Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2014 22:47:44 -0400 (EDT) From: DOGG Subject: Harmless Flirting HARMLESS FLIRTING Written by Eugene Marvin –aka- NPhillydogg@aol.com It started out as friendly flirting and petting! I was out with my wife [Linda], having drinks at an upscale bar in town after dinner and a show one night, when I noticed a man eyeballing her as she walked to the ladies room! Men often ogled my wife [30, 5'7", 155 lbs with broad shapely hips, black shoulder length hair, pale skin, and a cute rounded face], so it didn't bother men when I saw him checking out her ass when she walked by! I saw him casually reach down and cup his crotch, adjusting his manhood as she disappeared into the ladies room! He lifted his glass up to his lips, then happened to look back at me sitting at the table! Our eyes met as he smiled, then raised his glass higher and tilted his head to me as if to say `cheers'! I nodded back silently, amused by his guile as he KNEW she was with me! The waitress came over and asked to refresh our drinks, so my attention was distracted for a moment as I reached into my wallet to retrieve my credit card, when I looked up again Linda was talking to the man at the bar! The waitress took my credit card, as I watched Linda blush and giggle before walking back to our table...! "Who was that...?" I asked casually [trying not to sound jealous]! "Who...?" asked Linda [playing dumb], after returning to the table! "Oh...the man at the bar...?" she asked, "He just gave me a compliment, is all...!" she said, keeping it to herself! I got curious! "What did he say...?" I asked. "Nothing...really..." she said, taking a sip of her drink! I chuckled, trying not to look annoyed... "Then WHY can't you tell me...?" I asked! Linda huffed! "Why Grant...I DO believe you're jealous...!" she smiled! "No I'm not...!" I defended, laughing awkwardly! "Yes you are...!" she challenged, looking over at him! "And I can SEE why..." she added, "...he IS quite attractive...in a rugged, VIRILE kind of way!" "Oh, and I'm not...?" I laughed [standing: 5'10", 165 lbs with brown hair, med build, clean shaven]! "You're not bad..." said Linda, giving me a 4 out of 5 stars, "...but he's a bad boy..., I can tell just by looking at him...!" she said, eyeing him up and down! Just then he turned around and caught us looking, and lifted his glass to let us know! Linda lifted her glass as well, then took another sip! "You're flirting with him!" I accused, amused by her bluntness in front of me [Linda was usually more reserved in public, must be the alcohol]! "There's nothing wrong with a little innocent flirting...!" she said, looking back at me! "So long as I go home to YOU...!" she added, as if throwing me a bone! "Uh huh..." I smiled, knowing she would be a handful when we got in bed tonight! "I have to go take a leak...!" I said, getting up from my seat! "Try not to have an affair on me before I get back!" I joked, heading into the men's room! Our `friend' at the bar turned around to face me as I walked up...! Our eyes met and lingered as I smiled politely before walking right by him, headed for the men's room! I could just imagine what might be going ON out there without me as he and Linda continued to flirt from across the room! I have to admit I found it somewhat arousing that men found my wife attractive, knowing that they wanted her but couldn't have her! I was standing at one of the urinals [taking a leak] when someone entered and walked up right beside me! I happened to look over, and nearly gasped when I noticed it was the guy from the bar! Up close I could see he was a little older than he looked from afar: about 40ish, 5'11", 175 lbs with dark hair [a slight sprinkle of salt about the sides and temples], a thick mustache and a rough 5 o'clock shadow...! He glanced over and caught me looking, as I quickly cast my eyes back down into my own urinal and continued peeing...! "Hi, I'm Hunter..." he said, reaching his hand up over the small privacy wall shielding us from seeing each other's cocks! "...I seen you sitting out there with that cute brunette...!" "Linda..." I said, reluctantly shaking his hand [I had to wash my hands anyway]...! "...my WIFE!" I clarified [in case he didn't know]! "I'm her HUSBAND, Grant...!" "Oh...you're married...?" he said, sounding somewhat disappointed! "I was hoping