13 April 2020

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Living the life

I laugh at the title because it could apply to everyone in our world. Ha. Our world. This is Mona, Camron and Akira's fiancé. Now that is a weird sentence to write at Thirties. Maybe even at any age, but damn I love them. It's us. We're a thing.

My parents support it, which is weird, even if they're new age as hell. Not because they're black. Who gives a shit about that? Not because I fell in love with a boy and a girl. They do have one reservation.

Because I live in Pacific Heights. Seriously. They see it a little as the evil part of town. Then again, they love the Warriors games, and the dinners.

And the sex.

I think they're coming over to the dark side with me.

Oh God. That's not what I meant, and you know it. If you're not following that, good.

Today we were going out on their boat. I haven't seen their boat yet, but I'll bet it is nice. I'll bet it even has a little cuddy cabin. They don't do things halfway here. They did tell me that they would introduce me to Gus, from whom they bought the marina and that he would be one of my Top 10. Given how many I've met, I wasn't so sure about that. Then they mentioned he was 77.

That just intrigued me. Akira even seems a bit smitten. Well, I'm not ageist and Akira did say Top 10. Mom and Dad were meeting us at the marina. Camron had given them phones that were spectacular, but one thing they liked was priority JetsonCar access. I'm guessing they liked not getting any bills for it either. I suppose my parents are still a bit anti-establishment, but they're cheap too, so it balances out. We're flying over in a freaking Bentley convertible and I'm driving, or flying, or whatever the hell it is.

I'm thinking Mom and Dad might not appreciate the Bentley.

"You might be surprised," said Akira. "For the last three weeks, every JetsonCar that picked them up was a Mercedes-Maybach limo. They're first day they thought it was ostentatious. Yesterday there wasn't one available and the system sent a Mercedes S-class and your parents were disappointed."

"You talked to them about it?" I asked.

"No," said Camron. "But we can sense it." Of course, they can. We flew up just as a limo landed and Mom and Dad got out. What the fuck are they wearing?

"Is that Timmy?" I asked and Camron and Akira both laughed.

"I took them shopping," said Akira. "Timmy personally fit them. Then he fucked them. Win-win."

"I have corrupted my parents," I said, just as they walked up. We all laughed, including them.

"OK, we like it. We don't necessarily like that we like it, but we like it," said Mom and that sentence made perfect sense. We walked into the marina store and Gus was sitting behind the counter standing next to Nickie, his 9-year-old granddaughter. Akira has told me about her. Camron said Gus would never let her come to the marina before. Nickie ran over and Camron and Akira both got a big hug and a kiss. I'm not stupid. I opened my arms and got a quite passionate kiss.

The day was starting well. I loved that Mom and Dad immediately went for the hug and kiss too.

Then we did the whole thing again with Gus. Should I mention that Gus' kiss pushed me through an orgasm?

Mom too. OK, OK, Nickie and Akira too.

His kiss. I like this man.

"So, you're the marina manager Gus?" asked Mom. He smiled and laughed.

"Retired ma'am," he said. "I live on a boat here, so I hang around a lot. I'm friends with the new manager too."

"That's great," said Dad, clearly looking around for the manager. There were a number of people in polos with the marina logo, including Nickie. They're all young though.

Do you think Dad will figure it out?

"I'm guessing that's you now Nickie?" said Dad. I am sure my face looked like everyone else's.

"I have to ask," said Gus. "How did you figure it out?" Dad laughed.

"I didn't, exactly, but I noticed that all the employees are around Nickie's age, which implied they went to the Stanford school," said Dad. "Given that, and you're clearly close to Nickie, I made a big leap and guess. Worst case, it is a compliment to Nickie. Best case I am right, and it is still a compliment to Nickie."

That got Dad a big kiss.

From Nickie. I'm pretty sure Dad, and Mom, are loving all the sex.

"So, are you working today Nickie, or can you join us on the boat?" said Mom. "Oh, wait, there might not be room." Gus, Nickie, Akira, and Camron started laughing. Hard.

"I'm guessing there is room, huh," I said. Camron was still laughing and just nodded.

"Oh, hell no," I said. "The one at the end?" Camron smirked and nodded.

"So, I've got a cruise ship size boat now?" I asked. Camron smirked and nodded again.

"You going to fuck me on that big boat?" I said. Camron changed to a huge smile.

"More than once," he said.

"Save one for me," said Nickie.

"And me," said Akira.

"And me," added Gus, laughing.

"I hope you have seven in you, young man," added Dad. Seven.

"How sweet of you dear," said Mom, to Dad, pulling him in for a hug and kiss. No orgasm though.

Gus was going to teach us.

"I hope you don't mind. I told some friends and family we were going today," said Akira. "It might get a little crazy."

Like we were going to complain. We walked down the dock and caught up with Sequoia and Hershel and their kids Theo, Carlyn, and Jori. We know them.

Well. With them were Josh and Benji. So far, so good.

"Ahoy," yelled a voice and we all turned.

Holy mother of god. It is King Bob and Queen Amy. They walked up quickly, and we did all the introductions.

"Wait," I said. "You've already met them?" I said that to Mom and Dad. They laughed.

"Oh yeah," replied Mom, in the sexiest voice I have ever freaking heard in my life.

"OK, someone is telling me that story," I said.

"Not much to tell," said Mom. "We went on a wine tasting tour in Napa. You remember. You had to work. It was about four months ago. We stayed an extra day. We stayed at one of their houses. With them."

I turned to Camron.

"So, you knew who I was already," I said, in kind of a stern voice. Camron threw up his hands and shook his head no.

"Didn't know they'd met," he said. Just then we heard another shout and the most adorable young woman, wearing the briefest of bikini bottoms and a midriff baring shirt came running towards us. That shirt was all over the place, giving us amazing nipslips of amazing nipples. We'd never met, but I knew who she was. She ran up and into the arms of

Dad.

Freaking Dad. Dad, Mom, Amy, and Bob all got an incredible kiss. I'm pretty sure Dad and Bob might have cum in their shorts. I know Mom and Amy did. So did Akira. Camron shook his head and just got a kiss on the cheek. Even Gus and Nickie got big kisses.

Oh. Gus too.

Damn. I need that power.

"No, you don't," said Pari. "It wastes too many. I'm Pari." She stuck out her hand.

I went in for the kiss. I vibrated through multiple orgasms. It was amazing. We finally broke free and Pari shifted over and stood between Bob and Amy. They both put their arms around her. Wow.

"So, you're a trio?" I asked. They laughed.

"Probably," said Pari. That made Bob and Amy just glow. Pari too for that matter. We finally turned and walked towards the yacht.

"Boat," said Camron. "We just call it a boat, even if it is 272 feet long."

"Well you do like things that are big and hard," I said.

"In every possible way you could interpret that," said Camron. Given Pari leaned in for a quick stroke of his hard cock, I could tell today was going to be fun.

"I might have gotten carried away with invitations," said Akira. "Some of them are onboard. Some of them will meet us out on the water."

"You did get carried away and so did everyone else. Did you look at the attendee count?" asked Amy. Akira pulled out her phone.

"Oh shit," said Akira. "We can't handle that many."

"So many people are coming that you can't handle them on a 272 foot boat," said Dad.

Just then, in the distance, a freaking huge ship drifted down to the water. From the sky. As in the 272 is a bath toy big. It was miles offshore and still was huge. We watched and a door on the huge ship opened up and a smaller ship drove out the side. Seriously. A small ship came out of the big ship and then the door closed, and the big ship took off. Into the air, if that wasn't clear.

Then the little boat kept coming our way.

It turned out the little boat was 689 feet long.

