The Pervert And The Virgin – Part Thirty-Three

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When I got up the next morning there was a note from Juliet saying she was at the cottage. I smiled and sat down to meditate on the balcony. Tracy came over and joined me for coffee. We let the guys sleep in a bit.

“When I said I'd help wake the boys this was not what I meant Boss.” Tracy said from where she had landed between the three scurvy knaves

“Are you disappointed because we aren't ravishing you?” Dylan asked.

“We can fix that.” Morgan said.

“Don't you dare.” Tracy protested from beneath the three naked boys. “What are you two grinning at over there?”

“The very cute naked butts on display. What else?” Bryce asked innocently.

“We will have to stop drooling over ass and get dressed.” Tim said looking at his cellphone. “Morgan you're needed as well. Rohan would you mind if we used you shamelessly to take care of some morning wood? We've got fifteen minutes to get done, showered and over to the cottage.”

“I'll take care of three of you if you promise to send the other two in on your way out.” I said heading for the shower and turning the water on.

“That's a promise I'll make.” Tracy said tickling Dylan and Adam.

“No double team.” I said surprising the boys when they entered the bathroom. “I want Bryce and Tim to get their cocks well lubed. They're both going in my ass. Morgan you'll gag me and keep me gagged.”

One cock followed by another stretched me quite nicely as I knelt over Tim. Morgan gave Bryce a hand getting his cock in my ass. The sweet lad was so worried about hurting me he wasn't using enough force.

“Thanks guys.” I said when he buried himself ball deep inside me. “That's perfect. Bryce fuck me like normal.”

“There's nothing normal about this. Fuck it feels so good.” Bryce said. “So many great firsts. Sorry I won't last long.”

“We can always revisit the scene of the crime.” Tim said. “A very cute scene it is.”

Morgan didn't outlast the two behind me pummeling my behind. The sounds of his passion sent them over the edge into their orgasms. Cum gushed into my ass in large heavy spurts that soaked me nicely. Once they disengaged and were up soaping themselves I called out to the other two.

“Get over here and double team my ass.” I said when they entered the bathroom.

“I love it when he's so demanding.” Adam said lying beneath me. “Go ahead, Dad. Sit on it. Yes just like that.”

“Don't move Adam.” Dylan said feeding me his first quick load of the day. “Thanks Dad. Now I can do justice to your sweet ass. Fuck it's still red. Lot's of scolding when we get home.”

“A small price to pay.” I said. “Now please fuck me.”

The did and it was a thoroughly enjoyable experience to stand with four loads of cum in my ass. Sweet Morgan tossed a butt plug into the shower before rushing off to the cottage. I left Tracy in the bathroom drying the boys and sneaked out so she wouldn't see what I was wearing. The boys smiled and kept her distracted with a few quick kisses. I made certain to have my pants on before they joined me.

“We're going for a walk before breakfast.” Tracy announced when we met Simone and Charlotte in the lobby. “We'll be joining Bryce and the others at the cottage for breakfast, Simone. You can argue with Juliet if you want but I prefer to play it safe and follow her requests to the letter. Charlotte what trail will get us close to the cottage in thirty minutes?”

Adam and Dylan kept scampering between me and the ladies to get a round of kisses. Tracy gave them a tickling. I swatted them for being such a nuisance. Simone told them to get Bryce to kiss their sore butts better. Adam told her Bryce was changing so quickly he might add a few swats first.

“Rohan you won't tell us anything about last night will you?” Simone asked. “I didn't think so. Adam it is reassuring to know that as open as you guys are you still don't kiss and tell without permission. Thank you. I agree with Charlotte that this is most probably why Bryce has grown so much in just a few weeks. He's been much happier and relaxed in the time you were away.”

“He's also a lot more confident.” Charlotte added. “I don't think he'd ever have become a chef if it wasn't for being with you guys.”

“I'm looking forward to having him around the apartment.” Tracy said. “You ladies are always welcome to visit Simone. Juliet sent a text to say breakfast in ten minutes.”

Dylan asked my Lady to sing a morning song as we made our way to the cottage. I held my sons' hands as we walked the rest of the way. Morgan ran out to meet us and let us know it was safe to approach. Tim let us know Morgan was responsible for the greens. He admitted they were delicious but it was the principle he was defending. Bryce winced slightly when he sat down which caused Simone to smile at him. He blushed by didn't protest when she said they were going for a walk after breakfast. I teased Philip for making extra work for me by serving such delicious eggs Benedict with ham. The boys let me know it was on the breakfast menu for Tuesday.

“Tracy when Dr. Deidre takes a look at Rohan's butt she won't allow him out of bed to prepare them tomorrow.” Dylan said. “I'd be surprised if she lets him do his workout. We were looking forward to seeing the old fogie do a push up or two. Yes Adam I guess the scoldings will make up for it.”

“These are a regular occurrence?” Paul asked with a smile.

“Every time I go away I seem to earn myself a scolding.” I said. “I'm surprised my housekeeper doesn't insist on spending every minute of the day with me and have me on a leash.”

“That will come later.” Juliet said. “The leash. Rohan you have no idea how many calls we take from her when you go away. She dotes on you just like Tomek. He's such a cutie Philip. One day you must visit us so you can chat with them. They are a part of Rohan's new life.”

“That's a great idea.” Tracy said. “We'll have a get-together while Rohan and the boys are gone. The gang will be there to fill you in. Yes Boss they will visit B and Peter's Tush. Tush reminded me a lot of Genta. I miss the old coot and eating off his table. Yes literally off the table Paul.”

“The table that got cleaned the other month.” Dylan said with a grin. “A month other than the current one Simone. You just set the cheese and bread on the table and grabbed chunks as you passed.”

“Here's a picture.” Tim said holding out his smart phone. “My Love the moment I saw your wedding gift I had the store owner send a copy to my phone. You'll meet the three wise men when you have your get-together. Pass me your phone Rohan.”

“Thank you, my Love.” I said kissing him when he returned my phone with the picture set as the background. “That's perfect. Much like you. How much did you guys cook? This is my third plate.”

“You reminded me of an anorexic skeleton when I first saw you yesterday so you're having four plates this morning.” Philip said. “Juliet told me a little and assured me it was worth it but that doesn't make it a pretty sight. You're going on a diet to put some flesh back on those bones. I'm sending it to Tim. You can prepare the meals but he will be in charge of the ingredients and amounts for all of you.”

“Don't worry Rohan you get to add your touch.” Paul said. “We will let you add some spices to the mix.”

True to their word I had a fourth plate. Peter and Philip were heading to the restaurant to chat with Fred about their work schedule and a few changes they wanted to make in the kitchen. I told Bryce to go for a walk with Simone while we packed and loaded the car. Tim told him we were treating them to lunch at the restaurant in the village. On our walk back to the bed and breakfast Sanne called me to check on the roof. I let her chat with Philip and Paul who wanted to thank her. They gave her their phone numbers and let her know they were cooking something special for them. Charlotte also took the phone to thank Sanne.

“I don't know if you'd say Rohan's been behaving but my son has never been happier.” Charlotte said smiling at me. “Rohan does seem to have the magic touch. I will be in the city but will have your room waiting when you arrive Friday. We'll join you for dinner on Saturday. Could you stay Monday as well? Wonderful. Thank you. 'Bye, Sanne.”

The boys insisted on doing all the packing. Brother Murray had a system for hotels as well as outdoor camps. I sat between Tracy and Tim and watched the boys get everything done quicker than I would have managed. They beamed when I complimented them and offered to teach me the system. I declined saying I liked my role of hugging Tim while they packed everything. Tim agreed this had worked so well it seemed no changes were necessary. The three scurvy knaves deposited themselves on our laps for a thank you kiss. Simone included Juliet and Tracy in her round of thank you kisses when she brought Bryce back to the room. Bryce kissed everybody simply because he wanted to. I couldn't resist squeezing his ass and causing him to wince.

“You'll have to let go so I can kiss the others.” Bryce said calmly as he remained leaning forward with my hand on his cheek.

“I'll kiss them for you later.” I promised. “Another two kisses will release you from my tender grasp.”

“The only tender part to that grasp is my ass.” Bryce said kissing me twice.

The others agreed the garden was a magical space so they joined me for a last rounds of drinks in it. Charlotte drove Bryce and Simone to the restaurant so we could head on home right after lunch. The lunch was a leisurely one because we didn't want to say goodbye to our friends just yet. The boys asked Candice how many staff were working. Then they asked her for a stack of napkins. She watched in amazement as the boys placed a Chelsea bun on a napkin and delivered it to each guest. They said it was to celebrate Bryce's decision to learn to cook and help the orphanage all at the same time. When they finished sharing the buns we were three short. The scurvy knaves said they didn't mind waiting until later when we stopped for afternoon tea. I split my bun in half. Tim and Juliet did the same. Tracy split hers and gave half to Bryce because he was the inspiration for their kind gesture. The boys had started to protest but decided against it when I gave them a look that was anything but friendly.

When we were on the road the three scurvy knaves told me the look I'd given them was awesome. Scary to the max Adam told me. How many kisses would it take for me to do it again Morgan asked. I tickled them and smothered them in kisses instead. Tim got caught up in the friendly fire. When we arrived at the tea house mom and daughter got smothered in kisses. Dylan handed over his card to pay for our tea and their enormous order of Chelsea buns. The scheming lads had decided the gang needed to try them and placed an order for four dozen before we left on Friday. Tracy pointed out tomorrow was British meal night and Chelsea buns would make a perfect British afternoon tea. Tim promised to take the boys shopping for tea to go with the buns. They agreed to let him buy the tea.

My housekeeper waited until after we greeted everybody and were back in the apartment before asking me what I'd done to get into trouble this time. She most definitely didn't believe I hadn't done anything crazy while out of her sight for three days and two nights. Well there was a lovely little spanking on Friday night I admitted.

“Rohan there is no such thing as a lovely little spanking when you're receiving it.” my housekeeper began. “For you to call it lovely it was way too long and harder than the surface of the Interstate. I bet lovely wasn't the word you used to describe it when you were finally done. What word did you use? Epic. Well it is a good thing we have Dr. Deidre on hand to take you upstairs for an inspection. I'll stay down here and dose myself with some of Tracy's medicine. We will serve dinner when you return. I hope the boys wore you out because you'll be in bed very early tonight. What are you doing hugging and kissing me? I'm not happy with you.”

“That's okay. I love you even when you're mad at me.” I said kissing her cheeks again. “Besides nothing says I'm home like one of your scoldings. I certainly hope you're not finished. Dr. Deidre you might want to bring a dose of Tracy's medicine with you.”

“I don't want to know do I Juliet?” my housekeeper asked. “Epic and Rohan warning the doctor are all I need to know. How is the old coot walking? What were you doing out of bed yesterday Rohan?”

“Cleaning a cottage.” I said calmly. “Scrubbing the floors helped stretched the muscles. You'll meet my friends soon if Tracy has her way.”

“I think I've said all I'm going to say.” my housekeeper said. “Rohan you seem to have outdone yourself so I'll leave this to the medical professionals. Let's hope the boys still get to see one of your workouts tomorrow.”

Dr. Deidre took one look at my butt and drained her drink. Then she went down to get another. When she had finished checking my blood pressure she called Tracy up to take my pulses. Lao will decide if you can do your workout Dr. Deidre told me frostily. Tracy grinned at me from behind Dr. Deidre who left without another word. Catherine looked doubtful when I told her there was no need to cancel our workout. I agreed with the boys it might be best not to shower at the gym. Juliet told me I could use the shower in her office.

“Considering you've managed to make two ladies including a medical doctor mad enough at you not to scold you I'd say the spanking was memorable.” Leslie said with a smile. “Dr. Deidre this is Rohan. You cannot take your preconceptions into any examination. Genta, Daizan, Mu and Lao have totally shifted Rohan's perception of our physical world. None of us experience anything close to his reality. I don't think he's in any danger. What I believe is they may have saved his life.

Dylan nobody could be taught to make this shift in perception without having a natural affinity for it. I think your dad would have gone crazy if he'd stayed on the cusp of these two worlds any longer. A lot of people might label him as crazy now but I think different is more accurate. Tomorrow when you watch his workout you will need to let go of what is and isn't possible. I think if you look closely you will see Rohan is more at peace in a situation that would be life threatening to many others. The simple truth is he needs more pressure than this physical life alone can give.

The spanking was just the start Dr. Deidre. You can't really imagine how he made it through the spanking so consider what it would have taken to get up and continue as normal after such a beating. Rohan has been dealing with this challenge quietly amidst all the other stuff. He still helped Bryce. Morgan commented that Rohan was in rare form on Saturday night. I believe that's because dealing with the after effects of the spanking kept him under immense pressure. Rohan would have loved the challenge and one that lasted that long would have caused this joy to become too much to contain.”

“That's why the spanking he gave us on Saturday night felt so much like love-making.” Morgan said. “Dr. Deidre it was such a slow build-up I almost didn't notice the usual effects. Only when Bryce commented about how aroused he was did I realize I felt the same way. What were you up to while spanking us Rohan?”

“Inner smile meditation.” I said. “Yes Adam the same one I used while being spanked. I was curious to see how it would work when I was spanking somebody. Lao will explain it tomorrow. Tracy called to set up a time for us to chat.”

“Tracy also got the time brought forward to a ridiculously early hour.” Tracy said. “Lao couldn't wait to chat with you. He'll be here at seven.”

“All I can say is even now I don't think sending him to hospital is unreasonable.” Dr. Deidre said. “Rohan what physical reaction did your body have right after the spanking?”

“Honestly I don't know.” I replied. “Juliet held me for what seemed like a very long time while my Lady did healing work on me. Lots and lots of healing work. That's when I knew it had been an epic spanking. One to write songs about. Juliet will be able to tell you. Chat with her after my housekeeper sends me to bed for being so naughty. J if I thought Juliet would give me another thrashing like that tonight I'd be happy to show you. I might need your help figuring out how we are going to top this spanking.”

“Juliet isn't going to give you a thrashing like that until the new year.” Juliet said calmly. “Rohan you aren't the only one who will be speaking to Lao. I'm even considering making an appointment with Leslie after my chat with Lao. All depends how that chat goes. Dr. Deidre it might be best if we chatted about Rohan's physical reaction to the spanking with Lao here to interpret. Leslie is right in saying the usual medical knowledge is practically useless when Rohan is using chi or a meditation. The one thing I agree with is we need to get him into bed early and keep him in bed until Lao arrives in the morning.”

