Date: Fri, 5 Feb 2016 15:08:15 +0000 (UTC)
From: Juan Martinez <nobus50@yahoo.co.uk>
Subject: My Godson Chapter Nine

MY GODSON

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CHAPTER 9

Public And Private Fun

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It was now Thursday morning and Ed joined me in the kitchen for a bacon
sandwich.  I had left him sleeping peacefully but once again the pervading
odours of cooking bacon roused Ed from his slumbers.  Who could resist the
fragrance of bacon sizzling under the grill.  Not even the most committed
vegetarian could fail to be enlivened by such odours!  The weather,
however, was very ordinary; although not blowing a gale, it certainly
wasn't beach weather.

I was dressed but Ed was naked as he walked into the kitchen.  He sat up at
the breakfast bar and smiled at me as he shivered slightly.

`You should go and get dressed.  It's not really naked weather at the
moment.'

`It's ok. The bacon will warm me up and if it doesn't, you can!'

I finished preparing our breakfast and began on a packed lunch.

`I thought we could go for a bike ride today. Nothing too strenuous.  We
can hire a bike for you and I'll dust off my old bike and we can have a bit
of fun.'

`Yeah. Fun sounds like fun!'

`Hmm. Not that sort of fun you little tyke!' I replied, `but you never
know.'  I winked at Ed and he giggled back at me.

Ed finished his bacon sandwich and returned upstairs to get dressed in
suitable attire.  The forecast was for the clouds to blow away during the
morning and some warm sunshine was predicted for the afternoon.  We headed
to a bike hire centre near an abandoned railway line so there would be no
steep hills if we stuck to the track.  We set off for an enjoyable ride at
a leisurely pace.  We drew a few admiring glances as we rode along the old
track together.  We would stop occasionally for swigs of drink and nibbles
of chocolate but after a while Ed was tiring and lunch was needed to keep
his energy levels up.

Ed wolfed down his peanut butter sandwiches and scrunched on a crisp apple.

`Can we have some fun now?' he asked.

`I thought we were having fun.' I replied.

`You know what I mean.' Ed continued, and pulled his shorts and pants down
just enough to show me a stiff little pecker sticking up.

`Aha!  That sort of fun.  Probably not a good idea to do that here.  There
are a lot of people about.'

`There's even more people on the beach but we have fun there.'

`Yes, I know but most people up in the dunes are looking for fun anyway.
Here most people only want to cycle.  Look, we'll head back after lunch and
then see what the weather is like when we get back.'

`Does everybody in the dunes play with their willys?

`Probably,' I said, `most of the men that are there naked are not just
sunbathing.  Some just like to show off their bodies, some like to look at
others and some like to get involved with each other.'

`Can we go back there if it's sunny this afternoon?'

`Yes, if you like.  Do you want to show off, watch, or get involved with
somebody else?' I said with a smirk.

`I'm not sure about getting involved with somebody else.  How would we know
that he wanted to do things with us?'

`That's not what I meant.  I just meant you and me together.'

`But it might be fun to have someone watching us.'

`We would have to be very careful and you must do what I say or we could
get into trouble.'

We finished our lunch and turned for home.  It was a lot easier going back.
I had hardly noticed that for most of the morning we had been heading
uphill, albeit only gently.  On the return leg we could free wheel nearly
all the way back and returned in a fraction of the time.

The clouds had broken up and the forecasters were right; it was warming up.
If we went to the dunes we could shelter from the wind and soak up some
warm sunshine. We drove the twenty miles to Studland and walked slowly into
the dunes.

`Can I go naked?' Ed asked after we had walked for a few minutes.

We stopped and Ed undressed in a fraction of a second and I put his clothes
in the ruck sack.

`What about you? Are you going to get naked?'

`Oh, ok then.' And I undressed more sedately and put my clothes in the
rather full ruck sack too.

Ed grabbed my hand and we walked slowly up and down the dunes.

