WARNING: This story contains descriptions of sexual acts between minors. If that isn't your thing, or is illegal wherever you live, please leave now. Nothing and nobody was hurt in the making of this story. This story is pure and total fiction and if you don't realize that about a page in, you've been smoking some funky granola. This story expresses attraction to boys and obviously never happened.

The Neighbor Kid

By Peter aka Storytime144
Now in super fancy html! Oooooh!

This whole thing started when I finally moved out of my parents' house. I had been working on my own as a private computer repairer since I got out of college. It was a great job because it made me a lot of money and I could work whenever I wanted. Plus every once in a while I'd go to an in-home repair where a cute, young boy would hover over me as I worked and act all cute and boyish. Those were always fun ones. For months before I moved out, I was making tons of money and my parents were tired of always having people dropping off computers at our house. I was also taking up more and more storage room in the basement with parts. So I figured I had enough money to move out and really wanted to. It was a good time to do so too because of what had happened earlier. When I turned twenty-one, just for fun I went to a casino with my friends. I had to keep up the silly tradition of doing something age related since I bought the one scratch off ticket ever on my eighteenth birthday just because I finally could. I didn't ever drink nor did I want to so it had to be the casino. Well, it turns out I won over ten thousand dollars with a couple lucky and strategic bets in roulette so I was a very happy guy.

A couple weeks later I found a house about a half mile away from my parents' one since I liked the area. It was a two bedroom, one bathroom, brand new house with pretty low rent. The builders couldn't sell the place because of the housing loan problems so they decided to do something they never did and rent it for a while to offset the maintenance costs. I usually averaged about three hundred dollars a day repairing computers and selling some custom modified electronics on Ebay so I figured it would work out financially to move out. I was so happy with my new house. It was amazing! One of the best bonuses though was who lived next door. On my way out from the building showing me the house for the first time, I saw a very cute looking boy spying out the neighbor's window at me. That definitely sealed the deal for me, although technically I had already made up my mind to rent it. My old neighborhood had seriously only one boy around the cute age and he was a total juvenile delinquent so I was delighted to find one living right next to me.

So I agreed to rent it and finally moved out. I got so caught up in getting all my stuff unpacked and set up and doing all the new stuff like cleaning and grocery shopping that I didn't have time to think about much else. I actually had almost forgotten about the cutie next door. But one night around 7:00 I was returning from grocery shopping. As I always did, I flipped on my car's underbody neons when I turned in the neighborhood because that was one of the only places I was unlikely to get pulled over for it. The kid from next door must have seen me pull into the garage with them on because when I got out he was standing right outside the garage door.

I heard a boyish "Whoooooaaaa, cool!" and turned around and smiled. As soon as I heard his cute voice, I knew this was going to be a very nice experience. He sounded as cute as he looked and he looked as cute as he did when I caught a glimpse of him in the window. I had sometimes done or said something really stupid around incredibly cute boys because they're so distracting and make me nervous. But usually I kept it cool and most boys thought I was so cool. I tried to really concentrate and stay focused so I would make a good first impression.

"Oh, you like my neons, huh?" I asked even though that was sort of obvious.

"Yeah! That's awesome! This must be an expensive car!"

"Oh yeah, it's a Maserati."

"Cooool!" he gasped.

"Just kidding, little dude. It's an Eclipse. You don't put neons on a Maserati. That's like putting a Hawaiian shirt on a supermodel."

He giggled a whole bunch and said, "Well I like this one no matter what it is."

I walked up next to him as he examined my car. He was certainly a beautiful boy. He was a little more than six inches shorter than me and looked about eleven or twelve. He had bright blonde hair that ran from the top of his head down to just above his bottom jaw. It covered his ears and looked so great with his bangs that ran down to just below his eyebrows. He had a really cute nose and the cutest amazed expression as he peeked under my car to get a better look at the neons. I got to see his incredible little butt when he bent over. It was so bulgy and boyish. I loved it!

"Ahhh, that's bright!" he said and stood back up and smiled at me. The huge blue eyes looking up at me made me smile even more right back at him.

I was about to explain how they're thirty thousand candlepower per square meter because they use a custom inverting system not meant for cars but then I realized he wouldn't care at all and I'd just bore him. He didn't need to know how much of a geek I was just yet. I wanted to actually make a good impression. So instead I said, "I'm new around here and you're the first neighbor I met. You must be Paul Butcher," I said and stuck out my hand.

He shook it and giggled and replied, "No, who's that?"

"The kid from Zoey 101. You look just like him."

"What would he be doing in Wisconsin?"

"I dunno...so what is your name then?"

"Collin. I live next door."

"Really? You own that whole house all by yourself? I tell you, us homeowners are getting younger and younger all the time," I joked.

He smiled and replied, "No, idiot. My parents do."

"Hey, be nice. I was only joking. Well my name is Peter. Nice to meet you."

I really didn't know what else to talk to the little guy about. He was just fascinated by standing there, staring at his new neighbor no matter what I said. I was certainly fascinated with how unbelievably cute he was! I really couldn't think of anything else to say because if it was anything weird or awkward, he would think I was weird and never talk to me again.

"So, is this a good neighborhood to live in?" I finally asked.

"Yeah, I guess. No gangs or anything," he giggled.

That was of course ridiculous since the city wasn't very big.

"Any crazy old people crashing Buicks into mailboxes?"

"No," he giggled.

"Awesome. So you must be what like sixteen or something?" I asked and winked.

"Naw, I'm twelve," he replied with a big grin. "How old are you? You look pretty young and my parents were watching you out the window and they said you look about sixteen. They figure you got here ahead of your parents and you're skipping school in the meantime."

I couldn't help but laugh when I heard that. I did look really young and got that all the time. I even had a sort of high, geeky voice. And Collin was so funny and adorable telling me about his parents' nosey speculations like it was nothing.

"No, I ran away when I was thirteen and was raised by the CIA. They put me here to spy on some of the people around here who might be terrorists."

"REALLY?!" he exclaimed excitedly.

"No, dude. I'm renting this place. Plus the FBI operates inside the US and the CIA is outside. Okay, take a guess how old I am."

He rubbed his chin and made a cute thinking face then abruptly put his hands on his hips and announced, "Thirty."

I put my hands on my hips exactly like he did and said, "Hey," and he smirked mischievously.

Then I laughed and said, "Why thank you. Most people say I look younger than I am and it's really annoying. I'm twenty-one actually."

"Wow, you don't look that old."

"Well I am."

"So, is this your own house now or something?"

"Yep. I'm not married or anything."

"Cool! I wish I had my own house like you!"

"Well you should have rented this place before I did. It's pretty nice."

"Yeah right," he snickered. "I wish I could have. I went to a bunch of open houses to see it and to scare off all the people I didn't like."

"Well, do I pass your approval then?"

He thought for a second and said, "Yeah but only cuz you got a cool car."

"Well alright then," I replied happily. Then I quickly thought up a fantastic idea. I figured his parents wanted to know what I did for a living so I added, "So I bet your parents are wondering why I don't go to work every day then, huh?" He nodded. "Well I just so happen to run my own computer repair business right here. And I'll tell you what. Since you were the very first neighbor nice enough to come say hi, if your computer ever needs fixing, just come on over and get me and I'll fix it right up for you."

"Awesome!" he replied gleefully. "That piece of junk is always acting funny."

Just then his mother and father both walked into the garage. Apparently they had figured out what their beautiful little boy had run outside to see and figured it was as good a time as any to meet me. Plus they probably figured I'd instantly kidnap him the moment I saw him or something, being a stranger and all.

"Mom, dad, this is Peter. He's not a lazy teenager like you thought. He's twenty-one and he fixes computers," he said and his mom quickly said, "Collin!"

"Well I guess we're acquainted then. You must be the ones responsible for this little nut here," I said and messed up his hair with my hand.

"Yeah, that's right," his dad replied with a smile.

I shook each of their hands and told them a little more about me. I knew I had to try to act really polite and decent so they'd be comfortable letting Collin around me.

"It seems Collin here is a big fan of neons. You know if you ever want to put some on that minivan of yours, I'm the one who installed these babies."

"Yeah!" Collin yelled and his parents laughed.

"I'm not really much of an auto mechanic as much as a computer geek, as you've heard. I guess I went full time with my computer repair business so you'll probably see me come and go a lot and a bunch of people dropping off computers here and stuff. And Collin here was the first one to welcome me to the neighborhood so I told him any time you guys have any computer problems, just call me and I'll fix it right up for you."

"Wow, that's so nice of you. We've had to take ours in a couple times and it was so expensive!"

"Yeah those Geek Squad people and all those other big ones charge way too much. They're going out of business cuz of people like me. And cuz most people know some geeky neighbor kid that'll do it for free. I dunno how the people in my old neighborhood are gonna survive without me. Collin said he was pretty picky about who moved in here. I gotta say, I was the same way at my parent's house when the neighbor's house was for sale. These fat people came to an open house with their two enormous monster dogs in their truck and the guy had a Budweiser shirt on. So when they were on their way out, I came out dressed in all black with my hood up and black gloves on carrying my airsoft shotgun and a metal briefcase and loaded em into my car. I guess they decided not to move in."

Collin laughed his head off and said, "Sounds like something I would do!"

"Well don't you guys worry. I never drink and don't play loud music and the only parties I have are when new video games come out and geeks aren't too rowdy."

