Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:28:30 -0000 From: Nick Subject: Keeping it in Family - Chapter 31 Keeping it in Family – Chapter 31 WARNING: The following true story – only the names of the participants have been changed – contains descriptions of gay, bisexual and incestuous activity between adult relatives and others, activities which may be illegal in some jurisdictions or cause offence against some religious beliefs. Please do not read any further if you are likely to be offended by its content or if it might be illegal in your country! By the way, the story is written with the full knowledge and approval of all the living persons having significant mention therein. * * * * The auberge was only a few minutes away from the magnificent chateau; the meal there was described as a `Farmer's Lunch", which consisted of a huge buffet of assorted breads, cheeses, cold meats and fruit, a kind of `Ploughman's Lunch', on a grand scale, together with pitchers of artisan beer and cider. We had a marvellous, made all the more enjoyable when Roger invited half a dozen local barflies to help us finish it. Well, fed and watered, we were thirty minutes late arriving for the guided tour of the chateau, the private home of a member of a well-known French banking family, but in true Gallic tradition, it was `Vous êtes ici maintenant, le temps n'est pas un problem!'. There was a short introduction from the owner, before he took us on a tour which lasted about two hours. The house was magnificently furnished with French antiques and art, mostly 18th century and in splendid condition, doubtless worth an absolute fortune! To finish, we were invited to `English Tea' in the family's private quarters on the upper floor; these were in distinct contrast to the formal part of the house, modern and minimalist in the extreme! His wife was a charming hostess and their three children so anxious to talk to us in near perfect English that we greatly overstayed the time allotted and it was 5.30pm when we left. "We won't have time for a shag before dinner," Sarah whispered to me on the way out, "it's been absolutely ages." "Five days," I think, "you are right, that's way, way too long." Whether or not Roger felt likewise, I don't know, but he stood up, apologised for the lateness and asked if we should postpone dinner for an hour. I was about to respond when Derek said "That's a good idea, we shall have more time for some outstanding business." There was near instant approval by the whole group. "OK, I will get the dinner postponed until twenty hours, if is that okay with you, Guillaume? We can leave the hotel about nineteen forty-five?" He was falling into telling time the French way. "Pas de problème, monsieur Roger." Like many others, the rules relating to drivers' working hours seemed to be more relaxed in France, or perhaps honoured in their breaking! Back at the hotel, it was about a minute before we were back in the suite, in another minute we were stripped naked and in each others' arms. Sarah suddenly released me and said, "You haven't had time to tell me much about this morning. You didn't have to wank again did you?" "No nothing like that, I've still got a full load. I'll give you the full story later, but I do need a pee." "And me!" Sarah mistakenly sat on the bidet and let fly before she realised, but at least it left the toilet free for me. Thus relieved, we were quickly in each other's arms again, before I carried Sarah in the `loft position' to the bed and dropped her on it. She threw back the covers while I ran to the other side and kneeled at her head. I leant over and kissed her soft lips, then her pert breasts; I nibbled her tits as they slowly hardened. I leaned further forward, kissed her abdomen, licked her navel and then moved down to her belly, kissing the smooth flesh from side to side. During this journey she had taken my hardening cock into her mouth. Her tongue was pushing into my foreskin, probing one of my most secret places. I buried my face in her bush, my head between her legs, pushing them apart. My tongue darted in and out of her crack, feeling her rigid she-cock nestling between the lips. She was groaning, no, no it was too soon. I rolled to one side, stood at Sarah's head, put my hands under her shoulders and pulled her towards me. I leaned her body against mine, trapping my rigid prick between my belly and her back. I dropped my hands to her waist, lifted her to a standing position on the bed, then lowered her to the floor, my prick wedged in her ass crack, my hands cupping her pussy. As if anticipating my thoughts, she kneeled on the bed, her head on her arms, her ass raised towards my manhood, her legs apart, her wet cunt clearly exposed. I slipped my dick into it, right to the hilt, she rocked to and fro, the head of my prick