Date: Mon, 12 Sep 2005 18:11:11 EDT From: Awriter1016@aol.com Subject: The Gods of Rome LEGAL STUFF: If it's illegal to be caught with this material where you live, don't read this. If you are under age, don't read this. This story contains explicit sexual descriptions of ff, mf, mm, group sex, oral, anal, cum swapping, incest, sex toys, TG, voyeurism, drugs, smoking, and drinking. If this offends you, stop reading now. This story is fictitious and any similarities to real events or people and strictly coincidental. This story is not about you. This story, or any portion of it, may not be sold or distributed without permission from the author. Copyright(c) 2005. The author may be contacted at email address: Awriter1016@aol.com This story is divided into chapters (0 - XX). To find a particular place in the story from where you left off, use the FIND function of your web browser and search for the word 'CHAPTER'. If you are using Internet Explorer, select EDIT and then FIND. CHAPTER 6 - A RELAXING VACATION College was terrific. We loved the teachers, the instruction was really helping our artwork and our ideas, and our comics were taking off more than we could have ever possibly imagined. We got our first paychecks from the publisher and my mom was smiling as she said, "This is more than we pay anyone in our office. Fay, that was a great idea to tie their pay to the circulation of the strips. If you two can keep it up, you'll easily make over a hundred grand each this year." In bed that night Darla told me she was going to give me 10,000 kisses to match our first checks. We came close. Just after the Christmas break we approached our publisher with the idea of a porno comic strip and we showed her six of the finished strips that we signed, "Wally." She laughed her ass off and said, "We publish 17 adult magazines and the editors will love this shit. Let me show it to them at this week's staff meeting. Having Wally do these is brilliant. You going to have him arrested?" Darla and I were cracking up as we told her the story line around it. The next week, we got the go for the strip using our existing contracts and they wanted a ton of them. Darla and I spent the week after classes, drawing and laughing so hard our sides hurt. We have a character named Terry that was a she-male and the lines we gave him were priceless. He gave a class on how to give a blowjob and demonstrated on his 12 inch cock. Darla was so hot when we drew this one she was drooling on me. We fucked for hours when we finished it and the Darla gave me the most outrageous blowjob and made me cum three times in her mouth. I was so sore when we finished we had to put an ice bag on Wilber. Darla was cracking up and wrote it down for our next strip. She wanted Terry to use the ice bag after teaching the blowjob class for a whole day. We feel asleep giggling. Over the rest of the school year, our paychecks more than doubled, the porno strip was in all 17 of the trash magazines, and we had Wally arrested. We were asked to do a talk show about it and it was a total piss. People thought the characters were real and the host said, "How could you have a good kid like Wally arrested?" I said, "I hate to burst everyone's bubble, but Wally is not real. We draw him everyday, and we were going to have him break his leg falling out of bed after having sex, but our moms talked us out of that one." The host was howling and so was the audience. I showed the porno comic strip, with the good parts censored, and told everyone what magazines it was running in, and also showed Wally's signature. The place was screaming in laughter as the host said, "What a great scam. You did this to set Wally up. Now who thinks he's real?" Darla said, "It was hard getting him to draw this. He wanted to do a homosexual one." We laughed and had the audience in stitches for a half hour. The Haight Asbury strip was even more of a cult thing and people were starting to do the things in our comic strip. We laughed so hard when they started having rock concerts in the park and hippies were sitting around smoking dope at them. Final exam week at college came and we didn't have to take any. The teachers sat us down and told us we were the most talented artists they ever had the pleasure of teaching. The department head said, "Your last interview on that talk show was priceless, and we couldn't think of anything to test you on. Next year we'll do more traditional painting to get you exhibiting also. Learning the work of the old masters will require some study and also add to your abilities. Have a great summer, enjoy each other, and stop in anytime. We're going to be here." We thanked each one of them and then they were all asking about the plots for the next strips. They wanted us to have one of the porno stars from the strip in Penthouse to visit Wally. We laughed for an hour about the ideas they had and then I called the publisher and asked if we could do it. She was cracking up and said, "Yeah. We own that one too. The artist will love it. I'll have her call you and she can draw the character for you. She lives about 10 miles from here." Darla and I got our first week of summer routine down; drawing in the morning, sex, a trip to the beach for some fun in the sun and water, followed by lots of sex at home. Amy and Paula couldn't believe how nuts people have gone over our comics and they were also pissed off as they were still in High School. We told them what our moms did to get us in the university with the deal we had, and they were laughing their ass off. Amy's mom bought her a new 1965 Mustang convertible and the four of us went to Haight Asbury to hang around. So many of the starving artists recognized us it was kind of fun. All of them wanted us to see their paintings and we looked at a few of them. We tried so hard not to laugh as knew why they were starving. One guy showed us a large canvas that had smears, stains, and splatters on it and he said, "This is my best so far. It's called Chaos." Darla said, "It sure is." I stepped on her foot as she was trying not to laugh. We went to see a bunch of bands playing in the park and loved it. We got to see the Beach Boys again and some new bands. We loved Janice Joplin and Jimi Hendrix. He was so cool and we did a cartoon about him being dyslexic, as an explanation of why he played a right handed guitar left handed. It has hanging on outdoor display boards all over the Haight Asbury area and Jimi signed a copy of if it for us, printing the "J" in his name backwards. We died laughing. We seemed to get all of the new bands to play locally before they hit it big. We loved a few of the other new groups including the Doors, Deep Purple, Iron Butterfly, and a few Surf Music groups. Amy and Paula were singing along to the music with us at each concert, as we passed around one joint after another. The few weeks later, the artist from the strip in Penthouse called us and was laughing about our idea. She said, "I'll do it. This will give my strip a plug too." She came over and we drew it. We had Wally masturbating to Penthouse magazine. He gets carried away and falls out of bed, and breaks his left arm. The Penthouse comic strip character visits him in the hospital and it is a total piss. We met the publisher and gave her the new strip and she laughed for 10 minutes. The other artist said to us, "If you ever want to collaborate again just call. This was a blast." Darla said, "How about having Laura visit your strip and get seduced?" We were all cracking up and set up another session next week. By mid June, we had finished 4 months of each strip in advance. Our publisher thought we were totally nuts, but she loved it. We did the one with Laura getting seduced and our publisher laughed so hard she almost wet her pants. We decided to take a vacation from the artwork, and our moms also wanted to take a vacation. We asked Amy and Paula if they wanted to go with us and they were determined to catch up to us and were in High School summer school. So were Karen and Roberta. We sat down with my mom and Darla's mom and planned out a driving vacation to the North staying in local motels. My mom planned some really stupid things and we were joking about it and then decided that it would be fun. We started our vacation with four seats right next to the dugout for the San Francisco Giant's baseball game against the New York Mets. The Mets sucked so bad it was funny. Darla and I came up with three ideas for the comics from the screw ups in the game and she sketched them on the back of the program. The players were reading them and laughing as the TV camera picked up on it. They showed us on the Scoreboard and it said, "Wally likes baseball too." Everyone in the stadium cheered and we blushed every shade of red. Our moms were cracking up. In the ninth inning the stadium was almost empty as the score was 22 to zip. Some of the players stood and talked to us and all of them wanted to know what was going to happen next in all three of our comic strips. When we told them the story behind Wally breaking his left arm and Penthouse, they were dying. We told them about Laura being seduced in the next issue and one guy was so upset. I said, "She's not real. I swear to God we made her up." My mom was cracking up as that player yelled to the first base coach to tell him what was going to happen to Laura and the coach said, "That's awful." The team manager walked over to us after the players went to the locker room and said, "These guys can play baseball great, but they're totally empty upstairs. Everyone knows that Laura would never go to an orgy." He winked at us and my mom laughed so hard she stopped breathing. We left from the stadium in the new Lincoln and drove north. We laughed for a half hour about how stupid baseball players are. We stopped for dinner at a roadside restaurant about 7 and then drove to a small motel, for our first stop. Darla and I loved this place. It was old log cabin style and we got a cabin with two queen size beds. There was a small TV in the room and Darla turned it on to a comedy show and we sat in the beds and watched it as we talked about tomorrow's adventure to the giant redwood forest. My mom said, "I wanted to let you read this also. If you want to see him, I'll call him." She handed me a letter addressed to her and it was from my father. I read it with Darla and said, "No way, after what he said in here about me. Tell him I said to go fuck off. No wait, I'll tell him." There was a phone number in the letter and I picked up the phone in the room and had the motel front desk connect me. Darla listened in with me on the ear piece as I said, "John Dickerson Please" "This is your daughter Kathy. Mom showed me the letter you wrote and after reading what you wrote about me, I hope you rot in hell. You can fuck yourself until your dick falls off and don't ever call me or contact me again." I hung up and mom said, "Good for you. Now I need to do the same thing." She called him back and screamed at him and then said, "This is the first time I've yelled at anyone in years. John, go fuck yourself!" My mom hung up and said, "That felt good." Fay was cracking up as my mom ripped up his letter. Darla and I lit cigarettes as we talked about the funny things she wanted to put in our comics. Then we ended up talking about our porno strip. I took a drag of my cigarette and blew out the smoke as my mom and Fay were getting hot listening to Darla and me talk about what we were going to have the characters do. Darla said, "Our Hermaphrodite character has to hide Wilber like you do sometimes. Kathy, that is so hot." Darla took a drag of her cigarette as we watched our moms caressing each other and undressing on the next bed. She blew out the smoke as she whispered into my ear, "Suck yourself off for me baby. That gets me so hot." We undressed and caressed each other as we kissed. I sucked Darla's nipples and then she sucked and licked mine. We rubbed each other's clit as we kissed until we both had an orgasm and then Darla rubbed my cock until it was rock hard. I lay on my side spreading my legs with my knees bent, and bent over until I could suck my cock. Darla knelt over my pussy and licked it a few times before she worked her hand inside of me and fist fucked me. I was sucking my cock, bobbing my head up and down on the shaft, and rubbing it, as Darla was making me feel so good. I heard the sloshing sound of her hand going in and out of me, as my juices were flowing like a river. Darla leaned over and whispered into my ear, "You are making me so wet baby." I sucked and rubbed my cock and then felt someone else against my back. I heard my mom whisper into my ear, "Kathy honey, let us watch you." My mom and Fay were kissing us all over and Fay was pinching Darla's nipple as she fist fucked me. After about 10 minutes I tasted my pre-cum and I sucked my cock deeper into my throat, bobbing my head faster. I felt my cum starting as my pussy was orgasming and I was bucking into Darla's hand. I moaned into my cock as it pulsated and a blast of goo shot onto the roof of my mouth. I rubbed it fast with my hand and another blast shot out as I swallowed. I bobbed my head a few more times and then sucked in all of the squirts of cum. I swallowed again and lifted my head off my cock. I pulled Darla over to me and kissed her. We sucked each other tongue and opened our mouths as wide as we could, swapping spit. Darla lay on top of me in a 69 position and we went nuts eating each other as our moms lay next to us. My mom took turns eating Darla with me and Fay was licking me with Darla. I was on fire. After Darla and I orgasmed again, Fay moved us so Darla was sitting on my cock. Darla and I fucked like lunatics as our moms kissed us, sucked our nipples, and then put their pussies in our faces. We ate them until they were shaking from orgasming as we fucked. I shot my cum into Darla four times in two hours. We separated and I slid down the bed and sucked Darla's pussy into my mouth and drank her juices along with my cum. My mom said to Fay, "My God, is this unbelievable. I can't stop shaking from orgasming so much." Darla almost passed out when she orgasmed into my mouth again, so I crawled up to her and just smiled as she had her eyes half closed and smiled at me. We kissed smiling and I said, "You really liked that." She kissed me so sexy and then smiled as she sat up. I reached for the nightstand and lit us two cigarettes as my mom said, "That was the sexiest and hottest thing we have ever seen." I took a drag of my cigarette and blew out the smoke slowly as Darla was smiling and said, "Yeah, it sure is." I cuddled with her as I said, "Honey, that was wonderful." We finished our smokes in the dimly lit room, and then fell sound asleep. The next morning, my mom woke us up and I said, "Not yet." Darla was smiling at me and saw my hardon. She rolled on top of me and my hardon went right into her pussy. We fucked for about a half hour until I shot my cum and Darla orgasmed and then we got up and showered. Our moms were amazed that we could keep going after last night. I said. "That wasn't that much. We do it all night sometimes." We checked out of the motel and drove to a small caf^Â for breakfast. We all pigged out and then went to the giant redwood forest park for the day and loved it. We took pictures by a tree that had a tunnel cut through it and we drove the car through it. We went to the ocean to fish off rock jetties. Darla caught a 76 pound fish and it took all four us 2 hours to reel it in. We had an incredible outdoor barbeque at a campground and offered fish to everyone. The four of us sleeping in a small tent was an experience we will all remember forever. We laughed for hours. In the morning we drove north again to fish all day in a river and then stayed at another local motel near the white water rafting we had planned for the next day. The motel was log cabin style again, and we had a twin king bed cabin this time. My mom told us we're moving up in the world now. After the 10 minutes of wise cracks, we walked around outside and saw a cabin that was a small breakfast and burger place. We walked in and the place was empty except for a boy a little older than us, sitting at a table. He said, "Foods hot. It's the honor system here. Just leave the money that it says by each thing you take to eat or drink." My mom said, "You work here?" He smiled and said, "Nope. I'm rafting tomorrow." I said, "So are we." We looked at the food and each took a hamburger and my mom found bottles of booze that had a sign, "$0.50 a drink or $8 a bottle." She took the big bottle of Gin and the tonic mixes and left a 10 dollar bill. We sat at the bigger table and were talking to the boy and he moved over to sit with us. Darla whispered into my ear, "Honey, he's fucking hung. He's almost as big as you are." The boy said, "I'm Dave." We introduced ourselves and he talked about the white water rafting. My mom said, "You can't possibly be talking about where we're going in the morning." He said and said, "There's only one river anywhere near here. We come up from San Francisco for this. It's the fastest white water anywhere on the west coast." I said "Maybe we'll just watch." We ate our hamburgers and then started to drink with Dave. Darla lit us two cigarettes as we were giggling already and my mom poured us another round of tall gin and tonics. Dave said to me, "You and Darla look so familiar. What school do you go too?" We told him and he said, "No shit! You're the two that draw the comics. How do you come up with those ideas? When Wally fell out of bed I almost wet my pants." I blew out the smoke smiling and said, "Everything is based on something in real life or is a hair brain idea from