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Schoolie

Life in The Village, through the eyes of Tom Grant, the only teacher at the remote school.

This is an original work of pure fiction (just an expression of a fantasy)
(re-written from my 2013 version)

The resemblance of the characters by action, name, location or description to any real person is purely coincidental.

If it is illegal, or offensive, for you to read stories involving interactions of a sexual nature between adults and youths, then what are you doing here?

 

 

From Chapter 49:

I really want to test out the door-opening ability on Mrs T too! And, I am convinced that there is something much more inexplicable than bizarre door-handles going on here!

I wish that I could remember exactly what Davo first told me about the land out here that day in the pub! I can recall only the basics. It was a sacred site to the aboriginals who used to be provided with food, water and general sustenance by their Great Rainbow Serpent who lived under the ground that the house was built on. What else? Was there more?

I snap myself out of it!

Andy and I walk a few steps behind the ladies. I throw one arm over his shoulder and he puts his arm around my waist. "Am I still your friend, Andy?" I ask him.

"Trucking hell Yeah!" he whispers back. He looks up at me, grinning, and we both laugh.


 

 

Chapter 50 - Open House

Mum has changed. She is brighter, and more energetic than I ever remember her, since she used to play with me on the beach before Amelia was born. And, apart from that, she says that she is currently feeling less pain in her body.

Mrs Thompson has changed. She has already commented on her more positive mood and outlook.

Andy has changed. He's speaking in sentences instead of single words and clipped phrases. His legs seem stronger and more stable and the distortion of his spine is much less apparent.

Have I changed? Hey! Did something need fixing? Only joking! But, if anything (especially in my thinking positively about Mum and Andy) I'm feeling even more emotional than ever! Is that a change for the better or worse? An improvement or a deterioration?

We all check out the bedrooms. Greenish. Pinkish. Bluish. Andy and I linger in the largest one, dominated by a four-poster bed and furnished predominantly in black and white with red highlights (rug, cushions and features in the paintings). It feels as though this must have been the master's room, right next to the northern-side bathroom.

Andy implores me to `share' a call of nature with him in the toilet. As our bladders empty, he swells from `hanging out' to `poking out'. He giggles and looks from his hard boyhood to my almost-flaccid one and then to my face for any reaction.

"Yep. You're a big boy!" I tell him, again exercising all of the self-restraint that I can muster to keep my hands to myself. I tuck mine away while it is still pliable enough to do so.

Andy takes a bit longer. "Help, Tom," he says, smiling. I think that this young imp knows exactly what he's asking!

I give him some help, but not what he expects - a sharp slap to his firm young backside.

"Ouch!" he calls, jumping, then he frowns at me while vigorously rubbing his painful rear end. "What was that for?"

"That should help it to go down!" I laugh, pointing.

He is slow to appreciate my humour, but eventually smiles and says, "Thank you, Tom. That worked pretty good!" He displays to me his near-limpness, puts it away, does up his pants, one-handed, then hugs me. We understand each other! We both laugh, and I ruffle his hair.

We wash and dry our hands then move to join the ladies on the front balcony.

Andy is reluctant to approach the edge but is not displaying any terror as I had anticipated that he might. "Hold on to me," I tell him. "And, you can close your eyes if you want to!"

I edge closer until the railing is almost within reach. "Let's put out one hand towards the railing," I say, taking hold of his unplastered arm. "Now stand in front of me and lean back onto me then reach out, if you can, with your other hand by yourself." There is some hesitation. "It's OK, Andy. I've got you. Do you trust me? Am I your friend?"

That last comment did it. "Yes, Tom," Andy replies and does exactly as I have suggested.

I press my body against him from behind and I lay both of my hands over his, urging our bodies close to the edge to grasp the railing firmly. And, hey, I'd be lying if I said that I didn't enjoy my body being so close to his, and his clean but distinctively boyish smell! Aroma du garçon!

"That's great, buddy," I congratulate him.

Looking towards Mrs T, I motion with my eyes and head for her to come closer. She stands beside Andy and me. Mum is on the other side of us. I lift one of my hands, the one which is near to Mrs T, and she covers Andy's hand with her own.

I invite Mrs T to replace me, fully. She moves to stand behind him and embraces her son. "Oh, Andrew," she says emotionally. "You seem so much better! I am so happy for you!"

"You can open your eyes now, buddy," I tell him.

"They are open!" He quips, "I'm a big boy. Remember?" Turning his head to look at me standing alongside Mum, Andy articulates, "Thank you, Tom, for praying with me to get better. I feel different already. But, I really didn't think that praying could work so quickly."

He turns to his mother and says emphatically, "Tom's my friend, you know!"

I look at Mrs T first, and then I ask Andy, "How do you feel different, buddy? What do you think has changed?"

He pauses for quite a while. "Well... Well, I... I can say stuff! The words in my head can come out now. Before they were locked up and couldn't get out. I couldn't make my mouth say what was in my head and what I wanted to say. Only baby words would come out."

However, Andy doesn't comment, at all, on his considerably-repaired physical capability.

Obviously, for him personally, his inhibited communication was the greatest frustration of all. Mrs T rocks him gently from side to side as though he is her baby again.

I embrace Mum in a similar manner to how Mrs T is holding Andy. I wrap my arms around her from behind. She sinks back against my body and I rub my cheek against hers. "How are you, really?" I ask. "I've been really worried about you."

She sighs deeply. "To be truthful, Thomas," she begins, "I've been scared that all of the treatments have not been working as well as they should have. I didn't know how to tell you. The specialist was most insistent that I start on chemotherapy, but I've only felt sicker since that day. When Bill said that he was coming out here for Danny's funeral and that you would be there as well, I had the strangest compulsion to come too - not just because of my teenage friendship with Danny. It was something else. A much stronger feeling."

I know that sensation. It drew me to this place. Also, Mrs T said that Andy told her that he `HAD TO come', not that he wanted to come. She had thought that he just wished to see me.

I'm beginning to believe that there are forces beyond my comprehension.

"How do you feel now?" I ask Mum. She turns within my arms, leans back against the railing and stares at me.

"Thomas, I can't explain it. I feel well. Really well. The pains that I had before are now only a slight ache. I'm so happy that I just had to almost run up the stairs just now." Then she adds, smiling, "I was very tempted to take them two at a time."

"I'm glad you didn't!" I tell her. "There isn't a doctor around for well over 150km if you had tripped and broken a leg or an arm, or worse!"