massaging her innermost parts. She groaned; no it was still too soon, I pulled out and flipped her on to her back. She spread her legs, "Now, Nick, now, please!" I put my hands on the bed alongside her breasts, my legs between hers, I lowered my body and slipped my rock hard dick slowly, fully into her cunt. I held it there, still, for a few seconds to regain my composure before rapidly thrusting it in and out, hard and deep. I had reached the point of no return. "Now, Nick, now!" I let my spunk shoot deep into her body, just as she screamed in delight at her own orgasm. As ever, we collapsed in a sweaty, post-coital embrace, totally relaxed, eyes closed, stroking each other's bodies gently, not even cleaning-up. Suddenly, "Nick, it seven o'clock! We must shower and dress, the bus leaves in forty-five minutes." "I have to shave as well," I said remembering that I had omitted to do so in the morning. We made for the bathroom, Sarah for the shower and me for the toilet – I read somewhere that the first thing ninety percent of men do after intercourse is to have a pee! Having done that and after a quick shave, I joined Sarah who was still fighting with the shower controls, water shooting everywhere! Having sorted that out, there was no time for more than a wash down. We were dried, dressed and down in reception just as Guillaume arrived with his minibus about 7.40pm. Roger and Clare were already waiting. "I can't imagine what you two got up to when you went back to your room, but you must have been heard in Paris!" "I have no idea what you are talking about," I said, looking him straight in the eye but unable to suppress a grin. "Was it really that bad?" "It sounded pretty good to me," Roger replied. "Thierry said he had mentioned sperm donation to you. Have you thought about it?" "No not really, nor discussed it with Sarah." Under English law, as your family doctor, I am not allowed to discuss it with you but since I am not in England and off-duty, I suggest that it is something you might like to think about. It is still anonymous over here, the French take a more liberal attitude to the regulations that we do!" "I sometimes feel they only pay lip service to the Brussels bureaucrats." "That's true, the clinic would pick up all the expenses for four or five trips a year and compensate you for `any little inconveniences' caused." "I'll think about it and talk it over with Sarah – if we get a minute!" We all boarded the minibus for the twenty minute drive to the restaurant which was beautifully situated just off the harbour. As we got off the bus, Derek took me aside, "Has Roger spoken to you about sperm donation?" "Yes, I am not sure what to think about it and I haven't mentioned it to Sarah yet." "It sounds like a good deal to me but I haven't spoken to Jane either, a free weekend down here in exchange for a few days' abstinence now and then." "And even getting paid for having a wank! I assume our wives can come as well, Roger didn't say!" "We'll have to ask him," Derek said, "unless we wanted to turn it into an all male weekend." I was more than a little unsure what Derek's sideways glance towards me meant. The restaurant looked a little shabby from outside, the sea air I suppose, but inside it was very plush with our table being in a small, semi-private recess, the seating four-square like the previous evening. Neither Sarah nor I are especially fond of shellfish so we were very relieved to find plenty of choice on the menu. Roger ordered two bottles of Chablis to start with, while we considered the menu. Antoine and Thierry were driving, thus strictly observing the draconian French drink-driving limits. Having ordered their meals, the eight women were in animated conversation about the pleasures and pitfalls of living in France, versus England. The menfolk were mainly discussing our jobs; in particular, Roger was discussing with Thierry and Antoine the possibilities for English doctors working in France. It seemed that medical competence was the most essential thing, language skills being less important. The food was excellent, accompanied by several bottles of Chardonnay and Sauvignon and lots more conversation. Thierry evidently had two brothers, one a regional police commandant and the other in a senior position with France Telecom; why didn't Derek and I think about working in France? We both thought we would stay in Britain and perhaps one day retire to France. Antoine was engaging Ian, John and Sid in an intense discussion on Rugby football. Whilst we waited for the desserts, Roger discreetly mentioned to Thierry that he had spoken Derek and I about `donations'. Derek asked if wives could come too. "But of course, why not? Unless you prefer to come alone, maybe if you are looking for something different." Dinner finished about 11pm and Guillaume