The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show - Episode 11
"The Elle's First Butt Fuckin' Show"

Written by: TVM (


** Disclaimer: This story is purely fantasy and is based on the fictional life of real celebrities. The events portrayed in this series (although I wish) are not an accurate depiction of the star and or stars real lives. Any reposting or archiving without written permission is an infringement on the copyright of this series. So in other words You damn well better ask before you steal it.**

Starring: Jamie Lynn Spears (18) & Kristen Alderson (18)

Guest Stars: Elle Fanning (11)


"Next on Taboo TV is an all new episode of the number one half hour reality show on cable TV that airs Tuesday's at 9:00" Doc said over the credits of 'Pinch Me'. Me and Summer giggling as usual. "Well it's true!"

"I'll bet is it dumbass" Summer giggled as she sat in front of me and wrapped in my arms. Both of us watching as the logo came up from a now blank screen and looked to be about ready to crash into the screen but stopped short. Grinning, yes the logo grinned, and then kissed the TV screen and flew away like a butterfly as Summer and I laughed at the silliness of the graphics.

"Ladies and gentlemen please bare with us as we will be presenting a different type of episode tonight" Doc announced. "None of the normal witty banter tween I and my lovely cohort in stupidity, Jamie Lynn. Tonight we present an episode that was taped following Jamie Lynn's accident, a scooter accident that almost broke her ankle. So anyway, I'll be providing the clever commentary as we work our way through tonights events."

That announcement came as quite a surprise but in reality this is what I love about this series, it's never the same old episodes week after week. Always something different. And tonight would definitely be different. Beginning with a commericial break to plug the main sponsor of this episode, and an old friend of Taboo TV's, Panama Mack Suntan Lotion. The classic commercial followed...

Fading from the logo of Panama Mack's to a short scene with a naked Mackenzie Rosman laying on her back in the shade and a naked Hayden Panettiere sitting across her thighs and smearing the lotion all over Mackenzie's flat sexy stomach. That scene fades into one now in the bright sunlight as we see Hayden now between Mackenzie's thighs licking away as Mackenzie shakes gently in a wonderful orgasm, prompting the announcer to say, "Panama Mack's Suntan Lotion for those times when cumming in the shade is just not an option." The 'Panama Mack' logo rolls back on the screen and away again.

Bringing us to a shot from inside the house, Jamie Lynn's, and zooming in on the front door just as it opened and in hopped Jamie Lynn with Kristen trailing her and looking almost depressed. Jamie Lynn hopping past the camera and into the bedroom, as we followed, and crashing down on the bed. Kristen stopping at the door.

"OWWWWWWWW fuck that hurts" Jamie Lynn cried as she rubbed her ankle. "Who knew a sprained ankle could hurt like this."

"Doctor said you'd be OK in a few days or a week" Kristen offered. "I'm sorry."

"Will you please fucking stop apologizing already?" Jamie Lynn snapped in frustration.

"This is what is known in the Spears family as a Britney" Doc said. "You attack the one person in the world who cares about you."

"I'll just go and let you rest" Kristen said.

"Damn it, Kris, I'm sorry" Jamie Lynn said in a pleading voice. "Can you please just stay with me? I can hardly walk and for once I'm not afraid to ask."

"It's my fault you're hurt" Kristen said.

"Come over here?" Jamie Lynn asked as Kristen shrugged and came over and sat down by Jamie Lynn on the bed. Jamie Lynn kissing her cheek and making her half-smile. "For the last time, my ankle was not your fault. You were driving the scooter, I was the clumsy one who got my foot trapped under the wheel. You couldn't have stopped it."

"I still feel horrible" Kristen said solmely.

"OWWWW OWWWWWW" Jamie Lynn said as her ankle throbbed when she put the least bit of pressure on it. "This is not good. Will you stay with me? You will right?"

"Maybe" Kristen said as Jamie Lynn kissed her dead on the lips. "MMMMM OK then."

"So impossibly goofy" Jamie Lynn said and following it with a yawn. "I need some sleep."

"Want me to get you one of the pain pills the doctor gave you?" Kristen asked.

"That would be nice" Jamie Lynn said. Kristen reaching for the bag she had earlier carried in with her and dropped just inside the bedroom door and pulling out a pill bottle. "Here you go."

