Date: Sat, 6 Oct 2012 23:36:04 -0400 From: Kid Kauber Subject: Kid Kauber & The Ice Cream Man 4 Kid Kauber & The Ice Cream Man Part 4 The adventures of Kid Kauber are fictional occurrences. It contains sexual acts between an adult male, and an 11-year-old boy. If you find this offensive or if you`re too young to be reading it, please leave. If you like the story or have suggestions, send them to AskKidKauber@Live.com: WRITER'S NOTE: This is part 4 of 5 in the Kid Kauber series, Kid Kauber & The Ice Cream Man. The shocking finale is approaching, Email me what you think should happen at AskKidKauber@live.com Kid Kauber had his first sexual experience yesterday when he went to a man over twice his age's apartment. Kid and Ed got to know each other on a whole new level, and they've gone from friends to lovers. But Kid's excitement didn't last, that night he discovered his grandfather had passed away, what's more, a simple question from Kid's mother would require him to confirm his false alibi for when he was with Ed. Having never purposely lied to his parents, Kid is at a crossroads. He can't possibly reveal he's been seeing a grown man for the past 3 days, let alone being romantic with him. But he also does NOT wish to further an untruth. "I want you to know your grandfather loved you. Your father and I love you boys too, and I wish you were here, but I know he wouldn't want you to see him like this. We need you three to hang in there, okay? ...How did your days go?" "*sniff* *sniff*, I made a drawing of Gwampa on his ranch." Ben could barely contain himself. "I'm gonna make ANOTHER!!" he screamed and sobbed as he ran up to his room. "I screwed around and played games all day," Henry said harshly, while trying to hide his emotions. "Henry..." mother said. "I'm FINE, ask KID for a change," Henry said. "Kid, Henry told me you spent the day at Jeremy's, what'd you do?" "I...uh...played video games," lied Kid. "That's nice, nothing inappropriate, right?" "Nope, just E for Everyone." "Good, that Jeremy has a wild side. I ask all of this stuff when you go places because I care about you, Kid. You need to be looked after, and I wish I was home to do it. You TOO, Henry." Kid's mother directed her attention to Henry, and Kid snuck away from the conversation to his bedroom. Inside the 11-year-old's room were action figures on the desk, textbooks in the chair, his lego set swept into a corner. On his bookshelf were many Dr. Seuss stories that he wasn't quite ready to give to Benjamin. In the middle of the room were Racing sets and cars, all nestled between clothes and other toys. As much as he'd want to deny it, he was still a child. He crawled into bed, and tried to sleep. That morning, everything was slow around the house. Their mother called again to make sure everything was okay. Henry didn't have much to mumble to her, and Benjamin was still crying while he made drawings of Grampa. Kid felt so alone, and needed some comfort from his friends and relief from his secrets. "Henry, can I go over Jeremy's again?" "Fine, whatever," Henry grunted. "Henry, make sure you talk to Ben today." "Sure, now go," said Henry while he made shooing gestures at Kid. Kid biked to Jeremy's house and hung out for a little while. The two played some games and ate snacks while Jeremy's mother was watching a marathon of her favorite soap. "Jeremy," said Kid, "there's something I want to ask you." "Kay, what?" asked Jeremy, eyes still glued to his room TV. "Have you ever... had sex?" "Uh, no, but I've seen it," said Jeremy, still playing his game. "It's fun," said Kid. "I'm sure it is--wait, how would YOU know?" asked Jeremy, now looking at Kid. I've been doing some stuff with someone lately, that's why I needed you to cover for me, and why I'll need you to cover for me today." "You've been having SEX? Wha--What's it like?" "Pretty nice, it's even better `cause I think I'm in love." "Wow, you've been kickin' it with some girl while I've been playing Mario all day." "More or less--um, you have to keep this a secret, Jeremy." "Sure, but I want... I want to watch you and her. If you don`t let me come I`ll tell your bros what you told me." "Crap!" thought Kid. "I just wanted to talk a little about this