Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2000 01:54:59 -0400 (EDT) From: John Smith Subject: Celebrity/Boybands/lonelylance/chapter5 HEY ALL! OK, it's a day late, I am terribly sorry. I got home from work last night at 11 and I was just too tired to type. I came online and checked e-mail and went to bed. Yes, by the way, I am better. Thank you everyone who wrote me and asked how I was and told me to feel better. I love you all :). I was feeling so good I laid out today for 2 hours and now everyone is referring to me as the lobster. Gotta get ready to get my summer tan. Even my hands are burned. Oh well though. I was at 7-11 a while ago and I got some stuff. I got my strawberry frut cooler thing for the ride home. Then, I got myself a 24oz bottle of ice mountain spring water and my bag of Frito's Chili Cheese flavored corn chips. I love these things. Not as healthy as carrots, but oh well. Well I doubt the reason you came here was to hear my babbling. Questions, Comments, Complaints, Ideas, Whatever, EMAIL ME! I so dearly love e-mail. OHHH, by the way, because I am a lazy ass I lost all the e-mail addresses of people that wanted it early in their email so just email me with "lazy ass" in the subject and I will put you on the list. Sorry about the inconvenience. Legal Stuff: This material is not meant to be read by anyone under 18. If you're offended by literature with homosexual themes, go away! If not, read on. This is a work of FICTION. Therefore, the author makes no claims as to the sexual orientation of any member of *N Sync. Also, this is pathetic, I have Clumsy on repeat. Anywho, on with the show... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "OK Jimmy, I turned here, now what?" Steve asked. "Dude, stop with the Jimmy, I HATE THAT!" Lance screamed. "Whoa there tiger. Grr baby Grr, HA!" Steve said harassing Lance. "Dude you are so getting a beat down when we get to my house." Lance said as he punched Steve in the arm. "That hurt. Ya know I am the one driving. So if you value your life and millions of girls flocking after you everyday I suggest you keep your hands to yourself." Steve said "Justin." Lance said "What?" Steve asked Lance. "They flock after Justin. Well Justin and Josh. They get all the girls. Joey and Chris get some but Justin and Josh get the most." Lance responded. "Well that has gotta suck. I am sorry. But I guess it shows who the responsible one is." Steve said trying to make Lance feel better. "Hell yeah I am the responsible one. I swear to God. Mother Hen. I make sure everyone is up in the morning, everyone is at the hotel in the morning for that matter. I keep everyone to the schedule. Which is basically the publicists job. I am not trying to rat on you or anything. The guy we had before never did jack. It was all us." Lance said as he vented. "I see, have you guys ever gotten into a fight about any of this?" "Well yeah. Sometimes we will wrestle, no big deal. One time though, Joey and Justin got into it, really bad." Lance said "Are you serious? What happened?" Steve asked "Well, we were on the bus, where we always are when we are touring. It is fun sometimes but most of the time it is boring and a pain in the ass. You have absolutely no privacy whatsoever. Ya know where everyone is at all times. Either they are in the back relaxing, reading, TV or music. They are in their bunk sleeping. They are in the bathroom going to the bathroom or jacking off. Or they are u..." Lance said as he was interrupted by Steve. "Wait, did you just say jacking off?" Steve asked somewhat shocked. "Yeah, I guess it's just accepted. No one really says anything about it. It just happens. I think everyone has walked in on someone doing the deed, as you I am sure too. Last time I was in the bus was a couple months ago. We haven't been touring so we don't need it. The lock on the bathroom is broken and since the door automatically closes ya don't know if someone is in it or not." Lance said with no shame. "Well that's interesting, can't wait." Steve said a little embarrassed. "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. Yeah so if they aren't in the bathroom, they are in the kitchen eating area, eating or talking or playing games. Well anyway about Joey. Turn onto the expressway, go north." Lance said "Okie Dokie." Steve said to Lances command. "Anyway, so Joey and Justin got into one fist fight. One nasty fist fight. No one won, well I will take that back, Justin got a broken nose, but no one won cause nobody wins when fists are thrown. So Joey was in the bathroom pleasuring himself, Justin knew what he was doing in there. So Justin asks Chris to borrow his Polaroid. Chris says OK and gets it out of his cupboard and gives it to him. Justin opens the door of the bathroom and snaps a photo of Joey jerkin off. Joey gets so pissed, we had never seen him that pissed, and we had seen him pissed off before, but nothing like this. So he pulls up his pants and goes after Justin. So here we are in our bus somewhere at 11:30 at night in