“I agree as well.” I said causing a shocked silence. “Keeping it together has been fun and challenging but it has tuckered me out. I think a solid eight hours of rest is the least I can give my body for holding up so well. Catherine's workouts are slowly returning to the level of challenging as well. Now if you'll excuse me I think I'll go lie down for a bit. You guys will be having a lot of visitors in the next week or two. Tracy can explain.”

“Let me.” Jocelyn said when my housekeeper made to get up to help me. “You really don't need to see what he has done to himself. Actually I do. I do indeed. Tracy I will have some medicine when I return. Why don't you get things cleared and have a round ready for everybody so you can tell us about these visitors? Sounds like Rohan found a way to help a lot of people for a change. Oh, he let people help him. That is a turn around. I'm looking forward to hearing how so many people got to help him. Come on Rohan let me tuck you in. Tim say your good night here. I think it will be good if you boys were here for the chat. You've seen Rohan sleeping before.”

“She's right, my Love.” I said. “When I get to this point my sleep will be so deep I'll literally sleep like the dead. Please wake me at six-thirty so I can shower before Lao arrives.”

Jocelyn gasped when she saw my butt but her only comment was it must have been a magnificent sight on Friday. She thought Bryce was brave beyond belief to have watched for thirty minutes. The pain is like having a volcano erupting constantly beneath the surface of my skin I admitted. Jocelyn nodded when I told her the pain was too intense to allow me to cry. She thanked me for letting her see the results of my epic spanking. Before she left she told me she'd had a lover before Eddie who was into extreme spankings. She hadn't been able to take it far enough for him. Her admiration for Juliet had grown a lot after seeing what she'd done for me.

Somehow the boys managed to wake me and get me showered before seven. When Lao arrived I was sitting on the couch in a robe. The boys listened as we chatted about the inner smile meditation. Lao listened closely to my description of what I'd experienced. Wisely he took my pulses and checked me over physically to reassure the boys, Dr. Deidre and my housekeeper who were all present for the examination.

“So close, Rohan. So close. Practice some more and you might even get it right.” Lao said. “You must practice the inner smile meditation constantly until after your workout. Even Rohan thinks his body was in shock after the beating because he has no experience with the meditation. The body was cold to counter the heat in his butt. All the shaking was from the chi released by the meditation. Rohan came very close to dissolving into a sea of chi within himself. Smiling softens. Soften and soften and soften until all resistance is gone. When there is no resistance chi flows. Lots more chi than people think. All this extra chi causes body to shake if you do not ground.”

“You mean Juliet nearly beat him to a rare spiritual experience?” Adam asked. “Cool! Only our dad would find enlightenment at the end of a tawes. This is one spiritual path I'm looking forward to following.”

“Don't worry Dad we won't line up to beat you like that any time soon.” Dylan said. “The only reason I didn't join Bryce on the couch was I couldn't believe what my eyes were showing me. None of us could spank you like Juliet did. I think you should chat to Lao on the balcony Juliet. We'll take care of breakfast. I feel like an Abby special.”

While Tim had his workout upstairs I sat on the balcony doing the inner smile meditation and spontaneously throwing in some of the mantras. The boys insisted I meditate while they cleaned up but they did agree to let me clean Tim after his workout. I made certain Tim was squeaky clean inside and out. Then I got into my workout clothes and drove the boys to the gym. Dr. Deidre joined us. Lao had smiled and told her it would be fine to take my blood pressure. He warned her to merely observe and note the results this week. Lao promised to chat with her next week about her findings. He told her it would be good for her to meet Dr. Phyllis. He assured her he'd keep an eye on me through my workout.

“But you just said you aren't coming with us to the gym.” Dr. Deidre protested.

“What has that got to do with keeping a watch on Rohan?” Lao asked genuinely confused.

The boys thanked Bjorn for helping me when I introduced them. Bjorn promised not to turn his back on the scurvy knaves. I doubted the sincerity because he winked at the boys when he promised. The boys told me they would hop on a machine or two if they got bored. I made them promise it would be an unoccupied machine to the delight of a lady nearby. Adam called me a spoilsport. Morgan asked how an unoccupied machine would relieve the boredom. Tim agreed an occupied machine would be way less boring. When given the choice between sitting in the car or using an unoccupied machine they saw the light. Finally I was able to get started. No not quite yet. Dr. Deidre took my blood pressure. Catherine took my pulse. Tracy made a note of the readings.

What a relief I thought as I jogged on the treadmill. Finally free from all thoughts, planning and shenanigans I relaxed. Despite the demands put on my body this was truly my alone time. I kept working on the inner smile meditation. Going deep within was the way to become unreachable from everything else. Dimly I could hear the boys and the lady chatting quietly. My treadmill stopped. I paused for another round of testing. Tracy held out a water bottle to me. Weights without Bjorn for the first round Catherine told me. More tests followed. Moving the heavy bags with chi no longer required any effort at all.

Round two began with the rowing machine. Tracy held her phone close to me so Lao could make certain I was meditating. Definitely not rowing I agreed. That would be crazy we agreed. I smiled when Lao told me doing stuff was no good. When there is nobody doing things then things don't go wrong Lao reminded me. Nobody rowing meant nobody got hurt and nobody slowed things up. Seemed I was taking a leisurely Sunday row on a park lake instead of working out. Did I want to get fat Lao asked me. I took “that's a little better” as a significant improvement. They had to take the tests while I was sitting because my body was still caught in the forward and back motion. Bjorn still didn't join me.

I nearly fell off the elliptical machine I laughed so hard when Lao asked if my nuts were smiling on the inside. They are now I said when I regained my footing. When I told Lao this was getting too easy he said perhaps I was finally getting tired of the games. Just maybe I was ready to grow up a little and focus on adult stuff. Go for a holiday he suggested. He told me to think about it and we'd chat when I returned. This time I thanked Bjorn for his willingness to help but it wasn't needed. He insisted on doing it one last time though so I gave in. Bjorn also leaned in against the bag for me. When we were saying goodbye the boys invited him to join us for lasagna Thursday as a thank you for all his help. Nobody believed me when I told them why I'd laughed so hard. Tracy bought all of us a smoothie. Mine was the only one with Lao's special blend of herbs.

There was a different feel to my massage. Although she pressed just as firmly her touch felt more tender. Juliet told me her two earlier clients had mentioned the same thing. She agreed it was quite likely an epic spanking would create a shift within her as well. The chat with Lao had also been very good for her but she wouldn't share any details and I didn't press her. Juliet asked almost shyly if I would make pasties for dinner. I told her it would be good to put the fucketeers to work in an assembly line. Pasties and fries with mushy peas, cauliflower in cheese sauce and a salad would be a fun dinner. We texted Leslie asking what she'd like for dessert. She chose trifle.

The boys told my housekeeper the sense of disbelief at my workout had kept them from feeling worried. Adam told her they were trying to figure out how I'd arranged the mirrors to make it seem like I was moving that quickly. Morgan suggested my slowness between the sheets was to balance out the speed at the gym so it had to be extremely slow.

“We saw it but we don't believe it.” Adam said. “What we don't believe can't upset us. Tracy reality is a very subjective thing around our Dad. I might be in denial. I might just be unable to wrap my mind around somebody lifting so much weight. I mean Bjorn's feet looked like they were off the floor. The easiest part to believe was Dad knocking the bag back without touching it. That shows you how absurd his workouts are.”

“Thank you, Adam.” Catherine said giving him a long kiss full on the lips. “That's exactly how I feel. I've given up trying to grasp it. Lao gives me my orders. I follow them. Rohan does a pretty good impersonation of doing it. Then I go on to my regular clients and pretend those two hours with Rohan never happened.”

“Rowing so fast you cannot stand for several minutes because your body is still go forward and backward is ridiculous my Love.” Tim said. “Can you imagine if we could get him er well never mind. Yes Dylan it would be as funny as hell if the friction didn't cause a burn or two.”

“Patricia sent me a text asking who is to blame for the Chelsea fund.” Tracy said when the boys finally finished laughing. “What is the Chelsea fund?”

“Some of the customers in the restaurant asked if they could give to the orphanage when we gave them a Chelsea bun. They wanted to help other people who enjoyed cooking get some training.” Morgan said. “We told them to call Patricia and say it was for the Chelsea project. I guess it got lost in the translation. I haven't had time to let her know. Please tell her I am sorry I didn't give her the heads up when you call.”

“Patricia says she cannot accept your apology.” Tracy said with a smile when she called Patricia. “Your Chelsea fund is at $12 500. What part of that do you want to apologize for?”

“Holy crap.” Dylan said. “I didn't think the Chelsea buns were that good. That ought to get a chef or two trained. Mom we are saving them for tea later. I want to see Leslie's reaction. That reminds me we need to go shopping for tea. Eat up Tim.”

“Sorry my Love must dash.” Tim said kissing my cheek and grabbing his half-eaten burger off the plate. “You don't mind? We can get them.”

“I'll take care of the dishes.” I said setting his plate back on the table. “You rapscallions have earned a break from dishes. Well done. I'll thank you later when I get over this ridiculous tiredness. Anybody would think I'm getting old.”

“Nonsense Dad. You're still a spring chicken.” Dylan said kissing my cheek. “In dinosaur years that is. Ouch! So much for being tired.”

“Reflexes don't get tired like muscles.” Dr. Deidre explained with a smile. “You boys did a very good deed yesterday and it came back to you in spades. All of us dinosaurs will be happy to help with the dishes. Now go get that tea. I'm curious about how good these buns taste.”

“They're heavenly.” Tracy said. “I don't have any trouble believing they raised $12 000. I'll text Leslie and see what time she can come over. The sooner the better.”

My housekeeper. Sophie and Amanda took care of the dishes while Dr. Deidre tucked me under my sheet. I didn't believe it was coincidence she had a new novel in her bag and settled down to read opposite where I lay. Nor did I believe it was coincidence she could keep an eye on how much of Lao's tea and smoothie I was drinking. Dr. Deidre assured me Leslie and the boys would be happy to know I wasn't backsliding into my absent-minded professor persona.

Leslie was brave enough to let the boys blindfold and set her tea in front of her. They wisely stood well away when Tracy removed the blindfold.

“You'll get your comeuppance soon enough all four of you.” Leslie said calmly as she gazed at her cup of tea and Chelsea bun. “I won't risk my tea getting cold but mark my words before the night is through I'll get even with you. Oh, my god. This goes beyond heavenly. Tim please explain why I don't have a text with the address to this tea shop yet? I've had time to take two bites. Must I feed you to Rohan with instructions for him to linger? Ah, I think that's the text I've been waiting for. Thank you, Tim.”

“Sending Leslie that text will get you even more kisses from her.” Tracy warned Tim.

“”No doubt but consider the alternative.” Tim said. “That was very close to an all-nighter.”

I agreed with Tracy he was a very sensible lad. There were a lot of the gang members who vowed to get even with the boys before the night was through. I'd already prepared the trifles so I could linger over tea. The boys were happy to help with dinner. I was happy to grope their asses as the assembled the pasties.

“My job is to put them in the oven.” I said. “We all serve in whichever way we can. Thanks to your cute butts they will go into the oven with very good energy to go with them. Now you are about to learn the art of cheese sauce. No I haven't forgotten mushy peas.”

“Gnarly, Gnarly Marley loves his mushy peas. A naked boy will have Gnarly on his knees.” Dylan sang as he prepared the peas.

“They'll both be a winner at that saucy dinner.” Adam finished.

“Won't you pass the paddle to Gnarly please.” Morgan finished to applause from Jocelyn.

“Well why hasn't anybody listened to Morgan?” I asked.

“Because we're hungry and want dinner before the sun kisses the land good morning Mon.” Eddie said to even louder applause. “A good thing my Gran didn't hear me say that to a church man or you'd have to wait for the paddle Mon. Sorry Rohan. You're such a good sport we tend to forget your exaltedness.”

“That's the idea, Eddie.” I said. “We'll have dinner ready soon. I just need to kiss the cooks.”

“Sounds like our cue to take over J.” Sophie said. “Rohan you guys cooked so it's time for us to have some fun. Thank you.”

The boys led me protesting from the kitchen. J assured me I wouldn't get to do the dishes either. While I waited for the food I asked Tracy if she was happy with the changes Emily had made sprucing up her apartment. Tracy told us it had been like coming home to a brand new place. She couldn't figure out how Emily had done it for so little and got in a cleaning crew to give it a deep clean. She was wiping at the tears in her eyes when she finished.

Leslie and Tim were in heaven with the dinner. Totally disregarding his manners Tim sat in my lap and kissed me soundly when he had finished his trifle.

“My Love I'm not moving. I can't begin to describe how sweet and delicious that meal was to me.” Tim said. “Every time I closed my eyes I was back in Blighty. I think I'll just curl up against your chest and purr in delight.”

The rest of the mutinous lot refused to do anything about the impropriety. A few even went so far as to say something that cute couldn't be bad manners. I gave up and finished my trifle around Tim. A few spoonfuls got intercepted by my purring imp. I even had to carry him and settle us on the couch in the same position. Dylan tucked my sheet around us and kissed our cheeks. Tim fell asleep before the murder mystery ended. I enjoyed banging Dylan next to a sleeping Tim. We had to go to sleep early because we had a special breakfast to prepare tomorrow Dylan reminded me. Eggs Benedict would be perfect for such an occasion Dylan decided. He would even learn how make Hollandaise sauce.

“Oh, look the spinach in my eggs Benedict happens to match the spinach in my side salad and the spinach in my green smoothie.” Morgan said. “Now I know where the extra muscle Rohan put into our shower sex came from. Treat me to a shower like that and I'll eat a breakfast of greens on toast without complaint. Just by looking at us take our seats you'd swear Juliet had spanked me not Rohan.”

“We got a good spanking to greet the rising sun.” Dylan said. “Something about putting some sunshine in my pants. I'm a little confused because I wasn't wearing any at the time. No Belinda he didn't kiss it better. The scoundrel left me and Tim to kiss each other better while he worked off his arousal with Morgan and Adam. Mornings like this make me realize just how spoiled I really am.”

“Amen! Any more eggs?” Tim asked. “Rohan if you didn't make them so delicious I wouldn't eat as much. No you can keep making them delicious because Catherine has me shedding calories quicker than Adam sheds clothing. Besides I worked off a lot of extra calories before we came downstairs.”