"Ooh, I love gaming parties! Can I come to the next one?"

"Only if you finish your homework first," I replied and everyone laughed. I figured his parents wouldn't appreciate it if I invited to a party when they barely knew me.

"Great, that's good to hear. Well I think you'll make a fantastic neighbor," his mom said.

"You too. You guys seem nice. Well I think my ice cream is melting so I better get all these groceries inside. Nice meeting you guys."

"You too," Collin's dad replied and they walked back to their house. I brought the two bags of groceries inside and closed the door and leaned against it and sighed out loud, "Man that kid's cute! This is the best place ever!"

I whipped up my famous recipe of tuna with lemon juice and pickles on a paper plate and ate it as I watched TV. The show Zoey 101 was just ending and it was one of the episodes with Paul Butcher.

"That's so him," I snickered to myself.

I was so happy that I seemed to have made a good first impression. Now his whole family was pretty friendly towards me. And even if it took months, I figured their computer would break eventually so I was guaranteed to see him again. I knew I'd be jacking off thinking of him a lot from now on too. He was like the perfect boy! He was just the right age and really good looking and so funny. I loved him already. That suddenly reminded me of something I had been waiting to do for years. I promised myself as soon as I moved out, I'd do it. I hopped onto my computer in my office and jumped on the website I was thinking of.

"Oh baby, I've been waiting forever for one of these," I said as I arrived at the fleshlight website. Now if you've never heard of a fleshlight, it's basically the absolute best fake vagina you could ever stick your penis into. They're the highest rated, best selling sex toy ever invented! I had wanted one ever since I had first found out about them and that was when I was like fifteen or something. I sat back in the chair and contemplated the order. You're probably wondering why I'd want to get a fake vagina after drooling over the little angel next door who just so happened to be male. Well on the site they have super realistic anal ones too. Plus I was attracted to adult women too. Boys are a little more exciting and fun though so I like them a little more.

I had read extensive reviews on fleshlights and it turns out that even straight guys preferred the anal one when they had tried both just because the opening was a little tighter. If I got that one and anyone ever saw it though, they'd think I was gay. Plus I had never had sex with a woman before so I thought the vagina one would be cool to try too. I still had a good amount of money to spend on whatever so I knew I had to get one of each. Plus if I got both, then if someone saw the butt shaped one, I'd show them both to suggest that I wasn't gay. They had a buy one get one half off sale too. I thought that was sort of funny. They usually did that for shoes, not sex toys. So I finally decided to just go ahead and get both. I put in the order and wished it would arrive in minutes. The day those things came would be the best day of my life! Unfortunately, the preparation and shipping would take several days. They even warned that some orders may take two weeks but I heard on review sites that that was just for really weird ones like some weird colored one with a weird inside texture. They let you configure a bunch of custom combinations but I got the regular pink back and front ones with the plain, smooth inside so I hoped they'd arrive soon.

All that fleshlight excitement made me want to jack off right then. It was pretty cool that now that I could pull out the KY that I had bought and squirt it on me and have some fun without worrying about someone seeing or hearing me. I didn't even have to worry about where I was going to hide the lube. I laid back on the couch and slowly jacked off and enjoyed my new freedom.

Of course you probably already know what I was imagining. And I'll warn you that I don't hire writers for my fantasies so yeah, they're kinda dumb but yours probably are too, right? Stick with me anyway. I imagined that Collin had come over and after telling him my age he replied, "Wow, you're that old? You must have a pretty big dick then. Lemme see it!"

"Well alright," I said and shut the garage door.

I pulled my pants down and he knelt down and grabbed it and said, "Whoa, it's huuuuge. I know how to do this..." he said and started jacking it then sucking on it. His pink little lips around it looked so hot. And that beautiful blonde hair of his hung down and rocked as he bobbed his head.

"Did you know guys can have sex together too? See, look. It goes like this," he said and quickly pulled his pants down and turned around and sort of backed into me. I shoved my penis up inside his butt and it was so tight I could hardly get it in.

"Yeah, bet that feels nice, huh? All the boys around here do it with me all the time," he said as he let me fuck him really fast. "Ohhhh that feels so good!" he cried.

It didn't take much more than that to make me squirt a trail of cum down my chest. I cleaned up then laid back and relaxed and thought about him. It was getting late enough that maybe the little guy was in the shower yanking away at his own little joystick back at his house right then. I wished I could see through the walls to check out what he was doing or to just see that beautiful face again.

I thought about what I all said to him and his parents. Everything went pretty well. He thought I was pretty funny and cool and his parents thought I was alright too. I let my mind wander and thought about how he and I might be really good friends down the road.

One time I was at another house on a computer repair with a little twelve year old. He thought I was the coolest person on Earth and begged me to stay and have a sleepover with him. I wished it wouldn't have been so weird or I'd have accepted! Maybe Collin would come sleep over here with me. And of course he'd refuse to sleep any way but naked like I'm sure he always did. And no sleeping bag on the ground for him. He'd accept nothing less than sharing my nice, comfy bed with me. I smiled at the thought and kept going with it just for fun. Of course, before he got into my nice, clean bed I'd have to make sure he wasn't all dirty so I'd have to hop in the shower with him and wash him off.

It was all such a nice fantasy. I figured I'd be thinking about Collin a lot now that I had met him in person. He was so beautiful and I loved his personality already. I hoped I'd get to spend some more time with him sometime soon without it being weird. If he just showed up at my house suddenly the next day and wanted to hang out with me, his parents would probably be really uneasy about it. A really great way would be if his computer broke and I had to come over and fix it. I'm sure he'd be like every other kid and watch me work the whole time and ask a billion questions. That would be so awesome. I jokingly considered sending them a virus. I probably could have if they had an insecure wireless network but according to my receiver, nobody in the neighborhood did. That was actually sort of surprising. I could pick up five networks from my old house.

I imagined how awesome it would be if Collin had a laptop and a wireless network. I bet he'd spend a lot of time in his room with the door locked and probably no pants on. I remembered the first time I was home alone after we got the internet. It was awesome! I was eleven or twelve and it was quite exciting to see naked women parts that I had never seen before, not to mention them doing the fun thing I had heard so much about. I reminded myself that maybe Collin was different and didn't like girls but I knew that was pretty unlikely. Even when I was his age I only liked females. I started liking boys when I was about thirteen.

I figured I should stop thinking about him or I'd be doing it all night. I went down into the basement and finished setting up some cardboard boxes that I had used for moving all my stuff. I practically had a castle set up with them. I had bullseyes all over each box too. I bet you're wondering why, huh? Well for airsoft of course! And since I bet you've never heard of that, airsoft guns use springs or CO2 or a propane and silicone mix to fire six millimeter plastic BB's. It's like paintball but without the messy paint. You still certainly know when you get hit though because they hurt! I played it with my friends all the time. Between us we had well over a thousand dollars in guns. I always told them as soon as I move out I'm building an airsoft target range so now I did.

I picked up my CO2 pistol and fired at some pop cans I had put on top of the boxes. I hit them pretty easily even though that gun wasn't very accurate. Then I switched to my fully automatic rifle on single shot mode. I hit perfect bullseyes with my fancy new scope I had recently put on it. I couldn't help but think about Collin some more. I couldn't get him out of my head! If he was like every other boy in the world, he'd love shooting targets with guns! Most twelve year old boys were big fans of food, guns, explosives, and sex. I figured all I'd have to do is refer to my airsoft gun range in my basement if I was ever over there fixing his computer and he'd practically teleport to my house. There would be no keeping him away then!

I fantasized about how awesome it would be to let him have everything he ever wanted if he came over. I'd let him eat anything and shoot my guns. Then I'd let him look at whatever he wanted on my computer and jack off with lube and everything. He'd probably be so happy he'd let me sit next to him and do it too. His eyes would be too glued to the screen to care. I smiled as I pictured him walking in the door and having me immediately hand him a gun in one hand and a dish of ice cream in the other and stick my tube of KY and some firecrackers in his pockets and say, "Let's go watch some porn!"

For all I knew, he looked at porn all the time at his house. It was pretty likely since not many parents had internet filters installed. Plus he was definitely developed enough to be interested in sex. He had noticeably grown feet and hands which means his penis had started growing too. Pretty much all boys had those three parts grow bigger at the same time. And of course that meant his balls were sending out the nonstop, "I wanna fuck someone!" signal.

After I was done waging war against those pop cans and boxes, I took a shower. I brought in my KY because I just knew I'd be thinking about Collin again. Thinking about that sexy little guy got me so excited, it felt incredible to jack off in there! He was definitely the best part about moving out.

The next day I had two computer repairs to drive to and I finally pulled into my driveway right as Collin came walking home from the school bus. I was delighted with the timing. I took my time getting my repair suitcases out of my trunk and sure enough, he came running up to my garage.

"Hey Peter!" he yelled.

"Hey Collin!" I replied and he looked as glad that I remembered his name as I was that he remembered mine.

"Hey, you gotta help me! My parents won't let me use the computer cuz they say these popups keep popping up even when the internet isn't open. And they say they're naughty popups!"

I was ecstatic when I heard that. Now I'd get to go over and help him out! I was thinking it would take months before I'd get to do a repair for them.

"Oh, you must have some adware on there. I've seen that sort of thing before. It's pretty easy to remove."

"Can you come over and fix it?! I'll go nuts if I can't use the computer!"