the middle of Nevada going 70 mph with Joey chasing Justin around. You really can't chase anyone though. The bus is big but there is nowhere to go. I knew this wasn't good so I told the driver to stop the bus and he did." Lance said "God that must have sucked." Steve said "Yeah it did. Joey was yelling so many words it wasn't even funny. So finally Joey gets Justin cornered in the front of the bus, either he confronts Joey or he gets the hell off the bus. The dumbass decides to confront Joey. As he steps toward Joey he realizes what the hell he is doing and turns around and runs out the door. Joey reaches his arm out and grabs Justin's pants. He was wearin the exact same kind as you. Adidas tear away track pants. Black too." Lance said "Interesting." Steve said. "Yeah, so he grabs his pants and yanks them off. Well Justin still keeps going. Justin wears boxers but he also has a thing for thongs. They are so damned uncomfortable but he likes them. So as Joey is pullin them off he trips on the stairs and falls off the bus and lands on his back. I was holding back Joey, but he is bigger than me and as soon as Justin got to his feet he got away from me. So there is Joey and Justin standing on the side of the road, one in a red thong and a wife beater, the other shirtless in boxers with his dick poking through the front of his boxers. It was hysterical. The first punch was thrown by Joey and cracked Justin right in the face. The punch that broke the idiots nose. Justin has no clue how to fight so he kicks Joey right in the balls and Joey falls to the ground. As he is going down he grabs Justin's arm and pulls him down with him. Get off at the next exit." Lance said interrupting his story. "OK. Oh My God! That is hilarious. So what happened?" Steve inquired "Well by now JC is awake and he realizes what is going on and so he, Chris, and I go out and pick them up and we separate them. Chris and I take Joey to the back and calm him down and JC stays up front with Justin. Well we ended up having to go to the hospital to get Justin's nose set. They apologized. That was that. I look back and laugh but I was so pissed." Lance finished. "Well then it really wasn't a fist fight, just a fight?" Steve asked. "Yeah, basically. OK you need to make a left up here and my house is the third on the right." Lance said. "Well it's 7:30, I think we made pretty good time. You live kinda far away from Orlando, it was like a 45 min drive here." Steve said. "I like it out here. It's away from everyone. It's not like its the wilderness, but there is privacy and solitude. Not that solitude is a good thing, but sometimes it's best to just be left alone." Lance said. "Yeah, you are right. However, I wish I could find someone. I know what solitude is like and now I want to get rid of it, I want to see what it's like to not be lonely for once. Sorry, I am babbling." Steve finished "No, it's OK, I enjoy talking to you. It's weird, I just met you and It seems like I have known you forever." "Yeah I feel the same way. We have a lot in common. I have like no friends down here, I never have really had the time to make them. It is nice to finally have made one." "Steve, you don't know how many friends you have made. All the guys are gonna be your friend. Plus all the nice friendly reporters and journalists." Lance said the last part with sarcasm. "Oh boy am I looking forward to them." Steve said. "I bet. OK slow down, my house is right there, pull in the driveway. Well this is it, home sweet home." Lance said "This is a really nice house. Well the outside is. I guess I will see the inside in a minute." Steve said. "OK, It's a little messy, can you hold the pizza for a sec, I have to get my keys out." Lance said as he handed Steve the pizza. "Ya know I love the winter and the dark is cool except when you forget to leave any lights on and you can't find the right key." Lance finished. "Ha, I totally agree with you. I hate it when I can't find my keys." Steve said. "Ah I got it. Welcome to my humble abode." Lance said as he opened the front door to his house. (OK, so I really like this house so we will just call this Lances house OK? OK good...http://www.michaelholigan.com/Shopping/HSProduct.asp?v=1&planid=HH%2D1 04&mode=S&mscssid=LDH4UGVM34S92MBC00A3H206K2S79TBA) "OK where should I put the pizza?" Steve asked Lance as he turned on the outside lights and the lights in the foyer. "Straight back to the right is the Kitchen. Let me grab the movies off the top so you don't drop them. I have to use the bathroom and then I will be right out." Lance said as he went into the bathroom and Steve headed into the kitchen. When Lance came out Steve was goin throught the cupboards. "Sorry I am going through your stuff, I am lookin for plates." Steve said. "It's ok, they are in the cupboard to the left of the sink. Glasses are in the one to the right of it. What do you want to drink, pop, juice, milk, water?" Lance asked. "Water sounds good actually." Steve said. "OK, I have filtered water in the fridge, I think