The Pervert And The Virgin – Part Fifty-Five

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“Rohan you know I have nothing to do this morning.” Joseph said over breakfast.

“Then would you like to give me a hand transforming the leftover desserts for the kids?” I asked. “My housekeeper insists on packing my bags so I'm at a loose end. We're leaving so there will be nobody here to finish the desserts and leftover curries.”

“Oh my I'd love to cook with you Rohan.” Joseph said. “How sweet to make something for the little ones.”

“I know you're excited but finish you breakfast first.” Dr. Deidre said grabbing hold of Joseph's arm. “You really are as bad as Rohan. He left a shower without his robe on recently.”

“Sharing your natural splendor all over the world are you Rohan?” Innogen asked. “I'll get the details from Dr. Deidre. Right now it's good for me to stay close to a doc.”

“Tim take somebody with you to the co-op and get these ingredients for us please.” I said handing him a list and the car keys. “We don't have time to wait. You'll be fine.”

Tim returned with Adam and the groceries all safe and sound. Leslie told me I'd found the perfect way to pass the three hours before we left. Somebody tipped off Patricia about my surprise. Instead of delivering it and hopping on the bus for my getaway they were waiting in a darkened cafeteria for Joseph and me. Yes all of them and Patricia. We were overrun in seconds. Joseph agreed our survival was nothing short of miraculous.

“No I am not in the least bit surprised we are the last to board the bus.” I said. “A certain pair of housekeepers are in danger of an increase. No Tracy I am not talking about an increase in your rent. Did it look as nice in the daylight?”

“Brother Michael is considering marrying Tracy so he can move in.” my housekeeper said with a smile. “The sweet man told her that just before he stepped through airport security. Tracy he only did it to get you angry so you wouldn't feel sad and cry at the airport. That would have made him cry. No he wouldn't have liked that at all.”

“They didn't like him insisting on carrying his sword.” Tracy said with a smile. “The captain of the plane came out to settle things down. Brother Michael explained he had to see his weapon treated respectfully and wanted to set it in the secure storage himself so he had no reason to hurt anybody. I'm surprised they went along with him. You're certain he will be okay Rohan? Fighting in the marketplace is different.”

“Jinsong watched some videos of the marketplace and went over some 3-D computer models of it with him.” I said. “Brother Michael is smart enough to spend time watching before he meets the brothers. He will need some time to get over his jet-lag.”

The boys were taking good care of Joseph at the start of his vacation. I surrendered to the reality of twenty-hours in a bus. Allowing for meals and breaks to stretch our legs it would be more than twenty-four hours before we arrived. The first thing I did was sit down with Adam and Morgan for a chat. They understood getting the penthouse ready had prevented us from doing a wedding. I promised to talk to Delyth about making time for it soon. The scurvy newlyweds didn't mind because now they would get to honeymoon in a hotel. I thought it might be good if they honeymooned in Europe with Amanda as a chaperone. She hadn't seen the farms yet. Morgan told me he had complete faith in me to arrange something special for them. Hopefully not too special though. I asked them to give it some thought and chat with Amanda.

I almost kissed the driver the following day when he announced we were just an hour from our destination. Tracy told me I was worse than the boys in my eagerness to arrive. Joseph had surprised himself by enjoying the passing countryside so much he'd hardly noticed the passage of time.

“Medical emergency.” I said rushing off the bus when it stopped. “Where are those lovely volunteers?”

“They're waiting in that first pasture.” Bram said.

“I'll kiss you after my treatment.” I said. “Why aren't you guys tossing the Frisbee?”

“I never thought I'd see the day when Rohan would put off eating.” Tracy said. “That's right you guys haven't seen how the monks and nuns play Frisbee. Come along. A real treat.”

“Ouch!” Innogen said watching as a monk shoulder slammed another off his feet to intercept the Frisbee. “Nicely done Rohan.”

“Thank you.” I said tucking into a roll after snatching the Frisbee from the monk's hand.

I went down under two monks or it might have been a monk and a nun a few minutes later. They dropped me so their teammate could catch the Frisbee.

“You guys are so good to me.” I said as I lay beneath them waiting for my head to clear. “Why don't I buy you all a beer?”

“Might as well.” a monk said offering me a hand up. “You've bought us beer all week so there's no point in stopping now.”

“Lao there's isn't the warmth of touch in Tai Chi.” I explained. “That's why I arranged some Frisbee. What's the hold-up on lunch?”

“You are Dad.” Adam said. “Thanks for keeping the play short.”

“Everything in moderation.” I said.

“And you are as hungry as the rest of us.” Sanne said embracing me. “Let's eat some of this fine food my husband cooked for us overnight. Did you think he'd go without a fire pit for ten days Rohan? I think Lao might have acquired a taste for fire pit food because he was happy to suggest locations for each house.”

“Feeding hundreds you need more than one cook station.” Bram said. “Well Adam it does make sense that if you have fun building one then building three will give you three times the fun doesn't it? Sanne wasn't here so I had settle for fun of a different sort. Don't worry Rohan it's not a sacrifice if it's made with love.”

“Three the size Bram built ought to give you three times as much fun each.” Sanne said. “We'll eat before the tour. Now why doesn't somebody introduce us to our new friend? The Millie? The brilliant artist from England? Tim you won't sit for a week by the time Rohan gets done thanking you.”

“That's if he is kind enough to thank me with a spanking.” Tim said. “My concern is he might think this surprise deserves some extra gentleness for this one. A mix is okay Dylan.”

Tables filled most of the lawn around the main buildings. I insisted on waiting until everybody sat down to sing a song of thanks and blessings for the food. What a feast it was. Joseph couldn't wait to chat to Bram about the fire pits. Tim kissed me and told me he finally understood this is where the true value in money could be found. The crew had worked until they got the text we were an hour away. That was the signal to call a halt to the work day. Bram told me he knew I'd want to chat to people and let them meet the gang.

All of us stood up and introduced ourselves after lunch. There were just thirty or forty monks staying to make certain everything was in order before they left.

“Rohan nearly all the structures are up and ready.” Bram said. “A few people would appreciate it if you waited until the end of the week before blessing the spaces. I'm not certain if you can do it all in a day.”

“My Lady tells me we can do it all on Friday.” I said. “I'll need to send Tammy a list of some food to feed Clifton this week so he has the stamina to help me. Did the other stuff get here okay? I'm very glad to hear it or else I'd be putting up with lots of complaints.”

“Another special delivery my Love?” Tim asked.

“Yes Beloved.” I said kissing him. “I had to commandeer some of the compound space.”

“Brother Murray is very put out by you spoiling us so much.” a nun said. “None of us mind too much. Well it's a bit of a walk but why don't we start there Bram?”

“I want to save our house for last.” Morgan said. “I think I will need a lot of time to recover. Amanda you are family now so please join my folks and my sister. Mom would you chat with Amanda and figure out the sleeping arrangements while we walk?”

“Innogen do you want to see your home first?” I asked before we headed out. “Okay we will go see my special area first. Then we will stop at the compound because it's on the way back. Is there a route that will avoid us seeing Innogen's home?”

“No there isn't but if the drivers don't mind we could block the view with the buses.” Bram said.

“We would love to see what you've done if you don't mind sharing.” one of the drivers said so we waited while they blocked the view.

The stupa was on the way and I couldn't pass it without stopping. There were prayer flags strung around it. Daizan told me Bram had made the prayer wheels. There were plenty of empty tubes for us to add our own prayers. Jinsong taught us all a chant to do when we meditated at the stupa. When I complimented Bram on the benches he told us he'd used wood left over from Innogen's home. Dylan agreed they looked very much like Dariusz' benches.

“That's because Bram called Dariusz and asked him if he'd like to help with this project.” Sanne said. “Bram sent him pictures of the wood and Dariusz came up with the designs. He told me it was only possible because you had taught him how everything connects. When he added the stuff about going one level deeper than wood being part of nature he lost me. I think he got bitten by the same cellular bug as Kasper.”

“I think we might need to have a chat with Dariusz.” Hui said. “That's nice of you Rohan but we can chat via Skype with Dylan's help. No need to put him on a plane. Now let us continue and see why you have upset Brother Murray. When you spoil somebody it is always worth seeing.”

The walk was a lovely one past a copse and up a trail next to a stream. Before we rounded a corner Bram stopped us to let everybody get together.

“Part of the survival skills is camping in snow.” Bram said. “Rohan camps in greater comfort than the monks and nuns. I haven't changed the setting much except to add some small ablution areas and an all natural septic system. The septic system relies on micro-organisms to treat human waste through a series of three chambers. When the bugs have done their work the liquid gets filtered through a marsh area. Sanne will show you it and explain how it works. The water that flows out won't contain any unhealthy pathogens. Later we will have it tested because I am curious to see how pure the water is.

The other option was to go with solar heated water and composting toilets but somebody has to empty them and since we are on a slope I saw no reason we couldn't let everything flow to this leach field at the bottom. Dr. Deidre I'd appreciated your thoughts on the system. The company that makes these septic systems sent me a lot of information. I have it saved in a folder on my laptop. The names of the bacteria and pathogens will mean more to you.

Sanne designed the green roofs and insisted on the nice entrance areas with potted plants. I think she did it just to tease Brother Murray. We will hear all about it when he joins us for the blessings and official unveiling. These four Order members standing with me took this on as their pet project so ask them any questions you have.”

“Fuck I forgot my easel and paints.” Millie said causing us all to laugh. “I expect Bilbo Baggins to step through those doors any moment. Oh my god I want to take a bath so badly.”

They were the cutest ablution blocks ever. Three small straw bale structures with their green roofs were almost invisible they blended so perfectly with the hill behind them. The structures actually extended into the hillside so they appeared much smaller on the outside. I loved the pots at the doorway and the flower boxes beneath the windows. Abby loved the fact they held herbs. My housekeeper warned Sanne she had made foraging very easy for the monks and nuns. The flower boxes could be lifted out of the metal frame and set indoors when it got too cold. They had spaced the three structures just far enough apart to end at the base of the hill.

Inside there were showers to the left and a few soaking tubs to the right. The toilets and hand basins filled the space between them. A short wall opposite the entrance screened them from sight. Natural colors abounded and combined with the green concrete floor to make you think the structure got carved out of the earth itself. Caryn told me Tomek and Emily had definitely had too much fun designing these spaces. My housekeeper could only imagine how wonderful it must have been for a little boy to work on such a project. I got scolded for spoiling him rotten. Tracy told me it was my fault he got the opportunity and I deserved the scolding.

“I think I'll send Emily a bottle of wine for making each shower stall big enough for two adults.” Tim decided standing inside of one and pulling me in for a long kiss to prove it.

“They're all the same except for slight changes in color.” Caryn said. “Make certain you shower in all three before you leave here.”

Everybody loved them and complimented the builders as we made our way to the leach field. Adam asked Bram about something that had puzzled me. Straw bales don't get on well with water and there is a lot of water in a bath house. Bram told us this was why there were closets between the showers and the back wall. The benches and changing areas on the sides and front entrance hall provided protection. The walls making up the bathing area were regular walls made with an eco-friendly sheet rock. A room-within-a-room Adam said and told Bram he was brilliant. Bram gave the credit to their consultant.

Sanne had to tell us we were standing on the leach field or we'd have kept walking. She pointed out the plants they added to help filter the liquid when it left the septic tanks. I simply stood enjoying the magic of the space while Dr. Deidre asked a lot of questions. Joseph came over to wrap an arm around me. I held him close as we looked back up the hill.

“Yes they really do add to the magic.” I said. “Tomek is eleven or twelve now. I cannot wait to speak to him and Emily. None of us can wait to shower in there.”

“I'm so glad you made me come.” Joseph said. “You know I will thank Reginald when I get back. This alone has made it worthwhile.”

Dr. Deidre took Joseph by the hand as we headed back up the hill. Scattered through the trees we could see lights shining. While we were admiring the ablution buildings and leach field some monks and nuns had turned on the battery-powered lanterns in the tents.

“There are twelve campsites.” Bram explained. “We haven't changed them in the least. All we have done is erect the tents Rohan had delivered. They are each an eight person tent but Rohan insisted we set them up for a maximum of four people per tent. He included folding chairs, tables and camping cots. We'll be happy to help you make changes if you want to sleep more people in your tent. Even at four people per tent there are enough for everybody. Rohan wanted to give everybody the chance to spend time here.”

“Quickly guys.” I said. “We have a lot to still to see.”

The tents all had the fly raised on wooden poles. There was a small camp stove beneath the raised fly with a kettle on it. Tim kissed me for getting our priorities right. When I'd called Marmot with an order for twelve of their Limestone 8P tents I was given a personal contact to make certain everything worked perfectly. Caryn told me this was another decorating project Tomek had enjoyed.

“Only our Dad could have fancy cushions and pillows while roughing it.” Dylan said lying on the camp cot. “This is an awesome tent Dad. I can even stand with my hands up inside.”

“I can see how we can be quite comfy with all this space but the walls seem to lack some insulation my Love.” Tim said. “Did you remember my hot water bottle?”

“He did remember hot water bottles.” Caryn said. “You can fill them with hot water from the bathrooms. He also got these neat little guys. Ceramic heaters. They'll burn for six or seven hours on a single small propane tank. Between blankets, hot water bottles and body heat you really just need to run this on low to take the edge off.”

“There are those nice insulated outbuildings if you want somewhere warmer.” I reminded them. “I'm staying out here.”

“Me too.” Tim said. “I packed my Scotland wardrobe so I'll be quite snug. Did you notice the small pits for camp fires Dylan? We can toast marshmallows while the kettle boils. You know I've heard about s'mores but never had one.”

“You will tonight.” Dylan said. “What did you think of the tent Joseph?”

“Stunning.” Joseph said. “Dr. Deidre is kindly sharing her tent with me. She insisted I spend tonight out here with her. I think I'll be glad to have the hot water bottle. Dylan you're joking when you say Tim has never had a s'mores. We must fix that tonight.”

“Yes we must.” Dr. Deidre said. “Rohan this will be great fun. Thank you so much for setting it up. I love the seclusion so we get to meander from one tent to the other. The guys were very kind to set bundles of firewood for our campfires. I'm pretty certain that is Bram's doing as well. We'll have to thank him.”

“We'd better rush because they're moving on without us.” Joseph said grabbing Dr. Deidre's hand. “Come along my dear. Quickly guys. Such a beautiful place. The newlyweds are truly blessed. Spoiled rotten is an understatement Tim. I cannot begin to find words and we haven't even gotten to their home yet. Is it always like this around Rohan? I'll never survive six more hours never mind six days Dylan. Where's my hanky? Here it is. I'll want it close. Coming Bram.”

My housekeeper told me it was a good thing I had provided enough tents for everybody because they all wanted to spend time out here. She loved the idea of s'mores later tonight. I got her to agree to help me come up with a suitable reward for Bram and Sanne. There was no rush we agreed.

We finally made it back to the compound. This was a duplicate of the one at the cabin and included a smithy. The dormitory could sleep thirty and the dojo was large enough to have them all sparring together. There was a second level to the dojo for classrooms. Eddie told us he was going to set up an audio and video system with Lawrence's help so they could record the sparring. Then it could be watched and analyzed upstairs. Jinsong agreed to answer their questions.

Behind the structure running the entire length was a brick grill area with a raised fire pit just like we'd built over in Scotland. The fire pit was on the side furthest from the dojo. There were four wooden tables set out that could each seat eight. J hugged Bram tightly when he saw the grill area. No need to guess where to start a search for Bram and J we all agreed. I told Bram it was a very beautiful fire pit. Juliet told me she had packed some shackles but they weren't really needed to keep Bram here.

“The outside of the clinic is not complete yet.” Bram said. “That is why we have some monks and Zak close by. I will need to meet with Innogen and Lao tomorrow or Tuesday morning. Chen came up with a few options for the outside and we'd like you to decide which one to go with. I had some Hospitaller help with the inside. They included a small theater for light surgery as they called it. Surgery is surgery to me and I'll avoid it.”

“I'll be eager to see what they included.” Dr. Deidre said. “You got Brother Murray to look it over first didn't you? Then I'm certain it will be just fine. I noticed you have kept the clearing open so a helicopter can lift up a stretcher without any trouble. Smart thinking. Joseph this building is at the edge of the trees so the helicopter can hover over the front lawn without worrying about getting the blades caught in any branches.”

“Ready Innogen?” I asked taking her hand while Bryce took the other. “Then let's step inside.”

I felt as if I'd stepped inside a clinic in London. This time the admissions office was not out in the open. The design was similar to the dormitory except each room was for one patient. There was more space to allow easy access in wheelchairs or to push stretchers through. There was a lounge area and classrooms off to the one side. A kitchen and dining area was next to the classroom.

Every room had a desk and seating area. A bed could be set up in place of the seating area if a caregiver needed to stay with the patient. There was a small bathroom attached to each room with a shower, toilet and vanity. Once again all the fixtures and fittings could accommodate somebody in a wheelchair. A closet finished off the room.

“Go ahead.” I said when we stood at the double-doors to the surgery. “I'll wait out here. Morgan there are instruments in there that will conjure up images I don't want to see.”

“I'll explore the other rooms with Rohan.” Joseph said. “Come along Rohan. The Creator designed our stomachs for fine food. Speaking of fine food I hope we're having tea soon.”

“We will have something soon.” I said. “Maybe we should slip away and get something started.”

“No need.” a nun said. “I was on my way to let Bram know tea will be ready in fifteen-minutes. Do you know where he is?”

“The surgery.” I said with a shudder.

“Damn I'd hoped never to see the inside of that room.” the nun said. “That's a brilliant idea!”

“Glad you liked it enough to kiss me.” I said when she let me up and sent Bram a text. “No I don't mind but I won't let the others know that. Can you show us around the rest of this building? We need somebody pretty to distract us.”

The others joined us soon after. I kissed the nun instead of Bram when he told us the hospice was three small straw bale studios. They were out back and completely self-sufficient. He led us over for a quick look before we took tea. They were much like the rooms we had just seen. The difference being a kitchenette and porch. The views from the windows were lovely. Innogen knelt and hugged the newlyweds for a very long time.

“She's right you know.” I agreed. “The two of you will help a lot of people find peace and healing. I want you to remember your kindness. Never discount what you've gifted where I can hear or I won't thrash you for months.”

“I'll gladly give away some more land if I get this many kisses in return.” Morgan said. “Let's go get some tea. Rohan please hold Bryce's hand because we're not letting go of Innogen for a while. She gave us lots of kisses.”

“The surgery is perfect Rohan.” Dr. Deidre said. “You can do enough to stabilize somebody to get them to hospital unless they are very badly hurt. Then it is best to treat them here and hope for the best because they wouldn't survive the trip. That little room most likely cost more than the rest of the compound and campground. They used only the best equipment and lighting. I am very jealous.”

“You're welcome to visit us at any time Dr. Deidre.” Bryce said. “Hopefully we won't need your skills though.”

“Soaking in our hobbit houses will make the trip worthwhile.” Dr. Deidre said. “Uh-oh it looks like the chefs are in trouble.”

Tim was kissing the entire catering crew who had worked on the tea regardless of sex. The off-duty caterers were enjoying the show with huge grins on their faces.

“What brought this on?” I asked.

“Looks like scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam.” Leslie said. “Yes Tim proper scones with proper clotted cream and homemade strawberry jam. You won't forget to kiss the mastermind behind this plot will you?”

“Shh! Hush!” I whispered. “Don't disturb my husband while he's thanking the caterers. You'll delay us and we still have two homes to unveil.”

“Grab a plate of scones and some tea my Love.” Tim said calmly when he finished thanking the caterers. “Now come along with me and we'll have a chat about that last comment Leslie made. Something about a mastermind behind this tea.”

“Merely a flight of fancy on her part.” I tried following Tim to the table. “Try a scone. I'm sure they'll be delicious.”

“Please join us Leslie.” Tim said. “These scones are delicious. Rohan says that last comment of yours is a mere flight of fancy.”

“That might be true.” Leslie agreed. “I merely made it because I happened to overhear Rohan chatting to the catering crew before we left on our tour. There is a slim chance the words clotted cream, strawberry jam and scones might not refer to this tea.”

“There you have it.” I said. “Reasonable doubt. Ignore those scurvy knaves. What do they know about reasonable doubt?”

“We know enough to know there's a lot of doubt about your reason in this instance.” Adam said. “Don't rush into asking him straight out Tim. This is proving quite entertaining.”

“So my Love would you care to explain how this conversation might be a flight of fancy?” Tim asked.

“Looks like Pater might fancy flight right about now.” Dylan said.

“Leslie herself said it might not pertain to this tea.” I said. “Let me get us some more scones. Your plate is empty.”

“I'll get them.” Tracy said grabbing my plate. “No need for both of us to walk all that way Rohan.”

“Yes my Love I've heard of words taking flight.” Tim said. “The wordsmith who uttered those words won't take flight after tea. Innogen you can blame Rohan for the slight delay in seeing your home after tea.”