"Yeah, I know what you mean. I think I'd die if it were me," I laughed.

"Yeah so you gotta come over and fix it!"

"Wait, so you mean you don't want naked ladies popping up while you're doing stuff?" I joked with a wink.

"My parents won't let me on while there's stuff like that on there! I can only go on when they're home and log in for me cuz they know the password."

"Oh, I gotcha. Well are they home now?"

"Oh...no...crap!" he yelled.

I considered what to do now. I knew a great way to log in anyway but I figured his parents wouldn't like it if I was in their house alone with Collin without them being home. I didn't want to disappoint the little guy but then again it's not like he knew I could get around it anyway. As I was deciding he looked up at me with a very desperate expression and asked, "Can you fix it anyway?"

I just couldn't lie to the little guy and he looked so frantic over it. So I finally answered him.

"Funny you should mention that. I know a trick or two to remove the password."

"Really?!" he exclaimed and his eyes lit up.

"Yeah, it's simple."

"Cooooool!"

"Do you think your parents will mind me coming over while they're not there?"

"Yeah, no problem. They like you. They said so last night."

"Sweet," I answered with a smile. "Hey, let me just bring over one CD in case I need it."

I ran into the house and Collin followed me in.

"Oh my gosh, Collin's in my house!" I thought to myself. Of course ten seconds later I had the disk out of my suitcase and was back in the garage without any wild gun shooting or junk food eating or hot, naked jacking or sex. Oh darn.

We ran over and Collin unlocked the door to his house and we stepped in. It looked pretty nice and clean and stuff.

"Nice place you've got here," I said.

"Thanks!" he happily replied and led me to the computer room.

I sat down and said, "Alright, this is going to be easy enough. You know, I don't think your parents would appreciate me showing you how to remove their password."

"But I'd appreciate it!" he giggled.

I smiled and very energetically replied, "Oh I bet you would!"

I could tell we were on the same wavelength now. He knew exactly what I was referring too.

I signaled with my hand for him to turn around. He frowned and did it. I stared at his butt for a couple moments as I made sure he didn't turn back around. It was so cute and boyish and stuck out a bunch. I wished I could reach out and squeeze it!

I finally turned around and shut the computer off. I won't give you the specifics but after some restarting and a visit to safe mode, his parents' account password was gone. About fifteen seconds into the process he said, "I gotta go eat something," and ran off into the kitchen. Apparently standing there doing nothing wasn't one of his favorite activities.

So far I had been there for about one minute and he had already pretty much mentioned eating and porn. If he would have come back with a homemade bomb and gun, he'd have covered them all.

He came back just as I was clicking his parents profile to log in.

"Wow, cool!" he said as he practically inhaled some chips and watched it log in, password free.

I watched him wolf them down and he started giggling because he knew I was watching him because of that.

"What did those chips ever do to you?" I asked and he laughed his head off.

"I'm hungry! I had gym class today."

"Oh yeah, that'll do it. I know what you mean."

He put his head right above my shoulder and chomped on the rest of the chips and said with his mouth full, "So, how you gonna fix it?"

I put in my USB flash drive that contained all my repair software and said, "With this magic little device. It holds the solution to every problem in the entire universe."

"Cooool," he replied.

He seemed like the type of kid that would tell his parents all about it if he saw some boobs pop up on the screen so I turned to him and started to say, "Hey, um...don't you think you shouldn't be watching until it's fixed? Cuz you know..."

He replied with a big giggle and I noticed he was staring at the screen. I sighed and looked back and saw what I figured was there. There was a naked, eighteen year old looking girl with perfect breasts and skin standing in a pop up ad from the waist up, squeezing her breasts.

"Oh never mind," I said and he kept giggling even after I closed it. He didn't say anything about it though.

"I probably should have disabled the program that's doing that before letting you look, huh?"

"Don't tell my parents, okay? They'd be kinda mad."

"I won't if you won't," I said with a grin.

I was really glad he wasn't about to tell his parents. Now that he said it, it made sense. If his parents didn't want him using the computer because they didn't want him to see anything inappropriate, he wasn't about to tell them he just did. I thought it was a little strange that he didn't tell me not to close it or make a comment about how unbelievably hot it was or anything. I figured if his parents only let him on when they were around, he probably never had any time to see any porn before so I was surprised he didn't jump at the chance to stare at some hot boobs for a long time. Then again if I were him I'd probably sneak a quick peek at some pictures while my parents were busy after they let me on. I couldn't imagine any kid that wouldn't do that. But maybe his parents checked his internet history a lot.

Some shows I had seen on TV suggested that usually when really, really young kids see a naked woman they giggle so I didn't expect Collin to do it but maybe he just wasn't the type to say, "Ooooh, hot!" I was actually the same way. One time when I was thirteen I was at my friend's house disinfecting a very similar problem and a porn popup appeared. I just laughed and blushed and quickly closed it. My friend didn't say anything either except "whoa."

I smiled as I thought about how great it would have been if he grabbed my hand and said, "No, don't close it!" and kept staring. He probably would have gotten hard then scampered off to go relieve himself in his room.

"Well, let's get rid of that little problem."

"What problem?" he laughed.

"I dunno, I don't see anything wrong. Oh wait, I think you might have the booby virus," I laughed.

I quickly found the process that was causing the popups and terminated it and removed some important files it needed to run. Then I started up an adware scanner.

"And now we wait," I said and leaned back in the chair.

"So how'd you remove the password?" he asked with a mischievous smile.

"Magic. Even if taught you, wouldn't your parents notice the password missing a lot?"

"Yeah but...aww," he replied.

I couldn't help but tease him a little.

"I think it would be much better to just find out your parents' password."

"Yeah, I wish."

"Oh, it's easier than you might think."

"Really?!" he yelled excitedly.

I laughed at how cute he was when he got all excited. It was even better knowing that all he wanted it for was probably to look at porn before his parents got home from work. I wanted him to like me and he'd absolutely love me if I showed him how but if his parents ever found out he knew it and I was responsible, they'd be pissed and never let him around me again.

"I don't think your parents would appreciate that either. You said they like me but I bet they wouldn't if they found out I told you their password."

"It's okay, I wouldn't tell them, duh!" he insisted and tugged on my shoulder for emphasis.

"But what if they found you on it when they didn't log in for you?"

"I'd be off every time they were about to get home."

"I dunno..."

"They wouldn't catch me but if they did, I wouldn't tell em you showed me how. They already keep thinking I guessed the password. Every time they leave me home alone they act like I was on the computer the whole time and they just can't prove it. Before they leave they're always like `now don't use the computer' but I tell em duh, I don't know the password! They still think I do somehow though cuz kids know lots about computers."

"Well, if it's like that then..." I said and watched him get all excited again. "Why do you wanna get on the computer when you're home all alone so bad though I wonder," I teased and poked him in the side.

He giggled and said, "I dunno!"

"Good enough for me," I replied and he jumped up and down excitedly.

I explained to him how a keylogger records keystrokes and passwords. He was fascinated by it. As soon as the scanner removed all the bad stuff infecting his computer, I installed my invisible keylogger program and taught him how to check the log. He thought it was the coolest thing ever.

"So right after they log in, wait for them to go away and open the log and it'll have whatever password they just typed."

"Awesome!" he screamed and hopped onto my lap on the chair and gave me a big hug. It was quite the unexpected surprise.

"Why thank you," I said and he snickered and got off me. "I just couldn't keep a nice kid like you from his free internet surfing. You know, somehow I have a feeling that you'll probably want to know how to erase your internet history, huh?"

"Oh yeah, that'd be good!" he giggled.

"Alright," I replied and told him how to completely erase it or just erase selective entries.

"So when you go to cows.com to buy a cow for your mom for Christmas, now you know how to hide it."

"Exactly," he snickered.

"Well, while I'm here, got any other problems or questions?"

He wanted his games to run faster so I disabled a bunch of programs that didn't really need to start up at login so there were more resources. I also found out his graphics adapter wasn't using the maximum amount of memory that it could so I maxed it out.

"There you go, that should help it a bit," I said.

"Wow, you know a lot about computers! Lemme test it," he said and I got up so he could have the chair.

He started up a hunting game and said, "Oooh," as it ran really smoothly. He ran around shooting at all sorts of African animals and said, "This is awesome!"

"Cool, I'm glad that worked so well. Now you'll be hunting like crazy, huh? Just watch out for the wild pokealope."

"What's that?"

I poked him in the side where he was really ticklish and he giggled like crazy.

"Yeah, they're dangerous!" he laughed.

He closed the game and asked me about a million other questions. Soon I had showed him some great online game sites and my favorite sites to get awesome desktop backgrounds. I showed him all about zip files and how to find and buy cheap Xbox games online and everything. I also showed him a picture of Paul Butcher when he was twelve and looked identical to Collin.

He giggled, "Wow, it's my twin!" when he saw him.

"So, is your brain gonna exploded yet?" I asked.

"No way. We learn more than this in school. I'm used to it. Plus it is all cool stuff, not dumb stuff."

I had been sort of stalling because I loved hanging out with him and no matter what, his parents wouldn't appreciate it if I removed their password then left Collin home alone with it completely unprotected. Finally as he showed me some of his favorite games, his mom drove in.

It was about 5:15 so I figured it was about time.

"Oh boy, mom's home! You should stay for supper!" he said.

"I'd love to if it's alright with your mom."

