Date: Sat, 6 Apr 2013 16:24:40 -0500 From: Jim Vance Subject: Being Practical - 2 Being Practical By Jim Vance Copyright 2013 by Jim Vance jimvance2@hotmail.com http://jimvance.weebly.com Please donate to nifty so you can continue to read stories like this. http://donate.nifty.org/donate.html You can see a list of my stories at: http://www.nifty.org/nifty/authors.html#jimvance Two "Can we go to the grocery store?" "Are you serious?" "Yes." "Are you hungry?" "No." Ed laughed. "Then why?" "I thought I might buy penis-shaped vegetables." Ed laughed. "So you want carrots and cucumbers and stuff like that?" "Exactly!" Ed laughed. "I do not even want to think about what your ma would say when she found dirty carrots in here." "I would wash them!" "What if she saw those nice clean carrots and decided to put them in our dinner?" "How about beer?" "You are not shoving a beer can or a beer bottle up your ass!" I laughed and then I laughed some more. "I don't mean that. Ed. I want you inside me. I want to be fucked. I don't want to wait. It will hurt at first. I know this. I want to get fucked. If I have three beers, you can shove it in me. It has been done before, you know. I'm not the first virgin to be fucked in the ass. I want to get fucked. Did I mention I want to get fucked?" Ed sighed. "If I am understanding what you are saying, you want to get fucked." I laughed. "You're quick!" We both laughed. "I don't want to wake up a virgin in the morning. Don't make me use the Jeff card." "Oh, God! Yes! I will fuck you. Right now!" Ed walked into his bathroom and brought out a jar of Vaseline. "Lie on your stomach, baby." I did. Ed got between my legs. I heard him open the Vaseline jar. Then I felt his finger slid into me. "Damn, Ed. That feels great." "I doubt you will say that when I shove my cock in there." "No, but it will mean I am a married man. Our relationship will be consummated, now won't it?" "Yes, baby. It really will." Ed moved his finger around. "What about the beer?" "Your ma would skin me alive if she knew I gave you beer." "You are right. I think she would be madder about that than about you fucking me. That doesn't make sense." "I know. It's your pa, though. She would be afraid you would start drinking regularly." "I guess you are right. Damn! You are smart and gorgeous!" Ed chuckled. "Thank you, baby." Ed pulled his finger out and pushed two into me. It burned, but I didn't make a sound. I wanted it. I wanted to feel his arms around me while he was inside me. I wanted the man I loved to breed me. Ed wiggled his two fingers around. It started to hurt less. "Are you ready for three fingers?" "Yes." I waited and I figured Ed was putting more Vaseline on his fingers. He pushed them into me and I almost screamed. Fuck it hurt! I closed my eyes and imagined it was his cock sliding into me. That made me feel better. He started moving them around and the pain got worse. I am afraid I gasped. "I told you it would hurt!" "I know, Ed. I want you inside me much more than I don't want this pain. I love you and I need this." Ed sighed and kept moving his fingers. "Fuck me, now!" Ed chuckled. "Bossy, aren't you?" I laughed. "I meant fuck me now, please." "That's better." Ed pulled his fingers out. I felt him move over me. When his prick touched my hole, I was happy. I braced myself for the pain. He pushed slowly into me. It hurt like hell, but I was happy I was hurting. Then I felt his weight on me. "I am inside you, baby." "I am so glad, Ed. I love you." "I love you. I am going to wait a few minutes like this." "Will you lose your erection?" "Yes, your ass is going to cut it clean off." We both laughed. "Am I tight?" "I think I pushed my prick through a keyhole." I laughed. "Thank you for doing this, Ed." "Oh, baby. Don't thank me. I hate that I am causing you pain." "Doesn't it hurt with women the first time?" "Yes, it can. I don't think it always does, but I am the wrong man to ask about that." Ed kissed the side of my head and my cheek. "I love having you on top of me." "I love being here." "If you like it, I hope we do it a lot." "Baby, I promise we will." "It isn't hurting if you want to move." "I'm not sure I believe you, but OK." Ed pulled partway out and thrust in. I grunted. He repeated