dropped us off safely at the hotel before 11.30pm, saying he would collect us next morning at 10.30am to go to the wineries. "It's certainly a busy weekend," Jane said to Roger. "It is that," Sarah echoed, "but it is most enjoyable all the same!" She looked at me and whispered, "No, not tonight." Nevertheless, as soon as we got to our room, we undressed, cuddled for awhile, did what we had to do in the bathroom and then snuggled together, naked, in about one third of the huge bed, which had again been re-made after we had deranged it earlier. "The chambermaid must think we are sex maniacs," Sarah said. "I am sure she has seen worse," I said, nuzzling at Sarah's tits. "Percy needs a little play and then he'll leave you alone `till morning." As bidden, she started to play with my dick but as soon as it began to show signs of life, she said "That's it, time for sleep," snuggled up to me and we were both asleep in minutes. I awoke with a start, thinking the fire alarm had gone off; I leapt out of bed shouting "Sarah, fire, fire", oblivious of my morning woodie preceding me. "No, you're dreaming, it is only the alarm clock, it is seven o'clock." As soon as she could reach, Sarah grabbed my dick and pulled me towards the bed. I collapsed on to it and threw my arms around her. "I put it on to make sure we had plenty of time. I want a long, slow shag; be nice and slow and gentle with me; then afterwards you can tell me all about the clinic yesterday. So much has been going on you haven't got round to it yet." I laid down beside her, she turned towards me and stared massaging my arms, my chest, my belly and eventually my Willy, then my balls. I was stroking her bosoms, kissing her, nibbling her ears. Then I took one hard tit into my lips and squeezed it, letting go when she yelped then taking the other. I rolled her over and sat astride her hips, massaging her shoulders, her back, her narrow waist and finally her buttocks, before sliding my hands under her breasts, cupping then tightly. After a few moments, I lifted myself to my knees, Sarah turned over beneath me, sat up and kissed my lips, my nipples, my belly; her chin was resting on my dick, she moved back, lifted her head and took it into her mouth, at the same time folding my balls with both hands. I pushed her back onto the bed, I moved between her legs, kissed her tits, then her navel, before moving down over her belly to the neatly trimmed bush at the convergence of her outstretched legs. I buried my face in it, my tongue found her hot crack and darted into it, probing deeply, finding her hardening clitoris. I could taste her juices, she pushed me away, took hold of my rock hard member and pulled it towards her cunt. I slid it in gently, she wanted this to be a long, slow shag. My knob found her cervix and rested there a moment before I pulled back, then gently probed again and again, resting occasionally trying to delay my climax. Then there were the trademark little groans; I did not respond, I was buried to the hilt and stayed there. A bigger groan and another, Sarah bucked beneath me, then screamed and gripped me tightly as she reached her orgasm and I let my spunk pour into her, before she rolled on top of me and we collapsed together, still joined at the hip and held tightly in each other `s arms. It was nearly 8.30 but seemed like only moments later before Sarah said, "Now tell me about yesterday." Sarah had, of course met Thierry and Antoine so there was no need for me to explain their roles, but I did mention that both had met their wives while working in Britain and then tried to recount briefly the whole episode at the clinic, explaining how I had struggled with the questions of `How many partners?' – one or two? – and `How many children?' I explained that Thierry had gone through the answers with me, being impressed that we were both virgins until our wedding day and that he had said that more sex is not unusual in the early stages of pregnancy. I told her about my samples of spunk being judged as very good, but with a propensity towards boys and the white lie I had had to tell about Rob, after Thierry mentioned his possible low count. She was amused at his story of the French kings and about his knowledge of the English slang! "Where could be better to learn it than in Coventry? I asked, before going on to describe his close examination of my prick, complete with the running commentary which I had later realised was for the benefit of his Dictaphone. The thought of his French secretary having to type up a description of my dick made me feel quite randy; would I be embarrassed if I ever met her? "You didn't get a hard on, then?" "Not until he repeated the process with my balls; that perked Willy up a bit!" Sarah started playing with my tackle, now caked with the juices from our