to someone, I didn't want them completely in my business. As long as Jeremy thinks it's a girl, it's okay. But if he finds out it's a man...what do I do?" "Okay, Jeremy," said Kid, "you can come but you CANNOT tell anyone. Our friendship is on the line." "Cool," said a now excited Jeremy. Both Kid and Jeremy rode their bikes to Ed's apartment complex. Kid was very nervous and scared about his friend meeting his lover. "She lives HERE?" asked Jeremy. "No, but the only guy who can take us to her does," Kid said. They made their way up the stairs and Kid knocked on Ed's door. "His name is Ed, he's the ice cream man. He's my connection and he drives me to hot girls lookin' for sex." "Whoa, you're lucky," said Jeremy. Ed opened the door and was shocked by the appearance of two boys in front of him. Whereas Kid had blonde hair and green eyes, Jeremy had sandy brown hair with blue eyes. Ed was also making a guess that it was Jeremy. "You must be Ed, tell me about the hot girls you take Kid to," said Jeremy. "I...uh, escort Kid to only the prettiest and sluttiest girls in the state," Ed replied, quickly catching on. "Awesome!" Jeremy said while barging his way in. "Yep, I was just about to think you weren't gonna show up, Kid. Before we go anywhere, what's your day look like?" "Well," said Kid, "I have permission to stay out `til whenever, and Jeremy's mom is watching a marathon and thinks we went to the arcade." "Good. I'll be taking you boys to a sexy little spitfire named, uh...Tiffany." The trio rode in Ed's truck for about 40 minutes to a diner outside town. Ed and Kid were getting more nervous as to how long they could keep it up. "I guess she must be running late or something," Ed said. "Is that her over there?" Jeremy pointed to a blonde teen across the diner. "Uh--no, Tiffany's a ginger, well--I'll tell you when we see her." The three sat in a booth and tried to make small talk while they waited for the mystery girl. Ed had planned to just wait it out and say she didn't show up, but Kid made another course. "We'll have to call Ed our dad so it looks normal," said Jeremy. "Ed is way too young and cute to pass for our dad," Kid accidentally blurted out. Jeremy looked at Kid with a questioning face. "What I mean is, he's baby-faced. He'll have to toughen up before I'M callin' him dad." Jeremy shrugged it off and read the menu while he continued to wait. "How old is the girl this time?" asked Kid. "About 16, a perfect age since you like 'em older and I like 'em younger." Ed smiled. "I hope she's okay with maybe sleeping with both of us." "We'll talk to her and... feel her out about it," said Ed, glancing at Jeremy. "Jeremy, my boy," joked Ed, "do you want in on the action?" "That'd be cool... but I dunno. I'm gonna go use the restroom," Jeremy said, leaving the two all by themselves. "What are we gonna do, Ed?" "I'm not exactly sure. You did ROPE me into this lie after all. I'm thinking we just wait it out, she doesn't show up, and we all go home." "Okay, that sounds good. But..." "But what?" asked Ed. "I sorta want to try something with you and Jeremy, if that's okay with you." "Wha? --Um... how do you suppose we do that?" "I don't know, but Jeremy has internet in his room and he knows the code for parental controls. He knows a ton of stuff about sex and always tries to show some to me whenever I sleepover. I think he's what you call, 'horny'. We just have to show him that sex is sex, regardless of who it's with. You're my best friends, and it should be with someone you love. That's what YOU taught me anyways." Ed's heart was warmed, as the lovers smiled at each other. "Thanks, Kid, but lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice. He's very sexualized, but that does NOT mean he'd be open to sleeping with GUYS. It might be worth a shot, but if we send the wrong message, he could blow our secret." "You're right, Ed. You're all I want, I just thought you might want more sex than you could get from me alone." "I love you, Kid. I would never ask more of you than what you can give me." "DID THE WAITRESS GET HERE YET?!" Jeremy asked loudly as he hopped back in the booth. "We're not ordering anything, just waiting for the girl who is late. She was supposed