Date: Sat, 16 Jun 2018 22:14:00 -0600 From: Rich Dugan Subject: Sex on the Beach - Bisexual Encounters Sex on the Beach by David Haller McKenney – An ethnographic oral history featuring Black's Beach in San Diego, California. This story is totally true. Darren & Donica were a young couple. She was this totally gorgeous little skinny thing that was a total nympho that just wanted the big cock. She found Darren with his monster cock. He was at least nine inches. Donica was one of these chicks that wanted to have the dude with the biggest cock, but she liked to do threesomes, you know, with dudes that had big cocks. She was like totally into doing them at the same time. I should have done the threesome with them, they wanted me to. They really wanted me to. She was into that. She thought I had a good body. I was all hard bodied back then, really really in good shape, nice, I had really solid chest muscles and was all hard body. Darren was younger than me and he was a pretty good looking skinny dude but he didn't have an upper body build, but he had the biggest cock around. But I think, also, that was like one of her things. Darren ended up being her fucking dude because he had the best cock, but she still liked to get another dude with a big cock involved, but it was like, the thing she got off on, you know, was that Darren's cock was always bigger and she got off on seeing some dude that had, or thought he had, the big cock, and he did, but all of a sudden, you know, he couldn't compete with Darren's huge cock! She liked to like destroy your fucking confidence. If I hadn't fucking gotten into the problem in like San Diego... Whatever, man I was totally like getting hooked up with all these totally hot young nympho chicks, all the porno chicks, they liked me man, I had all these chicks that were just fucking totally sexy, hot, skinny things that liked my dick. When I was doing my thing at the beach they saw me and just wanted to fucking have a good time, have sex with some dude they didn't know, see if I was good in the sack or whatever. The thing is though, they were always looking for the dude that had the bigger cock, totally into it. They all wanted to fuck Darren. They were all pretty. I like when there's a little twink dude who's got the bigger cock! That's always hot. I told you about that one totally flaming gay guy at UNI who was like a year or so older than me. He was totally into me and had the great pot. And then one summer I was one of the only people that stayed around that summer and he was there and we partied a lot and then he like totally seduced me. Finally we whipped off our pants and he was like, "well, your cock is one of those like fireplug cocks! It's kind of thick but it's short!" and I was like "what the...? It's bigger than yours!" and I thought it was, because he had this kind of skinny thing, but when he got all pumped up he was definitely longer and then his head got HUGE and he just totally matched up with me and I had to fucking admit "you're definitely longer, your head's bigger!" and he got basically as thick as me once he got pumped up. He had a huge penis. I like to see a fucking little skinny blonde dude who's totally like the cutest little dude with the biggest cock and he knows he's got the best cock and then like all of a sudden, the other, the new guy shows up who's like just, you know, as fucking cute and hot but has the even bigger cock and then they measure and compare and they see who's got the best cock. I miss Black's Beach though. I just remember this other time, I used to go down there with Darren & Donica all the time, and there was all these other young swinger couples who were totally hot and their boyfriends had the big cocks. That was all the whole deal man but everybody got to enjoy their penis, it was so cool, the chicks would be like, you know critiquing each other's boyfriend's cocks, who had the best cock. Yeah there was no doubt Darren was like always like the biggest, at least of our circle of friends, there was bigger dudes of course, but Darren was up there at the top. The biggest was those two young twink dudes, whose cocks were like..., I'd never seen anything like it before, it was just fucking shocking! They were in a league all of their own! Their cocks, I've never seen anything like that, they were awesome, they were like totally proud, they were unapproachable, nobody had a cock that could compete with theirs. Everybody else was, you know, not in the same league I guess, except Darren was up there. There were these other dudes that had big cocks. I would be there with Darren & Donica and these couples would show up, and they would be like, they knew Darren because of his big cock, but I was really studly, hard body back then and these girlfriends of these guys would be like all flirtatious with me and would be checking out my cock, and their boyfriends would get like, totally into like fucking, and going like this (squeezes penis) and get totally swelled up, and no one would have to say anything, but you would just be