On occasions Ed would run off ahead and explore on his own.  Once he
stopped above a hidden dip and stared down.  He was about twenty yards in
front of me and I could hear conversation between Ed and the occupants of
the hollow.  I could not hear the words and wondered who Ed could be
speaking to.  As I approached I could hear an adult voice asking Ed his
name.  I came up to Ed as he continued to converse with the occupant of the
hollow. I was surprised to see the hollow was occupied by two men.  Well I
say men, but one looked old enough to be the father of the other and I
guessed they were close but not in that way.  The younger man could pass
for twenty, but something about him looked younger and he may have been as
young as fifteen.  He looked rather nervous that his tryst with the older
man had been interrupted by a young boy and his father.

`Hello,' I said, `is my godson annoying you?  I'm very sorry if he is.'

`No, not at all.  He's delightful.  It's so nice to see youngsters so happy
with themselves.  Isn't that right, James?' and he turned to his younger
partner who nodded in reply.

The older chap stood and it was clear to see that he was somewhat aroused.
He stepped up the hollow and extended his hand.  `I'm Jack and this is my
young friend James.' he said indicating to his partner.

I took his hand and introduced Ed and myself to the two men.

`You're welcome to join us here if you wish.' Jack said, `but I quite
understand if you would rather find your own space.'

I looked at Ed and he was already walking into the hollow to join the
younger man.

`It looks like Ed has decided for us.' And I followed into the secluded
hollow and spread our blanket next to theirs.

Jack returned to his blanket and took James into his arms.  I sat down and
Ed sat in my lap.

`Were you kissing?' Ed asked of the two men.

James bowed his head but Jack answered, `Yes we were. I hope you weren't
too surprised?'

Ed replied immediately, `No.  Pete and I kiss as well.'

I shot Ed a frown, `Ooh, sorry Pete,' he said and I could see that he was
distraught at his errant comment.

Jack could not have been unaware of the awkwardness of the situation.  `Oh,
that's nice,' he said, `It's always nice to kiss people you really like.'

Ed was placated a bit by Jack's comments.  `It's ok, Ed,' I said, `but you
must be careful what you say.'

I pulled Ed to me and cuddled him gently.

`Your secret is safe with us.' Jack said, `James and I are certainly not
going to judge you.  I would not have invited you into our little hollow if
I didn't think you were happy with our relationships.'

`You're right.' I said, `but Ed needs to understand that little comments
like that can cause a lot of heartache.'

`I'm really sorry, Pete.' Ed said again, `I know I mustn't tell people.'

`No harm done.  Remember I told you there are a lot of interesting people
in the dunes but you must remember to be careful what you say. Ok?'

Ed nodded and snuggled back into me some more.  Jack reached across and put
a hand on Ed's thigh, `It's ok, little fellow.  Don't worry.  You're quite
safe with us.'

Ed turned and looked up at me still on the verge of tears.  I leant down
and kissed him on the forehead.  Ed relaxed instantly and I placed my lips
on Ed's and kissed him again.  I felt his lips part slightly and I
continued to kiss him gently.

`See,' said Jack, `No harm done.  I can see you really like kissing.  Just
like James and I do.'

I looked down and could see Ed's little spike pointing skywards.

Jack gave Ed's thigh a little stroke before removing his hand and
continuing to cuddle with James.  The young man's excitement was obvious
too, he sported a sizeable erection which Jack took into his hand and began
to masturbate him gently.

`I need to pee.' Ed said plaintively.

`You can just do it here.' Said Jack. `Nobody but us will see.'

Ed extricated himself from my embrace and stood at the side of the hollow
and began to let loose a stream of urine.  He had not, however, allowed for
the wind above the hollow and just as the stream started the wind picked up
and blew his stream over James's legs.  Ed panicked slightly and tried to
direct his flow away from James only to find it now raining down on Jack.

`Ooh, that's nice.' Exclaimed Jack.  `It's nice and warm, don't worry.'

Ed stepped back down into the hollow and his stream continued to rain down
on the two men.  I reached up and took hold of Ed's little spike and aimed
it at James's thighs and up over his groin.

For the first time James uttered a sound, `Mmm that is nice.  All warm and
lovely.'  Jack rubbed the spent urine into James's groin and all around his
engorged penis.