She hugs me then turns again to take in the vista of the stark landscape, and I enjoy the comfort of just holding her.

It's not long before we see a vehicle heading our way. I recognise it - by sight, not by sound, and I wonder whether Will has allowed Uncle Bill to drive `his' car.

Obviously not! That is confirmed as they get out of their respective sides and wave, looking up.

Will holds up his keys and I catch sight of a flash of red. My heart-shaped keyring gift. He kisses it. I subtly blow him a kiss and give him a `thumbs up'. "Hi, Andy," Will calls up to him.

Andy waves back, calls to Will, then wriggles free from his mother's loving clench and heads for the doorway. I kiss Mum on the cheek and I hurry after him, anticipating that he will need help on the stairs.

"Hey, slow down, buddy," I say as I catch up to him. "Take it easy. We don't want any accidents!"

He puts one hand on the bannister and allows me to take his plastered arm as he descends, although I can feel that he is not leaning on me for support at all. As we head down the last flight, and face the front door, I see that it is closed.

Andy and I make it part way across to the entry when we hear the knocker being pounded. "Come in!" I call as we approach.

"Very funny!" I hear returned from the outside.

It's Uncle Bill's voice. He must have already tried the handle!

Andy opens the door and we are greeted by two very different facial expressions. Uncle Bill does not relish being the butt of anyone's practical joke. He much prefers the role of joker. Will, however, standing behind him, is enjoying the moment.

"Did you lock us out, Andy?" Will jokes, wagging an admonishing finger.

Andy responds, "It wasn't me! Honest. I don't know how to lock the door."

Probably anticipating a simple `NO', Will looks at me with undisguised amazement at Andy's improved speech. I shrug.

"Then it must have been Tom, mustn't it!" Will puts to Andy, jokingly.

"Most likely!" Uncle Bill grouches.

I move aside to let him in, and he is greeted by Mum and Mrs T who have followed us down at a more leisurely pace.

With him in this mood, I think that we'll leave the three `oldies' alone for a while.

"Come on, Andy," I say. "Let's have a look around outside, downstairs."

Standing between them, I put one arm over Will's shoulder and the other over Andy's, on his `plastered' side. They each put their nearest arm around my waist and we begin to walk around the lower verandah.

"I missed you," Will quietly tells me, giving me a squeeze. "Don't worry about dad's grumpiness," he says, referring to Uncle Bill. "He still doesn't believe that you're the new owner, and he's not happy that I won't change my story and `tell him the truth'."

Then he says to Andy, "Did you enjoy sleeping with Tom in the big bed?"

"Oh, yes," he replies instantly. He adds, unprompted, "I had a bath and Marty cooked breakfast and he walks around with no clothes on and ..."

Then he freezes and a look of horror sweeps across his face.

"I'm sorry, Tom," he apologises. "I'm not supposed to tell anyone that, am I?"

He looks as though he could cry because his inadvertent revelation has broken the House Rule and his promise of silence.

I am about to grab him and hug him but Will beats me to it. "It's OK, Andy. I know about the House Rule. I live there too, remember?"

"Uh-huh," Andy mutters, reverting to his previous mode of speech.

"Can I tell you a secret Andy? A house secret that only Marty and Tom and I know about? Now that you're one of us, I think it's OK to tell you, isn't it, Tom?" Will asks looking at me.

"Well..." I respond, hoping that it's nothing too revealing.

Will confesses, "When I'm at home, I often walk around with no clothes on too!"

Andy processes the information and looks pleasantly stunned. A broad grin grows across his face and his eyes widen. "Honest?" he asks. Then he looks at me. I'm not sure whether it's for confirmation of what Will has told him or if it's my cue to `fess up'.

I let the cat half-way out of the bag. "It's all right, Andy. We're all guys. There are no girls or mothers or other ladies around at Marty's. You saw me this morning when I was having my shower, and went back into the bedroom, didn't you?"

"Uh-huh," he says, nervously.

"What was I wearing?" I ask him. I cast a glance at Will.

"Um, nothing," he replies.

"Do you think that it was OK to have no clothes on?"

"Uh-huh," he says with some reserve. Then he opens up. "You look good with no clothes on, Tom, like at the beach. Will does too."

Will's face shows that he can't believe what he's hearing, that is Andy's improved speech, not (necessarily) the subject matter.

Andy continues, but I hope that his recovery has advanced sufficiently to discern when to close his mouth, "I like to have no clothes on too. But I can't do it at home because mum might see my hairs and my... thing. Because it's always getting hard."

"Doesn't she see it when she helps you go to the toilet?" I ask him.

"No!" he says vehemently. "Not when I need to pee. I can do that myself. If I need her to help me after I've done a poo, then I lean forward to I make sure that she can't see my thing."

I immediately wonder whether it was really necessary for me to help him at the toilet after the funeral. But, then, he was adamant at the time that it was more urgent than he was able to cope with on his own, with only one good hand. Besides, yesterday, he seemed far less coordinated than he is right now.

"It's called a penis," Will tells him. "But you can call it a cock or a dick if you like." He smiles at me. I nod my approval of his brief anatomy lesson.

Andy covers his mouth and gasps, as if some other `bad words' had escaped from his own mouth instead of coming from Will.

I reflect on the fun with him at the beach. From memory, he is a `cock' rather than a `thing' guy and had previously shown a bit of talent in the `wanking' department in the showers as well, not to mention his `dogginess' in humping my leg and his `purring' at having his butt and crack massaged.

Given what I've seen of his behaviour since yesterday's first visit to the homestead, I wonder whether his sexual appetite has also been restored, along with his other characteristics, and whether he's just over-acting to `cover up' for some ulterior pubescent motive. Either way, welcome back young Andy!

He is so much like Kurt, with a couple of minor exceptions. Both are of similar height, although I've confirmed that Andy is a year older. Kurt's hair is blonde; Andy's is sun-and-surf bleached. Kurt's pubes are light brown; Andy's are darker. Kurt's adolescent young cock is thicker but Andy's is longer. Kurt's balls are larger and rounder; Andy's hang lower. However, the boys' athletic, defined musculature and their overt, playful, frisky attitudes are identically matched!

It suddenly dawns on me that, when Jan brings the boys out today, Kurt and Andy are going to meet. It will be very interesting to see them alongside each other and, my intuition tells me that they just might `click'!