"Was that a freaking Starship?" asked Dad. Bob laughed.

"One of the little ones," said Bob.

Dad just kept muttering little ones.

My world appears to have changed more than I realized.

I didn't mean to overwhelm her

This is Camron.

"Listen," I said. "If this is all too much for you, we can back off. It's not like they need us to have a party. We can grab a smaller boat and just the five of us go out." Oh, Camron here.

"So, something in the hundred foot range," said Dad, dryly. "Would it pop out of that one?", pointing at the 689.

"Well yes, it would," I said.

"Most people having nesting dolls, not nesting yachts," said Mom.

"Boat!", said Mona, Akira, and I.

Mona got jinx out first. Things had to wait a bit while we paid off. On the dock. Which drew a little crowd.

Sorry about that. OK, sorry, not sorry.

I almost laughed, because one young man, probably 8 or so, was headed our way damn near dragging his parents.

"Pardon me for interrupting," he said. "My name is Niall. I have been accepted at your Stanford school, over the objections of my parents, and they won't sign the forms. I was hopeful that this group could help convince them."

I'd seen it before, and it is impressive. Bob and Amy stepped up and introduced themselves and you could see Niall's parents just melt a little. They went from tense and embarrassed to thrilled they were there. I only heard the end.

When Amy invited the family to join us on the boat. The big, big boat, not the big boat, and not the really big boat from which the big, big boat came.

OK, that was just fun. I edged up to listen. I'm like that.

"Why would we ever approve? You would introduce our child to the devil," said the mom. "It would ruin him."

"I can explain," said Pari, walking up and taking my hand and pulling me over. She waved Mona and Akira over too. Just then Carlina, Elena, and Ruby walked up with Tomas and Hunter.

"We'll do it in the form of introductions. So many for you to meet. My name is Pari. I am the Minister of Education for the Kingdom of Dionysus," said Pari. "I'm also 11." She nodded to me.

"I am Camron. With my sister Akira, I am the co-CEO of JetsonCars. Akira has taken the true leadership role as I have been focusing a bit on the Warriors. I own the team and both arenas. The 272 boat behind you belongs to Akira, and me, along with our fiancé Mona," I said. "I am 12."

"My name is Akira. Camron stole my thunder. I should mention though that we're not just the co-CEOs. We own the company," said Akira. "I am 14."

"I'm Mona. I am engaged to them both in what we call a trio," said Mona. "I'm the recently appointed western general manager for Best Buy, which Camron neglected to mention we all three own. I am Thirties." At this point, they were just staring, but listening. We moved to the group.

"My name is Carlina. I am formerly the UN ambassador for both Dionysus and the US," said Carlina. "I am 9."

"She also just won the Nobel Peace prize," said Elena. "She's bashful." OK, we all laughed at that.

"I prefer humble," said Carlina, in a serious tone. Yeah, we laughed at that too.

"If I am allowed to continue," said Elena, glaring at Carlina, then laughing. "My name is Elena. I am the Chief Medical Officer for the country of Dionysus. I am also a physician licensed to practice in nineteen countries, including every state in the US. I also own all our medical schools and medical facilities, including Harvard Medical School. Pari owns the other schools, including Harvard. I am 13." Their heads just swiveled to Ruby.

"Don't look at me," said Ruby. "I rode my bike over today and just sort of joined the group."

No one laughed more than Niall.

"She's Ruby," said Niall. "She's the Secretary of Commerce for the United States. She also owns Costco, Target, all of Inditex, and I am sure other things. If I recall, she is 13. Oh, and Inditex includes Zara."

"Oh," said his mom. Of all that, Zara. Wow.

It was Tomas time, but he just nodded to Niall, who laughed.

"He's Tomas. He's married to Ruby, but they're in a quad with Tavi and Amara," said Niall. "He is the T of HT. I can't imagine I need to say more than that. He is 13." Hunter just smiled at him and he continued.

"He is Hunter," said Niall. "The H in HT. However, Tomas is in charge at the moment, because Hunter is the Attorney General of the United States. He is 15."

"Almost forgot," added Niall. "Hunter is married to Leslie, who is the Minister of Defense at 15. Leslie also won the Top Gun competition at 11. They are both also married to Hallie, who is Hunter's twin sister."

"And Pari," said Niall. "Don't you think that leaving out the fact you're in a trio with King Bob and Queen Amy was an important omission?" Pari moved over into her spot between them. That's the way they usually stand. Amy and Bob put their arms on her.

"Technically, we're not a trio," said Pari, smiling.

"Girl, you in denial," said Niall, in a pitch perfect voice. Even his mom laughed.

"So, we are all products of the system. Some, like Ruby, didn't even benefit from the educational system. She had already graduated from NYU with her PhD in Mechanical Engineering. At 12. Yes, we're precocious and sexually active. Yes, our rules are foreign to you. But you heard all the introductions. We're not damaged scarred kids. We're not even kids. We're adults. More important than anything else I say, remember that we are not exceptions or exceptional. We're typical. It wasn't that long ago that I was a poor kid in Tehran. This is a lot better," said Pari.

With that, Bob leaned down for a kiss. A passionate kiss. Then Amy did.

Niall's mom moaned. Pari broke the kiss and looked at her.

"Would you prefer me to go first, then Amy, or the other order," said Pari. Oh. She looked at her husband, but it was Niall that walked behind her and literally pushed her towards Pari. The mom leaned down, almost in a trance. Pari took the side of her face in her hands and gently kissed her. Then she probed a little with her tongue and the mom opened her mouth, to a moan from the dad. They were really going at it now. Pari took her hands and placed them on her puffies. The mom started kneading her nipples. Kissing and nipple play is a big deal for Pari.

Yep. There she goes. Just vibrating through a big orgasm, which just caused the mom to twist her harder. Which Pari likes. She rode a long orgasm until they finally broke the kiss. The mom stood up panting.

"Do I still get my turn?" asked Amy. She held out her arms and the mom just melted into a big hug. Amy pulled back a little and started kissing her. Just kissing her.

The mom rocked through an orgasm so hard that Amy had to help her stand up. She finally moved back next to her husband, still a little wobbly. Niall's dad was hard as a rock. It had to hurt. Pari wasn't done.

"I'm last," said Pari. Yeah, she needed to be.

"Do you want to start with me?" asked Amy.

"Or me," asked Bob. The mom had a sharp intake of breath. Then a deep gutteral moan. The dad turned to her.

"You'd like me to kiss Bob?" he asked.

"Oh yeah," she said, in a throaty voice.

So, he did. All in. Hugged. Rubbed hard cocks together. Tongue. All in.

Bob passed him to Amy. The poor guy was in a zone. Finally, after a simple spectacular kiss, Pari pulled him down for her kiss. He lasted, for a bit, but we all watched his O face while he came in his pants. He finally stood up, not even trying to hide it.

"This is all very confusing," he said.

"Why don't you introduce yourselves. We all have," said Pari, who still appears to be in charge. She winked at me, which made me laugh.

Savanna and Dalton. How very California.

"Here's the plan. You're going to join us for an afternoon on the boat. You will see things that may make you very uncomfortable, but I urge you to watch. If they're out in the open, they're cool with you watching. See if you feel like anyone is being coerced or suffering from the experience. You can even watch me while I bounce up and down on Dalton's cock." More moans. Mostly from Niall.

"I'll save one for you too Niall," said Pari, smiling. Careful, he might, yep, pushed him right over. Sorry, dude. Now he winked at me.

"Savanna can observe me, while she bounces on my cock," I said.

"And mine," added Hunter.

"Me too," said Tomas.

