Date: Mon, 26 Dec 2011 01:12:05 -0500 From: John Marshall Subject: Ecstasy Isle Chapter 5 This story does not follow the usual pattern of erotic fiction. It is not written in first person nor does the plot follow that of so many stories here on Nifty.org. This is totally a fantasy work, no actual people are involved. It does involve adult/teen sexual encounters of both sexes. If you do not wish to be exposed to such material, stop here. If you are not 18 years of age, stop here. If it is illegal for you to read such material where you reside, stop here. Some people will find the style disconcerting. I write in something approaching real time and there is a great deal of dialogue, especially during the sexual encounters (dirty talk). All dialogue printed in UPPER CASE indicates orgasmic dialogue in a raised voice but not necessarily shouting. This is purely jack-off material, designed to bring a maximum of erotic pleasure to the reader. I would enjoy hearing just how much sexual pleasure readers derive from it. In the beginning, the story is mostly gay but as it progresses, it becomes decidely bisexual. Although the story involves the kidnapping of the main character early on, the boy eventually comes to accept and relish his new life. It does not in any way condone kidnapping but simply utilizes it as a logical plot device in the beginning of the story. I welcome responses to: crackerjacker18@hotmail.com I will probably respond but I am not interested in any form of online relationship. Happy jacking...or jerking...or wanking...or whatever... ECSTASY ISLE Chapter Five That night after dinner, Kevin and Jason lay naked in Jason's massive bed, watching the video from the night before as Kevin got jacked off for the first time and enjoyed the vivid sexual pleasure of his first, boyish orgasm. Jason held him in his arms and gently stroked his cock. "Look, look at the look on your face, the feelings you were feeling...written all over you," Jason sighed, hugging him tighter, jacking his hot young boy-cock a little faster. The big double doors opened. "Mind if I join you?" Terry asked as he slipped into the room, his hard, throbbing cock leading the way. "Sorry I'm late for the show, but I had to feed and water the bastard downstairs in the brig." "How's he taking it?" Jason questioned as Terry stretched out next to Kevin on the bed. "Mostly just jackin' off a lot...the place reeked of cum," Terry told them. He wasn't joking. "Oversexed fuckin' bastard..." Jason said, returning his attention once more to Kevin's hard, pulsating cock in his hand. "Well, oversexed ainn't exactly an exclusive fault around here," Terry joked. "Speaking of oversexed, how do you like your film debut?" he asked Kevin. "He started looking for an agent yet?" He winked at Jason. "He's already GOT one...ME!" Jason kissed the boy's lips. "God, I could just love him to death." Terry turned Kevin's face from Jason's lips and kissed him too, eyeing the boy's cock as he did, watching to see if this time he might make the boy orgasm again. He waited. Apparently not. "Last time I kissed him, he went orgasmic on me," he told Jason. "So I cut back on his SMG...about half almost." "So that's why he hasn't been crawling all over me like last night," Jason laughed, hugging the boy in his arms. "You wanna suck him or should I?" He asked Terry. "Let me, let me...!" Terry cried, playing the anxious little boy as he set upright, then bent to the task, sweeping Kevin's lovely young boy-cock into his mouth. "Whhhooooeeeee...nice! Kevin gasped as he felt Terry's talented tongue go to work on his cockhead. Terry was good, he took the whole six-inch cock in one gulp. "Terry's got a big mouth," Jason smiled as he watched the older teen go to work on Kevin's surging hardness. "Well...deep, anyway...he can almost take MINE without gagging." "WOW!" Kevin reacted, reaching for Jason's massive member and stroking it gently. It felt like a TREE limb. "You better stop that," Jason joked, "sometime next year." "Feel good?" Kevin asked, enjoying the