`See, James likes it.  You don't need to worry about a bit of piss.  James
loves having people spurting on his body.  Don't you?'

James smiled and nodded up at Ed whose stream had now stopped and I shook
off the last drops from his hard little spike before rubbing gently over
the head of his penis.  The last drops fell onto the sand and Jack
continued rubbing the urine all over James's penis and down onto his
scrotum and further into the crease of his buttocks below.  I slowly
retracted Ed's foreskin showing his tight purple helmet to the two men.

`Wow, what a beautiful sight,' said Jack, `Such a handsome young man.'

I moved Ed and laid him down on the blanket.  He still seemed a little
subdued but his penis was straining for more attention.  I was amazed at
the turn of events.  My own penis was now hard and dribbling pre cum.  I
could not believe that we had met another couple and joined them.  I was
even more amazed at the unplanned display of eroticism as Ed took a
leak. "Had I really deliberately aimed it at the young man before us?"

James was covered in Ed's urine and a substantial amount was now soaking
into their blanket.  Jack and James changed position away from the damp
patch and Jack continued masturbating James as he knelt over the now
recumbent Ed. I began to massage Ed's little penis and Jack leant forward
and took James's head into his mouth.  Ed was beginning to forget his
little faux pas and relaxed into the blanket as I slowly masturbated him.

Jack pulled off James and again masturbated his young lover faster and
faster.  James threw his head back and his orgasm washed over him.  His
first spirt was strong and fell over Ed's torso and landed on the blanket
beyond him.  Further emissions burst forth and landed on Ed's tummy and
chest.  With my free hand I rubbed James's spent fluid into Ed's smooth
chest and abdomen.  I could feel Ed stiffening further and he sucked in a
lungful of sea air and his body went rigid as his own orgasm pulsed through
his little body.

James sat back on his haunches and Jack swallowed the softening head of his
penis and sucked up the remnants of his cum.  Ed lay back on the blanket
and shut his eyes basking in the afterglow of his most recent orgasm.

Jack and I looked at each other and smiled.  `He seemed to like James
squirting on his belly.' I said.

`Yes, do you think he'd like some more?' asked Jack.  `I'd love to spunk
over his cute little face.'

`I've never done that with him, but I'm sure he won't mind.  Probably enjoy
it.  Wouldn't you Ed?'

Ed opened his eyes and looked up at me questioningly.

`I have had squirts on me before, haven't I?' Ed said, `I'd like to see you
squirt.  Pete doesn't do it much cos he's old and can only do it once!'

Jack and I both laughed at Ed's comments.  James knelt up and took hold of
his partner's hard penis and began wanking him furiously.  In no time at
all James was firing volley after volley onto Ed's face and neck, over his
nose and lips.  Ed saw the first volley fire from Jack's penis before
closing his eyes as the next salvo landed across his closed right eye
before trailing down his face.  Ed reached up and rubbed his eye clear and
licked his lips clean of Jack's spent semen.

`Ooh, it tastes different to yours.' Ed said looking up at me. `Are you
going to squirt too?'

`Oh no, you're right.  I'm far too old.  I`ll save it for later.'

Ed ran off to the sea, no doubt to remove the remaining cum from his body,
and Jack, James and I sat back down in our cosy hollow.  We stayed in the
dunes for a while before Ed grew bored and we said our goodbyes and
returned to the cottage.

We returned home for supper and once again snuggled up in the lounge and
watched some telly together.  I had my arm round Ed and every so often he
would lean into me and crane his neck for a kiss.  He was being very
affectionate and not demanding constant sexual relief.  I was relieved that
Ed was still happy with my close company but I was also happy that he was
able to enjoy the cuddles without thinking that cuddles equals sex.

At about nine o'clock as darkness began to fill the room, Ed began yawning.

`Nearly time for bed, I think.' I suggested.

`Are you going to come to bed with me?' Ed asked.

`Well, I'm not really that tired yet.  You have done a lot today for a
little boy.'