I hung back at the computer as he ran to the door to greet his mom. I heard him say, "Hey mom. I brought Peter over and he fixed up the computer. He even made it run faster and run all my games better!"

"Oh, well that's nice."

"Yeah, I really gotta type some homework tonight so that's awesome. Can he stay for supper?"

"Sure. It'll be ready in a couple minutes, alright?"

He ran back with his mom and told me the good news even though I already heard it from the other room.

"Cool. I haven't eaten much real food since I moved out."

"I dunno if you'd call my mom's cooking real food," Collin said.

"Collin!" his mom scolded him.

"I'm just kidding, she could be on Iron Chef!"

"I'd watch that," I said and they both laughed.

I continued teaching Collin some neat tricks until his mom said dinner was ready. His dad got home a few minutes before that. I heard his mom tell him I was here fixing the computer and he thought it was great too. I was so glad they didn't mind. The fact that I looked like I was about sixteen probably helped a lot. Parents usually got it in their head that you had to be and look at least thirty to be a crazy, boy kidnapping pedophile. And you're double suspicious if you have a beard, which I didn't. Somehow from what I saw on the news, that was actually accurate too. Strange! I looked like I could have been his older brother or a really, really fast growing kid from his school but that would be quite a stretch.

I was absolutely as happy as can be with the way this was all going. His parents loved me and didn't mind Collin adoring me at all. At this rate I could sit down at the dinner table and start rubbing between his legs and say, "We're gonna go have sex after supper," and they'd just say, "Alright, don't forget the lube."

I was glad that I showed him how to get on the computer with his parents' password. I could tell he wanted to go exploring on the internet alone so badly. I wouldn't have been able to resist if he was over at my house letting him do whatever he wanted. I'd probably suggestively say, "I gotta go do my laundry. You can just hang out here and do whatever," and leave him alone with my computer to carry out all his jacking pleasures. But then he'd want to be over at my house WAY too often and his parents might suspect something. Plus telling him how to use a keylogger was legal. Showing pornography to someone under sixteen in Wisconsin was severely illegal. I always thought that law was weird when I read it. For some reason they made it sixteen and not eighteen. If I liked sixteen year old boys and Collin was that old, boy could we have some fun surfing the internet together at my house!

That got me thinking about how to let him know he could come over whenever he wanted. I knew his parents liked me but just randomly telling him to come over to my house sometime would sound creepy. He definitely wanted to but probably figured it would be rude to just drop in so I had to let him know. When his mom walked in to tell us to come eat, I had an idea.

I told her, "Hey, I should probably show you how to re-add the password, huh?"

"Yeah, I don't remember how we did it the first time."

I pulled up the correct menu and had her sit down and type it in. I stood behind Collin and covered his eyes with my hands and he giggled. His mom didn't know it was extra funny for him because he was going to find it out soon anyway.

"I gotta say, you guys have a pretty fast computer. That's cool. I'm used to working on four year old slowmobiles. It's not quite as fast as my super computer but it is a dual core so that's cool." Then I turned to Collin and said, "Mine's got dual monitors like one here and one there and you can drag stuff in between them. And I got a TV tuner card too so I can watch TV on my computer and record shows and stuff."

"Whoa, cool!" he said and then just like I planned, he asked, "Can I come over and see it sometime?"

"Sure. I've got some work to do tonight and I hear you've got some homework but why don't you stop by tomorrow. I've got a whole lot of nothing going on all day."

"Okay!" he said excitedly and went into the dining room to eat.

I thought it was a bit odd that they had four chairs at the table when apparently he didn't have any siblings but it was at least symmetrical. I sat across from Collin and he kept smiling at me as we ate. I did keep making silly jokes but I think it was also because he absolutely loved me now. I could practically read his thoughts because he was absolutely beaming now that he'd get open access to his computer whenever he wanted.

He was eating like a lion attacking a zebra and his mother said, "Collin, geeze, don't eat like that."

"That's how I eat," he replied cutely.

I smiled at him. I was a pretty fast eater myself and was even faster back when I was his age so I didn't mind it. All the little boyish things he did made him even cuter.

Staring at him for the entire meal and thinking about him spending some quality time with the internet and his penis every day when he got home from school got me hard a couple times. Every time I got hard I'd make sure to eat slowly so I wouldn't finish and have to get up.

I wondered if Collin was having the same problem under the table. He did just see a very nice set of boobs on a pretty hot girl and knew he'd be seeing a lot more of that pretty soon. If I were him, that would be the only thing on my mind!

When Collin and I were we were done eating, far ahead of his parents, he showed me where to drop off the dishes and I said, "Well I better get going. You get to your homework and I'll finish my stuff and I'll see you sometime tomorrow, okay?"

"Alright, it's a date," he said with a big smile.

"Thanks so much for dinner, it was excellent," I told his parents.

"You're very welcome and thanks for fixing up the computer."

"Any time."

I got my shoes on at the front door and Collin came too.

"Thanks so much!" he said and wrapped his arms around my chest. It was another wonderful surprise hug and I put both my arms down his back and squeezed him. His whole body felt so sexy and boyish under my arms. He was pretty skinny and had such a small frame. I just wanted to pick him up and kiss him. It wasn't often that I got a hug from a cute boy so I thoroughly enjoyed it. I could imagine how good he would look naked but I didn't want to because it would get me hard pretty fast. After I left though I had a major stiffy going on while I walked back to my house with lots of fun fantasies running through my head. I imagined after he hugged me, he followed me outside. I took his shirt off and he hopped out of his pants and stood there in his underwear right on the front lawn. Earlier I saw when he hopped in my lap and his shirt pulled up that he was wearing the same kind of regular, Hanes white underwear that I wore. I imagined he'd just stand out there on the front lawn and let me pull them down, revealing his penis just waiting to be sucked on. He'd probably put his hands on his hips and watch closely as he felt the awesome new sensation of getting his penis sucked on. Then he'd get so excited, he'd grab onto my head and start thrusting his hips until he exploded.

The first thing I did when I got to my house was grab the KY and get naked. All the blinds and stuff were closed so nobody would see me quickly stripping down to nothing. I sat down on the couch and continued my awesome fantasy. Now that he was satisfied, he laid down on the grass and pulled his legs up to let me have some fun. I worked my penis up into his butt and fucked away. It didn't take long for me to cum with that kind of inspiration. The orgasm felt even better since I was so happy about how everything went.

Fucking him out on the lawn felt so real after all that had happened. This all still felt like a dream. I went from an ordinary, busy day to spending over two hours with a beautiful boy I barely knew, seeing some boobs with him, and enabling him to soon experience a whole world of sexual pleasure on his computer and getting two hugs and a meal for it too! I never thought anything like that would be possible. Before then I figured maybe I'd see him occasionally or if I was really lucky, he'd come over to visit me sometime. But now he'd probably come skipping over around 4:00 the next day after pleasuring himself to some sights his little virgin eyes had probably never seen before and say, "Guess what I just got done doing!"

He seemed so open about everything that he probably would actually say something like that too. Aside from not commenting on the surprise boobs popup, he didn't deny or shy away from the fact that it was obvious he wanted to know his parents' login password so he could look at porn and jack off. Most boys seemed like they didn't ever want to even be in the same room with someone mentioning jacking off until they were older and had been doing it for so long.

As soon as I was done I couldn't help but think about how great it would be when I got my fleshlights in the mail. I'd pull out the anal one and it would be just like Collin was there letting me fuck him. That fantasy would be much less of a stretch now. And besides all that, I was super excited about getting to stick my penis inside a pussy for the first time too. Well at least, one that would be close enough in my opinion. I imagined having one in each hand and switching off like I had a hot girl and Collin there together taking turns with me. If that really happened, I'm sure Collin wouldn't be able to resist fucking the girl several times after I was done too. Then I reminded myself in my fantasies at least he was clearly gay so that wouldn't happen. I couldn't imagine a kid like him not wanting to have sex with a girl though so I decided to alter my fantasy version of him to be bi. I smiled at how silly it was to let an imaginary version of him fuck girls in my fantasies and got my clothes back on. I started replacing the power supply on a computer one of my customers had dropped off. Once I got it up and running I scanned it for anything bad and had to remove a bunch of stuff. I calculated the bill and it just so happened that my profit was exactly the price of another fleshlight.

"I wonder when Collin's birthday is," I wondered out loud and grinned. His parents would probably kill me if I gave him one. But boy would he love me then!

By the time I was done with that repair and had drilled all the holes in the case for my modified Nintendo DS I planned to sell on ebay, it was getting to be shower time. I always loved jacking in the shower so naturally my thoughts turned sexual on my way there. I was imagining Collin in front of his computer tomorrow, madly jacking off as he watched some hot porn videos. I figured it was as good a time as any to break out a little something I picked up for myself. I went to the refrigerator and picked out the kielbasa sasuage that was just the right size. In fact, it could have very well been Collin sized. Actually it might have been a bit wider than the average twelve year old but I was definitely planning on pretending it was him. It was over foot long and kinda horseshoe shaped though. It had two rounded ends so I cut it down the middle and held the eight or so inches of meat in my hand and smiled. I felt like such a weirdo wanting to try sticking it in me but it was definitely the most penis-like object I could think of.