Belinda and Steven thanked me for allowing them to catch up with the others. They were happy Sister Celeste, Brother Murray and Brother Michael would join us this afternoon and stay for a couple of nights. The four fucketeers were heading out to the natural museum. I was given some time to frost the cakes I'd baked earlier while they got Sanne and Bram to join in on Skype. Belinda chuckled when Juliet told everybody about the guy I'd thrown out the restaurant and bed and breakfast. They laughed even harder when she told them how Tracy had calmly demonstrated how to throw a punch. When Tracy said she hoped the bed and breakfast wouldn't lose too much business Stephen told her it was likely to gain business.

“The state governor had never liked the guy much but put up with him because of his political connections.” Stephen explained. “Publicly groping a waitress was the perfect excuse to get rid of him.”

“This might cause a little discomfort initially but I'm certain Jimmy, the governor, will be better off instead of hiding his true feelings.” Belinda said. “We're on a first name basis with the governor because he's Stephen's cousin Dr. Deidre. I'm certain he'll want to meet the nun who threw the punch.”

Tracy blushed saying she'd forgotten nuns don't throw punches in public.

“There's a time and a place for everything Tracy.” I said getting out of my seat. “You hit him much softer than I would have and once you hit him I didn't have to. There was a lot of kindness and wisdom in that punch. I don't think Lao will be too embarrassed.”

“Lao thinks Tracy did a lot to uphold the honor of our spiritual path.” Lao said. “I agree with Rohan that you were certainly gentler than the two of us in your chastisement. Dr. Deidre an unwanted touch even on the arm or shoulder would lead to the same course of action on my part. Touch between people of any sex must always be invited. Anybody who can walk upright can learn basic good manners.”

“I have the two most violent peace-loving men in the world to train me in martial arts. What a lucky girl I am.” Tracy said kissing my cheek. She went across to hug and kiss Lao as well. I smiled and turned to head up the stairs.

“You guys might want to give Paul and Philip a call since they wanted an update on my life as well.” I said. “Keep the introductions brief until you meet in person next week.”

“Rohan that's a wonderful idea.” Jocelyn said. “I want to meet these people who you allowed to help you. Eddie and I laughed so hard when we heard you were on a diet.”

“A very sensible one.” Dr. Deidre said. “I think it's a good thing he didn't see you when you were fifteen pounds lighter.”

“That makes two of us.” I said. “Now I must go call Poland to arrange for Terrence's schooling.”

Belinda brought me up some cake and a mug of tea. Sister Celeste had texted to say they would arrive in time for lunch. I continued my studies of animal husbandry and mulled over the garden design. The more I tweaked and went over the plan on paper the more I realized I couldn't wait to get started. Three more days before we left. Thank the gods I had my workouts. Bryce would arrive tomorrow to help soothe my impatience. Eventually I had to set the books aside and meditate.

“Come in.” I said with my eyes closed when I heard the door being opened slowly. “Yes, it's safe to sit on my lap my Love.”

“Hmm, me likey this one.” Tim said snuggling against me. “The bell mantra you say. Well feel free to ring my bell anytime Scoundrel. Except now because our lunch guests have arrived. Sister Celeste was saying something about it being too long since you sparred with them. No she isn't armed.”

Being unarmed didn't stop her from assaulting me. I barely managed to brace myself as she flew into my arms. Dylan decided a dozen kisses meant she had truly missed me. Tracy handed me a brandy and soda and warned me not to expect such a greeting from my housekeepers every time I returned from a trip. Brother Michael smiled when he shook my hand and told me he was going to enjoy putting me through a workout tomorrow morning. Lao had asked to see what sort of exercises Tracy would be doing. Catherine was curious enough to get us special permission to start an hour before the gym opened at six.

“Sanne and Bram will leave a little later than they intended so we can get in a nap after your workout.” Adam said. “Dad this is the perfect opportunity for all of us to see what sort of exercises we will be doing so we don't mind getting up at four-thirty. We'll come home for a nap and help with brunch.”

“Charlotte and Bryce will arrive at lunch time as well.” Tim said. “I'll call and ask Ivan to bring over some pork for barbecue sandwiches if you promise to make some baked beans. We'll need them to taste of Jamaica. Deal? Carte blanche is a steep price for baked beans. Agreed if you blindfold me. You're my favorite husband by far.”

“Glad to hear that.” I said kissing him quickly. “Now if you'll excuse me I have some chili dogs to finish. Tracy I won't charge you anything for adding bacon to it.”

Leslie appointed herself as supervisor so she could update me on the meeting. Adam, Morgan and Dylan appointed themselves my assistant chefs so they could listen to the update. The most important thing Leslie told me was I'd be happy to know there would be much fewer if any scoldings. Juliet was in complete charge of my exploration of the BDSM lifestyle. She would be assisted by Philip and have sessions with Leslie if needed. Leslie had already told Juliet I would pay for these sessions. Dr. Deidre like Dr. Phyllis was willing to trust Lao. The two doctors would get together for a chat. They would also be working together with the kids at the orphanage.

“What price do I pay for all this co-operation?” I asked with a smile giving two cute butts a squeeze.

“You agree to work with Lao and Daizan more in a structured environment.” Leslie said. “Both of them trust your intuition so the structure will be more about seeing them regularly. Daizan trusts the computer security so you don't have to drive to the monastery every time. Daizan is happy to visit you here from time-to-time. I think you should visit the monastery and combine it with a day or two at the bed and breakfast. This will give you and Tim regular alone time.

Before you return from your trip you will need to have things set up in Poland to the point where you can budget your time. Rohan if you have to send the boys back ahead of you then do it. What we want is a more structured time schedule so do whatever you have to in Poland. I will be keeping an eye on how many hours you work while in Poland. Rohan I don't mind you working long days if you agree to taking a holiday when you return. The choice is yours. You can put in long days and come back for a holiday or you can work fewer hours and make a second trip to Poland.”

“Thank you, I think I will most likely be working long days.” I said. “Leslie you have no idea how impatient I am to get my hands dirty in the garden. This morning I tweaked my garden plan over and over until I realized I was just going around in circles. I appreciate you setting things up for me.”

“How are those buns getting on?” Leslie asked.

“They're lovely.” I said squeezing the flesh in my hands.

“She means the ones in the oven Dad.” Dylan said with a smile.

“Oh then why didn't she say so?” I asked peering through the glass. “They're almost ready. We can start taking out the sausages and getting the condiments ready. Thank you.”

Much to the relief of everybody Lao suggested I go back with him to his dojo and do a little training. Leslie told me the chicken in wine with sides wouldn't take long to prepare. I had to admit I had nothing else planned. Tim thought it would be fun to see me training with Lao. Tracy was glad to have him there to help me with my shower. I told Tim she wasn't joking when she said I was often weaker when Lao finished with me than after a gym session.

Two hours later Tim and the boys helped me shower. We had tested the limits of my progress with the inner smile meditation. When they boys had me cleaned and dressed Lao took me through a chi pattern to help balance everything inside of me. This was different to the healing maṇḍala in my garden. I felt a lot better when I had done it three times. Lao suggested I keep it in mind for use at other times. We took a cab back to the apartment.

The boys marched straight in the kitchen with me to help prepare dinner. Adam told Belinda I had been a touch shaky after my lesson with Lao and needed to get up early for my special workout in the morning so they were helping me. Morgan told her they were happy to cook for all the lovely ladies present. He pretended not to understand what Tim was on about when he suggested a pair of wandering hands might be part of the attraction to cooking with me. We had a wonderful time preparing dinner. Mine weren't the only hands that wandered. Dinner didn't take long to prepare. Nobody lingered after dinner.

I woke at four to get a smoothie and some meditation in before fucking Tim awake thirty minutes later. When we arrived at the gym Catherine told me not to worry about the large group. Brother Michael had told her we'd be using a lot of free weights so she had reserved a workout room for us. The boys helped Brother Michael and Brother Murray get the weights in the space while I got warmed up. Catherine laughed when Brother Michael had chosen a weight and Lao suggested he triple it for the first round and quadruple it for the last two. The monks shook their heads but did as he suggested.

Lao watched closely as Brother Michael put me through the standard free weight exercises to build upper body and leg strength. We only had this morning so I did both the upper and lower body routines. Belinda and Sister Celeste kept a close eye on the readings from my pulses and blood pressure. Brother Murray was quite pale by the time I got to the core muscle routine. These were simply a variety of sit-ups done holding weights against my torso. When I finally did the last sit-up Stephen insisted on lifting the weight off me. Belinda told the boys to take me to the shower before I got her even angrier by trying to help put the weights back. Dr. Deidre took her aside for a few calming words. I had the boys wait for a few minutes while I repeated my new Tai Chi sequence. Lao smiled but didn't say anything.

Very little fazed Belinda so walking into the men's change room to give me a Lao smoothie didn't bother her in the least. Dylan told her that she was looking at the results of my spanking four days ago. Belinda stood on her toes and kissed me. Then she turned on her heel and walked out. Morgan and Adam agreed she was really mad at me. When one of the other guys asked how they could tell Adam explained she hadn't said a word. A scolding would have meant she was upset but when the anger went beyond scolding then you knew you were in trouble Morgan added.

“Rohan why haven't you bought this incredible woman any flowers yet?” Belinda asked when I joined them. “Considering what you put her through with your meditation I think she deserves an epic bouquet. Yes you heard me epic. The moment the florist shop opens you will be placing an order. Tim look up the address and hours of business for one close to the apartment. The last thing Rohan needs is a hike.”

“They open at ten and are three blocks west of the apartment.” my housekeeper said. “Felicity will help you.”

“Are you really sending Rohan out without any limits or a chaperone?” Dylan asked Belinda.

“Yes. Juliet deserves whatever he decides on.” Belinda said. “None of you will go with him. We will keep an eye on the breakfast while you are gone Rohan. Make some oatmeal so you can keep it warm in the slow cookers. Adam you boys will all take a nap but Rohan will be cooking. I won't even try to talk him into napping. Now let's arrange lifts so the others can go get some rest.”

Before I left for the florist I placed the frittata in the oven. I was a very happy man. Here I was off to spoil somebody very dear to me without any limit on my spending. The world was a joyful place for me. When I saw a young lady dragging a hesitant young man into a fine restaurant I knew served wonderful breakfasts I made a little detour. I motioned their waiter over when he had handed them the menu and suggested he talk them into enjoying a truly memorable breakfast on me. I gave him my phone number so I could add a gratuity.

Felicity was busy so I wondered around the shop. I explained my housekeeper had recommended I stop in because I needed something epic for a dear friend who had given me an epic spanking. Felicity laughed and asked me a lot of questions about Juliet. Then she asked me some questions about Juliet's home. What colors did she like? What colors were in the furniture? What direction did the windows face? Getting the right flower is more important than the amount I insisted.

“This time they let me out without setting a limit.” I said swinging Felicity around in sheer joy. “Wouldn't it be epic to spend a million or two?”

“No need to go that far.” Felicity assured me. “I think I have just the flower for Juliet and if she doesn't like it you can bring it back.”

The flower was perfect. I bought a pot and Felicity quickly planted the flower in it for me. Feeling even happier I headed back with the plant. I poked my head in at the restaurant on the way back. Samuel told me things were going very well. I thanked him and headed on home.

“Felicity promised I can take it back if you don't like it.” I said when Juliet stood staring at the plant for several minutes without saying a word.

Tracy stepped over and set it on the table. Then she led Juliet to the balcony. Nobody said a word. Mystified I sought refuge in the kitchen.

“My Love I couldn't even begin to hazard a guess if she likes it.” I said. “No clue whatsoever. Women will always be an eternal mystery to me. I thought the blue would go well in her living room. Maybe Sanne can shed some light on it when she arrives. I hope I didn't upset her so much she won't eat breakfast.”

“She is quite likely to eat you for breakfast.” Jocelyn said with a grin. “Better start running now.”

“Too late.” Tim said seeing Juliet approaching from behind Jocelyn.

Her kiss left me feeling like I was Juliet's first course for breakfast. She paused to say “thank you” and kissed me as passionately a second time. Tracy handed me a double shot of whiskey on the rocks the moment Juliet released me.

“The thank you was epic.” Tim admitted calmly. “I think we can safely assume you made a good choice my Love.”

“Dad we have to know more about a flower that gets you kissed liked that.” Adam said. “What's it called?”

“Lord Rothschild's variety.” I said busying myself making a spinach salad.

“You're kidding.” Adam said returning a few minutes later. “Jocelyn do you honestly think if we sent Rohan out to buy flowers with no limit to what he can spend he would spend less than fifty bucks? No, Dad, we didn't look it up where Juliet could see. Don't worry. Now will you give me the real name.”

“I did and it cost me sixty with the pot.” I said.

Jocelyn laughed when we heard Adam ask Tracy if he could have a double of her strongest medicine. I was happy to let Jocelyn and the others serve breakfast.

“Dad that sounds like your cellphone.” Adam said. “Where is it?”

“I think it's in my jacket pocket.” I said. “Since you've got it go ahead and answer it Belinda. That might be Samuel.”

“A very lady-like Samuel.” Belinda said with a smile. “Yes Roxanne it certainly sounds like you have the right number. He's still getting over a thank you kiss from another lady but I'll be certain to pass on your thanks. Rohan what sort of gratuity do you want her to add for Samuel?”

“Whatever you feel is right.” I said. “You trusted me earlier.”

“How much was the cost of your meal? $80. Then leave a $80 tip.” Belinda said. “I don't mind giving him a kiss for you. Rohan stopped along the way to buy a young couple breakfast. What he didn't know is they were celebrating the start of their family.”

“The gentleman looked a little intimidated by how fancy the place was.” I said. “So I asked their water to look after them and bill me for the meal. Speaking of meal can we get started on ours before Juliet decides to make me her second course as well.”

“I think we should lock the two of you in the bedroom for the day.” Adam said. “Morgan if you think his workouts are ridiculous wait until I tell you how much he spent on Juliet's epic bouquet. I'm waiting for confirmation from Sanne. In the meantime I'll have one too many green smoothies.”

Today it was Dylan who had sit-on-Rohan duty. Tim gave him a hand while the others helped Sanne and Bram bring up the surprise. They greeted me in passing as they carried the stuff to the balcony. Adam leaned past Dylan to give me a special kiss. Morgan stepped right in and gave me one as well. Sanne had confirmed the price I'd paid was a fair price for the flower. Wonders will never cease around our dad Dylan declared when he learned the reason for the special kisses.