"Lay down with me for a while?" Jamie Lynn asked as she scooted backwards to the top of the bed and smiled when Kristen crawled up join her.

"They are so in love...sniff,'s beautiful...and I'm...ohmigod I'M SOOOOOOO LONELY...oh damn I said that over the mic..." Doc said as the logo rolled onto the screen and took us to a break. Summer and I laughing out loud at the over dramatic comments. (insert my usual comments about the commercials here). The usual four minutes passed and back up came the logo and away it went a few moments later. Revealing a rather surprising shot, one of Kristen now sitting alone on the couch on the set of the show.

"Hey guys, ummmmmmmm...I'm not sure how this is gonna go but with Jamie Lynn on the disabled list I don't see that we have much choice" Kristen said with a hopeful smile.

"You can't screw it up anymore than Jamie Lynn does" Doc offered.

"Do me a favor and shut up" Kristen said firmly. "Cause unlike Jamie Lynn I won't put up with your smart ass mouth Doc. Got that?"

"Yes ma'am" Doc said sheepishly as Kristen grinned confidently.

"Now welcome to the show everyone and I'm of course Jamie Lynn's ever horny co-host, Kristen Alderson" Kristen said. "And today I'm standing in for Jamie and...ummmmmm...Doc?"


"What do I do now?"

"How about handing out your fuck you of the week?"

"That's Jamie Lynn's style not mine" Kristen said. "So how about we just invite the guest on?"

"As you wish my horny queen" Doc said. "And today's guest is a very interesting choice. Don't you think?"

"UH huh, it's Dakota Fanning's little sister" Kristen said with a smile. "The horny little butt fuck doll?"

"Yes that would be her" Doc said. "And her little sister is who?"

"That would be Elle Fanning" Kristen said. "And she's WOW cute and well..."

"Momma like'em young" Doc added.

"Momma does like them young indeed" Kristen added. "Me and Hayden agreed on that when doing Cumming Out."

"Ladies and Gentleman please welcome Elle Fanning" Doc said. The camera zooming up and focusing on the ramp as the cute little pixie made her way through the curtains and smiled as she bounced excitedly down the ramp. Wearing a simple white t-shirt and rather tight shorts along with white sneakers. She was met at the bottom by Kristen with a hug and then a soft kiss.

"MMMMMMMMMM" Elle cooed. Then surprising Kristen when Elle's hands slid down and squeezed Kristen's ass cheeks.

"You little skank" Kristen said as she pushed a giggling Elle away in surprise. "Someone knows what she likes."

"My sister loves it, and I do mean loves it" Elle said with a horny smile. "Got to be something special about it."

"Say what?"

"I said Dakota likes ass" Elle repeated as she moved back in front of Kristen. "What?"

"I didn't expect you to be your sister" Kristen said as Elle grinned knowingly.

"I'm not yet but I intend to be" Elle said. "Care to help me learn?"

"MMMMMMMMMM yes I will baby" Kristen cooed. "And there's only one way to get good at butt fucking, you know?"


"MMMMMMM little Elle has to do it over and over again" Kristen said as the two grinned at each other. Kristen knowing now she didn't have to be in control and that excited her to no end.

"Exactly" Elle said and reaching around Kristen again and squeezing the girls ass in her fingers. "MMMMMMM I love doing that."

"MMMMMMMM" Kristen said as she kissed the younger girl softly and the camera zoomed in and showed their lips and tongue slowly massaging against the others as for a long moment or two. Then parting and grinning as Kristen smiled knowingly and took the girls hand and led her backwards to the couch and sat down. Kristen gently pulling down Elle's tight blue shorts and revealing a perfect smoothie on the cute girl and smiling as she lowered them down to the girls ankles and helping Elle step out of them. "MMMMMMM baby you're smoothie is so sweet."

"Never had any hair down there" Elle said with a smirk.

"MMMMMM I'm so lucky" Kristen commented as she pushed Elle's t-shirt up and encouraging the girl to lift it up and over her head. Elle tossing it aside and letting us see her nude for the first time. A breath taking beauty she is, smooth and milky white from head to toe and a flat chest with hard puffy nipples (no titties). Kristen definitely thought so as she carefully stroked her hands and up and down the girls body over and over as Elle leaned down to kiss her softly. Kristen's hand sliding between Elle's thighs and gently caressing her bare pussy as Elle now moaned into Kristen's mouth. "MMMMMMM I wanna lick that so bad, lay down for me?"