Next to arrive are Julie Smith and her husband, plus a helper that I've seen around the pub but whom I have never engaged in conversation. Maybe he's one of Jacko's mates. I reckon that they'd be about the same age.

I leave Andy and Will together to `explore', and I walk down the front steps. Julie makes sure that the men and I have met each other and we exchange pleasantries.

When questioned about the best place to `set up' the drinks, the equipment and the food, I recommend the shaded side of the broad downstairs verandah rather than inside or down here, at ground level.

"Perfect," Julie's husband replies, looking up at the place, and the two menfolk start unloading stuff immediately.

"Come and have another look at the dining room," I suggest to Julie. "I thought that it might be a perfect location to sit and sign the documents." I know that she saw the place yesterday.

Julie comments to me about the grandeur of the entrance hall with its wood panelling and local animal skins. Then she mentions the zebra. "I don't understand why that's here! It looks totally out of place."

I share with her that everybody has said much the same thing. And I wonder, again, why it is hanging with the native animal hides.

 

She agrees about the suitability of the dining room, after almost swooning over its décor and furnishings.

We visit the kitchen then meet Mum, Mrs T and Uncle Bill in the lounge. I introduce the ladies to each other.

Uncle Bill wastes no time in posing his mind-gnawing question. "Julie, what's all this nonsense I hear about Thomas owning the homestead?" he puts to her.

She graciously recounts the tale of the curse and the bounty for the first person to `discover' it after it finally failed to disappear.

It's exactly what I had told him and Mum previously!

"He's a lucky man," she adds. "This looks like a magnificent building, plus there are 200,000 acres to go with it. Nobody hereabouts has ever explored the full extent of the property, and very few, if any, of those who will be here today, have actually ever seen the homestead at all. For decades, people in town have been far too scared to venture anywhere in this direction."

"And now, you are telling me, it all belongs to Thomas?" Uncle Bill asks, still with a tone of disbelief, or is it cynicism?

"Just as soon as all of the papers are signed," Julie Smith replies. "That's the primary reason why we are all here today." She adds, "There will be representatives of the local Council and the Police Force as witnesses." Then, displaying the ribboned portfolio that she has been carrying, she adds the icing to the cake, "I have the ownership papers with me, right here in this folder."

"May I see them, please?" Uncle Bill asks, now appearing more curious than sceptical.

Respecting his background and his plan to refurbish the pub at no cost to her, Julie Smith extends the portfolio towards him with both hands, urging caution because of its age.

As he takes it, turns it over and rubs a single hand over it, I can tell that Uncle Bill is appraising the leather and ribbon for authenticity. "Yes, very old," he offers.

"The papers have been kept in our safe at the pub for decades," she explains, "ever since it was the resolve of every single one of The Village's residents at the time, as to whom the property should finally belong. They had a council officer and a lawyer draw up the documents so that they only require the addition of a name and some signatures and the date for it all to be legal."

The irony that the property could ultimately belong to a descendent of the very people whom the original owner murdered does not elude me. Indeed, if my theory is correct, the fact is that the whole of the land could now be returned to one of the Jintabudjaree people from whom the landowner usurped it those dozen (and more) decades ago...

Having perused the papers and handed them back to Julie Smith, Uncle Bill's only comment is towards me, "So what are you going to do with your new manor and estate, my young property magnate?"

Is that his (final) acceptance of the truth?

"I have no idea!" I tell him. "What would you do?" I know that he loves to be consulted for his opinion on everything, especially if it becomes the last word.

Uncle Bill checks with Julie Smith, "So Thomas will own the house and everything in it? Including the library?"

"Of course," she replies. "All of those old books are his, too." She adds, "And the furniture and the paintings and everything else, including that zebra!" She smiles, perhaps in anticipation that the alien pelt might be removed.

I can see the wheels turning in Uncle Bill's head. But I'm not sure whether he's thinking of an answer, or summing the potential value of everything. That's something that Dad (my other dad, my Mum's husband) would do! It's an accountant thing.

"Thomas," Uncle Bill says, quietly catching my arm. "May I have a word, in private?"

Now, it's very unlike him to be so formally polite. Actually, this is totally out of character for the cynical joker that I know!

We excuse ourselves and leave Julie Smith to chat with Mum and Mrs T.

Uncle Bill ushers me next door into the library and closes the door.

I wonder whether I've done something wrong, or, does he want to share something about Will? Good or Bad?

Perhaps he intends to apologise for doubting what I had told him. Nah! It's definitely not going to be an apology!

"What's up, Uncle Bill?" I ask, to initiate the dialogue, not wanting to be kept in suspense.

"Thomas," he starts. "May I suggest something?"

"Of course!" I reply, still guarded about the potential subject matter.

"Thomas, I don't know these people as well as you do," he states bluntly.

Without commenting, I simply stare at him and await the rest of whatever is coming. I feel my facial muscles tighten.

He adds, "They MAY all be very nice and honest people, but..."

"But what?" I put to him brusquely, sounding a little miffed, because I am.

I cannot imagine why he would be critical of these unfamiliar country folk, or why he would have any reason to cast aspersions on any of their characters. Was something said last night, or did something happen? Need I remind him that it was he who corrupted one of the local girls 18 years ago (even though the result thereof was my amazingly skilled and physically adorable young brother)?

"Thomas," he continues. "The books and documents in this room are all extremely valuable, and many may be of great historical significance. It would be unfortunate and very sad if any accidental damage was done to them. Is there any way that this room could be `off limits' for the day?"

"What?" is all that I can manage as a reply.

"Don't get me wrong," he adds, sensing my undisguisable displeasure at his (probably-unintended) insult of the people. "They need to be preserved. And... the fewer the number of people who handle them, the better."

I can tell that he means well and, for once in my life, I see him as genuinely serious. But I certainly won't be coaxed into hanging a `skull and crossbones' on the door above a `Keep Out' sign!

"I see your point," I tell him. "Now, may I suggest something?"

His facial expression indicates some doubt in my ability to make any worthwhile contribution to his supposed cut-and-dried argument, but he says, with measured reserve, not quite condescendingly, "Certainly. Tell me what you are thinking, Thomas."

"I don't know whether you ran into and were introduced to Davo, the local sage and historian, last night?" I put to him. He shakes his head. "It was he," I comment, "who first alerted me to the potential value of some of these books."

