Date: Sat, 4 Oct 2014 09:53:16 -0700 From: Dick Peters Subject: Penis: a love story. A Day in the Life-1 For some reason, I was standing at the Pearly Gates. An ancient geezer in a smudgy white robe asked me what good deeds I had done lately. `Ummm. I ah think, er, I mean ...'. Actually, I had nothing to offer. `Helped an old lady across the street?' `Uhh, no'. `Picked up some litter?' `Uhh, no'. `Taught a kid how to ride a bike?' Uhh, no'. `Help me here'. `Well, I umm, lets see now.' `Read to a blind person?'. `No, but I think, mmm, oh yes. I made a donation to Nifty.' `Whats that?'. `Well, its hard to describe but it may have something to do with writing down and reading stories helping some people to sublimate transgressve sexual desires that they then don't have to act on'. `Is that so. Sounds like smut to me'. Suddenly, a stunning, blond boy 13 or 14 years old materialized at the gezzer's side. He whispered in the old ones ear. `Hmmm' said geezer `My son Pete here says he's been reading and even writing some stories for nitty'. The boy whispered in his ear again. `Oh nifty it is, then. Kind of a funny name but if Pete's doing it, then its OK with his dad. Oh, if you're wondering, Pete is my 6969th son. I've been hoping to get a girl and then I'll stop. You got any girls ahh..' Mr geezer paused to check his list, `Dick. Got any girls?'. `Just boys'. `Huh. You too. I've been trying to get the guy upstairs to help me with this but he just winks at me and says, "Keep trying kid"'. With that, the old man tore off a small ticket stubb and handed it to me. It was colored a somewhat sickly green and had the words `ADMIT ONE' printed on it with a capital, cursive gold colored G in a lower corner. `Get on your way Dick. I'll add `Donate to Nifty' to our good deeds list. Do you like that kid?' he said to the radiant boy at his side. `You've got to be some kind of genius to write for something like that' he added tweaking Pete 6969's cheek. The boy blushed. The gates squealed open as I walked through. Man, they could have used about 10 cans of WD40. I looked back to wave goodbye and Pete 6929 waved his hand back and smiled very provocatively at me. `See you later Dick' he said. He was so cute that I felt a quiver `down there`. `Wow' I thought. `Didn't think I would be able to keep that up here.' There was a penus erectus shaped arrow on a sign pointing to the path ahead. There was only one path so the sign wasn't really necessary but it reinforced the thought that my donation to Nifty had certainly pointed me in the right direction too. THANK YOU NIFTY! Then I woke up. (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Links to avoid: http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/incest/twin-boy-family/ http://www.nifty.org/nifty/bisexual/highschool/phallustine-boys-academy/ http://www.nifty.org/nifty/bisexual/adult-youth/penis-a-love-story ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I awoke at my usual time snapping off the alarm before it could crow as a cock might at day break down on the farm. The naked cock sneaking out from between my legs did not crow but it certainly seemed to be fully awake in anticipation of its daily quotidian of willful misbehavior. Starting with a seven minute mashup video on my tablet gleaned from the P*rnTw*nk web site. I selected a category (Penis Buffet) and streamed about a couple dozen disconnected scenes of, as I recall: a `straight' guy passionately sucking a cute, thin tranny cock - views from the side, above and below (I liked the way her dick popped out of his mouth); a cute blond guy sequentially oralizing three lingerie trannies with large penises (one of the girls, extraordinarilly busty, throwing her head back, moaning); a boy sucking two other boy's cocks individually outside on a sunny day; I have a strange sense that someone else is in the apartment. I pause the video but hear nothing. a good looking male/female couple tongueing up and down a penis as it thrusts between their lips; another male/female couple, the man sucking the head of a penis and the woman sucking the balls; 2 gorgeous lesbians, an asian girl licking the very erect nipples of the white girl and then pulling down her g string to reveal a beautiful plump bottom; I think I hear the sound of voices from the other bedroom in my apartment. I turn down the sound on my video but nothing else is audible. a tranny with a pink carnation in her hair intently fondling a mans penis and balls and seductively commenting on what she's doing (`do you like my hand sliding up and down your shaft?');a hunky guy kneeling on a couch sliding his cock slowly in and out of a pretty girl's mouth as she whimpers sexually and then her and another man sucking him together while flirting with each other; a smoothly shaved boy ejaculating as another boy jacks him off; A not so scrawny cry form the other bedroom. Its definitely not a sound in my head. two busty girls in a tub, one tenderly playing with the others breasts and then kissing each other; three while girls in a bathroom forceing an asian girl to cunnilingate one of them and to masturbate another of the girls, kneeling behind her, with her hands tied between her back; `Oh my god. Its so pretty' a familiar voice comes from the other bedroom. `Are they listening to my video' I wonder and turn the volume down somewhat more. Of course they cant see what I'm watching. a gorgeous African-American girl sweetly making love to a white guys swollen dick head; a guy concientioosly sucking a trannies dick in a locker room and her pulling it out of his mouth to pop it onto his face; an incredible lesbian bar scene where one girl performs raw cunnilingus on another while a dozen slightly butch femmes cheer her on; Sounds swelling ejaculatingly from the other bedroom. Ok. I pretty sure I know what's going on. a tgirl with a pert erection maneuvering a dildo in her anus; 2 porny looking blonds kissing, one aggressive, the other playing the innocent `never done this before' sweety pie; a shemale being pounded anally by a guy underneath her on the bed, her erection bouncing back and forth; My penis responds. To the video for sure but it also senses something erectable going on behind my wall. Two well built naked guys sitting on a couch next to each other, rubbing their bodies watching a naked girl stroking their erect penises, one in each hand; 2 naked, pretty assian tgirls, each masturbaing her own dick, sitting next to each other on a couch and then switching to playing with the others cock; Loud orgasmic groans from a boyish voice, lasting 30 seconds, coming from the other bedroom (I pause the video until the moaning finishes) a tranny rubs her erection on a mans somewhat larger member, then kneels down to begin sucking him; a man kneeling while sucking an appetizing looking tranny dick while an appreciate blond girl smiles, caresses his head and encourages him; a dude lying on his back on a bed, stroking his penis, while an older woman (his mother?) crawls over with an appreciative smile on her face gazing at it as if she will in s short time be orally pleasurizing it; a big bosomed tranny annally penetrating another whose dick is hard and whose pink balls are temptingly plumped. The video ends. I unwrap my fist from my non orgasmed penis and prepare to head to the bathroom. There is silence in the other bedroom. Maybe they're sleeping. I'm hoping not to meet anyone in the hallway because I am carrying only a small towell to prevent any pre-cum drizzle from carpet bombing. Otherwise, I'm starkers. Just as I open my door, the other bedroom door opens. And there he is, the next door bedroom orgasmer. I look at his beautiful flushed face and naked body. His penis still has that delectable post orgasmic plumpness. He looks at me. I quickly cover up my stiffy with its non orgasmic plumpness. `Oh. Sorry.' he says and races for the bathroom. `No problem' I shout after him gaping at the 2 mounds of a bottom to die for. `Hey Sparky'. Sandy calls out from the bed through the open door that blond beauty has just exited. She calls me that because I remind her (too much I fear) of Reverend Sparky, an itinerent preacher she once knew from some dusty small town in Texas. He was some kind of a religious pervert but I was never able to get the full story of what happened between him and Sandy. Not very pretty I suspect. And why was he called Sparky? She wouldn't tell me. I walked into her bedroom. She was naked on the bed, chewing on one of her finger nails, a habit I couldn't convince her to give up. `You're boner is showing sweety' she grinned seductively giving her beautiful tits a bit of a shake. `Who was that?' I wheedled, only marginally successful in covering my errant dick. `I mean, who IS that'. `Come over and sit down next to me'. Sandy patted the bed. `So you like my new boyfriend, do you?' and nodding down at my impertinent dick head looking like it might be ready to launch. `It sure looks like THAT does'. `What kiddie camp did you find him in?'. `Kiddie camp, Sparky? I know you like them young but he graduated from Kiddie camp years ago.'. Sandy paused. `Well, not so many years ago, actually'. `Answer my question, Sandy. Where did you find him?'. `Well, Sparky. I'm just paying my rent. You know, recruiting for Angela'. I had mentioned that I was Angela's assistant and hinted to Sandy to keep her eyes open for models. I had recently met Angela at a nude beach taking pictures and videos of various amazingly delectable homo-erotic scenes. She had gotten my phone number from my beach friend Gabe and called me with a job offer as her assistant. Although I acknowleged being a totally incompetent photographer she had noticed my intense interest in her activities and thought I might be just the person she needed to help with some of the on set design and narrative features. `I saw him at the mall with his boy friends and the cutest little girl you could imagine'. Sandy picked up her smartphone and showed me the girls picture. She was stunning. She had the face of a teeny bopper and the body of a young porn star, small breasted but very femme. She looked about 10 or 11 years old. `Well, yes Sandy, she's very cute but what about the blond boy'. `His name is Ricky, he's 14 years old, he says, and he sounded like he would love to visit Angela's studio'. `Wow. Angela would love him! Did you tell Ricky what he might be doing?'. `He's cool with it Sparks. He's basically straight, he says. Katelin is his girlfriend'. `Who's Katelin?' `The cute girl in the pic. She overheard me talking with Ricky and suggested she might like to visit Angela's studio too`. `That would be hot too. I'm sure Angela would love her. She's not jail bait, is she?'. `Ummm. That's not a question we ask, is it?'. `Oops. Right you are Sandy. So would Katelin be upset if she knew what you and Ricky were up to last night?'. At this point, Ricky returned to the bedroom wearing a small towell around his waist, arranged haphazardly so that some tantalizing boy parts peeked out. He jumped under the covers on the bed, throwing aside the towell. `Did you hear his question, Ricky pie? You think Katelin might be jealous of what we did in bed?'. Ricky had a puzzled look on his face. `Why would she be jealous? I mean she told us she was too tired to come in with us. Besides, if she had wanted to join us, she was only 5 seconds away. `What?' I almost shouted. At that momemt, the eponymous subject of our conversation came into the room, sleepy eyed, stretching her arms, yawning and barely responding to the scene on the bed. She looked 11 years old and packing in her pert, sexy little body already 20 years worth of feminine sensuality. When she saw me, with my penis now fully exposed, she squeaked in that baby voice of hers, `Who are you'. I was startled by her question. Surely she must know who I am since she was here in my apartment. Sandy responded, `Don't worry honey pie. That's just Dick'.