yall were brother and sister, or just friends, or coworkers or something...!" "Nope. We're married!" I said proudly, believing it to be the end of all the flirting! "You're a lucky man..." he said, looking down at his dick as he peed! "...she's a looker!" he complimented! "Nice figure...fine ass...perky tits..., uh, you don't have kids, do you...?" he asked! "uh, no..." I answered, unsure how I felt about the perverse description...? "Yeah...I can tell..." he continued, "...her tits still sit upright, like they ain't been bogged down carrying milk for the children! I can tell through that slutty cocktail dress she's wearing, she's got a nice rack! You don't mind putting your wife's tits on display for men like me to look at...?" `I didn't...' [I thought], `...until now...!' Having heard enough, I tucked my cock back into my pants and flushed, heading over to the sinks to wash my hands...! "Oh...did I offend you...?" he asked, flushing right after me! "I didn't MEAN nothing by it...really..." he said [sounding like he wanted to apologize], as I turned towards him to hear him do so, he added... "...I just...know a SLUT when I see one!" he said, much to my surprise! "She's a HOT one, believe me...!" he continued, ignoring my shocked facial expression! "I can tell she's not getting enough cock at home...! Her ass was just BEGGING for me to TAG it when she walked by me earlier...her perky tits bouncing freely under that low cut spaghetti strap dress she's wearing..." he trailed off, as if picturing it again in his head...! "...really got my COCK all worked up...! Want to feel it...?" he asked! I immediately left the men's room, `fuck washing my hands' [I thought]...! "We're leaving...!" I said to Linda when I returned to the table moments later! "Really...? But...why..." she asked, looking disturbed as I grabbed up my blazer...! "...we haven't even finished our drinks...!" "Yes we have...!" I insisted [putting on my jacket], before feeling a strong hand slap down on my shoulder like Hercules...! "You're not rushing off on MY account, are you Grant...?" asked Hunter, suddenly standing beside me! "No..." I lied, uneasily...! "...we, uh...we have to get going...!" I said, shaking his hand off my shoulder! "Well...at least let me get yall a drink first...!" he said, signaling for the waitress! "That won't be necessary..." I said, motioning for my wife to get up! "I insist!" said Hunter, grabbing my shoulder again, but THIS time squeezing it hard as he added pressure! I took a deep breath, then sat down...! Hunter invited himself to sit down with us as the waitress came over! "Give us all another round, will ya darling...?" he asked politely! "What's wrong...?" asked Linda, sensing my frustration! "It's not HIS fault, Linda..." said Hunter [as if he knew us], defending me! "...I ran into him in the restroom, and couldn't help telling him how attractive I thought his wife was...!" "Oh, is THAT all...?" laughed Linda, looking at me for confirmation! "Well...I may've gone a little too far with just how beautiful I thought you looked...!" he added [staring directly at her cleavage], flirting again right in front of me! Linda blushed... "Get your coat, we're out of here...!" I said, getting up! "SIT DOWN!" snapped Hunter, making me sit immediately! I had no idea WHY I reacted so split second to his command, but I found myself sitting like a little boy in grade school, my heartbeat racing as if I'd just pissed off my second grade teacher! The drinks came, and Hunter made Linda and me drink rather we wanted to or not! Linda wanted to, I didn't! Hunter went ON to tell her how pretty she looked in her dress, and how disappointed he was to find out she and I weren't brother and sister! Linda ate it all up, giggling, laughing, and drinking every drink he had sent to our table! Before I knew he had scooted himself around to HER side of the table, sitting closer to her! When I saw Linda blush and push his hands away [avoiding looking at me], I knew he was touching her legs under the table! Linda made no attempt to inform me, and I could easily tell she was getting turned on by his obvious advances [her nipples were poking straight through her dress]! Whenever I made an attempt to end the evening, Hunter would give me an angry look, shutting me down immediately! I was scared of him! Like Linda said [earlier], he was a bad