"You've got a dirty mind" Elle said as she sat down on the couch and Kristen grinned and slid to the floor. Spreading Elle's smooth thighs and starting to patiently lick the girls pussy softly up and down. Elle squirmed her hips as the pleasure began to flow. Stroking her fingers through Kristen's hair and clearing it from her eyes. Kristen's tongue working Elle's clit gently each time as she licked up and down. Elle's moans getting louder and more labored as the seconds ticked by. The camera moving in and peaking over Elle's shoulder as she rubbed at her hardened nipples over and over again and shook gently from Kristen's work on her pussy. "MMMMMMM that feels really good. I'm gonna cum."

"MMMMMMMM cum in my mouth baby" Kristen moaned before going back to work and got Elle to do just that only a second later. Elle tensing up and moaning as her cum oozed and bubbled out onto Kristen's eager tongue. The two kissing as Kristen rose, trading the yummy cum back and forth.

"You ready to give your first butt fucking baby?" Kristen asked. Elle smiled confidently as she took Kristen's hand and led her this time off to the bed on the other side of the set. It was easy to see now who was in total charge of this scene. Elle walked around to the nightstand and picked up the 'feeldoe' and handed it to Kristen. Kristen grinning as she sat down on the edge of the bed and carefully insserted the knob of the cock into Elle's tight little pussy. The knob vibrating making Elle's pussy walls begin to gently spasm. Elle taking hold of it and smiling as she stroked it agressively up and down. "MMMMMMM I love this fuckin thing already, it feels so good."

"We'll see how good it feels right after the break" Kristen said.

"We are not going to break" Elle said with a headshake. "You're gonna take those clothes off and we are gonna fuck."

"But..." Kristen said as she pointed to the camera and quickly gave in with a horny smile. Elle lifting Kristen's shirt over head and tossing it aside after a few moments. Watching with a smile as Kristen skinned her skirt down her thighs and kicked it away too. Then kissing the younger girl softly as Elle continually stroked her strapless cock. Kristen smiling as the two parted and she dropped to her knees and moments later took Elle's cock into her mouth and started to suck it. Elle's entire body tensing as the pleasure from the cock sucking was now flooded her body. "MMMMMMMMMMMM!"

"MMMMMMMMM OHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMM" Elle moaned urgently as the ridges on the cock's shaft worked her clit and her pussy spasmed around it's knob inside her. Moaning even louder when Kristen deep throated the cock. Kristen's lips touching the bare skin just above Elle's pussy and making the girl shake and moan in delight and prompting her to finally pull Kristen off. "Now it's time for me to give my first butt fucking."

"One sec" Kristen said as she rose and whispered something in the girls ear and Elle's eyes sprang open in interest as she nodded her head yes excitedly. Kristen kissing her as she took Elle's hand and to my shock led her away from the bed and up the ramp. The logo appearing a moment later as went to break and wondered what could possibly be going on back on the set of the show. (yadda yadda horrrible commercials) That thought being washed away when the logo re-appeared and folded away and we saw Elle and Kristen now standing in front of the double doors of the studio's exit leading to the parking lot. Softly kissing as Elle continued to stroke her cock up and down and moan into Kristen's mouth. "MMMMMMM you ready baby?"

"MMMMMMM uh huh I wanna be just like Dakota" Elle moaned as Kristen pushed the big double doors open and outside the pair went into the bright sunlight followed by the camera. Cars passing on the road in the background and even people wandering by as Elle and Kristen stopped by the first rows of cars and kissed once more. Elle then guiding Kristen to turn around and lean forward onto her hands as she leaned on the hood of a car. Bringing her leg up and propping her foot on the bumper. Elle finally moving in and lining her cock up with Kristen's asshole and sliding inside with a moan of pure pleasure. Pressing her thighs to Kristen's ass cheeks for a long moment. "MMMMMMMMM that feels like heaven."