Pari walked over and took their hands and pulled them over to a bench. They needed to sit. Then she got down low, on her haunches, and spoke to them softly. They thought for a moment and Savanna stood up.

"Let's go," said Savanna. "Although we don't have swimsuits."

"We don't wear swimsuits on board," said Ruby.

"Really," said Savanna. "Just regular clothes. That's surprising."

"Think what she said through again," said Tomas.

That led to Savanna moaning, followed by Dalton, and quickly by Niall. Pari laughed and lifted up the midriff baring t-shirt she had on, flashing them all. Which was when Savanna fainted. No worries, all good. Pari will do that to you.

We all got on board and there were a lot of people streaming on board. If they're in the journal, particularly if they are more than once, then they're probably here. People I haven't met, for sure, but plan to. Intimately.

We walked on board and hadn't made it four steps yet when presented with a lounge. On which Morgon was just bouncing on Max, while Max was blowing Martan. Joyously. Happily. Enjoying the moment.

"I am not yet 9 but am available to suck the cock of the young man," said Morgon. You've never seen a kid strip faster in your life. He climbed up and Morgon just swallowed him, with his parents watching.

"I, however, am 10," said Martan. "So, I am available to suck your cock sir." Dalton hesitated, but Savanna started undressing him. She led him over and actually fed his cock to Martan. She stayed and played with Dalton's balls while Martan sucked. Pari walked up with a tube of lube and squirted a big dollop on Dalton's ass. She then took Savanna's hand and folded down all but her middle finger. She placed that against Dalton's ass. Savanna spread the lube around with her finger and then slid it right in. She was pumping pretty fast and that was all he could take. Martan pulled off and made sure that he came on both Max and him, and then made sure that Savanna and Niall were covered. It was a lot of cum. Pari got a big splash too.

That's when Dalton, Max, and Morgon all came. Morgon, who is cute as hell and flat as a board almost levitated. I could tell, but she caught herself.

That's when Tim walked up. We've never met but come on. Really tall, sculpted, with a massive cock. He held out his hand to Savanna, just as Juanita walked up and held out her hand too. Savanna didn't even hesitate. She let them lead her to a lounge.

"We'll do DP shortly, but you need to experience tits and a cock," said Juanita. Juanita laid back on the lounge and waved to Savanna. She caught on and got up and slid down on Juanita's cock. Juanita took Savanna's hands and put them on her breasts, to moans from them both. Savanna started leisurely bouncing and tweaking Juanita's nipples. Tim walked over and offered his cock to Juanita. She started licking but pulled Savanna over and offered her Tim's cock. She swallowed more than I could. Tim pulled back and leaned over and quietly asked a question.

Tim walked back and got the lube. Juanita pulled down Savanna. Max ran up.

"I'll get her ready," said Max, who squirted a lot of lube on both Savanna and Tim's cock. First he stroked it around on Tim's cock, which we all enjoyed. Then he started with one finger and then two on Savanna and then declared her ready.

Tim slid right in. Yes, you read that right. It just gave Dalton a quizzical look, which Savanna caught.

"Love. Big. Black," said Savanna, then gasped for a little breath. She was getting pounded.

"Cock. Need to talk," said Savanna. Dalton surprised me. He climbed up next to them, on his knees. Pari jumped right in and got him ready and Ruby walked up with a warm wet washcloth. Tim pulled out, to Savanna's disappointment, until Dalton slipped right in.

Tim moved around and slid into Dalton. Quite easily. Dalton whispered to Savanna.

"Me too," he said, smiling. What an odd turn of events.

I glanced to my right and Niall was in heaven. Technically he was in Pari, but you get my point. Morgon was patiently waiting in line, followed by Carlina, then Ruby.

They had confidence in the young guy. I was enjoying watching, so I walked over and offered Niall my cock.

This was not Niall's first blowjob. Or his thousandth. He is very good at it. Just as I got close, Mona pulled me away and dropped onto her knees. She took a big facial. All over her everywhere.

Her parents called cleanup. Yeah, that's cool.

Dalton and Savanna cleaned me up together. Which led to me fucking Savanna and Dalton fucking Akira.

I really do believe they were seeing things differently. Savanna was just bouncing when Pari walked up holding a tablet and a pen. She turned it so Savanna could see it and she laughed. She settled down on me long enough to sign the tablet, then started bouncing furiously. Wait, didn't Pari just get fucked by Niall? She's leaking a lot of cum. I pointed. Yeah, she looked startled too.

Then she swung her leg over and sat right down on my face.

Happy to oblige, Pari.

The highlight of my day

This is Niall. Well that worked out much better than I expected. Not only do I get to go to their school, they have turned my parents into bisexual fuck machines. Isn't it handy that while I might look 8, I'm not?

I'm 9. A magical age. The people I met. The things I learned. There was a highlight to my day, though. It involved Pari again, but only a little. I was just standing there watching everything that was going on. Pari sidled up.

"I looked you up," said Pari. "Amazing scores, dude. Don't know who, but you've been playing with someone for years. Whoever it was, make sure that it only happens on campus or at a consulate. OK?"

I just smiled and nodded. Then she took my hand and found my parents. They were on a lounge, semi-dozing by now, although Mom was lazily stroking Dad's cock. Out in the open. With tons of people. Including a few that looked to be really young. Freaking adorable, though. Pari pushed me up on the lounge and positioned me reverse cowgirl.

Over my dad's cock. I lowered myself on, just as Pari positioned Mom over me. I am bouncing up and down in the middle of a train, with Dad in the back and Mom in the front. Yes, I'd say our family relationship has changed, just a bit. The two kids walked up that I had seen. Naked, of course, although for little, they were in startling good shape. Six pack abs, the whole thing.

"We wanted you to know Niall," said the girl. "That both of us have 7-year-old exceptions. If you're interested, we'd like to be next."

"Really?" said Mom. "God I'd like to watch that." With that, she just went off, which made Dad go off. In me. I didn't, but I was actually OK with that. There are more opportunities. I started to climb down.

"Wait," said the girl. "You need to clean up your mess." She said that to Dad in a voice that frankly was a little scary. Which is how I found myself on my back, on the lounge, with my legs in the air, and my dad licking and sucking his own cum out of my ass. Which he then kissed to my mom.

And some to me.

My parents cleared off the couch. The girl had me lay back. Oh, I was still hard. She lowered herself down with my cock in her ass. Her ass! She laid back on me and her head tucked right under mine. The boy got between our legs and entered her. I could feel his cock bounce against mine, inside the girl.

This might be heaven.

We lasted and lasted and then we didn't last.

"Niall, clean me out," said the girl. It was an order. I did my best and there was a wonderful cum tang. I looked up.

"What a wonderful tang," I said. "I'd love to sample more. Can you point them out to me?" The girl laughed.

"You were bouncing away with him," she said. That tiny little boy can cum? Wow.

We were finally laying back on the lounge, barely awake. The girl was on my left and the boy on my right.

"I'm Jessica," she said.

"I'm Bill," he said.

Whoa. Just then the King and Queen walked up. Their parents. Wonderfully, spectacularly, amazingly naked. Amy smiled at us.

"Nice of you to welcome our guest," said Amy, with a smile. "DP I hope."

"Mom," whined Jessica, making Mom about a four syllable word.

"Of course, it was DP," said Jessica, laughing. "Although maybe he should duplicate the moves with the two of you. Mom, put Dad in the back."

Which was how I found myself fucking the Queen, while the King fucked her in the ass.

Then Bob fucked me in the ass.

Then Amy did, with a surprisingly large strap-on.

All while Mom and Dad watched and Mom made suggestions to Dad of things to try. Some of them with me.