I hopped in the shower with it and some KY and kept feeling half excited and half embarrassed about the whole thing. I had always wanted to stick one in me every time my mom bought one though so I was going to try it no matter how weird it was. I figured she'd wonder what happened to half of it though so I never got a chance to try it. I wished I could have owned a dildo but even now I didn't want to get one because if anyone saw it, they'd definitely think I was gay! Plus most of the ones I saw on the internet were pretty big and I certainly couldn't test drive any of them before buying to see if it would be comfortable.

Well at least now I had a very penis-like sausage to play with. It was the right size and made of squishy but stiff meat. As I held it in my hand, it felt a lot like holding my own penis so I couldn't wait to get it in me. I warmed it up under the water and squirted a lot of lube all over it then laid on my back and tried to work it up inside me. It sure felt a lot bigger than it looked and sort of hurt. I tried to just get it started but it hurt too much. I stopped and tried to relax and then gently pushed at it again. Then with some careful maneuvering, I finally got just about all of it to slide inside me. It sure was a tight fit though and didn't felt as comfortable as I imagined.

"Geeze, how do gay guys do it?" I asked myself out loud. On the internet some guy with a huge penis would just stick it inside another guy's butt like it was a pussy and fuck him really hard and fast. Well I didn't ever plan on letting an adult guy have sex with me so I didn't feel too concerned about it.

Now that it was in me I wiggled it around but it felt too tight to feel really good. So I left it jammed in there and started jacking off with my lubed up hand. I closed my eyes and imagined Collin had an enormous penis and it was stuck inside me. It was so hot imagining him with a gigantic penis with no hair at all, just nice, smooth skin all the way down and around and everywhere. I imagined grabbing his buns as he expertly jacked me off and fucked me. I noticed when he was on his computer that he even had really cute, boyish hands. They could have been in commercials, they were so nice looking! Thinking of them around my penis, jacking me as he fucked me got me going well enough and soon I launched a blast of cum flying through air. It landed all the way up on my cheek and all the other shots were pretty strong too as I felt my insides clamp down on that sausage inside me. It didn't really hurt because it was so soft so I liked that part at least.

After I was done, I slowly pulled it out of me and washed myself off. I threw the sausage away when I got out and decided the other half would be put to better use in another of my holes. I cooked it and ate it for a snack later. Before I bit into it though I was reminded of its penis-like qualities and gave it a little blow job. It was pretty neat to finally try. I tried to remember if there were any smaller sausages at the grocery store. I wrote sausages on my grocery list just in case there were. I couldn't help but feel like I should just get a normal dildo and save myself the trouble. Or better yet, just convince Collin to fuck me but I wasn't about to ask or anything.

I could barely fall asleep that night because I was still thinking about all the wonderful things I got to do with Collin and what a great situation I was on now. The next day I worked on my DS mod pretty much all day and tried not to get too impatient about Collin getting home from school. Basically I was putting the DS parts inside of another plastic shell with a small amp and way higher quality speakers off a junk laptop I had lying around. I thought it was my best mod yet when it comes to a functionality upgrade. In the afternoon someone called and dropped off their computer for a repair. The video card was fried and was showing all kinds of "trippy neon flashes" as they put it. Luckily I kept a standard, cheap AGP card in stock at all times so I replaced that and called them to pick it up.

Right when I first opened the case to start though, I saw Collin walking down the street from the bus. Like I thought, instead of coming straight over to hang out with his new best buddy, he wanted to get right to his other new best buddy, his computer. He even seemed to be walking at a faster than normal pace because he was so excited. Well it turned out the customer wanted to pick up their computer right away when I called them and right as they pulled into the driveway, Collin came over. He was already at the door when the customer came up so I said, "Hey, your computer's all ready. This is my son, Collin. I adopted him from Russia and he doesn't speak a word of English."

Collin laughed his head off and said, "You nut."

The guy laughed too. "Naw, this is the crazy neighbor kid. He wanted to come see my killer computer system."

"I bet it's a bit faster than this old one."

"Yeah, but this one's not too bad. It's faster than most I see."

"Really?"

"Yeah, you'd probably be good for a year or two with this one. If you want a way faster one though you'll want to get one before they discontinue Windows XP cuz Vista is a nightmare."

"Oh yeah, that's that new thing that's coming out on all the new ones. So they're still offering XP?"

"Yeah, Dell and that one local place are still offering it for a couple months."

"Oh, okay, well I'll have to look into that maybe."

"Hey, if you ever can't get a system built with XP, I could build you a custom one any time with XP on it."

"Alright, well thanks."

He paid me and I let him go with his fixed up computer.

"Wow, you sure know a lot!"

"Yeah, I can't believe I actually made a career out of it. Did you know I originally wanted to be a biochemical engineer?"

"Wow."

"Yeah, I wanted to turn chickens back into raptors and make new medicines and stuff."

"Awesome!"

"Well the beast is right in here," I said and led him into my office.

I had parts and screws and cables all over and he said, "Wow, it looks like a computer exploded in here."

"Yeah, well, it's all out and ready to grab. That's the way I like it. I know where everything is of course"

"Sorry I didn't stop right over. I had to leave a note in case my parents forget where I am."

"Oh is that all you did? That must have been a long note if it took this long."

He giggled a bunch and said excitedly, "I know my parents password now! It's puppydog415."

"Well geeze, why not just tell me their social security numbers too."

"Oh you could hack us anyway!" he giggled.

I didn't want to make him uncomfortable but I couldn't resist getting his reaction on it.

"So, did you have fun on the computer?"

"Yeah, I checked my stocks and read on CNN," he jokingly replied then quickly said, "Wooooow so this is dual monitors, huh?"

I sat down and he jumped in my lap facing the screens. I showed him how you can drag stuff in between the screens and launched Halo on one monitor and my TV viewer on the other.

"That is the coolest thing ever!"

"Yeah, it helps when you want to do two things at once. I mostly got it for watching TV in here while I work but now I use it for graphics and any time I want the internet open while I'm working on something."

I thought he was shying away from all the talk about internet porn and jacking by how fast he changed topics but now he caught me by surprise by saying, "Yeah, I bet that's nice. You're busy working and get sick of it so you go to the other monitor and look at boobies!"

"Yeah, that is nice. It's good to take a break from work once in a while and do something more fun."

He giggled cuz he knew what I meant and added, "Yeah and after school!"

"You bet! You're one lucky boy. You've got the whole place to yourself then."

"So...you look at porn on here a lot?" he asked uneasily, still a little embarrassed about his curiosity on the topic.

"I guess," I answered. I wished he wasn't in my lap so I could see his face and get a better idea of where he was going with this. I had a suspicion he wanted to ask me something but was beating around the bush first.

"Well I saw some today and it was pretty cool!"

"Oh, you've never seen that sort of thing before?"

Apparently Collin didn't like talking at the monitors instead of me so he hopped up and sat down on the small couch I had in the office. I spun the chair around and faced him.

"Nope. It was so cool! The guys have huuuuge dicks! And the girls had those little lippy thingies," he said and used his hand to demonstrate how far the guy's penis stuck out on his own body then pointed to where the girl's "lippy thingies" were. I thought it was so adorable, I couldn't help but smile.

He knew his description was a little weird so he giggled and added, "Well you know what I mean!"

"Yeah, I know. I was about your age when I first saw everyone's parts and how they used them. I thought it was pretty cool too."

"Can I ask you something?"

"Of course, you can ask me anything. I happen to know a lot about this stuff."

"Oh good. Do all those ladies get pregnant?"

"Naw, that's pretty rare. You saw some of them had condoms on of course. And if you see a guy squirt off inside a girl, it's okay cuz most girls that do pornos take birth control pills that stop them from getting pregnant. Even if the guy pulls out and squirts on her back or something, she probably still takes birth control. Just so you know, that's cuz that's a really bad way to prevent pregnancy. Some sperm usually leaks out before the big finish and can still get her pregnant."

"Ohhhh okay," he said and looked lost in thought over what I just said. He looked pretty fascinated by all the new knowledge.

"Yeah so remember that cuz I don't wanna see any Collin juniors running around at your house."

He laughed and told me, "I don't even have a girl to do it with."

"Good, you shouldn't. You're twelve!"

"Hey, I know a really young boy who had sex! I heard about this one kid who was in eighth grade. And that summer he was thirteen and he knew about this one camp where people send their kids if they find out they're gay. It's like a un-gaying camp or whatever. You go there for two weeks and they try and make the kids like the people they're supposed to or whatever. Well one of that kid's friends was gay so that's how he found out about it. His parents sent his friend there and when he got back, I guess he actually liked girls then. He told him all about it and said that it wasn't like most camps with the girls and boys cabins cuz each room has beds for two people and they didn't want all the gay boys having sex together at night and stuff. So each boy got to room with a girl. The camp says it's so they can fit all the girls and boys in the camp instead of doing one per room and to keep the boys from fucking each other. Plus if it was one per room then the boys would just go visit each other at night, but really it's all to try and get the boy to wanna have sex with the girl and they don't care if you do. Of course they don't tell parents that unless they ask cuz it's like their secret strategy. So near the end he started thinking boys were kinda gross after all and he got the girl he was staying with to let him fuck her and he really, really liked it! So then he liked girls from then on. So after he heard all about it, the first kid told his parents he thought he was gay even though he wasn't. And they sent him there and it turns out the girl he was staying with liked boys and girls so she let him fuck her all the time! So he just pretty much had sex nonstop for two weeks. Oh and she was real young like thirteen too or something so she didn't have big boobs or anything but he said it was still fun. One of the counselors there was a really hot girl who was like seventeen. So on the last day there he talked to her alone and said he thought maybe he started to like girls but didn't know if he really did or not. He lied and said the girl he was staying with didn't like him at all. So he got her to take all her clothes off to see if he liked girls' bodies and then he got her to let him keep doing more stuff until she just let him have sex with her. He said it was the best two weeks ever! They had free condoms in the bathrooms too so if the boys wanted they could try doing it with the girls and he said he used like a hundred of them! Then when he came back he told his parents he wasn't gay anymore. He told them he met a nice girl and they kissed and that was it so they wouldn't get mad. And ever since, they didn't mind at all if he talked about hot girls he liked. And he told his friends and they told me that he did it all just to get to do it with a girl."