one of our Prof advisors." Darla and I clicked our glasses and chugged half the drink again as my mom said, "Fay, they're going to get blasted again." Dave was smiling and chugged his drink. We poured him another one as we were giggling and he was getting smashed also. I said, "Dave, you here by yourself?" He grinned and said, "Maybe. The group that was supposed to meet me four three hours ago still hasn't showed up. Fuck'em." Fay was cracking up as Dave was getting loaded. A group of people walked into the cabin where we were drinking and Dave said, "Nope. None of them." The other group needed a place to sit so I said, "Come help us finish the bottle in our cabin." All of us downed the drinks and took the glasses, bottles, and ice with us around the corner to our cabin. We were staggering as we walked and Darla was giggling as we held each other up and Fay and my mom held up Dave. We sat on one of the beds and Fay poured us all another tall drink. Dave leaned towards me and Darla and said softly, "Who draws the porno stuff? That's so hot. Everyone has a cock as big as mine." Darla said, "We do. I modeled it after a smaller version of Kathy." Darla and I were cracking up and my mom was howling as Dave said, "What the fuck? You can't have a dick, you have a cunt." Darla gave me a big kiss and Dave was going nuts watching us. I broke the kiss and slurred out, "I'll bet you that mine is bigger than yours. If you win, Darla and I will do anything you want. If we win, you do anything we want, and you help us go down the river tomorrow since we have no clue what we're doing." He was cracking up and said, "You really have a dick? You're a guy?" I said, "I'm not a guy. I have both. You in for our bet?" We shook on it and Fay's eyes bugged out of her head. Darla said, "First we measure soft and then the real winner is the one that's the longest when it's hard. Contestants take your places standing on the floor in front of me." We needed help getting up and we hung onto Darla on one side and my mom and Fay on the other. Darla pulled down Dave's shorts and his underwear and then she pulled down my shorts and underwear. I said, "Wilber was hiding today in my cunt. Watch this." Darla pulled him out and Dave said, "No shit. You were fucking yourself. Oh my God." Fay and my mom had bug eyes as Darla moved us close together. We were up against each other as Darla lined up our soft cocks and held them together. They were equal. Dave was giggling as he said, "Holy shit, and you're a girl." Darla was rubbing our cocks together and I was getting so hot. Fay had a cigarette in her fingers and I took a drag and handed it back, as my cock when to standing at attention. Darla kept rubbing me and Dave and he was big too. She pulled us together again and lined us up as she rubbed our cocks against each other. Damn this felt good. Dave kissed me as Darla was getting overheated. She almost ripped off my shirt taking it off and then sucked my nipple, flicking her tongue over the tip as she sucked. I moaned softly as she lifted her head and then measured. I was a full inch longer and I said, "Guess you get to hang around tonight." Darla was cracking up and pulled us both over on the bed. She took off her cloths and gave me the biggest kiss as the two of us were stroking Dave's cock. I said to Darla, "Sit on him baby, and I'll make you into a sandwich." Darla sat on Dave's cock and it went all the way in as he said, "My God, no one has ever taken me in them like that. Oh does that feel good." Darla learned forward as I spit on my cock and on my hand. I wiped the spit on her butt hole and then pushed in slowly. Darla was going crazy as we fucked her for about fifteen minutes. Then she got up and sat on Dave's cock with her back to him and he went all the way into her ass. I lay on top of her and we fucked our brains out. Dave shot his cum into Darla's ass and Darla kept on moving on him until he got hard again, as I shot my cum into her pussy. Darla and I lay on top of Dave and were kissing him and then each other. He was getting off as much watching us as we get off watching each other have sex. We moved so that I sat on Dave's cock as Darla rubbed me hard again. My cock was over his chest and he touched it and rubbed it also. Darla deep throated me and Dave said, "Oh my God, I'm going to cum again." He jerked up into me and blasted his cum as Darla was bobbing her head on my cock. I kept moving my pussy muscles to make him hard again and he was growing inside of me. I waited until he was fully hard and then I got of him and had Darla sit in him again. I knelt by his head and put my pussy over his mouth. I opened my pussy lips with my hands and he sucked all of his cum out of me. Damn did this turn us on. He was rubbing my cock as he licked me into an orgasm and then he sucked all of my juices into his mouth and swallowed. I moved to lay on my side next to his face and pushed my cock to his mouth as I said, "Open wide honey." My mom and Fay were rubbing each other's clits at the speed of light watching us. Dave opened his mouth wide and I knew he had done this before. He swallowed about 8 inches of it and was bobbing his head up and down on my shaft. Darla leaned over and kissed me again as Dave was sucking my cock. She moaned, "This is the hottest ever baby. My pussy won't stop cumming." Darla sucked my tongue as Dave deep throated me and I blasted a river of cum into his mouth. He swallowed and shot his cum into Darla's pussy and she moaned so loud and kissed me harder. My hardon squirted cum over and over again into Dave's mouth as he sucked me dry. Darla got off of him and sat on my face. I sucked her pussy for a few minutes until she actually passed out and feel forward onto me and Dave. I woke her up and Darla was glazed over and smiling as Dave said, "My God are you two amazing." Our moms were going nuts on each other watching us and I said to Dave, "Check out the other bed. They need some help." He smiled and rolled over, and then went to the other bed. Darla lit us two cigarettes as we watched Dave get hard again and then fuck the shit out of my mom and Fay, alternating between their pussies as they lay on top of each other with their legs spread wide open and kissing. Darla kissed me softly and then grinned as she said, "Watching him suck you off sent me off the wall." I grinned and then kissed her again. I licked her ear and kissed it softly as I whispered, "Watching you get fucked by the two of us was the most erotic thing we ever did." Darla kissed me again and then we both took a drag of our cigarettes. I blew out the smoke as Darla moved Wilber out of the way and put her hand on my clit, softly rubbing it. I reached down and rubbed her clit also as we watched our moms getting hammered and listened to them moaning loud. Darla and I finished our cigarettes as our moms were alternating sucking Dave's hardon. I got up and knelt next to then and I deep throated his cock, massaging it with the muscles in my throat. I felt his cock pulsate and jerk, and then the cum flowed out into my mouth as I pulled my head up a little. Darla was rubbing his shaft as our moms were kissing again and watching us. I sucked in all of the cum and then opened my mouth to show it to Darla. She kissed me with her mouth wide open and we swished it around as we heard Dave moaning, "Oh my God is that outrageous." My mom and Fay were now sucking Dave's cock to get it hard again as Darla and I lay in our bed. Darla put my semi-hard cock into her pussy as I lay on top of her and we made love slowly for hours. I shot my cum into Darla 3 times and then we lay in a 69 position and ate each other's pussy until we couldn't even move. We kissed and sucked each other's tongue and then explored each other's mouth. Darla ran her hand through my hair and it felt so good. I touched her face with my hand and she kissed my fingers. Darla reached for the pack of cigarettes and lit us two and then pointed to the other bed. All of the lights were out except for the light outside of one of the windows and we could still see in the dim light. I took a drag of my cigarette and made the tip glow bight red as we watched Dave slowly fucking my mom as Fay was sitting on my mom's face and grinding her pussy slowly onto my mom's mouth and pinching her nipples. Darla blew out her smoke next to my ear and then whispered into my ear, "This is so hot baby. I think we need a porno strip about this night." I whispered back to her, "Wilber thinks it's hot too." Darla looked and I had a hardon again. She touched it as she kissed me softly and then whispered into my ear, "I want to make love all night." We finished our cigarette and then made love slowly again. I shot my cum into Darla two more times and then we feel asleep with me lying on her and Wilber still inside of Darla's pussy. We heard my mom and Fay laughing and it woke us up. I was hard inside of Darla and we started to move slowly. The sun was shining through the window as my mom said, "Dave has a present for you Kathy." He knelt behind me and spit on his cock and them on my butt hole. Darla was getting so hot and moved faster with me as Dave pushed his hardon into my butt. I was on fire as we made love. I squeezed his cock so hard he shot his cum in my ass in a few minutes. I wouldn't let him pull out until he did it again. Our moms were cracking up as he fucked the shit out off my ass and I loved it. I came twice in Darla and she kissed me nonstop. We finally sat up and I said, "Dave, how'd you like loosing our bet?" He bent over and deep throated my cock. I was hard again in seconds as Darla was moaning and kissed me again. He stood up again and said, "Great fun and the most erotic thing I have ever done in my life. You still want to run the rapids with me?" I said, "Shit yeah. Just teach us enough so we don't get killed." My cock was still rock hard and Darla took care of it and gave me a blowjob, as my mom and Fay went to get us some breakfast. I sucked off Dave at the same time and he was so soar he was moaning in pain as he shot his cum into my mouth. He went to his cabin to get cleaned up and dressed as Darla and I went into our small shower and bathroom. We finished dressing as our moms came back with breakfast and Dave came back in also. We sat on the beds and ate the eggs and bacon, and then had some coffee and a cigarette. Dave said, "All we have to do is tell the manager we're ready, and they take care of the rest. I'll ask him for lessons for all of you." We took our coffee and cigarettes, and walked to the main cabin of the manager. He said, "Hey Dave, your group never showed up last night." Dave told him about us and the manager said, "No problem. Just keep away from Wappenger falls. It's running real fast today. We'll pick you up at the bend in the river just before the falls." We went into his jeep to the river and he spent an hour teaching us what we needed to know. We each had a specific job, seat on the raft, and a paddle. Plus we had to wear life jackets. We got on the raft in our spots, with Dave in the back and this was suicide. We all panicked as we saw the first downhill white water run and paddled our asses off to keep the raft from hitting the rocks. It was so loud too. Dave screamed, "You did good! That was the easy one! Now we get into the fun part!" We all looked forward as we were moving faster and this was almost straight downhill. The white water waves were over 6 feet high and we all screamed as we lost our stomachs on the first wave. We padded until our arms hurt and we were still flying down this thing. We moved up and down and almost flipped the raft at one point. Dave was screaming at each of us, telling us what to do and we did it. It took almost 3 hours to get down to a flat spot in the river and I was ready to roll over and die. My arms were like over cooked spaghetti. Dave said, "There's the Jeep. Paddle to the shore." None of us could move our arms and Dave yelled, "Move it now! If we don't get there we go down the falls. Take a look at it." We looked and we paddle like our lives depended on it, and they did. The manager pulled our raft up on the shore and we literally rolled out. We couldn't move a muscle and started to laugh. Dave was even worse than us. The manager helped each one of us into the Jeep and then drove us back to the cabin. I was the only one that could even walk, so I helped the manager and walked each person into the cabin and flop them on one of the beds. He said, "Take a nap. You'll feel better in a few hours." I lay next to Darla and said to Dave, "Wimp." The five of us laughed our ass off. Dave said, "This was rougher and faster than I have even seen before. I usually go down 2 or 3 times in a day. I can't even move." I sat up and lit a cigarette, taking a deep drag. I blew out the smoke as Darla moaned, "Hold it to my lips honey. I'm paralyzed." I held the cigarette to her lips and she sat up with my help. Dave was already asleep and so were our moms. Darla kissed me softly and said, "Want to make love again?" We looked at each other and cracked up. We shared the cigarette and then feel sound asleep. My mom woke us up in few hours and I said, "I feel like I was run over by a truck." Darla was moaning as she sat up and my mom said, "Welcome to the club. I have some aspirin for you." We each took two as Dave was sitting on the floor and said, "I can't move. Can I ride back to the city with you?" We packed up our stuff slowly and helped Dave get his things from the other cabin. Then we loaded it into the car and all of us moaned more than we did last night. My mom was laughing about it and said, "It sounds like we're having sex." We all cracked up as we slid into the car. Darla and I sat in the front and I drove as I was the in the best shape out of all of us. Dave was begging my mom and Fay to not touch his cock as we laughed our ass off. Within an hour our moms and Dave were out cold and Darla turned on our favorite radio station as we cruised on the highway down the coast. We were actually feeling better as Darla slid over on the front seat to get close to me and she lit us two cigarettes. I took a drag and blew out the smoke saying, "90 minutes and we're home." We were near our house in an hour as I flew down the highway. The three in the back seat were still out cold so we stopped at a carhop burger joint and had the waitress give us everything to go. Darla and I changed positions and she drove us home. We pulled into the garage and then opened the back doors on the Lincoln and woke everyone up. They were so soar they couldn't even get up by themselves. Darla and I helped each one into the house and into my mom's bedroom. Dave was begging us to sleep somewhere else and my mom said, "Not a chance." We were cracking up and left them the dinner we bought in their room. Darla and I ate dinner and then went into our art studio. We sketched 15 new ideas and laughed our ass off. Darla's biggest cock contest for our porno strip was priceless. We took some more aspirin and went to bed, kissing each other softly. Darla and I made love slowly and it felt so good. We were really getting into it until we heard Dave moaning in pain and saying loudly, "Please Mary. My dick is so soar. Oh Fay, that feels good." We were cracking up again. Darla moved on my cock again kissing me and we were right back to making love. CHAPTER 7 - MASTERS IN ART We had a blast over the rest of the summer. Dave turned out to be a great guy and he's been over a few times. After we wear him out he hides from our moms by sleeping in the art studio. The last time he was over, Darla and I got totally stoned. Darla lubed up my cock and Dave's using the lube we used for the vibrators, and then she had us fuck her pussy at the same time. We stretched her and she orgasmed so loud it sounded like she was singing opera. After Dave and I both shot our loads into Darla she kissed me and said, "Your turn honey." Darla put Wilber into my pussy and got me semi-hard, and had Dave fuck me. I passed out from the orgasms after about a half hour. We found out why Dave knew how to give a blowjob. He sucks himself off, just like I do, except he has to do it with his ass in the air and his knees over his shoulders. He showed us and it looked so hot. We introduced him to Amy and Paula, and Dave has become a permanent fixture in their lives. Amy calls him their boy toy. We finished so many new comic strips Marge has been substituting some of the new work for the ones scheduled for publication. She said, "You two can take off for 7 months and still have a month of left over material." We started school again in the fall and the first three weeks was all instruction about oil painting and learning how some of the famous artists from years ago painted. Darla became the best forger of Rembrandt they ever saw. Then they made her promise not to do it again. We were cracking up as they gave us our assignments and then a test. It took us about an hour and we both aced it. The next two weeks it was all painting at home. We each did 5 complete paintings for our professors to review. They came to the house and critiqued our work, taking notes as they inspected each painting with a magnifying glass. It took them two hours and then they sat with us in the den and the department head said, "This is by far the best we have ever seen. Every painting is as close to perfect as it gets. Kathy, that portrait you did looks like a photograph, and Darla, the landscape of the pier looks like a picture taken at sunset. How would you like to exhibit in one of the high end galleries in the spring? You will need about 20 paintings each. The more the better, as long as they are all like these." We were smiling and Darla said, "We'd love to do it." We