From: luzrojo1@aol.com (Luz Rojo)
Subject: "Strangers in Parody" - (humor - M/M, B/B, M/B, Coach/Father/Son/Friend/Twin Brother, Etc...)
Date: Wed, 21 May 1997 10:09:03 GMT

"Strangers in Parody"  (humor)
"My Best Friend For Many Years" (alternate title)

(Note to the Reader:  This is a joke.  There's some great erotic
stories on the net.  There's also some really, REALLY bad ones.  This
is a parody of some of the really bad ones I've come across containing
all the improbable, unbelievable and ungrammatical situations
contained therein.  I've kept it short.  I hope you enjoy it, I
certainly enjoyed writing it.)

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I went to gym where I knew my best friend for many years with the big
muscles and the handsome big dick would be waiting for me in
excitement.  I always want to fuck him in the locker room and have
tried many times but he doesn't know I am gay.

Together we work out and then I say to him "We should go into locker
room and take off all our closes.  It is important that we be clean
for all the woman we will be trying to pick up and fuck tonight at the
bars we go to together all the time after the gym."

"Okay" he says to me in his big man voice, "Let us go and take off our
clothesing in the hot, wet steam of the men's locker room."

"I say OK" and together we get in hot water.

Soon the soap is running down his big man's legs and over his hairy
butt and shoulders and I think my dick is going to get hard and
explode in his face and I try to hide it but he sees my big dick and
he say "Ha, ha," to me in his big man laugh when his muscles flex as
he sees my huge 12 and one-third inch monster man cock.  "You are hard
and I never seen you like that before."  So I try to laugh it and say
is just because the water is so cold as the hot steam rises up between
my legs and gets me like this some time, but he say how he never saw
such a big dick as me before.

I laugh and try to make fun so he won't suspect I'm gay and like his
big, hairy ass but I can't take my eyes off  his fifteen and 11/32
inch man-meat which is, i think, the biggest man-dick I've ever seen
in my whole entire life!  This year or last!

So I says to him that he should turn around and let me put soap on his
back because we're in a hurry to get clean and get out with the pretty
girls we want to get into beds with us tonight.   "OK" he say as I
slip the soap down his big muscles of his back.  Soon my soap is
rubbing all over him in all his private places and he's saying to me,
"hey Bob (my name is Bob) are you gay or something Bob" and I say "I
don't know Enrique (for that is his name if I didn't tell you before)
and I ask Enricka "Are you?"

"Ha, ha," we both laugh good.  "Maybe I could be if you were?"  That
is when I know his fifteen year old body wants me like I want him.
Suddenly he has his arms wrapped around me and he's breething his hot
wet man breath in my face and I feel his beautiful man's boy dick as I
slobber my sweet love all over his face.

We are not looking up, in our hot and wet passionate, when the coach
walk in and see us in the shower doing to each other like we are!

"Roberto!  Enrique!  You are bad boys in my class!"  the coach shouts
at us and I know we are in trouble because of him being the lead
quarterback that he is and me being the captain of the swim team with
my big sixteen year old muscles I know we could be in trouble being
gay and all.

"How dare you do this in the school's gym shower," coach yells at us
as he takes off his pants and out falls his big man's cock, "Without
asking ME to join with you!"  And I can't believe as he comes over and
starts to put his tongue down the willing throat of the Footabll team
captain, Inrique, my best friend for all my life and many years since
I came to this school last summer.

"Bend over" coach tells us and he takes his wicked fifty-four inch
cock and begins to fuck us both at the same time like I've never had
it before!

"Do me more, Daddy" Enrka says to his father, who is the coach for
many years but I did not know that until this afternoon when we are
all hot and bothered in the showers togther!  "I do you, my son, like
you never had before," his Daddy says back to him. 

"What is going on in here!" we are all startled as we look up and
swallow our pride in our throats!  It is one of the other members of
the schools football and swim team - Juan, who I have never talked at
before but who is known to me as a big, macho guy in school with many
girl friends and is always on top of the schools student council
president too.

He slowly starts to take off his beautiful plaid green shirt with the
little alligator symbol as he folds it neatly onto the freshly
polished tile floor of the locker room and jumps into the shower with
his dick in his mouth before I knew what hit me!

Imagine my surprise!

So there we are, all big muscle guys.  Me with my best friend for many
years, the beautiful dark haired Mexican Enricka who I've loved and
who is fucking the coach, his father, his mouth open in
delightfulness.

Suddenly I feel the hot jism start to flow all over me as the coach
shoots his load up my best friends beautiful young ass when I look up
and see someone I know who I have never met before!

"Holy chit!"  I hear and it is the twin brother of my best friend,
who's name is Enrique II, like his brother, and they are both
identical (only he has blond hair and Enricque has black or red hair)
and I never knew him to have a brother before today but he says he was
away at the school and just got back and came down to see his
identical twin brother and his father the coach for many years!

Before I know what is hitting me we're all together in the shower
fucking and sucking like there's just no tomorrow coming for the rest
of the year!   I see Rique with his brothers doing it every which way
as the coach and the student council president run up and down each
others naked bodies, there tongues flailing at each other like dueling
swizzle sticks on fire with their deep passion and wet hot love making
me so horny I think I might shoot my load again and again up my own
butt!

That night as I went to bed I thought about all my new best friends
and what a great school we had with my best friend for many years
Enreeka in my arms beside me on one side and his twin brother, who
looked just the same only different on the other and I think to myself
out loud "It do not get any better than this does I bet."

tHE eND