like fucking comparing and matching up who was bigger. In the Darren & Donica crowd all these dudes had huge cocks. I would be the big dude around sometimes, but yeah, you know, there would always be some dude who would show up with a bigger cock and I remember there was this one gay guy that was a friend of theirs, and he was this totally gay young dude, blonde, a little blonde dude who had the incredible fat cock. He was not as long as Darren, but he was as thick. He totally had a thick cock and he was a little skinny guy and he was like, he was cool with me, but yeah, I was just this, even though I had a nice cock, he was just...bigger, you know, and he was like, yeah, whatever...superior! He knew he had a bigger cock, he knew because we had basically done the fucking match up right there, and we did totally bone up because we didn't know, we couldn't tell. I thought he might be bigger, he looked bigger limp, but you never know, but yeah, we totally like boned up and I remember, you know we didn't say anything but we did frot and crossed swords right then and he was thick! Donica was just laying right there checking it out you know, and she was totally fucking honest, and she was like "the kid's bigger! He's thicker!" He was definitely younger, like this eighteen, nineteen year old hipster dude. And she was like "it's close, it's close, but he's got to be at least an inch bigger, he's a little bit thicker and he's longer!" Donica loved cock, she just loved cock, and comparing two dudes' cocks, especially big cocks, she liked doing it. She got off on it. And he just had a bigger, better cock. After that, around me, he was totally cocky all the time and almost snobby because he had a bigger cock than me and most of the other dudes around. But I remember one time some new dude showed up, some like French dude on vacation, and they totally had some kind of attraction. They were gay, both of them, and they were just like twins, there was a very close resemblance, but like the French dude had the bigger cock than him and it totally like fucking freaked him out I remember! I mean I'm bigger than average, and usually I'm bigger than most dudes. There was this one young girl down there, she was totally young, she was there from the Midwest on vacation, and I was going totally hook up with her and she got to telling me that she had this boyfriend back home that she loved and she said that he had a nice cock, but she was like, "your cock is so much bigger!" She totally wanted the experience, she wanted to do it, but then some other dude showed up, and the dude had a bigger penis and these humongous balls and he totally stole her away! But she didn't end up hooking up with him either because she was with my sister-in-law, it was like her best friend, but after that she like, I don't know... I probably could have done her, but my sister-in-law was fucking following her around... I don't know like what her deal was, it would have been like scandalous I guess. Yeah, but I remember she was totally infatuated with this dude's cock and kept talking about it, how thick it was, and his big balls! He had a bigger cock than me. But my brother and my sister-in-law basically fucked me over. At least I'm not fucking small. Chicks usually tell me I got a nice cock, a big cock. Usually they'll tell about some experience with a dude that's bigger but they'll also say, "you're bigger than so-and-so!" I like it when they're honest with me though, they'll say "you got a nice cock but...my old boyfriend was bigger!" or whatever. Some will say "I had a boyfriend, but his dick was TOO big!" You can tell though, most chicks that I've had sex with, you know when you're pleasuring them. There's been a couple of times when you can tell that their pussy is bigger, their cunt has been totally bored out, and my cock's not big enough and you can tell that they just don't totally get into it, because it doesn't fill them up, they need two cocks in their cunt at the same time, to fill them up. That's what Donica was like! That's what Donica wanted, she had this thing about having two dudes with big cocks. That's how she hooked up with Darren though. He didn't know her too well at first, they rented a room to her in the house where he was and he liked her right away, but she didn't know that he was the super stud. But he would hear two guys going to town, just like fucking her and totally getting off on it. Then finally Darren was there with his huge penis and popped a fucking boner in his pants and she saw, "damn!" he had the biggest cock. She was hot, she had this hot little body, but yeah, I'm sure her pussy was probably too fucking big for me to fuck. When I first met them they were already together, she was already totally in love with Darren's huge cock, but I didn't know, I mean he looked kind of like a wimp. But I wanted to fuck her. And then one time when he went up to LA for the week, she was pissed because he wouldn't let her go, and she was going to go out with me and we were going to do it man, we were at my place and