“Delay us all you want.” Innogen said. “I'm still trying to get over what I've seen already. Rohan you deserve so much more for the stupa, campground and compound. Never mind the healing center. Sanne tells me the idea of separate studio cottages for the hospice was Bram's idea. She's given me permission to thank him properly when I recover from seeing the rest of what he built. I think he'll be safe for two days.”

“Looks like Bram is in as much trouble as Rohan.” Joseph said. “Better eat those scones slowly Rohan.”

“They're too delicious.” I said with a sigh. “The tea is perfect as well. I think I'll go thank the catering crew.”

“I think not.” Tim said planting himself in my lap. “You have a bit of scone on your lip my Love. I'll get it for you.”

Wrapping his arms around my neck Tim kissed me. He wriggled slightly until his ass found the head of my cock. Then he stopped and opened his heart. I have no idea what thoughts he was thinking or what memories came to his mind but I almost came. When he slipped his tongue into my mouth Tim turned in my lap until he was facing me. His hands held my head prisoner while he kissed me.

“That's to give you some idea of your fate.” Tim said when he ended the kissing a good five-minutes later. “I don't want you thinking I am parsimonious with my thanks.”

“Heaven forbid.” Adam said.

“So glad heaven didn't forbid.” Morgan said. “I'd like to share it with Adam but I might have missed something. You wouldn't mind showing me it again would you Tim?”

“Happy to help a fellow fucketeer.” Tim said. “Aren't we my Love?”

“Better do it in the shower because I wouldn't ask any man to go through more of those kisses without getting laid.” my housekeeper said. “Come along guys. Innogen the sooner you see your new dump the sooner you can scold Rohan for making you cry in public.”

“Pater in a pickle!” Adam said as we trooped out. “Read all about it! Pater in a pickle! Old geezer spoils too many at once and doesn't make it through the thank yous. Get your daily here. Pater in a pickle!”

“Son in a tickle!” I said scooping him up and tickling him. “Fate's so fickle she went from pickle to tickle. Tickling my son means pater won.”

“Pater won himself a kiss.” Adam said. “Do you know what the best thing about today is Pater?”

“Getting off the bus.” I said. “Kissing my son. The scones and clotted cream.”

“The best part is we get to see all the good stuff in one day and have six days to recover.” Adam said.

“Hello Innogen. Bryce.” a middle-aged lady said approaching us. “I'm Lillian. The professor minding these students. We all had so much fun decorating your home. You guys were so accommodating. Working with you was a pleasure.”

“Pleased to meet you in person.” Innogen said. “Thank you for answering all our questions. I hope we didn't spend too much of Rohan's money.”

“Rohan doesn't mind.” Adam said. “Thanks for all your work on our home Lillian.”

“No I don't mind.” I said. “The important thing is you got good quality stuff. Slightly above average and professional kitchen appliances. Bryce is a cook Lillian so the kitchen is important for him. I also want them to have a comfortable space to relax in after work.”

“They spent the money very wisely.” Lillian said. “We could have done it cheaper but it wouldn't have been as durable or done justice to the home. When you see it from the outside you'll understand. Please close your eyes while we move the bus.”

The moment of understanding proved too much for Innogen and a lot of the gang. Innogen stared at the house for a few moments in stunned silence then collapsed into Bryce's arms.

“Well your housekeeper was right my Love.” Tim said. “You made Innogen cry in public.”

“What's that for?” I asked when Tracy leaned over Adam to kiss me soundly.

“You suggested the plans and I feel a lot better about the penthouse now.” Tracy said calmly slipping her arm through mine. “Goodness but that is a lot of home sitting there.”

“Mason I told you to remind me about my easel.” Millie said loudly.

“You're not in a fit state to paint.” Mason said.

“Darn allergies.” Millie said. “Innogen also got it bad. I don't even want to know how you got it done in ten days. Never mind the hobbit homes, compound, stupa. Gardens as well Morgan? You are lucky I spent time eating Rohan's ridiculous food or this would be too ridiculous to believe. Get over here Zak. I'm sure I'll want a strong man to hold when I see the inside. Lillian anybody who works for or around Rohan is just as ridiculous as him.

Why give a kid one chocolate when you can give him ten? Why redecorate and build one home when you can build a beautiful campground with hobbit homes, a teaching compound with a dormitory for students, sparring room and a grill area. Then because that's not ridiculous enough build a healing center with a surgery and the cutest hospice on earth. Throw in some gardens and get a wise Tibetan Buddhist abbot to help create a stupa so your soul can frolic because we obviously haven't done ridiculous ridiculously enough.

Come along Innogen the sooner you die from pleasure the sooner I will have reason for a stiff drink. What's this Tracy? Finally a voice of reason among this lot. I'd love a slug of honey vodka. Here you go Innogen. Good medicine that. Well let's go. We still have the newlyweds to kill with kindness. Stay close Zak or I'll have Rohan spank you. Innogen it's best if you and Bryce go in ahead. I need time for another slug of vodka. See I knew those allergies were waiting in there.”

“Indoors it's dust.” Dylan said. “Outdoors is allergies. Can we come in? I guess that kiss means not yet.”

“No that isn't like the kiss Tim gave Rohan.” my housekeeper said. “This is even hotter and longer. The hand on the ass is a nice touch. Adam might be right in saying Rohan won't survive the thank yous.”

“He has Tim on hand and there's a shower in the main house.” Tracy said offering me some vodka.

“Glad you brought the medicine out today Tracy.” I said taking a long pull on her vodka bottle. “Hope you brought a lot of it. I suppose we should go take a peek.”

“I suppose.” Millie said with a sigh. “Friends expect that sort of thing. Especially when it is something overwhelming. Rohan you only have yourself to blame. Okay we will face this together. I knew it. I just knew Lillian was as bad as Caryn, Emily, Tomek, Bram and Sanne. No Juliet we won't have Rohan spank Lillian. I want to spank her.”

“Rohan I deliberately kept this as a surprise.” Caryn said wrapping an arm around me. “Honestly you can call this stunning and beautiful but in the trade it's called modern rustic. They used the same ceramic tiles painted to look like wood for the floor here. I can feel the warmth of the radiant heat. Don't you just love the clean lines of the furniture? Love it.”

The sofas had very clean lines and contrasted perfectly with the wooden coffee table. Over in the corner was a tufted, oversized armchair beneath a floor lamp that looked comfortable enough for sitting in all day. I tested it out still holding Adam. The open floor plan allowed us to see the raw wood dining table with sleek modern dining chairs. The dining chairs matched the white of the sofas in the living room. They had a simple cotton orange throw over the back of them.

Setting Adam on the floor I headed over to join Tim who was running his hand over the table. I agreed the texture of the wood felt good beneath the hand. Ceramic tableware matched everything just perfectly. The kitchen took my breath away. I guessed it was about twelve feet by twelve feet. The island separated the living room and dining room from the kitchen. Bryce had chosen the same hickory counter tops I had in my remodeled kitchen.

“That is perfect for Bryce.” Joseph said coming up beside us with Dr. Deidre in hand. “Dr. Deidre the range and fridge are the kitchen equivalent of what went into the surgery. I know it looks small but this island gives him all the extra space he needs. Bryce will be very happy in there.”

“We got him the same cookware as Rohan.” Tim said. “The knives you suggested as well.”

There was a Murphy bed in the third bedroom because it would be the massage room and a sleeper couch would take up space. Innogen liked it because she could do her yoga, Pilates and Tai Chi in the room as well. She showed us to the other bedroom in this section. Her office had stunning views of the distant mountains. A very functional room. I liked the uncluttered aspect of it. The heavy wooden desk with an antler lamp added the right amount of rustic to the room. A photograph of a buck peering out from between some trees was amazing.

“Two thirds of the house is amazing.” Innogen said. “Now for our private side. Did we do okay on the kitchen for Bryce?”

“You did perfect.” Joseph assured her. “That is one lucky chef. I'd be delighted to help him cook a small meal one day to test it. Are you feeling better? Good. I cannot imagine how overwhelming it must have been for you. I could barely stand it and it isn't my house. Modern rustic Caryn calls it. I am liking it more and more. The large wooden chandelier in the shape of antlers out in the living room is stunning. What a focal point.”

Bryce's office had a Murphy bed as well. He would also have room to stretch and exercise. There was a flat screen TV he could use to watch his workout DVDs. Area rugs softened the floor in his office just like they did in the other rooms Innogen would be using. Innogen told Tim the painting in her workout room actually covered the TV so her massage clients wouldn't have to look at it. I agreed it made for a more relaxing experience. Tim scurried away to find Bryce before we viewed the master bedroom and en suite bathroom.

Rustic elements were found in the wooden bed frame the mattress rested on. There was a nice padded headboard. The wood used for the bed frame matched the two wardrobes. The bedside tables matched each other but were of a different wood. I liked the blend of the three woods. The comforter was a nice crisp green that added a wonderful splash of freshness and energy to the room.

“Go ahead Rohan.” Innogen said when I looked at her and the boys.

“Bless you.” I said tossing the scurvy knaves on the bed. “Sorry Joseph you got caught in the crossfire.”

Innogen threw herself on the bed. Lawrence got some lovely pictures of her kissing Joseph and being kissed. They quickly hopped down when the rest of us headed over to look at the en suite bathroom. I loved the pedestal hand basins that stood in front of the plumbing. A lot easier to work on if you wanted to switch out the basin. They had tiled the shower in the corner to our left with limestone. I liked the openness of the glass door and frame. Above the tub next to it was the accent wall done in wood. Zak told us it had come from an old barn down the road. They had salvaged just enough for an accent wall her and a narrow wall in the guest bathroom. Nice use of resources I complimented him.

We regathered out front on the covered porch and waited for the stragglers. Caryn told Lillian they had done an amazing job. I agreed because although the home was new you could easily imagine yourself being comfortable in the space. The house would not take long to become a home. Willow was eager to get started on setting up some organizing systems but I told her to give them a couple of days to settle in.

“Dinner before we see the newlyweds' home.” I announced. “I don't think they will mind waiting.”

The two grills and a fire pit provided dinner for us. A lovely barbecue with plenty of salads. My housekeeper told Dylan to accept how the salads kept appearing as one of life's mysteries. A happy coincidence I added dropping another spinach leaf on his plate. Dylan laughed and my smiling housekeeper swatted me when I promised he could eat me if he ate all his salad. I had to admit even if he didn't eat his salads he would most likely get to eat me. Joseph seemed as if he was having a good time chatting with Lawrence. When she noticed me glancing their way Dr. Deidre smiled at me. I blew her a kiss.

“First scones and now blackberry cobbler.” my housekeeper said. “Even the dimmest psychic could predict Tipsy soon.”

“The old geezer is way too good to us.” Tracy said. “You know I am just dying to see the home. How can you guys be so calm?”

“We're here Tracy.” Adam said. “The work is complete and nobody will take it away from us. I'm just worried about where the students and Lillian are sleeping.”

“Bram tells me they are moving to the dormitory.” Morgan said. “Bram and Sanne are staying in the garage. There is a loft above the bikes and enough space for the bikes and a work area below. They have a nice little space set up. There is plenty of space. The garage is six-hundred square feet.”

I nudged Amanda and Lucille forward to take their son's hand. They already knew I would hand over keys when I did all the blessings on Friday. Taking a deep breath they stepped inside. The rest of us followed close behind them.

“What a difference.” Tim said. “This is a completely different home to the one we stayed in. Amazing. Caryn where are you? I have to kiss you. Holden feels the same way so we can't both be wrong. I have to, have to kiss you. The material for the furniture is perfect. Losing the tiles made such a difference. Wow! I'm blown away.”

Something had shifted within me as I walked through the house. There was something different but I couldn't put my finger on it or describe it. My Lady wasn't telling me anything yet. Maybe later but this was important. The process of uncovering it or getting closer at the very least would help me with the blessings. Naturally Leslie came over to check on me and ask me about the changes. She remembered the house from the walk-through so we chatted about all the changes.

“That's all very nice but you've been very quiet.” Leslie said. “What's going on inside of you?”

“Something is surfacing within me.” I said slowly. “I'm not certain what it is and my Lady tells me it's important I uncover more if not all before she'll say anything. This is something I need for the blessings so I'll know in four days.”

“Rohan you're needed.” Amanda said approaching us quickly but not at an alarming pace.

She led me and Leslie up to the covered second balcony on the upper floor. I heard the sounds of sobbing as I approached the door. Motioning Lucille towards us I retreated from the door. They agreed to wait while I had a look. On the balcony Bryce, Innogen, Joseph and the scurvy newlyweds where holding each other and crying. Behind them was the silhouette of the stupa. I walked back to the ladies with a smile on my face.

“Wait here please Dr. Deidre.” I said. “They just need some time. Would one of you ladies find us some tissues. Please keep the others away from that balcony for now. Thank you.”

Slowly I made my way back to the door. I sat down there and waited for the emotional storm to pass. Leslie brought over three boxes of tissues. When the sobbing became sniffing I headed out to offer everybody tissues.

“That's a lovely skyline you have.” I said calmly. “Inspirational one might say.”

“One might use such a term.” Morgan said taking a tissue. “Beautiful is another that springs to mind.”

“They're also good words to describe Joseph.” Adam said.

“Yes they are.” I said lifting Joseph in my arms. “One can never have too much inspirational beauty in one's life. We'll be okay. There's five very wise men down there, Leslie and Dr. Deidre. Relax. I'll hold you for as long as you need.”

“How do you do it?” Joseph asked softly.

“Looking for things going on around me helps.” I said. “You could say I got dragged kicking and screaming in to the present moment. The moonlight on the stupa is breathtaking.”

“Yes it is.” Joseph said. “Oh the food has been delicious. I haven't cooked a single thing today. That hasn't happened for years Rohan. Innogen, Bryce and the newlyweds have lovely homes. This is a beautiful piece of land. A very loving energy. Together you'll do a lot to help others here.”

“Do you mind being a part of it?” I asked.

“Why would I mind Rohan?” Joseph asked. “Really you are so silly at times. This is the most beautiful place to spend a night. I get to sleep with a very pretty lady. Oops. I mean in the same tent not actually with her in that sense.”

“Exactly what sense is that?” Dr. Deidre asked from behind us. “I'm just teasing. I wanted to let you know Tracy has a tray of medicine on the table. Why don't the six of you go join her? Oh Joseph one last thing.”

“Yes dear?” Joseph asked curiously.

“I'm looking forward to sleeping with a handsome, kind and loving man again.” Dr. Deidre said.

“No she isn't teasing.” I said. “Fine I'll set you down for the toast. I'm not done with you yet but we'll spend more time together this week. Thank you for helping these four wonderful people. I couldn't have done it any better. To wise and kind friends.”

“Wise and kind friends.” the others said raising their glasses and knocking back the vodka.

“So what do you think of the old place?” Tim asked breezing on to the balcony. “Oh my! Cor blimey that is the most stunning backdrop. Why don't you have your camera handy my Love? Lawrence! Lawrence we need you quickly! Nothings wrong except Rohan doesn't have his camera. Please take that picture for me. Quickly before we lose the moment. You're such a sweetie. Have a shot of vodka.”

“We're feeling pretty good about the place.” Morgan said with feigned calmness. “Naturally we can only give an honest answer when we've spent the night. I mean it wouldn't do to discover the bed squeaks or the house doesn't stay warm.”

“My husband put it very well.” Adam said. “A little more testing required but you and Pater did a definite half-decent job Tim.”

“Good. Good.” Tim said kissing them quickly. “Now Joseph you promised to introduce me to s'mores. Bram and the catering crew are getting things ready at the fire pit behind the house. Come along guys.”

“Tim is never more brilliant than when he doesn't realize how brilliant he is being.” Leslie said.

“She was just complimenting you on being your naturally brilliant self Beloved.” I said. “I'll explain later. Right now s'mores sounds great.”

Totally oblivious to the fact that everybody was waiting on him to eat his first s'mores my husband took his time getting it just right. I swear he was about to get out a square and trim the edges of the marshmallow. Tim finally took a bite and swooned into my arms.

“The lot of you are in so much trouble for keeping me from this ecstatic experience.” Tim said before he looked up at me and popped the remaining part of his s'mores in his mouth. “You are toasting me a second marshmallow aren't you my Love? I suppose I can sit up and toast my own.”

All of us were either emotionally or physically weary so we didn't stay enjoying s'mores for too long. Tim had met and enjoyed s'mores. He gave Joseph a sound kiss in thanks. Bram had wisely stored some lanterns at the main house so we made it safely back to the campsite after seeing Innogen and Bryce home. I insisted on seeing everybody to their tent and kissed them goodnight before I led Tim back to ours.

“A G&T would be wonderful my Love.” Tim said. “You have a lovely home-from-home here. No sense in us both being cold. I'll admire you from beneath the covers. This is amazingly comfortable. Cheers!”

The good thing about being married to a skinny teen is we could both fit on the camp cot together. I reassured Tim the newlyweds would be just fine. They'd invited Dylan to spend the night with them. I had insisted he place a lantern by the bed so he could come and fetch me if they needed me. The lantern was to help them relax I explained. Tomorrow I'd get them on the bikes so they can ride to the campground. That was for tomorrow. Now I wanted to snuggle beneath the covers with my husband and my drink.

“Apart from getting it done is there any need to rush to get your cellphone network finished?” I asked Tim. “The reason I'm asking is because of the incredible job Bram did here. I want to reward him. I'd like Zachary to give some sailing lessons to the others while he is here.”

“I'd really like to get the cellphone network done but how wonderful it will be to have sailing lessons at the cabin.” Tim said.

“You won't have any at the cabin.” I said. “None this time at least.”

“What? Oh Scoundrel you are so taking advantage of how cold the tent is.” Tim said rolling on top of me. “I'd have you over my knee if it were one degree warmer.”

“Maybe I should hold back on explaining my plans.” I said kissing him. “Being taken over your knee is very appealing.”

“You got me good didn't you Scoundrel?” Tim said kissing me and touching his glass to mine. “I'll need another G&T soon. Will you share your plans if I promise to forget them by the morning? All the emotions of the day will wash it clear from my head.”

“Here's how I have it figured out.” I said. “Bear in mind this is subject to change. Zachary comes out and gives the boys and girls sailing lessons on the lake. When he feels they have learned enough he returns to Blyth where a very, very hot teen is waiting with two not-as-hot clergymen. A few days or a week of instruction later good Zachary decides we all know enough to sail to France and back.”

“Do you ever stop?” Tim asked. “Forget I asked that silly question. You don't stop. On and on it goes. Spoiling us rotten. Making all these incredible plans as if they are the most common things in the world. What plans do you have for us in England?”

“I'd like to visit my dad.” I said. “Hopefully I can convince Vernon to drive us. I'd like to see the finished houses in Blyth. Maybe visit Millie's other friend. Fuck a hot British lad in the hot tub at a treehouse in southern England. Enjoy a Sunderland game.”

“Oh so you like getting dirty with a British lad?” Tim said setting his glass down.

“Don't tell my sons but its been known to happen.” I said rolling over until I was lying above Tim. “You see it's the accent that drives me crazy. There's nothing like listening to them whimper and moan in passion with that accent. So fucking hot.”

“Care to show me Scoundrel?” Tim asked. “Well that didn't take long. Were you thinking dirty thoughts or are you always that hard?”

“Around you it's impossible to separate those two.” I said fucking Tim gently in the missionary position.

This time my husband never once urged me to increase my pace. Tim was as hungry for kisses as I was to kiss him. We whispered a lot of sweet-nothings and “I love you” to each other as we made love. Being covered in three feet of covers while fucking made for an interesting experience. I worked up a sweat pretty quickly but wasn't going to complain. Sounds of a Brit moaning and whimpering in passion started to fill the tent. My pace quickened in response.

“Sorry Beloved.” I said as the emotions of the day got me. “They're happy tears. I promise.”

“Please don't apologize Scoundrel.” Tim said kissing me. “What a gift they are. Let it go. I meant the tears but that will do to.”

“Fuck I love you.” I said wiping at my eyes. “Yes enough to take care of your hard-on.”

Sliding beneath the cover I took Tim in my mouth. The sweat boy raised the covers so he could watch me blow him. There wasn't a lot to see because he barely lasted two-minutes.

“Kiss me and grab us something to wear.” Tim said. “The hobbit house is calling.”

I slung him over my shoulder, grabbed a couple of towels and headed to the showers.

“You can wear moonlight there and a towel back.” I said striding naked through the campground.

“That's what Innogen means when she talks about natural splendor Joseph.” Dr. Deidre said when we bumped into her just outside the showers.

“Rohan you're naked.” Joseph said in surprise. “I guess there's not much point in dressing for a shower. One does usually undress. Aren't you cold? You'd better set Tim down. That can't be too comfortable for him. I couldn't sleep. Too much emotion. Really it got to Rohan as well? Let's sit down for a chat Rohan if you don't mind the cold.”

