Date: Sun, 11 Nov 2007 00:30:36 -0800 (PST)
From: Robert Miller <chubbyboyus2004@yahoo.com>
Subject: Robbie's Sexcapades Part 2

The usual disclaimers apply.  If you are underage please leave.  If you do
not like stories involving sex with minors, leave.  This is a true story of
my sexual awakening.  Comments are welcome, e-mail
Chubbyboyus2004@yahoo.com.

No more cream, life finally back to normal.

Now that I totally recovered with the worse case of poison ivy that I have
ever experienced in my life, I can get back to normal.  I couldn't wait to
get back to seeing Ed and messing around with Joe.  I can remember it was
Saturday afternoon; I was bored out of my mind so I gave Joe a call.  I
told him that I planned on going up to Ed's house and wondered if he wanted
to go along.  He said that he and his Dad had things to do but if he got
home early enough he would just meet me there.  I hopped on my bike and
rode over to Ed's house.  It was mild that day so when I got to Ed's house
he was sitting on a swing on the back porch.  Ed seemed really happy to see
me.

He asked how I was doing, with my rash and all.  I looked at him
quizzically, wondering how he knew about it.  He blurted out that Joe had
let it slip out a few days ago.  I told him about the cream and the shot
and stuff.  He said that he wished that he could have put it on for me.  I
told him that my Mom and the school nurse took care of me pretty well.  I
asked Ed if he wanted to go in and mess around.  He got up and went in and
sat in the sitting room.  I thought that it was kinda strange that he
didn't ask me about finally being able to squirt but I guess that Joe kept
his big mouth shut on that one.  I wanted to surprise Ed with a big load.

As Ed sat in his chair I went over and pulled down the shade.  I quickly
stripped down in front of him.  My clothes were flying off like there was
no tomorrow.  Now totally naked I stood to Ed's right side.  My cock was
hard and ready for action.  Ed reached out and started to stroke me.  I
then picked up my left foot and put it on the arm rest of his chair and
jutted out my hips almost forcing my stick into Ed's mouth.  I didn't give
him a chance to speak; I just stuffed it in his mouth.  Ed was eager to
take on the task at hand.  After he went down on it a few times I started
to thrust my boyhood into his mouth.  The bucking action was pretty
intense.  Ed's other hand was quickly kneading my flexing butt cheeks while
his fingers were trying to get at my bung hole.  I guess that Ed knew that
I was getting close because to turn his attention to my bouncing balls that
were slapping against his chin.  He rolled my stones in my sac and it was
driving me crazy.  My cock slipped out of his mouth and Ed didn't miss a
beat, he sucked my balls into his mouth.  After sucking my balls for a
while Ed started to lick my peri-area with his wet tongue.  My cock and
balls were slimy with Ed's spit.  I reached down and pulled his face up to
the head of my penis.  I thrust forward and Ed opened his mouth, his hands
returned to my now sweaty buttocks, he ran his fingers up and down my
crack, his breathing was getting heavier.  The old familiar feeling was
beginning to stir in my loins.  I wasn't long now.  My belly was burning,
my thighs started to spasm a bit, and I thrust my cock as deep as I could
into the back of Ed's throat.  My cock started to jump in Ed's mouth.  I
could feel the sperm flowing freely into Ed mouth.  My orgasm seemed to
take forever.  I must have squirted 8 or 9 strong shots.  When I was
shooting Ed was rubbing my anus which I found out later increased the
intensity of my orgasm.  Now that I had shot my wad I pulled out of Ed's
mouth, Ed was kinda reluctant to give up my tool; he kept sucking the head
of my very sensitive penis.  By now I was giggling uncontrollably.  I was
finally regained my composure and sat down on the chair across from Ed.  I
kept teasing Ed by sitting there with my legs spread apart so that he could
watch my cock deflate and my sac loosen up.  As I got older it became a
turn on for me to watch my own junk do that.

Not too shy anymore

Now feeling totally relaxed Ed and I just sat there and talked.  He
couldn't take his eyes off of my privates.  I asked him if he had anything
to drink, he said that there was some ice-tea in the fridge.  I got up and
strolled my naked ass into his kitchen, got a big glass and filled it to
the brim.  I was drinking it as I walked back into the room.  I sat back
down and Ed asked me when I shot my first load.  I lied to him and said
that I was stroking myself and I finally came.  He said that my sperm was
very sweet and smooth going down.  I finished my glass of tea and asked Ed
if I could use his bathroom.  Tea seems to go right through me.  I think
that it was a partly because I came and the tea but I had to piss like a
race horse, my cock was getting hard; you know a `piss-on'.  Ed said that
we should go up to his room and play some more.  I was up to the challenge.