she started taking off her top and... I don't know, it was like a weird thing, where we missed the moment, but I had this huge boner going on and I was like "Yeah! She can see it! My huge fucking boner!" But around that time Darren came back and it wasn't long after that where I was with them both at the beach and I saw Darren's huge cock. I thought "he looks like he has a big cock! I can't compete with that!" When I moved in with them they tried to seduce me, one after the other, tried to get me to join them for the threesome, and Darren came in with his huge boner, and it was scary! I thought "he's just too big!" I would be totally crushed by his huge cock. But now I think it's too bad I didn't do it. It would have been cool. I should have done the threesome with Lars and Aleyta. I had a bigger cock than Lars I assumed, but then I saw him, in the morning I was just lying there waking up, he was soft, but he was big. He had gotten up to take a piss and I saw his totally huge limp cock and thought "goddamn!" But he didn't know who was bigger, me or him, and he wanted to find out. He was basically trying to get me to tell him. He told me "my cock is nine inches long! I got a nine inch cock!" And I told him, "yeah, well, I'm not that big, I got to admit." That chick who was fucking everybody in the dorms, she wanted to fuck to find the best cock in the dorms, and she was hot, she was really a hottie. You know I fucked her about half a dozen times and was really into it and she liked me, she told me that I was one of the bigger cocks. Actually she told me that there was one guy bigger that she had fucked. But I thought she was just trying to put me down. But I was proud that I was fucking her because she was the hottest little thing in the dorms. But she had told me Larry Malouf had a bigger cock than me, but then she ended up hooking up with Lars, and I know she told him because she would tell you anything you wanted to know, so I know she told him "you got a bigger cock than Dave!" Because he totally had this different attitude toward me, acting all superior, and he tried to get me into a threesome with her so he could show me his big penis. Yeah, I should have done it, it would have been cool, because I already knew. He hadn't actually seen my cock but I had seen his and I believed him that he was nine inches. Back then I was measuring around seven inches. I would measure myself. It's always a turn-on when I had the match-up with the younger dude that's got the big cock, but age doesn't really matter, I like older dudes too. There were these older dudes that would hang out at Black's Beach. They would have big cocks. I'd matched up with a couple of them because they had good penises. They would catch your eye and I wanted to compare my cock to theirs. They would know they were a pretty good match. They got a good cock - I got a pretty good cock. It was all about the penis. There was the one dude there, and it was close. I was like in really good shape, in my twenties, but this guy was like probably in his fifties or something. He was, for his age, in good shape, you know, had an equal fucking physique thing going on, and we were both just walking down the beach in opposite directions and we both just kind of like had a similar penis. And he, basically, was just like, you know, "Hey! You got a pretty nice cock!" and I was like, "So do you!" and I just wanted to compare because his kind of looked like my penis, kind of exactly like it – big, yeah, and his penis head..., well, I wanted to see who had the bigger cock. He asked "Do you think you're bigger than me?" and I said "I don't know...maybe!" We didn't frot but we were like laying there on the beach, just talking you know, and he started fucking swelling up, and so did I, and we were kind of close there on our own beach towels, just we were both getting gradually bigger and bigger, you know and he would get pumped up and then I would, then he would get even bigger... Finally, it got to the point where we both boned up and we were going to go up to the fucking parking lot and I had my van then where we were going to like totally match up, but I got cold feet because I kind of got weirded out about something, but yeah, he was bigger, eventually he had a bigger cock head and he might have been thicker too. I often wish I was back there at Black's Beach, all fucking in good shape. It was just incredible. You would match up... The California lifestyle was just so cool, to be able to show your penis to everybody on the beach. There was a first group, all the old dudes, who were just like super perverted I guess, but there were also the young dudes, and if they had the hot cock they wanted to show everybody. I remember the one time when some young dude, he was like doing the fucking hook up with me, basically, you know, we were both in fucking good shape, he was a lot younger, probably kind of a teeny kid, but we were pretty equally matched you know, but then his two buddies showed up that had bigger cocks than both of us! There was this