“Wrap yourself in both our towels Tim.” I said and pulled him on my lap. “A lot of it is relief. I've kept myself constantly busy since we returned. The Bryce incident added stress but I had so much to do there wasn't time to release it. That will happen this week because there isn't a lot to do. Lillian taught Emily so I knew she was a good decorator intellectually but I'd never worked with her. This was for Innogen and Bryce. I really wanted something special.

I don't need to tell you how badly I wanted Adam and Morgan to like their home. No matter how often I work with Emily or Caryn nothing prepares you for the finished product. Seeing the smiles on those two boys' faces when I asked if they liked their home melted my heart. I don't believe I'll ever have enough money to give them everything they deserve but I intend to give them as much as I can. Tim, Adam and Dylan have had such rough childhoods I want them to see that life can be pleasant and enjoyable.

Everybody knows I believe I have to work harder at being a dad. I have the Order and the boys. Today I got to make things a little better for both. The more I looked around the more I realized I hadn't done too badly today. This was one of my better days. A day when I could tell myself I got it right. Maybe even did Genta a little proud.”

“You did him more than a little proud.” Daizan said from behind me and leaned in to kiss my cheek. “I didn't want to disturb but I had to step in when you spoke of Genta. Have an olive and a piece of cheese. Very few people will get much sleep tonight. Whatever lesson your lady is trying to teach you I suggest you learn it quickly.”

“I'm guessing when you admitted to yourself you had gotten it right it led to a release of emotions.” Dr. Deidre said accepting some cheese and olives from Daizan's bowl. “Making love to Tim would have lowered your emotional resistance. Tim you guys were heading for a shower after alone time in a tent so it's no mystery what you'd been doing.”

“Lots of people will be up early tomorrow morning.” Daizan said. “Do what you need to do early and go meditate somewhere. Rohan this is important. Until you learn the lesson you cannot do any energy work on the land. Lao will wait for you. I have an idea of what it is but I'd be guessing and might mislead you so I'll keep quiet. We all have enough to do tomorrow so you taking a few hours to meditate won't matter.”

“You're giving Innogen and Bryce time to settle in to their home before you go visit the diner.” Dr. Deidre said. “What else do you have on your list for tomorrow?”

“The outside of the clinic needs finishing and I plan on teaching the boys how to ride their bikes.” I said. “I'd like to get in a workout and some sparring.”

“You taught me to ride pretty quickly so that and the clinic shouldn't take more than a couple of hours.” Tim said. “Why don't we have an early breakfast my Love? Now about our shower. I'm concerned about you sitting out in the cold with nothing on. Remember we are sharing a small bed tonight.”

We wished the others goodnight and headed off to shower. The hot water felt very good. A hot Tim felt just as good in my hands. The boy had recovered enough to treat me to a second load. Dr. Deidre and Joseph had waited to walk back with us. Joseph told me he understood how I could leave a shower without my robe now. I warned him not to do it with me and Tim around. He blushed when Dr. Deidre promised to stand guard for him when he showered.

“Good grief they use less dirt to cover coffins.” Dylan said the next morning staring at the pile of blankets on top of us.

“I think we got here just in time to dig them out.” Morgan said. “We're rescuing you Rohan. That's what we're doing.”

Adam walked to the front of the bed so I could blow him. Morgan mounted me while Dylan slid inside Tim. Adam withdrew from my mouth to let Tim get a chance to suck his cock. Back and forth they all went until I felt Morgan pumping cum into my ass. Then I grabbed hold of Adam's ass and kept him inside my mouth until he fed me.

“I've got the towels.” Morgan said helping me up. “Hobbit home time! Hop to it Rohan. We came over to let you know everybody is working to prepare an early breakfast. Seems like you have some important work to do today.”

“The sooner you get your loose ends tied up the sooner you can meditate.” Adam said. “Daizan put the word out about an early breakfast. He won't tell us what you have planned though. Any chance of me finding out directly from Pater? There is suf.....”

“Kisses.” Dylan finished as I locked lips with Adam.

“Runs in the family I guess Joseph.” Dr. Deidre said when we bumped into her outside the bathhouse. “Kiss me after your showers boys. Get to it. My job is to see you don't take too long getting Rohan over to his early breakfast.”

We rushed through our shower. Tim helped me take care of the boys' erections. I took care of his. Dr. Deidre suggested to Joseph he might not want to ask why we were smiling. He blushed but accepted his good morning kisses from all of us.

“I knew Dr. Deidre would be too soft on you.” Tracy said when we met her on our way over. “Rohan I'm told you have lots to do and something very important. I don't need to know the details. All I need to know is how much time you'll need and if I must keep people away from you. Explain it over breakfast burritos. Come along. You boys are as bad as your dad. Why we sent you over to rush him is beyond me. I won't make that mistake again.”

My coffee had tequila in it to keep with the Mexican theme. Innogen and Bryce both hugged and kissed me from behind. Tim and I were having dinner with them Wednesday or Thursday night. I chose Wednesday night. Tracy was going shopping with Zak tomorrow and promised to get us some wine to take to dinner.

“While I have you draped over me Innogen please go over those plans for finishing the center with Bram in a bit.” I said. “I'm teaching the scurvy knaves how to ride their bikes after breakfast. Once they've got the hang of it I'll be over to see what you decided on. I want this decided today so we have the best shot at getting everything ready before the blessing on Friday. Now where are Bram and Sanne hiding?”

“They're getting their burritos.” Dylan said. “I'll go ask them to join you.”

“Come closer you scurvy newlyweds.” I said. “These two homesteaders are going to learn how to ride their bikes after breakfast. While I'm teaching them I'd like Bram to chat with Innogen about finishing the healing center. Round up Caryn to sit in on that chat please. I'll be over to see what you've decided. Then we'll have some tea. After tea I'd like these two grinning fools to sit down with you and Sanne and get the rest of this place sorted out. Gardens, outbuildings and anything else that needs doing. I know winter is coming but I want a plan of action and completion date even if it's May next year. Put it in their calendar.

Now where's my housekeeper. I'll need your help here. Remember our little chat about these two yesterday. I have come up with an idea. Bram I assume after all of this you plan on relaxing at home for a while. Any plans to go anywhere for the next three or four weeks? I was hoping you didn't. Do you think you could put up with a visit from the fucketeers? I'll need to talk Elaine into looking after them.”

“That will take thirty-seconds.” Sanne predicted. “Rohan you want her to play mom to these three and think that will be a hard sell? Bram remind me to check on our whiskey reserves. Rohan is cooking up something for us and he's not in the kitchen.”

“I'm going to put my housekeeper in charge of this so you can relax a little more.” I said. “Excuse us folks we're going to grab another burrito and go find a place to chat.”

“The stupa looks amazing from here.” my housekeeper said when we settled on the guest balcony. “I heard you mention going to England so Tim can finish the cellphone network. I think it will be good for him to get that off his plate and concentrate on Blyth. How long does Tim think he'll need? Three days. Best to double that and call it a week. How much time do you need for your plans?”

“Four to six weeks.” I said calmly and laughed at her surprised expression. “I'm taking a holiday. This could be an eight week trip. Everything depends on Bram's thank you and the boys visit to the cabin. My proposal for thanking Bram is to buy him a boat. I spoke to Zachary about visiting to give them more sailing lessons. There's no reason we can't include Bram in those lessons. I want the boys proficient enough to sail from England to France before he's done.

When he returns to England I'd like Zachary to visit us in Blyth to bring Tim up to the same level. Hopefully we can find a week for Lucille, Amanda and Sophie to bring the sailors over for their test run to France. They will be doing the sailing while us adults watch. I plan on having Zachary along to evaluate how they do. Do you mind speaking to the moms and arranging the time at the cabin? I'll speak to Lao about teaching them Tai Chi sequences before they leave. Catherine can prepare workout routines for them. What am I missing?”

“The small matter of me buying Bram a boat.” my housekeeper said. “I think there's still enough on that card. You know the one I mean so don't act coy. Please text me Zachary's contact number. I'd better call him right away. Now go give those boys their lesson. You have lots of meditation to get in today. I'll watch you and Tracy.”

“One more thing.” I said. “I spoke to the boys about their wedding in my chapel. They were glad to get you and Tracy settled instead of having the wedding. I've promised them a honeymoon in Europe with Amanda. Part of it will be in Poland so Amanda can visit the farms. Now they're headed to the cabin. I keep getting myself all discombobulated around it.”

“Rohan they can honeymoon in Europe later.” my housekeeper said. “I'm certain they will think it very nice if they honeymooned in the love nest. We can change it up a bit for them with new curtains, bedding and accessories if they want. Leave it to me. I'll also speak to B and the twins about the wedding. Does Frederick have the code to the kitchen? Then we can manage. I won't do too much this week but unlike you I don't have a lot to do.”

Thanks to their time riding the four-wheelers at the cabin it took the boys no time to get the hang of riding their new bikes. I swear they spent more time kissing me thank you and drooling over the machines than it took for them to learn how to ride them. The four of them all made it safely to the campground. They realized why I was doing it without me saying a word. On the return I veered off into a pasture so we could open the throttles.

“That was fun.” I said when we arrived back in front of the house. “Let's get these bikes rinsed off so I can go chat with Bram.”

Sanne waited until we had cleaned the bikes before coming over to tell me Bram, Innogen and Tracy were at the healing center. Lao, Jinsong and Hui decided to tag along to see what I had in mind. Lao remarked on the lack of smiles as we were approaching. He smiled when I told them it was an opportunity for us to dazzle the young'uns. Innogen told me they couldn't decide between open or closed. There were times when it would be nice to have it closed and others when open would be nicer.

“Then the answer is obvious.” I said. “All you have to decide on is the look. That's why we have Caryn.”

“Back up a bit you've lost me.” Innogen said.

“I'm confused as well.” Tracy said. “Rohan how can we have both?”

“Bram and Chen will figure out the how.” I said confidently snagging her bottle. “Caryn will figure out the look. I'll spend as much as we need to get it done by Friday.”

“You obviously have something in mind.” Innogen said. “I know you need to do some meditation. Please share it with us.”

“The challenge is obviously weather-related.” I said. “Please give me some leeway because I most likely haven't thought it through all the way. Does anybody have a sketch pad? Thank you Tracy your notebook works fine. We don't want people sitting out here in a cold wind so we need a wind break. I'm thinking some glass panels. We have holes in the floor we can slide posts in and a glass piece with a wooden top. We slide the glass in and drop in the piece of wood. That way it forms a smooth railing if you have them overlap the posts.

Now if we can figure out a way to get two panels in we will have glass all the way from floor to ceiling. What I can't figure out is how we will get the second panel in with the first one in place. There isn't any room between them for fingers of tools. Great idea Bram. You really can build it with posts that go in from the side? What about the last panel?”

“The door will take care of that for us.” Bram said quickly sketching what he had in mind. “Rohan if you have the pieces already made it doesn't take long to put in a door. A small suction cup will allow people to hold the glass panels and slide them in place from the side. We can have half-posts and full-length posts.”

“This will also allow us to have it completely open if we want.” Innogen said. “We'll just need to put a cap on the holes for the posts. This is a great idea. A pity there isn't any way to make it look pretty. You cannot put wallpaper on the glass Bram.”

“Did you like the wallpaper in the penthouse Innogen?” I asked. “The custom-made wallpaper Caryn got for us. Surely if they can put something nice on paper they can do something on glass. What about different colored glass? Provided they can do it in time I'd suggest getting both now. We have those graphic students. I also think you ladies are pretty enough to kiss these learned men into sharing some mandalas. Wouldn't some healing mandalas be nice? Half panels and full panels all round. You can kiss these guys while Bram takes his measurements. Please call our student friend right away Caryn. I'd love to have one set for Friday. Tuesday to come up with the design. Wednesday to have them etched in the glass and we have Thursday for overnight delivery.”

“Lovely timing my Love.” Tim said sneaking up behind me and wrapping me in his arms. “Glad you didn't dawdle or the crumpets will be cold. They can kiss the wise men at the table so we can enjoy the sight while snacking on hot crumpets and drinking tea.”

“Tracy please step over here.” I said. “We must discuss my schedule for tomorrow. You, Jinsong, Lao and Hui will be joining me tomorrow morning at nine. Tim is key to the success of my plan. We must be seated by nine. This is very, very important. Tim will decide where. I will chat with him during tea. He'll arrange the space. Your job is to get us there and allow us an hour without being disturbed for any reason. Got it?”

“I've got it.” Tracy said as we entered the yard. “Looks like you're getting got now.”

“Stephen! Belinda!” Tim cried out running to greet our friends while I took a pull on Tracy's bottle.

“You really didn't expect us to miss the opening of this little project you created did you Rohan?” Belinda asked me as we embraced. “I most certainly was not missing your conference at nine tomorrow morning. Yes Tracy you will have to add us to the guest list. Is everything arranged? I can't believe you would give Tim such a short amount of time. Tim grab a plate of crumpets for the two of you and some tea. Load up a tray and go sit somewhere with this old geezer. Rohan I'll see you when you're done chatting.”

“No you won't.” I said. “I don't want to appear rude but I have some important work to do. Speak to Leslie or my housekeeper. On my way Tim. Please keep Tracy here until you see Tim returning our tray.”

We settled in the living room of the house. Tim listened attentively as he munched his crumpets and sipped his tea. The more he heard the broader his smile grew. Hafiz is waiting up for your call I assured him. We thought you might need to test some things.

“Come with me my Love.” Tim said. “Tracy stay here please. Innogen please come with us. How did the internet work for your Skype call with Simone and Charlotte last night? There was no lag or lost connection? Good. That bodes well. I was wondering if you would let us use your family room tomorrow. Rohan needs to have a very, very important online conference tomorrow morning. Nine is it my Love? Good.”

“I hate to intrude that early on you guys.” I said.

“Our rooms are on the other side of the divide so you won't interrupt our morning sex.” Innogen said blandly. “That's what is really important. Rohan you could move in to the house for this week if you wanted. A few hours is not worth mentioning.”

“You're very kind.” I said. “Thank you for accommodating us.”

Innogen waited on the porch for us when I asked for privacy. Hafiz had Brother Michael with him. Tim took care of everything. Brother Michael sparred a bit with Hafiz for us. I told Tim if it worked this well tomorrow I'd be very happy. Then I kissed him for getting me off the hook with Belinda.

“Yes Belinda everything is ready.” Tim said when we returned to the others. “I'd already had the internet guy secure the network for us before we arrived. Well he did eighty percent of it. I didn't want him to think he knew how to hack our network. So far he hasn't tried to sneak back in.”

“I'm going to start meditating in the living room.” I said accepting some tea from my housekeeper to take with me. “Thank you for saving me some crumpets. I'll trust your judgment about letting the boys join. Honestly I don't think it will be a problem. Please fetch me for lunch though.”

When I settled on the couch my Lady suggested I finish my crumpets first so they didn't get cold. I thanked her for her kindness and set about enjoying them. Then I closed my eyes and asked her to lead the meditation. There is something you want me to learn so it makes sense you would know the best path to get there I shared with her. Thank you for the gift you are going to give me. Maybe not today but sometime this week.

For almost two hours I sat with the touch of the same energy I had felt yesterday. I didn't have my Aha moment but I felt very comforted throughout my meditation. Letting my Lady set the pace allowed me to focus on being open to whatever she suggested without any thoughts of something different. Lunch was necessary if I was going to work out and spar.

“Would my dear pater do us the pleasure of joining us for lunch?” Dylan asked from his perch on my lap.

“The pleasure is all mine.” I said squeezing my arms tightly against him. “Hope I didn't keep you waiting too long.”

“I'm glad your housekeeper let me join you for the last hour.” Dylan said making no effort to get up. “That energy felt different Pater. Loving but different. This might sound strange but it felt nourishing. Can energy be nourishing?”

“That's a question for Lao.” I said. “Shall we go see if we can find him? There's always a tea waiting for me. Glad it is a Lao blend. Best to knock them back quickly Dylan.”

Lao listened to Dylan's experience. When I told him I found the energy comforting but didn't know the source Lao told me it would be good if I meditated after dinner. He knew I was spending the afternoon sparring and working out. Burgers for lunch was perfect I told Tim. Joseph had made the salads with Dr. Deidre's help. They had become inseparable. Millie arrived wearing a paint smeared jacket.

“No Rohan our friend Mason never remembered the paints and easel.” Millie said over a burger. “I had to drag them out there myself. Took me the best part of an hour to get settled thanks to you. There are so many things I want to paint I didn't know where to start. I'm doing the stupa Tim. A good simple starting point. The bathhouses will be last. I need to work myself up to them. What a week this will be.”

“You will let Tracy or my housekeeper know if you need anything won't you?” I asked. “Any food or drink you might want or something to make you more comfortable in the tent.”

“Rohan all my meals get cooked for me.” Millie said. “Do you know there is a choice between bottled beer and beer in casks? There are bottles of wine stacked up for the taking if you want. My tent was a little chilly when I got up but I was very comfortable beneath the covers. I got to warm up in the shower inside a hobbit house. So cool! This is a dream vacation Rohan. In between all this good stuff I get to chat with guys who ooze wisdom, kiss cute scurvy knaves and paint or sketch. While I am lazying about poor Lexi and Mason's wife are putting together a showing of my work.”

“Did a pretty lady mention something about kissing a scurvy knave?” Morgan said handing me a plate with a burger and fries. “This is a dream vacation. I can see why Rohan loves the Montana lifestyle. Looks like my husband is back with our beer. Must dash folks.”

“That kid talking about his husband is just too adorable for words.” Caryn said. “You are the coolest dad ever to marry your son at thirteen.”

“Never mind the gift of a house and five acres.” Millie said. “Then the kids promptly gave away one-and-a-half acres of it to help others as if it is no big deal.”

“Did you know the old guy bought half a village to help Tim's project Millie?” Caryn asked. “I'll show the pictures when it gets too dark for you to paint. Looks like Tracy is ready for her dancing lesson with you Rohan. What's it today? Scimitars?”

“I have no idea.” I said. “The important thing is dancing with Tracy. The fancy dress costume just makes it more challenging. Any idea what we are training with today Tracy?”

“Short swords in fifteen-minutes.” Tracy said. “We'd better start getting ready and make our way to the sparring hall. Eddie hasn't had time to set up his cameras so they have a couple of regular recorders on tripods. Millie we use them to show us beginners stuff in slow-motion. I keep forgetting you haven't seen a sparring match or a Rohan workout.”

“Stick to the painting.” Caryn suggested. “I don't expect you to follow the advice but I felt I ought to offer it. Bring a bottle of medicine with you for us to share.”

Tracy was coming along nicely. Her feet glided across the floor and her sword kept returning to center with the minimum of delay. The only weakness was her tendency to draw it back closer to her body instead of getting it over to the center quicker if further ahead of herself. Jinsong was quick to show her how to correct this and use her hand position to draw her body to the sword while it moved back. Our bout ended because I was simply too quick for her. The smaller circles I used allowed me to roll through a series of strokes too fast for her to defend. I let the tip of my sword rest on the center of her chest without drawing blood.

The moment I rested the tip of my sword against Tracy I got attacked from behind by Jinsong. There was the slightest rustle of clothing to alert me. I rolled forward to Tracy's left so she ended up between Jinsong and me. My second roll took me diagonally back across her so I didn't have to spar around her. Jinsong was anticipating my chivalry. I was anticipating his anticipation so instead of rolling to my feet a good yard further on I flattened out my roll. Jinsong struck at me with a backhand blow. Lying flat I had to bring my sword in front of my face inches off the ground. I made it my feet moving backward as Jinsong attacked relentlessly.

Comfort. Support. Nourishment. The words flashed through my mind as I backpedaled. A soft whisper that reminded me I am never alone, unloved or unsupported. My backpedaling became a ruse. The earth aspect of fighting involved standing your ground. Moving my body in a circular motion while keeping my weight centered on my hips I met Jinsong's sword with an angled parry that drove it safely wide of my body. Then a quick flick of the wrist brought my sword back up to center. Rolling-hands moving forward followed and now it was Jinsong defending. Jinsong smiled at me and slipped into an earth frame of mind as well. Rolling hands with Jinsong reminded me of rolling hands with Christopher. The joy made me smile even more. Supported and nourished always. Memories to sustain. Energy to draw on.

“Always remembered. Always loved.” I said nodding to Jinsong.

“The glimmer of hope is now a campfire.” Jinsong said stopping the bout when I nodded. “Thank you Rohan. That was fun.”

“Fun? Fun? Try amazing, incredible, mind-blowing, stupendous and...and..pretty darn decent. Thanks Adam.” Tracy said jumping in my arms and showering me with kisses. “Have a drink. I think there's a drop left.”

“You can help finish this bottle.” Millie said handing her bottle to Tracy. “I need something a lot stronger. Care to join me for a cup of tea Tim?”

“I'd be delighted Millie.” Tim said. “I think the old boy has finally got it. Whatever he was meditating on earlier. His performance was pretty darn decent as Adam said. I just hope he doesn't decide to rest on his laurels. There's still lots of room for improvement. I noticed two drops of sweat on his brow when he finished playing Millie.”

