Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:46:46 -0700 (PDT) From: Credulous Fool Subject: Weeds 4: Dear Diary (Part II) Hi everyone, this is my first attempt at slash-fiction, based on the ShowTime tv series "Weeds". Usual disclaimers apply, ShowTime hasn't promoted porn or paedophilia significantly more than other networks, nothing is implied about (merely believed about ;-) the actors, the characters or the nature of the universe which is often at odds with my head, so if you're too young, too narrow-minded or just plain easily offended by kinky free-for-all bi-sex - Go Away! Last chapter Shane found a new joy in heterofucking, now it's time to see what Silas had on his mind... **************************** Dear Diary, (Part II) When I last signed off I thought I was really tired, but after what Shane, Megan and I just put Uncle Andy through, I was dapper as an April rose in comparison! Mom went out for dinner with that Peter guy, and Lupita went home early, so it was just the three of us and Andy for dinner. Andy wanted to cook some Hungarian thing, but Shane, bless his soul, talked him into getting pizza seeing as it was Silas' movie night and that I had a really cool movie. Andy said, "Silas' movie night? I thought it was Shane's movie night?" Shane smiled like a little angel and explained, "No, this is different. Silas' movie night is more, documentary in style, you'll love it!" "What?! Documentary?" Uncle Andy affronted, "All right, all right, I'll order pizzas." He picked up the phone, "Silas, whatever we're watching better not be G rated," "yes I'd like to order two large pizzas," "or include aquatic mammals," "and two sodas and four sundaes," "or having any singing of any sort," "yes, everything on them to xxxx, in Agrestic," "you have something with Naked African chics?" "No, not you. I'll pay cash." Megan and I were breaking apart in laughter, and we went to the den and I loaded the teddy-bear cassette I'd gotten from Quinn before she left. I kicked off my shoes and took off my shirt and lay down on the side sofa pulling Megan onto me. Shane cuddled up to Andy, started touching his dick by accident, things like that, and you could see it made Andy really uncomfortable. Then the movie starts, and it's a girl's room and Quinn my ex comes in with a beautifull tall dark skinny guy, who she undresses to his underwear, a white thong that's nearly see-through. Then he takes off her shirt (obviously no bra) and starts sucking at her nipples. I peeked at Shane and saw he'd taken off his clothes staying in his white briefs, already boned. So was Uncle Andy. Then another boy comes in, and he looks just like the other one but maybe a bit thicker and more muscular, and his dick's hard in like a minute flat in his jeans so she pulls them off and see he's wearing the exact same thong except black. Shane has gotten Andy's zipper open and he's slobbering happily at the 8.5", while Andy looks mortified, afraid to look at me and Megan, unwilling to tear his eyes off the screen, Quinn now taking a brother at each end and they chat between them while she's trembling in contentment underneath. "This could be the end of our money problems," Uncle Andy whispered, "How many of them tapes do you have?" He tried to pull Shane off his dick but then he sees me come on screen all casual and hi-five the boys. Then Matteos pulls out of Quinns mouth and I give her a quick kiss before loosing my clothes and planting my dick in her mouth. I grab Matteos' dick and start wanking it (I think Uncle Andy forgot to close his mouth) then gave her mouth back to him and we alternated a while. After a few minutes Quinn made a sign and got up. She lay Lukas on the bed and stradled him, literally shoving her pussy on his cock. Matteos stood behind them and carefully pushed his dick up her ass. She said, "Come here," and I pushed back into her mouth, pulling her back and forth on my dick as Lukas shoved his sharp tongue up my ass. We held that positions for quite a while, filling her three holes almost together. Shane said, "He's going to come!" I jumped up (by now Megan had lost her underpants and she'd been sucking me like a pro so I was really hard) and said to Shane, "Get off! Get off! You'll ruin it!" I stood hard and wet above Uncle Andy and he said, "We could make thousands! Hundreds of thousands! You'll be a porn star!" I moved my cockhead on his lips and said, "You know, I think you could be right... but I'm too young to be a star," and pushed my full hard dick into his mouth. He was so horned up by now he suckled on me like a baby bird as I stroked in and out his mouth, closing his eyes and crooning (I bet he really likes it underneath). He didn't even notice that Shane pulled his hands back until he was cuffed ,and by then Megan had tied his legs together. "What's going on Silas, this isn't funny, I'm claustruphobic, you know, I'll suck you off if you want, c'mon, let me go." I stood to the side and pulled his face on my dick so he could still watch the screen as the next scene came on. "You see Uncle Andy," I said, "Shane has all this really cool bootleg software on his computer, so he can etch our faces away". Then he saw the movie coming on was him molesting Shane just earlier in the weekand tried to pull away, but I held his head firmly and kept pumping slowly. "But if anybody around here should be a porn star, it should probably be you. You, with your dark hair and dangerous blue eyes, we're probably going to have to do a bit of workout, but your skin's so beautiful." "Not workout!" Andy cried pulling from my cock, and I said, "C'mon, don't be a baby," and pushed back in. Then Andy felt Megan's soft lips wrapping around his cockhead and Shane licking at his balls, and he whimpered on my cock. I said, "You're going to help this family in