worked so hard on the paintings and some more of the comics, we were exhausted. After we ate dinner, we went to bed and made love for a half hour and passed out. I woke up horny as hell at midnight, and Darla was out cold. I didn't want to wake her up because she really needed the sleep, so I sat up and lit a cigarette. I took a drag and blew out the smoke slowly watching her sleep under the moonlight shining through the window. I sucked in on my cigarette again, moving my left hand to my pussy. I fingered my wetness, spreading it over my clit, and then rubbed my clit softly as I sucked in on the cigarette again. I blew the smoke out of my nose as I was fantasizing about Darla. I put the cigarette out, pulled the covers off of me, and lay on the bed naked. I rubbed my clit with my left hand and stroked my hardon with my right hand, as I closed my eyes thinking about Darla rubbing me. I rubbed faster on my clit and I was orgasming already. I was so quite trying not to wake up Darla. I took put our big dildo out of the nightstand drawer and put the 12 inches into my pussy. I was fucking myself and rolled on my side towards Darla with my knees bent and one leg in the air. I used my right hand and fucked the shit out of my pussy until I was on the brink of orgasming again. I pushed the dildo into me as far as it would go, turned on the vibrator switch, and then bent over and sucked tip of my cock into my mouth. I rubbed my shaft with my right hand and I was on fire. I sucked more of my cock into my mouth and bobbed my head up and down it, as I was thinking about Darla sucking me and picturing her with a mouthful of my white goo. It couldn't have been more than 10 minutes before I was blasting cum into my mouth. My cock pulsated and I pulled my head up a little, as the cum flowed out like a geyser. I sucked it into my mouth and swallowed, and then swallowed again, and again, as I kept squirting out more. The vibrator made my pussy orgasm nonstop and I kept on sucking my cock. I was hard again in under a minute as I bent over as far as I could and put most of my cock into my mouth and throat. I started to fuck my face and this felt so good. I had my eyes closed thinking about Darla, as I felt her hand on my shoulder and heard her whisper into my ear, "Kathy honey, this is so hot baby. Don't stop. Let me help you." Darla fucked my pussy with the vibrator and I shot my cum into my mouth again. This time I filled up my mouth, uncoiled, and kissed Darla with a mouthful. She kissed me as she kept fucking my pussy and I moaned so loud into her mouth. We swallowed my cum and then she pulled out the vibrator and sucked it clean. My pussy was still spasming as Darla lay on top of me in a 69 position and ate my pussy like a wild woman. Oh my God this felt so good. I wiggled my tongue into her pussy hole and then drove her out of her mind too. After I had her orgasming, she swung her body around on me and we fucked slowly as we kissed. We rolled on our sides and then Darla pulled me on top of her and I was so in love with her. I wanted to make love to her all night. Our bodies were glued together, as we moved slowing on each other. We took a break at 3:30 and Darla lit us two cigarettes. She took a drag and blew out a plume of smoke, and then bent over putting her lips on my ear. She said softly, "Why didn't you wake me up honey?" I said, "Because you were exhausted and needed the sleep, and I was so fucking horny I knew we'd be at it all night again." Darla sucked in on her cigarette grinning and said, "Yeah. We will be at it all night again because I'm still horny." I took a drag of my cigarette and put my hand on her pussy and massaged it softly as Darla said, "Mmmmmm, that feels good." We finished our cigarettes and then kissed and caressed each other for over an hour as we made each other's pussy orgasm over and over again. We fell asleep kissing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . We painted a lot over the next 7 weeks and had enough paintings for the exhibit. The department head at the college said, "How about we accelerate you in the program? You two up for a solid month of spending 8 hours a day in school? If we get all of your requirements out of the way in one month, we can get you into the masters program now. You are definitely ready and the courses are easy. You just need the classroom time for the credits." We agreed and spent the next four weeks in classes up until the Christmas break. They made it so easy for us. We aced every test in English, Math, and Art. We were officially awarded our undergraduate Bachelor degrees in Art and our moms were so excited. Amy and Paula were pissed, but they still helped us celebrate along with a bunch of other friends, including Dave. Karen and Roberta have gotten so weird we really don't like calling them anymore. Roberta shaved her head and wears robes. Karen is just one step behind her and they have decided that sex is evil. My mom said, "What in the fuck happened to her?" Amy said, "Too much LSD and Orange Sunshine." Over the Christmas break, we spent the first week drawing our comics to get way ahead of schedule again. We did a whole section on Wally about his brother being in college and it was priceless as they traveled to Haight Asbury and were in our other strip also. Our publisher, Marge, told us we were totally nuts but loved the strips. On the days that Wally was in Haight Asbury, we had the other characters in his strip make fun of him. We laughed for hours when we drew those. Darla came up with some great one-liners and had Laura call Wally a useless Beer Fart. Marge ran that strip that week and we heard so many people talking about "Beer Farts" we couldn't believe it. I told Darla she created a new cult and that we should dress like Karen and beg at the airports. We decided to try our hand at skiing again and this time we went with Amy and Paula to a resort in the mountains in California. My mom let us take her new car and I couldn't believe it. She bought herself a new Rolls Royce and it was her baby. I said, "What if we scratch it or something?" She said, "Don't worry about it. I just ordered another one and was going to let you two keep that one. Shit Kathy, we have so much fucking money we couldn't spend it all in 300 life times. Plus you two are each making over forty five thousand a month on your comics and haven't spent a penny of it. We still have 12 unused spots in the garage and I'm determined to fill it up." We had a removable ski rack put on the roof of the Rolls for the trip and we got so many funny looks as we drove back home from the dealer. It really did ride just like we were sitting in the living room. Darla called it boring. Darla and I splurged when we made the reservations at one of the largest resorts. We had a blast in the Rolls Royce as we made the three hour drive with Amy and Paula, but we had to keep stopping for gas which was a pain in the ass. Darla said, "If you didn't drive it at like the Corvette we wouldn't get 4 miles to the gallon." We let Amy drive us the rest of the way there as Darla and I sat in the backseat. Amy drove like an old lady and the gas gauge didn't move. I told her she needed chauffeur's cap and she turned around and said, "No pussy licking you young lady." Darla was sticking out her tongue and licking her lips as she kissed me. When we pulled up to the resort there were hundreds of people everywhere and the parking lots were full. I said, "Pull up to the front by the entrance." I rolled down the power back window and said to the doorman, "You have valet parking?" He held out his hand and I handed him a one hundred dollar bill. He smiled and said, "Yes, and for as long as you stay here." He unloaded the car for us and took off the skis. He said, "If I'm not here, just ask for Jack. He'll get your car. Enjoy your stay." A bellhop took our bags inside and I tipped him and someone else locked our skis in an outdoor rack and gave us a key as we went to check in. At the front desk I gave them my name and the clerk said, "Oh course, the presidential suite. Enjoy your stay with us." He snapped his fingers and another bellhop ran over to get our bags. We went upstairs to the penthouse and this place was great. We had our own indoor and outdoor hot tub overlooking the ski slopes, sun deck, living room area, a dining room with a wet bar, and two bedrooms. We walked outside and checked out the people skiing down the slopes and I said, "This is gorgeous." Darla held my hand as was walked up to the railing and looked down the five stories below. We went inside and unpacked our things and then called our moms so they wouldn't panic. My mom first question was, "How was the Rolls?" I said, "The ride was horrible, real bumpy, and it's smoking out of the rear of the car." Darla was laughing so hard my mom knew I was busting her chops. I said, "It's fine, except for the dent on the front fender." Darla grabbed the hone out of my hand and said, "Kathy did it. Don't blame me." I was laughing too hard to even talk as my mom was screaming. I finally said, "The baby is fine. We paid to have it valet parked and someone is changing it's diaper right now." Darla talked to her mom and was busting her chops also. She said, "Dave is all alone this week." Amy and Paula were giggling sitting on the couch next to us. We changed cloths and went out on the slopes for the afternoon. We took a gondola to the top of the mountain and skied down the novice trails around the mountain. It was so picturesque, Darla and I stopped a few times just to look at the scenery. I said, "I want to bring a sketch pad up here with us tomorrow and sketch a few of these scenes to paint when we get home." Darla smiled and then we skied down to meet Amy and Paula again. We went to the top of the other mountain and skied those trails also looking at the scenery. It was addicting. We spent a few hours on the intermediate trails with Amy and Paula and saw so many funny things. We watched a little kid teaching his father to ski and we laughed our ass off as the kid said, "Dad, you're such a klutz. Even mom can do this." We skied to the main lodge and put our skis into the locked rack again, and then went inside to take off our ski boots and put on our shoes. Amy picked up a bunch of flyers by the information desk as Darla went to the bar to get us four drinks. Paula and I found an empty table and lit cigarettes. We waved to Amy and then to Darla as they walked over to us. Darla put down a tray that had four Gin & Tonic drinks on it as Amy showed us the flyers and I said, "What's the Gay Bunny Lounge?" Amy said, "I'll go find out." She went back to the information desk as Darla lit a cigarette and I took a drag of my cigarette. Paula said, "This place is packed and it's a weekday." I blew out the smoke and said, "It's always packed. Wait until you see the lunatics on the slopes on Saturday. This is where we got the ideas for the Wally strip last year." Amy came back smiling and said, "I think we're going to like this place. Gay is the new word for homosexual, lesbian, and bi-sexual. They serve food, drinks, and have a band that starts at 9. I made us a table reservation at 8:30, so we can eat in our room." Darla blew out some smoke and said, "I'm not sure they're ready for us." She put her hand over her mouth and pretended she was licking my pussy. We all cracked up and then toasted to goofing off for the week. Darla flagged down a waitress and ordered us another round of drinks, before we finished these drinks. We toasted again and chugged half of it. I took a drag of my cigarette and blew out the smoke, as Darla was pretending to be one of our comic strip characters. I got into a character also and we do what we always do when we draw, act it out. Amy and Paula thought we should be committed and the people at the table behind us were laughing their ass off. One of them said to me, "You like being a cartoon character?" Darla said, "It's her life long dream to live in the Wally comic strip." We were laughing and drinking as I said, "Wally needs to get a girl pregnant. Who should it be?" Everyone was shouting names including people at the other tables and I said, "Laura?" Darla said, "She has an orgy with Wally." We were cracking up and then someone recognized us. He was at another table and said, "Don't you dare do that to Wally." I stood up and said, "I swear to God he's not real. Darla and I made him up and draw him every day. We were going to give him the clap last week and my mom talked me out of it." Everyone was cracking up and Darla said, "One of our strips that hasn't run yet, has Wally making a pass at his female dentist. He asked for extra Novocain to stay in the chair longer and he's so numb he drools on her when he's trying to act cool." The guy that recognized us said, "What happens in Haight Asbury next?" I said, "Wally and his brother make another guest appearance for a college frat beer party." Everyone yelled, "Beer Fart!" and Darla and I lost it. We were laughing so hard we couldn't breath. I said, "That was Darla's idea." They stood and clapped as we laughed. Amy ordered us another round of drinks and we lit cigarettes as we were on roll. We told them about our porno strip and what was happening there next. A few of the guys were so into it. One said, "How did you think this stiff up?" Darla said, "We really did that one on a white water rafting trip." The guys were bowing to us and everyone was cracking up as our new drinks were delivered. Two of the women seated at the next table were starring at us and Darla put her arm on my shoulder and gave me and wet kiss. They were really starring now. I said, "That was nice honey. Lets go eat some dinner." We all downed our drinks and stood up, as the people were clapping for us. We smiled and waved as we walked to the main hotel lobby and then took the elevator to our rooms. We were laughing in the elevator and Amy said, "You two are so nuts. I love it." Went to our room and ordered dinner. I said, "Call us when the food gets here. We're going to hot tub it outside." We turned on the lights and went outside to start the hot tub jets and check the temperature. I said, "Lets get in." We took off our cloths and got in quickly as it was so cold outside naked. This felt great as we sat against the wall and the jets massaged us all over. Darla leaned on me and we kissed, and then we kissed again. We relaxed and the hot water felt great. She was talking about a hot tub adventure for our comics and I said, "Amy's right. We are nuts." She was laughing and then kissed me again. Amy came outside and said, "The food is being brought in now. How's the water." I said, "Wonderful." We watched the bellhop put our food on the table and then leave. Darla and I got out of the tub, picked up our cloths and walked in naked. We took a 5 minute shower and then dressed in jeans and went to the dinning room to eat. The dinner was terrific. Darla and I lit cigarettes and finished our wine as Amy and Paula got cleaned up and dressed. I took a drag of my cigarette as Darla leaned against me and I put my arm around her shoulder. She said, "I am so relaxed from the hot tub." I rubbed her neck and she was moaning softly as she took a drag of her cigarette. We finished our cigarette and then I massaged Darla's shoulders. She was almost asleep when Amy and Paula came back in the room. I said, "Wake up baby. It's party time." Darla sat up and turned around, giving me the wettest kiss. We walked to the elevator and then down to lobby. We followed the signs to the "Gay Bunny" and were giggling as we saw it. I guy dressed in a playboy bunny outfit seated us and we were cracking up. He said, "Drinks?" We ordered and he skipped to the bar. I was laughing my ass off and a woman at the table next to us said, "This place is a like a trip into Alice in Wonderland." A different waitress brought our drinks and it was a woman dressed like a motorcycle babe. I said to her, "Is this a costume or are you into it?" She leaned over to me and said, "It's a costume to work her, but I am definitely into it." I paid her giving her a big tip and she winked at Darla and me. We had a blast at this place. Darla and I danced slow and loved it as we kissed on the dance floor. Our waitress French kissed both of us after our third round of drinks and Amy and Paula were cheering for us. Darla kissed me and then we got up and danced for an hour. I loved holding her close to me as we danced to the slow music. At midnight we went up to our room and Darla and I made love for hours. The four of us had a blast skiing, dancing, and having sex in the hot tubs the rest of the week. Darla and I sketched over 30 scenes that we could paint and also a number of interesting looking people. . . . . . . . . . . . . The school year progressed at incredible pace. We exhibited our paintings and actually sold them. We couldn't believe it. When the gallery advertised it as the authors of Wally and Haight-Asbury and it was packed. Every painting sold for over 1,500 dollars, and five of then we got over 5,000 dollars. We did another one month of solid classroom instruction again and then took three days of tests. We thought it was easy and Darla said to me when we finished the last test, "They have to be making it easy for us." Our professor grinned as he heard her and said, "Actually, we're making it harder. You just took 8 months of lessons in one month and did your papers for your Masters. Stick around and we'll grade them now. How do you think you did?" I said, "I knew every answer." Darla said, "Me too. We both found a question that was wrong and noted it on the test." He was grinning as he said, "Have a seat in the lounge and I'll call you when we're done." Darla