kid in San Diego, at Black's Beach, who was incredible. I was down there thinking I was the super stud, and I was in great shape too, and I had been totally doing the penis pumper so I was all fucking pumped up and I was sure I had the best cock on the beach. I was there all by myself and I was just like walking and there was this Mexican boy, he had like long hair too, but he was like totally young, he had to be like fucking fourteen or I don't know what, just some fucking hot jungle boy standing there in the fucking surf, you know, up to his knees and totally naked with this totally humongous cock that was hanging down, and he was limp, and I was limp, but I was like, whatever, all swelled up from pumping, but so was he, and it was like, "Yeah!" He was just huge! I wanted to fucking approach him and totally match up but he knew he was just, you know, he had the fucking better cock and was bigger, and he was just showing me, but he wanted something bigger and better. So what sometimes happened at the beach was, like these dudes would start checking me out, you know, and they would be like, well, I had a pretty big cock and caught their eye, and they would be like fucking getting swelled up and staring at me like they were trying to, fuck, you know, whatever, maybe hook up with me to whack off, but then they would see some dude with a bigger cock that would come along and they would just fucking go off with him to blow their load, because they would realize that that dude had a bigger cock than me. That would happen sometimes, but usually I would be bigger or at least as big as these dudes, and you would literally go off to these kind of secluded dune areas to whack off and show how big your penis is, and yeah, most often I did have the bigger cock and so these guys would all be like worshipping my cock and I would blow these big power loads and they would be all impressed. But then every once in a while the bigger dude would come along. I remember there was one time when I showed off for these dudes who thought I was the total stud, you know it was all dudes too, it was like, you know these older gay guys plus a couple younger dudes who just didn't have as big a cock as me, and I was kind of, you know, showing off, kind of giving them a show, like stroking it, and they were all gathered around looking at my penis, but then this other dude showed up with like the superior cock and they were just like... He basically stole the show, that's what was going on, like this total sexual mind game. Dudes would like try to steal your fucking girlfriend or whatever by showing them their bigger cock. There was one time too I remember it was getting late, I was there, for whatever reason, and there was not too many people around, but this guy came up, he was like on vacation, and you know we both knew what was going on, and we both had pretty big cocks, and we just totally hit it off and did like the fucking total whack off match-up. And it was like a totally close match-up. You know it was hard to say who was bigger for a while but eventually it got through to me that he was just a little bigger! He had a bigger penis head and was a little bit fucking thicker, and just a tad longer. He was kind of this dorky dude you know, I mean he was in good shape, just kind of nerdy, but he had just, you know, a fucking bigger cock, just slightly bigger. When we first hooked up we were talking and we were basically like, "Damn! Who do you think is bigger?" and he didn't know, he was honest about it, but eventually it got to the point where I was like "You might be bigger!" and he was like, "Yeah, I think I am bigger." And we just kept going at it. He had a total muscle cock too, really hard, and so did I, but we didn't, you know, actually make contact, but we were like literally like six inches apart matching up and I could see that he had the bigger head, because you know you could tell, and that's important, because he basically fucking got me going and I ended up totally blowing my load first! He was a nice guy and he wanted to become like fucking best friends or something, but I didn't want to, you know, but that was one of those times where there was a total incredible erotic connection where we were like totally close matched, and it was all because he said to me, "Hey, you got a pretty nice cock!" and when I saw his, I just wanted to see him get all erect and see him blow his load. Like I said, usually I had the bigger cock and would just blow these total power loads, but there was always eventually the dude who had the bigger cock. Yeah, maybe like the hottest thing was the one dude who hung around with the older dudes who played volleyball, which included that one older dude who had like the biggest cock on the beach that all the chicks were always amazed with. But yeah, these guys would all just play nude volleyball, and they were like older dudes, but there was the one younger dude that was about my age who was, like, this blonde dude who was in good shape and he always hung with them and he would