Date: Mon, 16 Jan 2017 20:00:18 -0600 From: Ultimate Dad Subject: My Fucking Family Disclaimer: The following is a complete work of fiction intended for the purpose of entertainment between consenting adult readers. None of the places, events, or people actually exist because they are fictional characters. Speaking of fiction, please understand that the following story isn't meant to portray reality, and as such is simply intended as fanciful allegory concerning the dichotomy of man and his relation to the ubiquitous meloncholia of interpersonal character dioramas. In less pretentious terminology, this story is fantasy and should stay that way. Legal Mumbo-Jumbo: The author of this story retains all rights and title to this work, and grants the Nifty Erotic Archive a non-cancellable license to display and maintain said work in perpetuity. 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Please do not allow preconceived judgements to run amok as false expectations regarding story direction and tone are the most deadly of disappointments a reader of any written work can inflict upon themselves. That said, Enjoy, you effin degenerates... My Fucking Family By: UltimateFunDad When the good Lord got around to handing out gifts to his creations, there were 3 things that he blessed yours truly with. The first gift is the ability to think outside the box. The second, which ties into the first, is the ability to manipulate and control weaker willed individuals through sheer force of will, as well as a natural physical charisma. The last gift, and some would say the best, is a cock that is perfectly suited to my natural predilections. You see, I'm an avowed, perverted, unashamed, and ravenously brazen Grade-A certifiable pedophile. I love to fuck kids. I love to hold them, touch them, lick them, and suck them, and I've always been sexually, physically and emotionally attracted to children since as long as I knew what sexual thoughts and feelings even were. As far as I know, I was never molested or abused as a child and generally was happy, and rather carefree with an average family upbringing; neither overly conservative or super liberal in its view about sex. And here's another secret for you – you are a pedophile too. Oh, I don't mean because you're reading this story. What I mean that you as a human being are hardwired on a genetic level to be attracted to kids, sexually and paternally/ maternally predisposed to want to fuck and breed children both adolescent and prepubescent. The science is in on this one. In our primitive brains, the younger the piece of ass generally speaking, the better and more primal the lust will be. Everything else regarding societal taboos is an artificial, and thus unnatural human construct. An unnatural construct that is both misplaced and is in fact as my story will prove, detrimental. Science has proven that the moment a boy or girl is ready to begin having sex and reproducing, their body starts changing. There is a reason that this change is happening stupid, and it isn't because teenagers are just so fucking wonderful we all can't wait for them to get there. Scientifically speaking, we are sexual creatures long before our current genteel (read hopelessly broken) society has arbitrarily decided we should be. Now that my soap box has been constructed, maybe you'll understand my third gift better. I was born with a cock that is a quite impressive 9 inches, but no bigger around than a 50 cent piece. It's the perfect cock for fucking small and tight holes, and I don't consider this anything short of intentional. As far as I'm concerned, I am an evolved male and my purpose in life is to spread my seed as far and as much as I physically can. As a result, my sexual attractions and evolved sexual drives are focused primarily on young boys and young girls alike. Now that I've got your attention, let me tell you a bit about how my family of depraved and wonderful individuals came to be. It really all came together back in my senior year of high school. I was consuming a steady diet of both teenage and preteen boys and girls, and was known throughout my school as willing to fuck just about anything that walked upright on two legs with a pulse. To me, ass is just a 3 letter word for pussy, and everyone has one which means I really couldn't go wrong either way. It's also another firm belief of mine that most people are born bisexual and either stay there in relative comfort or migrate to either end of the spectrum. As for myself, I loved fucking boys and girls just about equally. Now, I have certainly tried receiving and every once in a blue moon, with the right boy of course, I find getting fucked almost as enjoyable as doing the fucking. However, truth be told, I like to lose my load inside a tight hole where my cock belongs, not with my dick spitting in the air as my prostate gets pounded mercilessly. Don't get me wrong, it's a damn fine way to cum, but in the end I'd like to be the guy doing the pounding. So of course, everyone out there has a kindred spirit, and Hayley was my soul mate. Not only would I find out after we started dating in Freshman year that she was an absolute freak that encouraged and fed off of my bisexuality, but she too was attracted to younger body types, of both genders as well. We were cut from the same cloth as the old-folks say. In her case it probably had something to do with having to often bathe and care for her younger brother a few short years ago as she entered puberty...who knows these things really? In any case, through some skillful, though surprisingly easy manipulation on my part I was able to convince her that it would be the greatest thing since the internet to tag team her 11 year old brother Aidan. Man o man was that some of the best sex I