The rest of the afternoon blurred at that point. Yeah, I'm smart for a reason, but I sure learned a lot of new things. I met the most wonderful young woman named Gina, with her husband Kevin. Truly a delightful couple. I met a couple named Blake and Jess, but then I found out they weren't married when I met Tom and Alison. While Alison was fucking Tom in the ass. The men here like getting fucked in the ass.

I'm OK with that.

Cleanup is special too. They all deferred to me all day long. I should mention that I did enjoy time with Carlina and Ruby. Together.

I might have briefly died.

I proposed to them both. They were gracious in reminding me they were both married.

I reminded them that it wasn't really a limitation.

They did acknowledge the point, which is encouraging.

I start school on Monday. Mom and Dad are both bringing me to school. Maybe every day.

They've both applied for jobs.

My name is Eddie

Hi Eddie! No, this isn't some kind of 12-step program. Sometimes it just feels like we're spilling our guts in the journal. Which we are. But damn it is fun and to be journal worthy is one hell of a night. I'm a little late in writing this but thought I'd catch-up. Then again, it took us some time to connect.

Remember back to the fateful night where I became a whisperer? The night started bad, with a broken leg, but ended spectacularly.

But let's back up. Remember the EMT? Her name is Hanna. I texted her the next day and we started by just chatting back and forth. She's 16 years old, a student at DAU, and focusing on astrophysics and medicine. I think I cemented a date when I promised to introduce her to Nan and Tegan.

Come on. The three of them?

We met for coffee and really hit it off. I felt like there might really be something here, and I think she did too. We had such fun chatting about this and that and laughing about our experiences living here. She had come from a small town in Germany and had come here for her post-grad work. She was enrolled to start the next session at DAU.

"You do know Nan will be your professor at some point. For that matter, Tegan probably will too," I said.

"I know!" said Hanna. "It's so freaking exciting. I get wet thinking about school." Then she hit me with a killer smile.

"I do love direct," I said. "So, here's my question. If there is interest, would you choose a first night of passion with just me or with Nan, Tegan, and me."

"A first night," said Hanna, laughing. "I love a confident man. But that is an unanswerable riddle. There is no choice. I pick the first, I have an amazing night with you, and I have no doubt it would be amazing. But I miss out on Tegan and Nan. If I choose all three, I know we have a spectacular night, but at the risk of offending you. How could I choose?"

"Well it is a good thing my ego isn't that fragile," I said. "Choose what you want. First, right? How about if I throw Luca into the mix for the larger group."

Yeah, that got a moan. From us both. That made her laugh.

"That good, huh?" said Hanna, laughing.

I just nodded. He is, what can I say?

"Well dude, a night of passion with you will be incredible, but I suggest we bring along three other friends too," said Hanna. "What do you say?"

"Oh yeah. But one of Luca's is for me," I said.

"Then he'd better have four in him," said Hanna. "You might have to go last, just in case. Unless he hasn't cum yet today, in which case you're first."

"I can live with that," I said, laughing too.

I sent a text and all three quickly confirmed. I laughed because Luca was having dinner with his moms, and for some reason Tegan and Nan were having dinner with Bob, in Athens. At this restaurant.

"More decisions," I said. She just raised her eyebrows.

"Luca is with Sophia and Morgan," I said. "Should he bring them?" Her jaw dropped.

"The princesses!" she said. "No way."

"I'll take that as yes," I said, which got me an enthusiastic nod. "OK, if the Princesses got that reaction, I'll just throw this out. Turn around. Tegan and Nan are at a table in the corner. They have a friend they could bring." She turned around.

"Oh, hell no," said Hanna. "King freaking Bob?" His name will forever more be King Freaking Bob.

This time I just nodded.

"Oh yes, bring them all," said Hanna. "Bring them all." That last sentence came out really gutteral and she rolled through what looked to be a pretty powerful orgasm, right there at the table, just as Tegan, Nan, and Bob walked up, seeing the tail end of her orgasm. They were even holding hands. With Nan in the middle. They looked so sweet.

"Thanks for the compliment," said Nan. "But I assure you I can do a much better job with my fingers and tongue. And I'm great fun with a double-ended dildo." Hanna moaned.

So did the guy at the next table, which made Nan laugh.

"Oops," said Nan. "I didn't expect a French speaker."

With that, we left the restaurant as a group. We'd come over in a 37, but Bob had come over in a nice 131. He suggested we leave ours and ride with him and we could go straight to his house. Luca, Sophia, and Morgan were already there.

"We're going to Bob's house," said Hanna.

"Yes, which means it likely will turn into a much larger group," I said. "We can pass if you'd prefer."

She moaned and rolled through another little orgasm. This girl is fun. I watched. She hadn't touched herself at all.

"I'm in," she said, back in the gutteral voice, which I have to say is quite sexy. So, I told her.

"Thanks," she said, laughing. "But I can't do it. The only time those sounds come out of my mouth is during an orgasm. So, if you want that, you have to provide continuous orgasms."

"You're going to sound that way our entire first time together," I said.

"Oh, big words. I think I hear a challenge," said Hanna. "What's the bet? How do we measure it?"

"We'll figure it out," I said. We did and I won. Once she went over, she stayed over. For a long time.

She didn't mind losing. She asked what her punishment was.

"You have to spend next weekend with me in Paris," I said.

"Oh no, please, not Paris, not Paris," she said, in the most hilarious voice.

That seemed like a good time to kiss her. We were standing up, both naked, which can't surprise you. I pulled her in for a hug and a passionate kiss.

"Not again," she muttered, in her gutteral voice.

I think I wore her out.

Oh, you want me to back up and tell you about our night with the group? Really? A lot of sex with passionate people, some of which you just met?

OK, I get it. Backing up.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Don't you hate the beeps when trucks backup? That might have been off-topic. What was in those amazing brownies?

Ah.

It turns out Luca had cum that day, but just the one time and promised us six.

Talk about confidence, but six? Hanna, Nan, Tegan, me, Sophia, Bob, Morgan, Hanna. No wait, that's eight. I guess he found two more, since I wrote the list after. Nine in one day. Now me, I didn't have so many. Hanna, Hanna, Hanna, Hanna, and Hanna.

Now you're quickly assuming that was because it was our first date and while I suppose that is true, it was some of the best sex I have ever had in my life and I'm an informal whisperer now. I don't mean the first times. Those are awkward and fun. I mean that I have acquired a bit of a reputation. In a good way.

Let's just leave it that I have a lot of comparables, OK?

But damn. Hanna. Simply amazing and different. Special. Oh, I don't begrudge her experiences with Luca, and Bob, and Gabe, and Jameis. Hell, all four of them fucked me too. Jameis is a challenge.

Worth it.

We had a fun evening of sex, but at the end of the night, she suggested we go back to her place. Just the two of us.

So, we did. It just felt right. By the time we got there, it was super late, and we were exhausted. We took quick showers and really did just take quick showers and then fell into bed and slept until noon.

I woke up looking like a gorilla that lost a fight. Not Hanna. Damn, even more beautiful in the morning. That got me a kiss and more.

We got out of the bed for dinner. Delivery. This was on Sunday. We were leaving for Paris on Friday.

We didn't leave the bedroom. We made the delivery people deliver it to the bedroom. OK, four of the delivery people joined us in bed, but that can't surprise you. We tip well and then we tip well, if there is some chemistry.

I should mention that the four that joined us were not all men. Two men, one sexy as hell young woman, and one MtF trans.

All were fun. I learned new things. Hanna learned new things. Delivery or not, I think I lost ten pounds that week from exercise. Vigorous exercise. Now you're imagining 24/7 sex, and the sex was incredible, but we were just comfortable with each other. We read books. We watched a movie or two. Mostly we just talked. About our past and our future. Her goal is to be Bones. You know. Starship doctor.