Tracy reluctantly let me set her down so I could go shower. My housekeeper waited for me and led me over to join the others. She kissed me for keeping my promise to stay unmarked. Then she told me not to let it be so close. They loved me and enjoyed my company but tonight I would be decidedly unsocial and go meditate after dinner my housekeeper decided.

“Rohan I don't know what is going on but something feels different or unusual.” my housekeeper said. “I don't have your chi experience or knowledge of meditation. All I know is there's a lot more energy. This might just be normal for Montana but you placed some importance on meditating today so I think there's more to it.”

“Yes there is more to it.” I sad wrapping an arm around her. “My Lady isn't saying much because I need to figure this out on my own. The home seems more alive than when we last visited. The redecorating might have caused some of this but I think it goes deeper. I might be up late but I need to see if I can figure this out tonight. Tomorrow is a big day for Tracy, Jinsong and the Order. I also want to take Bryce and Joseph to the diner.”

“Take as long as you need tonight.” my housekeeper said. “You can always get a nap after your important secret meeting. We're coming Caryn. Let us just grab a cuppa and some crumpets. Come along Rohan let's go see what they're so excited about. Oh my those are beautiful. They'd make lovely screens as well.”

“You guys better tell me these didn't take long or they'll be screens to hide spankings.” I warned. “Are some of those your friend's work Millie? Mason we have a second artist to get out here. When were you planning Millie's shows? Saturday week. Then why don't we make it a British weekend and do a show for her friend on Sunday? We have people who can frame pictures here. Millie chat with Tracy about getting her on a plane.”

“I'll take care of it.” Tim said. “Yes I'm conspiring again. I can get her on a plane tomorrow but we'd better call her now before it gets too late over there my Love. Come on Millie let's take a refill upstairs and I'll let you in on a secret.”

“These didn't take long at all Rohan.” Caryn said. “Lawrence sent an email with some specs about picture clarity. Lao showed us some images of the kanji for health, joy, love, peace, stillness and a few others. Yes Tracy there will be one for fortitude. That was the first one Lao chose for some reason.”

The kanji had a light background wash of color. They had framed the paintings with a thin border and it looked very Victorian. I was very happy with what I saw and told them.

“Which ones do you think we should order Rohan?” Caryn asked.

“All of them.” I said. “We need at least one set for Friday. Now I need a quick chat with my housekeeper and more tea before my workout.”

Zachary was arriving a week after we got back. The boys would want to attend Millie's show at the gallery the following Saturday. Frederick was taking care of paying for Bram's boat. He would also see to Zachary's trip over. I suggested they bring Zachary in on Friday instead of Monday so he could spend a day recovering from the flight instead of rushing straight to the cabin. Seemed to me Saturday would be the perfect day to deliver the boat to the jetty while everybody was at the gallery. My housekeeper promised to see if Zachary could arrive earlier.

“I have no idea where or what you have cooked up for me Catherine.” I said catching the bag she tossed at me. “Positively indecent Millie. I mean it must be if my workout clothes and sneakers could fit in a bag this small. Makes you wonder why I bother to wear anything.”

“We like the novelty of seeing you in some material.” Catherine said.

“That's how I felt about my outfit.” Tracy said. “Come along Rohan. The gym equipment arrived this morning so we can show you the gym. Yes the nice structure we refused to show you yesterday is the gym. Juliet is waiting for us. Millie is being very brave and watching a workout as well.”

“I just thought I'd get it over with and enjoy the rest of my time here.” Millie said peeking in my bag. “Those shorts would fit me Rohan. I can't wait to see your natural splendor on display. Innogen tells me she never thought something so good could inspire such naughty thoughts.”

“All you have to do is sit outside the bathhouse at night or early in the morning to see his natural splendor.” Dr. Deidre said.

A lot of people joined us because they hadn't seen the finished gym. Dylan told me it was like a regular gym only scaled down for thirty people. There were rooms behind glass doors for yoga, Pilates and stretching. A separate area had punching balls and a series of different punching bags. The big difference was the kettlebells replacing regular weights and O-rings on the one wall to secure resistance bands. There was a nice cardio area with ten machines.

“Brother Murray put his foot down and refused to let us buy more exercise equipment.” Teresa said with a grin. “He was adamant the monks could train in three groups instead of all at once. You put him through enough torment with your tents so we let him have this victory.”

“This is his area so I would have gone along anyway.” I said.

“Be certain to let him know when you see him.” Belinda said. “Yes I'll remind you. Now go get changed. The change rooms are down the passage to the left. Right past the steam room and sauna. I cannot wait to work out in this gym soon.”

Nurtured. Supported. Sustained. I left my Lady feeling very amused when I decided to see if I could find a limit to the support and nourishment available to me. Sometimes failing is not such a bad thing I reminded her.

“Tally ho eh wot?!” I said before launching myself into my workout.

“Jolly good old bean.” Adam responded.

“Give them what-for!” Tim shouted.

“I think they've had a spot wot!? from the medicine bottle.” Morgan said. “Pick up the pace Rohan. Do you think you're on holiday? I didn't marry into this family for you to embarrass me. Everybody knows I can embarrass myself on my own. That's better Rohan. You can ease up when you feel sharp stabbing pains in your chest.”

The workout went well. I had a surprise up my sleeve which helped me feel really good when my muscles started to burn and my arms began shaking. Sustenance can take many forms I reminded myself. One more round I told myself. Good to see Teresa and Catherine were already dressed in workout clothes.

“Only two rounds?” Adam asked in surprise. “I think we need a doc to check on him. Millie this is unheard of for Rohan.”

“I don't think he's quite done yet.” Leslie said. “He's looking at his trainers with a sparkle in his eyes. That can't be good for them.”

“Depends how you define good.” Tim said.

“Juliet I'll be back for my massage after I've gone for a run with these two pretty trainers.” I said. “Start stretching and getting ready Catherine. You as well Teresa. Instead of standing there grinning I want the five fucketeers on the bikes with plenty of water for us. You guys are riding along so you can let Juliet know when we're on our way back. The bikes are in the opposite direction. I'll cool down if you keep kissing me. Get!”

They got going pretty smartly. I hopped on a treadmill to keep myself warm while the ladies got ready. Our jog turned into a procession as I led them out on to the road. Bryce and Tim rode ahead of us while the scurvy knaves followed behind us. A deputy sheriff pulled up alongside us and introduced himself. He told us of some trails we could all use for our run. I told him I had taught the boys to ride. He complimented them on being sensible and riding at a sedate pace.

“What a pleasant officer.” I said when he headed off. “This might be a place I want to linger for a while. There's the fallen log he mentioned.”

Tim saw me motioning to the left in his mirrors and neatly led us through the gates. There was a lovely avenue for us to run and ride on. The deputy had told me it went for about three miles. Knowing we were heading back once we reached the end of this road my two fellow runners picked up the pace slightly. When we stopped Adam told us we had done a seven-mile run. Teresa told Morgan it was easy to call it not too shabby on the back of a motorbike. Unfazed Morgan agreed with her. He kindly offered to kiss all her sore, aching muscles better after dinner.

We headed back after a short water break to avoid stiffening up. The deputy had passed on the word and the sheriff joined us on the way back. I suggested he go on ahead and we'd meet him at the house. I motioned the boys to go with him because they had the gate opener. This would also allow the sheriff to see they could handle the bikes and drive them responsibly. Later Dylan told me it was really cool to lead the sheriff to the house.

Juliet and Innogen were waiting for my jogging partners when we arrived. I introduced myself quickly before leaving the sheriff in the care of my housekeepers and heading for the steam room to wait for my massage. Sheriff Daniel had accepted an invitation to stay for dinner. He told me all the activity had the locals talking. I asked him how we could get the word out about what we were doing here. Daniel suggested we chat with a local reporter. I promised to speak with Bryce and Innogen about it because they would be staying here.

The boys took Daniel away to show him what we'd done to the place. He laughed when Morgan thanked him for his willingness to overlook the unfinished bits. When they returned Adam told me Daniel's sixteen-year-old son had a 250cc bike and they were going riding together later this week. The sheriff told me my warning about the kisses was a little too late. A good thing the boys were polite enough to ask before they kissed him Tracy agreed.

“Innogen will be around and there will be at least one qualified Hospitaller here all the time.” I said when Daniel asked about the surgery. “Anybody in need is welcome to get treatment here. I'd appreciate you letting the ambulance guys know it is here. We also plan on doing some outdoor survival training in the region and I needed the peace of mind. Dr. Deidre will be here for another three days if the local doctors would like to visit and look at our surgery. Innogen and Lao would love to chat with them as well about our plans for the healing center. We could do a tea if you think they'd be interested.”

“I'll chat with Lao and Innogen before I call the doctors.” Tracy said. “The official opening and blessing is on Friday. That would be a good day to have the reporter over. We'll have finished everything by then so the boys won't be embarrassed. Anybody is welcome to visit our medical staff here. Innogen might have flat rates but the Hospitallers accept donations. Didn't you love the bathhouses?”

“They were very hobbit-like.” Sheriff Daniel agreed. “I almost didn't spot them they blend in so well with the hillside. Excuse me but my deputy is calling. That's kind of you to offer but I can stay for dessert. I love blackberry pie with ice-cream.”

“You boys picked a very sensible part of the country.” my housekeeper said setting a bowl in front of Sheriff Daniel and kissing his cheek. “I'll be voting for you.”

I smiled when my housekeeper handed Sheriff Daniel some food to take home for his son. She knew how much a teenager could eat. There was also dessert in the bag. They could return the containers on Thursday or Friday. He was joining us for some of the festivities. Millie suggested arriving close to lunch or dinner. The scones are also delicious Caryn added.

“Are you newlyweds recovered and happy with your home?” I asked pulling them on my lap. “No squeaky bed springs or insufficient hot water? The place was warm enough all night? The roof didn't leak? There were no drafts? The oven didn't short-circuit? The toilet didn't clog?”

“We will be fine if you want to kidnap Dylan.” Adam said. “Leslie had a nice chat with the three of us, Bryce and Innogen last night.”

“I'd like Dylan to hold Tim's hand out there in our scary campground.” I said. “Tonight I will be busy meditating because I have lots to do tomorrow and Wednesday. Tim I might not get any sleep tonight and the couch will be fine for the little I do get.”

“We'll set up a camp cot next to our work table in the garage for you Rohan.” Bram said. “Won't take a moment. I'll do it on my way to bed.”

“Thank you Bram.” I said. “Now if you folks will excuse me it's time for me to go start my meditation.”

“We'll help Rohan get started won't we Lao?” Jinsong said. “A little Tai Chi in front of the stupa will be a nice start.”

“Right then. A round of kisses and I'll be ready.” I said starting with the two scurvy knaves in my lap. “My housekeeper will keep an eye on me until she goes to bed. You guys will have to use your own judgment when she's not around. I'm certain you will know when to join me.”

“Remember the sketches.” Millie said.

Jinsong kindly walked me through the sequence a few times with the hand moves. Then he watched as I walked through it. A couple of corrections and we were ready to go. When we finished an hour later I felt very, very grounded. There seemed a lot of energy around the stupa. I decided I'd start my meditation here on one of the benches. Tim draped a blanket over my shoulders when he kissed me goodnight. Dylan gave my cock and balls a firm squeeze when he kissed me.

“Thanks guys.” I said softly with my eyes closed as they walked away. “Rest well.”

I was falling deeply in love with Montana. Spending the night outdoors made me realize when the boys finished their schooling I'd most likely spend a good deal of time here. Tim had left me a flask of tea and Innogen brought me another around midnight. Bryce came with her and they sat on either side of me for a bit.

When I saw an inner vision of the lake for the third time Genta was standing above the surface of the water. The water rose up around him and spread out until he stood waist-deep in an ocean. The faces on the fishes got replaced by the faces of the guys from my extended family and friends. I watched the transformation curiously. The the image of plankton with human faces came to mind. After that it was drops of water. Then the hydrogen and oxygen molecules had faces.

“There is that of god in everything.” I said to myself. “Every atom, every electron, every particle no matter how small. The air we breathe is god-like. God, god everywhere.”

Latching on to this thought I held it at the forefront of my mind for another three hours. Merely holding it without any effort to draw forth an answer or meaning. My housekeeper had felt something. The answer rose up inside of me but I was uncertain. This was one of the few times I wanted to know how. Before I knew it I had my phone in hand and was waiting for somebody to answer my call.

“Hello Alida, this is a pleasant surprise.” I said.

“Rohan you called me. Why is it a surprise I answered?” Alida asked with a light laugh. “Well if you did it without thought then we must chat. I do have some time to spare. Let me just finish preparing my pot of tea. Are you well? How is Montana?”

“Lovely. I've fallen in love with this state.” I said. “When the boys finish school I will most likely move out here. I think by now it is early in the morning instead of late at night. I've done a lot of meditation since we arrived. This is one of the few times I really want to understand how things work.”

“I have some ideas based on past channelings I've done.” Alida said. “Instead of throwing patches of material at you why don't I do a channeling so you can get the entire quilt? This will be my gift to what you are creating. Sanne has kept me informed and it sounds magnificent.”

There was a time when we humans lowered our vibration and descended to the level of the caveman. Looking at history it is easy to see humanity has been slowly but steadily increasing our vibration. Yes there were times we got a bit stuck but our determination kept it going. The inner drive to survive and evolve prevented us from wallowing forever as cavemen or in the Dark Ages. When the vibration reaches a certain point it draws forth a new world because the frequency of a caveman is different from somebody living in the Renaissance or present-day New York. This new world was always there. Humans just hadn't reached the right frequency to see it manifest.

“Like flight.” I said softly. “There were birds with the dinosaurs so the principles existed. Theoretically a caveman could have built a plane. Buoyancy as well.”

“Exactly.” Alida channeled. “So these higher frequencies have always been around. The frequency that is present in 2012 was present in 2000 BC. That is why you hear sages speak of the illusionary nature of time. The frequency of 2200 is present with you tonight.”

Residual energy is palpable the channeling continued. Enter a room after people finish laughing and you can feel the energy of the joy. For a week almost four hundred people had saturated this small parcel of land with their joy and excitement as they worked to create something they found inspiring and uplifting. Add in the ritual energy surrounding the building of a stupa and suddenly the vibration rises very high very quickly.

“Higher vibrations raise lower vibrations.” I said. “We also have some very spiritual people and very loving, down-to-earth good people. Artists, healers and fitness trainers. A lot of people focused on health. So this parcel of land might have shifted ahead in time at least frequency-wise.”

“In essence you are several years ahead of your time.” Alida agreed. “A lot of people will find it a very uplifting and inspiring place to visit.”

What this had done for me and my housekeeper was make it easier for us to feel the higher vibrations of energy that I usually reached for through meditation. I was experiencing what it felt like to spend your days in living meditation. The downside was how jarring the change would be when I left unless I made a conscious effort to reach for these higher energies. These energies that support, love and nurture.

“What about the god in everything phrase that came to mind?” I asked. “How do I apply this?”

“You were right in realizing the energy of creation exists everywhere in everything.” Alida continued. “Your god loves you so much it sends bits of itself to sustain you in every breath. Eating of the flesh of god means you're sustaining yourself on energy. Drinking the blood or wine is to remind you it flows like a river to you, through you and all around you. Exactly like a fish experiencing water. Every breath you take is a reminder that you are always remembered because the air you need is there for you and..”

“Always loved because an unconditionally loving god gives of itself to sustain me.” I said in stunned amazement. “How that guy didn't buckle under the weight of all that knowledge and wisdom I'll never know. True if he was wise enough to realize all of this he would know it weighed less than a feather. From the depths of my heart I thank you for this sharing. I trust my Lady won't scold you for sharing this through Alida.”

“I checked with her first.” Alida said. “You were close enough and your gift for Tracy earned you some bonus points.”

“Phew! That's a relief.” I said. “Once again thank you.”

“Well Rohan I hope you got a little clarity.” Alida said. “I don't remember much when I channel. My focus is on stepping back and letting the other soul through.”

“Whoever you channeled explained it very well.” I assured her. “Even I managed to understand enough to answer some of my questions. There is a lot I will need to work with or seek answers to but that is my work. There are five very wise and learned men here. I am certain between them they will have whatever information I need. Now I think I will go find one of those casks of beer and stay up for the sunrise.”

“Enjoy the day Rohan.” Alida said. “I always record my channelings so if you want I will email you a recording.”

“That will be wonderful.” I said. “My housekeeper noticed the different energy. She'll find it very useful. Thank you so much.”

I had just returned to the bench by the stupa after refilling my beer mug when Joseph and Dr. Deidre sneaked up behind me.

“What do you think?” Joseph whispered. “He's got a beer mug in his hand. I hope he hasn't caught a chill out here with just one blanket. He works so hard to help everybody he keeps forgetting about himself. Who wouldn't love him? A monk tried to kill Rohan. Oh my how terrible for the poor man. Dr. Deidre he must be in a lot of pain. I don't mean from Rohan. I mean to attack Rohan. The poor man. I'm glad he's healing. Oh no I couldn't disturb Rohan. I just wanted to make certain he was okay. Perhaps I could cook him a little breakfast soon. He says such kind things about my cooking. The sweet man. We'll slip away quietly and surprise him with breakfast later.”

“You'll have to pay for the pleasure of cooking me breakfast Joseph.” I said. “Get over here and set yourself in my lap so I can kiss you. Dr. Deidre can sit next to us and hold your hand to stop things getting out of hand. What are you doing up so early?”

“I've been up worrying about Joseph.” Dr. Deidre said with a smile. “He's been worrying about you all night. The poor man hasn't the experience the scurvy knaves have Rohan. Are you going to sing in the new day with the sunrise Rohan? Then we'll stay. Is it safe to let go of Joseph's hand while I get us all a beer?”

“Better be quick before we melt into one big happy puddle.” I said. “Thank you Joseph for you love and concern. I'm doing perfectly fine now. Yes I got the answer I was looking for. I'm glad I don't have to spend another night out here. Here's the wise doctor with our beer.”

I decided I needed to stretch my legs so we took a short walk through the pastures. Joseph learned the coals never went cold in the fire pit when Bram and J were near. The two of us helped him throw some potatoes and vegetables together and set them in some cast iron Dutch ovens. The we went back to our bench on the stupa to wait for the sun.

“He'll be nothing but a Popsicle when we find him.” Tim said. “One little blanket wouldn't keep a polar bear warm in this cold. Mark my words he'll be stiff but not in a good way. Dylan I think I've got frostbite of my private bits and I'm wearing four layers of clothing. I can't believe people live here without building bonfires. The poor animals need some help staying warm Dylan. Poor creatures must freeze out here at night.”

“Oh good it looks like Dad has company.” Dylan said. “We can go back to our warm tent Tim.”

“Maybe in an hour or two.” I said loudly. “Get you cute butts over here. Doesn't anybody sleep around here? Even Tim's awake before sunset.”

“I know it's worrisome.” Tim said coming over to hug me. “You don't think I'm starting to get a dose of religion do you Doctor? There's no cure for that you know. I'm learning it haunts you even beyond the grave. Religion Belinda. Belinda! What are you doing up so early?”

“Same thing as you and these two loving newlyweds.” Belinda said.

“We'd better go back to the house where there's more benches.” I said. “The five wise men will be up and joining us soon. I think the potatoes could do with a stir. Joseph is cooking me breakfast. I just chopped the veggies.”

“They're cooking in the fire pit.” Joseph said. “I've never cooked food this way before. Very exciting. Yes a little nerve-wracking but Rohan will rescue breakfast. He's such a dear.”

The boys were happy to enjoy a half-pint of beer while they waited for sunrise. I assured them I'd gotten enough of an answer so I wouldn't need to stay up another night. My housekeepers stepped on to the deck in time to hear. I wouldn't say more because there was a surprise waiting for them in my email account. They could listen to it when I visited the diner. Tracy would have to listen to it later but she had a nine o'clock surprise to keep her going. When our learned men joined us Tracy poured us a refill and included them.

“I've got a special surprise at nine Lao.” Tracy said handing him his beer. “I need to stay sober and can't drink enough medicinal beer on my own. You guys will have to help me or I'll end up embarrassing you. Let your hair down a bit. You guys are on holiday.”

“Millie would love to discover you guys are human and let your hair down.” Caryn said approaching with Millie and Holden. “Rohan a lot of us worry about you being out here all night and got up ridiculously early to check on you. Besides you were planning on singing in the new day. Nothing better than a beer in hand to greet the day.”

“Bram and J are the fire pit experts Joseph.” Dylan said. “They'd love to help you prepare breakfast. I think I hear them approaching now.”

“Bryce, you and Joseph are in charge of breakfast.” my housekeeper said. “Did you get all the answers you needed last night Rohan? Good. We are going to welcome the day and you three handsome guys are going to take this old soak for a soak in the bathhouse. Breakfast will be at least an hour after our sunrise service. Do you need me to send Belinda to hold your hand and make certain you get a good soak in? She makes a very effective nurse when needed.”