Uncle Bill doesn't say anything, but, in my deference to his assessment of the value of the library, the altered expression on his face reminds me of his smugness whenever he has proven a point or caught me out in one of his practical jokes.

I put to him, "Why don't you and Davo `set up camp' in here for the afternoon? That way you can `guard' the books, and you may even enjoy each other's company and the sharing of worldly experiences."

His smile tells me that I'm back in his good books, and not totally incapable of conceiving a good idea.

"Brilliant!" he comments, patting me on the back.

Julie Smith's husband and his helper knock and look in. "Hi, Tom," he says. "We're all set up. Meat's cooking. Is it OK if we have a look around before it gets too busy? Great place, by the way, from what I can see!"

"Of course," I tell him. I ask, "Would you like a guided tour or are you happy just to browse by yourself?"

"We'll be fine," he replies. "Just a quick sticky-beak will do us. We'll leave all the fancy talk and carrying-on to the women."

One of the things that I like about him and many others out here, is that they don't beat around the bush. They say what's on their mind, however politically incorrect, and then they get on with things.

I smile, and give him a few pointers, literally. "The lounge is right next door. Julie is in there now with my mother and her friend. Across the other side of the building is the dining room and kitchen, and upstairs are four bedrooms and a couple of bathrooms." Then I add, "If you see anything in the kitchen that might be handy today, go right ahead and use it."

He nods his thanks. The young guy bows, awkwardly, as though it's the first time in his entire life that he's performed such a manoeuvre, and comments, "Thank you, Mr Mayor!"

Yep. He's one of Jacko's mates! They leave.

Uncle Bill looks at me questioningly.

"Local joke!" I tell him. "I'll fill you in later. In the meantime, I should go and see if Andy and Will are OK."

"Mind if I stay and browse?" he asks.

"Nope. It's all yours," I tell him. "I'll introduce you to Davo when he turns up."

As I head out, the interplay of voices from the lounge tell me that the men have joined the women.

I quickly check the verandah. No sign of Will and Andy. I can't hear them either. I walk around past the food. What a spread! And the aroma from the cooking meat and onions is already tantalising.

I stop on the back of the verandah as it wraps around the house, looking west. This aspect isn't visible from upstairs as that verandah doesn't progress past each of the bathrooms on the north and south sides.

The countryside is mostly more of the same - flat, red and barren. However, far away on the horizon there are some irregular (not flat) features. I can't make them out, but I will definitely drive out there to investigate at some time in the near future.

I hear familiar voices. Not far away. "Will?" I call.

He emerges from beneath the verandah, directly under where I am standing. "Hi Tom," he says, looking up. "Come down here and look. You should see what we've found!"

Andy then pokes out his head and parrots Will's words, "Hi Tom. You should come and see what we've found."

"Be right down!" I say, thinking that a fireman's pole here would be handy instead of having to walk all of the way to the front of the house, down the steps and then back around to virtually the same spot again.

As I reach the top of the front steps, I see rising dust plumes way off to the east. More visitors on the way! This will have to be quick if I am going to be free to welcome them. I reckon that I still have a few minutes to spare.

Using the railing for stability, I descend the steps two at a time, then scoot around to the back of the house. The underfloor area is semi-enclosed by vertical strips of thinly-spaced timber, but open fully towards the west. From here, because we are almost directly behind the front steps, it is difficult yet still possible to see through to the front where the cars are parked.

Will and Andy are very excited. "Come and look," they tell me.

Sitting, half-uncovered by an old, heavy piece of canvas that the boys have partially removed, is a large buggy.

What is most striking at first glimpse is its ebony colour with contrasting pale wood inlaid into what looks like a crest on the small gate-like door, which (I ponder) may even be a clue to the identity of the original owner.

Now, I know absolutely nothing about these things but, apart from the obvious 4 wheels, separate and raised driver's seat, and two facing passengers' seats that can probably accommodate four people with ease, I can't help but notice the quality of the thing. Highly-polished wood. Black leather seats and internal linings. Brass or copper ornamentation, including two lamps at the front and another pair at the back. Also, extending forwards, is a centred pole that obviously means that the vehicle is intended to be drawn by two horses, hitched one on either side. Or is the pole long enough for four horses? I don't know. Will might.

"Can we sit in it, Tom, please?" Will pleads. He looks at my raised eyebrow then corrects himself, "MAY we please sit in it?" Andy simply turns on his puppy-dog face, and I'm unable to refuse them.

"That's OK, but ..." I start.

I don't get to finish my warning to take good care of it, and of themselves. In a flurry of activity, Will has the door already open, helping Andy into the back and he then surprises me by not joining Andy but by taking up a position in the driver's seat, elevated above the rest of the vehicle at the front. They both sit in silence for a moment, apparently spellbound.

Then, "Home, if you please, driver," Andy says, putting on toffy airs. Will and I look at each other, in another flash of astonishment.

"As you please, Master Andrew," Will replies, continuing Andy's creative role play. "Gee up, there, you lot," he tells the make-believe horses and manipulating imaginary reins. He adds an equine warning. "And don't trample Master Tom, or my arse is in big trouble!" Instead of covering his mouth, Andy laughs. Could he possibly know what Will is inferring?

From his response, I don't think that he does: "Tom can smack pretty hard, Will, so you'd better control those horses."

Thankfully, Will doesn't ask about the smacking but calls, "Whoa!" jumps down, and helps Andy to the ground. He throws in, "Tom, there is also enough room under here for your Beast and my car too!" Then, his mind races off in a new direction. "Hey, we could live out here, away from everyone, and get some horses, and drive this carriage around, and we could..."

"Whoa, yourself!" I tell him. "What about the house that Ash has designed for us near the school? And your art studio, and the gymnasium and the pool and the guest rooms? And, remember, it's right next to Karl and Kurt's place."

That stops him in dead his tracks.

But not for long. "We could live in there on school days, and out here the rest of the time," he offers. "We could still have visitors in there, or out here. Or both!"

He might be onto something. Actually, I begin to wonder about the need for the other house at all now. Ash could design a complementary addition to this place, probably a separate building altogether. I'm sure that he'd enjoy doing that. We could have an indoor pool and gym, and off to the side could be Will's art studio. But, where would the water come from for the pool? It's way too far to get it from the river! Where did the original owner get his water?

 

My thoughts are interrupted by the arrival of a few cars. "Back later, guys," I tell them. "You can either stay and play with the `horses' or come with me to meet everyone else."