Well that could happen.

The week was amazing

But I feel like I need to be honest with Eddie. We were leaving shortly for Paris and I wasn't sure we should. I asked him if we could talk.

"I'm not sure we should go to Paris. I'm not sure we're soulmates," I said.

"Maybe we are, maybe we're not," said Eddie. "But I like spending time with you, so how does that matter right now? It is our second date. Let's say we turn out to be just friends and nothing more. It happens. We're in Dionysus. Friends spend passionate weekends in Paris together. Sometimes with their spouses or significant others. You know all this. Why the concern?"

"I don't know. I feel so comfortable around you. I really do," I said. He held up his hand.

"I know the next word is going to be but," said Eddie. "And that's fine. If you're uncomfortable, I'll run you home before I go to Paris."

"You'd still go?" I asked and Eddie laughed.

"Paris. In a huge apartment overlooking the Eiffel tower. Where there will likely be 15 or 20 wonderful people, most of whom will join me in my bed," said Eddie. "Yeah, still going."

His argument was persuasive.

"OK, let's go," I said, taking his hand. He took my hand but stopped.

"So, going to Paris with just me didn't appeal, but a group of random sexy people did?" he said, clearly a little hurt.

"Ah shit," I said. "I think I should just go home." Eddie laughed.

"No, you should come with me to Paris, as friends, just like it was all along. We have had one long date. It was wonderful. I like your company. Let's not ruin it by making life decisions yet. Let's go see the sights and then get out of bed and go be tourists," said Eddie, with a smile.

OK, that made me laugh. It took eleven minutes to get to Paris. The apartment is freaking amazing. I've never seen anything like it. For some reason, Eddie and I have the master bedroom, with a view of the Eiffel Tower. It has a huge bed. Bigger than I have ever seen.

"Why is the bed so huge?" I asked, as we were unpacking. Eddie just looked at me and raised his eyebrows.

Oh. Oh boy.

"Let's play a game," said Eddie.

"Does it involve our being naked?" I asked, smiling.

"Eventually," he said, laughing. "Top 5. Boys, girls, trans, anyone. That you have always dreamed of."

"Including or not including those we enjoyed the other night," I said, laughing.

"Not," said Eddie. "A new five."

"Why 5?" I asked.

"Because seven is just about right for this bed," said Eddie. OK, I moaned, and you know what happens then.

"Amy, Amai, Orlando, Denne, and Camron," I said.

"Amy will bring Bob and Pari, Orlando will bring Grace, Denne will bring Derek and Dahlia," said Eddie. "Camron will bring Akira and Mona."

"Darn," I said, rolling through another one.

"That's not counting who is here already," said Eddie.

That just got him a smile.

"Maybe I should call a gangbang," I said, kidding.

"Not a bad idea," said Eddie. Then he laughed at my expression.

"You can always stop at any time. Let's face it, once you make it through your list you might be done," said Eddie.

"Is that a challenge?" I asked.

"No," said Eddie. "Not at all. That's not something I would do. This is a big decision for you, even if you stop after Amy and Amai. It is always your decision."

God he is a nice guy.

"After Amy and Amai?" I said. "What are you talking about? That was just chatter."

He shook his head no. He held out his hand to me, but I didn't take it.

I stripped first. He laughed and stripped too. Damn he's hard.

"Not now," he said, smiling. But he did kiss me pretty damn passionately.

He might have made my orgasm voice stick. That was one hell of a kiss.

I think I should take the pen

I just don't think Hanna could do it. All those orgasms and all. I do agree with her that we might not be soulmates, but that's cool. I like her a lot. Friends is good. Friends that fuck is better.

In my case, the two terms are synonymous. I fuck with all my friends. Hell, we all do.

"Hi, my name is Eddie. Would you like to be friends that fuck?" I'd ask. The answer would pretty much universally be yes. Heck, there were a lot of people in the apartment I didn't know. For example, I have never met Watkins, who came with Leslie. I have no idea where Hunter and Hallie are.

Watkins is fun.

Bob's fun to hang out with

Well he is. If he wasn't married...

OK, I realize technically that's not a limitation at all. It is though. Bob and Amy are special. No one will change that. Maybe someday there will be a third, but it won't be me.

It will be Pari as soon as all three of them stop dancing around it.

Luckily that does not stop me from climbing in their bed. It just would give me one more pussy to lick. That might be the title of my memoir. One More Pussy to Lick.

Licking pussy is good.

I suppose none of this is enough to tell you who this is, right? I could be a man, or a woman, or a boy, or a girl. What I do know is that Bob cares and worries about me. He did when he saved our family too.

Do you know what is amazing? That still wasn't enough to tell you who this is. It could be Juanita, or Ruby, or Gabe. More likely Juanita, I guess. I don't think Ruby or Gabe are looking to add a fifth.

Not Juanita.

Maybe Amai or Luna. Cassie.

Lance or Marco.

Sophia. Luca.

Or me, Elena.

I got tired of making the list and it would have been long. Bob and Amy are simply amazing. Think about when Bob saved our family. Amy could have objected, or challenged and questioned him, or any of a host of other reactions. Do you know what she did when we met for the first time?

No, not that. Well, yes, that, but the first time she gave me a big hug and welcomed me to the family. I was young and small, and I ended up with my face buried in Amy's incredible breasts.

Not a bad place to be.

But I know Bob really cares because he checks in on me once or twice a week. Sometimes it is just a quick text or even a call, but usually he drops by. He's made it very clear that if he ever comes at an inopportune time, we're to turn him away.

Yeah right. He is checking in on me but come on. Bob. It damn near always ends in a good fuck. A good half the time, Marta is here too, and Bob is forced, yes forced, to use up two. Or three. Or sometimes four. Sometimes I can tell he was just in the area, because he's brought a friend.

Sometimes I can see through his bullshit accidental visits. Like the time he brought Counselor Amai. He knew I was having a rough week and Amai and I did have a nice chat.

While I was bouncing up and down on her cock and playing with her breasts. Come on. Tits and a cock.

This story is about today, and it is the perfect example. Bob texted me a simple How's it going. I texted back Fine.

Do you know what his response was?

I'll be right there.

He knows me well. He read the nuance of a one word reply. Usually I say things like Going great.

Bob can read me, even when he doesn't read me and I'm a half a world away. Bob has a sense. It's special.

He read more nuance than I realized. He showed up in less than a half hour, with Luca. My best bud. My bro.

That wouldn't be all that surprising, except I was in the Bahamas at our hospital there. What he read was my frustration at turning this hospital around. I just wasn't getting the support I needed. I was trying to run it part-time, which wasn't working, and remotely, which really wasn't working. It wasn't a lack of effort or ability on their part. It was a lack of strategic thought. An inability to learn to work in an unconstrained world with an almost unlimited budget. Everyone, or at least almost everyone, in the hospital had grown up in rough circumstances. They were even struggling because we paid them so much.

All true, but Bob read beyond that to my simmering frustration of loneliness. Marta is an incredible friend and of course we end up in bed almost any night we don't have someone home, and even then pretty often. That's friends with benefits, not a relationship. Marta and I will be lifelong friends, not soulmates, and we know it. Marta and Cleon are getting close, so I've backed off a bit about climbing into bed with them. I can see it and maybe they can't yet but I'm not going to help confuse them.

Calista and Solon are a huge help too. They can sense a bad day and often invite me into their bed, and it is wonderful.

But just sex. Where the fuck is my soulmate?

That was the nuance Bob read.