act of giving pleasure almost as much as the feeling of receiving pleasure he was getting from Terry's expert cockmanship. "You got it, little boy, you got it, make old Jason's cock feel good now." Jason lovingly egged him on. "Ohhhhh, man that feels good," Kevin sighed, in turn, egging Terry on. "MMMmmm...keep doin' it to me like that, man, keep doin' it to me, keep suckin' me, keep makin' my cock feel...aeeeigegehghh ...sooo good!" "You gonna give him your first load this time?" Jason asked anxiously as he enjoyed watching what Terry was doing to the boy's cock almost as much as the feeling of what Kevin was doing to HIS cock. "I hope," Kevin smiled up at him. "You gonna give me YOUR load?" "It won't be long," Jason moaned as he felt his sexual pleasure swelling up beautifully deep in side himm. "Do it, shoot your cum for me," Kevin jacked the man's cock a little more forcefully, anxiously watching for the telltale sighs of Jason's impending sexual detonation. "Gettin' me there, boy, gettin' me there, oehghehhahehhghhh fuccckk, yeah, fuckin' gettin me there, ohhh yeah, kid feels really fuckin' good." "Oiiiieghehhhghehghh...oeogheieiighhhehghhg..." Kevin gasped in sexual pleasure, "fuckin' gettin ME there too, man, ahehhehrhhehigeihghhh god, the feeling, man, feels good, feels good, feels really fuckin good, suckin' me off, oehghehhrhehhh god, yes, Terry, suck that fucker, suck my cock, man, suck that cock, make me cum, man, I wanna shoot so mcuh cum you fuckin' DROWN in it!" Kevin heaved and thrust his hips wantonly as his cock pistoned in and out of Terry's sucking mouth. "Go for it, kid, fuck his face, give it to him, give him your cock, come on, do it, do it, shoot your cum this time, boy, fuckin' choke him on it, make him cry out for mercy..." Jason cheered his sweet little boy lover toward his altimate burst of sexual fulfillment. There were cries for mercy, but not from Terry. REEGEIIEIGEHHHHiiiieee...eoigehiriehigh hhehghghgh god, he's gonna make me cum, man, I can feel it, gonna cum, gonna fuckin' cum, gonna...gonna...aeigiIAEIREHGH, EHAEIIEIIREGHEHGHHGH OHHHHHH FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.." Kevin's words matched the rabbit-like pounding of his thin, naked groin as he pummeled Terry's face. "AREGEGEHHGHHHEHIGHHH GOD, I'M CUMMING, I'M CUMMING, OEOOHGEHHHEHRHEH FUCK, CUMMING HARD, HARD, HARD, AEGHEHGHEHH GOD, THE FEELING, THE FEELING, FEELS GOOD, FEELS GOOD, FEELS SOOOOO FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOoooooodddd..." Kevin's voice trailed off, reflecting the intensity of his passing sexual pleasure. "Yeah, do it to him, Terry, suck him, man, suck him off, suck him off, suck him fuckin' off, man, just suck the cum right up outta his balls, man really suck the fuck outta him, make him feel it, make him feel how good it feels to shoot his cum for the very fist time, cum on, Terry, do it, do it to him, take his load!" Jason cried as he lost himself both in what Terry was doing to Kevin's cock, but also what Kevin was doing to HIS cock. He was close to his own moment of orgasmic bliss. Terry was rather incommunicado. It's impossible to talk with a cock in your mouth, especially one as big and hyperactive as Kevin's pounding, prepubescent prong. He swirled his tongue expectantly over the boy's cockhead, hoping, hoping, hoping to taste the boy's first offering of sperm. He tasted a little salty fluid but nothing to tell him he'd made the boy shoot for the first time. "Ohhhhh, yeah, yeah, enjoy it, Kevin, enjoy the feeling, enjoy what Terry's doing to your cock, boy, feel how good it feels, feel the feeling deep down inside you, man, even if you don't shoot, feels good anyway, don't it?" Jason realized Terry hadn't been sucessful, just by watching the two of them. "Hoooo man, that was nice," Kevin complimented Terry on his cocksucking expertise. "Thank you, man, you really sucked me off hard, man, felt really, really fuckin' gooood..." "Nice cock, I love suckin' him, he's so...so...horny...so fuckin' HOT!" Terry smiled up at the boy as Kevin