“Come along guys the sooner we sing the sooner I can surprise you with some time in the tub.” I said quickly. “We'd be failing in our duty if we didn't test the tubs. I think some time with my favorite scurvy knaves and husband is long overdue.”

My Lady was in fine voice. There is no end to the way you can sing in the day. Seems there are even songs for the morning after a battle to celebrate victory. Then I learned there are songs to thank people for their love and support. A song to bless all the activities planned for the day ended off the twenty-minute service. There had to be chanting because even the most self-conscious didn't mind joining in the chanting. I loved having everybody chanting together.

“Hang on guys.” Millie said tearing a page from Tracy's notebook. “I'll need a little tape Tracy.”

“I know where some is.” Morgan said scampering away.

“This is just a rough sketch for now.” Millie apologized. “I'll do something more fitting later.”

“That's just perfect.” Juliet said with a laugh. “Millie made a Grand Master at play sign.”

“We can't put a sign like that up with children present.” I protested. “Tracy it's a very explicit sign.”

“That's okay.” my housekeeper said with a smile as she looked at the sign. “Nice likeness for five minutes of work. Obviously I mean the face. Rohan the only children here now will be in the tub with you so they won't see the sign.”

“Good point.” Dylan said. “Let's go Dad. Time is marching on and you mustn't be late for the nine o'clock show.”

“Or breakfast.” I said. “I'm already hungry and you guys are going to help me work up an appetite.”

“I'll come along and stand guard outside the bathhouse.” Juliet said. “Rohan I need some time for my own meditations and that's a lovely setting. You guys won't disturb me.”

“Why don't we sing the new song Dylan taught us guys?” Morgan suggested. “I'm always up for a good singalong. We have a pretty lady to impress.”

“Depress more likely.” I said.

“Don't worry Rohan I'll kiss your sore head better.” Juliet promised. “Go ahead guys. A parent must foster creativity in their young.”

“Make a note of that Adam.” Morgan said. “That's a good one to use again later.”

“I've been spanking Pater / All the live long day /” the three boys began to groans from me and a grin from Juliet. “I've been spanking Pater / Just to pass the time away / Soon you'll hear me blowing / Pater early in the morn / Don't you hear Tim shouting / Dylan, blow your dad's horn

Dylan, won't you blow / Dylan, won't you blow / Dylan, won't you blow your dad's horn / Dylan, won't you blow / Dylan, won't you blow / Dylan, won't you blow your Dad's horn

Someone's in the kitchen fucking Dylan / Someone's in the kitchen I know / Someone's in the kitchen fucking Dylan / Giving his bum a good go / Fee fie fiddle iiee o / Fee fie fiddle iiee o / Fee fie fiddle iiee o / Giving his bum a good go.”

“Applause will only encourage them Juliet.” I said. “Between the do-not-disturb sign and the singing I'll consider it a blessing if I drown in the tub.”

“He's just grouchy because he hasn't had any sleep boys.” Juliet said. “Some breakfast will cheer him right up.”

“Come along Dad.” Dylan said. “I have a little snack or two to help tide you over until breakfast.”

“We'll start feeding you while the tub fills.” Tim said. “Then we'll move on a an even more satisfying filling.”

“Juliet before you start meditating please find out from my housekeeper exactly how much time we have.” I asked. “When she wants us back there and not necessarily when breakfast is ready. This is very important. You scurvy knaves can start filling the tub and undressing. The grouch is experimenting.”

“We need to leave here in fifty-minutes.” Juliet shouted through the window.

“Thank you Juliet.” I shouted back. “You guys need to give me a little time before you give me inches. I'm warning you though. When I'm done I'll be issuing orders and expecting you to hop to it. Do we need to send Tim to the tent for lubricant?”

“I got some when I got the tape Rohan.” Morgan said. “We'll ready our butts while you do your magic energy thingy.”

Going within I asked my body to let me know what fifty-minutes would feel like. Imagination worked so well with food I was curious to see how it worked with time. We had a backup in Juliet so I only needed to get close. Breathing I let my body set the tone. One chime of the bell mantra and I reached out to grab the newlyweds.

“Keep an eye on the tub Tim.” I said before my mouth engulfed two rock-hard boners.

Cock and balls in mouth and two tender asses in hand transformed kneeling to worship at this altar into an absolute pleasure. All energy has a pulse. A rhythm that determines its frequency. Every living thing is a microcosm of the larger universe or ocean of my vision. Setting the intention to harmonize with the newlyweds I suddenly stopped trying to blow them. There are cock, balls, ass and other tasty bits I reminded myself with a smile. My hands moved up their backs and down their legs without conscious thought on my part.

Detached I became an observer. I was just as eager as the boys to see what I had in mind for them. Fingers that slid inside them only slipped halfway in. They kept moving back and forth without questing for the depths or sweet spot that lay close at hand. My mouth and tongue settled into a rhythm of their own. I had no idea if it matched that of the newlyweds but their gasps gave me a hint I was pretty darn close. Dimly I heard the sound of people climbing into water. That could wait. The boys were close.

“Pater oh gods Pater the cold night air has inspired you.” Adam said.

“I'll have Bram set a cot up at the stupa.” Morgan said. “Whatever's gotten into you is leaving me stupa-fied Rohan. I hope you like cum!”

“He's never turned down a drop since I met him.” Tim said from within the tub.

“I've noticed the same.” Dylan said. “Fuck that teasing with the finger must be driving you guys crazy. Kiss me Tim. Hard.”

Cum kissed my throat in passing as it slid down to my gut. Lots and lots of delicious sweet and salty cum filling my mouth around their softening cocks. Releasing them from my mouth I let go of their asses as well. Then I gently tugged their cocks this way and that so I could lick the shafts clean. Their balls needed cleaning. I couldn't do a half job.

“I don't care if that tub is a mere three paces away you'll need to carry me Rohan.” Morgan said. “I have to kiss you before you get hold of those two.”

“Pater you do a great job of making meditation appealing.” Adam said. “We must write a book or a scroll. The Complete Pervert's Guide To Meditation. Thank you Pater. I'll just lie here in my husband's arms and see what you have planned for those two.”

“Laugh at us will they.” Morgan said wrapping his arms around Adam and pulling him close. “I'm looking forward to laughing last and hardest.”

I wrapped my arm around Dylan's thighs just below his cute butt and lifted him up to my mouth. Minutes later he relaxed in my arm.

“Get up here and kneel on the seat Tim.” I said and was glad to see the submerged seat still raised his ass out the water.

Still held up out of the water Dylan looked down to watch as I impaled my imp.

“I like what I see a lot Pater. Kiss me.” Dylan said. “Thank you Dad.”

“You're welcome. Have another.” I said standing motionless balls-deep inside Tim. “And another.”

“Excuse me something seems to have slipped your mind.” Tim said. “Ouch! That smack hurt. I'll take another.”

The newlyweds chuckled as I gave Tim's cheeks a quick six smacks. Then I set Dylan on Tim's back. Raising Dylan's legs and placing them against my chest I kept him in place. Then I began fucking Tim. Leaning forward I kissed Dylan. While our lips locked and my hips were driving my cock in and out of Tim it was time to reach out for their rhythm. This time I felt as if they had formed a circuit lying with their backs touching. Their energy seemed to flow through them. I was pleasantly surprised because they weren't fucking each other.

Time to see if fucking Dylan makes any difference I thought pulling out of Tim. Dylan mouthed a silent thank you while Tim cursed beneath us. I reached down to slap his butt while I drove into Dylan's ass. Tempting as it was to fuck my son hard I held back until I found the rhythm. The pace quickened steadily as their breathing grew more ragged and their cursing got louder. Whenever thoughts of time rose I deliberately focused on the boys beneath me. Their expression. Dylan's erect nipples or the sight of my cock sliding into him. Then I returned to my one word mantra “rhythm”.

“On my mark.” I said when the newlyweds came over to spank me from either side. “Now. Wait. Now. Now. Wait. Reach for it. Feel. Now. Wait. Now. Now. Wait.”

“I think I've got it Rohan.” Morgan said. “How's this?”

“Fucking awesome.” I said. “I'll blister your butt before sundown. You know it will change don't you?”

“Leave this to me.” Morgan said smacking me hard.

I surrendered to it all in that moment. All thoughts of rhythm fled from my mind as I relaxed. Smiling contentedly I set about fucking my husband and son. Relaxing more and more with each slap to my ass I barely noticed my cock was pumping cum into Dylan's ass. Tears of relief streamed down Tim's cheeks when I took him in my mouth. He sobbed through his orgasm. I stood up to lick his tears from his cheeks. Then I gently pulled him down to stand with me on the floor of the tub.

“Choose an ass and kneel behind us on the seat you scurvy newlyweds.” I said. “Fuck us quickly we're right on the edge of our time limit.”

“Thanks Dad for an amazing fuck.” Dylan said kissing me. “I'll go tell Juliet you're almost done.”

Reaching out I wrapped my arms around Tim and pulled him close. We kissed while our asses got pounded and filled surprisingly quickly. Morgan laughed when I expressed surprise. This was their second orgasm in less than an hour. Adam told me their blowjob was so hot they were still horny when I started fucking the others. I laughed when Morgan told us he had come very close to rolling Adam over and fucking him.

“Tracy's bottle is never around when you need it Dylan.” Juliet said. “Nobody will believe the old codger got out of that bathhouse in forty-nine minutes when he had fifty. No you can't go back in there.”

“Ouch! May I have some more?” I said kissing her quickly. “Let's go! These scurvy lads conspired with my husband to use up all our time and keep me from my breakfast.”

“I'm sure you found something to snack on in there.” Juliet said. “Judging by the grins I'd say the tub proved an enjoyable experience. Tim's a little quiet though. Come here and let me hold you Tim. Care to share or shall we chat later?”

“A little of both I think.” Tim said sliding his arm around her. “The meditation and his answer has changed Rohan. Definitely for the better Juliet. His lady wouldn't allow anything else. That much we know. You know there is beauty in sex and beauty in making love. This morning it was as if the scoundrel brought the beauty of sex and making love together.”

“Tim that's a brilliant description.” Morgan said. “I've never been ready for round two so quickly in my life. Sorry Adam but it looks like you will be spending a night outside at the stupa. You really need to learn whatever it was Rohan discovered. I know we're married but we can't do everything together. You need your alone time. Think of the hot sex.”

“We'll help hold him down for you to thrash.” Dylan promised Adam.

“Holy crap you're bang on time.” Tracy said reaching for a nearby bottle of whiskey. “Anybody else need a slug?”

“Tim does.” I said. “Go on Tim. You'll manage the meeting just fine. Jinsong it's all tied in to rhythm and frequency. I'll explain after tea. Right now I'm starving.”

Tracy gave me a long look after breakfast when I suggested she leave the bottle here. My housekeeper calmly took it from her hand and kissed her cheek. I told Tracy only Tim and the others attending the meeting knew what I had planned. Innogen and Bryce had joined us for breakfast on the deck. She told me they were going to hang out in the healing center while we had our meeting.

“Belinda please blindfold Tracy.” I said as we approached the front door. “Use this scarf. Tim please go on ahead and prepare the room.”

Belinda guided Tracy next to me on the sofa. I looked at the TV screen where the largest window showed the view from a small camera worn by Brother Michael at his right temple. A smaller window showed Hafiz who wisely kept quiet when he saw Tracy's blindfold.

“Tracy before I release the blindfold I want you to know Tim has muted the microphone from our side.” I said holding her hands in mine. “No matter how much we shout it won't prove a distraction. You know how excitable Tim and Belinda get.”

“Lao as well.” Tracy said. “Please Rohan the suspense is killing me.”

“Okay but it will cost you a kiss.” I said removing her blindfold. “A kiss. Singular.”

When she saw what could only be a marketplace Tracy hopped into my lap and showered me with kisses. I was the kindest, sweetest old geezer on the planet. I was spending way too much money streaming this live. I was beyond a doubt boss of the century. I was her favorite current employer. I was very, very lucky we were both in relationships. I had better work on my sparring so I was alive to marry her and Brother Michael. I really ought to have another one of the muffins Bryce left us.

“Phew! I take it you approve.” I said weakly.

“My church funds were very low when I took these two on as students.” Lao explained. “A sacrifice so I could continue to help others.”

“A noble sacrifice Lao.” Jinsong said with a smile. “Your teacher will reap great honor when people hear of your willingness to suffer all this embarrassment just to share your knowledge and treat patients.”

“We'll just share a little of it so you aren't embarrassed further by your teacher's effusive praise.” Hui said. “Thank you for the muffin Belinda.”

“Shh! I think the shows about to start.” Tracy said.

The three brothers were approaching. Hafiz had told us other monks and nuns were wearing cameras so we would be able to compile a recording of the sparring from a number of vantage points. All the Order members were in disguise as civilians or stall owners. Brother Michael didn't need any insult to get the brothers to attack. They all knew why he was there. When he saw them Brother Michael stood and dropped his hood.

Despite being out of shape the brothers remained a well-oiled team. They had been protecting their families and camels against bandits for decades in some of the harshest conditions imaginable. His extra conditioning helped even things for Brother Michael but he would still need to fight well to keep them at bay. Brother Michael stepped out to an open space between stalls and flipped a couple of oranges at the brothers. Scimitars flashed and the cut oranges dropped.

Wordlessly they leaped forward to attack Brother Michael. We knew the sound was on when their swords struck as Brother Michael leaped between them and parried a strike. He positioned himself between two stalls so only two of the brothers could approach. Tracy was hanging on me with her gaze fixed on the screen. Brother Michael used rolling hands to keep the brother's scimitars at bay. The swords flashed in the sunset. I smiled as I watched Brother Michael slowly work the brother's scimitars up. Stepping forward between them he swatted their blades aside and with a single cross-cut drew a line of blood across their stomachs.

“Yes! Brilliant!” Tim shouted jumping up and down. “Wow! I need a muffin.”

The two brothers stepped aside so Brother Michael could face off with the last brother. People cleared a space and settled in to watch. Brother Michael raised his sword in a quick salute. I smiled when I saw to robed figures approach the brothers behind Brother Michael and tend to their cuts. Judging by his size I guessed the last brother was Mahmud. A man of equal size to Brother Michael.

“Rohan it looks like Brother Michael was paying attention to you.” Tracy said as the sound of swords striking rang out in one long peal. “That's the sticky hands thingy again. Sticky rolling you know what I mean.”

Mahmud managed to disengage and force Brother Michael to his right with a low strike at his legs. Brother Michael worked on raising Mahmud's scimitar just as he had with the other brothers but Mahmud smiled and disengaged before his scimitar got to chest height. I glanced across at Jinsong and we smiled at each other. Brother Michael knew that wouldn't work a second time but he had Mahmud feeling confident he had survived Brother Michael's favorite tactic. What he overlooked was the tactic worked as well forcing a blade to the left. Judging the moment nicely Brother Michael thrust and drew blood on Mahmud's ribs. Mahmud hadn't been able to get his scimitar back across in time to fully parry the thrust.

Tracy and Tim hugged and kissed me. Then they jumped up and down hugging and kissing each other. Tim finally ended up in my lap. I just leaned back and laughed. We ended the stream from Brother Michael and chatted with Hafiz when he finished laughing. He thanked Jinsong for helping save the honor of the Order. They had arranged two more bouts in the next ten days. I assured Tracy we would watch the next bout before we left on Saturday. The brothers would need time to recover from their scratches. Hafiz promised to send us a recording of the sparring once they'd edited everything from the other cameras. Tim assured him the network on our side was secure.

“This is not the time to discuss it in great detail so we will chat later but the audit is proving very fruitful.” Hafiz said. “Once again thank you for your help Jinsong.”

“Brother Michael came to me well-trained thanks to Rohan.” Jinsong said modestly.

“You're just saying that to stop me from kissing you as much.” Tracy said. “Well it won't work. Once I've recovered I'm taking you for a walk Jinsong. Now it's time for some tea. Hafiz just you remember you will be all alone with me up on the mountain in the Andes soon. Thank you for arranging this Hafiz. I really, really appreciate it. Now I must escape this dust.”

My lovely housekeeper was waiting on the covered porch with Tracy's bottle. She wrapped an arm around Tracy and led her back for tea. Stephen predicted more kisses for me when word of this got out. I just shrugged and pulled Tim close to thank him for taking care of the video stream.

“No protests about the kisses?” Belinda asked in surprise. “I'm not used to you not wriggling out of kisses Rohan. Last night must have been transformative.”

“This is for Tracy.” I said. “I'll take any number of kisses if she's happy with her surprise.”

“Tracy has told us there is no limit on the thank you kisses for this surprise.” Dylan said approaching with the newlyweds. “She wasn't certain if you wanted to announce it at tea so she kept quiet. Something about protocol and the Order members being here.”

“She got it right.” Stephen said. “This is something for the highest ranking member of the Order to announce.”

“You scurvy knaves can run on back and tell everybody we need a round of Polish mineral-water made ready.” I said leaning down for one last kiss from them. “Scoot!”

Stephen let Tracy know she was correct in leaving the announcement to me. I had Tim send a text to the British hooligans asking if they'd care to join us on Skype. Tim propped his phone on the table so they could watch me.

“There is a wager between my son and three brothers in Oman.” I said. “These brothers taught me a lot and became friends although we'd never admit it. These brothers work together as a team of three. Today Brother Michael defended the honor of the Order by standing in for me against them. He drew first blood on all three and left unmarked. Before we salute Brother Michael we must give credit to the kind assistance offered by Jinsong in preparing Brother Michael for his challenge. Thank you Jinsong. Now let's all raise a glass to Brother Michael. Light, love and life!”

“Light, love and life!” everybody said and knocked back their vodka.

“Why didn't we toast Brother Michael?” Adam asked.

“We always place the Order first.” I explained. “Using his name would have embarrassed him too much. Trust me I know.”

“The only time we use names is when we toast the new Grand Master or appoint somebody to lead a military campaign.” Stephen said. “Now Rohan about last night. I've heard a lot about your meditation. Care to enlighten us?”

“Tim after tea I'd like you to get the learned spiritual men, my housekeepers, Stephen, Belinda and anybody else who wants to hear it together.” I said. “Somewhere in my personal email account is a copy of a channeling Alida did for me. A gift to help bless this project. What I'd like is for people to think about what they hear this afternoon and I'll answer questions after dinner.

Bryce we are still headed to the diner this afternoon aren't we? Good. Joseph I'd like you to join us. There will be room in the car for Dr. Deidre as well.”

“Car? What car?” Tracy asked. “I'll call the rental company.”

“No need to bother.” I said. “Please Tracy I need a breather. I've already had more thank you kisses in the past fifteen-minutes than fifteen days. Bram can you show me your workspace I need to make a couple of calls. Yes and escape.”

“Why don't you come help me in the garden for a bit Rohan?” Sanne asked. “You have a headset to make and take calls.”

“Borrow mine Scoundrel.” Tim said. “I can't believe you left the tent without yours. Now what's your password for your email. Samuel369 was the password last week. What do you mean you don't change it weekly? No please don't tell me how long its been since you changed it. You know I don't find it hard to believe he doesn't have a clue how to get his cellphone paired with the headset Sanne. There you go my Love. Press here to answer a call. See you in an hour.”

Bram told me they would listen to the channeling when they chatted with Alida so she could answer their questions. I had a great time working on the flower beds around the house.

“Do any of you know where we can find Rohan?” a guy asked the three of us.

“He's the handsome man to my right.” Sanne said.

“Thank you for driving out here.” I said brushing my hands on my jeans and shaking his hand. “No I don't mind you accepting my lunch invitation. Bram is the garage at Innogen's home open? These guys have two cars to deliver. You didn't think I was going to leave them out here with no transport did you Sanne? Bryce has to get to work. One of them will be a company vehicle for the compound, newlyweds and Innogen to share if they insist. I'll throw them all in a room and let them sort it out. Right now I am out of patience with people protesting stuff. Please go ahead and break the news to them. I'll stay here and lay straw.”

Sanne intercepted the gang as they stepped out of the house. One look at me and my housekeeper helped her herd the group towards Innogen's home. I kept working with Bram. He told me he understood how I was feeling. I almost kissed him. Instead I merely suggested he make a note of this comment and keep it handy. Sanne followed my advice to keep everybody at the house until they figured out a way to accept the cars. Whatever they did worked because Bryce, Innogen and the newlyweds came over and just gave me a thank you hug and a kiss.

“There really is no way for anybody to live here without transport Dad.” Adam said as we sat down for lunch. “Thank you for the option to make one a shared car. You don't mind if we park it close to the house? Bram says there's plenty of room in the garage for the bikes, car and his work area. Leslie told us to look at it like a tool. We have garden tools and maintenance tools and a car. Some tools just cost a bit more than others.”

“Ivan you don't mind if I kiss your lovely wife do you?” I asked. “Good. In return I'm taking you in to town so you can buy some meat for sausages. You and Tracy can drive around town to see if you can buy a meat grinder.”