love-making. "Thierry's verdict was that I had no problems at all down there, `an excellent set of kit in full working order', he said, adding that my `your cock has gone a little bit stiff'." "That was when Antoine came in and Thierry said `Don't worry if you get a full-scale hard-on when Antoine plays with your prostate'." I told Sarah about Antoine's `intimate examination' and how he had massaged my prostate by putting his fingers up my ass, then photographed it and gave me a copy. "Yuk!" she said, "so that's why Roger said you all should take a dump before the examination! What about your full frontal pictures?" "Apparently Roger wants some new photographs of men's tackle for his paper; he's chosen mine as typical. There was a bit of banter from Derek about no two dicks being the same; he suggested that perhaps they could be used for ID." "It's hard to see the difference between you and Rob," she said. "I didn't think of that. Anyway, I had to stand naked for this Arab photographer and `just arrange the boules a little' before he took the pictures. Afterwards, I think he took some pictures of Ian's circumcised cock." "I have never seen one of those." "All the pictures are on the same DVD, perhaps Roger will let me have a copy if I ask him nicely, which reminds me we haven't looked at the DVDs J-P gave out on Friday." "As I recall, you didn't need to! You had some `elp'!" I gave her a good squeeze. Pierre said I had `some very beautiful tools' but that his own dick was spoiled by circumcision, but `not a nice job like Doctor Thierry does, but a back-street, old-woman job in Algiers'." Sarah was fondling my `very beautiful tools' again, stirring Percy into some life, "We need a shower," she said, "continue the story there." We went to the bathroom, pumped our respective bilges, both into the toilet this time, Sarah stepped into the shower while I shaved and then joined her. She just about had the taps mastered by now! "So what else happened at the clinic?" "Well, just the two things really, Thierry asked me about possibly of me becoming a sperm donor. I think he also spoke to Derek about it. Then there was the meeting between Roger, J-P, Sid and Pat. That seemed to go pretty well, Sid went through the examination process, anyway." "Tell me about the sperm donation thing." She was washing my private parts under the cascading water. "Not a lot to tell, really. Unlike in the UK, in France it is still anonymous, nobody will ever know who the real father was. The donors have to have a complete health screening by the clinic and then come here for a wank every few months and get paid for it. The clinic screens the product and does the rest, sometime later, out pops baby, mummy and daddy are very proud and the kid never knows any different. They try to match the spunk to the would-be Dad's physical characteristics, they split each donation lots of ways and can store it for a couple of years if need be." "How long does this go on for?" "Well, they don't like too many donations from the same man because of the risk of two of his offspring marrying later in life but there is a shortage of donors, so you can do it for a couple of years, perhaps more." "And I would get to come here as well?" "Why not? I would need a hand from you, wouldn't I? Derek seemed keen on making it a `men-only' activity but I am not sure I trust him. I think he is a bit ac/dc, comme-ci, comme-ca. I am not sure I want to do it at all, anyway." I was well washed by now; Sarah had washed herself while I was shaving but she didn't object to me giving her more interesting parts another once-over for good measure before we stepped out of the shower and got dried. "I'll have to tell you about Sid and Pat some other time," I said as we were getting dressed, "not that I am too sure what there is to tell. By the way, Thierry did mention that I may have an incipient hernia. Nothing to worry about, f I get any pain or lumps, I must see the doctor. I wonder if I could get Thierry to fix it here." It was about 9.15am when we got to the dining room for breakfast. Only Roger and Clare were there, "There is no sign of the others yet but Guillaume will not be here until 10.30 or so, after church. How did you enjoy the evening?" Roger asked. "It was a very good restaurant, they do seem to know how to eat well around here," I said. "I'm sure I have put on a couple of pounds already," Sarah said, "I'm not even eating for two, yet!" "Don't worry, I'm sure you are getting plenty of exercise," Clare said. Roger looked at me but neither of us said anything. "Have you two discussed the donor scheme yet? Derek seems pretty keen on it. I think Thierry selected you two for your Celtic characteristics, stocky, shorter stature, dark hair. It wasn't actually one of the objectives of this weekend, because as you know, I am not