`I'm not a little boy any more.  And I'm glad you're not tired; you can do
some sex things with me.  I haven't seen you squirt today.'

`What did you have in mind?' I asked.

`I don't really mind.  I want to see you squirt and give me the tingles
again.  It was good fun with those people this afternoon.'

`You never give up, do you?'

I chased Ed up the stairs and into my bedroom.  He was squealing with
delight as I caught him and began tickling his ribs.

`You can't escape from me.' I said, and continued my assault on his little
body.  Tickling his ribs and then grabbing a little foot and tickling him
there.  A brief respite for him before I tickled his groin eliciting more
giggles. As I tickled him I began to undress him and myself and gained
access to a naked young boy.  The whole of his delectable body was now
accessible to my tickling hands.

`Stop! Stop! I need to wee.' Ed squealed.

I continued my assault.

`Pete, I mean it. I need to do a wee.'

I slowed the tickling of his abdomen and took hold of his little penis and
rubbed it gently with one hand.  As I did so, Ed relaxed and a small
dribble of urine escaped through his foreskin and onto my hand.

`Oh, you do need to go, don't you?' I said and let go of him.  Ed stood and
made his way to the bathroom and I followed him into the shower.

`I thought you needed the toilet?' I asked as Ed reached for the shower
controls.

`I can do it here.  It will all go down the plug hole into the same place.'

`That's ok.  I often do the same.' I said.

Ed grinned and took hold of his limp little penis and facing me began to
urinate.  He lifted his penis and pointed it at me and directed his flow
over my legs and up into my groin.  My penis began thickening and within
seconds I was at half mast.  Ed began laughing again and continued to
relieve himself over my growing erection.

It was now pay back time; my bladder was pretty full too and despite the
growing erection I managed to release a stream of hot piss over Ed's tummy
and groin.  I watched with growing excitement as it spread and trickled
down his legs and into the shower tray.  Ed continued giggling and
squealing as I lifted my penis and aimed up at his chest and then higher
onto his chin and face.  Ed closed his mouth and eyes and I was able to
cover his cute little face in my stream.  His laughter was muffled a little
as he closed his mouth but as he opened his mouth to laugh loudly again a
small spray must have entered as he immediately turned around and dived
under the shower head.

`Ooh sorry, Ed.  I didn't mean to spray into your mouth.'

`That's ok, it's gone now.  It was fun.  Are we going to do the enemies
again now?'

`If you want to.' I replied, `Let me wash all the salt, sand and wee off
you first.'

I lathered up some shower gel and spread it all over Ed's cute little torso
and down onto his groin where his penis was now standing proud. I washed Ed
thoroughly from head to toe, relishing the feel of his smooth body, paying
particular attention to his hard spike and tight little anus.

`What about the enema?' Ed asked.

`I think you're clean enough.' I replied.

`Can I give you one?' he asked. `Don't you want to put anything in my
bottom?'

`Go on then.  Get ready.'

Ed lay on the bath mat and awaited his enema, smiling up at me.

`Are you going to squirt in my bottom tonight?' Ed asked.

`I don't think so, but we could try another toy if you want.' I replied.

After we had given each other an enema we returned to the shower and I
soaped Ed's buttocks and into his cleft.  He relaxed noticeably as I gently
fingered around his anus and briefly inserted my little finger through his
tight ring.  Ed took the shower gel and I knelt in the shower for Ed to
begin washing me.  He too, spent a long time soaping my groin and paid
particular attention to my erection and anus.  It was delightful to feel
his soapy fingers insinuating their way inside me.

I stood and allowed Ed to wash down my legs before I knelt again and took
his spike into my mouth.  It was the first time we had really played in the
shower and the water continued to cascade over us.  I soaped up his cleft
and slowly began to insert my index finger past his sphincter.  It was not
long before Ed began the start of his orgasm.  My finger was deep inside
his anus and his spike as deep into my mouth as it could go.  I removed my
finger and added a little more shower gel before pushing at his anus with
two fingers.  Ed gasped and leant over me.  He relaxed his sphincter
momentarily and I was able to very gently push two fingers through his
tight ring.  I continued my sucking of his erect penis and slowly gained
access to his insides.  No sooner had I touched his prostate and Ed took in
a deep breath as his orgasm began to sweep over him.  His body tensed and I
could feel his little spike convulsing in my mouth and his anus contracted
around my fingers.