In Ed's the bed room.

I ran upstairs to Ed's bedroom as he followed me.  I loved giving him a
show of my chubby butt running up the steps.  As Ed entered the room I was
already laying on the bed on my back, my penis was hard.  I knew that Ed
would grab the bottle for me to take a leak in.  I got up and stood at the
side of the bed and he put the urinal over my penis.  I almost immediately
started to relieve myself with a very strong stream.  My dick was so hard
that it was hitting the top part of the bottle.  I really had to pee; I
filled the urinal half way.  After I was done Ed told me to go into the
bathroom and empty the bottle in the toilet and rinse it out, he also told
me to get a clean was cloth and wipe off my penis.  When I came back into
the room Ed was sitting on the edge of the bed.

Ed asked me if I want to play around some more or whether I just wanted to
cuddle a while.  Of course I chose playing around, at 12 years old I was
very horny.  Ed crawled further in the bed and lay down on his back.  I
decided to straddle Ed's face so that my flaccid penis was dangling just
above his face.  Both of my knees were on either side of his head, my butt
was sticking up in the air like when a baby is sleeping, I love the feeling
of the cool air hitting my exposed bung hole.  My balls were hanging freely
in my scrotum.  I could feel Ed's hot breath on them, my chest was lying on
Ed's belly and my face was resting on Ed's crotch.

Ed eagerly started to lick my sac and the under side of my penis.  I loved
the feeling of his hot, wet tongue on my privates.  My hips instinctively
started to buck back and forth.  Ed was kneading my butt cheeks like a mad
man; he was actually pulling my hips down to his chest.  There I was, my
penis on his neck and he had a bird's eye view of my ass.  He commented
that he loved the way that I smelt when I was sweaty; he said that he loved
the smell of young boy musk.  Ed kept rubbing my buttocks vigorously.  I
sat back on my knees, my butt cheeks were resting on Ed's face.  I could
feel his nose right between my ass cheeks, he kept running his nose up and
down, his whisker tickled my bum cheeks, and my penis was hard as a rock.
Ed reached around and started to stroke me cock, slowly Ed stroked me, up
and down, up and down.  I was loving every minute of it.  After a few
minutes I pushed Ed's hand away and leaned forward giving Ed a good view of
my goodies from between my legs.  Ed started to run his fingers up and down
my crack, my little boy toy was moving up and down each time that Ed
touched the outer part of my hole, Ed commented that he really liked seeing
`it jump'.  I told him that I really like how it felt when he played around
with my bum.  He told me to get off of his chest and lay flat on my
stomach.

When I got up and laid flat on my stomach Ed got up and went to the
bathroom and got something.  When he came back into the room I saw that he
was holding a pair of rubber gloves and a tube of something.  Memories of
the school nurse came to mind.  I asked him what he was going to do with
that he replied, `you said that you liked it when I was playing with your
butt so I figured that we would try something new'.  He asked me if the
doctor had ever checked my butt before, I replied `yep, when I had that
rash down there he checked me real well'.  Ed said that he was going to
play with my butt and if it hurt all I had to do is to tell him to stop and
he would.  Ed sat down next to me, well actually laid down next to me but
he was further down in the bed, his head was at my butt level.  He started
out by just gently rubbing my butt cheeks, boy did he have a gentle touch,
it was almost feather like, Ed wasn't particular, he rub both cheeks
equally, up, down, across he didn't care.  Then he put the glove on his
left hand and squirted something on his finger, I glanced over and read the
tube, K-Y Jelly.  Ed rubbed his gloved fingers together for a few seconds
and spread my cheeks apart.  It felt weird to me having him wear gloves.
Ed concentrated his rubbing to my butt hole.  I tensed up at first, just
like I did with the doctor but after a few seconds I relaxed.  I could feel
Ed's finger probing my butt hole, it was great, and the same feelings came
sweeping back to my mind about the nurse in school.  Slowly Ed started to
apply more and more pressure to my anus; slowly he worked the tip of his
finger into me up to his knuckle.  He asked me if I was doing okay and I
said yes and it felt great.  From the time that I had my first rectal exam
I knew in my heart that I loved having my butt played with, to this day I
still love it when it is Physical time and I know that I am due for a
prostrate exam.  Anyway, after a few minutes Ed was able to put his whole
index finger in my butt.  I felt a little bit of pressure but not nearly
the pressure that I felt when Joe had slipped and put the head of his cock
in my butt, damn did that hurt.  Ed then started to slowly move his finger
in and out of me like he was screwing me, god if felt good.  By that time I
had lifted up my hips and was trying to get into a good rhythm with Ed.  My
prostrate was feeling great.  I was getting close to having an orgasm and I
told Ed that he had better stop or I was going to make a big mess on his
sheets.  He stopped and told me to get up on my knees; mind you his finger
was still up my bum.  I did what he asked and he somehow scooted his head
up enough and told me to fuck his face as he played in my butt.  It didn't
take too long before I cam hard in his mouth for the second time that day.
It was great feeling his finger in my bottom as I came, my sphincter
grabbing and releasing his finger.  I was so excited that I looked down and
watched as my little 4 inch tool fired jets of my boy juice into his hot
mouth, some of it came out the side of his mouth and ran down his cheek.
Emotionally and sexually spent I pulled out and laid down on my side facing
Ed.