and I went into the faculty lounge and lit cigarettes as we were looking at the magazines. Darla picked up one of the medical journals and was looking at the title and said, "Check this out." I sat close as we read a long article about sexual gender reassignment at a clinic in Sweden. Darla said, "Think they can make me like you? Honey, I would love to be able to make love to you, like you do to me." I said, "Call them up." We wrote down all of the information and put the magazine down as our professor came in and said, "Both of you got a perfect score. That has never happened before in any of our Master's examinations. We were going to hold a verbal question and answer test also, but the rest of the staff agrees with me that's it's not necessary. You were both right on the wrong question, which was a trick. Congratulations." All of the professors came in and congratulated us and so did the dean. He shook our hands and said, "You earned yourselves an early summer break. I thought we could pick it up for your doctorate program in September." We were so excited. Darla and I both screamed and then hugged all of them. We drove our Corvette home and then called our moms at work. They were screaming too. Darla put her arms around me and we kissed for over 20 minutes in the kitchen. She walked me upstairs and we made love for hours. CHAPTER 8 - WILBER'S NEW FRIEND, RASCAL The next day, Darla and I called the clinic in Sweden while we were each on a separate phone extension. It took a while for someone to pick up that understood English and then I explained my anatomy and how Darla wanted to be like me. We spoke to the doctor the article was about and he spoke perfect English. He said, "For starters, I would love to examine you. We can implant a penis on a woman, and we have done about 150 successful operations so far, but that's very involved as it replaces the vagina. You're asking for something new. It really intrigues me though. When can you both come to Sweden?" I said, "We can probably leave in a day or two. We need to get a passport, flight reservations, and a hotel." He said, "I'll put you on with our administrator. She should be able to set you up with everything." We talked to her and she spoke perfect English also. I gave her a credit card and she reserved us rooms, got us a rental car, and also got us booked on flights. She said, "It's a long flight. You have to fly to New York first." We hung up and went to get passports. We were sitting in the kitchen waiting for our moms to get home and having a cigarette. I said, "You sure about this, before we tell them and catch a rash of shit." Darla said, "I know my mom is going to scream bloody murder, but I want to do it." I took a drag of my cigarette as Darla poured us each a drink and we toasted. She took a drag of her cigarette and we were laughing about what our moms were going to say to us. Our moms pulled into the garage and Darla made then two drinks. She handed then the drinks when they walked into the kitchen and Darla said, "Have a seat for a minute. We have something to talk to you about." Fay said, "On my God. You're pregnant." I said, "No." My mom said, "You really did wreck the car." Darla smiled and said, "No. Let me tell you." She told them about the article we read in the medical journal and how we talked to the doctors. Then she said, "Kathy and I are leaving for Sweden tomorrow for her to get an exam and also for the doctors to see if they can make me look like her. I want to make love to Kathy, the same way she makes love to me." Fay said, "I think that's so romantic." My mom had a tear in her eye and said, "This is true love. Do you need any of our help? We can pay for it." Darla and I looked at each other and started to laugh. Then we really laughed. I said, "I'm sorry. We were expecting you both to scream at us about this. Thank you for understanding." Our moms hugged us both and my mom said, "I would never scream at you Kathy. You know that." When we went to bed that night, Darla was pretending to have a cock and we were giggling as we made love. That lasted until we started to orgasm, and then we were totally out of control. In the morning, our moms wished us luck and told us to call. We finished breakfast and then packed for a week. Our limo showed up and the driver put our bags in the trunk as I said, "Airport. International departures." We lit cigarettes and talked about sightseeing in Stockholm and Amsterdam. We boarded our flight to New York, and it wasn't bad at all. I was a new jet and we sat in First Class. We got so smashed on booze and were joking with the Stewardess. She called me a Wally and we laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. She really thought we were nuts. After we landed in New York, the stewardess said, "You don't have to change flights. This one goes on to Stockholm after it's refueled. Why did you go so nuts when I called you a Wally?" Darla said, "We are Wally. We write and draw the comics; Wally, Haight-Asbury, and Boners." She as blushing and I said, "At least you didn't call us Beer Farts." She was smiling and asked us about what happens next on each one of them. We were telling her and acting it out like when we draw it and she was cracking up. After two more drinks we were flying before the plane took off again. Darla and I were jokingly arguing over who had the longest tongue. The stewardess and co- pilot were breathing heavy as Darla was sticking her tongue into my mouth. After we took off, Darla and I passed out cold. The time zone changes really screwed us up. It was 9 in the morning the next day, when we landed. We stood up and stretched and then walked out of the plane onto the tarmac. It was cold here and we completely forgot about coats. We went into the terminal and hit the ladies room, and then went to get our bags. We went through customs, exchanged some money, and then found a porter to take our hags to the rental car stand. Renting the car was interesting. We didn't speak Swedish, and none of them spoke English. We showed them the reservation and they used the number to get our records. The contract was in Swedish and we laughed, as we couldn't even figure out where to sign it. We lit cigarettes in the rental car and everything was in Swedish and metric measures. Darla said, "This is like visiting Mars." We looked at street signs and laughed harder. After driving around the airport a few times we saw a sign with a picture of a hospital and we followed it. It took about 10 minutes we found the hospital, but had no clue where to park. We couldn't read the signs. We sat in front of the hospital laughing in the car as we asked people who were walking by us. We finally found someone who spoke English and he showed us where to go. We parked and walked into the hospital to the receptionist's desk. She spoke English and we were on our way to the third floor. The administrator we talked to on the phone was there and she was so friendly. She said, "Let me tell Doctor Mylstrum you're here." He came out to meet us in about five minutes and he was a very handsome man about 45 years old. He smiled and shook our hands and said, "Lets go into an examination room first." We both put on exam gowns and then he did a full exam on Darla first, including an internal. He said, "Very healthy. That's good." He examined me and said, "This is so unusual. You're the first true hermaphrodite we have ever examined. Can you get an erection?" Darla smiled and rubbed my cock and it got rock hard. The doctor checked it out and said, "Very interesting. Can you ejaculate? You don't have to show me." I said, "Just like a man can except I can do it more often." He said, "I'm going to need to see what's going inside of you, for us to be able to do this to Darla. If you agree, we'll numb you and use a scope to see around inside of you. Let me show you one." She showed us a small tube with a thing on the end and said, "We make a quarter inch incision and then put the scope inside to look around. You will be sore for the next day, but after that you'll be fine." I looked at Darla and said, "Okay, but don't you dare hurt me." He smiled and said, "I won't." He explained how the transplant process worked for Darla and that this was much easier than what they were doing." Darla said, "I want a big one, like Kathy's. None of this small 6 inch stuff." The doctor was cracking up and said, "Lets take it one step at a time." The nurse prepped me for the scope and said, "When was the last time you ate anything?" I said, "Yesterday." She was going to shave me and I said, "It's already clean." They put me on a gurney and the doctor came in and said, "Darla, you can scrub up and go in with us." They wheeled me to the OR as Darla waved and walked with the doctor. I was lying down in the operating room looking up at the bright lights, when the doctor came in and said, "This is the anesthesiologist. She's going to give you a shot in your back to make you numb. The shot will pinch a little." Darla had the greens and surgical mask and hat on, as she held my hand. The nurse lifted me on my side as the doctor rubbed hard on my spine and then rubbed again as she gave me the shot. I didn't feel it at all. We talked for a few minutes as they tested me for feeling. I was totally numb as the doctor said, "Okay, we're ready." The nurse put green cloths like sheets all over me except for where the doctor was going to put the scope. He said. You will be able to see what I see on the screen. You won't have this technology in the US for about 10 years. They are so slow to allow doctors to use new things. This is terrific." I didn't feel a thing and I saw the scope inside of me on the screen. Four other doctors were in the room with us and they were talking in Swedish as he moved the scope around. He stopped for a minute and then moved it into other areas. After about 10 minutes he said to me, "I have some good news and some bad news. Darla, we can definitely do this. That's the good news. Kathy, look at the screen. You see this bump here. That's not supposed to be there and it's a small tumor about the size of a large pea. It has to come out. It's location will cause you lots of problems in the future and it could turn cancerous. With your permission, I'm going to knock you out and take the tumor out. The surgery will only take about a half hour, but you will be very sore for about 2 to 3 weeks." Darla held my hand again and I said, "Do it." Darla kissed me and that's all I remember. I woke up in the recovery room and a nurse said, "How's the pain?" I was so groggy as I said, "Hurts like hell." She gave me a shot and I was asleep again. I had no idea how long I was out of it when I opened my eyes. I was in a hospital room and a nurse was standing next to the bed. I said, "Where's Darla?" She smiled and said, "How to you feel?" I said, "Lousy." She handed me a pill to take and then said, "Darla is in recovery from surgery and is doing fine. She'll be wheeled in here in about 3 hours." I said, "She had it done already?" The nurse said, "She wanted to surprise you. She said to tell you that now you can both moan in pain as you recover together. The doctor also wanted me to tell you that the tumor was pre-cancerous. You're lucky he found it." I took a deep breath in and she said, "I know how you feel. I have one last year. In a couple of weeks you'll be fine. Darla will take about 3 weeks to recover also. Get some sleep. I'll wake you up when she's awake." I closed my eyes and was out cold again. The nurse was walking me up and I opened my eyes. She handed me a pill and said, "Darla is in the bed next to you and doing fine. She's still sleeping." She pulled the curtain so I could see Darla sleeping and then left the room. I couldn't keep my eyes open and was out cold again in seconds. I have no idea how long I was out when the nurse woke me up and I heard Darla say, "Hi honey." I lifted up my head and said, "Hi. How's Wilber's brother?" She started to laugh and said, "Oh shit does it hurt when I laugh." I said, "Why didn't you wait for me?" She said, "This way we can recover together. I called our moms before I went in. They know about you're problem and are coming here." I said, "That's cool." The doctor came in and said, "You're both awake. Fantastic. Kathy, let's start with you. You were very lucky that I found that." He explained exactly what it was, where it was, and what would have happened. Then he examined the wound. He said, "I want you out of bed a few times a day to walk around. Don't strain yourself, but you need to move for your body to heal. That goes for you too Darla." He walked over to her bed and said, "You are exactly like you wanted to be. A half inch shorter than Kathy, but still huge." We both started to laugh and it hurt so much. He explained in detail how I was wired inside and then he said, "Putting Darla together was easy. There's a natural space inside of a woman's body for all of the plumbing. This is the deal. Walk a few times today, get up, sit in the chairs for a while, but be careful. Each day the nurse will give you new things to do. In three days, I want both of you to be walking around and sitting, instead of being in bed. I'll be in each day to check you over." Darla said, "When can we have sex?" He smiled saying "Don't push it too fast. Somewhere between 2 to 3 weeks." We both got up with the doctor there and he made us walk around the room and then made us use the bathroom. Darla gave me a kiss before we got back into bed. As soon as I pulled the covers up our moms walked into the room. They both kissed me and then kissed Darla. My mom said, "So what did they find?" I told her the whole thing the doctor told me and she said, "Kathy, you've always been lucky and still are. If you hadn't come here for this, you would have had big problems." She turned to Darla and said, "So how big is Wilber's brother?" We started laughing and it hurt so much. Our moms stayed for a few hours and I asked the nurse if we could smoke in the rooms. She brought us an ashtray and Darla and I sat up in the beds and lit a cigarette. My mom was showing us where they were going to sightsee and I said, "I'm so jealous. That's what we wanted to do." Fay said, "We'll take plenty of pictures." Darla and I had real food for dinner and we were starting to feel a little better. We took a short walk after we ate and that lasted about 5 minutes. Over the next three and a half weeks, we built ourselves back up and we were feeling terrific. Darla was on a drug that kept her from getting a hard on and I was busting her chops about it. We also did a bunch of new strips for our comics, thanks to my mom and Fay bringing us in some supplies. The doctor came in the see us and said, "I'm going to approve a short test of the new equipment. You should be able to get an erection by this evening. Don't panic if you can't and don't have sex for more than an hour." I said, "That's just the warm up lap." He was smiling and shaking his head. That evening after dinner a nurse said to us, "You can go use the room next door for an hour. Just please stop if either of you experiences any pain." Darla and I were grinning as we held hands and walked to the room next door. We saw a normal bed like a hotel room and the nurse shut the door after we went inside. We took off our hospital gowns and kissed as we stood by the bed. I caressed Darla's breasts and pinched one of her nipples gently as she moaned softly. She was rubbing my clit and softly and it felt so good. We lay on the bed and kissed again as I touched her soft cock and rubbed it gently. Darla was moaning into my ear, "That feels so good honey." She was getting hard and I bent over and sucked her cock into my mouth. Darla was on fire and placed her hand on my head as I bobbed up and down a few times. I fingered her pussy at the same time and her hardon was like a rock and huge. I pulled my mouth off of it and she looked down grinning. I lay on my back and spread my legs wide with my knees bent and said, "Make love to me honey." Darla lay on top of me as I positioned her cock to my pussy. She slid into me like I was made of warm butter. We both moaned so loud and then she moved her shaft in and out of my pussy slowly. I wrapped my legs around her ass and my arms around her back, pulling her into me. She bottomed out in my pussy and she was huge. God did that feel good. We kissed and made love slowly until Darla was ready to cum. She pulled out of my pussy and I knelt over her, sucking her cock into my mouth. I bobbed up and down a few times and then Darla let out a loud grunt and moan, as her whole body went weak and her cock pulsated in my mouth. The rush of cum into my mouth was like a tidal wave. I swallowed so it won't drip out and then sucked her softly and rubbed as she shot at least 20 more squirts of cum into my mouth. I swallowed it and then deep throated her before I pulled my mouth off. I looked into her eyes and said, "How was it?" She kissed me and rolled me over, positioning my hardon into her pussy. We fucked slowly, and I loved how it felt having her cock up against my stomach. Darla was really getting off on it too. We fucked for about 15 minutes and then Darla had me pull out and she gave me an incredible blowjob. I blasted my cum into her mouth and she was swallowing over and over again. We kissed and then moved into a 69 position, eating each other's pussy until we were both orgasming and then we gave each other another blowjob. We were just about to cum when the nurse walked in and said, "Times up." We kept on going and within 30 seconds we both exploded our cum into each other's mouth. I held most of it in my mouth and when we sat up and I kissed Darla with a mouthful. The nurse watched us