allowed to get involved." "We talked about it this morning but haven't made a decision yet." "If Nick comes, can I come as well?" Sarah asked. We all ignored the double entendre. "Yes, of course, I think people usually come from Friday evening until Monday morning," Roger said, "That gives Thierry and his team long enough to check the samples." "There is no particular urgency, you don't even have to tell us," Clare said, "You can contact Thierry after you get home if you want, you have his details." "Derek seems pretty keen on the idea, I'm not so sure about Jane though, he wants to come on his own," Roger said. "It's up to them, I suppose, but I would have thought it was a `couple' thing," I said. "Anyway, I might want some help." "Nick!" Sarah exclaimed. Clare feigned shock. Roger said "Many hands make light work!" Sid and Pat came in and joined us at our table for breakfast. Roger commented that they looked very pleased with themselves. "Well, we are among friends, so I suppose I can be frank, even over breakfast. We were too well fed to go to bed so we ended up having a long talk last night, discussing where we might be going wrong, how sex should be. Pat put your DVDs on; we didn't think much of the one with three men but the other was good." Roger said, "There's five men actually, but you mean the one with three different couples, you mean?" "That's the one," Pat said. "We watched all three of them, I thought it was going to be smutty but it was really educational, seeing how they did it and how long they kept going. We got ourselves quite excited but it was after two o'clock by then, so we put the alarm for on this morning." "We put the DVD on and tried to copy the first couple, we couldn't always quite keep up or see what they were doing, but it was definitely the best shag we've ever had," Sid said. Pat looked a bit surprised at his frankness but said nothing. "Neither of us had ever done it before we were married, nor had we ever had any education about sex. We didn't even know what the other looked like down there and our wedding night was a complete fiasco. It was weeks before Pat ever saw my dick or vice versa." "That's great progress, you are not out of the woods yet, but keep it up. One swallow a summer does not make! We've set you up with some counselling back home but it sounds like you might not need too much. Pat, I suggest you make an appointment to see Clare next Monday if you can, bring Sid along. I will be there too and we will start the ball rolling. Ask the receptionist for thirty minutes when you book; tell her Clare said so." "Early is best, before I start running late," Clare said. Sarah and I had finished breakfast and sensing Roger and Clare might want to talk to Sid and Pat, we left them together. "What happened to Sid and Pat at the clinic, then?" Sarah asked as soon as we were out of earshot. "Well I don't know exactly but Sid, Pat, Roger and J-P met, together or separately and talked through some of their problems. Evidently J-P still knows a counsellor in Birmingham from when they were both at Aberystwyth and has organised for them to see him. On that basis, Sid will stay on Roger's programme with the rest of us. I discovered he is running five groups, by the way, about thirty couples," I replied. "It sounds like they are on the way to solving their problems." "It does, I was amused, though, when Sid said that Pat hadn't seen his dick for weeks after they were married and still hasn't seen him with a hard-on! He was even very reticent undressing in front of us men, though we had seen him naked in the sauna. Incidentally, French surgical gowns are different from the English `tie-behind-your-back' style; they are conical with three holes, for a head and two arms, much more practical." "I remember thinking your dick was huge when I first saw it in the Novotel on our wedding night, it was a bit scary in fact, I wondered if it would go in!" "Well, it did and it has done quite a few times since! Anyway, while Sid was getting undressed for Thierry and Antoine he was effusive in thanking me for `opening the door for him' as he put it. He is even going to call their first baby Nicholas or Nicola! It was only a chance encounter but it seems to have worked out splendidly for them. Anyway, I told him to make sure to keep in touch and we exchanged phone numbers; they only live just down the road in Knowle." "You might even get to be a godfather," Sarah said. "Let's take a stroll in the grounds for a few minutes." I think I saw Derek and Jane going out." As it happens, they were just coming back but we stood outside in the morning sun chatting for a while before Derek mentioned the DVDs to me, the women were the visit to the perfumery. "Have you watched the DVDs Roger gave out?" "No, we haven't thought about them really, but Sid