always be kind of like, you know, after I started going there for a while, he was like, we had never talked, but he always would be like staring over and checking me out, and I would be checking him out, and he was cute, and he looked very similar, you know, to me, and you could tell that he wanted to know whose cock was bigger. When we FINALLY ended up hooking up, you know, he was kind of like their little bitch boy and he didn't usually wander from them, but there was one time when it was just him down there and we ended up hooking up and we just like, beat off together and I got to totally check him out, and it was close man! It was very close, but again he was another one of those dudes who ended up being just a little bigger! He had a totally hard cock too, I mean I had a really hard cock too, but he fucking finally fucking proved he was fucking bigger in the end – he was just a little thicker, a little longer, not by much but... It's just so cool to show your penis off, and it's a psychological thing too. I didn't even say anything, I was just quiet, but he was like "Yeah, you have a nice cock, but you know what? My cock is bigger. I got a better cock than you." It was a bummer, because I thought that I had a bigger dick than him but he proved me wrong once he got pumped up. It's a letdown because when you've got the bigger dick everybody totally worships yours, but then you would run into these dudes who would have the bigger cock and they would just be like the fucking super stud and they would know it, you know. Another time I remember I met a guy down there and, my cock, I was all proud, it was all swelled up in the sun and I had totally like pumped it up before I went to the beach and gotten it all big and meaty and some young blonde dude showed up and came over and I caught his eye and he just stood about like ten feet away pretending like, you know, he was not even paying attention to me, but he was, yes he was! And he started doing like, a little stroking, until he got like fucking halfcocked and I did the same thing and then he was, you know, it was just like, obvious I was like totally out of my league, he was longer, but I still wanted to like totally fucking compare cocks with him but he had totally just got all snobby and superior and so I was like, whatever! And he went off looking for somebody with a better cock. It was a total party place. It was insane. And I guess they figured it out because it's gone now. One time I could have done a threesome with this other total sexy couple. This chick was even hotter than Donica, what was her name? It wasn't Blaze, it was...something. But you know she seemed kind of like a goody-two-shoes, she wasn't like, whatever, as nasty and perverted like Donica and like Darren. Adam was her boyfriend and he was also like, you know, a little younger than me and he was kind of a surfer dude, hard bodied, and so was I and, yeah, it was like his girlfriend, what was her name goddammit? She had a thing for me, we would always flirt and she was totally hot and they were, we were, friends with Darren and Donica. I think actually Adam had done a threesome with Darren & Donica and, you know, he got totally fucking crushed by Darren's huge cock, but Adam had a nice fucking penis and I remember he like, I don't know, I guess he started realizing that I was kind of like a rival for his hot blonde girlfriend, and she was totally hot. I could have done her if I'd worked on it! So yeah, he tried to, he thought he could, dominate me, and we ended up, he just started wrestling with me at the beach and there was like a bunch of us there, his girlfriend, and Darren & Donica, and we were like just totally nude, nude wrestling and yeah, it was like, whatever man, like penis to penis and it was this erotic kind of thing of course because he was like a real hard-body dude but I got to pin him down, I took him down, and I frotted him, our penises were basically right on each other's, and I don't know if my penis was bigger, I could not tell, but his cock was totally big and I pinned him and physically dominated him. But I was a hard-body back then. I could not tell you who had the bigger penis. It kind of looked like we were about the same thickness, but I might have been longer of course. But it was way cool because everybody that we hung out with was there watching us and they saw how big my penis is compared to Adam's while we were totally naked wrestling there on the beach. I feel bad though because that's the kid who ended up going back to Ohio and committing suicide. I think he ripped Darren & Donica off for a drug deal, like a bunch of weed or something. Who knows, they probably had him killed, but supposedly he killed himself. It was probably because he did the threesome with Darren and got crushed. That's what Darren & Donica did, they tried to, like, she would get off on showing Darren's big penis off, and having Darren totally fucking crush your pride. That's what she was trying to do to me man, she liked to do that, because if you were like, whatever, a