Gradually Ed relaxed and I switched off the shower and threw a fluffy towel
around his shoulders.  I dried him carefully and we jumped into the bed.

`Are you going to put something in my bottom?  I really want you to squirt
in my bottom.'

`I know, but I don't want to hurt you.'

`Then can I put something in your bottom?' he asked.  `What about that
stretching thing?'

`The speculum?'

`Yeah I think so.  Then you could put it in me.'

His boyish enthusiasm was undimmed.  He reached over and flung his arms
around my neck and gave me a long deep kiss on the lips and we began to
kiss enthusiastically.  I reached down and felt his hard spike sticking up
again.  Ed broke our kiss and reached over for the toys.  He returned to
the bed and had the three pronged speculum and a large butt plug in his
hand.  Ed squeezed the handles of the speculum and opened it to its widest.

`Wow!  Can I do this inside you?'

`If your little hand is stronger enough to do that when it's in there?'

`I'm sure if I use both hands I can do it.  I'm quite strong, you know.'

I knelt up on the bed and Ed squatted behind me.  He reached for the lube
and spread it all around the three prongs, squeezing and releasing the
handles with both hands.

`You're going to need three hands.' I said, `You might be able to squeeze
the handles but you won't be able to turn the little wheel as well.'

`Then you'll have to help me!'

Ed placed the cool tip of the speculum against my sphincter and began to
push it deep inside me.  I could feel a slight stretch as Ed squeezed the
handles.  I reached behind me and groped for the little wheel to keep the
speculum spread.  Ed squeezed again and between our three hands the stretch
on my anus increased.  Slowly Ed managed to open the speculum to its widest
and I turned the wheel to hold it in place.

`Wow! I can see right up inside you.'

I could only imagine what he could see from his position and felt a great
stretch across my sphincter. I could feel Ed inserting his fingers into me
and rubbing gently around between the fingers of the speculum, much the
same as I had done to him previously.  As he rubbed across my prostate I
felt intense pleasure spread through me and pre cum almost spurted from me.
Ed moved around on the bed and lay down next to me.  I could feel his hot
breath on the engorged head of my penis before he took it into his mouth.
He alternated between licking around my glans and taking my whole head into
his mouth.  The feelings were amazing, and knowing that it was my little
godson that had stretched me and begun fellating me only enhanced the
feelings further.  I was getting very close to cumming and wanted the
pleasure to last a little longer.

`Hold on a minute, Ed.' I said between gasps of pleasure.

My penis was straining in the tight confines of Ed's delicious mouth.  I
wanted to try something else.

`Come and kneel in front of me.' I told Ed.

Ed repositioned himself on the bed in front of me and spread the cheeks of
his arse.  What a sight!  As Ed pulled his cheeks apart I was again
rewarded with the sight of his pert little pucker.  Ed ran his fingers over
his anus as he continued to spread his cheeks apart.  I reached for the
lube and squirted a little at the top of his cleft between his spread
buttocks.  The lube slowly ran down and reached his slightly distended
anus.  I could just discern the pink insides of his anus as he spread his
cheeks apart and pulled at his starfish.

I gently ran a finger up his cleft and collected some lube on the end of my
finger before inserting my middle finger into his tight little hole.  With
the aid of the lube my finger slid effortlessly into his cute anus all the
way past the second knuckle.  Ed's breathing changed as I began to finger
fuck his little ring.  I was incredibly turned on.  The stretch in my arse
was immense as, no doubt was that for Ed as I carefully inserted my index
finger alongside my middle finger.  Both of us were breathing heavily; pre
cum was dripping from my cock and joining the lube in Ed's cleft.  Ed was
loving the assault on his arse and I reached around him taking hold of his
stiff pole.  I pulled back his foreskin and rubbed around his glans with my
lubed fingers.