Ed asked me if I enjoyed myself so far and all I could do is lay there,
glazed eyed and say it was the best that I had ever felt before in my life.
We both just laid there for the longest time and cuddled and talked.  I
felt true love with Ed that day.  Yes I know that he had just gotten me off
for the second time that day but to me there was something special there,
it is really hard for me to describe, I guess in today's terms I guess that
he was my `soul mate'.

Joe's arrival

After laying there for a while there was a knock at the back door.  I
thought to myself `damn, what do I do now, my clothes are down in the
sitting room, what if it was somebody that wanted to come in.  Then I
remembered that Joe had said that he might stop by for all of us to mess
around.  I told Ed and he said that to be on the safe side I should go into
the guest bedroom and shut the door and wait there for him.  My heart was
racing a mile a minute.  If it wasn't Joe how the heck was I going to
explain this, a 12 year old naked boy in an adult male's house.  When Ed
got to the top of the steps I whispered to him that my clothes where in the
sitting room on the floor.  He said that he would take care of it before he
answered the door.  I shut the door and lay on the floor on the other side
of the room so if anybody came in they would see me.  A minute or two went
by and I heard Ed answer the door, thankfully the other voice that I heard
was Joe's.  He asked if I was there and Ed said yes that I was upstairs.
He told Joe to go up to his bedroom and make himself comfortable.

As I heard Joe coming up the steps I got up from my hiding spot and open
the door just as Joe was at the top of the steps, he jumped; I guess I
scared the poop out of him.  He commented `I see that you guy's were busy'.
I said yes that we were and that I had already squirted 2 times already.
Joe and I went onto Ed's room and sat on the bed.  I was neat being there
with Joe.  He asked me how I got off and I told him that Ed had sucked me
off twice, once downstairs and once upstairs.  He chuckled and said, `now
that you can cum you just can't get enough of it, can you?'  I said, look
who is talking, you jack off 4 or 5 times a day and then call me and tell
me all about it.  By this time Ed had made it back upstairs again, he
walked in the room carrying my clothes that he rolled up in a ball.  He
said, `from now on take your clothes with you when you come up here.'

Ed's suggestion

Ed sat down next to Joe and I and said, `I have an idea, since you guys are
the same age and built totally opposite why don't I take some pictures of
the both of you every now and again to see how you mature'.  Joe and I
looked at each other, Ed chimed in, `you are both 12, Joe you are skinny
and have hit puberty already, and you had a good bit of hair down there.
Then he looked at me and said, you are chubby and just started puberty and
you don't have any hair down there yet.  I just think that it would be neat
to see how a boy matures'.  Both Joe and I looked at each other and
shrugged our shoulders, we didn't care what Ed did as long as we got off
and nobody else ever saw the pictures.  Both Joe and I said that it would
be okay if Ed promised to never ever show the pictures to anyone other than
us, Ed agreed.