I will have water too, can you hand me the glasses please?" Lance politely asked. "Why sure I will kind sir. Someone is using their manners." Steve said as he handed Lance the glasses. "Thanks, I try sometimes, your lucky I guess. Uhm Steve, would you like me to put your jacket away?" Lance asked "Yes, please, that would be very nice of you." Steve said to Lance as he took off his jacket and handed it to Lance. When Lance got back they ate dinner and drank their water in silence. Both men were hungry after a long day. By the time they were done it was 8 O'clock. "Well Steve, which movie would you like to watch first?" "I say You've Got Mail, then Sleepless, then City of Angels. Is that ok?" Steve asked Lance "Fine by me." Lance said. "Good deal." Steve said. They both got up from the table and headed into the family room. "How romantic Jimmy, a fireplace and a loveseat!" Steve said making fun of Lances barren Family room. "You can just shut your mouth. I Haven't had the time to furnish every room yet, but check this out." Lance said as he picked up a remote off the end table next to the loveseat. He pointed it to the fireplace, pushed a button and it turned on. "Cool, huh?" "It's neat. I like real fires better, but it's cool." Steve said. Lance went and turned on the TV and then he went and sat next to Steve on the loveseat. At nine the phone rang and Lance ran into the study to get it. Steve stayed on the loveseat and watched the movie. "Hello" Lance said "Yo Lance, it's Josh." "Hey Josh, what's up?" "Nothin, I Just got in about a half hour ago and I figured I would call mother hen to check in." "Shut the hell up!" "Whoa Lance, easy there buddy. I can see someone is in a better mood. Did you do anything with Steve?" "Yeah he is here right now. We are watching movies." "Cool. I am glad you are feeling better. Dude" "Yeah Josh?" "How come you are in such a good mood all of a sudden? For the past couple months you have been shutting everyone out and really quiet, now all of a sudden I get a shut the hell up and you are socializing. What happened?" "Josh, look, I trust you a lot, probly the most out of anyone else. But now I really don't want to get into this. Please Josh." "Lance, I care a lot about you, we all do, we are practically brothers. I do not like seeing you upset. And I do not like seeing you hurt. Now I am just gonna guess here, and if I am wrong you can be mad at me, but I seriously do believe I know what is wrong with you." "OK Josh, what is wrong with me?" Lance said getting a little pissed. "Well, uhm, I think you are gay. It's the little things, you never have a girlfriend. You're a virgin Lance! Seriously, you would have gotten laid at least once. I mean I don't go out like Justin but even I get laid every now and then. So Lance please just tell me if you are or not. It won't change anything between us, but I need to know." Josh said. There was a moment of uncomfortable silence. "Yes, I am Josh. I have known I am for a couple years now. I haven't told anyone because I am scared Josh. I have had girlfriends before and they never worked. I want to find a guy to make me happy. I have been so lonely, you don't even know Josh, so don't even say you do. It's so hard Josh." "Lance it's gonna be OK. Thanks for telling me, I won't tell any of the guys, I will leave it to you to do that. Hang in there. Remember I am here for you." "Thank you so much Josh, I feel a lot better now." "No problem, one more thing." "What's that?" "Don't do anything stupid." "I won't, I promise. But I better get going, I have been gone for like 15 minutes and I think that Steve is gonna be a little pissed." "Hey, wait, is Steve gay?" "Yes Steve Gay." "Are you serious? That would be so perfect, I saw how you two clicked earlier. How did you find out?" "We went to his house. I can't believe I am telling you any of this. He had to change so I went on his computer to check my e-mail. Well I was nosy and I went into his account and I read one of his e-mails. One of his friends was saying that it was OK that he is gay and stuff." "Wow. Well cool, don't push anything. Get to know eachother. Be friends. OK?" "OK, I know, but seriously, I have to get going. I will talk to you later." "OK, Later dude." "Bye" With that lance hung up the phone and turned around there was Steve standing in the door way. Lance immediately realized what had just happened by the angered look on Steve's face. "Hi Steve. I was just on the phone with JC. He called and said he made it in ok." Lance said hoping Steve had not heard his conversation. "Don't Hi Steve me you mother fucker." Steve yelled at lance... TBC... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh the fun I get from not saying anymore. Chapter 6 out by Sunday night. E-mail me Spifty214@email.com. If there are any stories in the archive you think I would like e-mail me and tell me. I am always lookin for good ones. Well have a great day. Luv YA! Sorry again about the e-mail. Remember lazy ass. I just drank 48 oz of water, I need to pee!