I notice that there is a doorway-sized gap in the vertical timbers on the northern side, which I had hurried straight past in my haste. It exits almost directly to the front of the building. I emerge at the same time as the visitors clamber out of their vehicles; Marty, Acacia and Anna emerge from Marty's SUV, Sean and Chad from the police car. Chad is in uniform. Davo and a few men that I recognise from the pub join the others and wait for me to walk the dozen or so steps across to them.

Acacia appears not in the best of moods. She's breathing heavily through her flared nostrils, her face is flushed, her lips pursed and her eyes slightly squinting. She reminds me of a Disney-animated bull who is about to charge the matador's red cape. Marty has quickly moved away from her to stand next to his brothers by the police car. Unseen by her, Marty's expression to me of gritted teeth and pulled-back mouth-corners confirm my assessment of his mother's temperament at the moment. I hazard a guess that he's in deep shit!

"Mrs O'Brien, Mum," I say, greeting her first of all, as jovially as I can manage. "It's so good to see you again. Thank you for coming." I offer my hand. She takes it, and I move closer and kiss her on the cheek.

"Hello, Tom," Anna says demurely. Now, if I wasn't gay, I might certainly find Anna sexually attractive, in her tight riding pants and snugly-fitting top; all of her curves (top and bottom) begging to be caressed. Maybe she'll find a young man amongst all of those who come out here today. In all the time that I've been in The Village, I've never known her to go anywhere that she could socialise other than into Big Town once or twice with Acacia and Marty, probably shopping for household necessities.

I give her the single-cheek greeting as well. "Hello Anna. Where have you been hiding? I haven't seen you for ages."

"Mum and I have been decorating the cottage," she replies. "You should come over and have a look at it."

"Wow," I tell her. "You are certainly a talented pair, aren't you? I'd certainly like to see what you've done to the place."

My friendliness towards her daughter seems to reduce Acacia's heat by a few degrees. In her eyes, I'm not only male and single, but now I'm `well-to-do' also. Does she know that yet? Has Marty told her? Am I a perfect match? Not quite! For her nephew, William, yes. For her daughter, Anna, no.

"Let me escort you both around the building," I tell them. "Just give me a moment."

I take the handful of steps to where Marty, Chad and Sean are talking in hushed tones.

"What did you do to her this time?" I quietly ask Marty, indicating his mother so that she can't see my pointing finger.

"Nothing!" he replies quietly. "Well, except maybe, telling her something that she didn't already know. Everything was OK until I let slip that everyone else in the district already knew about what was happening today. I'm glad that you weren't there to see the volcano explode!"

"And how many dog bones did you have to dodge this time?" I whisper, much to Sean and Chad's amusement, most likely from first-hand experience.

"None," Marty replies. "But I did learn that she's not as accurate with pots and pans!" Sean, Chad and I all titter at the thought.

"Leave her to me," I tell him. "I'm about to do you a big favour! Again! You will owe me! Again!"

I greet Davo who introduces to me the other men so that they are no longer just nameless pub patrons. "Is that Marty's little sister?" one of them asks me. "Wow, hasn't she grown up!" he exclaims to the others.

"And filled out!" another adds. The noticeably emerging protuberance in the front of his jeans betrays some fantasy or other that is playing out in his mind.

"I've told my Uncle Bill about you," I say to Davo. "I left him in the library. He'll be delighted to chat with you about some local history."

I gather them all together, introduce the guys to Anna, and offer Acacia my arm, as an escort. We ascend the stairs and, opening the closed front door (that thing either has a mind of its own or it was hung by a superb craftsman to shut automatically and ensure that dust would always be blocked out!), I head straight for the lounge area. Introductions are completed all `round and I beckon Davo to follow me to the library.

"Uncle Bill ... Davo," I introduce them to each other. "I'll leave you two to chat and I'll catch up with you later."

I return to the lounge and offer to conduct a guided tour to all who want to follow. Mum and Mrs T decline. Julie Smith rises from her chair to join us. I again offer Acacia my arm and lead off, trailed by Anna and the three guys plus Julie Smith, Marty, Sean and Chad.

Julie Smith's husband and helper are already out there or upstairs somewhere, `going it alone'. Will and Andy must still be `horsing around' downstairs.

We start with a brief glimpse of the library. After Davo has introduced everyone to Uncle Bill, we continue. There are very few questions from anyone, except Acacia who seems intent on learning as much as possible. I know why. She can't wait to show off her knowledge to some other people who arrive `late' (or haven't been able to make it today). Actually, make that everybody! She and Julie Smith exchange occasional comments with each other.

The three young amigos and Anna seem mutually engrossed. Marty, Sean and Chad appear content to absorb anything that I say which may be of personal interest to them but, otherwise, talk among themselves. Maybe they are discussing their little sister and her admirers, and keeping a `big-brotherly' eye on everything!

Everyone takes in the kitchen with a single sweep of the eyes. Nothing much in here interests them. Not even Acacia.

The zebra, on the other hand, up close, elicits much discussion, even diverting the attention of Anna's admirers away from her. Knowing horses, as they obviously do, they seem able to judge that it was a huge beast in both height and body length. "I heard that they were rather weedy buggers," one comments. "This brute would have given grandad's Clydesdales a run for their money."

So, there was something special about the striped enigma after all! I wonder if there is anything recorded about it in the library papers, perhaps in a diary.

We do the tour of the bedrooms and bathrooms and find ourselves out on the upper front verandah.

More vehicles on the horizon. "Why don't you all wander down and help yourselves to the drinks on the lower verandah," Julie Smith says, indicating the southern side of the house. "Some of the food should be ready by now as well."

Indicating the approaching vehicles, I declare, "I'd better go down and play `host'."

I leave the group extending their arms and pointing in various directions and I overhear where they think certain properties lie, considering that there are no visible landmarks apart from the thin line of river gums in the distance and the tyre marks travelling east / west.

The brothers (Sean, Chad and Marty) have sidled up to their mother and Julie Smith. The three pub-patron amigos have bunched around Anna, each one jockeying for position with her, seemingly wanting to outmanoeuvre or out-do the other two. Anna is enjoying the attention and (if her eye for guys' bodies is as keen as mine is) maybe, also, the in-jean displays of unrepressed country-bred manhoods.

I wonder about the exchange of male and female pheromones. I can see the obvious effect on two of the three guys. But, why only two? Hmm.