remember to this very day. There's nothing more of a turn on than fucking a young virgin barely pubescent boy while his slightly older sister guides your cock into his hole while spreading his legs and looking deep into your eyes as she commands you to breed her baby brother's boy pussy. Talk about mind blowing. That single, wonderfully erotic experience bonded us closer than man and wife, which is what we became just 3 years later, and I at the tender age of 19 and her 16. Praise the lord for Romeo and Juliet laws. I got a decent job working as a direct apprentice to a well-established builder and architect with a local firm right out of High school, thanks to a family friend. The hours were just perfect , and the pay was enough to take care of bills which was all I really dreamed of as a 19 year old with a baby on the way. Oh yes, Hayley was pregnant just as soon as she graduated, and not a moment after. In fact, the night of our homecoming dance, we fucked like rabbits and I had to have cum directly into her womb completely unprotected probably 5 or 6 times that night. Thankfully, with a 9 inch cock, I could snuggle right up to her cervix and spray some very potent swimmers right into her baby factory. Which if everything went according to our plan, her vagina would soon become. Oh, don't let the narrative fool you boys and girls. Miss Hayley came up with the idea of creating a family for us both to fuck the night we both shagged her little brother that first time. With my young and potent sperm, and her fertile womb, we would be able pump out at least 7 or 8 kids by the time the first one was ready to start having their own kids with Mommy and Daddy. Fortunately for Hayley, I had an even better idea. The thought of creating my own family with its own moral values and that was utterly sexually depraved intrigued the hell out of me. Along with that goal came the physical effect of making my cock do hourly hand stands because my plan was even more depraved than hers. She got so turned on by it when I related it to her she made me fuck her like I wanted to hurt her. My plan called for as little interaction with the outside world as possible. It would require us to perform some serious indoctrination of a quasi-religious nature on our own children, introduce them to cult like sexual ceremonies, eventual home schooling, and 24-7 unorthodox parenting techniques of the most perverted and depraved manner. It was a great fucking plan with which I was positive would work provided both of us stuck with it. When little Alex came kicking and screaming into the world we were overjoyed parents. Our boy wasn't born in a sterile hospital but in our small home with just his Mommy and Daddy to love him. After we sent the midwife home, I watched with unadulterated pride as my little boy latched dutifully on to his mother's ample bosom and began his first meal. As we both smiled at each other, Hayley reached her hand into my underwear and grabbed my steel hard cock. "Okay babe," She cooed. "Let's start Alex off with his first drink of daddy's special milk." "Absolutely babe!", I grinned. As Hayley began to jerk my tool, I got up onto my knees and slightly straddled her chest on the side of her unoccupied tit. Haley sucked my steel hard rod into her mouth and began felating me just mere inches away from our son's face. After no time at all, I squeezed my legs stiff and rigid and my girl knew I was close to cumming in her mouth. Hayley pulled Alex gently off her tit and pulled the head of my flaring cockhead out of her suckhole. Gently, she placed my dripping glans against Aidan's open and tiny lips where he promptly began suckling. As soon as I felt those tiny lips against my weeping pee-slit my eyes rolled back into my head and I blew a massive load. Our infant son, just 3 hours old, received his first inaugural dose of Daddy sperm which he drank like a sissy T-girl porn star. As if? No, of course he didn't you delusional freak. What he actually did, was to sputter, cough, and instantly start wailing bloody murder. However, we his proud parents both giggled and smiled at each other as we tried to clean he and I up a bit. After his mommy returned him to his proper and evolutionarily superior milk dispenser, she kissed me deeply and soulfully. No doubt, Hayley received most of my overflow which we took turns scooping off her ample bosom and depositing on her tongue. Just between you and I though, I think little Alex drank the lion's share of my frothy syrup. Soon after his meal, our newborn son promptly zonked out, momma's teat still firmly clasped between his lips. Our little nymph had taken the first of many mouthfuls of his daddy's potent semen at only 3 hours old. This feat likely set several kinds of new and debauched world records for all we both knew. Fortuitously, It was a sequence of events he would never quite outgrow; swallow daddy's load, drink his mommy's milk, and promptly fall asleep. If you can't tell by now, I loved my little tyke very much. Over the next few months, Alex became our sole center of attention in life. Everywhere we went, and most everything we did, little Alex was an ever present observer to. We bathed him together. We slept together. Hayley and I even fucked with him lying on our bed right next to us - his tiny eyes flickering with the antics of his goofy acting parents. Alex was only 7 months old when Haley informed me that she was pregnant again. Can my girl pop them out, or what? During this early period of Alex's life, we had also began inviting now 14 year old Aidan over to learn how to help care for his baby cousin. The side bonus of this arangement being that he was also to resume caring for his brother-in-law and sister's perverse and rampant sexual proclivities. to be continued?