it. I groaned. He kept going, and it started hurting less. He got up on his knees, pulling my rear up with him. He held my hips and gave me my first fuck. "Holy shit! This feels terrific!" "I'm glad," I said, with my cheek pressed to the bed. He kept fucking me and I was glad he was there, but I had hoped it would be pleasurable to me. It just hurt. Still, I was glad my man was fucking me. "Oh, baby! I am going to want to do this all the time!" "I still want to eat your spunk." "I know, Tom. I plan to keep you happy, even if I have to have more orgasms to do it." We both laughed. He kept thrusting. "I'm close, baby." "Breed me, Ed!" "I will, baby." "Hose my guts with your spunk!" "Yuck!" he said. I laughed. "I don't like that picture at all." "Fuck me, Daddy! Fill me up!" "That's better." "Oh, baby. Oh. Oh. Baby!" Ed shouted as he came. He stopped moving. I couldn't feel anything, but I was sure he was shooting. "You filling me?" "I am," he panted. He moaned and he began making slight thrusts into me. Gradually those ended and he fell on top of me. "Let me get off you." "No. Stay there, please." "OK, baby." Ed nuzzled behind my ear. "Are you still hard, Daddy?" "Yeah." "Do you want to fuck me on my back?" "You sure?" "Yes." "OK." Ed pulled out of me and I rolled over onto my back. I pulled my legs up. He looked at my hole. "Is your spunk leaking out of it?" I asked. "No." "Then you didn't do it right." Ed laughed. "In porn stories, it's always leaking out. Always." "Fourteen year old boys should not read porn stories." "Who should?" "Men my age." I laughed. "How would I know that you had done it wrong if I hadn't read them?" Ed laughed. Then he pushed slowly back inside me. It hurt, but not as bad as before. "You look like the sexiest man in the universe to me, Ed." He bent down and kissed me. He began thrusting. He changed his angle and I groaned. "Was that good or bad?" "Good." He tried it again and he found the spot. He thrust at it a couple of times. "Like that?" "Yes!" He grinned at me and began thrusting there. I moaned. "You like this, baby?" "I love it. I love you!" He was sweating and I wiped my hand on his face and licked the sweat off. "Damn, boy!" He lowered his face and I licked some more of his sweat off his nose. He pressed his mouth to mine and kissed me. I wrapped my arms around his neck while we kissed. He began moaning while we kissed and then he groaned and stopped moving. I sucked on his tongue while he came inside me again. He pulled away and grinned at me. "My bride!" "I am!" He was sweating and flushed, but he looked really happy to me. He pulled slowly out of me and looked at my hole. "Looks like I did it right, this time." I grinned at him. "How do you feel, Tom?" "You came twice, but I didn't come at all." "I can fix that!" Ed sucked my cock and I came pretty quick. I was still amazed that an important man would want to suck my cock. Ed fell on the bed beside me and pulled me to him. He was all sweaty, but I was happy anyway. I was right where I belonged. We lay there for a while and then Ed got up. "Let's get a shower." "I grinned and walked into the bathroom. We both got into his shower, which was a stall. I thought that was really neat. He adjusted the water and I got the soap and started washing him. "You make me very, very happy, Tom. I am so glad you love me." I just grinned. "Let me wash your hair." Ed lowered his head and I got some shampoo and rubbed it in. "I love doing this for you. Like the shaving. It just makes me happy to have my hands on you. To do something for you." Ed rinsed his hair and then kissed me for a long time. He washed me and we dried ourselves. "Do you want to watch TV?" he asked me. "Sure." We got in his recliner. We were both naked. "I have a feeling that if I get to comfortable, I will fall asleep, Dad." Ed smiled at me. "I would not mind that a bit! How does your butt feel?" "A little sore. Not too bad." I rested my head on his chest again. "I love you, Ed." "I love you, Tom. Very, very much. Thank you for forcing the issue. The fucking, I mean. I really wanted to fuck you, but I felt guilty." "I'm very glad, too. It makes me feel more yours. I don't know why." "Well, it doesn't really matter why. You are mine and we are