On the way to the front door, I look in on Mum and Mrs T in the lounge plus Uncle Bill and Davo in the library. All of them seem contentedly occupied in their own discussions.

Outside, I check with the cooks. "How's it going, guys?" I ask, as if the aroma of cooking meat and the array of prepared food does not already pre-empt their answer.

"All good, Tom," I hear. "Would you like a drink or something to eat? There's plenty that's ready to go."

"Thanks guys," I reply. "I'll come back shortly, but first I'd better greet the new arrivals," nodding in the direction of the vehicles.

About five SUVs and a noisy old Land Rover pull up and begin to expel their occupants. Among them I recognise Reg, Di and family, Jan Andersen with Karl and Kurt, Councillor Helen O'Sullivan, and also some of my cherubs with their parents in tow. I think that our numbers just about doubled! "Hi everyone!" I call as I descend the front steps, waving and then hoping that it is not too regal or too mayoral a gesture.

"Good afternoon, Mr Grant," all of the kids chorus, as if it was our usual day-end exchange at school, the sing-song effect of which has Will and Andy emerging almost immediately from beneath the house.

Will introduces Andy to Jake, Jane, the little kids and then they get to Karl and Kurt.

Karl shakes Andy's hand cordially. Kurt, on the other hand, simply stares until his brother nudges him. At least he didn't kick him in the ankle!

Kurt extends his hand and Andy shakes it - slowly. It is almost as if they are long-lost acquaintances, trying to recall from where they know one another. As well as their conjoined hands, their eyes are also fixed upon each other.

I think to myself, if one was dynamite and the other was fire, that there could be a massive explosion.

The little ones cluster around Jane.

Jake makes a bee-line for Will and Karl.

Jan greets Helen O'Sullivan very cordially and immediately they engage in some close chatter, as if sharing a secret or some confidential information, perhaps about Whispering Gums (given their common interest in it).

I do the rounds, greeting everyone and introducing myself to those parents whom I had not previously met on the day of the helicopter rides (predominantly the dads).

Andy and Kurt still seem mesmerised by one another, but they have at least started talking.

"Thank you all for coming," I announce, raising my voice. "I'm sure that you're all keen to look through the place. If you're happy just to browse, I'll just wander, and be around to answer any questions that you might have. And, your timing is perfect to grab some food and drink - it's all prepared and waiting up there," I indicate, pointing. "There is something for everyone, including the children." I was tempted to say `kids', but then these are farming folk and none of the parents might understand or appreciate any inference that they look like goats. Then, again, they just might! I can't envisage any of them be upset at anything so unintentionally benign.

A convoy of more cars, SUVs and a truck.

As they clamber out and stretch, the only people that I recognise are Jacko and some of his drinking buddies. I'm greeted by a variety of `Tom', `Mr Grant', `Mr Mayor' and, inevitably, `Harry Potter'.

"G'day, Jacko," I reply to him. I add, "How's that magic wand of yours? Keeping a firm grip on it, are you?"

His mates guffaw at my throwing his own joke back at him, slap me on the back, and mete out some sociable thumps to Jacko as well. I'll give him this - he takes it all in very good humour! I'll bet that he's endured much worse! I like these guys.

Leaving his helper alone to turn another picket fence of darkening sausages, Julie's husband joins me at the bottom of the stairs. Being the local publican and knowing everyone in the region, he introduces me to all of them.

Mentally doing a quick head count, I think we have upwards of seventy people overall, including the children.

I invite everyone to partake of the refreshments that Julie Smith and her husband have provided, to wander through the house and that I'll catch up with them later.

Now, just as you might suspect at a social gathering, most people separate into women, on the top verandah and men, closer to the beer on the lower one. The exceptions seem to be the candle (Anna) and the moths that she has attracted (the bunch of young, horny guys).

For the sake of propriety, especially in front of my cherubs, I stick to soft drink.

The children, ever supercharged, continually shift from top level to bottom, going in and out, eating, running, drinking, hiding, playing tag and generally providing their own entertainment.

Will, Karl and Jake pass me a few times in my meanderings. While ever Jake is with Will and Karl, he will prevent them from getting up to any `mischief'. However, I muse, if Will was alone with either of them, it might be a completely different story.

On the other hand, I have not seen Andy and Kurt. I can't help but wonder whether the rejuvenated Andrew Thompson has inveigled the irrepressible Kurt Andersen to `help him out' with something personal. My emergent curiosity gets the better of me and I head in search of them, aiming to start with the big buggy-thing under the house.

I bump into Davo in the hall.

"Come for a walk with me," I put to him. "There's something underneath the house which I think may interest you."

We head down the front stairs and enter the under-house space by the narrow doorway just around the corner of the building.

I have a sudden flush of anxiety, at Davo and I potentially finding Andy and Kurt in a compromising situation, so I raise my voice to alert them. "The boys found this big... buggy, under a canvas down here. It's really impressive. I'm interested to hear what you think about it."

We approach the vehicle which has been left mostly uncovered. I breathe a sigh of relief. The boys are not here.

Davo stops and looks at it. He walks around it, taking in its features.

"I know what it is," he comments. "It's a Landau - a ceremonial open carriage. And an exquisite specimen, too! But what on earth is it doing here? And whose was it?" He pauses as if awaiting somebody to answer his questions then he adds, "Actually, I recall seeing a drawing of one just like it somewhere upstairs. Now where was it...?" He appears to go into suspended animation while his memory attempts to recall the location of the likeness. "In one of the books, obviously!" he finally concludes. "But which one?"

He inspects the crest on the door more closely. "If I'm not mistaken, although I could be, I think that this carriage could have belonged to one of the early governors. It appears to be a state coach. The crest is that of Queen Victoria. Can you see the ornate initials, `VR' for `Victoria Regina' in the woodwork? Our first governor took office in... 1859. How on earth...?" he repeats. "I must go and find the picture. I'm sure it was in one of the very first books that I looked at. Hopefully, there may be some accompanying explanation."

With a purposeful quest, he leaves me. And I again ponder the whereabouts of those two attractive imps whose naked bodies I have variously felt and held against my own. My heart flutters at the remembrances of them, and those occasional times. My heart isn't the only part of my anatomy that is in motion, and my pants begin tighten.

I inspect the Landau (a new word for my vocabulary) with more respect, savouring its craftsmanship, the smell of the leather and the smooth touch of its finish. I ponder the question raised by Davo regarding its origin plus the means of its delivery to this absolute frontier of colonial Queensland.