Ed got up and went to his dresser drawer and got a camera, it was one of
those instant ones, you know, Polaroid, I am dating myself again.  Anyway,
he told Joe to strip down to his briefs and he told me to put mine on.
After we did that Ed told his to stand up at the foot of his bed next to
each other and he took a picture.  Then Ed had us face each other, snap.
Then he had us face the wall so that he could get a full back and butt
shot, snap.  Then he had us take our underwear off and do the same poses
snap, snap, snap.  Then he told Joe and I to get as close together as
possible side-by-side, Ed got really close and snap, just our packages.
Then he did the same with our butts just standing there.  Then he said that
he wanted us with erections, it didn't take long for either Joe or I to get
that, snap a frontal shot, snap Joe and I facing each other, snap.  Then he
wanted us to get on his bed on all fours facing the back wall, snap a full
back shot, then he moved in, snap, just Joe's butt, snap just my butt.
Remember, those shots were close up's, he got our butt cheeks, our crack,
our hole and our dangling penises and testicles.  It felt weird have our
pictures taken that way but on the other hand it was kinda exciting too.
The pictures turned out really well.  It was amazing to see the difference
between Joe and my self's physical development.

After the photo shoot it was time to get down to business once again.  Me
being the good friend that I am told Joe and Ed that I just wanted to
watch.  I sat at the edge of the bed as Joe started screwing Ed's eager
mouth.  I was amazed the Ed could take all of Joe's big stick into his
mouth, after all Joe was probable a good 6 inches.  Joe's balls were
bouncing off of Ed's chin.  I just sat there in awe of what I was seeing.
By now my toy was hard again so I started to stroke it.  I got up from the
bed and stood behind Joe so that I could watch the action from behind, I
loved Joe's butt.  It was small and very muscular, his cheeks were clenched
together as if he had to go to the bathroom and there wasn't one around.
His lowing hanging balls were literally beating off of Ed's chin now; I
could hear the slurping sound of some pretty hardy sucking going on.  Just
then Joe's whole body tensed up, it almost looked like a person does when
they are going to have a seizure.  Then Joe thrust his hip forward and he
moaned, he filled Ed's mouth with his own juice just like I had done twice
before.  By now I was ready to cum, I told Joe to move and shoved him to
the side and just as I was getting ready to put it Ed's mouth I couldn't
hold back and I started to cum, thank god it wasn't too much but I shot it
on Ed's face, my white milky cum was dripping off of Ed's nose and chin.
Joe broke out in a loud laugh, Ed didn't seem too impressed with the whole
thing and I, I was just plain spent.  I don't think that I could cum again
that day if my life depended on it.  Joe slapped me on the butt and told me
that I did a good job.  Meanwhile Ed told him to go to the bathroom and
grab him a wash cloth so that he could clean up.

Joe, Ed and I stayed on the bed for a while, laughing and joking around.
Joe asked if I was able to go back to Gym class yet, he said that he had
heard that we would be starting swimming soon.  Joe and I both loved to
swim.  Plus we both knew that we had to go to the High School for that and
that meant changing in front of older guys.  Joe and I got dressed and told
Ed that we would be back another day that week.

Busted

When I got home my Mom and Dad were fighting about something.  I walked in
and Dad stormed out past me and slammed the door.  Mom really looked angry.
She asked me where I was and I told her that I was at Joe's house playing
Atari.  She glared at me as only a mother can and asked me again where I
was; again I told her that I was at Joe's house.  She slapped me across the
face and called me a liar.  She said that she had called Joe's and talked
to his mother and she told her that she was home all day and Joe had just
got back with his Dad about an hour ago and said that he was coming here.
She said `your father and I were here and Joe never came so where the hell
were you?'  Busted.  What was I going to tell her?  I was at a friend's
house.  She told me to get my little ass up to my room and think about it
and that she would be up in a few minutes to discuss it further.

I went to my room and sat on my bed and waited for the inevitable.  I heard
my Mom come up the steps and go down the hall.  A minute or so later she
came into the room carrying a yard stick.  I knew that she didn't have any
measuring planed; she was going to spank me.  Mom always used a paddle,
brush, yard stick and lastly her hand on me ever since I had gotten older.
She asked me again where I was at.  I explained that Joe and I were at a
friend's house.  She asked which friend, I told her that we were both at
Ed's house helping him do some work that he couldn't do by his self because
he was crippled.  She said that it was nice of me to help someone out that
wasn't able to do it themselves but it was more important that they
(parents) knew where I was at, at all times.  She said that she was going
to spank me a- for lying and b- for general principal.  She told me to
stand up and bend over my bed.  She grabbed my pants and pulled them down
and lowered them to my ankles, thankfully my underwear didn't come down
with them.  My Mom always made me get into the proper position for a
spanking, not that she did it that often but when she did, I knew that I
was going to get it.