"MMMMMMMMMM I know baby, now show me how good you are at butt fucking" Kristen moaned as Elle nodded her head and placed her hands in the middle of Kristen's back and started to slap her thighs at Kristen's ass cheeks as she butt fucked the older girl. A pounding rhythm developing then as Elle poured it on. The camera moving to a wide shot and showing the street in the background and the fact that Elle's sneakers were the only item of clothing either girl had one. Kristen and Elle's moaning getting louder as the sensations grew more intense for the pair. "MMMMMMMMM baby you've got a natural talent."

"MMMMMMMMM ohmigod Dakota was so right about butt fucking in the sunshine" Elle moaned as she took hold of Kristen's waist and pounded in and out of the girls backdoor now. Slapping her thighs louder at Kristen's ass cheeks and starting to glisten in the sunshine as her nude young body became covered in sweat. Kristen's body shaking as her pussy spasmed harder and harder and she moaned out loud as the sun beat down on both of them. The vibrating cock inside of Elle's sweet bald pussy was now driving her towards orgasm with every thrust she made. Her flat stomach bowing in a bit as her orgasm neared. "MMMMMMMMMM I love butt fucking you so much Kristen, MMMMMMMM I'm gonna cum, MMMMMMM I'm gonna cum so good."

"MMMMMMM me too, you're such a talented little girl baby" Kristen moaned in reply. Moans of orgasmic pleasure filled the air as Elle slid inside of Kristen's butt fuck hole a few last times and made both of them cum in the most wonderful way possible. A long few moments of orgasmic bliss followed until Elle slumped forward and held onto the hood for support. Pulling carefully out of Kristen's asshole and kissing her softly for the longest time. Moaning again when Kristen squated down into the catchers position and started to suck the girls cock. That though faded all to soon into a another commercial break.

Coming back from the break a few minutes later, we got a shock like none other. We were now in Jamie Lynn's bedroom and her and Kristen were naked and softly kissing on their knees on the bed. That wasn't the shocking part, that was revealed when the camera pulled back and showed Elle, waiting patiently with her cock (feeldoe again!) already in place, and stroking it slowly. Smiling as Jamie Lynn leaned into her as Kristen crawled forward and laid back and a moment later her and Jamie Lynn were in a 69 for Elle.

"MMMMMMMM come on sexy baby" Jamie Lynn moaned to Elle and smiled when the girl got behind her and eagerly lined her cock up with Jamie Lynn's asshole. A loud satisfied moan escaped Elle and Jamie Lynn's mouth as the cock then slid inside her asshole. Quite easily at that, as she soon pressed her thighs to Jamie Lynn's darkly tanned ass cheeks, showing the stark contrast of Jamie Lynn's skin tone and Elle's milky white. Kristen working over Jamie Lynn's pussy feverishly as Elle leaned forward over Jamie Lynn's back and placed her hands by Kristen's thighs as the butt fucking started in earnest. "MMMMMMMM yesssssss!"

"MMMMMMMM Jamie Lynn you feel so good to butt fuck" Elle moaned as she slapped her thighs at Jamie Lynn's ass cheeks over and over as she pumped her cock effortlessly in and out. The strapless cock, meaning no straps at all, really looks sexy as hell like that I commented to Summer. Kristen fucking her tongue in and out of Jamie Lynn's sweet tight little pussy and making it spasm like crazy as Elle continued her work on the girls asshole. A squeal from Jamie Lynn came a moment later as her pussy came closer and closer to a mind blowing orgasm. "MMMMMMM I love this so much. I wanna do this a lot more."

"MMMMMMMM OHMIGOD yessss baby you're gonna be doing a lot of butt fucking" Jamie Lynn moaned as her orgasm began. Elle above her moaned louder as her orgasm took over a few moments later and sent both into pure heaven for a few long wonderful moments. Elle slowing in Jamie Lynn's asshole and slumping forward and breathing ragid as she pulled out of Jamie Lynn's asshole. "MMMMMM god Kris you picked a good one this time."

"MMMMMMMM I know" Kristen said with a smile before she went back to licking Jamie Lynn's pussy.

"Wanna fill in for me a few a couple of episodes Elle?" Jamie Lynn asked. "Doctor says I need to stay off my feet."

"Can I butt fuck the guest stars?"

"Everyone of them!"

"MMMMMMMM fuck yeah" Elle said as she slid her cock once again inside of Jamie Lynn's asshole and started sawing in and out as the logo rolled across the screen and soon faded to a black screen.