a mature and responsible manner by allowing me and Shane to pimp you out. I'm head of this operation and there's nothing you can do, or we'll show Mom the tape. Hell, maybe I'll show Mom the tape anyway, and then she'll let me pimp you herself," and I started fucking his mouth, until I came so much that it dribbled down from his mouth onto his cock, where Shane and Megan licked it off. Shane felt contractions in Andy's balls and pulled Megan back, "He's gonna cum!" "You'll never get away with this," Uncle Andy said as I pulled from his mouth, "Oh! God! Would you please let me cum?!!" I smiled at him and said, "I think there's a lot you should be thinking about, seeing as you're going to be the be the best new product in Agrestic," and I pulled Megan to me and we had sex while Shane licked Andy and fucked his face and even rode him a couple of times (God! that tiny little ass looked tempting going up and down) but never let him come, even tho it meant slapping his dick hard a few times. The kid is, no doubt, a fucking genius. ... After about an hour from when we'd started, with Andy still tied down and begging to come while I licked the top of his cock and down the shaft, the doorbell rang with the pizza. I pulled on Megan's underwear, it wasn't frilly or anything, just a low cut silk black bikini, and my dick's stretching it all out real sexy, I was thinking maybe the pizza boy would be cute. Imagine my surprise when I saw it was Josh, the gay highschool kid who was one of my Mom's dealers, he was real cute. I opened the door all streaked with cum and cunt juice, and he said, "Good thing I left this last on my round, What are you guys up to?" I told him what we were doing to Andy and his cock inflated in his pants. "Can I get in on it?" he asked, already taking off his clothes, his dick pushing through his briefs and peeking out. He has such a beautiful cock, very long and purple with a dark red bush that contrasts against his baby-white skin. "Only paying customers today, but I can give you the house discount. How much for the pizzas?" "25 dollars," he said. "For $25 you can have him for an hour, " I said, "do whatever you want." Josh smiled urgently and said, "Let's go, I still have to go back and lock up the pizza place, the job is too good a cover to blow." When we entered the den I could see Megan was snuggled taking a nap while Shane lay up against Uncle Andy was jerking him lazily, "Can I pee in your mouth Uncle Andy?" "Not now, Shane," I admonished, "We have a paying customer. He gets dealer discount since he is so well connected." Andy looked at me with hate and desire. "Totally rad!" Josh said, pulling down his pants and putting his semi-hard cock into Andy's mouth, "Can I piss him? I didn't get a chance to go at work." "Sure," I replied, "Usually it's extra, but I'm counting on you to introduce our product to a whole lotta customers on your deliveries. We're gonna get him a webpage for ease of usage." Josh started pissing into Andy's mouth through his half-hardon, which you could tell was giving him a jizz. He sprayed out on Andy's face, in his mouth, down his chest and on his cock, then licked it off him, working his way down from his head to his now wet and salty pubes. "Don't let him come," I said, "He's still under probation." Josh licked Andy's hard 8.5" a few times then stood up and started pushing his dick quickly in and out of Andy's mouth, he has a great dick, skinny but almost 9" long. After a few minutes Andy's moaning like a bitch in heat, and I could tell Josh was getting close so I touched him and pointed to Andy's ass. He smiled and turned Andy over like a toy and thrust his dick in without losing a stroke. That was poetry in motion that was! He fucked Andy's ass quickly as I kissed him, and he pulled out when he finally came, spraying all over Andy's chest and stomache and cock. "That was intense, man! Thanks, I really have to go," he said. I kissed him still in Megans underpants, my dick now poking out the top, as he opened the door I and told him he was welcome to come for round two after he closed up shop. I walked him to his bike still hard, and explained about how seeing as Uncle Andy was so new at this, we could probably arrange for a freebie in exchange for some instruction. He smiled from under his helmet and grabbed my dick, "I'll be back later." ... Finally, it's two and half hours later, Shane's coming his third dry cum in Andy's throat, and Megan says to me, "Time to put him out of his misewy" and I smile and she pulls Andy still tied onto the bed and starts riding his long dick. I tell Shane and he sits his eleven year old ass on Uncle Andy's face and in no time Andy's lapping away happily. I shove a finger up Andy's ass and he groans. I tell him, "Just so we're clear. You're. my. bitch." I stand up behind Megan, nibbling her neck and running my fingers over her nipples, and push into Andy, fucking him like a madman. I can hear him moan, "Yes, boy... Anything, boy... You're so good to me... Please let me come in your beautiful deaf girlfriend... Please, I'll do it all... Can I come in her?" I tell him, sure, she's pregnant anyway, and Megan reaches orgasm again just as he fills her cunt, screaming with the release. We held him off for another two hours before letting him cum again, Josh came by and came not once but twice, once up his ass and again in his mouth, and we all left him asleep tied up in the livingroom for the night. Shane asked Josh to please sleep with him, said he was afraid of the dark, probably wants his early morning protein, that kid is such a cock-hound sometimes. Can't really blame him I suppose, guess he takes after his uncle :) It's been one hell of a day, ever as always, silas **************************** This series goes back to season 1, comments are always welcome.