“No need to buy one.” Bryce said. “There's a meat grinder attachment for my stand mixer.”

“We'll be doing a lot of grinding.” Ivan said. “Rohan I'll let you give my lovely wife two kisses if you let me spend some more of your money.”

“When you say things like that you run the risk of him kissing you.” Dylan said.

“Rohan needs some cheering up and some rest.” Ivan said. “He's been operating on an empty tank from the moment he got his answer. I'm surprised none of our learned friends have tried to poison him with thirty gallons of tea this morning.”

“We didn't realize how much of a wasteland this was.” Innogen admitted.

“Call the apothecary and have some delivered overnight.” Ivan said. “They're an hour behind us. Are the rest of you who are coming with to town finished with your lunch? Good. Then prepare a plate for Rohan to eat on the way. I need to have a chat with my wife. She'll need to speak to the wise men, Sanne, Bram and Rohan's housekeeper. Tim I think you'll be very helpful here.”

“There are also a couple of pretty ladies who would love you to join them for tea.” Caryn said. “When Ivan starts conspiring you won't get me to go anywhere.”

“Come along Rohan.” Ivan said returning after a quick chat with Leslie. “The sooner we go the sooner we can get you back to your tent.”

Leslie kissed me twice just before I got in the car. The car delivery guys were going on a tour of the property with the scurvy knaves. On the short drive to town I reached a decision about the diner. Ivan wasn't too surprised when I told them this wouldn't take long and we'd go shopping together.

“Tracy please get Frederick on the line and ask him to stay on the line.” I said entering the diner. “You are the pretty Bethany? I'm the bully you met a couple of weeks ago. Is there somebody to run the register? No. Okay folks your lunches are on me. Bethany you can ring them up after our chat. Now we need Hayden to join us? Ivan please go with Joseph and send Hayden out to join us. I'm terribly sorry to put you through this Joseph but we're here to fix things. I hope it helps to remember that when you see the kitchen.”

“I'll make notes of what needs doing.” Ivan said. “You just say whatever comes to mind and I'll make notes Joseph.”

“They warned me if you had to come fetch me you'd kiss me for a week or longer.” a flustered Hayden said shaking my hand.

“Really?” Bethany asked.

“I'd hold him and kiss for as long as it took for him to heal.” I said calmly. “He'd be better off if he allowed you to hold and kiss him more often. I look scary in a skirt.”

“Hideous.” Tracy agreed.

“Let me be frank.” I said. “I've had a very good night but I'm cranky because I didn't get any sleep. A mixed blessing you might call it. Hayden you are the second diner owner I have met recently who ended up suffering heart trouble. This will not happen again. I don't care if we lose business but the food served when Bryce takes over that kitchen will be tasty, nourishing and healthy. There will be healing herbs in it to help keep the customers healthy. All refined flours, hydrogenated oils and denatured sweeteners are going.”

“Give it a try first please.” Tracy said sitting on the lap of a guy next to us who started to say he wouldn't be back. “The man just admitted to being cranky. Trust me you really don't want to mess with him when he's cranky. Tomorrow after he's rested you can go out back and fight. I give you ten-seconds. Isn't it better to kiss me than get beaten up?”

“She's got you there Sam.” the guy next to him said. “Mister if you keep the food tasty I'll keep coming back. Hayden's stroke was a bit of a wake-up call for me as well. I just don't know how to prepare healthy food and I'm on my own. Eating here is a lot easier for me. Pete's the name. Thanks for helping Hayden. Bethany called you the answer to her prayers.”

“Yes Hayden I did.” Bethany said. “They have a clinic with some people you are going to see. I agree with Rohan that we need to get healthy. I'm carrying extra weight and my blood pressure has gone up at each check-up. I didn't want to worry you. Rohan I've spoken to Paula who told me to trust you. I was waiting for you to visit before asking Hayden to chat with Isaiah. He's been stuck in the kitchen.”

“Hayden you've worked out a profit-sharing system for Bryce with Tracy haven't you?” I asked. “That's great. I don't need to know the details. Now I want you and Bethany to write a figure on this napkin of the average sales on a good month. Your very best month since you opened. Hand that napkin to Tracy. She has my accountant on hold. He will make a note of that figure and call your accountant. Any time you don't make that target he will deposit the difference in your bank account. I can have that money placed in an account now or we shake hands on it.”

“I'll shake.” Hayden said. “You didn't look at the figure.”

“I trust the two of you to set an honest amount.” I said. “Whatever it is I can match it. Some investments of mine have done nicely.”

“I'll kiss you.” Bethany said kissing my cheek.

“Rohan are you done with Bryce?” Ivan said. “Ah here's Zak now. Perfect timing Zak. Come with me guys. Joseph is preparing you guys some tea. Tracy keep Rohan there. This has nothing to do with Rohan or Bram any longer.”

One hour later they rejoined us. I took Ivan aside to an empty table and asked him to just get a feel of the place. Then I asked him to notice his breathing. When he thought of Leslie or the meat shop back home his breathing changed. I had him bring his thoughts back to this diner. When a question arises that concerns what you have planned see if your breathing changes or if it settles where it is now. Ivan promised to give it a try even with simple, obvious questions. He thought of some of his plans and smiled at me.

Bryce and Ivan told Hayden they'd need the rest of the week to get things ready. Ivan took Hayden and Bethany for a walk outside to keep me from interferng with his plans. He told them this was still their diner and he wanted them on board with the changes. Bethany smiled when he told them he'd gotten plenty of rest last night so he wouldn't bully them or their customers. I went in to the kitchen to chat with Bryce and Joseph while I waited. On our way out we said goodbye to Bethany who was wiping her eyes with a tissue. She simply told me Ivan was as much an answer to their prayers as me. Ivan blushed under her praise so prettily Tracy had to kiss his cheek.

“I feel really bad walking away from the kitchen and leaving it like that Rohan.” Joseph said as we snuggled on the back seat. “You must have had an idea of how bad it was when you left here the last time. Walking away must have been so hard.”

“When you have a plane to catch and people waiting back home it helps.” I said quietly. “Besides I'm not as tactful or skilled with people as Ivan is. Thank you Ivan for helping.”

Our first stop involved a trip to Kalispell and a commercial kitchen supply store. The meat grinders would be used in the diner when Bryce started work there on Monday. In the meantime we would be giving them a test run. Ivan had a nice chat with the manager of the meat store. Tracy wandered around with me to stop me from buying stuff. She did allow me to buy two dozen candles. We stopped at the garden store to buy two large round terracotta trays to set the candles on. I was glad we arrived back with enough time for me to have a drink with the scurvy knaves before dinner.

“Right after dinner you can place a couple of drinks on each of these terracotta things and carry them to the tent.” Tracy instructed Tim. “Then you can use them for these candles. I allowed Rohan to buy them for you because he promised to go straight to bed after dinner.”

Bryce promised to let them all in on Ivan's latest conspiracy when I was in bed. He promised to wait for Tim to return. Tim surprised me by telling Bryce to go ahead without him and they'd chat tomorrow. The sweet imp wasn't going to leave me alone tonight. Tim was happy to spend the evening reading and relaxing. Dylan promised to share the conspiracy with Tim when he got back to the tent. I enjoyed seconds so the boys wouldn't worry and headed off to bed right after dinner. When Tim took my empty glass from my hand my eyelids were already closing. The last thing I felt before sleep claimed me was him kissing me good night.

I guessed Bram had been responsible for the second camp cot making its way into the tent last night. Tim and Dylan were sleeping in it when I woke at six. Ten hours of sleep was exactly what I needed to feel my usual self. I was relaxing in a tub when I heard Dr. Deidre tell Tim he'd find me inside. The boys slipped in on either side of me. They grinned when I told them I was back to my normal self. I blew Dylan while Tim fucked me. Then Dylan fucked me. The sight got Tim hard so I blew him. We were just about to get out when I heard Dr. Deidre telling Adam where we were.

“No don't leave me alone with these scurvy newlyweds.” I begged when Tim decided he needed to fetch me some clothes.

“I have to go help Tim carry that heavy clothing.” Dylan said kissing my cheek. “He's all yours guys. Might I suggest one at either end.”

“Splendid idea Dylan.” Morgan said while shedding clothing quickly. “Your choice Adam.”

Morgan got to fuck me while I blew Adam. We kissed while Morgan finished off at the other end. The two of them insisted on drying me and helping me dress. Dr. Deidre and Joseph walked over with us to get some breakfast. Jinsong decided we'd spar tomorrow after I'd had some tea. He told me I could do a workout this afternoon if I promised to follow the advice of my inner guidance and my Lady.

The tea arrived an hour before lunch time along with a whole host of boxes. A lot of people scurried away with big smiles. The learned men promised to keep me entertained. We headed down to the healing center for a chat about my meditation and the answers. I agreed to a second chat tomorrow to give them time to think about my answers and have a discussion tonight. I was dining with Bryce and Innogen.

“Tiny!” I shouted and took off at a run when I spotted the large figure on the deck.

“Rohan!” Benjamin said bracing himself as I leaped at him. “I guess you are glad to see me. We can chat while we eat otherwise you'll get grouchy. Meet Skye. Skye this is the infamous Rohan. The man who saved my life and self-respect.”

“Bah I was just a reminder Skye.” I said. “This man did the hard work. You're Millie's friend aren't you?”

“There was too much for me to paint here.” Millie explained. “I'm thought I was taking a holiday. Rohan it's all your fault for bringing me to such a magical place. The only reason I'm not marrying the man Skye is because of this handsome guy. Tim is Rohan's husband. Yes Tim I am jealous. You'll have to see this place to believe it Skye. I'll show both of you around after lunch. The food is so good Rohan even has two fitness trainers on hand to help you stay in shape. There's also a doctor and a therapist for when you get overwhelmed. Then if you somehow manage to survive they will do a showing of your work on both coasts of America. Ridiculous I tell you.”

“Serves you right from crawling out from under your rock.” Skye said. “I call her termite because her home is such a cave and always closed up.”

“The place gets a bit messy Caryn.” Millie confessed. “There's no garden Sanne. A bit of land with plants more knotted than my hair after an orgy. Hard being house proud of a mess.”

“Do you have your house keys on you?” Caryn asked. “Hand them over. I'll go pay the jungle a visit.”

“The kids could do with some time away.” Benjamin said.

“Go speak to Innogen.” I said softly when I saw the shock on Millie's face. “I'll take those keys. Before the kids visit I'll go out there with Tim and Caryn. This isn't charity Millie. You see Tim needs to finish getting his cellphone network up and we need a place to stay. I'd rather stay at your place than a hotel.”

“You know you need the help and you won't find anybody less judgmental than Rohan.” Leslie said. “We'll have Tim get us connected so you can go through your stuff with them and decide what you want to keep. Spend some of the money from your art sales on your home. The kids are orphans who love day trips. You can give something to the orphanage.”

“Will you help me please Leslie?” Millie asked quietly.

“Why don't we do it while we have breakfast together?” Leslie suggested. “This will be between tea and dinner in England. A couple of hours each day is all they will need. Before we leave here please speak to Innogen. She went through something similar.”

“Please let me help Millie.” I said. “I'll be very bored while Tim is working and a bored Rohan gets into trouble. I promise if I'm not having fun I'll call in a maid service and let you pay the bill. Caryn will be with us. Holden needs time to breathe and catch up on his studies. You can cybersex Caryn. My handsome devil will secure the networks on either end.”

“Yes Benjamin I'll gladly help as a consultant.” Sanne said. “I'll help Rohan get started before the kids arrive.”

“Fair enough.” Benjamin said. “Thank you for being so brave Millie. My life was just as messy as your home so none of us will judge you.”

“I lived on the streets for a year or two.” I said. “Three was it Leif? Thank you. Leif! What are you doing here? Petersen I'll whip your butt on Saturday morning. There's lots to do.”

“Yes we know.” Leif said sitting in my lap and kissing me. “Ivan and Bryce called. I'm glad you feel that way because the Hospitallers in England are doing tests on every diner chef and owner willing to take part in their study. Petersen realized the same thing as you. They are not only killing themselves they are killing their customers.”

“The challenge of tasty, healthy diner food appealed.” Petersen said. “I never thought of adding healing herbs. Innogen your suggestions would be welcome. I'm staying on after the gang leaves if the newlyweds don't charge us too many kisses for the use of a room.”

“We'll take as many as you can get in before we leave.” Adam said. “That's from both of you. Speak to Brother Murray when he arrives. He's doing school lunches so he'll have some healthy menus already prepared. I think he'll need a few days to get things ready before he takes over here.”

“Stephen we need to chat with Rohan about Brother Murray.” Belinda said. “You know how little Rohan knows about protocol. We'd better eat now. Rohan we can chat while you have thirds. We might need help from Christopher and Garth so we need to have our questions ready first thing in the morning. I know you have a workout and a dinner date.”

“Sorry Leif it looks like we won't have too much time together.” I said as we headed over to the grills.

“That's okay we planned on only being here for Friday but changed our flight when Bryce called.” Leif said. “When Petersen heard Ivan was involved it made him take notice.”

“Speak to Joseph before you let Petersen near that kitchen.” I warned. “There's a lot of pain and disillusionment. Things have been rough for people here.”

My conversation with Stephen was not a very long one. I explained if it were possible I'd like Brother Murray totally in charge of the Order side of things here. The training and the clinic. He was to have free rein within whatever parameters Stephen was willing to set. Stephen smiled when Belinda relayed my ready acceptance of only ten cardio machines. I was happy to leave it in Stephen's hands. He promised to chat with Brother Murray tomorrow afternoon when he arrived.

“Yes he's bringing Sister Celeste.” Belinda said when I asked. “You really do have a soft spot for her. I think she already knows.”

“Coming Tracy.” I said. “Sorry guys but it's time for me to go flex my muscle. Innogen if you want other people to join us for dinner that's fine. You're providing it. Let Tim know what time you want us to join you. I have a quick workout but a slightly longer post-workout routine today. You're the healer you'll understand it better than me. I'm just the guy who always does what the lady tells him to do.”

“I suppose two ladies having that power is better than none.” Innogen said. “Now you've made me curious. I'll have to tag along.”

“Huh we all know it's the outfit.” Millie said. “Looks like a light workout which I think will still be amazing Skye. This is most probably his last one here so you have to see it.”

Keeping with my theme of finding the rhythm of a space and moment my Lady suggested fewer exercises done with as much weight and as many repetitions as I could manage. I explained to my trainers I needed five exercises that would give me a full body workout. Fifteen-minutes of cardio, three of the five exercises, more cardio and the last two exercises would be the program today. Naturally we'd use the resistance bands. I smiled as Millie showed Skye the resistance band I used. They had fun stretching it out together while I did my time on the treadmill. Sky reached for Tracy's bottle when I calmly slipped the band around my waist and stretched it out to the center of the floor.

“Yes Catherine I could do with a heavier kettlebell.” I said. “We must speak some more about this on the ride home. My Lady is suggesting minimal reps with the heaviest possible weights. Then two days of nothing but cardio, yoga, etc. Mull it over. I have a little weight training to do.”

“Hang on a mo'.” Skye said coming over and lifting the kettlebells up to me. “Yes Millie ridiculous is the perfect word for this workout. I can barely lift the weight up to his waist and the man is doing one in each hand above his head. When he moves up to the next kettlebell there's no way I will be able to lift it. Nice shorts er form Rohan.”

I did each rep as slowly as possible. The weight routine became like an exercise in Tai Chi. Five reps were all it took to leave me drenched in sweat. Finding the pulse of the moment and space allowed me to push through to nine reps. Seeing how I'd struggled the boys rushed off to try it with lighter weights. Jinsong went over to help. They managed three reps as they did each of my weight exercises as slowly as possible. Millie and Skye volunteered to help Innogen give them a post-workout massage.

Juliet and Tracy supported me after my workout. My whole body was shaking. I told Catherine it was a sign her five exercise choices did work the entire body. Lao suggested they let me spend a few minutes in the steam room. I swear Tim enjoyed filling my water bottle with plain water. He even returned a bit later to hand me another water bottle. Juliet finally rescued me and gave me a lovely massage. Their attempts to drown me from the inside out failed but it was close. Tim kept me moving at a brisk pace from the massage table to the bathhouse to Bryce and Innogen.

“Thank the gods.” I said when I sank into a chair with a brandy and soda in my hand. “My head is still spinning Innogen. Please don't trouble yourself Dr. Deidre. No need to go on a hike to get something to take my blood pressure.”

“There's no need to go on a hike.” Innogen said sitting in my lap and kissing me soundly. “Seems this house comes with a bag of medical equipment put together by the good doctor herself for me. I'll go get it.”

Dr. Deidre decided I'd live to enjoy dinner. She agreed nobody deserved to drop dead just before a meal cooked by Bryce and Joseph. I sat on a bar stool at the breakfast counter watching their antics. Joseph kept thanking Bryce for letting him cook. He'd only cooked a breakfast since arriving here. Bryce thanked him for the cooking lesson.

While I watched the chefs Dr. Deidre told me they were meeting with the local doctors tomorrow afternoon. Innogen was glad Dr. Deidre, Lao and Leslie would be here to help. I reminded her Brother Murray would also be here plus the Hospitaller he was bringing to leave in charge of the healing center. This Hospitaller would be highly qualified and experienced or else we ran the risk of liability issues. Especially with a surgery on the premises. Innogen grinned when I told her they loved to teach and share their knowledge.

“This home is perfect Rohan.” Bryce said over dinner.

“Much like this chicken and roast potatoes.” Tim said. “You guys nailed the gravy.”

“Thank you Tim.” Bryce said. “I cannot begin to thank you enough so I'm not going to try Rohan. You know enough to get a sense of how we feel about our home. All of your generosity has made me more determined not to embarrass you.”

“That will be ample thanks.” I said. “Yes Innogen I did stand guarantor at the diner. Bryce and Ivan are conspiring so I doubt they'll fall short of the target. I'm curious to see how much they exceed it each month.”

“Hayden and Bethany are very sweet.” Bryce said. “They insisted anything over that figure will be split fifty-fifty. Hayden asked me to wait because he wants to average our sales over a year before he asks you to make good any shortfall. I agreed because there is a lot of seasonal business here Rohan.”

“Fair enough.” I said. “The sweet man is open to serving healthy food. That has earned him lots of leeway with me Dr. Deidre.”

“Petersen and Rohan are on a crusade to change diner food.” Tim said. “I have no doubt Rohan's business portfolio will start to include a lot more diners.”

“Thanks to Petersen, Garth and Christopher I can see how things go in England first.” I said. “I might do a couple of diners here to test recipes and menus.”

“Oh I almost forgot Rohan.” Joseph said suddenly. “Who is Mr. McGoo? He's having a trial run here on Friday when you do your blessings.”

“Tim can tell you all about Mr. McGoo.” I said. “What I'd like to know is why he's needed here on Friday?”

“There's a reporter and photographer coming out on Friday.” Tim said. “They are going to help us get the word out among the locals. The catering crew is staying on for another week so they can help with the open day next weekend. We thought it would be nice if the reporter mentioned in her article about the opening of this center. Everybody's getting an email outlining the official story that we're a non-profit, non-denominational organization interested in helping people combine the best of modern living with traditional lifestyles and healing modalities. I'll read it to you as a bedtime story my Love.”

“You're in charge of the McGoo aspect of things so I'll leave it in your hands.” I said. “I'll have enough to do once our missing team members arrive tomorrow. No more workouts until Monday but I have to spar with Petersen tomorrow.”

After dinner Tim told the others about Mr. McGoo. Innogen decided only I would get British Intelligence to create a completely verifiable paper trail of somebody called Mr. McGoo. Patrick Albert McGoo even had a birth certificate and a family tree that could be traced back to the fifteenth century. The Order monks had enjoyed themselves creating a whole host of family members. They had even added information to records in Order churches in case a diligent reporter came along. They'd find everything they needed to convince them this family really did exist. Dr. Deidre laughed when Tim showed her a report on ancestry.com for the McGoo family.

“Seems it all started with a German who got shipwrecked off the coast of Scotland.” Dr. Deidre red. “Goethe was the surname. When he married a Scottish lass the Mc got added and because Goethe was hard for the locals to pronounce it became Goo. There you have the birth of McGoo. I'll let you read the rest of the story later.”

“One day he'll be knighted for his good works and that will really make it real.” Tim said.

The thought of Sir McGoo set off another round of laughter. I decided it was time to have a nightcap. We toasted the impending knighting of Mr. McGoo. On the way to the campground I stopped for a few minutes of chanting at the stupa. Tim, Joseph and Dr. Deidre joined in. I led Tim inside a bathhouse. He agreed Caryn had suggested we try all three bathhouses before leaving on Saturday.

“There might be time for the tub to fill but I'm out of patience.” I said. “I want to fuck your ass now. Waiting for the shower to get hot is enough torment.”

“I can't imagine how little me could make such a mighty warrior weak at the knees with desire.” Tim said with a smile when I took him in my arms.