"Wow...wow," I said and snickered a little. "That is one smart, lucky boy! Man, you should go to that camp!"

"Oh I'd probably get stuck with some lesbian who hates me," he giggled.

"I dunno, with a face like that I think you'd turn all the lesbians straight again! But all the boys would get even gayer," I said and he just about fell off the couch laughing.

"You really think I'm good looking?" he said and struck a silly pose.

"Yeah, you look like you could be an actor or something," I said sarcastically and he knew I was referring to his shocking similarity to Paul Butcher again. "They only take the real good looking kids, you know."

"Yeah, I know what you mean. Darn, I wished I lived in Hollywood. I'd be rich!"

"Yeah, you could be in pornos!"

He giggled some more and said, "I dunno, they do some kinda weird stuff." Then he hesitated and asked, "Do people really do all that stuff? Like regular, non-porno people?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well you know...they say all that weird stuff and like sometimes act all mean."

"Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah that's pretty weird. As far as I know, they're way overacting it. And I dunno why but some people like it when the guy acts like a big, mean gorilla or whatever but only really messed up people do it like that in real life."

"Oh, okay. That's what I thought. They should just do it like normal. Oh and why do they stick their dicks in the girl's butt?"

"Oh, well first of all that's a great way to not get pregnant," I said and he smiled. "And I heard it's usually tighter than their pussy so it feels a little better."

"Does it feel good for the girl?"

"Not nearly as good as the other way. I heard it usually hurts but some girls say it feels good."

"I thought they were gay and just had a girl there so there were like, oh well, I'm sticking it in there!" he said and laughed.

"No, if they're gay, they'd probably be in gay porn," I laughed.

"They make that?" he asked in amazement.

"Of course."

"And the guy like...sticks his dick up the other guy's butt?"

"That's how it works."

"It all fits in there?"

"Apparently."

"I was surprised that a girl's pussy was so big too! I was watching and this one guy with a super huge dick stick it in and just kept going and going and I was like whoa, that's deep! Am I asking too many weird questions?"

I hopped off the chair and sat next to him on the couch and put my arm around his shoulders like this was some sort of touching, dramatic scene in a movie and said, "Naw, it's totally natural for you to wonder about all this stuff. And I bet you don't want to ask your parents why a guy was fucking a girl in the butt."

He giggled and leaned against me.

"So I don't mind answering anything you want to know. Otherwise how else would you find out? So, got any other questions?"

"Does it feel good when guys do it together? Like it does with a girl?"

"Yeah, I heard it's about the same. Sex is sex I guess."

He thought some more and soon came up with another mystery he wanted me to resolve for him.

"Is it like...slippery inside a girl's pussy?"

"Well personally, I wouldn't know but I happen to have heard that when they get all excited, this gland thing squirts some wet stuff inside them so it's nice and smooth and easy for the guy."

"You never had sex?"

"Nope."

"Well me neither," he added cutely. "Does it get all slippery in their butts too?"

"Nope, then you gotta use lube."

"Lube...like lubricant?"

"Yeah."

"Like WD-40?" he giggled.

"No, you nut. Wanna see what pretty much everyone uses?"

"Yeah!" he answered super-excitedly and followed me as I got up and grabbed the tube of KY out of the bathroom.

"See, this KY jelly stuff is real popular. Not all girls get as wet as they should all the time so sometimes they use this in their pussies too."

"Oh, cool."

I opened the cap and he held out his finger and I squirted a little out for him.

"Whoa, that's slippery!"

"That's the point," I said with a smile. He rubbed it around on his fingers then wiped it off on a kleenex.

"So why do you have some?"

"Oh, cuz it's awesome for jackin! It makes it feel really real."

"Oh," he said and blushed.

After an awkward silence he said, "I still think porn is kinda weird."

"Yeah, it really is," I simply answered and he laughed.

We headed back to the office and he asked, "Hey how come a girl's lip thingies sometimes look all tight in pictures and then in the videos, all the ones that have sex don't have ones like that."

I couldn't believe how this whole conversation was progressing or that it was happening at all. I figured it would be fun for both of us if I got him all excited by explaining some more things in detail for him.

"Oh, that's simple. I think we need diagrams though!" I said and pulled up an internet window.

I went to one of my favorite free porn sites and looked for the best link.

"Ah, here we go," I said as I pulled up a series of pictures with a girl stripping and getting fucked by a guy. "See, it actually starts like this and then when they get excited, it kinda spreads apart. It's kinda like when a boy gets excited, you know?"

"Oh, okay," he replied and I looked over at his pants as he stood by next to my chair and said, "You obviously know what happens then."

He saw where I was looking and giggled and didn't even make an attempt to cover himself or hide it. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. There was the most beautiful boy practically showing off his erect penis to me like it was nothing while we looked at porn.

He looked back at the pictures and asked, "Hey, do all guys got dicks that big?"

"No way, not even close. All guys in pornos have way bigger ones than normal."

"Is yours that big?" he asked and immediately started giggling.

"Nope, mine's two feet long!" I replied and he giggled even more. "If you must know, on average, most guys have a six incher. Mine happens to six and three quarters."

"Cool," he replied. I looked down at the tent in his pants and wondered how big he was so I asked, "How about you? You look pretty big down there."

"It's good to have a big one, right?"

"Yes, of course. It makes it feel better for the girl when you stick it in her."

"Oh...well I measured today actually and mine's five and a half inches."

"Whoa, seriously? Wow! And you're twelve?"

"What? Is that big? It's not as big as yours."

"That's huge for a kid your age!"

"Well it started growing a lot and now it's this big."

"Well maybe you'll grow up to have a gigantic one."

"Awesome!" he exclaimed happily.

"You must eat your veggies, huh?"

He laughed and said, "I like peas!"

"Hey I got one more question. Does it really feel good when you get your penis sucked on? Or do they just do that to be weird."

"I've heard it feels absolutely awesome."

"Cool! Wow, now I think I know everything about sex and stuff."

"Yeah, here's your degree in sexology," I said and handed him an imaginary diploma and he smiled.

"Thanks for telling me all that stuff. It's sure different than they taught us in school."

"Yeah, I remember that whole thing."

"Yeah, they were just like `the guy sticks his penis in the girl and the sperm makes her pregnant' and then they showed us a baby being born and I didn't eat lunch that day."

He looked back at the picture of the guy with his penis buried inside the girl and said, "I like the guys with long ones. It's cool cuz they can be all like..." He said and thrust his hips really far and laughed.

I laughed a bunch then said, "Hey, wanna see something you'll really like?"

"A real big dick?" he asked with a silly smile.

"No, come on. Follow me."

I brought him down into the basement and as soon as he saw all the guns and targets he gasped and said, "Are you a terrorist?"

"I'm way too white to be a terrorist," I laughed. "They're not real guns you know."

"Oh...okay."

"They're airsoft guns. They just shoot these little BBs."

I explained to him how it all worked and before long he was begging me to let him fire one.

"Okay, we'll start you out at the pistol."

For being so excited, he sure looked nervous about firing it now that he had it in his hand. It was probably because it was much heavier than it looked and felt like a real gun instead of a toy gun. He kept asking if everything was really set and if it was loaded and if the trigger would work. I thought it was pretty adorable.

"Oh just fire it," I said and he finally put his arm all the way out and turned his head to the side and cringed like the thing was going to explode and pulled the trigger.

"Ah!" he said when he felt the recoil.

"Oh yeah, that one kicks back a bit."

"Thanks for telling me!" he whined after he just about dropped it.

I walked up to him and said, "You're so funny. See, it didn't blow your arm off."

Just to prove it wasn't a big deal to fire, I took the gun and fired off about ten quick shots and hit all of them inside one of the targets.

"Rule number one of airsoft is don't be afraid of your gun," I laughed. "Even when I got my ex girlfriend to play with me and my friends she fired the shotgun like it was nothing. Then again she had fired real guns before."

"Wait, you had a girlfriend?"

"Yeah."

"And you didn't...umm..." he said and got a big smile.

"No, not all couples have to do that, geeze. Plus she really liked me but I didn't really like her that way. She's a cool friend though so we still do stuff together sometimes."

"Bet she didn't know you had a big dick or she'd have showed up at your house naked and fucked you," he giggled.

"Um...maybe," I laughed.

I gave him back the gun and showed him the proper way to aim and hold it. He fired off some more shots and felt a bit more confident this time.

"Okay, this pistol is kinda inaccurate so let's move you up to the fully automatic rifle."

"Will it go crazy and knock me over like in Corky Romano?"