mentioned that one was blokes performing and the other was of three couples. The couples seem to have got Sid and Pat excited!" "I am not really surprised but it was the blokes that fascinated me, the size of their dicks and what they did with them. I only saw a little bit while Jane was in the shower. I had a job to disguise my wedgie when she came out; I had to tell her it was for her!" In for a penny, in for a pound, "Are you a bit ... ?" My suspicions were at least partly confirmed when he said "I've never done anything, but I am a bit voyeuristic about blokes. When I was a rookie, I was out on patrol in an unmarked car on the 452 near Stonebridge and my boss pulled into the lay-by while we eye-balled the guys disappearing down the disused railway embankment. I couldn't believe it when we took a walk ourselves ..." "Hey, you two, come along, the bus is waiting," Jane called. The first visit was to a small, family owned winery about thirty minutes away. They did everything on site from growing the grapes to despatching the wine. From the samples we tasted after the conducted tour, with Sarah and Roger acting as ad hoc interpreters, they certainly did a good job! The next stop was at a much larger place that bought in local grapes for processing, producing much larger quantities of more consistent blends which we sampled over another splendid "Farmers' Lunch". Being Sunday, that lasted the better part of two hours; the French hospitality was fantastic as well as being very educational. We finally `escaped' to go to the third venue, an industrial scale blending and bottling plant which really was of little interest, except that each of us was presented with a case of their products. I suspect that J-P was behind this gesture; Roger said that as we were flying, the clinic would arrange for the gifts to be shipped to our homes. Guillaume dropped us off at the hotel about 4.30pm, when the consensus was that we should spend some time in the leisure before dinner in the hotel at 7.30pm. As Sarah and I were going down to the complex we met Sid and Pat. Sid asked if he could talk to me for a minute, we said we would join Sarah and Pat a little later and they went on with several other members of our group. "Nick, Can we go back to our suite, it will be more private there?" "Well, yes if that's what you want or we could walk and talk in the grounds." "The suite would be better, I think," Sid said. We went into the suite and Sid put one of Roger's DVDs into the player and turned the TV on. In an instant, the rear view of a naked man appeared on the screen. The figure rotated to show the full frontal view of a rather well endowed, blonde-haired man who was joined by dark-haired man naked to the waist, both probably in their twenties. They kissed passionately. The second man dropped to his knees and took the blonde's flaccid cock into his mouth and sucked it to full mast. As he slowly expelled it, it sprang upwards close to the blonde's belly and extending to his navel. The second man dropped his track pants to reveal his own, slightly smaller, erect penis. Sid put both hands in his pockets, exacerbating the bulge I has seen growing in his trousers. My own dick felt as if it was also rising to the occasion. "Mine is nowhere near as big as theirs," Sid said. "Nor is mine, the models have been specially selected, especially the blonde. His must be nine inches at least." "I have never seen another man's erect prick," Sid said, "will you show me yours? "Show me yours, I'll show you mine," I said, realising that his was already near full erection and I was sounding a bit like `behind the bike sheds'. He dropped his trousers. His dick sprang to attention when he released it from his rather tight swimming trunks. It was, perhaps, a little shorter and a little thinner than mine, but that was hard to judge, it was certainly nothing to be ashamed of! "It is pretty much there already," Sid said, giving it a few strokes for good measure. "I am no expert, but it looks pretty good to me, with a fine pair of balls to match," I said as I dropped my own trousers and revealed my own manhood from the budgie smugglers I had out on ready for the pool. "There it is," I said, "much the same as yours, you've nothing to worry about down below!" He surprised me by stooping and taking the head of my dick into his mouth, albeit briefly. "Do that for me, I have always wanted Pat to but never dared to ask her." I did. When I released it, I said, "I wanted Sarah to and she wanted to do it but neither of us dared ask for months and months. Then I asked and the ice was broken, we do it all the time now!" "One last thing," he said, "before the women start wondering where we have got to, will you have a wank? I want to see your spunk. I will if you will." "I will," I said, "but it doesn't have to be