Date: Fri, 10 Jan 2014 05:21:44 -0500
From: MJ <oinkerz@mindless.com>
Subject: WTF Man, Chapter 3

WTF, man? [Part 3]

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When I woke I felt completely rested. During the night we had moved
somewhat. I woke up and found myself completely entwined in Trystan. Our
fronts were facing each other, our legs were tangled together and we were
both holding one another tightly.

With a lot of effort Ð both to not disturb him and to be quiet Ð I
got out of bed and relieved my bladder, washed my hands and went to the
kitchen. I made Trystan's favorite: Egg and sausages. I also made some
pancakes for myself, since I didn't eat eggs. I poured some OJ and took the
food upstairs. Trystan was just waking up when I came into the room. The
smell of the food was helping him wake up faster.

He smiled at me as he rubbed his eyes before sitting up.

"Morning sunshine," I said, sitting down next to him on the bed.

"Morning," he replied with a yawn. Unless he was woken with sex, he took a
long time to wake up properly. I decided to try something. I grabbed a
sausage from the tray and slowly inserted it into my mouth, trying to seem
as seductive as possible. It definitely caught his attention. I stuffed the
sausage in pretty far, before pulling it back and taking a bite off the
edge.

Trystan seemed fully awake now, with his briefs being tented out
obscenely. I wasn't completely sure though whether it was from my display
or whether it was still his morning glory.

"Want a bite?" I asked, offering him the sausage I had taken a bite
from. He leaned in and slowly, in his own seductive way, took a large bite
of the sausage. I couldn't stop myself, and burst out laughing. He seemed
shocked at my reaction, then joined in.

"Sorry bro, it's not you. This is just kinda ridiculous," I said.

"I know. It's hot as fuck, but it is funny."

"Let's eat and get ready. I want to go to the mall," I said, handing the
rest of the sausage to Trystan before grabbing a pancake.

"Cool dude, what for?" he asked.

"There's a book I want to get, and I need some clothes, and just a few
groceries. Shouldn't take too long."

He nodded. He knew I hated dawdling when going to stores. I liked to go in,
get shit done and leave. No time for fucking around.

It was a scorcher of a day, so I planned on swimming, and decided against a
morning shower. I would shower later on. We got dressed, and I turned on
the dishwasher before heading out.

We got to the bookstore and I had to search quite a bit to find the book I
was looking for. I finally found it, and was relieved to find that I had
gotten one at all, since it was the last copy.

I paid for the book while Trystan was browsing around. When I was done I
went to find him, and he was in the erotica section. He giggled like a
school kid when he showed me a copy of the gay Kama Sutra. I smiled as I
took it from him and checked out the back.

It seemed interesting, so I flipped through the pages, and was quite
intrigued. I finally gave it back to him to put back. Instead though he
grabbed it up and went to pay for it. My eyes were wide with shock, but he
just smiled at me. The guy checking him out looked at him in surprise when
he saw what he was paying for. The guy must have been in college still.

"It's a gag gift for a buddy of ours," he said, looking at me. The guy
followed his gaze and looked at me. I must have seemed straight enough for
him, because he seemed to buy the story and laughed at the lie Trystan had
told him.

"Well I hope your friend appreciates the gift," he said with a smile as
Trystan turned to walk away.

"I'm pretty sure he will," he said back. He handed the plastic bag with the
book in it to me. "Here you go, baby," he said before squeezing my ass.

I played along and pretended to seem super stoked. "Thanks babe!" I said as
I leaned in and held his head as I gave him a kiss. I turned around and
looked at the shocked check-out guy with his mouth hanging open staring at
us, and burst out laughing. I almost literally fell to the floor and
started rolling around. We had done stuff like that before, so we were both
pretty much in sync when it came to teasing people.

We made our way to my favorite clothing store and I proceeded to browse. I
needed some jeans, so I started there. I picked out three pairs that I
really liked, and went to the shorts. I was feeling like spoiling myself,
so I went all out and got everything I wanted. After about 20 minutes I had
more stuff than I could carry, and was just about ready to check out, but
moved on to the last section I needed to visit with Trystan following,
carrying quite a lot of my choices.

Trystan's expression seemed lustful when I asked him to pick out some
briefs for me. I needed some, but for some reason I wanted him to choose
which to buy. He went crazy and chose the ones with the brightest colors
and patterns. He must have chosen about 25 pairs by the time he had
finished, so we went to check out. Trystan had gone clothes shopping a few
days before, so he didn't feel the need to get anything.

After putting the clothes in the car and buying the things I needed for the
house we decided to grab some lunch. We got a pizza to share in the food
court, and found a table. It was packed, but we were lucky and got a table
when a crowd got up to leave. Not too much later three guys came up to us
and asked if they could join us, and sat down when we agreed with friendly
smiles.

They introduced themselves as Aaron, Jeb and Brad. Aaron seemed like an
aspiring bodybuilder, while Jeb and Brad seemed more like runners. I didn't
feel inferior in the least, since I was proud of my body from doing
gymnastics and tennis. Trystan didn't have any reason to feel bad himself,
since he was a typical jock, having played rugby all his life.

While we all hit it off famously, I seemed to have more in common with
Aaron than any of the other newcomers. We chatted about anything that came
to mind, and joked along with everyone else. If anyone were to watch us
they surely would have thought that we were all life-long friends.