swallowing it and was getting turned on. We got up and put on our hospital gowns again and the nurse said, "I guess it went okay." Darla smiled at me saying, "Okay doesn't describe it. Incredible would be more like it." I said, "Honey, you are bigger than I am." She kissed me again and the nurse said, "Cool it for today." We went to our hospital room again and lit cigarettes. I took a deep drag as we sat on Darla's bed and the nurse yelled at us to get in our own bed again and rest. We were actually starting to understand some of the Swedish and watched a TV show that had more sex in it than a typical porno film. I said, "Not a typical show back home." The doctor came in to check us out again and said, "Any problems with sex?" I said, "Yeah, there wasn't enough of it." He smiled and said, "How about you Darla?" She said, "It was great." He asked us what we did and Darla told him in such detail I was getting a hardon again. The doctor was smiling as he examined her and then me. He said, "Tomorrow afternoon do as much as you want, just stop if it hurts or if you feel strained even in the slightest. If everything checks out, you should be able to go home the next day." We slept like babies and our moms came up in the morning again. My mom wanted to know how we felt and I was smiling as I said, "Darla took the new equipment on a test drive last night with me and put on the first hundred miles." My mom was cracking up and so was Fay, as Darla was blushing. I said, "This afternoon we get to rev it up a little more and shift out of first gear." Darla was cracking up now too as we told our moms about leaving to go back home. They made the flight reservations from the hospital for all of us. Our moms stayed until we had lunch and then they hugged us, and left for a last day of sightseeing. The nurse took our trays out and said, "The room next door is all yours. Shower up when you're done." Darla and I went next door and took off our hospital gowns. We stood by the bed kissing and she was rubbing both of our cocks together. I was as hard as a rock and so was she. She looked down at our hardons and said, "My God Kathy, I really am huge." We were lined up like we did to measure Dave, and she was a little less than a half inch bigger than me. I said, "I love it when you bottom out in me baby." We made love for hours. I showed Darla how to suck her own cock and she went wild with it as I fucked her pussy. Then she did the same thing to me. We did each other's asses, and then we ate pussy until 5 in the afternoon. I must have drunk a quart of cum out of her pussy. We took a cigarette break and I showed her how to hide Rascal, which was the name we gave to her cock. Darla was orgasming from it being inside of her and I was laughing. I took a drag of my cigarette and said, "Now you know why I hide it. It feels great all day." She was cracking up and then orgasmed again. I said, "Just stay like this until you get use to it." She sucked in on her cigarette and I could tell she was still orgasming. She said, "I could live with this all day. My God does this feel great." After we finished our smokes we made love again slowly, and then took a shower and went back into our room. The nurse came in and said, "How was it?" Darla went into details for a half hour and I know the nurse was getting wet as hell. She excused herself and went into to use our bathroom and we heard her moan as she orgasmed. Darla was cracking up. We ate dinner and then the doctor came to check on us. He did the exam and said, "Nostia told me about your adventure today. If you don't have any pain, you can leave in the morning." Darla said, "No pain." I said, "Me either." He signed our orders to leave and then we called our moms at the hotel and told them. My mom said, "That's great. We'll pick you up at 9 and head to the airport." After the doctor left the room, Darla moved over to my bed and we laid it out flat, turned off the lights, took off our gowns, and got under the covers together. We made love slowly and caressed each other as we kissed for over an hour. Then we took turns lying on each other as we fucked. I was so hot, and so was Darla. We came in each other twice and then we cuddled and feel asleep on our sides as we were kissing. The nurse woke us up at 6 in the morning laughing at us. She said, "I'll leave you alone for a little while and then you have to get up and have breakfast." Darla had a hardon and rolled over on me, kissed me, and slid her shaft into my pussy. I was on fire again and we fucked like wild rabbits until the nurse dragged her out of my bed just after Darla finished cumming in my pussy for the second time. She made us shower and get cleaned up, and then we dressed in our street cloths. Darla hid Rascal in her pussy and I hid Wilber. She was already feeling it and looked like she was about to orgasm already as we were both giggling. We sat in the chairs and had our breakfast as Darla kept making bug eyes as her pussy was dripping wet. Our moms showed up just as we were finishing and I said, "Rascal is swimming in the wet cave." Darla was howling and our moms had no idea what I was talking about until I said, "Wilber is too." Then they lost it. We finished breakfast and lit cigarettes with our coffee as Darla kept making bug eyes at me and I was cracking up. I said, "You'll get use to it eventually." I took a drag of my cigarette and my mom was telling us about the sightseeing they did yesterday. She said, "The most amazing place is Amsterdam. It's the ultimate red light district. Kids 11 years old work as hookers." I said, "How were they?" Fay was blushing and Darla was cracking up. She took a drag of her cigarette and looked at me as she was orgasming. I leaned over and whispered into her ear, "I can smell your pussy juice and it's getting me hot as hell." She just smiled as her eyes bugged out again. We finished our cigarettes and coffee and then said goodbye to the nurses. I went to pay the bill and my mom said, "We already took care of it. Lets get out of here." I left four hundred dollars on the nurse's station with a note thanking all of them and then we grabbed our things and walked to the elevator. My mom drove us to the airport for us to return the rental car, and then we had a porter take all of the luggage to the check in area. Our flight to New York was almost empty and we sat in First Class. Darla and I started with a Bloody Mary before we took off and her eyes bugged out again as she moved on her seat. I was cracking up as she put her head on my shoulder and said, "My pussy is as wet as it gets honey." She kissed me and then we sipped our drinks. Darla and I were smashed the entire flight back and the stewardess was laughing at us. We left Sweden at 10:30 in the morning and landed in New York at noon. The time zone stuff was so weird. We stopped for 45 minutes to refuel and then went on to San Francisco and landed at 2:30 in the afternoon. Darla and I slept the entire way from New York. CHAPTER 9 - NEW FRIENDS AND STUDENTS Darla and I got right back into the swing of things at home. We spent the first week painting and drawing every morning, and then swimming at the beach in the afternoons, followed by making love almost all night. Amy and Paula came over and they were so jealous when Darla pulled Rascal out and showed him off. I said, "Wilber has a new friend to play with now." They were both salivating. We spent a week with them going to rock concerts in the park and hanging out in the Haight Asbury section. Darla and I loved some of the new groups, especially Blood, Sweat and Tears, and Chicago. They didn't have any records out yet, but we loved their music. We saw Janice Joplin again, Hendrix, Cream, and the Beach Boys. We danced, sang, smoked dope, and were totally out of control. We also spent a half day looking at the work from the starving artists hanging out there. We tried not to laugh, but it was horrible. One woman had a while canvas with splatters of white paint on it and called it "Snow". Darla told her it was very original as I was biting my lips to not laugh. After our two weeks of totally goofing off, we decided to paint enough new canvases for a show again. We used pictures our moms took on the trip to Sweden and then changed them to what we wanted them to look like. Darla did a terrific one of a bad thunderstorm and it really felt like you were there in the picture. She said the same thing about one of my paintings of a life raft full of people in bad weather on a rough ocean. Our mom's came home from work and Fay said, "We're getting a delivery tomorrow morning. Are you going to be here?" Darla said, "Sure. We'll wait for it. What is it?" My mom said, "New color TVs and also a tournament pool table. We got addicted to it in Sweden. Let me show you where everything is going." She replaced all 5 TVs with color ones and finally filled the game room with all types of stuff. The next morning, the delivery guys kept whistling at us, called us cunts, and acted like total assholes. We decided to get even and had them move the 1,200 pound slate pool table 6 times until it was just right. They wanted a tip and Darla said, "Don't piss people off. That's your tip, and don't forget to take the old TVs like it says on the sales order." We laughed as we played a few games of pool and then watched the 36 inch Color set. TV looked so different in color. Not many of the shows were broadcast in color, but the ones that were looked completely different. Darla said, "Today is that party we got the invitation to when we were in Haight last week. You want to go? The guy is a motion picture director." I went to get my purse and found his card. I said, "Honey, listen to what it says, director of hardcore motion pictures. He makes porno flicks." Darla said, "You want to go? We'll meet all the triple X actors and actresses." I said, "That's not acting. We do it every night." We had lunch and then decided to go to the party as it was starting at 11 in the morning. We got the address off card and Darla said, "I know where it is. It's only about 10 blocks from here." We went into the garage and Darla took the keys to the Rolls Royce. I said, "Are you serious?" She was cracking up and said, "Get in!" She drove us the 10 blocks into the valley and it was ranch style house that was fairly large, but nothing like what we live in. There were cars everywhere and we parked on the street. We walked to the front door and it was wide open with a sign, "Come on in! Booze is in the kitchen." We walked to the kitchen and there were lots of people we recognized from Haight-Asbury and also X rated movies. Darla and I made ourselves Gin and tonics as the director saw us and gave us a hug. He said, "Glad you could make it. My two favorite artists. Hey everyone, the authors of Wally, Haight-Asbury, and Boners are here. Met Kathy and Darla." We were mobbed with X rated stars that loved our comics and everyone wanted to know when Wally was coming back to Boners. We laughed our ass off. We had drink after drink, laughing, telling jokes and goofing around. One of the hardcore stars was starring at us and I said, "You look different with cloths on." He smiled and said, "How come we haven't seen you without your cloths on?" Darla said, "Because you would be embarrassed." They wouldn't leave us alone when John Holms, one of the male actors known for having the largest cock, was busting our chops too. I said, "You may not be embarrassed, but it will be close." He said, "Bull shit. There is no way two beautiful women have dicks." We took the four of them that were busting our chops into an empty room and I said, "Darla, it's unveiling time." We pulled down our pants and our underwear and they looked at us and couldn't believe it. I said, "We're hermaphrodites. We have both. Wilber is hiding inside of me right now." Darla and I pulled out our cocks and they had their eyes bugged out. Darla kissed me as she rubbed both our cocks and we were as hard as a rock in 30 seconds. I said, "See what I mean?" John took out his weapon as he called it and rubbed it hard and we measured. I beat him by a half inch and Darla beat him by a whole inch. We laughed our ass off as our hardons went down and we put then away and dressed. The guys were bowing to us as we were cracking up. We went back into the main rooms and had a few more drinks and then watched a porno film being made in the living room. It was really funny. One guy couldn't get it up and they had what the director called a fluffer suck his cock and play with it until it got hard. He ran back into position and the woman wasn't paying any attention to him as he fucked her pussy. Someone was telling her what to do and how to moan as Darla was cracking up. We were sobering up and said goodbye to everyone and this was a total piss. The guys that we embarrassed, pulled down their pants, took out their weapons, and gave us a salute at attention. They stopped filming as the actress was cracking up. Darla and I got in the car and sat there and laughed. I said, "What a screwed up way to make a living." She started the Rolls and we drove off. I said, "How about a burger honey?" We drove to our favorite outdoor burger place with waitresses on roller skates and had a burger and fries for dinner, while sitting in the Rolls. The waitress came to get the tray when we were done and said, "Are you the two that are also in a Corvette?" Darla said, "That's us. We in disguise today." The waitress was smiling and slipped on her skates. She caught herself on our window and we were laughing as Darla pulled her up. I gave her a tip and said, "You should learn how to skate." She was laughing and said, "I hate this fucking job. I'm only doing it to pay for college. I want to draw comics like you two do." Darla said, "You have an samples of what you've done so far?" She perked up and said, "Sure. I have plenty." I said, "Stop by our place in the morning and we'll critique your work if you want." She was so excited as Darla gave her the address. I said, "Don't break your arms." She was smiling and then she almost fell again. We cracked up as we drove home. Our moms were having dinner when we walked in and we sat down with them in the kitchen. Darla told them about the porno party and then about our measuring game. My mom was choking when Darla said, "I'm an inch bigger than Johnny Holms when we we're hard. Kathy beat him by a half inch." My mom was drinking some water and then started laughing. She was eating again and said, "I ordered you two another new car. It won't be here until you start school. It's a brand new 67 next model year Corvette and a really rare one. They're only building 50 like it. It's a 427 rat motor with 435 horse power, 3 two barrels, 456 posi- rear, close ratio 4 speed, AM/FM, side pipes, and air conditioning in a coupe. It's silver blue with blue leather." Darla and I just smiled, as my mom loved to buy new cars. The next morning after we finished breakfast, Terri, the roller skating waitress showed up. We answered the door and she had her arms full of portfolio cases and we helped her carry them into the den. She said, "I really appreciate this. Tell me honestly what you think of my work." She opened the first case and said, "I love Wally, and drew some of them also." Darla and I looked at the Wally strips Terri did and the artwork was exactly like ours plus they were funny. We were giggling as we read them. I picked up the phone and called our publisher and said, "Hi Marge, do you know how much money we make on each Wally strip? We may want to pay someone for ideas." She gave me the figures for each strip and then I hung up and said to Terri, "Interested in making some extra money? We'll pay you two hundred dollars per strip, for each of these, but they will have to be published under our names." Terri yelled, "Yes! No more fucking roller skates!" Darla and I were cracking up and then we looked through her other work. The paintings were terrific. We examined them with a magnifying glass and couldn't believe the detail she was able to get. There were a few things that needed some work and we gave her an honest critique. She also had her own comic strip she came up with and it was really funny about a pet cat named Morris. I said, "Terri, have you showed any of this to the art department at the university?" She said, "Not yet. This will be my first year. I'm only a freshman." I said, "You feel like taking a ride with us to the college?" She was so excited as I called the head of the art department. I said, "Hi Harry, it's Kathy." "Yeah, we're having a blast. We have enough new paintings for another show." "Sure if you want too. The reason I called is that I wanted you to look at the work of someone else we met, and she's over here with us. She's going to be a freshman in your program next year." "Good. 9 out of 10 on most things. 