“Who care about how?” I asked. “You did so you must pay the price. There is fucking.”

“You weren't kidding my Love.” Tim said. “I love a man of his word.”

Water streamed down on us as Tim braced himself against the shower door and I mounted him. The energy of a space is a living thing so when I let my lust flow it responded and merged to create a new pulse. Buried in Tim's tight ass I found it easier to focus on my feelings of lust. I grabbed his hips, stood upright behind him and fucked him. There was nothing more to it. Tim leaned forward and got fucked. Simple fornication has its place I decided as I got off inside Tim. Leaning forward Tim unloaded on the floor.

Moments later I was washing him while he washed me. I urged him to pick up the pace. When we stepped out the shower I kissed him thank you and led him to the tent.

“Oh how sweet.” Tim said softly when we discovered Dylan asleep on the second cot.

We moved our cot up next to his. I went to sleep between the two of them. Tim insisted on burying Dylan beneath our mound of blankets. The next morning I woke to find the newlyweds had joined us at some point. They were lying snuggled up close to Dylan. I decided I couldn't ask for more than to wake up with the four most precious boys in my life.

Tim burrowing beneath the covers a few minutes later to blow me was an unasked for pleasure. The three scurvy knaves decided they had to find out what sex beneath two-hundred pounds of blankets was like. They rolled me over and fucked me with clinical precision. Fresh from his treat Tim was the last to unload inside of me. Very, very happy with themselves they led me to the shower.

“Best to hug us after our shower.” Dylan suggested when we bumped into Millie and Skye on the way. “Sex beneath a mountain of blankets makes a boy very sweaty.”

The boys had recovered nicely. I got to administer two double-teams while we showered. The boys claimed their hugs from the waiting ladies before we headed to breakfast. Skye told them she hoped they appreciated how my ridiculous workouts kept me in ridiculous shape for them to enjoy. She blushed when Adam pointed out it sometimes made it very hard on them by making my tight butt a little too tight.

“Deuced awkward at times.” Tim agreed. “There's little chance of setting the pace if Rohan decides to interfere.”

“Too much of a ridiculously good thing.” Millie said.

“There's also a very bad time for Rohan to er flex those muscles.” Morgan pointed out just to see if he could get Skye's blush to deepen.

“Oh no he wouldn't.” Skye protested proving her blush could get a deeper red. “Rohan how could you?”

“How could I not?” I asked with a grin.

“I can see how it would be too tempting to resist.” Millie said. “Easy for me to say because I'm not the one on the receiving end.”

Joseph was blushing almost as much as Skye much to Dr. Deidre's amusement. They were quick to grab an Irish coffee when we made it to the deck. My housekeeper kindly told the boys they owed Skye a hug and kiss for teasing her and making her blush. They smiled when Tracy added their apology couldn't be less than three hugs and kisses each. When Dr. Deidre pointed out that might not lessen Skye's blush Tracy calmly told her it was the thought that counted.

“I'm sure this will lead to me blushing almost as much as Skye but I have something to tell you Rohan.” Millie said taking my coffee from me and setting it down with hers so she could hold my hands. “Only because Caryn has agreed to work with me and Leslie has promised to support me through it every step of the way have I decided you, Tim and Caryn can set my little cottage in order.”

“That's lovely!” I said spinning around and swinging Millie off her feet. “Thank you so much Millie. You're an angel.”

“She flies like one as well.” Dylan remarked as he watched me swinging Millie in circles.

Before her feet touched the ground I pulled her into my arms for a hug and a kiss. Then I handed her off to Tim for a hug and a kiss. Reaching out I snagged Petersen. He promised we'd spar about an hour after breakfast. There was an unveiling taking place before we could spar. I kindly let him decide what weapons we would use. Eddie was very excited to test the new audio and video set up he'd installed with Lawrence.

“I'm not certain if I ought to let my son eat a sandwich like this for breakfast.” Sophie said approaching with a plate for Dylan.

“The green smoothie will help him through.” I said. “His sandwich looks a little light.”

“That's because I got there in time to limit the damage.” Sophie said. “Seems the recipe the chefs were given involved three sausage patties or three layers of bacon with two eggs, cheese, tomato and spinach between them. There was also a note mentioning how the secret was to make certain the bread was thickly buttered before toasting.”

“Where is that hooligan.” Innogen said loudly causing those nearby to laugh. “Yes I definitely mean you Rohan. Look at this sandwich? There are elephants who have less cholesterol inside of them than this sandwich. You can bet a blushing Skye I am going to eat it. Right here next to you so I can kiss you when the pleasure becomes too much. Bryce won't mind because he's sitting on your other side.”

“This is the man who just yesterday decided to transform diner food into something healthy.” Amanda said. “This is my second sandwich Rohan. I haven't had this much fun since I was a kid. That was at least three weeks ago. I only have one regret.”

“What's that Amanda?” Innogen asked around a mouthful of food.

“Two of them will leave me too full to have a third.” Amanda said.

“That just might save your life.” Sanne said. “Mine as well. I had two to help me decide if I preferred the bacon or the sausage. I haven't decided yet Bram. This might take two or three rounds before I am able to decide. We won't say a word about this to the kids will we folks?”

“No need to say a word.” Adam said with a smile. “Lawrence has taken plenty of pictures. You guys are enjoying these sandwiches way too much for him to resist. Millie has already requested a copy of the picture he took of Jinsong, Lao and Hui with their sandwiches.”

“We didn't want to embarrass our host by turning down his food.” Lao said licking his fingers. “Yes Dylan it did bring out my inner smile. Nobody balances healthy with fun like Rohan. Everybody is laughing and having fun Sophie all because of Rohan's sandwiches. We've eaten plenty of healthy meals this week and one less-healthy meal will not hurt. I think we might have another reason to thank Ivan for his good idea.”

A short while later it was time for the unveiling. This time Tracy placed a blindfold on me before she led me around the corner of the garage. Two nine-foot by twelve-foot wooden plant containers filled with medicinal herbs stood outside the garage. They each had six wheels and a large O-ring at the end closest to the garage. There was a nice sliding door on the side of the garage so they could be moved inside when it got cold. Moving them involved the steel cable and winch Tracy had bought yesterday while I sat in the car.

Walking inside I saw some grow lamps mounted to the wall. The remaining length of wall had a hydroponic system set-up with more medicinal herbs growing. Sanne told me there was an identical system set-up in another outbuilding for Bryce's cooking herbs. Jinsong assured me I could brew a tea for whatever ailed me from these herbs. Brews strong enough to keep me going until any of the more exotic herbs could be mailed to us.

“Dylan get over here.” I said lifting my arm for him to slide under. “Have some more sandwich. You shouldn't make important decisions on an empty stomach.”

“They says it's impolite to argue with your parents.” Dylan said watching as I unwrapped a sandwich and broke some off for him.

“I'm certain you'll want to watch Petersen teach me a lesson but there is something you must do right after the sparring ends.” I said. “You must phone Dariusz and see if he is open to the idea of forming a company that will start a herb farm here in America. Lao will you chat with Dylan about what climate works best for growing herbs. When I was standing here a few minutes ago I saw a garden full of herbs and flowers and a basement filled with mushrooms. Do you use mushrooms in your mixes?”

“You have eaten them Rohan.” Lao said. “There are others that used sparingly are very beneficial. We might need Chen's help to get some sent to us. They are very rare and grow in only a few places. Sanne I hope you don't mind a challenge.”

“I'd love one but with Dariusz involved I doubt there will be one.” Sanne said. “How big are you planning on going Rohan?”

“That will be up to Dariusz and the land he chooses.” I said. “My concern is the more exotic herbs. We can duplicate the containers easily enough at chapter houses. I'd like healers to have access to the rare healing herbs. When we meet the Hospitaller looking after our clinic I will ask him to share information about the rare herbs they need.”

“By establishing a business Dariusz will be able to visit without too many visa problems.” Dylan said. “I thought I'd mention it because it obviously slipped your mind Dad.”

“You're very kind to remind me of these things because I tend to forget.” I said kissing the top of his head.

“That's like you telling me you forgot about our sparring.” Petersen said. “Everybody including Dylan knows that was the main motivation for the project. Tim within a year of getting one established here I bet Dariusz has one in England as well. Before we spar I think you have to see Bryce's culinary herb garden.”

“Thanks guys for a splendid gift.” I said. “Nice to know you are all keen on poisoning me. Tim you started it by trying to drown me after my workout yesterday.”

The culinary garden was just as nicely done as mine. I thanked Bram and Sanne for their work. Then I decided we'd made Eddie and Lawrence wait long enough to test their video set-up. Millie asked Skye if she'd mentioned this part of the ridiculousness yet. Consider it a pleasant surprise Tracy suggested. I told Skye it wouldn't be too bad today. Petersen usually chose sensible, ordinary weapons to spar with. He proved me right by choosing his favorite combination of weighted chain and dagger.

“This is the combination you find most challenging isn't it Rohan?” Jinsong asked. “Then I am glad we have all the angles covered with cameras.”

“Shall we?” Petersen asked.

“Nothing less will do.” I said. “Is there a Hospitaller ready? Good.”

“When Rohan told you Petersen chose sensible weapons he failed to mention his own lack of sense Skye.” my housekeeper said. “This is a first blood bout.”

“Cool!” Morgan said. “Oh darn I forgot my needle and thread. A little notice would be nice Rohan.”

“The Hospitaller will have some.” I said calmly.

My dislike of this combination made it challenging for me to find the rhythm of the space and bout. I moved my feet sluggishly and it was just my instinctive Tai Chi footwork that kept me from losing within seconds. Twice the weighted end of my chain struck Petersen but failed to draw blood. The longer the bout continued the more frustrated I was becoming with my coördination between chain and dagger. I knew there was something I was missing. Petersen was too good to miss the slightest opening and the moment this question distracted me he opened a nice cut along my ribs.

“Your name?” I asked the nun who approached me. “Anne would you please show Morgan how to treat this wound. I'd like it if you would let him do the stitching as well. Tracy I'll have some of that when they're done.”

“Thank you Rohan.” Morgan said. “You're the coolest father-in-law on the planet. I'll hug you when we've stitched you up.”

The other scurvy knaves watched over his shoulder with Dr. Deidre as Anne guided him. Tracy agreed it was a good thing my squeamishness didn't run in the family. I laughed when Innogen complimented Morgan on his cheerful attitude towards his work. He thought a smiling doctor was more reassuring than a concerned looking one. Adam told him he was smiling because he was having so much fun laying out the stitches at just the correct angle. Anne laughed when Dylan asked if anybody had a protractor handy. Bram offered to whip up a small wooden template. Thankfully Dr. Deidre decided the stitches were neat enough without making me wait.

“Great job Morgan.” Anne complimented him when he tied off his stitches. “Nobody will believe you've never done this before when they see a picture of your work. You have to take a picture of your first stitches. Brother Murray will want to see how you did.”

“Where's your bottle Tracy?” I said. “Now that the scurvy surgeon is finished I can hydrate. What's the bandage for?”

“The cut is pretty deep and even with the stitching might bleed a little.” Anne explained. “The bandage is cheap insurance and keeps you from ruining a shirt.”

“The good news is the cameras all worked fine.” Eddie said. “The bad news is they captured your embarrassment of Lao perfectly from every angle mon.”

“Embarrassment is the motivation I need to figure this out.” I said calmly. “When we answer the question that led to this scratch I will never be marked in this sort of bout again. Have a drink with me Petersen? Good bout. I'm sorry I was as sluggish as Tim in sixty-degree weather. The moment I thought I was missing something you drew blood.”

“Always good to answer questions about weapons before you fight with them.” Jinsong advised. “Keep the chain with you today and see if you can gain clarity. We will return here tonight to see how you are doing.”

“He's already been marked once today.” my housekeeper said.

“I have faith that Petersen is good enough to draw blood on the other side this time.” Jinsong said.

“That makes it okay.” my housekeeper said linking her arm through Jinsong's. “Morgan deserves some more fun. Care to join me for some tea and crumpets?”

“That would be lovely.” Jinsong said. “You can tell me a little of why you are so proud of Rohan.”

“I liked him letting Morgan stitch him today.” my housekeeper said as they walked away. “That was very sweet of Anne as well. Morgan did a great job. I think I'll let him mend my clothing from now on.”

“She's right it was good of you my Love.” Tim said kissing my cheek. “There's crumpets and tea waiting for us. Don't forget your chain. How you can walk outside in this weather with no shirt is beyond me.”

“I think it is very good of you to show us you are human and can lose a bout.” Millie said. “I was beginning to worry I was hanging out with a god.”

“That's Tim.” I said with a smile. “I just worship the great god Tim.”

“The great god Tim would like an altar of crumpets soon so pick up the pace.” Tim said. “Morgan only put in thirteen stitches Scoundrel. I mean it's not like it was a big wound. There's no reason to drag your feet. They didn't get a scratch.”

While Tim was getting his pot of tea and plate of hot buttered crumpets I had a word with Lawrence. When Tim took his first sip of tea and bite of crumpet Lawrence captured the blissful moment. We were far enough away that Tim didn't know. Lawrence agreed it was a lovely picture. You can feel the joy he told me. I hurried away to grab a pot of tea and plate of crumpets before the scurvy knaves ate them all. I was enjoying a second round with Tim when I got interrupted.

“You think he'd know better than to spar with weighted chain and dagger Sister Celeste.” Brother Murray said. “Especially against Petersen. I mean it isn't as if he lacks for choice.”

“They know you so well my Love.” Tim said calmly. “Grab some tea and crumpets while Rohan grabs Hans and Clifton. Don't worry about hurting him guys. That's just a scratch.”

“I'll feel better holding you guys.” I said opening my arms.

“I'll feel better if I'm getting you the tea and crumpets.” Sanne said. “Be right back.”

“Rohan isn't going anywhere until after lunch.” Belinda said. “Stephen and I will chat with Brother Murray and Sister Celeste once they've had some tea.”

“Brother Cameron meet Rohan.” Belinda said.

“Pleased to meet you Rohan.” Brother Cameron said. “Let me help you get this shirt on. Freezing is not the best way to stop a wound from bleeding. I've been at this longer than you've been alive so you can trust my experience. That's why you give me such a cushy life.”

“I'm certain you'll get on just fine with Belinda.” I said getting my shirt on. “She's a bully as well.”

“The best way to stop being bullied is to stop a moment to think and apply common sense to your life.” Brother Cameron said calmly. “You're a militant knight and know enough from being wounded what works and what doesn't. I'd hate to think you've survived this long on luck alone. Brother Murray does our illustrious leader know enough about healing to know how a cut is best treated? I thought he might. Playing the fool ill becomes a man of your station Rohan. Especially around children.

This is a picture of your first stitches Morgan? I know surgeons who would be jealous. Did the wound itself make you feel queasy? I think we might turn you into a surgeon if we can get you alone for a bit. You mean there's a PlayStation game that actually helps teach you these skills. I guess it didn't take you long to master the game. Dr. Deidre I'd love to hear more about it in a moment. What I'd like to know now is how Morgan treated the wound. Tell me what you did from start to finish.”

“Sister Anne guided me through it.” Morgan began. “She is a very good teacher. I think it would have been more difficult to treat if I'd have been on my own because she wiped up the blood while I was stitching the cut. The trickiest part was knowing how deep to go with the needle. I didn't want the stitches too close to the surface or they would have torn through the skin. Then I put a salve on the wound and we wrapped it in a bandage.”

“We will have a look at the wound later tonight and I'll show you a trick about stitching.” Brother Cameron said. “The salve has some herbs in it to help stop bleeding. Innogen or Sister Tracy will be able to tell you more about it. What else is on my plate before I go see the healing center?”

“Lunch.” Innogen said. “We need a little time to go finish it off Brother Cameron. I'd like you to see it complete. We're so close. Bram is just putting the finishing touches to it.”

“We'd also like you present when we show the local doctors around.” Dr. Deidre said. “Innogen has studied with Lao so she is very knowledgeable but you know how small-minded doctors are at times. Innogen doesn't want to get off on the wrong foot.”

“Lao and Rohan wouldn't have set her up if she wasn't knowledgeable enough or competent to run things.” Brother Cameron said. “The doctors will deal with her and like it. Innogen no matter how much he likes you if he didn't have faith in your ability you wouldn't be here. Rohan knows a lot more about medicine and healing than he lets on. Mu has told me you were his best student Rohan. When Samuel was ill you devoured medical books as if they were dessert.”

“What? Are we talking about the same Rohan?” Morgan asked. “Brother Cameron he closes his eyes in a murder show when they discover a body.”

“He doesn't like seeing blood and gore but he can cope with it when he must.” Brother Cameron said. “Hamid is a perfect example.”

“That's one of the brother's sons.” Morgan said. “Adil's son. Something about his arm being hurt. They're working on it now with some cellular healing.”

“I'll have to call Hafiz and check on what they're up to.” Brother Cameron said. “A little far to go to make house calls but Hamid was one of my finest surgeries in over four decades of medical work. I even performed it over the phone. We did good work that day Rohan. I'm so glad you called me.”

“Hamid is as well.” I said with a smile. “Thank the gods I didn't have to try figure it out. He'd have bled to death before I got done. Morgan he took a nasty cut in his bicep and fell hard. I had the cut and a broken bone to deal with when we had seen off those camel thieves. Yes I was on my way to torment the brothers. I saw three guys attacking Hamid while a fourth tried to grab the camels. A good thing Hamid got wounded. That gave me a reason to kill the other four.”

“The brothers would have been upset if Rohan hadn't kept one or two alive for them to torture.” Brother Cameron explained. “The brothers could accept Rohan had to rush to save Hamid. Hard to do surgery with a camel thief at your back. Anyway Rohan called me because he had me on speed dial. I talked him through the surgery and setting the break while the brothers sent for help from Hafiz. They had seen enough wounds to realize this was not a good one.”

“A good thing I was carrying whiskey and got it inside him before the brothers arrived.” I said. “I borrowed a needle and thread from his mom Innogen. We sterilized the needles in the fire. When the Hospitallers arrived with Hafiz they packed the wounds with lots of herbs to kill infection. Brother Cameron told me we couldn't wait for the Hospitallers to arrive before the surgery. Innogen I have no idea how complicated such a procedure is. That was one of only three surgeries I've performed so I can't tell you much about it or the complications. I think it was a good thing I didn't have any idea of how slim the odds were of me getting it right.”

“You and I can chat with Brother Cameron later Innogen.” Dr. Deidre said. “I'm more curious knowing Rohan's notorious squeamishness. Brother Cameron called it his best work.”

“That's because he had to work with an amateur surgeon who hates the sight of blood.” I said. “I concentrated very hard on his voice and answering his questions to distract me. When I got back to the chapter house I stayed pleasantly drunk for two days.”

“You helped save their son and their camels and then went back to fighting with them in the marketplace.” Tim said. “I can see how anything else would have embarrassed them.”

“Those camels meant a lot to me.” I said. “My finances had run low so I got an agent to help finance some of the brothers business ventures at very reasonable terms. They fought so well against me I figured few bandits would ever be able to steal from them. The money I made investing in them allowed me to study with my Sufi Master.”

“They say life is stranger than fiction.” Innogen said.

“I love the way things can work out if we just set aside opinions.” I said. “Those were good days Dylan. I got to fight the brothers while we were helping each other prosper and they didn't know about the business side of things. There are lady's present. Let's not talk about the shopkeeper's son they mentioned. All I'll say is I never forgot him.”

“I'm glad.” Adam said. “Things aren't easy over there for gays.”

“The postcards.” my housekeeper said. “I thought it strange somebody would write to you every Christmas in Arabic.”

“We must visit Hafiz one day soon my Love.” Tim said. “I want to meet Hamid and this shopkeeper's son. What about your Sufi Master?”

“He passed away a few years ago.” I said. “Good it looks like lunch is ready.”

After lunch the scurvy knaves took our new arrivals on a tour of the property. I took a walk with Jinsong who told me my biggest problem with the chain was holding it. The fingertip grip Petersen had shown me worked for him but even after weeks of practice it hadn't felt right for me. Then obviously I needed to hold it differently Jinsong explained. There are lost of ways to hold the dagger I agreed. Why not consider there might just be another way to hold the chain he suggested. Jinsong showed me three different ways. One didn't resonate at all but the other two felt pretty good.

“We have to discuss your spanking Rohan.” Juliet said calmly sitting herself down at my table. “The epic or as Millie would say ridiculous spanking.”

“Might be a week before she finishes laughing.” Tim said. “Try not to choke on your scone Millie.”

“There's not a lot to discuss which is good because there's not much time for discussion.” I said. “Belinda instead of just grinning you can tell me if you've worked everything out with Brother Murray and Sister Celeste.”

“Yes we have Rohan.” Belinda said.

“Wonderful that frees up some time.” I said. “When do the doctors get here? About an hour from now. Tracy what's my schedule like between now and dinner? Open is very good. Where did those scurvy knaves disappear to? The moment I turn my back they're off on their bikes with Connor. Well Juliet it looks like we can head to the gym for our chat. You do feel in the mood for a workout don't you? Come along and bring Tim with you.”