“Careful, boy, sitting on a skeleton will get slivers of bone in your butt.” Peter's Tush said entering with a lot of groceries. “I take it you have a pot or two in this kitchen. No need to get up I can figure it out. This fine couple wants a few pointers in cooking good food. They tell me they've eaten enough of Gnarly's food to motivate them to cook for themselves.”

“Come and give B a kiss or two.” B said kneeling down to engulf the four fucketeers. “Rohan you have a lovely housekeeper. She made certain we wouldn't dehydrate.”

“I had J stop at the liquor store after we fetched them.” my housekeeper explained. “I was happy to have an errand to run. Almost makes me feel like I'm earning my pay.”

“Boys we have to open the restaurant or we'd love to stay.” B said. “Peter's doing the cooking lesson while I visit with you. He needs something to keep him out of trouble. You be sure to let me know how it turns out. I'll skin him if he embarrasses me. What's this surprise I've heard so much about?”

“No idea. We're still waiting for them to finish on the balcony.” Adam said.

“How much have you had to drink Rohan? You're looking far too happy on just a double scotch. Drink!” B said thrusting a bottle of rum my way. “A new favorite thanks to Jim and his wife. Lovely couple. A bit scrawny but that's easily fixed. I invited them to dine with us. Drink not sip. We've got another bottle or two. Now who wants to show off the apartment?”

“We all do.” the fucketeers chorused.

“Go ahead. I'll make certain the surprise isn't unveiled before you return.” I promised. “Remember B is a lady so go easy in the playroom.”

“Still the joker eh?” B said kissing my cheek. “Very sweet, Mon. Love you, Gnarly.”

Naturally the fucketeers lined up to kiss my cheek and say “Love you, Gnarly.” I looked up to see Sanne and Bram smiling at me from the door to the balcony. Bram promised not to kiss my cheek and say “Love you, Gnarly.” Sanne told me she wouldn't make a promise she couldn't keep. I snorted and reached for my sheet. They sat down next to me saying the surprise was ready but the unveiling could wait. Tim called down the stairs to let me know Bryce and Charlotte were on the way up.

“Good then we can have lunch.” I said. “Tush can you prise your lips from that bottle and get the rolls warming and the butter ready? Let's serve lunch before sunset Mon.”

“Huh if this is your Jamaican barbecue we'd be better off with just the bottle and bread rolls Mon.” Peter's Tush responded. “Better watch your buns around Gnarly. Stop rattling and relax Mon. The rolls are warm and the butter softer than any bun you've got your hands on recently. We're just waiting for your guests and B. Wench! Food! That should do it.”

“Do what?” Jocelyn asked.

“Get that good-for-nothing brother of mine on the menu. That's what it will do.” B said. “Bryce you are more handsome than they told me. Look me up in twenty years. We'll be about the same age then.”

“Just remember he can't hold his breath for twenty years wench.” Peter's Tush said. “Try release him before his nickname becomes Smurf. Here lad have some medicine.”

“Thank you.” Bryce said when he regained his breath and stopped coughing. “Yes I guess I just need more practice.”

“Rohan are you sure it's safe for me to leave my son around this lot?” Charlotte asked with a smile as we embraced.

“Safe if you want him to get into trouble, drink too much and get laid.” I said kissing Bryce's cheek.

“Then I have nothing to worry about. Thanks for the warning Peter but Gnarly's already bedded my son.” Charlotte said bravely kissing Peter Tush's cheek and taking a meat filled roll.

“Why do we need plates when we have napkins, Gnarly? Got this fancy place so you need plates.” Peter's Tush said. “Come and get some of Gnarly's surprise. We're going informal and if that upsets you drink until it doesn't. Here Gnarly you get this one. I won't have to listen to you grumbling if I keep your mouth full. Somebody kidnapped my bottle. Bless you, Jocelyn. Oh and you as well lovely lady. Gnarly's surprise it is. We'll all be surprised if we survive and if we like it.”

“A good thing I'm a doctor.” Dr. Deidre said kissing his cheek and accepting her roll.

“We need to serve more meals on napkins Dad.” Dylan said.

“You're just saying that because there's no room for salad.” Tracy told him. “Can I burst their bubble of joy Boss? Please.”

“Go ahead.” I said snagging a second roll.

“Rohan didn't make a salad for lunch.” Tracy said.

“Darn. Foiled again.” Adam said. “Well at least we won't have dishes to wash.”

I told Tim that an informal meal once-in-a-while was a pleasant experience. Tim agreed as he licked his fingers. I ate another two rolls because that was what my diet called for. Sanne was as bad as Adam and asked if I really had just bought the single plant for Juliet. There is no other surprise delivery I assured her. Tim told her Juliet's reaction had been epic. Belinda told Sanne the best part was I didn't understand her reaction to the gift. They were going to let me have a few more hours to see I could figure it out.

“Turn it to simmer and get your scrawny butt out here.” B shouted when Sanne announced it was time to reveal her surprise. “Eddie and Jocelyn that includes you. I swear this is a meeting for the anorexics support group. Look at all you skinny folk.”

“The boys asked us to wait but I'm sure Eddie and Jocelyn won't mind helping while they are gone.” Sanne said. “We'll be visiting the orphanage to check on things so we'll stop by to make certain everything is fine. I think Eddie and Jocelyn should go ahead and unveil it.”

There was an enclosed canvas tent on the balcony with an exhaust fan running and electrical cords leading to a few outlets.

“Oh, sweet Lord my herb is naked.” Eddie said in surprise as he looked at the plants. “Where's the dirt, Mon?”

When she finally stopped laughing Sanne explained there was a sprinkler beneath the plants that sprayed water and nutrients directly on the roots. Bram offered Eddie a bit to try from a plant they had grown the same way at their home. The extra space was to allow the boys to finally get their hydroponic system up and running. There were three different strains of marijuana. Five plants of each strain with different colored stickers to identify them Sanne said pointing to a laminated key taped to the side of the tent. There was also a plastic sleeve for us to put the paperwork from a doctor to make this medicinal and legal. Eddie said he already had some paperwork. Dr. Deidre told him she could always issue more when it expired. That offer earned her a lot of street cred. Morgan agreed it was hardly a surprise she had studied the medicinal use and worked in a dispensary when there was a cardinal of the church allowing his sons to care for the plants.

Eddie and Jocelyn joined the five boys in their lesson from Sanne on looking after the plants. Sanne enlisted Tim's help in networking the office computer with a laptop here so she could help keep tabs on things. This system was so simple and easy to maintain the others didn't mind filling in for the boys. Bryce said he was happy to add nutrients to the main supply barrel in the morning. The barrel held enough for two days with space to spare but Sanne preferred to keep it at a two-day level in case the plants needed a change in their diet. Charlotte agreed with Sophie it was good for Bryce to learn to look after the plant and treat it with respect instead of seeing it as some product. I laughed when she asked me now that I'd taken care of the sex and drugs was I planning on taking Bryce to a rock concert. That will have to wait until we return I said.

“Finally seen the light eh Gnarly.” Peter's Tush told me as we stood looking at the small plants. “Good to see you got some proper houseplants Mon. Your dinner is all done. Jocelyn will keep an eye on it so it doesn't get messed up.”

“You're welcome, dear.” B said squeezing the air out of me. “Sorry we can't stay. Your housekeeper is an angel. She insists we take these four bottles with us. We'll be visiting Jim a lot. Eddie you better bring Jocelyn over soon for a meal or I'll nail your hide to the restaurant door. Peter stop pawing that lady and let me say goodbye. I swear you are hornier than a junkyard dog on Viagra.”

“Thank you guys for helping us. We'd never have been able to cook for this lot and feel good about it.” Jocelyn said. “Let my Eddie get a few more lessons in and we'll consider it. One day we will cook for you. I promise.”

The plants had the four fucketeers and Eddie entranced. Sanne and I smiled at them as they peered curiously at the small starts. I suggested they close everything up and come inside to share what they had learned about marijuana with Sanne. Bram told them he was eager to learn something new about the plant. That got the boys moving. The sealed the tent around the plants. No need to worry about the neighbors seeing what we were growing. I wrapped an arm around Bryce's shoulders and suggested we go look in on dinner. Jocelyn chased us out the kitchen with a wooden spoon.

Tim came over to wrap his arms around us and let us know our other surprise was going to be stepping through the door soon. Charlotte asked if there was ever an end to the surprises. Patricia, Leif and Petersen stepped through the door. I managed to tell Tim to keep the boys back before I swooped on Leif and Petersen. Belinda and Stephen laughed out loud as I lifted the two chefs off the ground and kissed them both soundly.

“Told you we'd be sorry we sent Philip and Paul out there but you insisted.” Leif said. “Yes, I know it was about time. Maybe if we're lucky he'll put us down after a dozen kisses.”

I only kissed them two more times but I did hold them close for several minutes. After a whispered thank you I took them into the kitchen. This time Jocelyn held out a dish towel to me so I could wipe my eyes. She kissed the two of them for being so kind to me. Leif agreed with Petersen she was much prettier than me and not having his face scratched with stubble was a good thing. I promised not to interfere so she let the two of them peek at the food. Jocelyn sought their advice on some vegetables. Petersen told her Eddie knew how to make a spinach salad which was all the stew needed. Then he headed off to find Bryce.

“Gathered yourself?” Patricia asked with a smile when I stepped out of the kitchen. “Good to see you Rohan. We came over to meet Charlotte and Bryce. I thought this would be a more relaxing setting to chat. Thank you I think we will make use of the spare room. Now where are the wise guys who raised so much money for the orphanage? There are a lot of children that want thank you. Rohan you will be joining the boys for their thank you lunch tomorrow. The children want to thank you for the CDs you made.”

“I've barely recovered from the attack of the four hooligans on Friday.” I protested. “I'd rather not risk injury this close to my trip. Tim can accept the thanks on my behalf.”

“The only thing I'll be doing at that lunch is holding your hand.” Tim said kissing me.

“He'll be there and we'll have him dressed nicely.” my housekeeper promised. “I think you should have your chat with Bryce and Charlotte before dinner. I'll set out some snacks to tide the other guests over.”

“I'll help you.” Amanda said. “Tim help Rohan find a drink. Please ask Sophie if she wouldn't mind helping take out some snacks for our guests.”

Belinda took me by the hand and led me over to Brother Murray and Sister Celeste. I teased Brother Murray on his improved physique. Sister Celeste told me she'd have to measure him up for his new robes in a couple of weeks. Brother Murray told me he was having a lot of fun sharing his outdoor knowledge with the others. He wasn't having as much fun with his weapons training. I gave Lao a call and asked if he'd share the inner smile meditation with Sister Celeste and Brother Murray. Lao asked if they wouldn't mind getting up early to learn it before breakfast. Leslie lived just a five-minute drive away so they agreed to meet at six. Tim shuddered and declared it was the meditating that turned us into morning people. Sister Celeste had him asking Tracy for some medicine when she said she had missed the sunrise at least three times this past month and was considering asking for a penance for her slothful behavior. I told her to wait until she reached six missed sunrises in a month before seeking a penance. Morgan correctly guessed I'd missed six.

When she saw Bryce blushing Tracy immediately poured him a drink and thrust it at him. Charlotte said she couldn't wait until Simone and Patricia had Bryce in their claws at the same time. That would be Friday she told me. Simone had arranged to get a lift with Terrence and his folks. She would return Saturday with Charlotte. On the way to the table Charlotte hugged and thanked Bram and Sanne for their help with the cottage. That reminded me about seeking partners for Paul and Philip so I asked Sister Celeste to remind me about playing matchmaker after dinner.

There was a long round of thank you kisses for Jocelyn and Eddie. Bram, Brother Murray, Brother Michael and Stephen shook Eddie's hand but everybody else kissed his cheek. The four fucketeers helped prepare bananas in rum. I warned them not leave me alone with Bryce for too long. Sister Celeste asked if now would be a good time to discuss matchmaking.

“We might as well.” I said. “Names will be withheld but this will be an example in genetics classes so I don't mind enlisting the help of the Order. Dr. Deidre can you teach Sanne how to collect a DNA sample and preserve it? Good. She will need to get one from Paul or Philip. Actually get one from each of them so we have the DNA from identical twins. I'm curious enough about it to see what it looks like.

Christopher and Garth will do the final comparisons between the pairs but we'll do the second DNA test after they have met and become engaged. Belinda as long as I'm clinging to the head honcho position the Hospitallers will not kill romance with their infernal tests. The traditional methods always take priority. Leslie the DNA thing is an important motivating factor that has me considering allowing a lady in my life but it will not come before my sense of it being right for me. We create science and it is important to keep that in mind.

The Order is going to look for a pair of female twins who wish to marry while living close to each other. How close is up to the four of them to decide. We'll start in North America and Europe. Sister Celeste we'll get to where next later. Belinda as monks the well-being of the people we serve includes assisting them in being happy. So if a monk knows of a sad, lonely pair of twins what better way to serve than introducing them to Paul and Philip? Anybody else have any questions or thoughts on something I might have missed?”

“What I want to know is how somebody with so little understanding of women ends up playing matchmaker?” Dr. Deidre asked with a smile. She explained about my gift for Juliet to those who had missed the story. “Does anybody want to explain it to Rohan?”

“Let's wait until everybody is at the table.” Leslie suggested. “I'm sure the others would like to hear.”

“Yes we would.” Tim said.

“Don't worry Dad our ears must have deceived us about you seeking a lady.” Adam added. “We'll have Dr. Deidre check them tomorrow.”

“Why you snooping scallywags just wait until I get my lips on you.” I threatened.

“How about getting your lips on these bananas first?” Tim said as they trooped out of the kitchen with well laden trays.

“Diversionary tactics won't save you.” I said.

“We'll throw Bryce into the number of boys your lips are tormenting and dilute our punishment.” Dylan said pausing to kiss me. “Bryce is now a member of the five fucketeers. He got indoctrinated last Saturday right alongside Morgan.”

“Now please enlighten us dad.” Adam said. “I may even learn a thing or two.”

“Would it help if I said it was like Rohan's chat with Tim about the cost of their wedding gifts to each other?” Leslie said.

“Because the gift couldn't be epic in cost and be accepted by Juliet the epic part was in him rewarding the trust you guys placed in him.” Dylan suggested. “Dad made it an epic gift by choosing something under $100. I'm sorry but doesn't a guy run the risk of being seen as cheap?”

“That depends on the how well the lady and the guy know each other.” Juliet said. “I know Rohan could have bought every flower in the shop. Instead he chose a simple plant and added a lovely but relatively inexpensive pot.”