10 out of 10 on commercial art." "Okay. See in you in about a half hour." I hung up and said, "They're coming over here because they want to see our new paintings for the next exhibit. Harry, is Doctor Harry Malvern and he is our doctorial advisor and the head of the art department. He'll take a look at your work also." Terri was walking on air and I said, "I need another cup of coffee." We went into the kitchen with Terri and poured some coffee, sitting at the table. Darla lit me and her cigarettes and Terri lit one also. I took a drag and blew out the smoke saying; "We should show your Morris cartoons to Marge, our publisher. Every time I think about that one where the cat gets electrocuted I start to giggle again. Those strips are funny. How did your come up with the ideas?" Terri blew out some smoke and said, "Morris is my cat and I swear it has 9,000 lives. It's been electrocuted 6 times, run over twice, feel off the roof 5 times, frozen in the refrigerator, and almost drowned six times, once in the toilet. My mom almost killed it again last week when it was sleeping under the hood of her car. She started the engine and we saw cat fur coming out of the grill. It's also afraid of mice and chases dogs." Darla and I were cracking up as she was telling us about so many screwed up things with the cat. I said, "You have a years worth of comics there. Maybe more." The team from the college came over and I introduced them to Terri. We went upstairs to the studio and they looked at our new paintings first. Harry and two others were almost in a trance looking at a few of the ones we did of storms. Harry said, "Amazing work. These will sell for big bucks. I'll call the galley and see when they can exhibit your work again. I know they wanted you back as soon as you're ready." Terri was looking at all of them and said, "You two are incredible. I had no idea you painted like this." Harry was smiling and said, "Terri, they raised the bar on what good means. Now lets see your work." We went to the den and Terri started with comics. I said, "We're going to buy the Wally strips from her and run them." They were all laughing at Morris and we talked for about a half hour about her cat. The she showed them the serious artwork and they examined it like we did. Harry said, "Kathy, tell us what you and Darla found in examining the work." We talked for about 15 minutes and told him what we told Terri. Harry said, "You two are tougher than I am. I agree with the technical analysis, but also think this is excellent. Terri, have you applied for a scholarship?" Terri said, "No. I didn't think I would qualify." Harry said, "You more than qualify. Let me talk to the dean and see what we can do. Kathy, part of your doctorate program is teaching others and being an advisor. Looks like you and Darla have your first student. Also, give Marge a call about the Morris comic strip. I know she'll love it." They all shook Terri's hand and Harry said, "I'll let you know about the scholarship within a few days. We really like your work." They left and Terri screamed so loud, Darla and I covered our ears and were cracking up. I called Marge back and said, "I'd like you to take a look at a new comic strip that a new student at the college has developed. We're going to be teaching her and she's the one that has the ideas for Wally." "Yeah sure. We'll meet you in your office in about 45 minutes." I hung up and said to Terri, "Pack your comics. We're taking a drive into the city." We took the Rolls and Terri said, "How come people are starring at us?" I said, "Because, this car costs three times as much as most people's house. Our moms love these cars and we have three of them. This one, a convertible, and a brand new one my mom just bought last week." Terri said, "The comics pay you that much money?" Darla said, "Our mothers make a fortune. They've made the top ten list of highest paid female executives in the world for three years running now." We pulled into the underground parking at the publisher and the guard recognized us. He said, "Hi Kathy, just park it against the wall over here." We took Terri's work out of the trunk along with our new strips and went into the building and up to the 14th floor. We joked with receptionist as usual and Marge came to get us. We introduced her to Terri and we went into a conference room when Marge introduced us to all of her staff. She said, "They have been dying to meet you and ask you about the next story line." We introduced Terri and showed Marge Morris. The staff was laughing and giggling as they read the strips and Marge said, "Terri, this is really good." I said, "If you're interested, give her the same deal we have, so there's no risk on your part if it fails." Marge said, "Done. I'll have someone get the contracts ready." Terri was smiling from ear to ear and I whispered into her ear, "Throw out the roller skates." She was laughing and so was Darla as she heard me also. We talked for about a half hour about Morris's adventures in real life as everyone was cracking up and I said, "Darla and I will help her take these ideas and make them into comics." Marge was smiling and then we showed everyone the next three months worth of Wally, Haight-Asbury, and Boners. We also showed them the ones that Terri did for us for Wally and I said, "We'll drop these off next week after we clean them up a little." We gave Laura the clap in one of the comics and she gave it to the dog. I though everyone was going to wet their pants on that one. We talked for about an hour about new ideas for each strip and everyone was giving us suggestions. Two people wanted Wally to develop an S&M fetish and we were cracking up at some of the story lines they gave us. One was how he puts leather masks on the dog and cat and wants them to beat him. Marge kept saying, "This is for family newspapers. We can't do that." Her staff was booing her and she said to us, "See what I get to put up with everyday?" We were laughing and I said, "We'll have Wally take a trip to Boners again and do it there, using Caryn as his Dominatrix." There were cracking up and nodding their heads. We went into Marge's office and Terri got the contract, and a schedule of publishing deadlines for new comics. Marge said, "You're good for about 3 months. Try to stay ahead of the schedule so you can take time off and not worry about it." Terri signed it after we read it and I said, "Congratulations, you're officially a commercial artist." Terri was smiling from ear to ear when we left to go to the car. When we got back to our house, Terri called her mom and told her what happened today. We heard her say, "Mom, of course I want to do this. What are you nuts?" She hung up and said, "My mother still wants me to be a lawyer. I hate law." Darla made us each a drink and we lit cigarettes. I took a drag of my cigarette and said to Terri, "Tell us about yourself." She told us all about her parents that were lawyers and wanted her to be a lawyer also and her older sister who is in law school and hates it. Darla said, "You have a boy friend?" She was blushing as she said, "I'm not really interested in men. Sometimes it's okay." Darla said, "You like women?" Terri was beat red and nodded her head yes. I smiled and said, "So do we. Darla and I are lovers." She smiled and said, "I kind of thought that but I wasn't sure." I said, "You have a girl friend?" Terri took a drag of her cigarette and said, "I did, but it didn't work out." We finished our drinks and had another one as Terri was telling us about being with girls. She said, "I knew I was different when I was about 10 and I was having fantasies about a girl in my class at school. One day after school I got up the guts to kiss her. She hatred it, but I knew who I was from that point on." I said, "What did she do?" Terri was giggling and said, "She ran inside and told my mom. I got the shit beat out of my ass that night, but it didn't work. The next day I kissed another girl in my Girl Scout troop, whose name was Ginny, and she liked it a lot. She was the first one that I went all the way with." I was getting so hot as Terri said, "When I was 11 on our overnight camping trip, Ginny and I slept in the same small tent and ended up in the same sleeping bag. That was the first time I had more than one orgasm and I was on fire all night. I learned how to eat pussy and loved it. Ginny moved when I was 13 and I was broken hearted for months. I never really got over her. I dated a guy a few times and fucked him. I loved getting fucked, but I hated what was attached to the other end of the cock." Darla and I were cracking up as Terri took a drag of her cigarette and then smiled. She told us about her latest sexcapades and we were howling at some of the things she did. Terri said, "The best part is my sister. I knew she was gay also, because I saw her and her girl friend, Meg, in bed one night. I threatened to tell our mom on her if Meg and her didn't lick my pussy. They ate me for almost an hour. The next day I let it slip out by accident that we had sex and my mom almost killed both of us. She made us go to church everyday after school for 8 weeks. My sis was cool about it and we did it with Meg behind the church when we got out." She was asking about us and I said, "Can you keep a big secret and not let it slip out?" She was smiling and said, "Sure. I'm much better at it now." I told her about having extra skin when I was little and being with Karen, and then meeting Darla, and how I was a hermaphrodite. I said, "Darla and I fuck all the time." She didn't believe a word of it so I stood up and pulled down my pants and said, "Darla, drop your drawers too honey." She stood next to me and pulled down her blue jeans. We pulled down our underwear and Terri looked puzzled at our pussies. I said, "Wilber is hiding in my pussy and Rascal is hiding in Darla's." We took them out and Terri said, "Oh my God. You're both huge!" Darla said, "They're soft. Check this out." Darla kissed me and rubbed both of our cocks. I was so hot and wanted to fuck her, as I got as hard as a rock. Darla broke our kiss as Terri's eyes were bugged out and Terri said, "Holy shit." Terri stood up and walked over to us. She put her arm around Darla and kissed her with a tongue out wet kiss as I watched, and then kissed me the same way. Darla kissed me and then said, "Lets continue our bedtime stories in the bedroom honey." Terri was trembling with anticipation as we took her with us into our bedroom. Darla and I kissed again right next to Terri's face and then we each kissed her again, and undressed her. We undressed each other as Terri helped and then the three of us lay in the bed. Terri was like a kid in a candy store. She licked and sucked my nipples, and then Darla's. She licked my pussy and then Darla's and then sucked both of our cocks for a few minutes, before wanting both of us to fuck her at the same time. I kissed Terri and said, "Calm down a little and relax. You're going to love this." Darla and I lay with her and made love to each other and Terri, slowly. We caressed each other's body, suckled each other's nipples, and rubbed clits. Terri was orgasming almost nonstop already. I went down on Terri and licked her pussy as Darla was licking mine, and I made her squeal in an orgasm. We had Terri get on all fours and put her face into my pussy as I lay on my back with my knees bent, and Darla knelt behind her. Darla put her hardon into Terri's pussy and pushed in slowly as Terri was eating me like there was no tomorrow. I was so hot watching Darla fuck Terri. I lifted Terri's head up from my pussy and said, "Are you safe? Time of the month?" She told me when her period was and I said, "You're safe. Now get back to swallowing." Darla shot her cum into Terri and then we changed places. I fucked her cum soaked pussy and she was humping back into me with such force as she ate our Darla. I was almost ready to cum after about 20 minutes and Darla pulled Terri's head up and said, "Suck Kathy off. I love to watch her cum." Terri sucked my cock into her mouth and rubbed it as Darla knelt between my legs and slid her cock into me. I was on fire and ready to explode. My cock pulsated and jerked as the cum blasted out into Terri's mouth. I watched her swallow and then rub me faster, swallowing again and again. Darla was moaning, "That's so hot baby. Swallow all of Kathy's cum for me." Terri sucked me dry as Darla was hammering into my pussy. I was getting hard again in her mouth and she lifted up her head and then sat on my cock. The three of us fucked for hours. Darla and I made a Terri sandwich and fucked her pussy and ass at the same time. Then we did each other and kissed, while Terri ate my pussy as I was fucking Darla. Darla and I took turns eating our cum out of Terri's pussy, while we made love on our sides and had our heads resting on the inside of Terri's thighs. We all were orgasming, but we made Terri orgasm nonstop for over an hour as we ate her and then we took turns fist fucking her. She was passing out so we stopped. Terri lay motionless on the bed with her eyes half closed and I could see her clit spasming still and juices dripping out of her pussy. Darla and I lit cigarettes and I said, "Congrats. You passed your first college test." Darla was smiling and said, "Remember, not a word about this." Terri smiled from ear to ear and said, "No one would believe me anyway. That was incredible. How big are you anyway?" We told her and she was giggling as she said, "That's bigger than Johnny Holms." Darla said, "Kathy has him beat by a half inch and I have by almost a whole inch. He was very embarrassed about it." I took a drag of my cigarette and we told her about the porno party and she was cracking up and them lit a cigarette. I said, "Do you have a place to draw and paint at home?" She said, "In my room." Darla and I started to sing the Beach Boys song, "In my Room" and Terri said, "You two are terrific, but so nuts." Darla said, "If you need quite time to draw and paint, you can use our studio here and we'll help you if you want the help. We usually draw and paint every morning until about noon, and then we go to the beach or the pool out back if it's nice out." Terri crawled over to us on the bed and said, "My pussy is still running like a river. I have never had an experience like this before." I touched her pussy and it was soaking wet beyond belief. Darla smiled and pushed my face to it and I sucked up the juices and swallowed. I lifted my face again and took a drag of my cigarette as Terri had her eyes closed and was moaning again. She sat up and sucked in on her cigarette as Darla said, "Want to join us at the beach today? Its only 2 o'clock." We got up and put on our bathing suits and then took the Corvette convertible and followed Terri home. She introduced us to her sister who was a knockout and said, "We're going to the beach. See ya later." Darla moved to the center armrest and Terri sat in the passenger seat as I drove to the beach with the top down. Terri said, "I've never been to the beach here. We usually go about 5 miles south of here." I said, "Anything goes on the beach here. You'll see." We parked next to the sand and then took our blankets and towels from behind the seats. Terri said, "I can't believe you hide your cocks in your pussies. No on would ever guess." I said, "Except for us. It feels great." Darla told her about sometimes shooting cum into our pussies and she was laughing her ass off. There was an attractive girl painting at an easel on the beach so we put our blanket down near her. She looked at us and smiled and kept painting the landscape. I said, "Lets take a quick dip." We went into the water and it felt great. Terri said softly, "There are two guys kissing next to us." I said, "Welcome to the gay beach where anything goes and no one says a word about it." Terri was getting hot watching them and we were giggling. We swam around for about 20 minutes and then got out and went back to our blankets. We dried off with the towels and then lit cigarettes. Terri was watching the girl paint and it was pretty good. The girl turned towards us and said, "I'm trying to learn how to do landscapes. I'm not very good at it yet." I said, "Make a point on the horizon and then line everything up to that point. It will make the perspective of distance correct." Terri said, "I'll show you." Darla winked at me and I nodded as Terri showed her exactly what I meant. Terri took a brush and painted a few seagulls in the air and a boat on the water in the distance. She said, "I'm Terri." The girl said, "I'm Julie and besides being a terrific teacher, you're gorgeous." Terri was blushing and said, "Those two are the teachers and probably the best artists I've ever met. This is Kathy Dickerson and Darla Woodrow." Julie said, "Wally!" I smiled and said, "and Haight-Asbury and Boners, but also a lot of paintings. We're doctorate students in Art at the university and we're going to be teaching Terri in the fall semester." Julie said, "Is Doctor Malvern your advisor?" I said, "Harry's a great guy and he's our advisor. You know him?" She said, "He's my cousin. I'm starting as a freshman this year in the program." Terri said, "Me too. We just met with the university team looking at some of my work." It was obvious that Terri and Julie were hitting it off. They sat with us and were starring at each other. Darla kicked me to go into the water with her and we left them alone. We wrapped our arms around each other in water up to our boobs and kissed, and kissed, and kissed. We were rubbing our pussies against each other and our cocks were getting hard inside of us. I looked into Darla's eyes and said, "I love you so much honey." She kissed me again slowly and I shot a load of cum into my pussy. I jerked forward as we kissed and she held me so tight and then I felt her jerk forward as I kissed her and held her tight. We held each other grinning as Darla started to laugh. She said, "Oh God Kathy, we really are nuts." We rode the waves a few times and then walked back to the blanket to see Terri and Julie laying down and kissing each other. Julie said, "We're going to go see Eric Clapton and Cream play in the park tonight. You want to go with us?" I said, "Sure. How about we go out for dinner on the pier first. I'm in the mood for Lobster." Julie said, "I'm broke." I said, "Don't worry about it. It's our treat." We helped Julie put away her supplies and then pack up the easel. She said, "I live in a small studio apartment two blocks up. It was this or a dorm room, so I took the small place off campus." We walked up to the car and I