pulled his face up to his own and kissed him long and hard. It was not a virginal kiss, as the day before. Kevin was now long past that. It was a kiss that almost made Terry cum. "Aren't you forgetting something?" Jason nodded toward his own cock where Kevin's hand had ceased its sexual mission in the throes of his massive orgasm. Kevin resumed his jacking, "Sorry about that, I kind of got...distracted, I guess," he appologized. "No problem, happens to me all the time, trying to do two things at once," Jason smiled as his loins renewed their aching sexual pleasure. "It's something you need to learn though, lots of times you're gonna be giving and receiving sexual pleasure both at the same time...you gotta kind of learn to combine them, become totally sexual, like nothing else matters but sexual pleasure. "The kid's a pretty hot little jacker-offer, ain't he?" Terry smiled down at the naked, young boy toy between them. "He's going to be a welcome addition to the family," Jason said as he squirmed a bit from Kevin' relentless stroking. The pleasure was once more building within him. "Even colt's gonna have some competition." "Colt's really...sexual?" Kevin asked and he concentrated still more on what he was doing to Jason's cock. Both Terry and Jason laughed. "Colt is nothing BUT sexual...every waking moment, every move the kid makes, he's sexual...incredibly seductive...you can't even be NEAR him without wanting to fuck him, or suck that hot young boy-cock or...or...aiehghehhehrhhgh god, Kevin, getting me there, getting me there, boy, gonna do it to me, gonna make me cum...egheieohoeihogi god, Kevin getting close, I can feel it, boy getting me closer and closer and...ahhhh....ehghhehhehhgh.... oehghhehhhhh god, fuck I'm cummin', boy, I'M CUMMIN, I'M CUMMIN, I'M FUCKIN' CUMMMIINNNNNGGGG... CUMMMMINNG, AEOGEHHEHHAEHHHRHHGHH SHIT, I'M SHOOTIN' A TON OF CUM, EHGEHHEHHAEHHHIEIGHEHHGHGHHH HHHHhhhhhhhh..." Jason cried out as his orgasm flattened him, his cock exploding with one, two, three, four, FIVE generous hard spurts of his man-juice, then continuing to ooze and seep several more streaming drops of whitish sexual pleasure all over Kevin's hand as the boy continued to stoke him, milking from his straining man-cock every last drop of searing pleasure it could muster. "YEAH, MAN, SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT IT, MAN, OEHGHEHHHE FUCK, LOOK AT THAT ONE, LOOK, LOOK, SHOOTIN' ONE HELL OF A LOAD, MAN, REALLY FUCKIN' HARD, OEHGHEHHR FUCK, I CAN'T FUCKIN' BELIEVE I'M DOIN THIS TO HIM, MAKIN' HIM CUM SO HARD, MAKIN' HIM SHOOT SO MUCH CUM, MAN, OHHHHH FUCCCCKKKK, FUCKKKK...LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKIN' CUM, WOW, WHAT A FUCKIN' LOAD!" Kevin cried in boyish lust as his hand slowed, his eyes popping at what he'd managed to do to the man, turning him into a heaving mass of driving sexual power. "Ohhhh, yeah, Kevin, do it to him, keep doin' it to him, keep makin' him cum, boy, yeah, yeah, yeah, ohhh fuckin' yeahhhhh..." Terry marveled as Kevin's cock-jacking enthusiasm as the boy brought Jason up, up, an over the top to a mindless state of sexual delerium. "God, boy, you're good, you're really fuckin' good, man, I ain't seen...nor felt...that kind of cock-jackin' in...ohh, at least ten or fifteen minutes." "Ohhh, yeah, man, he's good, alright, incredible for a boy so young, so inexperienced...so fuckin' cute and sweet and...virginal," Jason pulled Kevin up into his arms and kissed him long and hard. Had Terry not just sucked him off five minutes before, Kevin was sure he would had gone orgasmic again, like with Terry. "Maaannn...three orgasms in fifteen minutes, anyone up for another," Terry joked as their three hard cocks yielded not one inch thanks to Jason's miracle drug. "You came too?" Kevin asked in surprise, inspecting Terry's cock for the telltale signs. He didn't have to search hard, cum was still oozing out of Terry's cockhead. I shot my cum just watching you two," Terry laughed. "You two could make a dead dildo cum." "I think we oughta wait