both happy about that." I ran my hands over my man. I loved every bit of his body. I felt for my favorite bit. "I think he may be asleep for the evening." I held his prick while I kissed Ed's chest. I felt it stiffen in my hand. I climbed off the recliner. "Will you put the foot rest down?" He did. I got on the floor between his legs and took his nuts into my mouth. Ed sighed as I sucked them. His cock stiffened in my hand and I began stroking it while I continued to suck on his balls. I looked up at him and he smiled at me. "Let's go to bed. I think you woke him up." I grinned. "I want to suck you, too." We got up and walked to his bedroom. Ed took my hand and I grinned at him. When he closed the door, I asked, "Ed, are you going to keep fucking me? I mean, you don't still think I'm too young, do you?" "No, baby. You convinced me you wanted it at least as much as I did. I plan to fuck you every day." "Good." Ed shook his head. "Damn, I am one lucky man." "I think I am the lucky one. You are so damned gorgeous." Ed took me in his arms and kissed me. Then he kissed my neck and my chest. He licked a line down my stomach. Then he knelt and began sucking me. I held his head. Ed ran a finger along my crack and pushed it inside me. That made me come instantly. He swallowed my spunk, which still amazed me. What would Doris Pringle say? She had been chasing after Ed for years. Everyone in town knew. Ed stood. "What are you thinking about, Tom." "Doris Pringle." Ed burst out laughing. "When I was sucking your cock, you were thinking about Doris?" I grinned at him. "I was thinking, What would Doris say if she could see Ed right now?" Ed laughed. "It would be funny!" "I think so. She must be terribly depressed about you marrying Ma." "Probably." "She just never gave up on you. I wonder if she will now." "The woman has made me run in the opposite direction too many times to count. Good lord, is she a pest! Her favorite tactic is sneaking up behind me, tapping me on the shoulder and saying, `Hiiiii, Ed,' in that irritating nasal voice of hers." "If she does it again, I'll say, `Hands off my daddy!'." "This will keep her speechless for about two seconds. And that's two seconds of pure bliss." We both laughed. "Anyway, I'll sic Reverend Mitchell on her if she tries to foul up my marriage." "Are we going to the carnival next week?" "I guess. I hadn't given it much thought. Sure, it will be fun. Since it's for the high school, I need to make an appearance. It will be the three of us. "Tom, I've been thinking. I really appreciate how great Edith has been about you and me. Do you know if there is something she has always wanted?" "I think if you give her something else right now, she will go crazy trying to show her thanks. Like maybe allowing you to paw all over her, even though she hates it." "Oh, god! I'm glad I asked." I laughed. I wrapped my arms around Ed and rested my head on his chest. He tilted my head up and kissed me. "I love you, Tom." "I love you, Ed." I knelt and sucked Ed, but I couldn't make him come again. "Damn! You look so disappointed, Tom!" "I am." "You have made me come four times today. That is a lot of sex!" "Then why do I want more?" Ed laughed. "Will you lie on your stomach in bed?" "Sure. You aren't planning to fuck me, are you?" "No. You are the fucker and I am the fucked." Ed laughed. He got up on the bed. I got between his legs. I admired his back and butt. Damn! He was one fine man. I pulled his cheeks apart and looked at his hairy hole. I had read about rimming and I wanted to do it to my man. I bent down and began licking him. "Holy Fuck!" I grinned and kept licking his hole. It tasted like Ed, so I loved it. Ed moaned and groaned. "Oh, Tommy, baby! Oh, baby!" I began trying to push my tongue in him. Ed grunted. "Did that hurt?" "Fuck no! Feels fantastic!" I kept it up. I must have eaten his hole for five minutes when he flipped over. I swallowed his cock and tugged on his balls. His warm spunk spurted into my mouth while Ed sighed. I looked up at him while he was coming. He was grinning and shaking his head. After he came, his cock got soft fast. He pulled me up and kissed me. "God, I love you so much!" "I love you, Ed." I grinned at him. "Do you still think I shouldn't