“The surprise is how Rohan with so little understanding of women figured this out.” Dr. Deidre said. “Maybe he does have a divine connection to a source of wisdom beyond us.”

“So Boss did you really figure it out?” Tracy asked. “I'm sure a lot of us are curious.”

“No I didn't figure it out.” I admitted. “I thought of Juliet and her living room and when I saw the plant an image of it overlaid on Juliet came to mind so I bought it. Maybe it was a subconscious decision for the reasons you outlined here. All I can say is like with the wedding gift a spanking that epic and the courage of Juliet couldn't be reduced to a dollar amount. I went there once and it cost me a lot of sleepless nights. Juliet you are free to suggest any other gift you'd like?”

“Any gift at all?” Juliet asked with a smile. “Anything it is within your power to give me? What if I asked for a night of sex with you in that big bed of yours.”

“We'd both give it to you.” Tim said surprising everybody. “Juliet your skills saved him from a lot of damage and helped him gain new insights. Thanks to your courage my Love has grown even more amazing and intriguing.”

“I would give it to you. Juliet you know I wouldn't do it if I could do it from love.” I said softly. “There are all these labels gay, straight, bisexual, male, female, transgender and maybe even some I'm forgetting. I've found that love dissolves all those tiresome labels. I'd be sharing pleasure with a soul I loved very deeply.”

“Don't linger too long after dinner or I might be tempted.” Juliet said. “I think it would be best if the boys got tucked in with you or tucked into you sooner instead of later.”

“Aren't you glad you have the five of us to save you Dad?” Dylan asked.

“And at a very reasonable price.” Morgan added.

“Eat up everybody I have some hooligans to spank and it wouldn't be polite to do it while you were eating.” I said leaning across Tim to kiss Morgan. “What these hooligans don't know is they have already saved me. Now did we run out of bananas and ice-cream? I haven't had a fourth split.”

“Oh, you will be having a fourth split soon enough.” Tim promised.

“Coming right up Master.” Adam said returning a few minutes later with my dessert.

The boys decided that with the other members of the Order present we ought to play the quest game so they could see the strategies in action. Tim ordered three consoles and copies of the game online. He told Brother Michael they would arrive at the chapter house on Friday. Brother Murray told him they only had one TV so Tim ordered them three more TVs. I told him when they built the chapter house they hadn't envisioned needing six feet of wall space for TVs so we had to settle for 50 inch ones.

“Tim I think it's very sweet you are upset at the thought of buying us smaller TVs but we are monks and nuns.” Sister Celeste said kissing him. “We mustn’t be too ostentatious.”

“Nobody should have to live without a sixty-inch TV.” Tim said. “A good thing I have a working holiday to recover. Stephen please keep the example of this chapter house in mind when you remodel. Let's not continue the suffering in the future.”

“I promise.” Stephen said with a smile. “Such sacrifice on their part is quite inspirational.”

“What was that for?” a startled Tim said when Belinda kissed him long enough and hard enough to leave him gasping for air.

“The card you used had Tim not Rohan or the name of the Order's front company.” Belinda said. “You are as bad as Rohan.”

“Is this true?” Sister Celeste asked with a dangerous glint in her eyes. “Hold still and this kiss won't hurt too much.”

“I'll get you a bourbon and soda.” Tracy said. “Nobody will rescue you from a thank you. Consider it practice for when you next visit the chapter house.”

“There are a couple of monks that will do more than kiss you.” Brother Michael said with a smile.

Tim sought the safety of my lap after his second kiss but ran into a hungry kiss from me. He smiled up at me and told me I needed to keep a tighter rein on my employees.

“Tomorrow before our lunch I'll buy a bridle for you.” I said.

“Ooh, I'd so like to get you for that one but I'm too well gotten.” Tim said. “Dylan brains in a life-partner is a double-edged sword. Think carefully about it.”

“Dad did get you quite nicely with that one.” Dylan said. “Now about our quest game.”

Our trip would mean a delay before we got around to playing it so we decided to set it up for Brother Michael to lead. We chatted about strategy for a while.

“Brother Murray and Sister Celeste are you happy with the approach we have chosen?” Brother Michael asked. “Good. You get to implement it. Congratulations on your first campaign.”

All the discussion had taken up most of our time. Nobody minded because they found the discussion very interesting. We watched as they took the first few steps into the game and won their first skirmish. This got celebrated with a nightcap. Sanne and Bram told us they had added two nights to their romantic weekend away for two reasons. Driving all this way for one night and having to take another drive to the bed and breakfast a day later didn't make a lot of sense. The main reason they were making this almost a week-long holiday was Elaine. She had decided she needed to look after Hans, Clifton and Marikie for a week. Elaine had warned them getting the kids back after a week wasn't a certainty but they wouldn't get them back before.

“They're cleaning the chapel this weekend for some unknown reason.” Sanne said. “I hardly think it needs it since the last cleaning two weeks ago. Clifton has been the only one using it. Sometimes we join him to listen to the chanting. I wonder what the boy could do if he channeled.”

“There would be no end of possibilities.” I said. “Being so young though he will need a mentor in the flesh. We'll find somebody soon. Now what about you hooligans? How have you divided us up?”

“Charlotte is staying in my room.” Dylan said. “Bryce is staying here with me. Adam and Morgan are going to keep Morgan's folks up tonight and Amanda up tomorrow. I plan on enjoying Bryce when we're done enjoying you and Tim. Tomorrow morning one of us will enjoy you, Dad, while you enjoy two double teams. We haven't decided who yet. Consider it a surprise. I think that covers it. Did I miss anything?”

“Nope that's pretty much it.” Morgan said. “A good thing our newlyweds are such an obliging couple. I'm pretty certain we could work you in if you wanted Juliet.”

“No thank you.” Juliet said. “That time will come later and it will be with somebody else. Thank you, Rohan. Thank you, Tim. Lovely dinner Jocelyn. Thank you Eddie.”

That began the round of good nights and a general exodus. Once again I chose to have my nightly round of medicinal smoothie and tea downstairs. We shed our clothing and cuddled naked on the couch. Dylan was put in charge when he said he'd gladly kiss all of our asses for the privilege.

“Yes drinking tea while being rimmed by my son is definitely disrespectful Tim. Your point?” I said deliberately taking another sip of tea.

“Gods you are in fine form tonight.” Tim said laughing. “Next you'll be reading the comics while we fuck you.”

The other two had already had their ass kissed soundly so when Dylan finally stopped munching on mine we headed straight to the bedroom. Dylan told all of us to lubricate our cocks and asses except for Bryce. He would get his ass lubricated after he helped Dylan tuck the newlyweds into bed.

“Tim lie on your back in the middle of the bed and grab your legs just behind the knees.” Dylan instructed. “Pull them back to your chest. A little more. Now Dad if you'd be so good as to fill that exposed hole with cock for us I would be most grateful. That's perfect.”

“I agree.” Tim said.

“Hold still Dad while I fill your hole. Fuck I swear your ass gets tighter each day. I hope it's hereditary.” Dylan said slipping into me. “Bryce I think you know what's expected of you. Yes you get to fuck us all. Please don't do a Rohan on us. Hmm, that's perfect. Holy crap I should switch places with Dad so he can feel how it's done.”

“You'll feel my hand on your ass soon.” I threatened. “Harder Bryce we can barely feel it here.”

“Fuck Dad he'll split me in two if he goes harder.” Dylan protested. “Fine! I'll show you who's the wimp. Give it your all Bryce. Harder! Harder! Harder! Oh fucking hell I love it.”

“That was devious Scoundrel.” Tim said with a smile and a kiss.

“Oh, yes! Love it. Fucking hell! So good.” Dylan moaned in my ear. “Tim did the old coot set me up? Oh sweet Lord I've only been pounded this hard a couple of times. Fuck it's good.”

The bouncing and the jostling was perfect. I let myself be buffeted by the two lads behind me. Tim did his best to top from the bottom despite the confined space. I ground my hips against his hole in small circles between thrusts from behind. Feeling and hearing Dylan climax made me grin wickedly because I hadn't heard Bryce's cries of ecstasy. When Bryce slacked off I told him to keep going. There were three of us still to get off I reminded him.

“Dylan can take it. He's got no choice now.” I said.

“Fuck this is so hot.” Dylan said. “Go on Bryce fuck me back to life again. Oh gods Dad. Must you? Please relax your ass. Please. Please. Fine I'll blow you three times. Yes wherever the fuck you want. Phew!”

“Don't worry Dylan. Oh yes! Just a little more. Oh gods I love you guys.” Tim moaned. “Fuck, fuck, fuck it's too much. I have to cum! Stroke, Scoundrel! Faster! Yes! Aaargh! Fuck yes.”

“When you're done Bryce please get off us. Dylan you as well.” I said calmly keeping my cock dead still inside Tim's ass.

I was barely able to keep from cumming. The boys came around to lie on either side of us and see what I was up to. Slowly, very slowly I drew my cock back until half of it was out of Tim's ass. Then reaching down I jacked off.

“Fuck that's cold Scoundrel.” Tim said. “Choosing your hand over my ass to get off. Bastard.”

“That's my pet pervert all right.” Dylan said leaning in to kiss Tim.

While they kissed I climaxed. Silently I kept stroking until I had milked the last drop from my balls. Bryce knelt next to me and kissed me when I finished. He agreed with Tim that I was a bastard at times. He told me not to change a thing. Seems they found it very hot when I used them in this way. I found it hot to put them in their place but got Bryce to promise me a blowjob where and how I wanted to keep up my nefarious behavior.

“Dylan that's enough toying with my toy.” I said getting off the bed. “Time for the three of you to pamper my royal personage in the shower. Hop to it!”

They tried literally hopping to it but a few swats soon put an end to that. So easily distracted I told them with a sigh. They laughed when I said I'd get Tracy to remind me about naked hopping and swat practice. I smiled and pulled them close to me in the shower. Dylan declared such switches could only be the result of schizophrenia. He promised to give some thought to the possibility it could just be living in the moment. I promised to give some thought to spreading the soap over more than just his cute ass. We lingered but eventually got done. Bryce brought me up a nightcap while Dylan tucked us newlyweds in. Tim fell asleep before I finished my drink.

Morgan got to fill my ass the next morning while I double teamed the other four fucketeers in two batches. We were drying when Belinda knocked at the door and warned the boys they had three seconds to cover themselves. None of them bothered and calmly hugged and kissed her naked. She ordered me to turn around for a butt inspection. Then she kissed me good morning and left without a word. I told the fucketeers we'd better hurry and get dressed or somebody would take over breakfast. Alas somebody did beat us to it. Sophie and J arrived with breakfast casseroles to pop in the oven. They let the boys prepare the green smoothies. I got to figure out how I was going to make lasagna and still attend lunch at the orphanage. Patricia told me the lunch would only be an hour when I called her. The kids have classes to attend in the afternoon she reminded me.

“All I need to do this morning is the tiramisu.” I explained to my housekeeper when we finished breakfast. “I'll make the bread in the bread machines while I prepare the lasagna. No idea what else I'll do with my day. Bryce time for your first cooking lesson. We're making tiramisu.”

The boys chatted with Belinda about the inspection this morning. They went on the balcony to have their chat so they could also check on their plants. Sanne and Bram had joined us so they showed the boys how to check the plants were healthy. Patricia had invited the entire gang over for lunch. This way Bryce and Charlotte would get to meet the kids. Penelope gave a short thank you speech. Patricia's speech was simply instructions that it was okay for them to hug and kiss us in thanks. I told her to expect a pay increase for her dastardly actions. All this threat achieved was to get me kissed by her first. Despite my outward show of reluctance I allowed their sincere gratitude to fill me. Then I sealed the wonderful feeling inside of me with a mantra.

Bryce told me he was quite happy with just one cooking lesson a day. I placed him and the other fucketeers in charge of the bread. All they had to do was empty the contents of the glass bowls into each machine and turn it on. Then I reached within me to tap into the gratitude of the kids and let it flow into the meat sauce for the lasagna. My housekeepers went upstairs to pack our bags for our trip. Once again the other ladies stepped in when I had finished the meat sauce.

“Rohan, this is our last chance in a month to say thank you for all you do for us.” Abby said. “Belinda and Tim will hold your hands. Leslie has lots of questions. Tracy has taught Bryce how to mix your drinks. Off you go. Thank you, Rohan.”

I went and sat on the couch because I knew they wouldn't be denied. Besides it was my last evening with the gang and I wanted to make certain I thanked them for all they did for me. Leslie confirmed our travel plans. I told her we were picking up some warm clothing in London for our trip to Scotland. This time I wanted to collect the clothes from the stores so I could show the boys my favorite city. My housekeeper had spoken with Lawrence about what was waiting for us in London and would allow space in our bags for these items. Everything would be ready with just our toiletries to pack in the morning. I was glad to have a workout with Catherine. Lao had me scheduled for a session without sparring tomorrow afternoon. That was as much distracting of myself I could do and hoped my housekeeper would let me spend my free time cooking for the gang.

My housekeeper smiled when I told her I got banished from the kitchen and could she set up some cheese and crackers. I need to talk to all these loving folk before dinner I explained. Tim followed behind me to offer his thanks for all they had done to welcome him into the family. He sought comfort in Leslie's arms a few times as the emotions overwhelmed him but he kept on until he had thanked everybody. Juliet laughed when she discovered me giving my housekeeper a passionate thank you kiss on the balcony.

“Rohan you're needed in the playroom.” Juliet said when the kiss ended. “I had to take Tim upstairs to help him with the fall out from thanking everybody. You have five minutes.”

Tim needed a mere three minutes to pump his load down my throat. Then we hit the shower for literally another three minutes just to wash away the evidence of his tears.

“Come in Tracy. You can dry this miscreant while I dry myself.” I said placing Tim outside the shower.

“Don't thank me or we'll have to get Juliet up here again.” Tracy warned Tim with a smile. “We've had more practice than you so we'll save our tears until after the old coot and the rest of you have left. Nobody minds dinner being served a little later. The boys are enjoying the rare treat of crisps before dinner.”

“I'll crisp their butts if they don't leave room for salad.” I threatened.

“No you won't.” Tim said taking my hand and leading me downstairs. “You love them so much you'll most likely join in. I didn't see a salad on any of my trips to the kitchen.”

“I must have forgotten between the excitement at our trip and those hooligans kissing me at lunch.” I said.

“Fat chance you would forget a salad Boss.” Tracy said. “No I won't say a word either. I'm looking forward to their reaction as much as Tim.”