maybe fifteen minutes," Jason smiled as the three of them struggled to contain within their loins the incredible sexual pleasure they'd just enjoyed. "I think I could go again in maybe FIVE minutes," Kevin smiled up at the two as they watched themselves both on TV and in the mirrors over the bed. It was such a sexual scene, even without the SMG, their cocks would still have remained hard. "I think it wouldn't be THAT long, but maybe we better give it a rest for a bit, I know I'm pretty wrung out after that last time," Jason sighed. "You're the old man, you've got good reason to be wrung out," Terry teased. "What's a dead dildo?" Kevin asked innocently, rcalling Terry's comment. "When the batteries go dead," Terry explained. "What the fuck's a dildo? Kevin refined his question. "It's a sex toy shaped like a cock with batteries that make it squirm and vibrate." Jason explained patiently to his virginal little boy. "Yeah, feels really fuckin' good crammed up your ass...used by someone who knows how," Terry added. He looked over at Jason. "You got one?" "I got you, you're almost as good?" Jason zinged his executive assistant and some times lover. "Don't that hurt?" Kevin asked seriously. "Anything Jason's likely to have handy, most definitely," Terry smiled, hugging the boy. "But if you get one the right size, get somone who's an expert dildoer...man, the pleasure...outstanding, nice long orgasms too," Terry recalled the many hours he'd enjoyed on the receiving end of one. "How long?" Kevin asked anxiously. "You? I'd say about seven...maybe eight inches," Terry suggested. "No, how long an orgasm?" Kevin persisted. "Well, if you take a break to eat and go to the bathroom..." "He's exaggerating, usually maybe five minues," Jason answered Kevin's question, again depending upon the skills of the...what'd you call him...dildoer?" "You got a better word?" Terry shot back. "How about plastic pleasure provider?" Jason made up the term on the spot. "Sounds rather...plastic," Terry pronounced his verdict. "Took you three words to my ONE." "Yeah, but my term has a certain aliterative ring to it," Jason defended his choice. "Has it been fifteen minutes yet?" Kevin asked anxiously, stroking himself. Talking about dildos was making him horny...hornier. "No, but maybe five minutes, why? What do you want to do?" Jason asked, watching the young boy masturbate himself. "I don't know, you guys are the experts on making naked young boys feel good," Kevin deferred to expeience. "Well, gee, I don't know, you're been jacked and sucked and fucked, well, almost anyway..." Terry detailed the young boy's recent sex education. "Almost!" Kevin cried. "He had it...his cockhead clear in me." "Okay, technically you've been fucked, though believe me, there's a hell of a lot more to it than that." Terry allowed. "Teach me to fuck." Kevin blurted impulsively. "You wanna FUCK one of us?" Terry laughed. "No," Kevin told him. "I wanna fuck BOTH of ya." "Hummmm...at the same time or sequentially?" Jason teased the boy's intrepid sexual ambition. "What's that mean?" Kevin's vocabulary, sexual or otherwise, was not his strongest suit. "Never mind," Jason laughed. "It's unimportant...not to mention impossible. "How come?" Kevin wanted to know. Jason chuckled, "Well, little man, because you'd need TWO cocks to fuck as both at the same time. He hugged and kissed Kevin almost like a father. "Okay, sequenturly, then." Kevin struggled to recall the word. "Whadya think?" Jason looked over at Terry, "you think he's ready?" "Well, he's already learned how NOT to fuck, maybe we better teach him the finer points of how TO pleasure his cock inside another boy's ass." Terry reasoned, "looks like he's UP for it." "I take it you're volunteering?" Jason winked. "hhmmmmm...I don't know...I'm not sure I could handle...such a monster," Terry inspected Kevin's cock critically. "He's joking, he's takin' bigger cocks than your THOUSANDS of times," Jason smiled and kissed Kevin's lips. "Thousands?" Terry raised one eyebrow. "Okay, hundreds..." Jason