Date: Sat, 23 Nov 2019 21:37:23 -0800 From: Vance Von Jungsburg Subject: The Joke (Gay - Adult/Youth) The following story is fictional. None of the events, characters, businesses or cities are real. Please do not read if you are under 18 or if the content is illegal in your jurisdiction. Email me if you liked the story or want to comment at vereinington@secmail.pro. Thanks, Vance. Nifty needs your donations to provide this valuable platform http://donate.nifty.org/donate.html THE JOKE "If I washed a cock, would you suck it?" the boy asked, eager to deliver the punchline. Johnny's long, dirty blonde hair covered one eye and rested on his bare sun-kissed shoulders. He looked up at me with his uncovered eye. At 12 years old, he came up to my sternum. I'd heard the joke many times, the first time when I was around his age. The person to whom the question was posed always answered "no," followed by the payoff: "Then you're a dirty cocksucker!" I chose to answer differently: "Sure, why not? If it's clean..." Caught off guard, the boy stumbled for a second. "Uh... I'm not talking about a chicken. You know what a cock is, right?" I burst out laughing. "Of course I know what a cock is!" He stood silent for a few seconds, and glanced toward the street through the open garage door. We had been tinkering around on my Banggood electric unicycle, a gyroscope-balanced one wheeler I'd picked up used on Craigslist. "You'd suck a penis?" Johnny said, barely above a whisper. "Why, are you hoping to get yours sucked?" I answered, knowing I was embarking on a trip into dangerous territory. But this kid was a "bad boy," according to my neighbor Quinn, another 12-year-old who went to school with Johnny. "No!" he answered too quickly. I saw him take a big gulp. We resumed tinkering around with the unicycle, trying to dislodge its battery. Johnny had been coming over to my house every day since he saw me riding the monowheel in my driveway three days ago, in hopes of getting a chance to ride it himself. But the battery wouldn't hold a charge beyond about 40 seconds of ride time; it needed to be replaced before that happened. Johnny always arrived on a skateboard, always shirtless and in jeans. His upper body was tanned and his long, light brown hair had become almost blonde in the summer sun. He was at that age where puberty was indeterminate. Some kids look small and boyish, but the testosterone factory has already kicked into production and their cocks and balls have enlarged, sprouting the nascent tendrils of a future bush and storing up semen for future expulsion. Other boys get growth spurts and the beginnings of masculine features, but remain small and smooth between their legs. I was hoping for a chance to inspect the development of Johnny's nether regions. I asked Johnny to hand me a small philips head screwdriver. "So if I washed my cock in that sink over there, you'd suck it?" he interjected, gesturing toward the utility sink by the washer and dryer. He phrased it like a rhetorical question. I looked at him while I decided how to proceed. I felt a hardness developing between my legs and butterflies in my stomach. I couldn't deny that this kid was hot, and that I wanted to get into his pants. But I had to play it safe. "You're jailbait. I don't want to get arrested for sucking you off," I said. "So you would suck a cock! Hah hah! You're a cocksucker!" Johnny laughed. "At times," I replied. Johnny sat in silence and watched me unscrew a cover on the monocycle. After several seconds he said, "You wouldn't get in trouble. Who would ever know?" Suddenly I felt light headed. "So you really want me to give you a blowjob?" Johnny answered, "I ain't gay. I just wanna see what if feels like." I stood up and pushed the button to close the automatic garage door, then walked toward Johnny and grabbed his crotch, catching him by surprise. Johnny flinched, then pushed his groin into my hand. I could feel a solidness beneath the fabric of his jeans. This kid was horny. Johnny pulled away. In an instant disappointment and relief washed over me. Then I saw where he was headed. The boy walked over to the large utility sink and undid his fly. From behind, I saw his jeans drop below his hips, revealing the top half of his ass - two untanned succulent globes contrasting with his sun bronzed back. I noticed for the first time that Johnny had tiny, blond hairs in the small of his back. From behind I could tell that Johnny was washing his cock with hand soap, then rinsing it off by splashing water from the tap onto his groin. Johnny turned around. His trousers had dropped to mid-thigh causing him to waddle as he moved toward me. The tan of his smooth chest and stomach stopped abruptly at his waist, a sharp horizontal line separating his browned exposed skin from his creamy white private skin. Johnny's flat stomach descended towards his groin in a downward V-shape, culminating in a tiny patch of wispy pubic hair. Below that, his member stood straight out, bouncing as he approached me. His circumcised erection was about 5 inches long (13cm), and was a creamy white like his pelvis. Still wet from its washing, it appeared unblemished and smooth. His cock head was almost the same color as his shaft, which I found unusual. I was used to pink or red or purple coronas, but his was a light cream color. I abandoned caution and grabbed his hard-on, pulling him towards me. His cock was wet and cool from the rinse. I pushed his trousers and boxers down to his ankles and caressed his balls, which were drawn up under his jutting erection like an apricot. Then, placing my hands on his bare ass cheeks, I guided his hard dick into my mouth. I hadn't sucked young cock since I was 17, but I was able to get him all the way down my throat, causing Johnny's stomach to draw in as he gulped a big breath. I was struck by how right this felt, how much I'd missed it, and how I needed to rearrange my life so that I could experience this much more. The last was a funny thought to have when a 12-year-old was thrusting his virgin cock down your throat. Placing his hands on the top of my head, Johnny began a rhythmic assault on my mouth, pushing as far in as he could go, then withdrawing until his cock head had almost exited my lips, then pushing in again. This left little room for me to employ some of the cock-sucking tips I'd developed as a teen - licking the shaft, balls or piss-slit were not on the menu. Johnny had already decided the quick in-and-out was what he wanted. My hands began to explore Johnny's ass, rubbing the two firm, warm globes, then moving my fingers toward the crack. I lightly grazed his asshole and Johnny's ass clenched. I guess assplay was out, too. I poked my index finger just in front of his sphincter and gave pressure, which Johnny allowed. This increased the tempo of Johnny's thrusting, and less than forty-five seconds after I had taken his cock into my mouth his body stiffened, his cock spasmed and he delivered a few shots of thin pre-teen cum down my throat. With my hands on his ass I held him in place and breathed in deeply, my nose buried in what few pubic hairs he had, trying to memorize the smell and feel for future jerk off sessions. I released my hands and Johnny pulled out, his wet cock glistening. A string of saliva connected his cock to my lips until it broke as he retreated. "Cock sucker," Johnny whispered. I couldn't tell what he was trying to say with that. "Yes, I was," I said. "How was it?" Johnny paused for three or four seconds before speaking: "Good," he said quietly. "Like..." I could see he was searching for words. "...really good. No homo." I tried to suppress a laugh at his last comment. I knew he was no homo, but denying it ten seconds after you had your cock in a guy's mouth seemed ironic. "Well, I better get going," he said as he pulled up his pants and buttoned them. "See ya," I said, wondering if I'd see Johnny again. Would he be embarrassed about what happened? Would he feel weird being around me now that he know I was a real homo? "Are you gonna be working on the electric unicycle tomorrow?" Johnny asked. "Yep," I answered. "Around the same time." "I'll take a shower and wash my dick before I come over," he said as he walked out the door.