said, "We may be able to do this." Julie was laughing and said, "Terri, help me carry this stuff and you two can meet us there." She gave us the address and we drove slowly behind them and as they walked. Darla kept honking the horn to watch they jump and we were hysterically laughing. I saw the building and gunned it to pull into an empty parking space by the front door of the apartment building. Darla and I got out of the car and opened the door for Terri and Julie and then followed them around a corner inside to the apartment door. It was definitely small, but clean and nice inside. Julie got changed into blue jeans and a tee-shirt, and she was hot. Terri was drooling. We went out to the car and I said, "I know you're going to hate this, but you two will have to share a seat for a short drive." They were both smiling as we packed into the car. We took the 15 minute drive and pulled into our garage. Julie said, "This is a palace. Do you live here?" I said, "Our moms have tons of money." She was looking at the Rolls Royces and I said, "We'll take one of those when we go out. My mom is determined to fill up this garage. Come on in the house." Terri wanted to show Julie our paintings so I said, "We'll be in our bedroom getting changed." Darla and I went in to change and laughed as our pussies had dried cum all over them. We took a quick shower and then dressed. I said, "I love your Harley Davison tee-shirt my biker babe." Darla was cracking up and said, "You're wearing my favorite Deep Purple shirt." I said, "We can switch." We switched shirts as Terri and Julie walked in. Julie said, "You're paintings are incredible. Can you teach me too?" I said, "You have to clear that with your cousin, but we'd love too." Darla grabbed our cigarettes and I took some cash. We went downstairs and our moms were home already. I said, "You're home early." My mom smiled and said, "Fay and I have decided that we had enough of work. We resigned today and they still owe each of us over 900 million in cash and stock. After we got our bank statements yesterday, we decided that it was just plain stupid to keep working. Kathy, we have over a billion dollars each in the bank." Darla said, "So what are you going to do all day?" Fay said, "For starters, we're going to Denmark. We wanted to go there last time. I'm trying to get us a flight tomorrow." We hugged both of them and I said, "I hope you're very happy. If you get bored, start your own company." Fay was smiling and said, "We're thinking about it. We need to hire some good people to run it." We introduced Terri and Julie and I said, "We're going to dinner and then to a concert. You mind if I take the Cornieche convertible?" My mom said, "You don't have to ask. You'll love what we ordered today. It's a Maserati Quattroporte, 4 door, an Italian dream car with a racing Maserati V8 engine. It takes 12 cows to make the interior." I kissed my mom and said, "Enjoy it. We'll see you later." We got in the convertible Rolls and I put down the top. Terri said, "Your moms are great." Julie said, "I can't imagine what it's like living like this. I grew up in a small dump." I said, "Its just a house and a few cars. It doesn't change anything." Terri said, "If you don't mind me asking, "How much money do you make on the comic strips?" I said, "We hit it big with all three strips and the contact we have pays us based on circulation, which is what we had you sign. If your strip takes off, you get rich. It took a while, but Darla and I are each making about a hundred thousand a month now. It really jumped up when Boners took off with Playboy. Don't get mad at me for paying you so little for the Wally strips. If we paid you a lot, you would be doing that for money and we really don't want to buy someone else's work. It was good and that's why we did it." Terri said, "I'm not mad. If Morris catches on, I'll be forever in your debt." Terri was explaining it to Julie when we pulled into Terri's driveway. She said, "Just great. My mother's home. Come on in and you'll see why I can't stand it." We walked in a her mom said real sarcastically, "Is this some of your artsy fartsy friends?" Darla and I started to laugh and I said, "I guess that was the legalese version of what we do. Darla, we should use that line in our comics?" She recognized us and said, "Oh my God, I'm so sorry." I said, "Don't be. We usually call lawyers scum sucking low life bottom dwellers so don't feel so bad." Her mother blushed deep red and Terri was laughing her ass off and so was Julie. Darla said, "Your daughter is very talented and we're going to be teaching her next semester. We also got her comic strip signed to a publisher today. If it takes off she could become be very wealthy. So to answer your question, yes, we are arts fartsy types and we kind of like it." Her mother was in shock as Terri said, "I'm getting changed and we're going to dinner and a concert in the park. I may be staying at Julie's tonight." Her mother's eyes bugged out and I said, "Not everyone marches to the same drummer. Our mothers are a couple and they have been on the top ten list of most successful and wealthy women executives in the entire world for several years now. They just quit their jobs because they have so much money they don't know what to do with it and don't feel like working any more. Being artsy fartsy didn't hurt them at all. You don't have to take my advice, but just let her have some fun in life and do what she wants. We only go around once and she's very talented in art." Her mother looked at me and said, "You're right. I have been trying to make her and her sister into something that they're not. I'm glad you're teaching her and I really am very sorry about the comment." She went upstairs to talk to Terri and Julie said to us, "That was done with style. My cousin would have punched her." I said, "Harry is a charmer. I doubt he could hurt a fly." Julie said, "You see Professor Harry; I see cousin Harry. Trust me on this one they aren't the same. Cousin Harry is an animal." Terri hugged her mom at the top of the stairs and smiled as she came back down. She put her arm over Julie's shoulder and said, "Let's get some Lobster." When we got into the car Terri said, "I don't know what you said to her, but she became a different person. She told me to have fun with Julie and it was okay if I was gay." Terri leaned over and kissed Julie in the back seat as Darla smiled at me and lit two cigarettes. She handed me one and I took a drag, blowing the smoke out as we drove toward the city. Julie and Terri were now holding hands and talking up a storm about everything, as Darla was smiling at me. We drove to the area by the concert first and parked the car, and then took the trolley to the pier. Darla and I were really enjoying watching Terri and Julie hit it off. Darla leaned into me and gave me a kiss and said, "I love you so much." We walked on the pier to our favorite outdoor restaurant and the manager recognized us. He said, "Good evening, usual table? We have some large crabs and lobsters in tonight." I said, "Hi George. Our favorite table is perfect." We ordered some drinks and he told us about the size of the Lobsters and I said, "How about we get one 10 pound lobster to split and also one of those buckets of king crab legs." Julie said, "A 10 pound Lobster? That has to cost a fortune." Darla said, "Don't worry about the money. We drove here in a Rolls Royce. I think we can handle it." CHAPTER 10 - THE MONEY MACHINE I looked at the next table and said, "Speak of the devil. It's cousin Harry." He looked over and saw Julie and got up and hugged her. He said, "You and Terri? Oh I love it. Julie, Terri's really good." Julie kissed her and said "I know." He looked at me and said, "You have two students now Doctor Dickerson." Darla was smiling and Harry said, "You see the newspaper yet? Your mothers are front page news." One of the guys at his table had the newspaper and he showed it to us. I read the article and said, "They told us they quit and that the company owned them a lot of money. It wasn't that much though. I don't understand how they could affect the prices in the stock market." One of the guys at the table was a professor in economics and he said, "Your mothers could make a trillion dollars over night if they wanted to." I said, "I'll put you on the phone with them. Tell them you want 3 percent of the profits and they'll believe you. If you offer it free, they'll hang up." They were laughing and I took him with me to a pay phone in the restaurant and I called home. I said, "Hi mom. I'm at dinner and met one of the economic professors here. He has a way that you two can make a ton of money, but he wants a cut of it. You want to talk to him?" She said, "You bet!" I handed him the phone and said, "Tell her I'll see her later." I walked back to the table and said, "If he's right, he'll be very wealthy. If he's wrong, he's in big trouble. Our moms don't always play fair." Harry was laughing and said, "I hope he's right. Hey, I forgot to tell you. I got a date for the exhibit. Terri, you interested in showing a few of your paintings too?" She was so excited and Harry said, "Two weeks from tomorrow. The gallery will run them for a week. The prices they are talking about are unbelievable. They don't want any of your paintings priced under 12,000. Apparently, the resales of the ones you already sold are going for 20,000 plus. One of them sold for 55,000 in New York at an action. You have to read the critics review of your work. It's the best review I've ever seen them give. Stop by the school tomorrow and I give you a copy." We had our mouths hanging open. The economics professor came back and said, "I'm going to your house. Your mom understands it and wants to do it now. Fay and her have brass balls. They will control enough of the silver and gold market by the morning to make the price go nuts and it's legal. I am going to be so fucking rich." We were smiling as he waved and left. Our food came and the Lobster was huge. Harry said, "You order the radioactive one?" The waiter was smiling as he cracked the shell for us, as it was too thick for us to do it. We all ate part of the lobster tail and claws with butter sauce, and then had some crab legs. We passed the bucket of crab legs to Harry's table and they took a handful also. We were stuffed. Darla passed around the pack of cigarettes and we lit up as Julie said, "We should get going soon to get good seats." I paid the bill and we said goodbye to the guys as we walked to the trolley. We got great seats, right up front by the stage. We loved to watch Eric Clapton play guitar and with Ginger Baker on drums and Jack Bruce on Bass, this band was the best of the best. We were so stoned as we watched it. Darla and I smoked 6 joints and so did Terri and Julie. When the show was over we were all standing and dancing and then cheering at the top of our lungs as they finished the ending of Crossroads. Terri kissed me and Darla real sexy and then Julie did the same thing. Terri said, "I'm staying with Julie tonight. Thanks for everything. I'll call you tomorrow morning." Darla winked at me and we walked to our car around the corner. We drove home talking about Terri and Julie and how they make a perfect couple. We pulled into the garage and the economics professor was still there. We went inside and found them in the study and my mom was screaming, "I love it! I love it! Harvey, you're a genius." I said, "Going good?" Fay smiled and so did my mom as she said, "Honey, we just made over 620 billion dollars in the Japanese market. We going to stay up all night and play the game when New York opens in 4 hours. We put 30 billion aside so even if we loose everything now, we're safe for life. Just stay off the phones. We're on a tie line with about 30 brokers all over the world." I said, "And you told me gambling in Los Vegas was dumb." My mom was laughing and said, "This isn't gambling. We're controlling the prices." Harvey was on the phone again and said, "Buy the 11 million futures at 34." My mom said, "The fun's starting again now." We smiled and I said, "We'll see you in the morning." Darla and I went to bed and we made love like total lunatics. She fucked my pussy and I wouldn't let her get up until she came in me 3 times. Then it was my turn and Darla went wild on me. She pulled my cock into her so deep, I bottomed out like she does in me sometimes. She orgasmed so strong, she was shaking all over. I got off of her and lay on our sides in a 69 position as we ate each other's pussy until we couldn't move. I moved to lay on the pillow with Darla and we kissed, as we feel asleep. Our moms woke us up in the morning and sat on our beds with a bottle of Champaign and handed us two full glasses. We sat up half asleep and my mom said, "A toast to the newest Trillionaires." I smiled and so did Darla as we sipped the drink and I said, "Trillionaire?" Fay was laughing almost hysterically and said, "Yup. We did it. People are pissed at us. We're all over the news, and the SEC is furious, but we didn't break one rule." We have the money in hundreds of banks and accounts and half of it is in a Swiss bank account that is totally untraceable. Turn on the news." We turned on the news on the TV and it was all about our moms taking over the silver and gold commodities markets, driving the price up and then selling out to cause it to fall. The commentator said, "This should be illegal." My mom screamed at the TV, "Fuck you! You're just pissed because you didn't think of it first!" We were cracking up and I said, "Where's Harvey?" Fay said, "Passed out in the den. His take on this is 30 billion. By the way we put 200 billion in each of your names. We'll give you the account numbers." Darla and I were laughing as Fay said, "How about we buy our own country?" My mom turned to Fay and said, "You think we really could?" Darla was cracking up and then we downed the champaign. We go up to take a shower as my mom said, "We're doing an interview for the news in a half hour." Darla and I were laughing about it and I said, "What would we do with so much money?" Darla kissed me and said, "Nothing. Just what we're doing now honey." We had to shave each other this morning, and then we took a shower. Darla was brushing my teeth for me when I told her we needed to hire servants to help us. Then she wanted a tip. I brushed her teeth too and kissed her with a mouthful of toothpaste. She was laughing as we both had to rinse our mouths again. We dressed and went downstairs for breakfast. Harvey was having a cup of coffee and smiling from ear to ear. I said, "You did good." He said, "I can't believe we actually pulled this off. People will be talking about this for decades." Darla and I made some eggs, bacon, potatoes, and toast for everyone. The news crew came in and my mom made them wait while we finished breakfast and I offered them some coffee. A reporter said, "You're Kathy Dickerson and Darla Woodrow. We didn't realize that these were your mothers. So what is Wally going to say about this?" I smiled and said, "He's going to buy his own country." My mom was laughing and said, "He can't. You had his passport revoked in your last strip." The reporter was cracking up as my mom said, "We're ready. Come on Fay. We're on the news." We watched them being interviewed and my mom and Fay were so polished. My mom said, "We didn't break any laws or intentionally hurt anyone. All we did was use our money to make more money. If the SEC wants to make that illegal than we should rename this country from America to Russia. This is what democracy and competitive commerce is all about. We were lucky, and we were smart about how we built up a fortune 100 company. We cashed in at the right time and then used our money to make sure none of our family will ever have to worry about money again." The reporter asked, "Are you going to contribute any of it to charity?" I knew this was one of their hot buttons and Fay said, "We used to contribute money all of the time. That's was until we learned that less than 5 cents of every dollar we donated actually went to help the people the charity was designed to help. It infuriated us that people were making big salaries on our contributions. So to you answer your question. No way in hell will I give to an establish charity that is a business in itself. We'll give to colleges like we have in the past, establish scholarship funds like we have before, and mostly help our family." The reporter said, "Your daughters are famous on their own and are doing great. What help do they need?" My mom smiled and said, "They are in school still studying for their doctorates. Yes they are doing okay, but we want them to do better than just okay. The money will allow them to do whatever they choose in life. That's what freedom is all about." The reporter asked me to come on camera with Darla he asked us about the money and Wally. Darla and I had him and our moms howling in laughter as we listed all to the things Wally was going to buy which included a lifetime subscription to Penthouse. Then I said, "Darla and I are not going to do anything with it now. We want to finish our education and work on our painting. We may increase what our moms put in for scholarships in the area of Arts." The reporter thanked us on camera and then showed our garage on the camera as he said, "This was before they made all of the money. They were rich beyond rich, before any of this. This is David Russell for CBS news." The camera went off and he thanked us and said, "That was really quick about Wally. You should put some of that in the comics. People will love it. Make it so you give him a donation by mistake." My mom was cracking up and nodding her head. The