"Excuse me guys while I go drain the dragon," I said smiling at my own
words. I got up and headed to the bathroom, where I proceeded into a stall
and locked the door. I was very shy about showing my dick in restrooms,
which has always baffled myself and my friends. I unzipped and pulled out
mini-me. I always love the feeling of letting go after holding in a piss. I
was just about done when I heard the door of the restroom open and close. I
was just finishing up when there was a knock at the door of the stall I was
in. I was confused, because I had been the only person in the restroom
before this person came in.

"Occupied, sorry," I said, confused.

"It's me dude, Aaron," came Aaron's voice. I was still confused but sighed
in relief as I opened the door.

"What's up bud?" I asked.

"I was just wondering if you needed any company?" he asked with a smile. I
was taken aback. This was very odd.

"Not really, no. I actually just finished," I replied.

"That's a shame," he said, making it obvious that he was looking down at
the bulge in my shorts, and then at the one in his jeans.

"Yeah, I guess so," I said, feeling violated. I hadn't given off any
signals to this dude. And even though he was smoking hot, I didn't want
him. I still felt pretty much straight for anyone except Trystan, plus I
felt that I would kinda be cheating on him if I hooked up with any other
guys. We hadn't committed to one another, but I felt like I would be
tainting our connection if I were to hook up with anyone besides him that
didn't have a vagina and boobs.

"Well maybe you could keep me company instead?" Aaron asked with a smirk as
he stepped into the stall beside me, closing and locking the door behind
him. Even though the stalls in this restroom were bigger than usual, it was
still a pretty tight fit.

Aaron unzipped and pulled out his dick, and I had to admit that I was
impressed by it. He put his arm around my shoulders as he started pissing
into the toilet bowl.

"I don't really think so, I'll just see you outside dude," I said, turning
away.

"You can't leave now," he said, tightening his arm around my shoulders,
keeping me there.

"Let me go, please. I don't want any trouble," I said with a clear warning
in my tone.

"If you stay there won't be any," he said, with a clear warning in his tone
as well.

I sighed and placed my hand on the back of his head. He smiled and started
to lean in for a kiss. I smiled back as I pulled back and hit his face with
my forehead before he knew what was happening. I had hit his nose, and it
was bleeding. I was pretty sure it was broken. He let go of me to check his
nose, and I quickly unlocked the door and casually walked out. Trystan
looked up as I approached the table, and his eyes grew wide. I looked down
at myself and noticed that some of Aaron's blood must have spattered onto
my shirt.

"Sorry guys, but we've got to leave now," Trystan said when he saw my
expression, which told him that we needed to get away to avoid more
trouble. I loved how we could communicate wordlessly when needed.

"Yeah sorry guys. We'll maybe see you around sometime," I said as I got
some of the grocery bags from beneath the table. We turned to leave and the
others merely said goodbye as we walked away. We were on the escalators
when Aaron got to his friends, and I saw them get up and glare at us after
he told them what happened. They started walking toward us, and I knew we
had to hurry.

Trystan and I got in the car and sped off as they got outside the mall,
mere meters from my car.

"Are you going to tell me what that was all about?" he asked me when they
were out of sight.

"Aaron made a pass at me," I said bluntly.

"AndÉ?"

"And when I didn't want to do anything he tried to force it, threatening me
that there would be trouble if I didn't comply; so of course I hit him in
the face with my forehead, and walked away while he was dazed." I said.

"You're crazy, you know that, right?" he said laughing.

"Yeah, but I won't take shit from anyone. He hugely underestimated this
small guy. I'll fuck up anyone who messes with me, or anyone I care for," I
said, looking into his eyes, making my message clear: I would do the same
for him if anyone messed with him.

He blushed and averted his gaze.



"That's my favorite," Said Trystan upon seeing the final pair of briefs. I
had tried on all of them to show him what I looked like in them, and I had
kept my personal favorite for last.

"I agree with you, pretty cool."

He was practically drooling, so I turned around and showed him my ass,
which was showcased nicely in the tight briefs. He reached out and felt up
my cheeks, and I smiled.

He made a sad face when I stepped away and turned around. I kneeled down
and kissed him, and his sadness disappeared. He was sitting on the carpet
on my bedroom floor. He lay back and I lay on top of him, kissing him
deeply. I could feel his excitement against my leg, and wasted no time in
taking off my new briefs before undressing him.

We kissed again, and he started leaking against my abdomen. We looked into
each others eyes, and both knew what was about to happen. We didn't need
any foreplay, so I reached for my dresser and pulled out some lube, and
lubed us both up. Slowly and carefully I lined up and pushed into him. I
knew this was his first time, so I was as careful not to hurt him as
possible. I has lubed him up as thoroughly as possible, so it wasn't long
before he was used to the sensation and telling me to go further. Within
two minutes I was balls deep. When he gave me the heads up I slowly
retreated, only to slightly faster push back in. I kept this up, speeding
up each time until he was moaning like my own little whore from my cock.

It didn't take me long to finish, and I almost screamed as I pumped my load
deep into him, making him mine as he had made me his the day before. The
pleasure was so great that I barely noticed that he was also cumming,
without ever touching himself.

I collapsed onto him with all my weight, and he wrapped his strong arms
around me. I turned my face to his, and we kissed tenderly.

"That was much better than I expected it to be," he said smiling after the
kiss.

"I'm very happy that you think so, because we'll be doing that a lot from
now on," I said. He only smiled in agreement.

"Just so you know, if I had known what that prick was doing, I would have
barged in and fucked him up so badly that he wouldn't remember his own
name," he said as he caressed my face.

"I know, thank you." And with that we kissed yet again.



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