Ah shit. I'll bet that's not all he read. He brought in Luca. The only bigger gun he could have brought was Mom. Sophia. Bob, Luca, and I are in my office at the hospital. It's a bit of a shithole in the basement, but I didn't use it much.

"Fuck," I said, which is a common way to start a conversation, but there is that nuance again. This was not fuck as an invitation.

"You two think I'm suicidal," I said. "You fucking dorks. I'm a little sad. I'm not going to off myself."

"But thank you," I said, softly. "Even though I'm not, you thought I might be and no matter what you were doing, you were both here in less than a half hour. Thank you."

Luca snorted, just a little, and Bob and I stared at him, waiting him out. He laughed.

"Well that's good," said Luca. "But we're still here to help." Bob and I still waited. That wasn't an answer.

"OK, I was balls deep in Tegan with Tim hammering my ass," said Luca. "Bob called just as Tim finished, but I didn't get to finish. Squish, squish."

OK, we all dissolved in laughter and I locked the door. It seemed like a fine position, so we quickly were in the same position. I was lying back on my desk, which was the perfect height for Luca to hammer me. Bob was behind him and his extra height gave him the perfect angle.

And Tim's cum was a nice lube.

We had not anticipated the janitor unlocking the door to empty my wastebasket. He got the shock of his life, but then got hard. Hard was nice.

"What part are you enjoying Ramon?" I said, nodding to his hard cock. Oh, the men were still going, slowly.

"All of it," laughed Ramon. Come on. I know the names of everyone. You can't be surprised. A select few, including Ramon, I know much better. Which is how I found myself sucking Ramon's big cock. Not to make him cum.

To get his cock wet. He moved around and got behind Bob. It took some effort, but Ramon finally slid in and they all started pounding. I freaking love it.

They timed it pretty well and all pulled out. Oh no, I am just covered with cum. Covered.

They all cleaned it off and kissed it to each other. Oh, I got kisses too.

"Well, I'm still squish, squish," said Luca.

Which is how Bob and I found ourselves sitting on the couch, naked, watching Ramon clean out Luca.

Then fuck him.

I had to laugh. Luca got all cleaned out, but now he is squish, squish again.

"Tegan will enjoy it," said Luca. "Then again, so will Gabe and Carlina."

OK that got a moan out of me. And Bob.

Ramon left and I found myself on the carpet, sitting crisscross with Bob and Luca. Given they were both staring at me and got hard again, I guess that's a compliment.

Oh wait, Bob is a little squish, squish too. Fuck Tegan. I cleaned them both out. And would have happily fucked Tegan if she was here. You know I have toys in my office.

I do check up on her

As much as I love Elena, she's not the only one I stay close to. Greta, of course. Some others. Maybe not quite as close, but I started this whole thing and I feel responsible. We're putting a lot of responsibility on people that should still just be kids. They really aren't, but was that OK? Of all the things for which I am responsible, which ain't much, keeping an eye on the kids is the one and only important one. Elena's hit a rough patch, but she'll make it through just fine. She's an amazing young woman. She'll find her soulmate. Or she won't, but she'll figure it all out. I'll stay close.

I decided to stay a few days and signed up a room in the house in which Elena was living. She has the master in the big house that was by itself. The only thing left was a small room with a single bed, but I didn't care. I didn't even look at who else was going to be here. I know Elena enjoys the guests. I headed to the house for the afternoon to let Elena finish up at the hospital. We were going out to dinner tonight. All dressed up. She's really grown, and yes I mean that in every way, so dressed up, we will look like a couple. I got to the house and it was surprisingly empty, so I walked out to the beach.

I think I actually screamed. Tom and Jess, Blake and Alison, and Antonio and Stella.

"Does Elena know you're here?" I asked and they all said no.

I explained what was going on. They all started to be matchmakers, negotiating who was going to setup Elena with whom. Except they forgot to pay attention that Elena walked up.

"Fuck you all," said Elena. "You're not setting me up with anyone. I'll find someone. I'm fucking 13, not an old maid. I do appreciate your thoughtfulness and support. OK, and maybe their profiles."

Just then, the most beautiful young man came strolling up the beach. Probably 16 or so. He was wearing the briefest of swimsuits and was tall, lanky, and clearly in incredible shape. His skin was a flawless mocha and his hair was brown, almost black, but wavy, not kinky, and had streaks of gold or blonde.

I'm telling you, the boy is beautiful. I absolutely had to laugh, we all did, because after we all drunk in this boy, all of us stared at Elena. She just looked at us and laughed, and took off after the boy, who was a bit down the beach by now. I laughed, because by the time she caught him, she had shed clothes down to a pair of brief panties.

I know those panties. They're quite sheer. Elena also has incredible breasts. Smaller than Sophia, but they are so similar.

We all watched while the two of them chatted and at least the body language was positive. It was more forward than I was used to with Elena. Not just the stripping down to panties, which honestly wasn't surprising, but she had her left hand on her hip and was really thrusting herself out there. I was surprised that she wasn't a little touchier with him.

"That screws up the tease," thought Elena, to me.

We heard her scream "what" really loudly and then they both laughed and chatted a bit more.

We saw them turn towards us and all had the same instinct. We should have already been gone. We all scrambled up and started into the house when a whistle broke the calm. OK, we looked back.

"Sit your asses down," thought Elena to, I suspect, all of us, because we sat our asses down. She walked over, holding the young man's hand. Damn they look good together. Somehow seeing topless Elena in sheer panties had an effect on him.

At least three inches were peeking out. As in he has a solid 10-inch (25.5 cm) cock. Solid is descriptive too. Big and fat and hard.

Oh, we all looked, and he knew we all looked. We all saw the drop of precum. It mesmerized us. Elena was looking at us and could clearly see our catatonic faces. She looked at the boy and realized.

"May I?" she said, pointing, which got an incredible grin and a nod. Damn this young man has nice teeth. Yes, I was thinking about his teeth. I thought Elena would wipe it off with her finger.

Nope. Licked it off. To moans from every single one of us, including the young man.

"This is Nick," said Elena. "He's Lyron and Maisie's 12-year-old son." We all stood there with the same stupid face I suspect. This hunk is freaking 12.

"It is a pleasure to meet you," said Stella. "You two have fun. The eight of us have plans now."

"Your plans are inside this house, naked, with the two of us," growled Elena. "So, get inside and get those damn clothes off. Now!"

I admit, I have not seen this side of Elena. I like this side of Elena. Given the hard cocks and nipples in our group, we all like this side of Elena. Just then, out walked Sophia and Morgan.

To much screaming from all of us. I did laugh because Nick joined right in with the screaming, laughing all the time, since he had no idea why we were screaming.

I don't think Elena screaming "Moms" cleared much up. I did appreciate that they were both topless and wearing pretty skimping panties. I don't know why there were, but I appreciated it. Particularly that their panties are sheer too.

Sophia walked up and rubbed my cock, quite visibly.

"You do love our breasts, don't you Bob?" said Sophia. I found myself nodding vigorously. I'm sure I looked ridiculous

"You look ridiculous Dad," said Morgan. Given Morgan is gorgeous and has incredible D cup breasts, calling 27-year-old me Dad confused Nick.

"Can someone please do introductions?" said Nick. He meant us all. We hadn't done that.

"My apologies," I said. "How rude of us. We were all trying to flee so you could be alone and neglected to introduce ourselves." Well, at least that got a good laugh.

I was distracted by breasts though, because by now Jess, Stella, and Alison had all taken off their tops. Nick was concentrating better than I was. Good job, young man.

We went through the introductions and Nick remembered every one of them. I was impressed.

And skeptical.

"You knew who every one of us was before we introduced ourselves," I said. He blushed. It was cute.