I kept up the movement of my fingers inside him.  Occasionally as I pushed
my fingers inside him, Ed would groan audibly.  He was getting close to yet
another orgasm and I wanted to edge him a little more, so I reduced my
manipulation of his penis and very slowly withdrew my fingers from his
anus.

I leant forward slightly and touched the engorged head of my penis to his
slightly distended anus.  Ed took in a deep breath as he realised what was
touching him.  I pushed gently at his puckered ring and withdrew.  I
desperately wanted to just force my way inside him but I was still worried
that I would hurt him or do some serious damage to his young body.  I moved
back slightly and rubbed my hard erection up his cleft.  Ed had relaxed his
hold on his buttocks and now squeezed them together around my penis.  I was
rewarded with the wonderful feeling of his buttocks now squeezing my glans.
The feelings were amazing.  Once again I reached for Ed's spike and began
wanking him with my lubed hand.  Young Ed began moaning in front of me as
he approached the heights of another orgasm.  I was fast approaching mine
and moved my aching head to his sphincter again.  It was all getting too
much for me.

I still had a great stretch in my own anus as I pushed at Ed's puckered
ring and pressed gently forwards.  I barely had the tip of my penis inside
him and could feel huge pressure on my penis as it slowly spread his anus.
Ed gasped loudly and his orgasm reached its peak.  His penis twitched in my
grasp and I could hold back no longer.  I arched my head back and let out a
huge groan as I began to shoot what seemed like a gallon of semen into Ed's
insides.  Ed moved slightly and my penis left his anus and slipped up
between his cheeks.  My orgasm continued and I shot more salvos between his
cheeks and onto the small of his back.

As our orgasms subsided I let go of Ed's steel hard spike and pulled back
from him.  I reached behind me for the large rounded butt plug.  I could
see my splooge oozing from his distended anus and wiped some up with my
fingers and spread it over the butt plug.  I ran the butt plug through my
spent emissions on his back and then placed it against his gaping hole.  I
pushed it forward and Ed gasped as his anus relaxed and he swallowed the
plug inside him.  Ed was still breathing in little gasps as I gently
manipulated the plug deep in his rectum. I again reached for his straining
penis and rubbed under his corona.  Ed's body contracted and another, more
powerful orgasm seized his body.

I reached around behind myself with my free hand and slowly pulled the
speculum from my backside.  Groaning at the sudden release of pressure on
my own rectum, I returned to the butt plug deep inside Ed and gave it a
little tweak.  Ed was returning to normal and collapsed onto the mattress,
causing my fingers to lose contact with his jerking penis.  I lay alongside
him and took him into my arms.  He turned and kissed me on the lips and
opened his mouth to allow me access.

We kissed with great affection for a few minutes as we enjoyed our post
orgasmic bliss.  Slowly returning to normality, we were smiling at each
other.  Ed broke our kiss and I moved to kiss him on his nose.

`That was awesome, Pete.  You really put your thing inside me!'

`Well, just the tip but you're right.  It was awesome.'  I kissed him
again.

`See it didn't hurt.  And you squirted inside me.  I could feel it leaking
out afterwards.'

`Yes, I know, I'm sorry I got a bit carried away.'

`You should have put your willy right up inside me.  It wouldn't have
hurt.'

`I know, but if I do do that, I want to do it more gently with you lying on
your back so that I can see you and kiss those luscious lips of yours.'

Once again I leant forward and kissed him on those luscious lips.  And once
again I was rewarded with Ed kissing me back with passion.  I touched the
butt plug in Ed's rectum and again his whole body twitched.

`See you could have gone inside me.  That thing is bigger than your willy!'

`Hmm, maybe.  Do you want me to take it out now?' I asked.

`No, it feels nice.  Can I keep it in all night?

`If you're sure, but wake me up if you want me to.'

I reached for some tissues and mopped up the lube and my spent cum and
turned out the light.  Ed was in my arms and facing away from me and I
could feel the base of the plug against my thigh and pressed forward
gently.  Ed moved slightly and pushed back against me before he relaxed and
sleep once again overcame his tired little body.



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