The boys grinned as I wormed my way between them and grabbed a bag of crisps. I held it out to Tim but swatted their hands when they reached for more. Tim shared his with them but I pretended not to notice. Leslie laughed at the absurdity while I just kept on eating without any reaction. My housekeeper told us we couldn't open another bag because dinner was on the table. The boys looked around with confused expressions on their faces.

“Okay what's up?” Adam asked. “Dad you let us overindulge in crisps and now we sit at a table without a salad. Do you really expect us to believe we get to eat lasagna, bread and tiramisu without a single raw green vegetable? Spinach in the meat sauce hardly counts.”

“Yes Dad I'd also like to know where you are hiding it.” Dylan said. “There really isn't a salad. We didn't have on with lunch yesterday either.”

“Thank you, Tracy, I feel better now.” Morgan said when she placed a single cherry tomato on each of their plates. “Sophie I would have had indigestion trying to figure out what Rohan was up to.”

“Nothing at all.” I said calmly. “Sometimes I just feel like a meal of meat and bread with desserts. Being naughty isn't just for kids.”

“Well I'm glad I we're being naughty.” Eddie said. “I've made more salads in the past week than in the rest of my life. Jocelyn any more good stuff and I might not survive. Speaking of good stuff today I did a gig, Mon. A business thing at the convention center. Tracy some champagne between dinner and dessert will be a splendid idea. You will let me pay for it won't you? I'm a rich man now.”

“Of course we'll let you buy the champagne.” Tracy said. “That's only polite. I'm sure you'll find the cost most affordable at 50 cents a bottle.”

“I didn't make that much, Tracy. This is a large group.” Eddie protested. “Jocelyn I hope you have $5 on you. I haven't had time to cash my check.”

“You can settle up another day.” Tracy said. “Yes a day other than today. That ought to make it even more affordable.”

“Good. I'll give you a thank you kiss when my plate is empty or somebody may steal my meal.” Eddie said. “Dylan I'd steal it from somebody else's plate. That's twice the churchman has served heavenly lasagna. The best part is he does all the hard praying and meditating and other whatnot for us. We just show up and enjoy the fruits of his labor, Mon. Gran was right when she said I needed more religion in my life.”

“All the spiritual whatnot is my being of service bit.” I said. “You'll be giving Jocelyn that check won't you? Good. I'm sure Frederick told her how to divide it.”

“Yes he did. I have a list of percentages.” Jocelyn said. “We're a little behind on some bills but Frederick called and chatted to them for us. I know exactly how to divide up the money. We might not have to eat baked beans for a week Eddie.”

“What a shame, Mon.” Eddie said causing us all to laugh.

“Tracy can I have another tomato, please?” Morgan asked. “I really want some more lasagna and bread. This garlic cheese bread is heavenly. Rohan I'd rather not take the chance and miss out on tiramisu if this is a test. Three tomatoes is a small price to hedge my bet.”

J helped Tracy with the champagne. We'd all eaten so much the break was good for us. I'd made dinner a little late and my housekeeper was insistent on us going to sleep at ten so I suggested dessert while we watched an animated movie. Brother Michael promised they'd stop in for breakfast and say goodbye. He told them Tracy had insisted they spend another night and have lasagna with everybody.

“No Dylan, that wasn't the only reason I chose to spend another night.” Brother Michael said calmly. “Let's keep this our little secret but I really enjoy fucking Tracy.”

“Maybe saying that loud enough for her to hear wasn't the smartest tactical decision you made.” Dylan said.

“Nonsense. I got so aroused when she scolded me the first time I've got to experience one with us naked.” Brother Michael said calmly. “Juliet has agreed to let me pay for Tracy's massage tomorrow.”

“What massage?” Tracy said grabbing Brother Michael's ear. “Good luck with that naked scolding. Now about that massage? Why will I need a massage?”

“The massage is so you can get out of bed in the morning without too much pain.” Brother Michael said calmly freeing his ear and tossing Tracy over his shoulder. “Yes I am carrying you like this to the car. Hold still while I thank our hosts for the lovely dinner. Save the squirming for later. There will be plenty of it.”

The boys took great delight in walking behind Brother Michael to kiss a blushing Tracy goodnight. She did not think much of the fact her face was at the perfect height for them to kiss. Her boss most definitely couldn't hold her in such a position for them when Brother Michael wasn't around. Tim handed Tracy a bottle of bourbon as she got carried out the apartment. She blew kisses at him all the way to the elevator.

“She's so lucky.” Abby said with a sigh.

“Dad, you and Tim have the upstairs.” Dylan said. “Bryce will be entertaining me on the couch again. Last night on the couch was so magnificent an encore is in order. This is our last night in the apartment for a month. I want the two of you to spend it together. Yes, we can do the naked medicine thing if you insist before we kiss goodnight.”

“I'm pretty certain you'll be up after ten Rohan.” my housekeeper said. “Get as close as you can. Dylan is right. The two of you need a special last night here. Don't make it too special or Juliet will have to make a house call here as well.”

“Since I'll be visiting Tracy and Brother Michael I might as well just head over here with them.” Juliet said. “Let me know if any of you boys want a massage. I won't get my hands on your cute bodies for a month. Rohan of course I have your card number. I charge you for the massages you get. What do you have in mind now?”

“Well I thought it might make Tracy feel better if her massage in the morning became a couples massage.” I said. “What do you think?”

“Great idea Rohan.” Belinda said.

“Can I tell him it is an order from his superior?” Juliet asked. “No, Stephen, I agree this order must come from Rohan. Don't worry Rohan I was only going to do a thirty minute massage on Tracy so I'll do the same for Brother Michael.”

“You do realize Brother Michael will be upset with you Rohan?” Stephen asked. “You will be sparring with him in the future.”

“That doesn't bother me.” I said. “The most important thing is my thought behind the gesture. Maybe Tracy won't welcome my interference. Brother Michael carried her out the apartment and told her she'd be getting a massage. This assertiveness might be what Tracy wants. My idea for the couples massage may backfire if it seems as if I am using my rank to bully her bully. Does that make any sense?”

“Good point Rohan.” my housekeeper said. “Tracy can earn Brother Michael's respect on her own. What if Juliet drew Brother Michael aside in the morning and asked if she understood he wanted a massage for them both? A couple's massage. No need for him to know you are billing Rohan a little more.”

“I think that would be better.” Leslie said. “Juliet can read body language like we read words on a page so leave the final decision to her.”

“Good save Rohan.” Juliet said. “I'll do that and let you know later how it works out. Now we'd better scoot so you can get to your naked medicine and making your last night here for a while special.”

Dylan stripped me while Bryce undressed Tim. I stood at the door of the kitchen groping Bryce while the other two prepared our medicine. Bryce agreed he found the sight very arousing and well I could see his reaction to the thought of his lustful workout with Dylan. We drank our smoothies while the tea cooled. I drained my tea in three long gulps. Dylan smiled when I told Tim not to linger over his tea. I winked at Dylan which caused his smile to get bigger.

“Whatever my pet pervert has in mind just go with it.” Dylan advised Tim as he kissed him good night. “You wouldn't believe me if I tried to explain it. Tomorrow morning will you treat Bryce to it before your workout? Thank you. Now go before I give it away by laughing.”

“You heard my son.” I said wrapping an arm around Tim's hips and draping him over my shoulder. I swatted his butt firmly while I kissed Bryce good night.

Walking at a very fast pace I led us into the playroom to collect a couple of toys. Making this a special memory didn't mean it had to take a lot of time. Tomorrow would be a busy day and the fucketeers needed their rest. I dropped Tim face-down on the bed and tied his forearms together behind his back. I tucked his legs beneath him and secured his ankles to his forearms. Rolling him over I looked down at his cock lying flat against his stomach. While Tim caught his breath I pulled his cock forward and secured an egg right where shaft met the head.

“I think some DP will make this a memorable night.” I declared holding up a slim vibrator.

“DP? Double penetration?” Tim asked. “I know my head is spinning but I only see one other person in the room, Scoundrel.”

“That's why I brought this with us.” I said sliding the vibrator inside him. “That's one. This is two.”

“Fucking hell! How can you stand that?” Tim said as my cock forced the vibrator against the inside walls of his bowels. “Holy crap! Please Scoundrel. Front or back but not both.”

“This is a memorable night so both it is.” I said holding the vibrator motionless in his ass while I fucked him.

Knees spread and tightly bound there was no escape for Tim. I pumped my cock inside him faster than he'd ever taken it. This might have been the hardest I'd drilled him as well. I put a little more force into the blows to make certain this the hardest. There was no room for restraint or caution in this sex so I turned the vibrators up to maximum. Tim bucked and squirmed so hard he lifted his ass and legs off the bed. I grabbed his hips and pulled him on to my thighs. Thrusting upward I shortened my reach in return for hitting that spot inside him. Tim's curses and cries of pleasure merged into one long litany. I fucked him. The vibrators tormented him. His bonds denied him relief. Turning a teen into a big puddle of sexual sensations was providing me with one momentous fuck.

While Tim's litany filled the room with sound I gritted my teeth to maintain my silence. I slipped within myself to add to the impersonal nature of my contribution. Cock pressing the sweet spot. Hands holding ass in place. Hips driving cock in and out of a clenching ass. Sweat glistened on my body while I watched the expressions running over Tim's face. All that mattered was making this an experience he would remember for a very, very long time.

Letting thoughts of the many orgasms we'd shared fill my mind I let my orgasm rise up within me as quickly as I could. I didn't want to linger in the slightest. This was all about getting off as explosively as possible. My explosion was memorable. Judging by the way Tim's body contorted his was no less mind-blowing. Some of his muscles twitched reflexively while I licked him clean and untied him at the same time. Massaging the circulation back into his limbs would have wasted precious time so I carried him to the shower.

“Scoundrel, please stop. I can't take any more.” Tim begged.

“Then you shouldn't wave this lovely hard cock in my face.” I said sliding it into my mouth.

“How the fuck did I get hard so quickly.” Tim groaned. “Sweet Lord. Please make it quick, Scoundrel.”

Laying the vibrator across his balls made it very quick. The second ending was no less spectacular than the first. His lovely cock spat the cum forcibly into my mouth. I hollowed my cheeks and gulped it down greedily. While I was still swallowing the last stream of his cum I dragged him out the shower.

“Where to now?” Tim asked as I slung him over my shoulder and headed away from the bedroom. “Won't we be intruding?”

“Yes.” I said calmly. “Don't mind us. I'm just getting us a nightcap. Remember bedtime was ten minutes ago so pick up the pace Bryce.”

“Fucking hell, Dylan. My head is still spinning.” Tim said. “Fucked and sucked and I don't think he's finished.”

“Looking at my monster's arousal you'll be getting one more load tonight.” Dylan said from beneath Bryce. “Now can we have a little privacy?”

“No. I'm enjoying the very hot sight of Bryce's ass as he fucks my son.” I said calmly. “Fine I'll go feed Tim another load but that's four blowjobs in total you owe me.”

I jerked off while we drank our nightcap. Holding myself right on the brink for the last few sips I waited. When Tim rolled towards me after setting his glass down I pinned him beneath me. A few more strokes to make certain I was teetering on the edge,

“Open wide.” I instructed stroking my cock a little quicker and enjoying the rush of cum up my shaft.

“Bastard!” Tim managed before I pumped cum into his open mouth.

“Good boy.” I said patting his head as he swallowed the last of my cum. “I think I'll keep you around for another week.”

“Be still my beating fucking heart.” Tim said smiling up at me. “Kiss me good night, Scoundrel. That was fucking memorable. Pun intended. I'm going to sleep but I hear the shower going if you're still up for some dallying.”

Tim laughed and burrowed beneath the covers as I hopped off the bed and rushed to the bathroom. I buried my face in the first ass I got my hands on. Dylan laughed as Bryce shouted in surprise. I kept my face pressed between those cheeks until Dylan freed him by fucking me. Bryce turned around in a very obvious state of arousal so I sucked him – hard! I dried them and carried them down to the couch. When they were tucked beneath the sheet I kissed them good night before returning to the bedroom. Dylan laughed when I stopped to grab another drink.

“What the hell!” a startled Tim exclaimed the next morning as Bryce's body thudded into the bed next to him.

“My thoughts exactly.” Bryce said.

Dylan watched from the door as I secured Bryce's wrists and ankles to a spreader bar. He looked fucking hot and very exposed with his feet and hands raised toward the ceiling. I shuffled into place behind him and fucked him. No kissing. No fondling. No forewarning. Tied and fucked in a matter of minutes. I blew Dylan. I rimmed Dylan to get him hard again. I watched him fuck Bryce. I watched Tim fuck Bryce. I watched Morgan fuck Bryce. I watched Adam fuck Bryce. I ate cum from Bryce's ass. I fucked his cum filled ass a second time.

“Well it's time for my shower.” I said stepping away from the bed.

The other fucketeers took pity on Bryce and freed him. Bryce swung his arm in a big arc with my ass at the end of the swing. Pressing me against the shower wall with his left hand between my shoulders Bryce landed a good fifteen forceful blows before his hand hurt too much to continue.

“No Dylan I don't want you to fetch a tawes.” Bryce said. “I wanted to know what it felt like to spank somebody and Rohan sure as fuck deserved it.”

“Amen!” Tim said kissing Bryce. “May I blow you? Thank you.”

The other three of us washed and watched Tim lovingly blew Bryce. I lifted the boys out of the shower and carried them still wet to the bedroom. They didn't need to ask why we were drying in the bedroom. I dried and dressed as quickly as I could. The boys helped me pull the bed straight and light a few candles. Then we rushed downstairs to intercept Tracy.

“Bryce and Tim will be having breakfast in bed.” I said. “Catherine do you mind if we switch the time for our workouts? Thank you. I'll let Tim know to come to the gym.”

“I'll give him a lift.” J said. “Rohan I took today off. Sounds like you have had non-stop fun since we left last night.”

“He's about to have some more fun.” Dylan said glancing meaningfully at the stairs.

“Was there anything about my note you didn't understand?” I asked lifting Tim and Bryce off the ground. “I thought breakfast in bed coupled with candles and a freshly made bed would be enough of a hint.”

“You meant it? Oh, my Love, you are the sweetest scoundrel and bastard on Earth.” Tim said. “Bryce would you like to join me for breakfast in bed? I warn you I plan on making you the first course of my breakfast.”

“I'll gladly be your first course any time you want.” Bryce said kissing Tim. “Rohan when you set us down upstairs I will give you a kiss. Don't rush getting breakfast to us.”

