Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2003 13:22:41 -0800 (PST) From: Josh Klubber Subject: Batboy Let me start by introducing the characters. The main character is Josh. He is a 15 year old hockey and football player. He is 5'9" and 165 pounds. When Josh was 12 he was the batboy for a professional baseball team near his home town. That is how he met Tom., a 37 year old umpire. He was 5'8' and 215 pounds, a little on the chubby side. Tom, a married man who was going through a divorce... Every night after the ball game Tom and his umpire partner would strip down out of there sweaty clothes and would take a shower in the locker room. The batboy was required, as part of his job, to make sure that the ump's had enough soap, towels, and anything else they might need. Josh always loved to do this part of the job, as he would always stall until he knew the studs were naked and washing themselves clean. One night during a rain delay, Josh ran down to the ump's room and wondered in on something that would change his life forever. He knew he heard something that he liked very much. He stood up against the door and listened. "Oh baby harder, put it in there harder." He knew what was going on. He weighed his options to what he should do. He did not even think about it for one second and the door flew open. Inside, his dreams came true. He saw Tom and Bill, a 59 year old umpire, naked lying on the dirty floor, in the 69 position. Send me some e-mails to if I should continue or not. I am new at this but I love doing it!