boy, we both could tell! But to WHAT degree...? I noticed the bar starting to clear out, as it was starting to get kind of late on a week night! Linda and I both had to work tomorrow, and needed to be home in bed soon! I looked around the room [noting how scarce the place was starting to look], then looked down at my watch before looking back across the table to my wife, and saw Hunter with his hairy face buried in her neck, whispering in her ear! Linda's eyes were half closed, her hands clenching her drink as she started to tremble...! At first I thought Hunter was threatening her, but upon closer inspection I noticed her biting her lower lip [sensually], as sure sign of her arousal! I wondered what on earth could he be whispering to her that has her so excited...? Then something told me to LOOK under the table! I quietly leaned to the side and lifted the table cloth to see Hunter's hand buried between my wife's legs, his hand actually buried down INSIDE her panties, his fingers [no doubt] stuffed in her cunt! "Linda!" I called, as Linda's eyes shot open, staring back at me in shocked disbelief! Her mouth dropped open to say something, but nothing came out...! I watched Hunter pull his hand from my wife's panties, then openly sniff his fingers before licking them [tasting my wife's cunt]! "Listen Grant..." he said [sternly], leaning in across the table to speak privately! "...I think your wife's HOT...and she's really hot to trot right now...! I'm going to take her into the men's room and eat her cunt real good for her! You have any objections to that...?" "YES..." I answered, unable to believe my ears...! "...that's my wife...!" "Not for the next 20 minutes...!" said Hunter, getting up from the table [I could easily SEE his big cock bulge through his pants close-up], holding out his hand for my wife's permission...? Linda glanced at Hunter's awaiting hand, then looked back over at ME, and slowly raised her hand into Hunter's, getting up with him! "I'm sorry, Grant...we'll only be a few minutes..." she reasoned, as he wrapped his arm about her waist and escorted her away! I couldn't believe this was happening! I turned around to watch Hunter escorting my wife into the restroom area, the bartender giving him a knowing smirk and a quick nod of the head [acknowledging another conquest] before looking back at me and diverting his eyes [pretending to wipe up the counter]...! I sat at the table, looking back at my wife's empty chair! Did she really just walk off with another man to get her pussy ate? I couldn't believe the audacity! Did she really expect me to still be sitting here when she returned...?! I got up and reached for my wallet, tossing a few bills on the table [for a tip] and headed for the door! I halfway across the room when I stopped! That was MY WIFE! Why was I the one leaving...?? I turned back around and headed for the restroom, determined to rush in there and pull my wife away from that madman! The bartender watched me storm pass as I headed into the men's room! There was a man already in there, standing by one of the closed stalls as he tried to peer through the cracks! When he saw ME come in, he hastily walked out, embarrassed! I figured he must have seen Linda and Hunter enter that stall, and was trying to SEE what they were doing...? I walked over to the closed stall [there were only 2] and knocked... "Linda...?" I called, hearing her groan in response! My cock started to stir... "20 minutes, Grant...!" yelled Hunter, ignoring me! I backed away, leaning back against the sinks, facing the stalls! I could SEE Linda's high heeled shoes facing away from me, spread wide apart! I could also SEE Hunter kneeling before her on his knees, his face obviously stuffed up in her cunt as he ate her standing up! I could hear Linda starting to groan loader, uncaring whether or not I was there! I heard her body back into the door several times, then I saw one of her feet disappear as Hunter lifted it up over his shoulder to get deeper access inside her! "Oh god...!" gasped Linda, squirming back against the door as he ate her more! My own cock grew hard in my pants! I couldn't resist reaching down to caress it, feeling it throb under the touch! She sounded so HOT in that stall! I knew Hunter was enjoying her cunt [her taste], as he reached down and undid his pants, freeing his erection! I saw his cock