On the way up I told Tim about the change in workout times and venue. Tim told me he planned on relaxing and enjoying his time with Bryce. I was surprised to see tears in his eyes when he kissed me. Bryce kissed me equally tenderly and thanked me.

“What are you scallywags doing purloining my skillets?” I asked swatting the three butts in front of my range. “We'll need to caramelize some onions. No stay there while I chop the onions. Yes I'll make some biscuits. I'm sure there's some buttermilk around here. There we go. Thank you for the Irish coffee Juliet. Where's Tracy?”

“Holding hands with Brother Michael on the balcony.” Juliet said. “Your revised plan worked very well Rohan. That is one happy couple out there.”

“Bryce and Tim are enjoying some quality alone time together Charlotte.” I said. “I realized Tim brought Bryce into our lives but hadn't gotten to spend any time with him. Why don't the rest of you guys put your heads together and set up a date for them while I am with Lao this afternoon? Leslie I love caramelized onions. Don't worry I'll chop some more.”

“That's plenty even with your appetite.” Leslie said with a smile. “Refocus Rohan. We need you back with us before your workout. Let me take over while you go to the playroom and do some grounding. Drink a cup or two of tea while you're there. We've got this now.”

Abby smiled when I returned and told me it was very cute that I was way more excited than the boys about the trip. The loving couple upstairs were going out on a movie date this afternoon. J had purchased the tickets and printed them out. They would be placed on the tray we took up to them. When Tracy asked if she could help with anything I asked if she'd make me a mimosa or two. Tracy told me because I had been so sweet to them she'd gladly treat me to a mimosa or three. J cleverly sent Tim a text saying to let us know when they were ready for breakfast. We'd given them a good forty-minutes so the response was immediate. J laughed when I placed a three small bowls of whipped cream, chocolate sauce and fresh blackberries on the tray. Leslie assured me it wasn't too subtle a hint. No need for a diagram Abby added. J returned to say judging by Bryce's blush they got the idea. The two kisses were for the movie date J told me when he'd delivered their thanks.

During breakfast I asked Charlotte what her plans were for the day. She told me because of their chat the other night with Patricia today was open. The three scurvy knaves invited her to join them on a walk they were taking with their moms. Sophie insisted she join them for lunch after the walk as well. Amanda said dinner would be our farewell meal and lunch was wherever you wanted to have it. I would be having it here with my housekeepers I declared. My housekeepers decided on pizza for lunch. Dinner would be steaks provided by Ivan. He was finishing early so I'd have time for them to marinade.

The horny imps upstairs asked us to leave their second mimosa at the door. They were enjoying their fresh fruit. Sophie promised they'd all be back for an early dinner. Dr. Deidre said she'd spend her day here at the apartment. Sanne and Bram were heading to the bed and breakfast because Paul and Philip had today off. The Order members all left after breakfast. Juliet had some clients but would join us at four. Catherine led me away for my workout.

Bryce told me he had come to offer Tim support because he had heard how brutal Catherine's workouts could be. One of the gym members didn't help by saying just surviving was a miracle. I promised them Tim would be fine. He'd survived some of her workouts at the apartment. I'd also made a massage appointment with Juliet for him. Tim had no qualms kissing me thank you in front of everybody. Bryce promised to remind Tim to use his inner smile meditation when he started to get tense. Then Tracy was dragging me off for my massage. Our cab driver told us it would be no trouble at all to go back in about an hour to collect Tim. He was due a break in a bit and would be waiting outside the gym. Tracy sent Bryce a text and showed our cab driver a picture of Tim. She told him even if such a large tip wasn't necessary it was what she wanted to do.

I took a quick shower and hopped on the massage table. Juliet asked why I was blushing when I entered the room. I'd forgotten to put on a robe on my way from the shower and a lady had asked if my bruised butt was Juliet's work. Tracy and Juliet laughed. Juliet told me it was my fault for parading around a healing center naked. I switched the topic to her plant. She told me it was thriving. Sanne had given her some tips on caring for it and where to place it in her home. Then we were silent as Juliet made this a longer massage because it would be my last for some time.

“Tim asks if you have a wheelchair.” I said with a smile as we were leaving. “He's convinced he will be the fittest corpse in the cemetery soon.”

“Tell him nothing improves my day like having a cute young man crawling towards me.” Juliet said with a grin.

“He says you're spending too much time with a certain unholy holy man.” I reported. “Have fun. We'd better dash before he arrives unless you'd like me to stay and carry him in.”

“I can manage.” Juliet said. “Besides he made it to the cab. Go make some pizza. Please save me a slice or two. Thanks.”

We made a clean getaway. Tim and Bryce stopped for some pizza and a beer on their way to the movie. Apart from the torturous workout Tim told me he was having a blast spending all this time with Bryce. He had to sit in my lap so I could feed him his last two pieces of pizza. Even the weight of a slice of pizza had become too much. Tracy told me if anybody ought to understand the impact of a Catherine workout it was me. I enjoyed the thank you kisses from Tim as much as he enjoyed the pizza.

“Sorry my Love no time for even the quickest of quickies. Must dash!” Tim said dragging a startled Bryce out the door. “Come on Bryce we have movies and milkshakes to enjoy.”

Leslie had brought over the steaks so I got a spice rub on them before heading to Lao. Dr. Deidre promised to take them out the fridge in two hours. Tracy told me if my session with Lao was nice and quiet she'd be able to catch up on her studies. Tracy got plenty of studying done. Lao closely monitored my chi as I practiced the inner smile meditation. He had me do a few exercises first to get my blood pumping. Then he had me sit and meditate. Lao had Tracy switch off her laptop before I ran through the mantras. Once again he closely monitored my chi with each mantra. I thanked him and promised I'd keep the boys at their Tai Chi exercises. Lao told me I could share the two maṇḍala sequences with them. I stopped in at the restaurant to say goodbye to Lao's mom. She sent us off with our favorite treats.

Dylan promised to collect Tim and Bryce from the milkshake bar on their way up. Adam was telling Tim he owed them a big thank you for getting him back to the apartment.

“Yes Beloved you do owe them big time.” I said from inside the kitchen. “The boys talk about a spanking even they don't want. Now consider that isn't the worst part of what would have happened if I'd had to fetch you.”

“Don't ask. You don't want even a glimpse.” Juliet said when Tim was about to say something. “Far, far worse than what I dished out. You're right Tim I'm not talking about the spanking he'd give you. Try to imagine how you'd feel if you pushed Rohan into dishing out a punishment spanking and then watched him endure nightmares for several days. Throughout it all he'd continue to love you just as much and be worried about the effect the nightmares were having on you. Is that enough of a glimpse for you?”

“You three boys better get upstairs quick.” Tim said quietly. “I do owe you big time so lay out your favorite paddle and assume your favorite position. I'll be right up once I've kissed the cook. I also have to kiss Juliet thank you unless she'd like to join the boys.”

“I'll take a kiss, thank you.” Juliet said with a laugh.

“Juliet you do realize if it came to that sort of punishment it would be Rohan's fault entirely.” Tim said while hugging and kissing me.

“I have to ask.” Juliet said. “Why would it be Rohan's fault?”

“He treats us like adults so when we act as the teens we are it surprises us.” Tim said. “We actually feel as bad as a parent.”

“Speak to Leslie about it one day.” Juliet said kissing him. “Now go spank those scurvy knaves. Don't forget to shower. Yes you most definitely must.”

Nobody offered to take over any part of this meal. Emily said she'd just received a text from Ken asking for the name of a good restaurant to grab dinner before the flight. Belissimo, B's or if they don't mind a crowd they can join us I told her. She called Ken and told them it wouldn't be any imposition at all if they joined us. The conversation at dinner was a little subdued but we all enjoyed our meal together. There was just the natural sadness at the thought of being away for a long time.

“We usually say our goodbyes here Susan.” I said after dinner. “You are welcome to come to the airport if you want but I usually arrive at the last-minute and have to rush through the gates. This also keeps our group to a minimum.”

“That also gives us a chance for a little medicine to ease the pain.” Tracy said. “No you can't check in to a hotel. We'll find you a place to spend the night. That will give us more time to chat in the morning.”

“I have a spare room and I'm just across the street.” Dr. Deidre said. “We'll weave our way over later. I suggest we get your bags moved over when we go downstairs to see them off. Easier to maneuver luggage when you're sober.”

“Then we'll say our goodbye on the balcony.” Ken said. “Come on Terrence.”

“What are you two imps doing standing here?” I said to Bryce and Tim. “Go upstairs and say goodbye. I'm kissing Bryce goodbye right here among all these people.”

“I think the difference is we had our clothes on.” Bryce said. “That's why he's being so sweet.”

“You could be on to something.” Tim said as they headed up the stairs. “Further experimentation needed.”

“Bryce can tell you all about it if he wants, Simone.” I said. “No need to kiss me.”

Sophie asked me not to let her son spend too much time in milkshake bars. Susan and Terrence thanked Emily for seeing Terrence safely to the chapter house. I let them know because they were helping flood victims they'd be met by a government official and a monk. Beatka had promised they would have no trouble getting through customs but having somebody on hand to interpret wouldn't hurt. I got kissed by Susan for a third time for all the help I was giving Terrence. Leslie grinned when she shot down my “I'm not doing anything” speech. She told Susan I tried to use that speech several times a year to get out of kisses. Susan gave me a fourth. My housekeeper promised to keep an eye on Tracy for me and make certain she kept up on her lessons with Lao.

This time I didn't get to kiss Bryce goodbye. The imp stepped up in front of everybody and kissed me passionately. Everybody applauded when he took my ass in both hands during the kiss and squeezed hard. He kept a hand on my ass all the way down to the car. Juliet and J were our appointed chauffeurs. Emily and Terrence were lucky to have a flight that departed an hour after our flight. They watched as we hurried to catch our flight.

“Good thing Catherine has got us so fit.” Tim said as we landed breathless in our seats. “And that business class serves drinks.”

“Good night my Love.” I said soon after take off. “No I'm not ill just a little melancholy. I'll swop seats with one of the boys if you'd like company.”

“That's okay I'm missing Bryce and waking up close to Blighty will raise my spirits.” Tim said. “Good night boys. Us old fogies are going to sleep.”

The sweet boys got up and walked around to kiss us goodnight. I had to smile at their excitement. The flight attendant thought I was joking when I told her if she wanted the boys to behave all she had to do was promise to spank them. Tim backed me up. Morgan offered to let her spank him so she could see how well it worked. She gave him a kiss instead. The other two had to get their kisses. They decided this was the best airline and asked if she would share her schedule with us for future trip planning.

“No you boys can't stand at the door and kiss all the passengers as they leave Adam.” I said as we were getting off the plane. “Ask her not me if she'd like a goodbye kiss.”

The boys felt better when two other flight attendants agreed to goodbye kisses. They laughed when Dylan asked me about the protocol of kissing the captain. I hurried him off the plane before we got into trouble. They knew it was okay to kiss Christopher and Garth. Our late breakfast could only be at The Queen's Lancer. I wanted to drop off our bags so we took a couple of taxis. The boys stared wide-eyed at the passing scenery as we headed into town. They thought the bed and breakfast was great. Leanne, the receptionist, told us she couldn't deny any sweet, handsome boys who were so polite a kiss. I asked her to let me know if she ever found any so I could arrange a trade.

“Dad's just grouchy because they served such a small breakfast on the plane.” Dylan explained. “He'll feel better after he's eaten enough for three people.”

“Huh, if they tripled it in size it would be a small breakfast.” I said. “The flight attendant wouldn't let me snack on Tim or the boys even though I promised to gag them.”

“Amazing that they get any repeat business.” Leanne said with a smile.

“Miraculous.” I declared. “Get moving you scurvy knaves. We are on a time schedule here not a time warp.”

There really was no point in unpacking for one night so we just set the bags down in our rooms and headed out again. This time I let the boys experience the Underground. Tim sighed blissfully as the familiar landmarks came into sight. He was a great tour guide. Pretty cute as well Garth agreed with a smile. Christopher told me they were buying us breakfast because I had been brave enough to marry Tim. A good thing for them Tim was too distracted pointing sights out to the boys or they might have regretted that statement. A passerby kindly took a picture of all of us in front of The Queen's Lancer and agreed to let me buy him a pint. I grabbed a pint for him from Bernard while the boys mobbed Betty. Sadly Bernard didn't heed my advice to stay behind the bar and strode into a similar mugging his daughter had endured. He took it very well.

“Can't believe you went and got married.” Betty said holding Tim at arm's length and looking him up and down. “Rohan we've known each other for many years. I used to tutor him. Now I work for his husband. What a small world.”

“Let me know if the working conditions need improving.” Tim said. “I'm sure a kiss or two will get things turned around.”

“Tim if the working conditions are bad it's my fault.” Betty said. “I'm the boss here. Yes Dylan we'll get a snack ready for Rohan before he falls over.”

“He's in a really grouchy mood because he's had no breakfast to speak of or his usual early morning sex.” Adam said calmly.

“We can help him with breakfast.” Betty said with a smile. “We've been this busy since the first morning we started serving breakfast. I thought it was a daft idea when Rohan first mentioned it but it brings in half our monthly sales. A lot of people have breakfast and return for dinner after work once they've tasted the food. Your dad worked miracles in the kitchen as well.”

“All I did was give the chef permission to buy the best ingredients and cook what he wanted.” I said. “We won't disturb the flow of the kitchen but if Brian could join us for a few minutes that would be great. Oh, he's on his smoke break out back. We'll go find him. Thank you, Betty.”

Tim kissed Bernard when he handed us a plate with a couple of Scotch eggs on it. Brian shook the boys hands when I introduced them. He told Tim married life obviously agreed with him. Business had increased so much Petersen had hired two more chefs. Sam helped by coming in a little early and preparing pasties or shepherd's pie for them. Brian thanked Adam for his profit-sharing scheme.

“Adam it's working so well I had to get a girlfriend to help me spend the extra cash.” Brian said with a smile. “You're right the sex isn't too bad either. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back before Marcus mangles all the orders. Rohan he's brilliant in the kitchen now that Petersen knocked off a few rough edges and put the fear of god into him but I could hardly let him know that could I?”

Betty told Tim it was pure coincidence they had his favorite beer on tap. Tim might have believed her if she hadn't looked meaningfully in my direction when she said that. The boys squealed as two handsome guys in their late twenties sneaked up from behind and kissed them. They responded quickly by getting in a kiss of their own.