proud fucking dude, you know, I guess if she thought you needed taking down a peg, she would try to do that to you. I would do a fucking dick fucking match up at the beach with a guy who was not good looking, but I wouldn't want to hook up or let him touch me or anything like that. But it's always a cool thing if a guy's got a better dick. I think that's a cool thing. There was dudes like that at the beach that were the totally like non-attractive looking dudes, like older dudes, that would just have these humongous cocks you know! And all these young chicks would just be totally infatuated and I would just see them going up to these guys and telling them "you have the best cock!" Chicks that are into that. There was one other dude who had a bigger cock than Darren plus the two young twin dudes who were like Hispanic I guess and they were just incredibly huge, and then there was this old dude that had a cock that was I guess as big as theirs. He had like a fucking fire hydrant hanging off of him, and I'm not exaggerating, just huge. I would see these chicks just go up to that guy and just be totally like "I just had to see your penis up close!" – they'd be with their boyfriend right there, totally fucking making him uncomfortable! My mom used to always tell me, "girls are not like the ones in Playboy magazine!" she would, you know, get pissed if she she'd find my Playboys. Her message was that women aren't like that, that women hate sex! But that's wrong, they wanted it. There's all these horny girls. It's like proven. My girlfriend Julie was like the total nympho. She was the hottest thing, everybody wanted her, but she liked me and she was totally, the first time she fucked me, she went for my cock too, I didn't make the move, she did, she wanted it, she was like "oh my god your cock is way bigger than Steve's!" that was her previous boyfriend. She was just a young girl, she hadn't had all this cock yet, but she eventually found a dude with a bigger cock, her fucking boyfriend Dwayne Lawrence who, when I was a senior, she was a junior and he was a sophomore. I remember when I came down here to go to school I was surprised when she told me that she had started dating him, but it didn't bother me at first because I thought, "yeah, he's just a little wimpy dude, he's not a threat." But then she told me she couldn't come visit me. And I still didn't get it but, well, I knew him because he had been a friend of Phil for years and I just remembered him as this little scrawny, wimpy kid, but when I came back for Christmas I ended up like seeing them together in the winter, but he was wearing like, some kind of tight pants and I saw he had this like huge fucking package and I was "damn!" I was like "shit! No wonder she's with him!" And then that summer when I saw him at the beach, he was a lifeguard and you could just see, he was just wearing this speedo thing, he had this HUGE fucking cock with a giant head! And I was like "damn!" you know. She should have just, like told me. I even asked her one time, I was like "what's up? Does he have a really huge cock or something?" and she was like, "wouldn't you like to know?" So I think it was like their secret. There was all these chicks, a lot of chicks, who wanted to get it on with me, but Julie was real hot, and I was hooked up with her. When I went to school and she ended up dumping me for the younger dude with the bigger cock, and I came back, all these girls were like, "I don't know what she sees in him!" and they all wanted to fuck me. I remember there was this one little hottie, I should have hooked up with her because she was even hotter than Julie, her tits had started to grow and she was just a little sophomore thing and I didn't even know her, but she apparently knew who I was, and she came onto me one time at the theater, and I was realizing "she fucking has better tits than Julie!" but whatever. I was like fucking out of my mind, I thought I was in love with Julie, but I should have hooked up with that little girl but she's the one that told me though, finally, she was like "Dwayne? Well, you know, I would choose you over Dwayne if it were up to me, but he gets a lot of girls and they say he's..." and she didn't want to come right out and say it, "...he's really fit!" and I was like "what do you mean? He's in good shape?" and she was like, "well, he is but..." and finally she just said, "He's supposed to have the biggest cock in the high school!" Julie probably was hooking up with him before I had even left, because she loved to fuck. Every time we went out, every fucking weekend, all she wanted to do was get a six pack of beer and fuck fuck fuck and I would like cum like eight times over a fucking night you know, we'd just fuck fuck fuck. She was trying to get pregnant. And she was, you know, it was a nice fit, we were basically a good fit, but then I know that she started kind of seeming like she was fucking not as tight at some point, so I think she was probably stepping out, starting to get bored out by fucking the bigger dude. It