Date: Thu, 8 Jul 2010 16:03:14 +1000 From: The Pin Subject: Flowers for the church Part 5 The day of the Lord had dawned bright and clear, now would we be tried before the Spirit, so as final experimentation my wife and I checked with those tubes..carefully we inserted them one in the other, then at my sign we suddenly squeezed with might and main, and Lo! With double "thump" both inner tubes shot out from us to smite the far wall, mightily. It was good, we were now meet and proper to appease the Holy Goat. Lunch time, Dr. Pharissy came and ministered unto us with pills, injections and sundry advice that we might the better enjoy and enjoying, better endure the Holy Goat. After, one to another we said "That was good stuff he imparted, for there is now a fire in my loins that I would fain assuage with another, a Goat would be good, have you not heard, that they cum without end and that their penis, why it is mightier than the sword?" Thus were we imbued with the spirit, and when evening came we put upon us our raiment of pure diaphanous white and awaited the summons. The airs announced the presence, once more the waft of aerosol and there emerged the Elder of previous acquaintance. Benignly did he smile upon us and raising arms intoned "Come my little ones, come....and strut your stuff before his Holiness for this is the appointed hour! Let the Holy Goat be sated and His blessings shall be yours...but know ye this, stretcher bearers will be nigh that comfort may be rendered to any falling by the way!" Eager we obeyed, behind the Elder we humbly progressed until, halted before the majestic gates we paused. Thrice did that Elder smite upon the door and as they swung wide, with obeisance deep...we entered the Control Room of his Holiness! Candles did glow, all was dim but then we saw, upon a goodly throne of ivory carved, his Holiness the Hope, in vestments all of white and around, his acolytes - altar boys of beauty pure with buttocks bare. In reverence we gazed, the hand bejewelled beckoned and we approached. Advanced in years, his Holiness sat. Upon us he smiled, a blessing passed his trembling lips (the words we could not hear), an altar boy adoring bathed his brow...and heavenly music did swell forth. From each other we took our cue, then nimbly and summoning reserves of grace, our liturgical dance began. The room spun, the candles flickered...dimly I perceived, altar boys mouths agape, his Holiness hand clutched to breast leaning forward intent then slowly the music did fade and we, our dance forgotten did prepare ourselves. So casting aside our garments heavenly we bared our gleaming bodies, again his Holiness beckoned and we drew closer....his tongue passed over pale lips, again we heard him bless us as altar boys around his person pressed their fondling hands to comfort and to sooth. Suddenly, music loud and strident sounded and as at a signal we turned, both naked before the Lord as born - and Lo, there behold! The Holy Goat, not one but in personification doubled, together they entered, fluttering cloaks of gleaming gold, stately rams heads nodding and.....how we marvelled for each approached preceded by penis of monstrous size, already erect, rampant and prepared they stood the while the ground they pawed. "Yeah" thought we, "this is goodly sport to be had and worthy of the Spirit - let us begin for we are to be tested in the Lord!" for much medication had fired our already fevered imaginings! Holy Goat in glorious double halted the pair, the jar of unguent sacramental lay between them so pausing...their penis held and in they dipped to brandish once more aloft but now dripping, while wife and I sought ourselves to position pleasingly with wanton abandon displayed...behold the Goats drew nigh. Our buttocks spread and legs astride - his Holiness would perceive the acts of penetration and as each were quickly mounted, we were amazed. My wife, though by comparison minute did most nobly receive the appendage, myself, I felt the thrust behind and thrilled to the feel. They began to take their pleasure of us, on and on they pressed then we our teachings recalling, began randomly to position body that his Holiness might better the view enjoy. Suddenly, my Goat did begin to shake, shudder and there issued forth a warm stream into my bowels..., lifting me he bore me to the throne and there his Holiness solemnly clapped approval for the seed of the Goat was clear, it ran down between my legs. Leaping to the ground I once more prepared myself as past us, my wife too was borne that his Holiness might view and approve the stream translucent that issued from her loins. Then Goats upright remaining, there began another implanting or sowing of the seed...which again his Holiness did inspect....still erect more followed, then inspection again..and I rejoiced and did continue in that course until, suddenly a voice, weary now said unto me "What manner of spirit hath possessed thee, for this I cannot take...not much longer for I am sore afflicted and my heart fails, couldst not thou..take a dive?" Knowing not what he sayeth but in compassion and to give comfort I cried "Rejoice!" then squeezed his penis with muscles eager but my wife the exhortation hearing thought it to be a signal thus she too began to squeeze and shortly Goats reluctant gave of their all once more - yet not ourselves content, we abated not. But then, evil did foully insinuate and enter in for even as he toiled unsteady above my wife, that Goat did gasp mightily, then stagger and fall to lie still. All were amazed, his Holiness too for leaning forward the better to witness that which had come to pass, boys did scatter and call out in loud dismay for blue in face and eyes turned heavenward as in prayer he did fall to the side. And he lay still. Yet the Devil had not yet run his course for, with purpose fell he me possessed and...though I would not..I... sneezed mightily ...and my muscles clenched whereupon that other Goat did scream - loud and shrill. And he too fell to the floor, yet he did not lie still but uttered loud cries of lamentation to the Lord and then prayed to him that he might "end it". These were marvellous happenings and I was sore afraid. Gathering my wife unto me there stood we in trepidation, much troubled. In haste had we been gathered, for that Elder - he who was known to us had appeared and commanded us so to assemble. I looked and witnessed that there were present: Teacher; the Reverend Fred; Instructor; Cockup; Dr. Pharissy and Pastor. In sorrow were we told "Now, in half an hour we'll have the Feds crawling all over this place, two stiffs and one partial castration are not going to be explained away..not until after the elections anyway. So, OUT - the plane's there, the car's outside so unless you want to answer questions..it's holiday time, far away - we'll just go as we are..the Church takes care the other end...yes that little country we bought last year, no more questions. Oh yes, those Altar boys - the Saudis will take them back, they're on their way. Now off!" As we filed out I heard the Elder converse with Dr. Pharissy "I thought you'd medicated the randy old fart, and what the fuck was in the stuff you gave to these two? He's still hard damnit and she's playing with herself! No, no one touch them you hear, now or ever, just leave 'em well alone...they can do things with each other instead, yes...well at least, we avoid having to organise the next inauguration...what, what the hell...did he do to that poor sod...?" Teacher looked uncomfortable. My ears had pricked up at some of this and humbly I asked "Will we be...dancing at that inauguration too?" The Elder answered with some words I had never heard before but I took my wife's hand and as I looked upon her, I considered - she was very comely, "for fair art thou my daughter" as they said..and why had we not tried it..together..? She pressed close and smiled up at me and I wondered, had I found favour in those eyes? Indeed, she was very fair...