to be here at 3:00pm waiting for US. It's almost 4:00 now, she's not showing up and she hasn't texted me. We should just go," said Ed. Jeremy let out a disappointed sigh and the three got back in Ed's truck to go to his apartment. The drive back felt 10 times longer because of the silence. No one said anything, that is, until Jeremy spoke up. "Kid, you're my friend and stuff, right?" "Yeah." "I always tell you about cool new sex stuff and you really paid back the favor by letting me in on this. It's just..." "What?" "... All this time you never wanted to see my porn because you were GAY?" Ed nearly hit the breaks in panic, but managed to keep his cool and kept driving. Kid was very shocked, he didn't know what to say, but merely responded, "Um, yeah." "So that means you... like boys? Eeeewww," Jeremy grimaced in disgust. "How do you DO that?" "I was born that way, Jeremy. Just as much as you like girls, I like boys. It's who I am. I'm sorry if that keeps us from being friends, but you know I'd have your back for anything. I'm hoping you have mine." Ed was amazed at how Kid was holding his ground. He felt like he had witnessed Kid's first step to manhood. "*sigh*, I guess I have your back, Kid. But like... girls are so pretty, what's there to like about gross and nasty BOYS?" asked Jeremy. "Yeah, boys are kinda gross," laughed Kid, "but MEN are amazing. They're strong, funny, and it means so much more when they DO show their soft and caring sides. I have a protector, a provider, someone I can give my heart to and submit my everything to. Ed was surprised to hear this. Kid was being completely serious, and was speaking from the heart. For the first time, Ed felt proud to be in love with a child. PROUD, like come what may, this experience, this boy, everything was worth the risk. "Friends 'til the end," said Jeremy. "If I'm goin' to hell just for masturbating, but you're going there for getting laid and loved, I'd rather use YOUR ticket." The two boys laughed and Ed smiled at their rekindled friendship. "Now that the cat's out of the bag, what made you guess?" "It had entered my mind when you said Ed was 'cute', but I thought better of it. When I was coming back from the restroom I overheard some of your conversation and waited." "How much did you hear?" asked Ed. "Everything after 'our secret'," Jeremy said. "That's when I knew you two were into each other. Yeah, I think it's weird, and a little creepy how he's so old, but you said you were in love with him this morning. I believe you." Once they made their way back to Ed's apartment, they hung out for a little bit over some ice cream. They were all really starting to hit it off. "So, this guy is your... boyfriend?" asked Jeremy. "Yes, yes he is," Kid said. "Explain to me, what the heck makes this dude so hot to you, anyway?" Jeremy snickered, entering a sugar high. Ed was in the bedroom, straightening up, but he could still hear them. "Just look at his face. He's handsome and scruffy like a rock star. He even has an electric guitar!" Kid said. "I like rock stars too, but I don't wanna sleep with them." "And he's strong. He can lift both of us, I'm sure." "Yeah--Rippling dude muscles just don't do it for me." "And I don't know why... but I like his BUTT!" Kid giggled. "He's such a big guy, each cheek is bigger than my head!" "He's like your own private playground," joked Jeremy. "But the one thing I like the most... as he would call it, his HUGE COCK!" "What? Eeeewww, no way! You touched another dude's wang? "Yeah, it was fun." "ssh... I dunno, I've never seen anything like that. I mostly watch stuff where it's two girls." Ed looked out of his bedroom and was delighted to see the boys speaking so openly about sexual matters. Having fun like a couple of girlfriends. Still, he was getting turned on hearing Kid talk about his body, and he wanted to try and get Jeremy into it too. "Did you like, put it in your mouth like they do in the movies?" asked Jeremy. "Yeah, it was crazy." "Ha, I gotta see THIS. Kid Kauber sucking on a wiener. Where's Ed, that'll be so funny." "You actually wanna see me do it?" "Yeah! Gotta make sure you aren't just pranking me or something. If you're really gay, you'll do it." Kid was about