The position

First of all I had to stand at the end of my bed.  Then I had to spread my
legs apart so that they were shoulder width.  Then I had to take at least
two steps back from the edge of the bed.  After that I had to lean forward
and rest my belly and chest on the bed, which was lower than me so that my
butt was sticking up in the air slightly, my arms had to be out stretched
above my head and my head was allowed to be on a pillow.

The whipping

Like my Dad always did she asked me to tell her what I had done wrong, I
told her and hopefully it was enough to appease her.  Then I felt the yard
stick against my butt.  It reminds me of a golfer that is lining up a
drive.  Anticipation was the real killer.  Mom was different than Dad, with
Dad he always had a decent rhythm, Mom on the other hand you never knew
when the blows were coming. THWACK, instantly my behind tensed.  The first
smack was really hard, usually she started off light and got heavier as the
spanking went on. THWACK^Å THWACK^Å THWACK^Å THWACK^Å THWACK, by now my
butt was on fire.  I was moving my hips from side to side trying to get
some sort of relief.  THWACK^Å THWACK^Å THWACK^Å THWACK^Å THWACK^Å THWACK,
boy was she mad, tears were freely flowing now, I was crying like a little
baby.  I remember Mom saying, `if I told you once I have told you a
thousand times, NEVER EVER LIE TO ME', THWACK^Å THWACK^Å THWACK^Å THWACK^Å
THWACK^Å THWACK^Å by now I was sobbing in pain, my poor chubby butt cheeks
were starting to go numb from the assault.  I remember grabbing my bed
sheets and clenching tightly in my fist's.  TWACK^Å TWACK^Å THWACK^Å SNAP.
The yard stick broke on the last blow, I saw out of the corner of my eye
the broken end flying across the room and hitting the wall.  Mom must not
have realized that it broke because she swung again and the piece that was
in her hand just barely hit my left cheek.  Thank god that it was over.  I
stayed sprawled out on my bed.  Mom's final words before leaving my room
was, `you are grounded for a week, don't ask to go anywhere and don't ask
to do anything, you have to stay in your room for tonight, I will bring
your supper up to you when I get a chance and QUIT THAT G-- D--- CRYING, I
DIDN'T HIT YOU THAT HARD'. When she left, she slammed my bed room door hard
enough that the windows in my room shook.  I lay there for the longest time
totally still; any type of movement caused me pain in the butt.  I must
have laid there for about half an hour before I decided to rub my bum.  I
put my hand back and underneath my briefs, my poor behind was hot, hotter
than I have ever felt it.  I slowly ran my hand gently over both of my
aching globes.  Even the cool air of my room didn't even help with the
discomfort.  I decided to kick off my pants and shoes and just lay there.

About an hour went past before Mom came back and brought me my supper.
When she came into the room she still looked like she was mad.  She opened
a TV table up and set my dinner down.  She told me that I was allowed to
watch TV for 2 hours, and then I had to take a shower and go to bed.  She
must have noticed that I had been crying pretty hard.  She left my room and
went to the bathroom and got me a cool wash cloth.  When she returned she
told me to rub it over my eyes for a bit and it would take the redness out.
She again explained that the reason she spanked me was because I had lied
to her and that she had to make sure that I understood that it was wrong to
do that.  I told her that she had made her point and I promised that I
would not do it again, she bent down and gave me a kiss on the cheek and
told me that I should eat before my food got cold.