a quid pro quo. You might want a shag later." I started stroking my dick, "I am going to make this very quick and try to save some for later." "OK, I'll just watch then." Sid still had his trousers down and his prick out. "My Father calls this `tossing-off': I still remember his little lecture a day or two after my mother reported the first wet dream in my pyjamas." I said, already getting close to coming. "My father didn't say much to me, we were on holiday in Porthcawl , getting changed for a swim one day and he said something like `I see you're getting a bit of hair down below, you'll be after the girls before long, just be careful' and that was about it. I used to try to see other men's cocks in the bog or the shower room at work. I'd never seen so many as in the sauna with you yesterday." It was little wonder that Sid was a bit confused about sex. "I'm coming, any second now, here it is!" I just caught the two or three spurts in my hand. Sid looked at it then took my dick into his mouth again and licked off the remains of my spunk. I was just looking for something to wipe may hand and he licked that clean too. "That was great, thank you very much, Nick. Pat and I have so much to be grateful to you for, we could have been struggling for years." He `shook hands' with my now shrinking member. "OK, don't worry about it, I am pleased to help and you have my phone number. We'd better get tidied up and down to the pool, Sarah and Pat will be wondering where we have got to," I said, pulling up my trunks and realising they were going to get stained with the last drips from my cock. "Right, let's find the women," Sid said and we went off towards the pool. Predictably, most of the women were chatting on the sun loungers and the men were swimming lengths in the pool. "Come on you two, where have you been, jump in," Roger shouted. We stripped off our tee shirts, footwear and trousers and did just that. After another 15 or 20 minutes, the women decided to get ready for dinner, the men decided on a last session in the steam room and sauna. As soon as we were naked I realised that Sid's knob was still out; I checked that mine was stowed. Would anyone else notice? We'd been in the steam room for a couple of minutes when Roger said, "A hard shag was it, Sid?" Sid looked confused, "Your knob, you can put it away now," Roger added, pointing towards Sid's tackle. "Oh dear, I didn't notice, it gets stuck occasionally." "I don't have that problem anymore," Ian said, "it was a problem before I got cut though. I had to go to the school nurse once, it was so painful!" "We do about half a dozen a year at the practice," Roger said. "Grown men, mostly, some can't get their knobs out, others won't go back in. With young boys these days, we try to encourage them to stretch their foreskins before puberty. In the States, they're still pretty keen on the snip just a few days after birth." "It was good enough for Jesus Christ," John said philosophically. "My brother was taught how to hold the very end when he was peeing so the water filled his foreskin," Ian said, "so that it stretched and he didn't have to get trimmed like me." "Yes, remember that Nick and Derek when your sons are born, that's the way to do it even if it does splash piss all over the place!" Roger advised. "My neighbour's twenty year-old had the snip a few weeks ago," I said, "well, not so much a snip as a strangulation, it brought tears to my eyes when he told me." "Yes, that's how we prefer to do it," Roger said, "we pop a plastic thimble under the foreskin, and tie it off. Then it dries up and drops off after a couple of days. Some men never find them so keep your eyes open in the street." The huge belly laugh could only have come from men talking about sex. Clad only in very loose shorts, Jaques popped his head around the door wondering what the noise was all about. "Ah! We `ave `ere six English dicks making jokes." I think he was mixing his metaphors a little and the bulge at his crotch was certainly betraying his interests! Derek said, "Come in here a moment, Jaques." As Jaques did as he was asked and closed the door behind him, Derek put his hand up the leg of the shorts. "Ah! We `ave `ere the grand pénis français et aucuns knickers!" As Derek fondled Jaques's dick it grew noticeably until Jaques undid his belt and Derek released his grip, allowing the loose shorts to fall on to the wet floor, revealing the Frenchman's tackle in all its ascendant glory. One or two of the English cocks were beginning to look a bit twitchy. Derek was playing with his in one hand and Jaques's in the other "Cut like yours, Ian, but not so tidy!" Derek said. "But it is not so big, seulement quinze centimètres, and I `ave twenty years." "Qui a le plus grand dick, peut-être celui-ci?" He pointed to me. "Sept pouces, dix-huit