"I saw that movie. That was so funny! No, it's not like that. This actually doesn't have any recoil at all."

I showed him how to hold it which was awesome cuz I got to wrap my arms around him. I set a pop can on top a box and said, "Okay, hit this."

He fired after I had only taken about one step away and I said, "Hey, wait till I get out of range!"

"Sorry...Yay! I got it!" he yelled.

"See, you're a natural."

"Does it hurt when you shoot each other with these?"

"Wanna find out?" I said jokingly and picked up a pistol and aimed it at him.

He had already set down the rifle so he covered his face with both arms and turned to the side.

"Aww come on, I was just kidding. I wouldn't shoot you," I said and gave him a playful hug. "But yeah, it hurts if you're not wearing the right stuff."

"Like a lot?"

"Well...not a lot I guess. But you feel it."

"Does it leave a mark?"

"Sometimes. It kinda depends where you get hit and how thick your shirt is. I wear three special layers total and it never leaves a mark. I know when I get hit though but it doesn't really hurt."

"I wanna feel it."

"Trust me, no you don't."

"You said it's not that bad."

"I'm not gonna shoot you. I like you!" I said and he smiled.

"Fine, then I'll shoot me," he said and picked up my pistol.

"Um...that one's over three hundred feet per second and is loaded with twenties."

"Oh well," he said and pointed it at himself and braced for it then fired.

"Owwww!" he yelled.

"Told you," I said.

"Oww!" he said again.

To my delight, he lifted up his shirt as soon as he set the gun down. He had such a nice chest and tummy, which now had a small, red mark on it.

"Don't worry, it's like whacking your hand on a table or something. It only hurts for a couple seconds and it barely leaves a mark."

"Is this gonna hurt a bunch?" he said, pointing at the mark.

"Naw, somehow it doesn't hurt in like one minute even if you push on it. Sorry, I probably should have just shot you from a distance."

"Yeah, that would have hurt less I bet!"

"Aww, sorry," I said and gave him another hug since apparently he liked hugging. "Wanna shoot me?" I offered.

"Yeah!" he quickly replied with a mischievous smile.

I stood back a couple feet and he aimed at my stomach and fired. I wanted to be all tough so I stood there like nothing happened. He looked confused so of course, naturally, he fired again to try and see if a BB really came out.

"Yeah, okay, it fired!" I said and lifted up my shirt as proof and he laughed. "You're tough!"

"Why thank you," I replied proudly. "You gotta see how my special armor works."

I put on my two layers of special, non stretching fabric on top of a thick sweatshirt and gave him my automatic rifle and set it on full auto.

"Okay, fire a bunch at me," I said and he let loose a rampage of BBs. It fired about eight per second so he hit me with A LOT of them.

When he was done he looked nervously at me and I said, "Barely felt it."

"Wow! That stuff's cool!"

I lifted up my shirt to prove they didn't leave a mark.

"I got hit one time in all this from only like twenty feet away with my friend's sniper rifle and wow did that hurt! That thing shoots over five hundred feet per second."

"Did you ever get shot in the balls?" he giggled.

"No but two have come very, very close. I get shot a lot in the butt though."

He giggled even more.

"Hey, that's not funny. I'll shoot you in the butt," I said and he ran up the stairs giggling and covering his butt with his hands.

I followed him up without the gun and wondered what fun thing we should do next.

"Well I suppose I ought to feed you, huh?"

"Yeah, I'm hungry!" he said so I let him search through the kitchen for something he liked. We ate some chips and drank some cans of lemonade. While we were eating he told me more about himself and I told him about me. He thought it was cool that I worked whenever I wanted and didn't have to go to an office or anything. He thought I should do pornos though cuz he said I'm "so sexy and tough and have a big dick."

"It's still like an inch shorter than most guys in porn," I said then added, "But man, I wish it was my job to have sex!"

"Just wait till a really hot lady drops off a computer and tell her for free you'll have sex with her!" he giggled.

"I don't think that would go over very well. Maybe I'll just go to gay camp and do it with all the girls there."

"Naw, me and you can do pornos together!" he giggled.

I of course immediately imagined me, him, a camera, and lots of hot sex together but when he saw my surprised expression he added, "I saw this picture where these two guys were fucking a girl together. Like one had his dick in her pussy and the other stuck his up her butt. Girls sure got a lot of room inside em, huh? We could totally do that!"

I smiled and said, "You're so funny. Okay, but I get the pussy!"

"Why do you get the pussy?"

"Cuz it's bigger and I'm bigger and her butt's smaller and you're smaller."

"Oh, okay," he replied and imagined us doing it and smiled and continued, "That would be fun! If some girl ever wants to do it with you, make sure you bring me over too!"

I imagined it too. We'd all have so much fun together. The only thing better than finally getting to fuck a girl would be doing it with him next to me. That or getting to fuck him of course. That would have been awesome! I almost said, "Or I could just fuck you," but he seemed way too straight to appreciate that joke and I didn't want him to have any idea that I liked him that way.

"Yeah, sure. I'll be sure to. Maybe I'll invite my ex girlfriend over and she'll see how cute you are and wanna fuck you."

"Do it!" he exclaimed like it was really going to happen.

"I was just kidding, you nut. Hey you know what, actually I have gotten shot in the balls. She shot me but it was from really far away so it didn't hurt."

"Ohhhh, that's why you didn't have sex," he giggled.

"And then she apologized and kissed it for me and sucked me off," I said and his jaw dropped. Then I smiled and added, "Just kidding. We didn't do that either."

"I saw girls sucking on guys' dicks on the internet today. This one girl had two in her mouth at once!"

"There sure is some weird porn out there, huh?"

"Yeah, like most of it," he giggled.

"Well stop looking at all the weird stuff."

"I dunno what I was looking at till I looked at it," he very cutely answered.

"Just go to people having sex all nicely and stuff dot com," I joked.

"Yeah, okay!" he giggled.

"Actually, if you want to know a really good site, go to worldsex dot com. They've got like fifty new links every day of all different sites' free pages so it's like all the porn you could ever possibly look at. And they always pretty much tell you what each link is gonna show you before you click it. Like it says teen babysitter gets fucked and stuff and that's what it is. And none of it's too weird."

"Awesome! I'll have to check that out. Do they got all kinds of stuff cuz I only looked for a little bit and I still wanna see all the stuff people do, you know?"

"Yeah, I know what you mean. It's all purely for educational purposes of course," I said and he smiled and nodded. "But yeah, it's good to know all kinds of cool stuff to do so when you get a girlfriend, you'll have lots of cool stuff to do with her. Well I guess they've got a good variety. They've got any number of guys doing it with any number of girls and girls playing with each other and licking each other and stuff and girls fucking themselves with those rubber penises and umm...you know, usually nothing too out there like sex with animals or something."

"Ewww!" he said. "Aww, people do that?"

"Yeah, it's totally gross. Oh but you'll like this. They've got japanese porn cartoons."

"What?!" he asked in amazement.

"Yeah, it's called hentai or anime and it's...umm...cartoons fucking," I laughed.

"Sweet!" he giggled. "I'm so glad I got a cool friend like you who knows about all this stuff." He gave me a tight, long hug and said, "And best of all you made it so I can finally see some porn!"

"Every boy's dream," I said and he thoroughly agreed.

"Well you go investigate all you want and I expect a five page essay titled what I learned about sex from the internet," I continued and he kept laughing and didn't let me out of his arms.

"You're really warm," he said as he pressed his check against my chest.

"Yeah, I always seem to be hot no matter where I am or what I'm doing. I wear a thin jacket all winter and I'm never cold. It's so weird cuz my brother's always cold."

"You have a brother?" he asked as he finally released me.

"Yeah, one."

"Is he older or younger?"

"He's older so of course, he's an annoying loser. Too bad I didn't have a nice little brother like you."

"Well then I'll be your little brother."

"Fine with me. Inform your parents I'll be moving in on Thursday."

He laughed and said, "Yeah, you can stay in my room!"

"So, what do you like to do when you're not watching porn and playing with yourself?"

"I play video games!" he announced proudly.

"Me too!"

"Oh yeah, what's your favorites?"

"Oh I like Halo and Unreal Tournament but I'm not really that big a fan of shooters. I play some RTS like Starcraft and C and C Generals. I used to play Runescape and Silkroad Online for my huge online games. Oh and I'm totally unbeatable at Dance Dance Revolution."

He gasped and yelled, "No way! I bet you can't beat me!"

"I bet I can!" I argued, thoroughly believing it. I had been playing for years and won some small, non-professional tournaments so I was quite the contender. I figured I could probably go easy on the little guy though just to be nice. If I let his shaking little butt distract me, I'd probably miss every step!

"Alright, let's settle this," I said and we ran off together into my room where my Playstation 2 was. I had two really nice pads so I hooked them both up and booted up DDR Max 2.

"Ooh I got this one at home too. You're in trouble now," he warned.

"Oh yeah, bet you never won a tournament."

"I don't care if you won a gold medal in DDR at the Olympics, I'm still gonna beat you!" he insisted.

"I better warm up first. I haven't played in a couple days with all this moving and unpacking," I said and started up a medium song.

I was surprised at how well he did. I did sneak a peek at him dancing between notes and he was so cute! I had seen some cute kids on youtube dancing around doing DDR and this was just as sexy. After the song was done I noticed that I won by a small margin and said, "Well, I think that got my legs going. I won by the way."