"How long?" I asked. Everyone looked at me. Nick laughed.

"About a week," he said. "Several times a day."

"Huh?" said Antonio, then the light clearly went on for him and he laughed. Sophia figured it out too and walked over and gave Elena a hug. Breasts to breasts. We all enjoyed it.

"He's been walking down the beach, several times a day, for over a week, hoping to meet you," said Sophia, to Elena.

"Oh, that's bullshit," said Elena. "No one would do that for me." I'm not sure it was the right response, but we all laughed. None more than Nick.

"Honey," said Morgan. "Stop undervaluing yourself. Tell me what you see when you look at your Mom." Morgan pointed at Sophia.

"She's bright, funny, compassionate, but most of all stunningly gorgeous," said Elena, with a bit of envy.

Morgan positioned Elena next to Sophia. Elena has really grown. They're getting close in height. And breast size.

A man notices these things. Then again, so did all the women. It shocked us a little.

"Nick, which one is more beautiful?" asked Morgan. Wow put the kid on the spot.

"That will forever remain one of life's unanswerable questions, as the beauty of both is incomparable," said Nick.

That made Elena laugh. I wasn't sure if that was good.

"Smooth dude. Points for that," said Elena. She walked over and took his hand and headed towards the house, just as Maisie and Lyron walked out. Good God. Now it is Maisie in just brief panties.

They clearly didn't know exactly what was going on, but they stepped aside to let Elena and Nick past. Elena turned as they crossed the threshold.

"Get your asses in here," she said. Then she wiggled her cute little ass, to a chorus of moans.

From every single one of us. She stopped and turned completely around.

"Was that moan for me?" she asked, clearly surprised.

"Good grief," said Nick. "We need to work on your self-esteem." He took her hand and pulled her into the house.

Hell yes, we followed. We got into the main living room, which is both huge and filled with double lounges.

"Wait," said Sophia. "You two, on that lounge." She pointed at Nick and Elena.

"The rest of us are going back outside to the beach. We are not interrupting your first time. You cannot come get us for at least an hour. Fuck, don't fuck, just have a conversation, but an hour," said Sophia.

Then she damn near pushed us out of the door. I grabbed a big pump bottle of suntan lotion on the way out.

Hey, an hour in the sun. We ended up just sitting on the porch, in the shade, catching up. It was wonderful. We hadn't all seen each other in so long and Maisie and Lyron just fit right in. It was tempting to get naked and fuck, but two things held us back. The first is that it wasn't legal here, although that might not have slowed us down. The real reason was we were all hoping to get invited back inside for fun.

We're honest about sex here.

Finally, the door opened, and Elena was standing there. She freaking glowed. Her smile was huge, and she looked incredible. There was a drop of cum on her left nipple, but otherwise she looked more rested and relaxed then I had seen her in a long time.

Nick, on the other hand, looked like he was about to collapse. You could see it in his smile. He clearly loved it, but it damn near killed him.

None of us were surprised. Elena waved us all in and stood there, arms akimbo, until we all stripped. Nick was worn out. He didn't even get hard.

Until he turned and looked at Elena.

Yep. Hard again. I had misjudged. He has an 11-inch (28 cm) cock.

Thick. Very thick. Like his dad.

A little more about Nick

My name is Nick and I damn near died today. When they all came into the house, I had already cum six times.

Six times.

I did find a seventh, for Elena, of course, but in a train with Bob fucking me in the ass. Damn that was nice. Other than school, Mom and Dad are my most frequent partners and Dad's cock is pretty big. Bigger than mine.

Although not by much.

The kids at school mostly have smaller cocks. Bob's is perfect.

Why am I obsessing on Bob's cock? I don't know. This is all confusing.

I mentioned school, but you may not be aware that Elena asked Pari to open the school. It is mostly for the kids of the people at the hospital, but a few others that help the family.

Like Mom and Dad.

It is awesome. We ended up all sitting around the living room, in various stages of stickiness, and chatting.

"So, Nick," said Morgan. "Are you in our school here?"

"Yes ma'am," I said. "It has been an incredible opportunity."

"And what are you studying?" asked Sophia.

"I just received my dual bachelor's in pre-med and hospital administration," I said. "I'm working on my master's in pediatric hospital management, but then hope to attend medical school."

"Will you be attending the new medical school here?" said Morgan. New medical school?

"I was not aware that a new school was opening here. That would be amazing," I said. Elena laughed.

"Cut the interrogation Moms," said Elena. "But tell us more about the medical school."

Somehow it felt like that question put them on the spot. Why wouldn't Elena know about a new medical school? Elena turned to Nick.

"They have no answer, because there wasn't going to be a medical school, but they would build one for you," said Elena. But her lips didn't move. Elena is a ventriloquist. That's kind of weird. For some reason, Elena laughed.

"I'll explain later," said Elena, still not moving her lips. Weird.

"Hold up," said Lyron. "You all just met Nick for the first time today. Now you're talking about building a medical school here?"

Morgan pointed out the window. We all looked as a very large building flew by.

Yes, I wrote those words.

"It should be opening soon," said Sophia. "But Morgan does need to find someone with the right educational background in hospital administration to run the hospital and the school. It's part of the University of the Bahamas, which recently became a Dionysus school."

"Oh, come on," said Elena. "You bought an entire university?"

"Purely a coincidence dear," said Morgan.

Elena laughed, but didn't say anything else. I do not understand these people, but I like them all. Yes, the sex was incredible, and I learned a few things, but for being so rich, they're pretty normal. Just then a small, beautiful redhead stormed into the room.

Naked.

"Why didn't anyone invite me?" she said, sternly. Damn she is gorgeous, but not as gorgeous as Elena.

Which made this new woman laugh.

"No one will ever be as beautiful as your soulmate," said the woman. I'm being silly. She's one of the most famous women in the world.

"Somebody needs to fuck me," said Amy. Pretty much every cock in the room was hard. Including mine. Darn.

"Wait, wait," said Elena. "Teachable moment." She turned to me.

"I have no idea if we'll even go on a date, although I hope we will. But if something develops, you need to understand that sex and love in our world are not the same thing. You should fuck Amy. Right now. Right there." She pointed at a lounge.

"You will never, ever, have better, and we're all damn good at it," said Elena. She stood up and pulled me over to the lounge. She took Amy's hand and pulled her over too. Elena laid down, but backwards and Amy kneeled over her. Then they started licking each other and doing things I wasn't aware were possible.

Amy looked over her shoulder and wiggled that amazing ass.

"Fuck me, hard," said Amy. "Elena will lick us both."

I did and Elena did. I now understand the word transcendent. I lasted a long time, given how many times I have cum, but Amy was clear that I should give Elena a facial. That seems inappropriate.

"Facial," thought Elena, which is weird. "Trust me." Well that was it and I pulled out. It was a surprising amount of cum. Amy rolled off and everyone stared at me.

Oh.

I crawled up on the lounge and licked off a lot and swallowed it.

"It's more fun if you kiss it to her," said, well, everyone.

So, I did. It took almost an hour. That might have been because everyone stood around us and just as I would get her clean, someone would cum on us. I think Bob enjoyed the handjob from Mom. My mom. I think Dad enjoyed the handjob from Morgan and Sophia. Amy was blowing Antonio and Blake.

At the same time. Then they came all over us. Finally, they were all tapped out and we were too. I collapsed next to Elena.

The next thing I knew, I woke up and it was dark. Elena and I were still on the lounge but covered up with a light blanket. She was lying on her side, with her hand on my chest, gently snoring.

But I had a problem. I really needed to pee. I have no idea where the bathroom is.