With such a distraction, my lower body returns to a state that is again fit for socialising in mixed company.

I continue a circumambulation of the house, passing and chatting with cherubs and Village folk on the way, arriving back at the rose bushes. No sign of Kurt and Andy, nor has anybody seen them.

I decide to check upstairs. I do a complete tour of the downstairs verandah, again declining the offer of food ("not just yet, thanks guys") from the men. They're not here. Maybe inside. Not in the library. Nor the lounge room. Nor the dining room. Surely not the kitchen! No, not here either. Hopefully, I will find them on the top level.

I emerge from the kitchen and stand, just outside the door, in the `great hall' (as I choose to call it), thinking. I glance up at the zebra on the wall.

From this angle, something in my mind suddenly whispers, `Wrong!' Then I stare at it. I don't think that it's the skin itself. What about the wall on which it is mounted? I scan the wood panelling from top to bottom and left to right. The vertical strips of ornate scrollwork between the flat wood panels are exquisite. I check again for imperfections or lack of symmetry. I can detect nothing wrong.

But, something is not right!

I step back into the kitchen and cast a glance from the doorway to the western end of the elongated room. I make a mental note, then step out to again look at the zebra.

Kitchen. Zebra. Kitchen. Zebra.

I position myself so that I can see both walls at the same time. It suddenly becomes obvious. The kitchen extends about three metres farther than the wall on which the zebra is mounted; a detail unnoticed during my earlier brief perusals.

The reason is evident - there must be a 3-metre space behind the zebra panelling! I feel a tingling surge of excitement at my `discovery'.

Today I will be Sherlock Holmes instead of Harry Potter, thank you!

I push the kitchen door so that it swings to its full extent then walk to the end of the shelving-clad wall, looking for a door to the hidden chamber of secrets. I walk back and forth fruitlessly, even pressing knotholes on shelves and lifting every single item on them. Nothing secretive opens.

I grasp the door handle and am about to close it, in total defeat, when I notice the marks on the floor. They remind me of something having been dragged, or continually rolled over the same spot. I look more closely at the shelving and realise that it is not one solid construction as I had first assumed, but section after section of neatly-fitting units.

With the door to the kitchen fully open, there is no room for the first unit to move, but when I close it, I am able to slide (roll, actually) the first section towards the doorway, revealing... a blank, whitewashed wall, apart from three lines of grooves set into it.

I test the second unit. It rolls firmly up to the first. More blank wall.

I continue to move the units one at a time. Nothing is revealed behind them, until...

As the second-last unit slides to the right, what appears is not the continuation of whiteness, as behind the others, but a gap; the doorway to the space behind the zebra wall.

I look into the `treasure room'. It is dark. I am greeted by a musty smell - not of dampness, but of disuse. I step through the gap. The only light in here is that which follows me from the kitchen.

I stand still. My eyes slowly accustom themselves to the dimness, and, stepping so as not to block the light from the outside room, I am able to make out certain aspects of the space and its treasure. Although only three metres wide, it stretches completely across the house, to finish at what must be a common wall with the far corner of the lounge room.

I can discern multiple pots, pans and large boilers. Also, there are jars, urns and tubs. Of course! The things missing from a normal kitchen! It hadn't dawned on me until just now that there must have been stuff like this, somewhere. Hey! I'm not a kitchen hand - not even a cook! Definitely not a chef! I don't know what should be here, in this giant pantry.

I wonder how anything could be found in this dimness. Then again, I suppose if you knew where everything was, even in dim light, you could go straight to it, like I can do at night in my attic room at Mum and Dad's, without switching on a single light. I suppose, a century ago, people would have had candles to help them. I must come back here with a torch or an LED lantern and check out the contents. I hope that I don't find any shrunken heads!

My brain reminds me that I am actually searching for Kurt and Andy, and I hope that they haven't gone from upstairs to outside while I have been occupied in the kitchen.

After pushing the sections of shelving back to their original positions I leave the kitchen door fully open and I begin to mount the staircase.

Left or right? Eeny, meeny, miny, left.

Are they in this bathroom? No.

The green bedroom? Nope.

The pink one? Nyet.

I step out onto the verandah and survey the array of vehicles below - parked far more orderly than if they were outside the pub. I see two neat rows. 23 in all. Many I recognise; most I don't.

While chatting with parents, cherubs and others, I stand directly opposite the doorway, looking straight across the internal void to the staircase in case I see Kurt and Andy using it.

After a quick glance down each side of this verandah, I continue my search inside. Only three possibilities remain.

Not in the blue room. Strike 1.

I begin to dread that something unfortunate has happened to them. Please let them be in here... ensconced in a wardrobe, or something! My fear is heightened when the master's room does not disclose them either. I even check under the bed. Strike 2.

I feel my heart pumping well beyond its normal rate as I push open the door to the very last room, the other bathroom. I check it carefully, multiple times (as if the first time wasn't sufficient).

Empty. Strike 3. Panic! Where are they? What has happened to them? What will their parents say?

I stand at the top of the staircase and lean on the balustrade to steady my trembling body. I run through my mind all of the places that I have checked. I have overlooked nothing.

Where could I have missed them? Could they have made it from the dining room to the library while I was checking the lounge? Unlikely! I was only in there for a matter of seconds. I would have seen them scoot across the hall. Perhaps they could have made it down the front steps while I was around the back of the lower verandah. Remote, but possible.

What about while I was in the kitchen?

Just as I determine to go and check the under-building area and the Landau again, my concentration is shattered by two cavorting adolescents bursting forth from the bathroom that I have just examined.

"Hi, Mr Grant," Kurt beams.

"Hi, Tom," Andy adds, greeting me with a high-five. Then he adds, "Kurt is my friend!"

They are about to dash past me, on either side, but I step to block their access to the stairway. I reach out and capture one in each of my arms, then pull them close to me and tightly grip their wiggling, giggling bodies. They don't try to escape, but allow me to hold them and, if anything, snuggle against me.

"Where on earth have you two been? Where did you come from?" I ask, tickling them both. "I was just in there and I didn't see you!"

They stop squirming sufficiently to look at each other's face. They burst out laughing.

"A secret passage!" Kurt chirps.

What's this, I think to myself? Another architectural surprise? Or a joke? "Show me!" I insist, jovially but disbelievingly.