flop out between his legs, touching the floor! I did a double-take as I squatted down for a better look! He slowly stroked it with one hand while he ate her! His cock was huge, at least 10 inches long, and hard! I knew Linda would LOVE it if she saw it! I don't know WHY I expected him to only EAT Linda's cunt like he said, but I knew my wife was in for something far more ominous when he suddenly stood up...! "No..." said Linda, resisting...! "...it's too BIG...my husband's only 8 inches...! No...don't...OH...OHHH...OOOOooohhhhh..." she groaned as he slipped it to her! There was a moment of absolute silence [I guess as he buried his tool inside her], then I heard her start to wail...! "OOooooohhh fuck me...! Fuck me...! Yes! Yes! Do it! Fuck my cunt!" "Yeah...THIS is what you wanted the whole time, isn't it, you dirty slut...?" he asked, his feet facing me as he fucked her, her one foot still facing away from me, the other still in the air to give him maximum depth! "You wanted me to FUCK YOU the whole time you sat with your loser husband, didn't you...? Admit it, cunt!" "YES..." answered Linda, vehemently! "...YES, I wanted you to fuck me...! You looked so sexy sitting there...! So cocky! I...sure of yourself! I knew you'd be a great fuck!" "Yeah...I knew YOU would too, baby!" said Hunter, pulling Linda's other leg up as he leaned her in against the stall door and started slamming into her, causing the door to buckle under their combined weights! It sounded like someone was trying to break through the door! That's probably what it sounded like out in the bar, because the bartender came rushing in [likely expecting to find me and Hunter fighting], only to find ME leaning against the sinks stroking my exposed erection...! He stood there for a moment [taking in the scene], watching me jack off while listening to Hunter fuck my wife! He laughed to himself, then motioned for me to come with him... "Let's go, man..." he said, waving me over [as I tucked my cock back in my pants]... "...let's give them their privacy...!" I followed the bartender back out to the bar, where he gave me a free drink "on the house...!" I thanked him, then downed it all in 2 gulps! "Man...you really needed that, eh...?" he asked, pouring me another! "Never saw your wife fuck another man before...?" he asked, as I downed the second drink! "No..." I choked, feeling the alcohol burn through my chest! "She really wanted it, man..." said the bartender, pouring me another drink! "...you could just TELL by the way she sashayed in here like she owned the joint...! She was LOOKING for cock!" I stared at the bartender [wishing I could punch him in the face, but he was bigger than me]..., before downing the third drink! "Hunter's in there giving it to her GOOD..." he added, looking back at the men's room, longingly...! "Wish it was ME in there...!" he added, reaching down to grope himself...! "Mind if I go have sloppy seconds...?" he asked, looking back at me! I was speechless...! Just then Hunter walked out, zipping his pants with a cocky look on his face...! "Pour me a drink, Hal...!" he said, taking the corner seat [ignoring me completely]! "How WAS she...?" asked Hal, pouring Hunter his drink! Hunter pushed his fingers under Hal's nose... "Damn...!" responded the bartender, just as Linda came out of the men's room [walking funny]...! She walked right BY me and headed towards the exit...! I quickly followed, grabbing her coat from the coat-check girl...! "Linda...?" I called, meeting her outside! The air was brisk, as I gently placed her coat over her shoulders and handed the valet out ticket...! "Are you alright...?" I asked, concerned! "Did he...?" I paused, "Did he...HURT you...?" I asked, wondering if he'd FORCED his way onto her after I left...? "I...I don't want to talk about it...!" said Linda, as the valet drove up with our car! I opened the passenger's seat, escorting my wife inside before walking around to the driver's side [passing the valet a generous tip]...! Getting behind the wheel, I strapped in [as did Linda], then drove off, headed home...! __________________________________ This story writing by EUGENE MARVIN aka NPHILLYDOGG@aol.com __________________________________________ To leave comments, questions, and/or suggests, write me at address above, or hit me up on Facebook for updates on what I'm currently working on.