read porn stories?" He laughed. "No. I want to buy you more!" I laughed. "I read them on the internet for free. Do you have internet here?" "Yes. We will buy you a computer tomorrow. A nice one. "Turn off the light. Let's go to sleep, baby." I got up and turned it off. I got back into bed and Ed pulled me to him. "Good night, baby. I love you." "I love you, Ed." I took Ed's hand and kissed his palm. He pulled me even tighter to himself. I sighed happily and fell asleep. The next morning, I heard a noise that woke me. I got out of bed and put on pants. I went looking for what woke me. It was Ma in the kitchen. "Morning, Ma." I hugged her. "Good morning, Tom. Did you sleep well?" "I sure did." "This kitchen is a mess. I think the only thing Ed ever used is the toaster and it is full of burnt cheese. I turned the oven on and all the dust caught on fire." I laughed. "Well, he was a bachelor!" "That is plain." "Do you want me to unpack your kitchen stuff?" "No. You go back in with Ed. I will knock on your door when I have breakfast ready." "OK, Ma." I climbed back in bed. Ed looked at me and I smiled at him. "I heard banging and I went to see if Ma needed help. She told me to keep you company and she will let us know when breakfast is ready." He grinned and kissed me. "You look so fucking sexy!" Ed said. Me? Was he joking? "Oh, yeah. Right. Everyone's always saying that." "I'm not surprised." "Ed, no one thinks I'm sexy, except you, if you were serious." "I know of at least two people who do. I am sure there are more. I haven't been keeping too close an eye on you." "Really?" "Is Jeff one of them?" "Yes." "Who is the other? Oh, please, please don't say it's Ma!" "Yuck!" Ed said, laughing. "No!" "Who is it? Oh, lord. It isn't Doris Pringle, is it?" "No. You are about six months too young for her. Well, maybe five months." I laughed. "Who is it?" "Now why would I want you to know?" "Because you like me a little?" "I am madly in love with you, Tom." I was embarrassed and I looked down. "I don't want to tell you who it is, but you have a serious self-esteem problem. You are always putting yourself down. I blame your father for that. You are sweet, loving, kind, generous, and handsome. To hear you talk about yourself, you would think you were a piece of dirt. It's Jack Robinson." "Jack Robinson? The butcher at the market?" "Yes." "How do you know?" "When you are in the store, he follows you around, rearranging cans on the shelves." I frowned. "I must be the stupidest person on the planet." "There you go, again." "I mean, how is it that I am completely unaware of these men?" "If Jack Robinson looked like me, would you follow him around?" "Oh, lord, yes!" Ed grinned. "You just love me. Maybe it's a simple as that." I smiled at him. "I think you are right. My heart was set on you and you alone." I grinned. "Speaking of dirt, Ma said she turned on the oven and all the dust caught on fire." Ed laughed for a long time. When he stopped, I kissed him. I reached for his cock. Ed grinned at me. "You like him a little, don't you, Tom." "I think he is wonderful. And so very handsome, even though he only has one eye." Ed laughed. I heard more banging. "Let's go out for breakfast, Tom. I think Edith is going to need more time to get that kitchen in order." I nodded. Ed got out of bed and put on his bathrobe. He took my hand and we walked to the kitchen. "Good morning, Edith." Ed gave her a quick peck on the cheek. "Good morning, Ed. I am not nearly ready to serve you breakfast." "I know. I want to take us all out for breakfast. You can work on your kitchen in your free time." "Oh." Ma looked around the kitchen. "I guess that is best. I think I have several hours of work to do, not to mention needing groceries." "Right. And all that does not need to be done in one morning. You can spend a couple of hours a day at it. To be honest, I like the idea of us appearing in public as a family. It will keep the talk friendly." Ma nodded. "Yes, I see your point." "If we have to eat out for two or three days, it is really no big deal. If anyone mentions it, say I didn't want you to cook on our honeymoon." Ma smiled. "Edith, I didn't marry you and bring you here to be my housekeeper and cook. If you want to do those