"Down the first hall, first door on the left," said Elena. "Unless you want to satisfy that fetish of yours and pee on me."

I just stared and she laughed softly.

"Get used to it," she said. She stood up, making the blanket fall. My God she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Truly stunning. I am sleeping next to a goddess.

"Keep it up dude, and I'll help you with your biggest fantasy," said Elena. "Although we kind of already did." She laughed. Damn it is a sexy laugh. She took my hand and dragged me down the hall into the biggest bedroom I have ever seen. We went straight through to the biggest bathroom I have ever seen. The shower could easily hold a dozen people.

"Sometimes it does," said Elena. I believe I am in heaven, with my angel. Somehow that got me the sweetest damn kiss.

But I really have to pee! Elena laid down on the floor of the shower.

"I don't know if I can do it," I said.

"Sure you can. We're in the shower. It will wash off," said Elena. "Trust me."

"Have you done it before?" I asked. She sat up.

That didn't help.

"Yes, I have, but not often. I think it is OK, but it doesn't do a lot for me, but if it does for you, then we can do it as often as you like," she said. "That's what you do."

I just let loose and she laughed. I covered her. Just covered her. Finally, I was all peed out, just as Elena moaned through a massive orgasm. She finally caught her breath.

"I guess I just hadn't been peed on by the right guy," she said, laughing.

"And I didn't get anything out of it," I said. I really didn't. She rinsed off and rinsed the floor and then pointed at me and then at the floor. Oh hell yes, I laid down. I'm 12, not stupid. She squatted over me and let loose all over my cock. It was warm and weird and somehow it made me cum.

"It looks like we just had your fantasy backwards," said Elena. "Although we won't waste one that way often."

She's talking a lot about future events. I am just loving it. We ended up washing each other and she showed me how to wash her hair and then washed mine.

I am smitten.

And I think I run a medical school that I am attending.

Did I mention that the carpet in the dressing room is really soft? Elena would only let me use two more though. One in the front, one in the back, plus cleanup. Then she showed me her toy closet.

I might be a little sore today. She's kind of an animal. I like that.

We took another shower and then she took my hand and we walked out of the bathroom and through the bedroom. Still naked.

"We don't really wear clothes inside," said Elena, with a smile. Then she squeezed my hand. We had to stop. That almost made me cum. Which made Elena laugh. We walked into the kitchen and everyone was up. I didn't get it, because it was the middle of the night.

"Dude, we were in the bathroom for almost three hours," said Elena. What? Oh. Yay!

Everyone was standing around or sitting at the huge kitchen table. Many had coffee or hot chocolate, although a lot of them had Coke Zero. These people like Coke Zero.

"Yes, we do," said Amy, who was at the stove, making bacon. Naked. That's guts. A lot of bacon. There was a heaping platter and almost everyone was stealing pieces of bacon. I walked over and reached for one and Amy slapped my hand. I pulled that hand back quickly and everyone laughed.

"You didn't say please," she said, in a stern mom voice. I know that voice. Mom laughed. Yes, she and Dad are still here. Still naked. It almost feels like we live here now.

"Not all of us," said Mom. "Not your Dad and me." She just left it hanging. Elena turned to me.

"Don't let them push you into anything," said Elena. "You are welcome to live here. I'm not always here, but when I am, I'd love to share your bed. The job comes with a house and it might as well be this one, unless you'd like to pick your own. This is a guest house too, so the bedrooms are almost always filled with fun people to fuck."

"Well, that's no good. Who wants to live in a house that is always full of fun people to fuck?" I said.

"You do dear," said Mom. "You do."

Well OK then. My mommy told me to do it. Wait, my mommy told me to do it.

"You'd be OK if I moved out of our house and moved in here," I said. Mom and Dad both laughed and looked around the kitchen. I wasn't sure if they were looking at the naked people or the giant kitchen.

"Both," said Elena.

Alright then.

Just then the doorbell rang, which seemed to startle everyone.

"Nobody knocks," said Elena. "It must be a delivery." With that, she walked towards the front door, still holding my hand, so I walked to the front door too. I would follow her anywhere. Then again, I'm a half step behind and my view is her cute little ass.

Which she just wiggled at me. That's why when she opened the door with us both naked, I was also hard.

Fun people.

Standing at the door was a young man and a young woman. They were probably in their twenties. They were in the uniform of a local moving company and a small panel truck was in the background. The woman had a clipboard and was clearly in charge. She looked at us and didn't even react. Honestly, that's a little disappointing. Elena laughed. I think she can read my mind. She just smiled at me and nodded. She also likes that I am showing off my cock.

How do I know that?

"We have a delivery for Nick?" she said. "Mostly bedroom belongings and clothes, I think. The young woman that was there told us that."

"Great," said Elena. "The master is at the end of the hall. When is your next delivery?"

"Just this one today. We don't normally deliver on a Saturday, but they made it worth our while," said the woman. They'd stepped in and Elena had shut the door, but not before waving at her neighbor.

Who yelled back that she liked my cock. She was easily in her seventies, but oddly appealing.

"Don't be ageist," thought Elena to me. "Trust me. You can learn a lot."

"I'd do her," I thought in my head.

"That's the spirit," she thought back.

They'd dropped off the boxes and come back into the foyer.

"If you'd like, you're welcome to spend the day with us," said Elena, walking into the kitchen with them, where everyone was naked and eating bacon. Amy was still frying more bacon. The young woman walked over and took a piece and ate it.

"I love good bacon," she said. She still had not reacted to the nudity.

"We've got a lot of fun planned for the day," said Elena. "We're going out on the boat and then we're all going to fuck each other."

"Sounds like a plan," said the young woman. Who then pulled off her t-shirt and dropped her shorts. Hey, this is the Bahamas. Shorts and a T.

The young man with her did the same. Elena smiled and went and took her hand. She looked at me. I hoped I was reading this right. I went and took his hand, which he seemed to take with some enthusiasm.

Elena led us back to the Master.

Elena tells me this entry is too long, so I should start a new one. I think that means you have to wait to meet Rory and Lexi.

Off to jail you

Orlando here. My time leading Russia was winding down. It had been crazy. Finding honest people was harder than finding the dishonest ones. The good news was they had plenty of prisons. Once we pulled out the political prisoners there was plenty of room for the corrupt. There sure were a lot of them. Most business leaders. The majority of judges. Darn near everyone in politics. We actually had to make compromises on their level of corruption, or no one would be left to run anything. A few bucks here and there and we would overlook it, but you had to stop.

Big money or felonies and you were toast. We partnered with the world court for the worst of them.

Including Putin.

And did we uncover things. In particular how people's businesses had been stolen from them. Luckily we found archives of ownership and had international teams winding everything back. Elections had been run at all levels and new people were growing into their role. The UN had stepped up with advisors particularly to supervise elections. The economy was turning around and we modeled democracy around the Danish model. Taxes were high but not as high as they had been. Services had been restored. Groceries were full and lines were a thing of the past.

OK a boring and short story but the big deal was I got to go home.

Finally. Oh, Grace had been with me a lot and even Valeria had. The fact that we were nontraditional was old news.

And Grace and I were married now. We had agonized over it given the circumstances, but it was easily and widely accepted. Heck even our older music got renewed interest and we were planning another tour.

With Camila. Oh, and tons and tons of guest musicians. We have a lot of friends and we would have surprises at each concert. Our promoters wanted us to do arenas but that wasn't us. We found smaller but still pretty big places. Our sweet spot was around 3,000 seats. Still not playing a club but cool.

I'll leave that story to another post.

Let's close this down. I am officially a retired politician now.

Yay.

Email me. Comments, ideas, and suggestions welcome

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