Date: Mon, 12 Dec 2022 21:00:38 +0000 (UTC) From: Harry Kearns Subject: My little humper (bisexual/adult-youth) Please donate to NIFTY. Where else can you find quality pervy writing. Also this site is for adults, if this isn't your thing or your too young you're in the wrong place. Feel free to comment. This is a departure from my normal writing, so here we go.... "My little humper" It's Tomas's 5th birthday today. He's a handful in the most possible way. My wife and I adore him. His smile lights up a room. Anyways, my wife and I have a unique relationship. Sadly after Thomas was born, we were told we couldn't have any other children. So my wife and I made an agreement. She would be a stay at home mom until Thomas was weaned and potty trained. Once that was accomplished, she asked me if she could focus on her career and I would be the full time dad. I said no problem, I got a job working from home and my time is flexible enough to meet his needs. Plus Mrs. Barrow a sixty plus grandmother always had time for Thomas and I think she needs company after her husband died recently. I got my first inkling on how sexual aroused he could get as a baby. Whether in the crib or in the house, he'd carry his teddy bear around and dry hump him everywhere. To watch a nine month old haunching away with that silly goofy grin made my wife and I chuckle. Also when breastfeeding you could see his eyes focus on the other nipple, twiddling with his tiny fingers until my wife lactates. My wife use to complain at changing time he'd just get hard and giggle and wouldn't cooperate until she rubbed lotion on his tiny dick and balls. Apparently we have an insatiable monster. But hey, he's cute. I always had bath duty. And he loved his sea going adventures with all of his toys. Always loved being soaped up top to bottom. And then dry him off, before he gets messaged to sleep. Even though he's very affectionate with me, I just enjoy the moment. Later on I discovered, I just want nothing more than watching him getting pleasured by others. Also I loved it when he's was crawling naked, he looked like he was born to love doggie style. The first time I discovered his charming ways was on his second birthday. As a lark, I took him to a restaurant where the women were only clad in their bikinis. Nice looking college looking girls in very small bikinis. There was no hiding which ones were perky. So I'm carrying Thomas on my way to see the hostess for seating. Thomas was wearing those new boys onesie where there was a flap in the front to teach your child about urinating. And that tell tale bump where you know he's hard. "Hi! Whose this cute little guy?" The hostess cooed. I tried to prompt my son, but he's was too busy staring at her cleavage. I nudged him and said, "The pretty lady asked you a question." "Oh, ah I'm Thomas" he grinned, like he knew he was busted. The hostess chuckled and led us to our table. Once she got the high chair for Thomas, she said she'll get the waitress. This establishment is always dead at lunch time, so it was just us boys enjoying the view. "Hello, I'm Christy. May I take your drink order?" "I'll have a Coke and my boy already has milk in his sippy cup." Thomas is totally mesmerized by the bigger perkier woman had to offer. She came back with my soda for me and a coloring book and crayons for my son. My little stinker tweaked her nipple and they both laughed while I was ten shades of red. I could of swore she was leaking. She mocked outrage, but her smile gave it away. I was finishing my meal while Thomas was coloring. Christy stopped by to clear our table and she wrinkled her nose. "Someone needs a changing." Christy said while the hostess was walking on by. "If you direct me to the baby changing station." "I'm sorry but we don't have one." Christy apologized. The hostess piped up, "The boss is gone and I have changed many a diaper. And Christy is a mom with a six month old. I think we can handle this." So with logic like that, I gave them the diaper bag. They in turn gave me a beer and to keep an eye out just in case some else comes in. Christy coaxes Thomas out of the high chair. The way his head was comforted by her breast was the picture of heaven. Five minutes goes by, I finished my beer and even though no one else came in, I was wondering what was going on. So I get up and head towards the management office and hear my boy and two girls laughing and squealing. And when I opened the door.... There was Thomas, stark naked on the desk. Christy is breastfeeding him and letting fondle to other nipple, while the hostess was jacking him off with olive oil. The sexual euphoria for Thomas was new and exciting. The he had his first dry cum by someone else. I'm surprised I didn't cream my pants. Once Christy and the hostess had their fun, they expertly changed his diaper and had him smelling fresh as a daisy. "Lunch is on us, since you brought us this cute little man" Christy said. "We'll, that's very generous of you. Who started this shenanigan?" I asked "Your naughty boy, I was lactating. And I turned my back to get the new diaper, the naughty little munchkin pulled the string on my bikini. We laughed so hard we decided he was hungry and to give him a reason to come back here." I tipped them a hundred dollars. The grin my boy had was priceless. My last tale for today was when I took him to my favorite place to get a haircut. And for those in the know, it also had a back room dedicated to removing pubic hair. Walter is 80, and his happy place is being a barber for all needs. He has cut my hair since I was five years old. We enter the barber shop, and Walt's son and grandson was there cleaning up shop before going to lunch. Walt sees me wink. Walt cleared his throat. "Davy, John, why don't you take a long lunch. These two will be a while." "No problem pops." They pull down the front door shade and flipped the sign to closed. "So what it be gentleman." Walt asked. "I need a special haircut for Thomas because we're visiting the photographer next. And I need the full works." So with the booster chair, Walt does a masterful job and whispers in his ear to make him laugh. Once finished all three of us head to the back room. It has one barber chair, and a massage table which was used for pubic hair trimming. Thomas sat on the table being restless. So I whispered to Walt and he nodded yes. So I told Thomas to sit on my lap while he cut. The angles may have been a challenge but neither Walt nor Thomas was bothered when Walt's crotch would be right in front of him. Towards the end of the haircut, Thomas grabs Walt's dick. "Hey little guy, that belongs to me!" Walt chuckled. "But it's right in front of me." Thomas laughed. Walt is done cutting my hair and I strip and lay on the massage table to get the others cut. Thomas is being a good boy sitting in the chair. When I finished I noticed Thomas wanted something. "Hey buddy, what's a matter?" "I don't have any hair down there to cut!" He was upset. Walter clicked his tongue and looked at me and said. "With your fathers permission, I could give you a pretend trim." Thomas looks at me. " Well Walt I think you got another customer. Thomas your going to have to take off all of your clothing for Walt to do the job right." Thomas shucked his clothes in no time. The naughty little boy saw himself in the mirror staring at his 2 inch stalk. He wiggles his but and loved his cock flopping all over. Walt picks him up and places him down on the massage table. He takes a small dollop of shaving cream and covered his little balls and cock. "Now Thomas this is pretend, so I'm using a spoon to shave you." Thomas loved it all, Walt making shaving noises while gently scrapping the shaving cream off of Thomas. When Walt was done, there was nothing else but a happy naked boy. "What do I owe for the extra." I asked. "Nothing, it was too much fun." Walt replied. "Thanks Walt. If you like, stop on over. It seems Thomas is fond of you. So as you can see, Thomas is my love and joy. As long as Thomas is happy, I let him has his fun. Plus I also found out Mrs. Barrow likes Thomas. But we'll tell that tale next time.