After she left my room I sat up and started to eat, boy was my butt was
sore.  I now knew what it meant when a person said `you won't be able to
sit for a week'.  Sitting was definitely going to be a challenge.  Supper
was good, Mom was a great cook.  I sat there and ate my supper while
watching TV, the show EMERGENCY was my favorite show maybe that is why I am
in the field that I am in now.  Two hours quickly passed, Mom yelled up
that it was time for me to take my shower.  I got up and slowly walked to
the bathroom and shucked my briefs, socks and shirt.  I turned and looked
at it in the mirror.  It was still bright red and it had some raised marks.
I gingerly rubbed it hoping that the redness would come out of my normally
white skin.  I stepped in to the shower and let the cool water run down my
back and my butt.  It was still sore but it felt a bit better.  I bent
forward and ran my hand down my crack until I found my butt hole.  I slowly
inserted the tip of my finger only to find that there was still a little of
the K-Y jelly still there from this afternoon.  I removed my finger and
washed really well down there, I knew that I was hurting, usually when I
rub my butt my penis gets hard, this time nothing, not even a stir.  I got
out of the shower and walked back to my bed room in the buff.  My brother
Dave was home from school and saw me as I past his room, he said damn, you
must have really pissed Mom off.  I just kept walking and said I sure did.

Once in my room I decided to just lay there nude on the bed, the ceiling
fan in my room was on and it felt nice to lay there with a gentle breeze
blowing across my backside.  I must have been pretty spent because I fell
asleep on top of the covers with the light one.  The next thing I remember
was Dad coming into my room to give me a kiss goodnight.  I awoke when he
sat on the edge of my bed.  I looked up and him with my sleepy eyes.  He
had the smell of beer on his breath, he said that he was sorry that he and
Mom got into a fight but he was having a rough time at work and he just
blew up.  As he sat there he started rubbing my back and looking at my
wounded behind.  He said that `Mom paddled you pretty good; you want to
tell me what happened'.  I told him the whole story about how I had lied
and I wasn't where I said that I was.  He told me that she just worries
about me and wants me to grow up to be an honest person.  He asked me if my
butt still hurt and I told him yes.  He got up off of the bed and went to
his room and came back with some kind of lotion.  He told me that it would
take the sting out and asked if I wanted him to put it on.  I just laid
there and shook my head in the affirmative.  He put some on his hands and
rubbed them together and then he touched my aching butt.  The lotion felt
good on my sore behind.  He slowly rubbed it over every inch of my red
butt.  He had such a gentle touch that day, I only wish that I had more
moments like that before he passed.  I just laid there as he applied the
lotion, after a while I became so relaxed that I let my legs spread and
fall to the side.  There I was, laying on my belly, spread eagle with my
head resting on my pillow having my normally gruff father rub lotion all
over my bare hairless butt.  Dad kept talking to me the whole time, telling
me that things would be better and that I should just remember that Mom did
love me.  With his free hand he began to softly rub my back in tiny
circles.  Not even thinking I raised my hips off the bed a little bit, this
caused my butt cheeks to spread exposing my bung hole and let my scrotum
and now hard penis to become exposed, I just laid there with my eyes closed
and enjoyed the moment.  After a few minutes when I thought that it was
safe to I slowly opened my eyes and looked back at Dad, he was very intent
on the massage that he was giving me and didn't even notice that I was
watching him.  I could see him lower his head while he was starring at my
butt; he leaned forward and was looking right at my butt, balls and penis.
He moved and I shut my eyes and acted as if I was still just very relaxed.
I heard the bottle of lotion being opened, the squirt of some lotion into
the palm of his hand and then I felt a fresh portion being applied to my
bottom.  My butt did feel better but I was enjoying this so much that I
didn't say anything.  I lifted my hips higher in the air; I was almost on
my knees at this point.  Dad had a great view of my goodies, I could tell
that my penis was reacting to each and every stroke of my fathers hand
across my butt, it jumped and relaxed, jumped and relaxed.  Then the next
thing I knew was Dad ran his finger tips down the entire length of my crack
and is fingers brushed against the soft skin on my sac, I left out a soft
moan, this must have brought Dad out of his trance because he stopped
rubbing.  He put his hand on my butt cheek and pushed it down onto the bed.
He told me just to sleep like that for the night and my bum would feel
better in the morning.  He asked of the lotion worked and I told him `yes'
and thanked him.  He leaned forward and gave me a kiss on the cheek, told
me that he loved me and said that he would see me in the morning.  I did
catch a glimpse of the front of his pants as he was leaving the room, and
to my surprise, I think he had a bit of a boner going.  He shut my door and
then I heard him go into the bathroom, he was in there for a few minutes
and then I heard the water running.  I guess that he had to run on off or
something.

Shall I continue with the story?  Comments are welcome either positive or
negative.