was a heartbreaker, but it ended up being a big turn-on, because he had biggest cock! He knew it, she would have told him, just like she told me "your cock is bigger than Steven's!" So she told him too, because he got all fucking cocky, and he knew he had the big cock, and he had this attitude toward me. He was totally stuffing her every night. He ended up getting her pregnant too. And I was like totally fucking blowing huge loads! But he's the one that got the sperm in first. Yeah he's the one who ended up knocking her up with his big super cock! Whatever. I remember one night it all came out, I was like, "I didn't know, I heard, I finally realized, I heard that you did get pregnant by Dwayne!" And she was like, "I wanted to get pregnant by you, but I wasn't ovulating I guess..." She fucked all the big penis boys though, until she found the biggest. Everybody wanted to fucking do her. After I went off for college she fucked all the boys. When I was a senior he was a freshman actually, and he was always telling me "do you think you're man enough to keep her after you've left town?" and I used to always think, "whatever, you scrawny little..." but he knew what I didn't realize yet, that he had this huge cock! There was one time when I was a senior, he was a freshman, we fucking ended up just fucking walking into each other in the locker room on the way to the shower and I saw he had this huge cock and we basically sent cock to cock, but I could totally see, "what the fuck?" His cock was fucking bigger! At least at that time, I mean I might have been all shrunk up from going on a long run or something, I don't know, he just..., I don't know..., it was pretty obvious at the time, like "my god!" you know. And he saw the same thing, he was like right there seeing the same fucking match-up and he fucking knew. Yeah, and all the fucking girls would talk too! In Oaxaca when I went there in 2014 it was right after the hurricane had been through, and the whole beach resort area was kind of fucked up, so there wasn't that much going on, not that many people around there, there was just a few tourists and a lot of locals, but there was like these young, like gigolo boys or whatever, you know, who I imagine would probably like, pick up rich women from Spain or whatever, I don't know what the deal was, but I remember I was down at the nude beach there, and it was like totally beautiful, and totally nude, and there was the one couple that was nude, with their little baby, and I didn't see the dude at first, I saw his wife and she was like totally hot and I was nude too and I saw her check me out and I checked her out and I was like "Yeah!" She was hot, but then her husband showed up and he had this totally bigger cock! It was crazy, with this big thick head. Just a huge cock! He was like the total super-model big cock man. He was totally checking me out and was like showing me what he had, because that's just like what goes on: check it out! Who's got a bigger cock? But then there was this other guy too, when I went over to the south side of the beach, because it was really secluded there, the whole place was fucking deserted because it was after the hurricane hit, and there was some kid that I took to be a local and I don't know what he was all about, but he was just some young Mexican dude and he had a speedo on, but I was totally naked and I was like all fucking big, it was a warm day and my penis was like all fucking swelled up you know. I was not like all hard you know, but I was all swelled up. He had been in the water so he had like a chill you know, so he took off his speedo, and then we started doing like the fucking match-up from about like ten feet away, trying to act like we were not even paying attention to each other, but he had a humongous big cock and he ended up just standing there looking at me when he finally kind of got swelled up. He was still limp but he was swelled up, and of course, so was I. And although at that point we were just limp but swelled up, we were both hanging and it was a little bit of fucking comparison, but yeah, I'm pretty sure he was just like a little bigger I think. If we had really matched up I don't think I would have beat him, he was maybe a little bigger and you could tell he kind of fucking thought so too, but it was fucking hot. We should go to Juarez sometime and go to the gay bars there and hook up with some Mexican dudes and frot. That one time when it was Tod's birthday I went to a bunch of the Juarez gay bars with him, like four or five of them. I was getting hit on a lot, but I told them, "I'm really not gay, I'm just here with my friend for his birthday! I'm not really gay!" because you know I really wasn't interested in hooking up with any of the guys who hit on me, but there was like the one hot kid I wanted, he was like some, fuck, you know, like prostitute. He was the hot young boy who was standing against the wall with this huge fucking boner in his jeans. He had this monster cock. And Tod was like, "Yeah, he has the biggest cock around."