"Can't!" Andy cackles. "'Cause then it wouldn't be a secret!"

They both laugh again, probably at both Andy's boldness and the resultant expression on my face. Or, perhaps at me falling for a fabricated tall story! But, then, where could they have been hiding while I was in there?

I release Kurt, grab Andy from behind with both hands, hug him close to me and then, with my arms crossed over his chest, I begin to tickle his ribs, mercilessly.

He squirms and squeals and squeaks and squawks, lifting his feet off the ground and flailing his legs wildly in front of him.

"Aargh!" he cries. "Stop. Stop! Stop!! I'll tell! I'll tell!!!"

I desist, and his gasping for oxygen reduces to laboured panting.

I set him down and he scoots to stand alongside Kurt who has backed up against the wall near the bathroom. They throw an arm over each other's shoulder - buddy style. Comrades in arms (literally). Co-conspirators!

While I know that Karl and Kurt are identical twins physically, these two seem to be each other's equal in every other way: their smiles, their humour, their optimism, their friendliness, their mischievousness. I'll bet that if I could see an aura for each of them, they would be positive and identical also.

I look at them closely. Alongside Kurt, I note that Andy appears slightly more `mature'. After all, he is a year older! But his features are finer than Kurt's still-boyish face. His cheek bones are more discernible and his nose is thinner. His chin, although similar to Kurt's is more strongly defined. And, with the emergence of an Adam's apple, he has, indeed, begun the transition from a handsome adolescent into a very handsome young man.

My heart melts just looking at them. It is a privilege to even know them both.

"OK, sport!" I say directly into Andy's alluring eyes. "What's all this about a secret passage?"

"It's true, Tom. We found it, by accident," he replies.

"Actually, I found it," Kurt corrects Andy's apparent major oversight in not giving his new friend sufficient credit.

I say nothing but wait for the detail.

"But he wouldn't have found it without me," Andy interjects, obviously intent on claiming back a small percentage of the recognition.

Kurt fills me in. "Mr Grant, you see, we were playing hide and seek. I came in here," indicating the bathroom, "and was looking to see if I'd fit inside the cupboard where the towels and things are stacked. When I couldn't, I closed the door, and accidentally leaned on the bit of wall next to it, and it swivelled around. I stepped in and closed it and Andy couldn't find me. It was really funny listening to him. He called out, `I saw you come in here, Kurt. Where the f*** are you?' He would never have found me if I hadn't burst out laughing."

Andy blushes deeply as if embarrassed by being `outed' for using the 4-letter word! Kurt shows no such emotion in relaying the expletive. I could imagine that the twins might dob each other in to their father all of the time for a myriad of trivial offences! Fraternal rivalry and one-upmanship!

"I should have said `truck', shouldn't I have, Tom?" Andy asks, hoping to redeem himself.

"It's OK, Andy," I tell him. "Just try not to say it too often, because it might slip out one day in front of your mother and then I think you would be in big trouble, mister!"

"You're not wrong," he says with a pained face, rubbing his backside as an indication of what would be in store for him.

"And did you explore your secret passage? Could I fit in there?" I ask, and then feel myself redden slightly at the realisation of the unintended innuendo. Hopefully, it went straight over both boys' heads. It would never have escaped Will, though!

Kurt volunteers, "We couldn't explore where it went because it was too dark. We were just about to leave when we saw that you were coming this way from the front balcony. So, we just went back in there to hide. From you." He smirks. "It was a good hiding place, wasn't it?"

"Too right!" I say. "OK, you'd better show me."

Andy turns to Kurt, "Did he say please?"

"No, I didn't hear it," Kurt replies, smirking even more broadly.

"Well, then..." Andy commences. "I don't think that we should..."

That's as far as he gets before he finds himself in my clutches again, facing another imminent torture by tickling."

"NO! OK. OK," he squeals. "We'll overlook your bad manners... this time."

Cheeky devil! They both laugh.

They bustle through the doorway and stand in front of a plain, innocuous but broad piece of panelling between the double-doored set of cupboards and the rear wall of the house.

"After you," Andy tells Kurt.

"No, after you," Kurt replies.

"But I insist," Andy continues.

"No, no, no..." Kurt says, obviously seeking to prolong the revelation and joke around with me. He glances at me to gauge my reaction.

"Let me try my hand," I say, and then swat their solid adolescent rumps, both at the same time.

After a millisecond of initial shock, they both burst out laughing. Heavenly beings do have a sense of humour!

Without another word, Kurt leans forward onto the panel and pushes confidently on one edge. It yields, swinging inwards.

I look in. Despite the dimness I can make out a large space which, logically, is above the yet-to-be-explored `treasure cave' off the kitchen. I wonder if they are connected by a staircase somewhere inside. I lead the way in, taking no more than three steps to see if anything else is discernible. They follow me. "We should come back with a torch and explore," I tell the boys, which is met with hoots of excitement.

"Do you want to tell anyone else about this, or should we just keep it our little secret?" I ask, while fully anticipating their answer.

"Secret!" they say in unison. I concur. They high-five each other.

Suddenly we are standing in complete darkness. Somebody just pushed the panel closed. "Wooooo! I am the ghost of the big house!" one of them moans in a low, fabricated voice. I think it was Andy, but I couldn't be a hundred percent certain.

I suddenly feel a gentle hand fully grasp my package. In my mind, I wonder which of them it is. I attempt to quickly grab his hand, but he's too fast and I only succeed in causing my own `delicate duo' a measure of distress. Then, as quickly as it was closed, the panel flies open and both boys `escape'.

I wonder whether they have discussed their individual intimate moments with me, or whether this was just a rogue gesture by one of them. But, which one?

I can't imagine Kurt saying anything to anybody about our encounters, especially to an almost complete stranger. And I don't think that Andy would risk endangering our `friendship' by blabbing either.

No, this was a solo effort! Hmm. Who?

On the one hand, Kurt can have me almost any afternoon, if he chooses.

On the other hand, Andy has been making a play for me to get personal and `help him' almost since the moment he arrived. I remember that when we were in the showers at the beach, he loved holding me and was wanting to demonstrate how good he could be at jacking me off. It's obvious! My deduction is Andy! What do you reckon Dr Watson?

I pause to think, Then again...

I step out, close the panel and, ensuring that there is a sufficient time lag between the boys' departure and mine, I exit the bathroom.

 

 

 

(to be continued)

 

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