to call for Ed, but the man had already stepped closer once he heard the conversation's turn. "Did anyone order a 5 dollar foot-long?" he joked. He began to unzip his jeans and pulled out his semi erect hero in front of the two middle schoolers. "Even YOU have to admit, Jeremy, THAT's a nice one," Kid said. "I haven't seen as many as you think, but that one tops 'em all. He's even got a bigger one than my dad!" The room paused for a moment to process what Jeremy had just said, but ultimately, Ed's dick won out for attention. Kid quickly grabbed it and shoved it in his mouth. "EEEWWWWW! Okay, you're gay, no joke. I can't believe you really just did that," said Jeremy. Kid started licking and kissing all over the head and shaft just to gross Jeremy out. It felt like 3rd grade when you'd eat a bug to show off how cool you were. "So technically, I lost my virginity before YOU did," said Kid. "WHAT?! No way Kid Kauber really beat me to sex." Kid would've resumed mocking him, but he was eager to continue pleasing his boyfriend. "mm hmm," was all Jeremy heard. "Maybe one day, long, long from now, you'll get your rocks off with another human being. Until then, you can always just watch Kid get lucky," Ed teased. "No FREAKIN' way!" shouted Jeremy. Still on his sugar high from the ice cream, Jeremy jumped up and pushed Kid's face of off Ed's cock, and promptly took it in his own mouth. Ed's reverse psychology worked, and he had now gotten blown by two kids in the same day. Kid watched surprised while Jeremy fiercely sucked on that "gross" wiener. He didn't look like he was enjoying it, but he looked intent on proving he could do it better than Kid. He gripped Ed's thighs and sucked as fast and hard as he could, crudely imitating the girls he had seen in movies. "Geez, kid, slow down," said Ed to Jeremy. "It'll still be there tomorrow." Kid didn't want Jeremy to hog all of it, so he went back and started licking the underside, anywhere that wasn't covered by Jeremy. Ed now had two young boys going nuts on his cock. This was a DAMN good day! Both boys competed with each other going harder, faster, and almost feral over the warm meat they both craved in their mouths. Ed knew he was about to blow his load. He couldn't wait to reward the boys for their fine jobs. All of a sudden, he shot 4 ropes of cum, three were directly deposited into Jeremy's mouth, some of it sliding down his throat. The last onto his lips and chin as he pulled off. "*Cough* Bleh! FI'm cuvered irn CUM!!!" Jeremy couldn't speak clearly with all that goo running out of his mouth. Kid had too keep from laughing, it was so funny. "This definitely makes up for the wasted gas today," Ed chuckled. After the boys cleaned up, Kid and Jeremy biked their way home together. Conversation was inevitable. "For the record, I'm NOT gay, Kid. I'm just a sex wizard, you know how it is. But keep the secret, I'll keep yours. Got it?" "Yeah. Thanks, Jeremy." "Now I have to keep Ed's secret too! The Ice Cream Man is a kiddie perv." "It's complicated." "Whatever, Kid. It was FUN, but I'm only gonna mess around with GIRLS from now on. Unless... I feel like having MORE fun. Remember when Jackson at school laughed so hard, milk came out his nose? I bet I could've done that with Ed's spunk." "*Kid laughs*, I'm glad you like him." "As far as gay boyfriends go, you've got a good one, Kid." Kid smiled knowing that his best friend accepted his secret, and now he had someone to share it with. Everything was going perfectly. That night at Ed's apartment, Ed heard a quick knock. "Who is it? It's after 11." It was a man. Red hair, and red skinny jeans. "I know I look different from the last time you saw me. It was 10 years ago back in Colorado. You were in a band with my brother, Rich Garne. I'm Phil, do you remember me?" Ed, in fact did remember the man. He was the boy he had told Kid about a few days ago. His first sexual experience with a child. Regardless, Phil was an old friend, but to Phil, Ed was an old flame. So what did you think? The more feedback you give, the faster part 5 will be here. I encourage you to start from Part 1. Email me at AskKidKauber@live.com Part 5, the finale coming soon! Read part 2 for the backstory on Phil.