"I wasn't really trying," he said and made a face at me.

"Well okay, but now we're gonna pick it up a notch."

I put on one of the fastest songs. The steps weren't too hard, it was just fast. We both concentrated hard on screen and only knew how each other did at the end because we were so focused.

"Victory is mine!" I announced. I didn't win by much but I still had to tease him about it.

"Awwwww," he groaned then said, "I get to pick the song this time!"

He scrolled to one of my least favorite hard ones and I immediately said, "Aww crap."

He giggled mischievously and said, "Aww man, I'm getting hot."

"Yeah, this sure works up a sweat alright. Anyone who says video games aren't exercise should play DDR."

"Well I don't get too sweaty cuz I always play in my underwear. But then I usually walk out to get a drink and my parents got some people over for dinner or something and they yell at me to put some pants on."

I couldn't believe how open and un-shy he was. Most kids his age were so weirded out by all the changes to their body that they didn't want anyone seeing them without full clothing. But Collin was the type to walk around in his underwear in front of people and talk about sex like it was nothing. I decided to take full advantage of his daring attitude so I replied, "You can take some clothes off if you want. I don't care."

He quickly tossed his shirt off and I did too cuz I was getting awfully hot also.

"Ooh, that's better," I said and waved my arms around to cool off. Then I turned to him and was delighted to see him pulling his pants down. He must not have been lying about his size because he sure had a big lump in his underwear. When he turned to toss his pants on my bed, I got a great view of his butt. It looked just as sexy as I imagined it through his pants. It had the nicest shape to it and I wished he'd keep taking clothes off until he was all the way naked so I could see him in all his nude splendor.

He looked over at me when he was all set and said, "Come on, don't be so shy. You're gonna get your pants all sweaty. I just saw like a hundred naked guys on the internet, geeze."

I was a bit shy about being seen in my underwear but I knew he wouldn't mind and there was nobody else around. They were pretty thick jeans too. So I figured I could put up with a little embarrassment and I took my jeans off.

"Hey, you got the same undees as me!"

"Yeah, they're good ones. Alright, let's get this horrible song over with."

I suffered through the song Burning Heat that he had picked out and lost by a lot.

He danced around after we found out he won and made faces at me and acted all cute as usual.

"Oh yeah, well I'm picking the next one," I said and picked my absolute specialty.

I beat him of course and we decided to sit down on my bed for a little bit to rest.

"Man, I think I'm out of shape," I told him.

"You should play more often. I could keep going for days!"

"Yeah but if I played any more, I'd get so good I could win without even touching the pad."

I was looking at his hot body sitting next to me as we talked and caught our breath. He had a little layer of sweat on some parts of him. I hoped he'd play enough to get his underwear nice and wet and sweaty so I could maybe see through them a bit but that would take hours of hard dancing.

"I gotta show you this one song I'm super good at!" he said and hopped back on the pad.

"Go ahead," I said so I could keep resting and watch his little buns shake as he did it.

I sat right behind him and watched him the whole time. It was quite a sight. I got excited just catching a tiny glance at a kid's buns while he was changing in a locker room one time. Now I had an absolutely gorgeous boy dancing in almost nothing right in front of me with nobody else around to care. And he sure had no problem showing off his goods to me. I never in a million years thought I'd ever have anything like this happen to me. I wanted to pull that thin layer of white cotton off his perfect backside as soon as he was done and fuck him like crazy. It was all so unbelievable. It was so hot watching his body move like that. I got a raging erection about halfway through the song and realized really fast that there was no way I could stop thinking about him soon enough for it to go away.

So I quickly thought of a cover story and as he kept dancing I said, "Oh dude, yesterday I saw this video on worldsex that was soooo hot! This guy hired a babysitter and when she got there he didn't even have a kid. He said he just wanted to fuck her cuz she was so totally hot so they did it like crazy. He set her up on the counter and fucked her super fast. It was awesome!"

I finished just as he got done with the song and he said, "That sounds cool," as he watched the score pop up.

"Aww, I almost got the whole thing perfect," he said.

"Pretty impressive though. Hey too bad you're too old for a babysitter or your parents could have some nice teenage girl come over and you could fuck her all night."

"Yeah!" he giggled and turned around. He immediately spotted my erection and giggled some more. "That's pretty hot, huh?" he commented suggestively as he looked at it.

"Obviously," I replied and tried not to look embarrassed. "Wouldn't you fuck a babysitter if she was hot?"

"Oh yeah!" he answered with a big smile. "She'd have to use that birth control stuff you told me about though."

"Naw, you could fit a condom on that giant dick of yours."

"I don't want a condom. I just wanna fuck her! Ooh ooh ooh," he giggled and pretended like he was fucking an invisible girl.

He giggled some more and sat down on the bed next me and I noticed his penis was hardening too. Now I was really glad I came up with the topic.

"Wow, you weren't lying. Just show her that huge beast you've got in there and she'd be on it in a second."

He blushed and looked down at the big pole sticking up.

"Okay, it's time for the big finale. Whoever wins this wins it all," he said and hopped back on the pad.

I thought it was strange that we were going to dance with full erections. I didn't mind because with my luck, his would pop out of his underwear and I'd get to see that wonderfully large penis of his. He probably just wanted to quickly get back to dancing instead of having someone staring at his hard penis.

"Maxx Unlimited, I take it?" I suggested since that was the most difficult song in the game.

"Of course! But I can't do it on the hardest one."

"Yeah, me neither. Let's go standard so we don't kill ourselves. So what does the winner get?"

"A million dollars!" he giggled and hit start.

I tried to think of something I could give him as a prize if he won and came up with the best idea ever! So I totally threw the match. It was hard because he wasn't doing very well. I had to purposely get off balance and hit the wrong arrow a lot, which I rarely did normally.

When we were finally done, we were both down to normal sized penises again.

"Yaaaay!" he yelled. "I beat you! I beat you!" After hopping around a little he collapsed on my bed.

"Tiring isn't it? I would have won if I wasn't so tired already."

"Yeah, whatever. So where's my million dollars?"

"I've got a better prize. Roll over."

He rolled onto his front and I grabbed his shoulders right by his neck and started gently rubbing him.

"How about a nice back rub for a job well done? I've been told I'm pretty good," I said.

"Mmmm, okay, I'll settle for that," he said then added, "I thought you were gonna fuck me. Do I get a happy ending?"

I just laughed and wished he was serious. I rubbed across his small shoulders and down his back. He had such a perfect body! It was awesome getting to touch it wherever I wanted. As I rubbed up and down his back, I contemplated whether I should jokingly rub his butt. He'd probably just giggle and think it was pretty funny since we hadn't stopped talking about and joking about sexual stuff since he arrived. I didn't want to risk him thinking it was weird though. Collin sure seemed up for anything though. I probably could flip him over and jack him off and he'd just sit back and enjoy it. But I suddenly felt like I had pushed my luck enough since we had gone from a computer repair to a massage in our underwear already. I decided to just leave anything that would happen in the future up to luck. I moved back and worked on his lower back and enjoyed a nice view of boy bun mountain sticking up right in front of my now very hard penis.

I moved back up to his upper back until my penis shrunk back to normal then said, "There, now how do you feel?"

He flipped over and said, "That was great," and he reached both arms up like he wanted a hug. I gladly gave him a quick hug and he said, "You're all sweaty."

"You too," I laughed and we let each other go.

"I gotta pee. I'll be right back," he said and hopped up and ran off to the bathroom.

I put my pants back on and turned off the Playstation 2. As I was putting my shirt back on I noticed that from the sound of it, he was clearly peeing with the bathroom door at least partly open. I stopped and listened and sure enough, he definitely was. I wanted so bad to walk past and take a look and see that nice and big penis he was so proud of but I didn't want him to think I was weird. Then again, he did leave the door open so he couldn't be too offended if I saw him naked. I was still deciding when I heard the toilet flush and the faucet turn off so I knew I missed the opportunity.

"He's one strange little dude," I thought.

He walked back into my room and I said, "Now get some clothes back on you little nudist."

"You know you like it," he said and turned around and slapped himself on the butt and giggled.

"Oh yeah, forget pussies. I just can't get enough of that hot, boy ass," I said and he thought that was pretty funny. Soon he was fully dressed and still as cute as ever.

"Well I bet my mom's got supper ready so I should probably get back now."

"Alright. I think it's about time I got to some hand exercises."

"Hand exercises?"

"Yeah, you know," I said and shook my hand like I was jacking off and he giggled like crazy.

"Yeah, that's good exercise!"

"Well thanks for coming over. You're a fun little dude. Feel free to stop over any time you want. I'm only working like half the time anyway and by the time you're home from school, I usually only have the overnight computers left to fix and I can work on them whenever."

"Okay, cool! I'll come by and beat you at DDR again."

"Oh, we'll just see about that."

I watched as he left and already missed him. He sort of looked like Jackson Bond from behind which was funny because I thought Jackson looked exactly like Paul Butcher. I couldn't wait to see what fun things were in store for the two of us in the future. I had a feeling he'd be asking me a lot more about sex now that I was his personal sex encyclopedia. Maybe we'd even get to look at some more porn together. I knew no kid could take more than a few minutes of that without feeling the unstoppable need to pleasure themselves. Whatever the future held, I had one horny, cute, and very friendly boy living next door and I was so happy!

To be continued...
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