relented. "A few times...mostly YOURS," Terry addmitted. "Let's say DOZENS of times," he corrected, "and not always with incredible ease, either, let me add. You got the KY?" "Better...Oxygel...guys at the lab developed it," Jason produced an unopened tube from the nightstand. "The fuckers spent an inordinant amount of time TESTING the stuff, too." "What's it do, make your cock ten times bigger or something?" Kevin joked as Jason opened the tube. "I wouldn't be surprised," Jason laughed. "No, actually, it's a lubricant, of course, but mostly it makes the cock more sensitive without shortening...uhh...fuck time...man, we're going to have to work on the jargon if we ever hope to market this stuff." He squeezed some onto Kevin's cock and let the boy thoroughly coat himself with it as he jacked his cock. "Don't feel no different," Kevin responded. "It will," Jason reassured him. "Terry, you want it face to face or doggy style?" Jason asked. "face to face," Terry told them, "I want to kiss this beautiful little creature while he ravages me. "Hey, let me try that stuff,: Terry grabbed the tube and squeezed out a generous portion, then lubricated his rectal cavity with it. "Hey, easy, it's not designed for anal use, and besides, you used about twice the recommended dosage," Jason objected, grabbing the tube back. "I'll probably slip in so far you'll have to pull me out by the feet," Kevin teased. "Don't worry, that's never happened before," Terry smiled as he pulled the young boy over on top of him and lifted his own legs, welcoming Kevin between them. 'It's just like fuckin' a girl except you aim a little lower." "Uhhh...I ain't never fucked a girl," Kevin reminded them. "Oh, Uhhhh...right...uhhh, okay, Jason, help him take aim, wouldn't want him makin' me a vagina," Terry joked as he felt the boy's first, tentative, awkward pelvic thrusts. Jason sat up, deftly positioning Kevin's hard, young boy-cock in line with Terry's rectal orifice. "Easy, just press forward a little...you should pop right in. Kevin did, and he did. His cockhead eased into Terry with Kevin's first tentative thrust, then continued on, deeper and deeper and deeper until he was lodged in completely. "Woooowowww..." Kevin gasped at how easy it was...and how deep he went. "Hoooooo, mannnn...." Terry breathed. Kevin might only have six inches but even that, in the "hands" of a newbie took some getting used to. "Fuck, slow down, I ain't the Holland Tunnel," Terry gasped, just short of pain. "Am I hurting you?" Kevin cried in horror? "No, but...ohhhh...god, I can feel it, let me tell ya," Terry admitted. "Ohhh, quit carrying on, I've seen you take NINE inches with less blabber," Jason told him as he oversaw Kevin's firs-time role as a fucker. "No, I mean...I feel that stuff...that Oxy stuff...man...maybe I did use too much," Terry considered. "No doubt, just what I put on Kevin's cock would pro"bably have been sufficent to send you flying over the top after about the third stroke." Jason told him. The lab guys said this was really powerful stuff. They oughta know, productivity fell fifty per-cent after they invented it. I wouldn't be surprised if it was addictive, as well." "I'm addicted, I know that," Kevin joked as he began his fucking movements inside Terry. "Feels real good." "No, shit, kid, you should be on THIS end!" Terry moaned as he felt more sexual pleasure than he'd ever felt before getting fucked. "You gonna cum?' Kevin asked anxiously. "No, but it sure as hell feels like it...feels good...GREAT...ohhwhahOHHHHEHHGHEHGHGHH GOD, FEELS INCREDIBLE...JUST FUCKIN' INCREDIBLE...OHHH, FUCK THE FEELING...AIEGIEHHGHEHHEHHHAH...OEHGHEHHG GOD, KID, DO IT, DO IT TO ME NOW, FUCK ME, BABY, FUCK ME, FUCK ME, JUST FUCKIN' FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA ME, KID...OHEHGHEHHG GOD, THE PLEASURE, IT'S SO...SOOO FUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL, EOGHEIHGHEHHGHE, LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER FELT BEFORE!" Terry cried out his harrowing sexual feelings as he felt Kevin