phone rang and Darla answered it. We heard, "Yeah. You saw us?" "Sure. We'll pick up you up." She hung up and said, "We're picking up Terri and Julie to work with us today on comics. Julie and Terri want to draw Morris together. Terri said they had so many new ideas." I said, "We'll see you in a few." Darla drove us in the Rolls convertible. The news truck was still parked out front and we waved as we pulled out of the driveway. The reported waved back as Darla said, "We give Wally a donation by mistake thinking he needs a scholarship and then he blows it all in one day." We were taking about what he buys and laughing our ass off. We pulled up to Julie's apartment building and they were waiting outside. We helped them put their stuff in the trunk and then I said, "So how was it last night?" Julie kissed Terri so wet and they both were giggling. Terri said, "It was wonderful. I can't believe your moms actually pulled that off. That's all people are talking about everywhere." I said, "Wally is getting a donation by mistake for a scholarship." They were smiling as Darla said, "And you two are getting a real donation for a full scholarship to include everything. We have plenty of money, so don't say no." They were kissing again and I said, "They're not saying no honey. Take us home." We went home and Terri and Julie brought their art things upstairs as I called the supply store and had two more drawing tables and chairs being delivered on a rush this morning. I yelled upstairs, "Come on down for a minute." I told my mom and Fay what we wanted to do for Julie and Terri and they agreed. Darla came down with Terri and Julie and my mom said, "Your education, living, food, and books are paid for as long as you need it. We'll set up an account that you can draw from. For Kathy and Darla to have this much faith in you two, you must be damn good and I'm dying to see your work when you're ready." They hugged our moms and thanked them and my mom said, "Hug Kathy and Darla. This was their idea." They hugged us and I said, "I ordered two more drawing tables and chairs. They should be here in a few minutes. You want some coffee?" We sat with our moms having coffee and a cigarette. I said, "Did Harvey leave?" My mom was smiling and said, "He's walking on air. He went to the bank to move money on some other scheme he's working on. God bless his evil mind." We were cracking up. I took a drag of my cigarette and blew out the smoke as I was looking out the window. I said, "Why are people sitting on our iron fence and brick posts?" My mom looked and shook her head as she called the police. We saw one person fall off into our back yard and my mom walked out back and said, "This private property. Get out!" The police were there in under a minute and they arrested the person trapped in our back yard and gave citations to all of the others. Our moms were laughing about it with police as our delivery arrived. We heard one of the cops say, "Electric fences are the answer. Fry all of them." My mom was laughing and said, "Yeah right. I'll be on the news for the next year for that one." We went upstairs with the delivery and had it set up for Terri and Julie. I tipped the driver and he smiled as he left. Julie and Terri watched how we worked and laughed with us as we drew four new strips of Wally about getting a scholarship by mistake from our moms. It was hilarious. I called Marge and told her about it and she said, "I'll send someone over for it. We should get this out today." I also told her about adding Julie to the contract for Terri. She said, "Interesting. Sure." We helped them take the ideas they had and make them into comics. It was funny as hell and Julie was as good, if not better, than Terri at this. We had them do 10 strips and they were great. We took a break for lunch and Marge showed up herself. I said, "Wait until you see this." We took her to the art studio and first showed her Wally and she was cracking up and then showed her the new ones for Morris. She was laughing her ass off and said, "Can I take these too. This is great work. Julie, I added you to the contract. I just need your signature." She signed it and Marge was still smiling as she left. I said, "That's enough art for today. Now we enjoy life a little." I made us four drinks and said, "Lets do the pool." We changed into bathing suits and we gave Julie and Terri two of ours. We took our dinks and cigarettes outside and there were five people sitting on our fence again at the far side of the property. I told my mom and she shook her head as she called the police again. We went to the pool as the group couldn't really see us and then we heard the police with a megaphone arresting them. Our moms stood out back and clapped as the people were handcuffed. The police put up signs about it being private property and they were laughing about it. Our moms made a big donation to their retirement fund last year and they didn't forget it. We went in for a swim and the water was warm and felt great. Darla and I sat under the waterfall and let it fall on us for a while and it was so relaxing. Julie and Terri sat next to us and I said, "Look at the fence again." We watched more people get on it looking at the house and within a minute they were being arrested again. We heard my mom and Fay laughing by the veranda and then she walked back to the pool and said, "The police are hiding and just waiting for four or five to get on our fence. They think it's great. The fine is 500 bucks." We swam and played around in the pool as we watched people getting arrested every hour. It was a piss. Amy and Paula came over and sat with us at the pool. Amy said, "I am so jealous. How much money did your mom give you?" I said, "Darla and I each have over 200 billion." They were so jealous. I said, "We didn't ask for this. It just happened. You guys will love Terri and Julie's comic strip called Morris. It should be out in a few days." Terri as telling cat stories again and we were all cracking up. . . . . . . . . . . . We painted and helped Terri and Julie with their art work over the next two weeks and then we had our gallery exhibit again. We had 38 paintings on display along with six of Terri's paintings and two of Julie's. The price on our paintings was absurd. The four of us were there the opening night in gowns to mingle with the guests and all of our paintings were sold by the end of the night. Most of them brought in 3 to 4 times the asking prices, as people were bidding on them. As soon as the gallery owner announced that Julie and Terri were our students, their paintings sold immediately. She also said, "They are the ones who are bringing you the new comic strip Morris." People were clapping for them and Terri said, "They're actually are reading it?" I said, "Marge just told me that Morris is being syndicated just like Wally. The money will start big time now." We talked to the people there and everyone was asking us how we came up with the idea for Wally to get a scholarship by mistake. I said, "We were joking around with a reporter after he interviewed our mothers and it was mostly his idea for Wally to get a donation. The rest was us. We thought it was a great idea and drew it that afternoon laughing our ass off." The paintings remained on display for the week and then we got our check for 892,000 dollars after the gallery took their cut. Julie got 7,000 and Terri got 86,000. I said, "Is everyone smiling now?" The both smiled as wide as they could and we all laughed. We goofed off during the summer but still drew our comics and painted. We also helped Julie and Terri a lot with their painting. Half the time they slept in a spare bedroom in our place and the other time they stayed at Julie's apartment. We had Julie find a nicer place and told her not to worry about the price. Julie and Terri found a really nice apartment right next to the college and I said, "Just submit the bills to the bank, like the school bills and everything else. Plus they will be giving you both a living allowance each month from it." We started our PhD program at the college and Harry was a piss the first day back. He said, "You already qualify with your gallery exhibits. You each need to publish a paper on totally new information. I have a list of topics you may want to pick or select something else. You also have to teach a semester and that you already started. The difference in Julie and Terri's work since you two started with them is ten fold. By the way, thank you for helping Julie with the scholarship. She really did need it." We read the topics and Darla wanted to do a paper on `Detecting Art forgeries'. I picked the topic of `Commercial Art as a form of news, political statement and entertainment'. Harry said, "Both of these are hard do to. This is not a book report, it's new knowledge based on what others have done before." We both nodded and then Harry said, "Your students will be here in 10 minutes. You have 6, Terri, Julie, and four other's that I haven't met yet." We had a cup of coffee and a cigarette before the class got there and then we went into the classroom next door. Terri and Julie were sitting in the seats up front and four other kids in the class. Harry said, "Welcome. I'm professor Malvern and this is Kathy Dickerson and Julie Woodrow who are working on their doctorates and they will be teaching this class." Harry handed out the course requirements and said, "Some of you may fly through this course and others may have trouble. If you need help, my office hours are listed on the sheet. Okay Kathy, it's your show with Darla." I said, "Lets get to know each other first. Lets go around the room and just tell us a little about you and your art experience. Terri, you want to start?" As soon as Terri mentioned Morris they all had their mouths hanging open. Julie went next and then we heard from the others. One guy said, "I'm Tim and I needed an elective and I always wanted to draw. I have exactly zero experience." Darla gave the first lecture from the topic in the book and Terri and Julie hung onto every word. The others were almost asleep. Darla said, "Read chapters 1 through 5 and we'll have quiz on next Monday. Thursday's class will be how to apply what we discussed today." The four students left and I said to Terri and Julie, "If you already know this stuff, we can give you the test early." Terri said, "I want to sit in and listen again. Darla covered things I didn't know that aren't in the books." We started the research for our papers in the library and we each had a laundry list of papers, books, magazine articles and other things we needed to read. Darla and I made out a schedule of when we would do each thing so we didn't get too burned out on any one of them. When we went home from school, my mom had the 67 Corvette she ordered waiting for us. This was gorgeous. We took it out for a drive and it flew. I had never accelerated so fast in my life. Darla and I had a smile on our faces from ear to ear as we played with the new toy. . . . . . . . . . . . Julie and Terri did terrific in our class and aced everything. The other four were a different story. We tutored one to pass and the other three failed horribly. Harry said to us, "This is normal. Only 30 percent pass the first year in school." We painted, did our comics on schedule, and also did our paper research. The research was so consuming, we brought a lot of the work home. By November, Darla and I each had an outline of our paper done, a part of the body of the text, and the references. We had stacks of hand written papers and notes. When we took the Christmas break, we decided to finish our papers and get a full first draft. We drew comics a little and mostly just wrote. I had to draws some cartoons for my paper and I also used ones we did before as examples, and also other comics. I used Morris, Haight-Asbury, and a few political ones. Just after the first of the year my mom hired us two typists to come to the house and work on our papers. It took them five days to type each paper in draft from. Darla and I read them over the weekend and made tons of changes. We also read each other's paper and I was so amazed at hers and she said the same thing to me. We made suggestions to each other and incorporated those also. On Monday the typists were back and used the new IBM typewriters with memory so they didn't have to retype everything, but it still took then three days to finish it, which included checking the spelling and footnotes. I inserted the cartoons into the text where they left room and Darla insert Xeroxed samples of brush strokes and some examinations of artwork into her paper, and then we made Xerox copies of both papers. We read our own paper again and then each other's paper. We also had our moms read both of them. Darla and I agreed we were ready to present. We had our cover pages made for the papers and then had 4 copies bound. I called Harry and said, "You in the mood for reading our papers? They're ready." We drove the new Corvette to the school and dropped them off. He looked at them and said, "Wow. How long are they?" I said, "Long enough to make our points. There's no fluff in either one. There are four copies of each." He said, "I'll have everyone read it and call you back on Friday. Take some time off. You both look tired." Darla and I went home and we were tired. We made love for a few hours and then slept for a whole day. We woke up, ate and then went back to bed. We made love again and then went back to sleep. We didn't get out of bed until Friday, but finally felt rested. My mom looked at me and said, "Good, the circles under your eyes are gone." We were eating breakfast when the phone rang and my mom answered it. I heard her say, "I'll tell them." She said, "The doctoral review board wants to see you this morning. Finish eating first." We were actually nervous and we gobbled down our food. My mom and Fay were laughing at us and I said, "See ya." Darla drove us there like a lunatic as we both had a cigarette in the car. She parked and we walked briskly into the building. Harry saw us and said, "Have a seat in the large conference room. Everyone is on their way in." We went into the conference room and sat down as everyone was coming in. The Dean came in also. Harry came in last with our bound papers and stood up in the front of the room and said, "Kathy, Darla you know everyone here. Both of you are the perfect students. You work on your own, rarely need help, and are brilliant. The first part of your doctorate requirements were met by teaching, and by your gifts in art and exhibiting paintings and publishing your comics which are about the biggest thing there is right now. The last requirement is the development of a paper in which you use existing knowledge to develop new knowledge that can be published." He paused and said, "Darla, your paper on the Detection of Art Forgeries was brilliant. It will become the industry textbook for insurance companies and art galleries. You introduced a new technique, by combining what others have done, as well as introduced a wealth of new knowledge that known of us knew. Kathy, your paper on Commercial art was the most fascinating one I have ever read. I now understand how you think when you draw a comic strip. It provides a how to guide for art students in expressing the news, politics and also the comics. I'm recommending it to be required reading in this universities art program." He paused and said, "It gives me great pleasure to tell both of you that the doctoral review committee has voted unanimously to award you both doctorate degrees in Art. Congratulations, Doctor Kathy Dickerson, and Doctor Darla Woodrow." He shook our hands and then everyone did as we stood. We were in shock. The dean shook our hands and said, "If you'd like to stay on and teach for a semester, we'd love to have you here. Plus we want you to give the address at this year's graduation, when we will officially award you with your degrees. You'll have them long before that, but that's for the parents." Darla and I started to cry we were so happy. We hugged each other and the tears just ran out and then we hugged Harry and all of the staff, and the dean. I said, "We'd loved to stay this semester and teach Terri and Julie. They can be great." Harry said to the dean, "Told you. They can spot the eagles." We wiped our eyes and stayed and talked to everyone. The dean said to us, "Your papers are about the best we have ever read. I want them both to be college textbooks. Tell us about why you think Julie and Terri will be great." We talked for about a half hour of what they have that others don't. Harry said to the dean, "I told you so. They spotted it immediately. Its like I said before, eagles fly with other eagles." Everyone had other things do so we left and Harry said, "Classes start in two weeks. Enjoy the rest of the break. When you get back, we'll talk about an accelerated program for Terri and Julie like you two were on. I think they can handle it." We walked outside and screamed. Darla hugged me again and we were so happy. I lit us two cigarettes and we got into the car. I started the car and took a drag of my cigarette as Darla said, "Home doctor." I said, "Okay doctor." Darla sucked in on her cigarette and blew out the smoke slowly as she said, "I can't believe we actually got our PhDs." We got home and went into the kitchen and made ourselves some lunch. We were eating tuna sandwiches when our moms came in and my mom said, "How did you make out?" I smiled and said, "It's now doctor Kathy and doctor Darla. They loved our papers and want us to stay on and teach this semester. The dean asked us to give the address at graduation." Our moms were hugging us and more excited than we were.