things, that's fine. Otherwise, I can hire someone. Lots of women of your social standing have cooks and housekeepers. I can afford it." "I would be bored out of my skull if I didn't do any of it. But I like the idea of not doing it all before breakfast!" We went and got dressed. We both brushed our teeth. Ed backed me up to a wall in the bedroom. I grinned at him. He pressed his mouth to mine and we kissed. "I want to give you gifts, boy. I want to show how much you mean to me. If you were old enough, I would buy you a car." I looked down. "Oh, Ed." "Do you still want to go with me to the gym?" "I was thinking about that. If you had exercise equipment here, you could work out in just your jock strap and I think that would be much better." Ed laughed. "Better, huh?" "Yeah! While you are working your biceps, I can be working on your other things." He laughed again. "That does sound like fun. I bet you would get hot watching me." "Oh, god! Almost as hot as you are." He grinned and kissed me. "We will do it, Tom! It means more time together and that is exactly what I want." "Me, too." Ma drove us to the diner in town. She was dressed up and looked beautiful. We walked in and all eyes turned towards us. "Hey, Ed." Bob Walters said from one table. Bob worked at the bank. Ed walked over to him. He kissed Ma and said, "Hi, Bob. Do you know Edith and Tom?" "Oh, yes. Hi, Tom. Excited about going back to school?" I stared at him and decided he was joking. We both laughed. "Edith. You are looking lovely." "Thank you, Bob." We sat down at a table. I knock off the silver wear and I got up and bent over to pick it up. I looked at Ed and he was watching someone. I sat back down. He looked angry. "I'm sorry I dropped it, Ed." "What?" I whispered. "You look mad. Are you mad at me?" "Hell, no. It isn't you." I wondered what was wrong. Maybe Doris was there. I looked around. I I didn't see her, but I did see a guy I didn't recognize. He looked like he was maybe twenty. He saw me looking at him and he grinned at me. He was fairly good looking. "Oh. Him," I said. "Yes, him," Ed said. I was wondering if Ed's obvious jealousy was going to be a danger to us. We ate and Ed calmed down. When we got in the car, Ma said, "Ed, you cannot act like a jealous lover every time someone looks at Tom. It was pretty clear in the diner. I would be surprised if no one noticed. I thought you were going to bite Jeff Brown's head off the other day and this time your face turned red. If anyone saw both of those, they would know something was up." "Oh, shit! You are right, Edith." "If you ask me, the best way to counter things like that is to smile the next time Jeff talks to Tom. Tom loves you and you can trust him. Tom has always been trustworthy." Ed sighed. "I know." "Besides, you are good at smiling at people you hate." Ed laughed. "Who do you mean?" "Doris and Bertha, for two." "Yeah, you are right." "Why Bertha?" I asked. "Bertha chases me worse than Doris. She bent over in front of me one time when she was wearing a short skirt and no underwear." "I am very glad I missed that." I said, laughing. "I wish I had," Ed said. We all laughed. We got to Ed's house. "Edith, I am going to take Tom shopping at the mall in Bakersville," "Oh, that's nice. I probably won't be home when you get back." "Yeah, your meeting. Anyway, I am taking us to dinner, so you don't need to worry about the kitchen." "Thank you, Ed." "Tomorrow, I'll go to the bank and get you a credit card in your name." Ma smiled. "Come on, Tom." We walked to his truck. We climbed in. "I am so glad Ma is not in here with us?" "Oh? You want to tell your daddy that you love him without your momma hearing?" "I want to suck my daddy while my momma is not watching." "You are a very enthusiastic cocksucker!" "I am! I will suck any cock at all!" I laughed at Ed's expression. "I am kidding! Only you. Ever." I looked down. "Even if you die before me." "Oh, baby!" Ed took my hand and kissed it. He started the truck and I pulled down his zipper. He grinned at me. "Why'd you have to wear pants, anyway?" Ed laughed. "They are just in the way, aren't they?" "Yup!" I reached in there and found my toy. "I wonder how many times I can make you come in the hour it will take to get there?" "I