“Meet Charles and Collin our other bartenders.” Betty said. “They're a couple who insist on working together for the wages of one employee. No, Rohan, I'm not happy about it but they won't accept any more pay.”

“I think that will have to change.” I said. “Are there any spare chairs we can pull up for a breakfast meeting?”

“We have an area we keep closed off that has larger tables.” Betty said. “Rohan we haven't been able to decide if opening it would make it too large and lose the homely feel we have. People like meeting the staff and if we got too big we'd lose contact with our guests.”

“Keep it the way it is and save the other area for business lunches or weddings.” I said. “Let's move our things down there and you'll have another table. Tell Marcus if he keeps serving food this good I might decide I need a second husband.”

“Why would I be upset?” Tim asked Betty. “I agree with Rohan. Married life has taught me good cooks tend to taste as good as the food they serve.”

The boys gave Tim a high-five for making me blush. Betty reminded me it was against the health code to spank bare butts where people were eating. She promised to see about having that regulation changed at the next council meeting. Matilda the other waitress told Betty things had quietened down enough for her to look after the guests while we chatted for a few minutes.

“All I'm going to do is put a proposal forward.” I said. “Charles and Collin can think about it and let Betty know if they want to take us up on it or continue the way things are. The first thing I want to know from Betty is if the other staff are in agreement that we should pay both Charles and Collin. This will impact the profits and their earnings.”

“Everybody else feels the same as I do.” Betty said. “They both do the work and should both be paid. We get a lot of business because with two bartenders everybody gets their drinks faster. The extra business is more than enough to justify the second paycheck.”

“We might want to consider making two bartenders standard for that reason.” I said. “Your call, Betty. Tell me Charles and Collin is there a local charity you support?”

“Twice a week we volunteer at a shelter for gay youths.” Collin said. “They are just three blocks from here. We also bake and make small donations to cover repairs and maintenance.”

“Wonderful.” I said. “So how much more or less have you made since you started working here? Excluding tips. About a thousand pounds. What I want you to consider is how much extra baking, repair projects and other stuff the shelter could enjoy if you had this extra cash to spend. That's all. Think about it and then let Betty know your decision.”

“I have the money in the safe.” Betty said. “Every time I paid you I set aside the equivalent. I kept hoping we'd talk you into changing your mind.”

“Does a company get a tax break for donating to this shelter?” Morgan asked. “I know there is personal tax and other deductions on a salary but if The Queen's Lancer was to give this thousand directly to the shelter everybody would benefit. Could that be a compromise? You guys could arrange with the head of the shelter to use a percentage to buy baking ingredients. I'm sure they'd work with you. The tax savings will ultimately increase the profits so the others won't lose on their bonuses.”

“I think that's a perfect solution.” Charles said. “What do you think Collin? Agreed. Betty we'll take that pay packet down to them and bring you a receipt. That's if you agree.”

“Let me just get the okay from Brian and Bernard but I think it's a formality.” Betty said.

“Well if you guys insist on thanking me you can give me a kiss and buy me another half-pint.” Morgan said. “My future father-in-law doesn't mind me getting a little tipsy. He's learned it rhymes with horny. Rohan are you blushing again?”

“Don't worry, Rohan, we have to leave for the game in an hour.” Christopher said.

Charles and Collin returned with a bouquet of flowers for Betty. The head of the shelter had insisted when she heard of the arrangement. She'd also bought our bartenders a bouquet. I told Morgan he was going across my knee with Tim for a bedtime spanking later. Charles laughed when Morgan thanked me. There was a dart board in the private area so we played a few rounds. We said goodbye to everybody fifty-minutes later and headed off to see Tottenham playing Liverpool. We all wore our Tottenham colors that Christopher had bought us. He took us on the Underground and we ended up on a train with other supporters. The boys were soon joining in the singing.

“A few half-pints with a half-pint too much inside of them” Christopher said with a smile.

“Do them good to get the full soccer experience.” I said. “They're holding up well.”

We followed the crowd of supporters off the train and up the stairs to the stadium. The boys approached a group of three girls and asked how many kisses they'd charge to take our picture in front of the stadium. I laughed as they settled up until Tim told me it was time for me to settle my share of the bill. After we'd had our picture taken I noticed Dylan kept glancing at a man with two young kids. The man kept approaching people with tickets for sale and left shaking his head.

“Yes, there's more than enough room for the three of them.” I heard Christopher telling Dylan a few minutes later. “Well spotted and thank you for checking.”

“Keep that for another time.” Garth said when the boys' dad when he offered to pay something for watching the game with us. “I agree the price those scalpers ask for their tickets outside the stadium is extortion.”

“Excuse me, Sir, may I buy you and your sons some ice-cream?” Morgan asked as we headed into the stadium.

“I'm sorry I'm not used to somebody calling me sir.” Liam said. “I'm Liam, this is Michael and that's Stan. We should buy you ice-cream.”

“Our accountant told us this can go as an entertainment expense so you'd be helping me out.” Morgan insisted. “Thank you, Liam. I've just arrived in London so why don't you give me a hand choosing some good ice-cream.”

The boys came back with ice-cream for the rest of us as well. Michael and Stephen said their friends wouldn't believe they had watched the game in a suite. Tim took some pictures as proof with the game behind them and included the date and time stamp. Tottenham won 2-1. When I suggested we all go out for dinner to celebrate Liam said his wife was waiting for them. The boys asked Liam if they could have a little fun with her. He agreed when he heard their plan.

“Hello Frances, my names Dylan and I was wondering if you'd do me the honor of having dinner with me tonight?” Dylan said when he called. “My brother Adam is gay so he asked Liam if he'd like to go out with him. Being a very good husband Liam didn't want you left out. Sure you can chat to Liam but first I'd like to know what your favorite restaurant is so my dad can book us a table.”

“Love, it's a long story and quite unbelievable.” Liam said. “We got to watch the game in a suite. Didn't cost us a single penny. I couldn't even buy a round of drinks. The boys are new to London. A pub is fine judging by their nods. Good nosh though or their dad will commandeer the kitchen. The last time a pub served him bad food he bought it. The pub that is. Yes, he's the new owner of The Queen's Lancer where Susie's little one works. Rohan says to take a cab and we'll meet you there in time to pay the cabbie. Dylan you have a date.”

“I don't suppose I have time to stop at a barber's shop for a shave.” Dylan said with a sigh. Stan and Michael laughed.

“Mom won't mind.” Stan said.

We had fun rushing to make it to the pub in time to pay the cabbie. We ended up calling Frances who let us speak to the cab driver as we approached from the Underground station. While I settled up I asked if he ever came to this pub. He suggested a brew he enjoyed and I promised to pay for a couple for him to enjoy on his time off. Stan and Michael couldn't wait to tell their mom all about their afternoon. Garth told her it was no trouble at all and it didn't cost us any extra. Dylan simply said he'd known enough sadness as a kid that when he saw it in others he instinctively tried to help.

Liam asked me if the boys really did have their own accountant. I smiled and told him a bit about their businesses. The boys were happy to share more details. Tim and I headed off to play a game of darts. I remembered my promise to the cab driver and asked a waitress how I should go about paying for a few pints. She suggested three pints as a fair number and told me they all knew the taxi driver, Warren, so it wouldn't be a problem. I paid in cash so the tip could be given to whoever served him.

“Do I get a kiss if I double the tip?” Tim asked. Our waitress told him I'd already settled that bill and kissed him. “I suppose you'll want a kiss later, my Love, for buying me one.”

“No. I'll want a kiss from you later because you're cute.” I said calmly. “Right after your thank you spanking with Morgan.”

Our waitress laughed as she headed off. Dylan teased us about kissing the waitresses the moment he left us on our own. Liam told us we had to try the fish and chips. Stan told me I'd ordered two extra helpings. I told him keeping these four hooligans in check worked up a monstrous appetite. Besides his dad assured me this was the best fish and chips in London. Next to The Queen's Lancer of course Frances added.

“No, really I have to eat all this food because I'm on a diet.” I explained to our waitress who asked me where I was planning on putting all this food. “Liam tells me it's the best so I might not mind too much.”

My beer went untouched while I set about my fish and chips. Stan and Michael were looking at me with big eyes when I lifted my head from my third plate. I swatted Tim's hand as he reached to steal my last chip. I broke it in half and shared it with him. Dylan sighed and asked Liam if he'd ever seen anything sweeter. Liam and Frances just laughed.

“Where's our waitress?” I asked. “Any suggestions for dessert?”

“Bread and butter pudding with ice-cream.” Liam said immediately.

“Dad always orders that for dessert.” Michael said.

“No we're not one serving short.” I explained to our waitress. “I only get two helpings of dessert. For some reason people who make up these diets tend to have something against dessert. Three servings of dessert and two servings of the main course would be a vast improvement. I'd have argued the point more if I hadn't been recovering from my last spanking and didn't want to push my luck. Well I could hardly spank these hooligans if I didn't get spanked. Fair is fair.”

“Please don't go giving our two hooligans ideas.” Liam said.

Liam and Frances told me there was no need to apologize for making it an early night. Their kids were already an hour past their bedtime. Stan and Michael thanked us for a wonderful day and dinner. Frances made Dylan promise he'd take her out for another date when we returned to London because she'd had a really lovely time. Tim promised to email Stan the pictures of them at the football game. Our waitress took a picture of us together. I let Stan know the boys would love to visit them but we'd be away for a few weeks.

Garth suggested they join him and some of the sick kids for the next home game in two weeks. Christopher said they were always looking for helpers when they brought sick kids to the game and wondered if the three of them might like to help. The boys figured out the advantages in an instant. Liam was happy to agree and quickly gave Christopher his cellphone number. We knew how much it had cost for Frances to join us so I paid the cab fare for them before we left. Christopher said our bed and breakfast was a short ride on the Underground so we said our goodbyes outside the pub.

Tim agreed London was lovely by night so we took a short walk around the neighborhood. Then we said goodnight to our hosts and headed off to our rooms. Adam and Dylan had Tim and Morgan bend forward with their hands on the bed while they lubed their tight holes. I had to pull them off when the lubricating ended and some rimming began.

“You kiss them better after the spanking.” I said. “Here's how this will play out. I will thrash these two lovely asses. Then Dylan will fuck Tim while I fuck Morgan. Adam will place himself between Morgan and Tim so Tim can suck his cock and Morgan can eat his ass. You can raise any objections at breakfast. Adam please hand me the paddle.”

“Oh, gods Rohan you've corrupted me.” Morgan said as the paddle landed across their butts. “I'm starting to crave this.”

“That's my betrothed.” Adam said leaning in from the side to kiss Morgan. “I knew you'd come around.”

Dylan leaned in from the other side to kiss Tim. What a truly amazing sight the four of them made. Watching the paddle strike them as the stood bent forward was causing my cock to twitch and throb with each blow. The muffled sounds of their pain when I picked up the pace made me even hornier. Fuck I didn't know I could get so aroused. In a few minutes I wouldn't be able to resist grabbing Morgan's tiny ass and plunging into his hot depths. The kissing wasn't planned but it did add to the eroticism of the moment.

Fucking hell but I love these boys I thought and with that thought my body relaxed. I swung the paddle more freely. Both boys jerked up and cried out at the fresh sting.

“Kiss those scurvy knaves boys. Kiss them hard enough to keep them in place.” I commanded. “Dad's having some fun. Yes at your expense. Don't worry this won't hurt me a bit.”

“Oh well that's all right then.” Tim said. Moving his ass in a circle.

“I love you guys so much.” I said bringing the paddle down a little harder. “I love spanking your ass. I love fucking your ass.”

“Any ouch! fucking chance of moving on to the fucking?” Morgan asked. “About seven ow! strokes ago. Yes Rohan I want you to fuck my ass. Now. Please? Holy crap that smarts! I'll fuck yours in the morning. I promise. Please.”

“Six more. Count them.” I ordered. “Good now get up closer to the pillows with your asses up. Adam you know where I want you.”

I walked over to the drinks area and picked up two glasses. I placed the glasses between the two spanked boys and mounted Morgan without a word. The boy's body was shaking a little from the silent sobs. Sobs made even more silent with his mouth pressed against Adam's hole. Grabbing his hips I fucked Morgan steadily. There were no words or tender touches or reassurance. I fucked him and Dylan fucked Tim.

“Let me know when you're close Dylan.” I said a few minutes later. “I'm waiting on you.”

“Scoundrel how did you beat me to that point?” Dylan asked.

“He didn't beat you. He beat us.” Morgan said. “And I'm right there with him.”

“Almost.” Dylan said picking up his pace. “Ready, Dad. Yes more than fucking ready. Good choice in husband. What a fucking tight ass.”

Dylan watched as I grabbed a glass and held it around the head of Morgan's cock. When I started stroking Morgan's cock he quickly grab the other glass. We jacked off our lovers into the glass. I barely managed to hold back my orgasm until I felt the inner sensations of Morgan cumming. When our orgasms I turned towards Dylan and kissed him passionately. I had to bend forward so Dylan could keep his glass in place while he milked the last few drops of cum from Tim. Adam watched as we touched glasses and knocked back the cum. That did him in. I was running my finger around my glass to get the last few drops out while I watched Adam climax.

“May we have our asses back now?” Tim asked. “What do you mean five kisses, Scoundrel? Nothing less than eight.”

“Ten.” Dylan countered.

“Done at fifteen.” Morgan said. “Fuck I'm beat in at least three ways. Rohan it's nice of you to carry me to the shower but must I be slung over your shoulder?”

“Yes you must.” I said with my hand resting on his throbbing cheeks. “This allows me to fondle your ass. Get a move on your lecherous laggards. Dylan and Tim you will wash the two of us. Adam wait outside the shower so you can dry us.”

I had Adam powder us as well because Morgan deserved a little pampering. I snuggled with Morgan until the other three finished showering. Then Morgan shifted over to the other bed to snuggle between my sons. Tim let me know he liked the flashes of the bastard within me.

“The other fucketeers love it as well but we're keeping that a secret from you.” Tim whispered loudly enough for the others to hear.

“Dad we're going to need a little alone time with Tim in the near future.” Dylan said from the other bed. “Once he's healed from this spanking. Friday morning will be lovely. Adam find out from Bryce what time he can join us online to watch how we bring wayward fucketeers back into line.”

“You knew this would happen when you whispered so loudly.” I said.

“I'd hoped.” Tim said. “Promise you won't tell the other three over there.”

“I promise.” I said. “Now please turn off the bedside lamp Adam. Good night boys.”

“Good night Scoundrel.” they all responded.