centimètres," I said. Roger admitted to his `five inches on a good day, small, but it works well!' Most of us were showing distinct signs of excitement as each man announced his size. Sid was last to say "about a six inches, not as thick as some around me, though," as he looked straight at my erect member, one that he had handled an hour or so ago! "Ce Monsieur a le plus long et le plus épais, c'est un dick très bon, il fera beaucoup de bons bébés," Jaques was pointing at me, everybody was laughing, seven cocks jiggling! "Plus tard je devrai me branler mon pénis, I will shake my dick," Jaques said as he pulled his wet shorts over his rampant member. "Vous pouvez visser vos épouses ce soir, you can shag your wives!" Jaques held out his hand and said, "It has been good to meet you, au revoir, a bientot. Make babies tonight!" We all shook his hand warmly, still aroused, still laughing and still naked. He left and we went to the showers, jostling with each other's semi-erect dicks as we went. The frolics over, we showered, dried off, got dressed and went back to our rooms where our wives were getting dressed for the informal dinner in the hotel. Sarah wanted to know why I had been so long. I filled in most of the details while I was getting changed, including the earlier encounter with Sid. "I feel really sorry for Sid and Pat," she said, "and there must be thousands more like them." "Probably less so in this so-called enlightened age of television and now that most youngsters get proper sex education at school. I suppose being brought up on a farm helped me understand. Dad only recently told me that him and Uncle John were taught a thing or two by their Aunt Jane. Apparently that was how it was done in their day in the welsh borderlands, before television!" "You mean ... ? "Yes, exactly! Dad told me when we saw him last. And apparently I was conceived in a haystack. That probably explains why I like outdoor sex." I got a slap, the first for a while. "Why on earth did he tell you that?" "We were talking about babies and he said he had been worried about Rob and I being able to father children. Remember Uncle John never did." "You didn't tell him?" "No indeed! But I don't want to have to struggle through too many conversations like that. He did say that John had asked him if he would try `help out' but Mother wouldn't hear of it, hence no `cousins'. Anyway, it's time for dinner!" We were the last of our group to the dining room where the party had been given two adjacent tables for six and four waiters dedicated to serve us. We sat with Derek and Jane, Sid and Pat. We were barely seated when Jane asked sarah "Has Nick told you about the men's encounter this afternoon? Pat and I were just talking about what men get up to when our backs are turned!" I nearly fell off my chair when Pat said "I hear yours was voted the biggest, Nick." Sarah looked at me but didn't say anything. Roger must have overheard because he leaned over and said "I was the one that lost out on that count but Clare says she can't have everything!" "The frolics aside, I have said several times that I am off duty this weekend, so is Clare. Anything that happens is strictly off the record. Whatever went on at the clinic, in the hotel or anywhere else is none of our business. Discussions we've had between us are exactly that, discussions among friends. The tests and conversations at the clinic were organised by J-P and Antoine strictly for the drug company and all six of us men agreed to take part." "Just one more thing, Guillaume will take us to town in the morning, is 10am OK with everyone? And he will pick us up at 4.30pm; that will be plenty of time to leave here for the airport at 6pm. There's a lot to do and see around the town or if you want to you can take the local bus to Ile de Ré, joined to the mainland by a bridge. There are lots of beaches, little villages to explore and, of course, plenty of restaurants. Right, it is already half past seven, let's enjoy our dinner; the chef has produced a `taster menu', about thirty dishes at the last count, have as much or as little of whatever you want – but I warn you, don't have too much of the earlier courses because he tends to keep the best until last!" At that stage, the waiters produced the menus, thirty-two taster courses with seven suggested wines to accompany them. An irreverent thought about the cost of modern drugs crossed my mind, if this was how the companies entertained! The dinner was an absolute masterpiece, a cunning rotation of seemingly tiny helpings, with perhaps three or four complimentary dishes on one's plate at any given time, the wines perfectly matched throughout. It was after ten o'clock when the coffee and liqueurs were served, we were all well fed but not stuffed after the leisurely meal and wide ranging conversations.