starting to get into the act as well. "Man, he's right, ohhehhgh god, he's right, feels incredible, man, aohghehghheh god, my cock, my cock, feels like...like...aoehigeoiehhehh man, I can't fuckin' describe it, the feeling is too...too...oehghehhg man, awesome, fuckin' awesome, man, fuckin' you, man, fuckin' you, fuckin' you, agheoegheihighghh feels like I should be cummin' but I'm not, it just keeps feeling like...like one big long orgasm, aehgeighehgh god, TERRY, TERRY, TERRY, FUCK ME, MAN, FUCK ME FUCK ME, FUCK MEEEEEE...OEHHGHEH YEAH, I LOVE FUCKIN' OGHHEH GOD, YES, LOVE FUCKIN' YOU, LOVE FUCKIN' MY COCK, DEEEP...DEEEP INSIDE YOU MAN, EOHEIOHEOIH FUCK, THE FEELIING, THE FEELINGS I'M FEELING..." Kevin's sexual pleasure was starting to get out of hand as well. "Ohhh, yeah, do it boys, do it, do it, fuck him, Kevin, fuck his fuckin' ass, enjoy the feeling, enjoy the pleasure that stuff is givin' you, ohhh yeah, do it to him, harder, faster, deeper, yeah, ohh yeah, keep doin' it, Kevin, don't stop, don't stop, the guys at the lab said you're in for the mother of all orgasms, man, hang on, just hang in their boys, come on, keep it up, oehghe yeahhhh, yeah, ohehhe fucccckkkk!" Jason joined in the boys' excitement and sexual pleasure as he watched the ointment carry them away in delerious clouds of sexual ecstasy. "OhhhhhhMANNNN, THIS STUFF, KEEPS ME FROM CUMMIN' BUT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE...LIKE THE WILDEST ORGASM IMAGINABLE, BUT...OEHGHEHHHEHGH GOD, KEVIN, FUCK ME, BOY, FUCK ME, FUCK ME, FUUCCCKKK ME, OEHGHHEH YEAH, KEEP FUCKIN' ME, FUCKIN' ME, KEVIN, HARDER AND HARDER...OEHGHEHHH MAN, MOVE THAT HOT FUCKIN' COCK, BOY, MAKE US CUM, MAKE US FUCKIN' CUM REALLY HARD, HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE, SHOOT YOUR CUM IN ME, KEVIN, I WANT YOUR CUM, I WANNA FEEL IT SQUISHIN' UP INSIDE ME, MAN, DO ITTTTT...EOGIEHGIHEOIHOIH, MAN, FEELS LIKE I'M DYING, MAN, DYING OF SEXUAL PLEASURE... EGEOIGHEOHEHGHGHHGHHHHHH!!!" Terry lapsed into near total sexual incoherence. "I CAN'T FUCK ANY HARDER!" Kevin cried out as his naked little boy-body strained ferociously to deliver the hard, young boy-cock Terry loved so much with ever increasing rapidity. He wondered briefly if anyone ever died from fucking to hard, then decided he didn't care if he died, the feeling was just too incredible to care. "OHHHEHGEHGHHG GOD, I THINK I FEEL IT, I THINK I'M GONNA CUM, MAN...IT IS FEELING BETTER, STRONGER...OHHEHHGHE FUCK, GET READY, TERRY, I'M GONNA CUM, LET'S CUM, LET'S CUM TOGETHER, AOEGHEHHGHHHEH MAN, I WANT TO CUM WITH OU...YOU...YOU.. EHGIEIAEHIEHGOEIHGHEHHR NOWWWWWWW...NOWWWWWW...NOOWWWWWWWW...EIGHEHEHBHHEHRHIIEIIEIGIHEHGHHEHH GHEHGHGHHHEIEIIEAHAEHGIEIHGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh..." Kevin let loose a taunt, high-pitched, almost girlish scream of pleasure as his naked little body convulsed in excruciating sexual pleasure, an orgasm to end all orgasms, much more powerful than any he'd ever felt before. "ME TOOO...ME TOO, KEVIN, I'M...I'M CUMMING TOO, MAN, OEEHEHHGIEIHH YES, YES, YES,CUMMING... CUMMING AIEIHEHHREHIIIEIIEAIHGEIGOEHGHHGHHHHHEIIEIHGHHHhhhhhhhh..." Terry joined Kevin in his horrific scream of pleasure as the two of them clung to one another, their cocks aching in blasting spasm of pleasure so intense it completely consumed every fiber of their sexual beings. "Ohhhh, fuck, we'll never be able to sell this stuff full strength, anyone over 20 would have a heart attack using it!" Jason marveled at the power of the Oxygel ointment. He looked down. He'd just shot another load just by thrusting his cock hard against the two fucking boys, even without using any Oxygel himself,"Ohhhhahehhghehh fuck, you guys are makiin' me cum too, aoeohgeiogiehoih fuck, yeah, eyah, keep fuckin' each other boys, make it last still longer, oegehghh god, this stuff is fuckin' frightening...eigiehghehh god, fuckin' cummin,' boys, cummin' right with you...eeigheghehhOOHEIEIHGHEHGHGHH FUCCCCKKKK, FEELS GOOD, FEELS GOOD, FEELS GODD, OOHHH YEAH, A THREE-WAY FUCK!"