Date: Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:42:24 +0000
From: jp524590@hotmail.com
Subject: The Midnight Pick-up

DISCLAIMER:  THE USUAL...if you are too young...etc.


A one-off True story:
    I was driving through a coastal town between midnight and 1.00am as this
town offered a shortcut between two points on the main highway.  Turning a
corner, I saw a teenager sitting on the curb, looking sick and attempting to
flag me down.  At such an hour, I was not keen on stopping, but I did notice
that he was young and probably of no threat to me.  So I stopped and he came
to the window.   He wanted a lift to the next town...he had to get home.
The smell on his breathe indicated that he had quite a bit to drink that
night.

He thanked me for stopping and I enquired as to how sick he was, telling him
that if he felt he was close to throwing up, he might like to inform me so
that I could pull over.  He agreed.  Being somewhat under the weather, his
tongue was rattling away like a gattling gun, and I heard of his escapades
that evening....and how he 'got with a couple of chicks.'

"How old were they? asked I.  "One was 18 and the other was 13" he replied.
  And how old are you, asked I.   'I'm 14."

"And does 'getting with these chicks' mean that you had sex with them?"
asked I.
    "Too right, man" he replied.
"Wow....did you impress them?' asked I.
   "Too right...especially the 18 year old.'
"Really...in what way?' asked I
   "My dick size man...she really freaked out."
"You mean you've got a big one?"
   "Too right...she said that it's bigger than he 19 year old boyfriend"
"Really...and how big is that?"
   "Eight inches plus, man" said he with considerable pride.
"You're joking...you're about 5 ft 4 inches tall, arent you?"
    "Yeah...but I have a big dick, man.  Here...check it out."

And with that he whips out his appendage...and no kidding, it was as he
said.
"Hell...it's way bigger than mine" said I....and I ventured to tell him that
I was only 4.5inches.
     "Yeah...well she screamed like hell when I shoved it in.  Her boyfriend
only has 5 inches, she
       reckons...so she said that I reached parts that he had never reached
before."

"And what about the 13 year old? asked I.
     "oh, we tried...but I just wouldn't fit...so she just blew me."

By now, we had reached his street and home.   "I'll drop you off at the
corner"...not wanted to draw any attention to my car.  He slipped his 8
inches back into his pants and will probably not remember that he had shown
it to a complete stranger.