really hate to say this, but you cannot suck my cock." I stuck my bottom lip out and Ed laughed. "It isn't safe. You need to stay buckled up." I sighed. "I guess you are right." I pulled his zipper up. "Baby, I promise you that your friend will spend time with you today and tonight." "You promise?" Ed laughed. We talked all the way to the mall. Ed kissed my hand several times. I was so incredibly in love. How was I to know how terribly it would turn out? Ha! I fooled you there, didn't I? Ed bought me more clothes than I ever thought of owning. He bought me fourteen pairs of dress pants. Six pairs of jeans and I don't know how many shirts. I lost count. "I can tell you one thing." "What's that, Tom?" "We are going to need a hell of a lot of hangers!" Ed laughed. "Shit! We better return all this, then." I laughed. We bought tons of underwear. "Pick out your size here." "Where?" "Those on the shelf." I whispered, "The jock straps?" "Why should you have all the fun?" he whispered back. I grinned at him. We took all of that out to the truck before we returned for more clothes. He bought me shoes, swimsuits, raincoats, and umbrellas. Every time we walked down a different aisle, I groaned. If you think I enjoyed all this, you are crazy. I wanted to go home. It was too much money and I don't like shopping in the first place. I thought it was awful with ma. We would spend two hours looking for the best pair of pants, since we could only afford one. This was worse! We bought all of them and I had to try them all on! It was the most expensive trip to hell, I hope I ever take! Finally, we were through. "You look god-awful, Tom!" "Do you like clothes shopping, Ed, because if you do, I am rethinking our relationship." Ed laughed. "I bet if I pulled my cock out you would sing a different tune!" "I might hum, but I couldn't sing with that in my mouth." Ed laughed hard. "I love you so much, baby. I hate clothes shopping for me, so I know what you mean. This was fun for me. If I was in your place, it is possible I might have snuck away and tried to hitchhike back home." "I wish I had thought of that!" We went into a restaurant for lunch and I was able to grope Ed in the booth in the restaurant. While I squeezed his cock, I said, "I love this restaurant!" Ed laughed. "I do, too. The service here is phenomenal and we haven't even seen a waitress!" I whispered, "Do you think anyone would notice if I climbed under the table and sucked your cock?" The waitress walked up then. "Where is your restroom, maam?" Ed asked. "Back there on the right side of the bar." She pointed. "I'll have coffee and a glass of water," Ed said. "I'll have iced tea," I said. "Come on, Tom." Ed got up. I wondered where we were going. He headed for the bathroom. We walked into it and Ed looked under the stall door. He opened it and took my hand. We walked into it. "Sit on the toilet," Ed said as he unzipped his pants. I grinned. He pulled his stiff cock out. "Keep your feet up while you suck me." I lifted them. Ed pulled my head to his cock and I swallowed it. He held my head in his hands and moved it on his cock. I was so excited, I was afraid I would come in my pants. I had never even imagined anything like this. Ed moved my head and thrust slightly. A couple of minutes later, his warm cum spurted into my mouth. Then I did come in my pants. I tried not to groan, but a sound did escape. I looked up at him while he was still shooting. There was so much love and lust in his eyes that I moaned again. I couldn't help it. Finally he was done, and he pulled out of my mouth. He squeezed the last drops out of his dick and wiped them on my tongue. He put his cock away and opened the stall door. He looked around and motioned to me. I got up. "I came in my pants," I whispered. "Just from sucking my cock?" I nodded. "Oh, baby! That is the hottest thing I have ever heard." He looked down. "It doesn't show yet." I looked down and nodded. We left the bathroom and went back to our table. My heart was pounding. I wondered how it was possible that I loved Ed even more. We sat down and I also wondered how a completely silent encounter could be as hot as one where his sexy talk excited me as much as it did. After we ate, Ed bought me a very nice laptop