“Me? I'm doing my teacup workout Scoundrel.” Tim said. “Very good for my inner smile. I think your housekeeper might be a tad miffed if you worked out with thirteen stitches.”

“Almost half as last time is a nice try.” my housekeeper said. “You can supervise Juliet and Tim's workout. I take it this ties in with your spanking discussion somehow.”

“Yes it does.” I said. “None of this discussion needs to take place Juliet if six tomorrow morning is too early for you to spank me.”

“Oh goodie I don't have to workout.” Tim said with a smile. “No matter how cute your butt is Scoundrel nobody wants to get up at six to spank you. Millie for a moment I thought I might have to exercise instead of sexercise.”

“You will because it's not the cuteness of his butt I'm spanking him for.” Juliet said. “Come along Tim. We'll have some fun together.”

I stopped at the stupa and asked them to focus on their breathing. Then I did the same outside the bathhouse. Before they climbed on the treadmill I had them make a note of their breath. After five-minutes of light jogging I asked them to see if there breathing had changed since they first entered the gym.

“I could breath when we came in Scoundrel.” Tim gasped. “Fine I'll think back.”

“Show me how you were breathing when you first entered the gym Tim.” I said. “Keep on breathing just like that for the next three minutes. Pick a point on the far wall for your gaze to rest on. You're doing great. Now how's the space around you feeling?”

“Feels good Scoundrel.” Tim said unconsciously relaxing and smiling. “This is a nice space.”

Juliet had followed the guidance I gave Tim. She hadn't said a word but smiled when she saw the change in Tim. I grinned at her and let them jog until they'd done forty-minutes. Then I led them over to the kettlebells. I blindfolded Tim and instructed him to focus on breathing the same as when he'd entered the room. After three minutes of breathing I had him squat and pick up his kettlebells. These were fifty per cent heavier than his usual workout weights. Tim didn't flinch as they did some forward lunges. Raises and presses followed just as effortlessly. I set them aside before removing his blindfold.

“I'm feeling fine Scoundrel.” Tim said. “Thank you for going easy on me. Yes I know. Breathe like I did when I entered the room.”

When they finished I asked them to try breathing like they had at the stupa and bathhouse. Both of them told me it felt uncomfortable and they naturally slipped back to the gym breath. I motioned and Catherine stepped out with a chair for Tim.

“Tim you ran a total of six miles on the treadmill and worked out with weights fifty per cent heavier than usual.” she said with a smile. “Still think you feel good?”

“Yes I do but if I collapse in the chair will my Scoundrel help me in the shower?” Tim asked. “Well if you'll help me anyway then I do feel good.”

“We will need somewhere we won't disturb any of the others Juliet.” I said. “This is what I call the pulse of the space. I will let you spank me if you think you can work with it.”

“I'd love to give it a go.” Juliet said. “A lot easier for me to say I know. Only if you agree to let me know if I am over-extending it. I will trust him Tim because his lady is guiding him tomorrow from start to finish. Rohan will be following her guidance. She knows what this is all about and will blend it with whatever else she has planned.”

“Agreed.” I said hugging her and whispering the signal in her ear. “Thank you for honoring us and trusting us. The sparring room at six?”

“Thinking of the boys again?” Juliet said. “That works fine. I'll chat with Lawrence about editing the film Tim. Thank you for returning the trust and honor my principled pervert.”

“Oooh Juliet said the magic word.” Tim said grabbing my hand. “To the showers pervert. Lay aside those principles for a few minutes. I'll lighten your heavy load of principles and you can lighten my load. I'll wash your back and you can er wash my front.”

When we were drying Tim decided we'd had a pervertedly good time. Sitting on my shoulders and fucking my face had been scary and hot. Tim told Juliet in the interests of time he'd skipped tormentuous and settled for pervertedly good. When she thanked him for sparing me from extra work he told her we were all making sacrifices so tomorrow would go off well. Catherine swatted his butt.

“Juliet tells me that you have helped her arrange to spank you.” Sister Celeste said coming up to stand next to me in line for dinner. “I will let her judge if the spanking is enough of a thank you from both Sanne and me. Juliet was kind enough to consider her usual fee a gift to the Order.”

“Rohan all these people thanking you with spankings has me very curious.” Millie said. “I laughed the first couple of times but you are too deep for it to just be sexual. I should have known you'd use it for meditation training. Doesn't everybody? You are welcome to tell me I am prying but why the thank you Sister Celeste? Yes I know Rohan is pretty high up in the Order. No he wouldn't mention he's in charge of everybody else. Cardinal Rohan is it your Grace?”

“I'll kiss you and sell your paintings for three times their current price if you call me 'your Grace' again.” I warned. “You can use the term in ritual and on formal occasions.”

“Stephen is in charge of North America.” Sister Celeste explained. “Although the the healing center is for Order members from all over the world because it is in North America he could place Brother Murray in charge and not overstep his authority. Rohan consulted with Stephen about his nomination of Brother Murray and Stephen consulted with Derrick who is in charge of the U.S.A. Derrick apologizes for his late arrival and the fact he might not see you until tomorrow morning Rohan. Belinda suggested a while back Tracy invite Derrick to the opening. Yes the two them deserve at least a kiss each for doing their job so well.

Anyway Derrick thought Brother Murray was the perfect man to place in charge here. Lacking certain medical credentials Brother Murray cannot officially be given complete power over the healing center but Derrick and Stephen will go along with pretty much whatever Brother Murray decides. They might ask questions but before they veto anything they have pledged to consult with each other and Rohan if necessary. Brother Cameron will advise Brother Murray on any questions involving medical legalities.

Brother Murray is a Hospitaller and specializes in outdoor survival skills and medical treatment in the field. He is also working on a school lunch program Rohan initiated. This compound is his base for survival skills and field medicine training. Although the clinic is technically under his control he has told Innogen and Brother Cameron he is adopting the same approach towards them being used with him. We will be traveling between here and our chapter house. I have your paperwork to take care of Rohan.”

“You can have it forwarded here.” I said as we sat down. “Somebody at the chapter house can put in a box and mail to you. Thanks Tim you are right it would be safer to scan them and email them to Sister Celeste. I'm sure you can find somebody to file the originals for you. Ah, Brother Murray you are welcome to join us. Congratulations on your promotion.”

“You're just happy because my allowance goes up.” Brother Murray said. “I'm in danger of becoming wealthy Millie.”

“I'll call Rohan your Grace so he'll triple the price of my paintings and sell you one at the inflated price.” Millie said. “That will bankrupt you in a heartbeat. I'll charge you the going rate of five kisses if Sister Celeste doesn't mind.”

“Go ahead but I warn you he might want to practice.” Sister Celeste said with a grin. “Brother Murray hasn't kissed an English lass for some time and might be a little rusty.”

“There's two unattached English lasses here.” Millie said. “Happy to help out but we don't have much time.”

“Speak to Bram about some quarters for you since you will be spending some time here.” I said. “The problem with being in charge is there's a certain protocol Brother Murray. I might not know as much as I ought to about protocol...”

“No shit Sherlock.” Belinda said from behind me. “Go ahead your Grace. Ignore the heckler.”

“Thank you I shall.” I said. “Now where was I?”

“Protocol and quarters.” Belinda said calmly.

“Oh yes your rank necessitates you have your own quarters and office.” I said. “Sister Celeste will be able to handle my mail and paperwork up here so see if she can manage yours as well. The catering crew is staying here for another week. I'm certain we can build you a small straw bale cottage like the cottages used for the hospice patients. Maybe a little bigger. I'll let you decide but we can't make it smaller.”

“That's protocol not Rohan's fault.” Belinda said leaning over to kiss me. “You got that right Rohan. I don't have a merit badge on me so you'll have to settle for some kisses.”

“You guys might as well stay in one of those cottages now.” Brother Cameron said. “I hardly think we'll need it before your cottage gets built. Congratulations on your promotion. The doctors visit went well. They tried to bully Innogen but she shut them up by saying this cellular healing stuff was helping cows recover from mad cow disease. She even emailed us some information about studies Brother Kasper had done. Quite remarkable.”

“They also went along because I promised to involve them in every step of the treatment.” Innogen added. “Bryce's changes at the diner is something else they will watch closely. I showed them the medicinal herbs and invited them to help me make up some salve. Rohan you don't mind if we are very open about our methods except where it infringes on patient confidentiality do you?”

“The issue of patient confidentiality is one we will defend with every resource.” I said. “Brother Cameron feels the same way. Allow him to guide you on this matter. The entire legal arm and political clout of the Order is at your disposal to protect any patient's rights as we see them. I really don't care what legislation the government passes Tim. We will share only in a way and as much as we feel is honorable. I'm not stopping other people from sharing more if they want.

We are a religious Order. See if we can make this the same as our Catholic friends confessional. I'm heading to England early next week for Tim to get his secure network up. William and Tim will act as outside consultants to secure our computers as best they can for now.”

“I'm certain Rohan was going to tell you on the bus Dylan.” Tim said. “Our departure got moved forward because of a change in plans your housekeeper has made. Rohan and I really want to have landed safely in England before you guys find out about this conspiracy. We'll be gone for some time. A month or two. Please wait until next Friday and trust me when I say this isn't as bad as it sounds.”

“Us knaves know dad misses us as much as we miss him and he wouldn't be away this long without good reason.” Dylan said. “Juliet we must discuss setting up a continuous epic spanking arrangement with you. A lifetime one so you can just dispense spankings when you feel it's right. There will always be more than enough reason. We'll establish a spanked skeleton fund and keep it topped up with a thousand or two.”

“Especially for this conspiracy.” Amanda said. “You might get a request to thrash Rohan from an unlikely source next Monday.”

“Yes Skye the real reason I am leaving early is to get over the pain sooner.” I admitted. “How did you know?”

“Even in this low light I could see you wince and the pain flicker in your eyes.” Skye said. “I saw pictures of the sketches Millie did when the boys sat in your lap and meditated with you. You'd set up house with the boys on a place like this and never leave. They would do the same if they could. I mean this in the best sense of the word when I say your love for each other is epically ridiculous.”

“Doesn't knowing about how much joy your conspiracy will bring them help?” Amanda asked. “You can chat daily through Skype. Heck if you wanted to you could fly them out for weekends. Rohan you must speak to Hui soon about this suffering you choose. That's ridiculous. I've got a good mind to get up at five to give you a warm-up spanking.”

“Eat up Rohan it's time for us to see if you learned anything from your chat with Jinsong this afternoon.” my housekeeper said. “Do you need to be up early or stay up tonight in preparation for tomorrow?”

“I'll most probably get up early but it isn't necessary.” I said. “Petersen are you ready for another round with the chain and dagger? Then let's get it done. Hui if you don't mind I'd like to chat with you on Tuesday morning before I leave. On Monday I will want to spar and workout.”

“No trouble at all Rohan.” Hui said. “How does five a.m sound?”

“Perfect.” I said with a smile as I heard Tim groan. “Why don't you come over to the apartment and stay for breakfast?”

“Thank you, I'd like that.” Hui said. “Now let us go see what you've learned. There is still a little time to learn some more.”

Following Hui's advice I chatted with my Lady on the walk over. Feeling the pulse or rhythm can take as little or as much time as you like she told me. There is nothing to stop you from using it as a springboard if you wish to move quicker. The pulse was usually one of repose but like us it could be quickened I learned. When I asked how I was simply told intent.

“Excuse me Rohan but there is something I must say and with your permission I'd like to step in.” Jinsong said. “You won't make this a first blood fight. That would not be fair to Petersen. Blood might be drawn and it will signify the end but it is not necessary to bring the bout to an end. Consider this a practice for tomorrow when we spar to bless this compound Rohan. Tonight and tomorrow you will fight until somebody gets disarmed or you know it is time to bring the sparring to a close. Agreed?”

“Yes.” I said simply as I removed my shirt. “Thank you Jinsong.”

“You're welcome.” Jinsong said. “Lao's church appreciates your generosity.”

“What about your church?” Dylan asked.

“I let Lao run the church so I have more time to play.” Jinsong said. “There's lots of paperwork and budgets to keep track of. That's why I leave it to young people like Lao.”

While they chatted I'd settled my breathing to match the pulse. The weight at one end of the chain was held between my middle and ring finger with the chain running up and over between thumb and index finger. This time instead of getting up on the balls of my feet and moving I committed to an earth approach. Memories of the staff flashed through my mind. The defensive pattern and offensive twist Lao had shown me could be used with the chain I thought. Having options made me feel better which allowed me to relax.

Smiling I waited as Petersen glided to my left. I turned to keep my left shoulder facing him and my body at a forty-five degree angle. A few tentative feints were easily blocked with my dagger. I kept my right hand and the chain back. Guess I'm not using the chain like the staff I told myself with a small smile. We will see I thought as I turned again. Petersen had withdrawn a bit so we were at a bit of an impasse. My Lady reminded me there was considerable power in the earth. That was all I needed.

Breathe, step forward, breathe step forward, breathe and rush forward. A startled Petersen brought his dagger and chain up to chest height as he readied himself for my strike. A roll of my wrist brought the chain over and forward to wrap around Petersen's right forearm. Pulling my right arm back at an angle I drew his dagger arm across his body so it got in the way of his chain. A shin kick to the back of his knee buckled his right leg which made it a simple matter to strike at his throat with the bottom of my left fist.

“Thank you my friend.” I said as we held our finishing positions.

“You're welcome Rohan.” Petersen said when we broke our kiss. “I think from now on people really will get to spar with the Grand Master. Any chance of you letting me up? Thanks.”

“Nicely done both of you.” Brother Cameron said stepping forward. “Hold still Rohan so I can admire Morgan's fine needlework. Very fine indeed and if I were to nitpick I'd say you could have gone a fraction deeper. These will hold. They held through this bout which is good. The trick I was talking about is taking the edges of the cut and squeezing them out like so. See how your stitches start where my thumb and finger hold the flesh? You could have taken a bit more flesh.”

“That's a very useful tip.” Dr. Deidre said. “Thank you Brother Cameron. I think I'll have to visit another time so we can chat over tea.”

“I'll have tea with you if you promise to bring this young man with you.” Brother Cameron said.

“Somebody will have to play chaperone.” Dr. Deidre said.

“Wrap the bandage as tight as you can please Morgan.” I said. “That's great. Thank you. Now let's all go enjoy a nightcap and maybe a little chanting at the stupa. I'll be making it an early night. I have marital and parental duties to take care of before bed.”

Tonight I took my brandy on the rocks. Tracy kissed Dylan soundly when he decided to try his brandy without soda. She told Sophie the boys were growing up too quickly. I asked Zak to join me for a walk. He called up the website with the straw bale home plans and promised to chat with Bram, Brother Murray and Sister Celeste about their home on Saturday morning. I told him a little of Bryce's experiences with Nathaniel.

“You don't have to do anything or give up your time with your other friend.” I said. “All I am saying is if you and Bryce choose to have sex be aware he might have flashbacks. I don't want you taking it personally or thinking it was something you did. Innogen is a healer and I've told her about the flashbacks. She is willing to share him. You don't need to do it behind her back. Bryce will know how open Innogen wants this part of his life.”

“Thank you Rohan.” Zak said. “My friend's family rightly takes up a lot of his time. I have been hesitant to approach somebody in such a small community. I'll make certain we have some lengthy conversations before we shed our clothing.”

“Don't make them too long or I'll have to relieve the pressure and I've got enough wonderful boy flesh on my plate to keep my heads spinning.” I said with a smile.

Tim laughed when he found me in the pantry grabbing a big roll of plastic wrap. I sent him off to grab a roll of tape from the first aid box upstairs. Then with my plastic wrap beneath my arm I stepped out to say goodnight to the others.

“What's the plastic wrap all about Dad?” Dylan asked as we began our walk to the tents.

“The wrap and tape are sex toys.” I said pulling him close.

“Brilliant Rohan.” Dr. Deidre said with a laugh.

“I'm still confused.” Joseph admitted. “Maybe I'm better off not knowing Dylan. You can never be too safe around Rohan.”

“Your dad wants an early night Dylan.” Dr. Deidre said calmly. “The problem is he has to keep a bandage dry. A large bandage wrapped around his chest.”

“A stroke of genius.” Dylan said when he realized what I was up to.

“More like being stroked by a genius.” Tim said kissing me. “Thanks for making it possible my Love. Now I can relax and frolic freely.”

The boys applied a couple of layers of plastic wrap over my bandage while our tub filled. When the tub was two-thirds full I told them that was enough water. I didn't think the wrap would be completely waterproof if it got soaked. When I gave them carte blanche they told me to get in the tub while they conferred.

“We're only doing this to help you get an early night my Love.” Tim said as he slid behind me and into my behind.

“I'm confident my generous dad will give us another crack at his crack soon.” Dylan said moving to stand between my legs. “Rewarding good behavior by a son is what dads do.”

“Monday night the two of you are in the stocks.” I vowed as Dylan forced his cock inside me over Tim's.

“Fucking hell! I get to experience this pleasure now and a thrashing for my er suffering?” Tim asked. “I fucking love Montana and fucking in Montana.”

“This boy needs more double-penetration in his sex life.” Dylan decided leaning in to kiss me. “Gods I love it Dad! So fucking hot fucking your ass and rubbing over Tim's cock!”

Thanks to Tim beneath me I was able to keep my chest out the water while the boys squirmed, thrust and forced their cocks around inside me. Every few minutes I'd clench and release a few times just to remind them to be appreciative of my role. One good clench brought a round of curses from them both. I smiled which proved my undoing. Dylan responded to my smile by bringing his hand sharply across to slap my balls. My body jerked in response to the cocktail of pain and pleasure.

“Gods yes!” I groaned as Dylan continued spanking my balls.

Curses, moans and cries of pleasure filled the bathroom for the next several minutes as we each worked on finding release. I didn't care that tears ran silently down my cheeks. All they did was motivate me to focus on losing myself in the pleasure. Dylan unloading did the trick for both Tim and me. The thought of his cum running down over Tim's cock inside me proved too much. I tugged on my cock a few times and sprayed myself with streams of cum. When Tim opened his eyes and looked at my front he whistled softly.

“Have you been holding back on us Scoundrel?” Tim asked. “Hang on Dylan I'll lend you a hand er mouth.”

“I think somebody else needs more DP in their sex life.” Dylan said. “Glad I got to see it. Awesome! Spectacular! There's a new old faithful in this region.”

“You bet your sweet ass I'll be faithful to some old-fashioned discipline.” I said watching them licking me clean.

“The plastic also keeps you bandage clean.” Tim remarked. “Very clever my Love.”

They unwrapped me and carefully washed me as close as they dared to the bandage. After getting the all clear Dr. Deidre came in and removed the bandage so the lads could wash more of me. She kept a close eye on things. I thanked her because the bandage covered a lot of unnecessary skin. The lovely doctor told me she'd take steps to fix that tomorrow.

“Good night you terrors.” I mumbled as we drifted off to sleep.

“Blow and go!” Adam said the next morning. “By the time your beating is finished we'll be more than ready.”

“I can see how the tub is better for a man in a bandage.” Morgan said. “I'll change my plans because you were sweet enough to let me practice stitches on you. You have no idea how blown-away I was when you agreed. Similar to how blown away I'm about to get now. Suck it Sir!”

“We've prepared old faithful for you Juliet.” Dylan said as we met up with a surprisingly large number of people outside the bathhouse. “Our geezer became a geyser last night.”

“Good to know you got him nice and relaxed.” Juliet said. “Let's pick up the pace because Rohan has a lot to do. Thank the gods you guys are always quick after a thrashing.”

Tracy was waiting with one of her herb infused patches to replace my bandage. Then she told me to have fun and left the sparring room. When Millie told Tracy she was staying Tracy handed her the honey vodka bottle. Dylan warned Innogen there would be equal parts natural and unnatural splendor on display soon. I ignored the banter and reached out to my Lady. Juliet and I were placing ourselves in her hands. I always felt strange letting such a lovely soul take control of something so primal and kinky I shared. When she told me that was very, very sweet I blushed. The spectators enjoyed the blush.

“Before Juliet begins I want to thank everybody responsible for this particular thank you.” I said calmly. “I ask those who have never seen this type of spanking to remember there is no shame in leaving early. Also I would ask you trust and respect Juliet's judgment in this scenario.”

Innogen took Sister Celeste's hand in hers. She also held Bryce's hand tightly. I smiled at them as I assumed my position. Juliet had agreed to let me choose the position. I stood with my legs spread and my hands on the back of my head. This would allow her to see the signal when I formed a circle with my thumb and index finger.

“When you're ready Juliet.” I said. “Love, light and life!”

Repose is the pulse when we enter I reminded myself. I was in repose so I sought out the pulse, matched my breathing to it and settled within myself. There was no need for anything fancier because in its essence a spanking is a pretty simple thing. A paddle is swung through the air and slams into your butt. That is essentially it unless you start to think of being naked in front of people, your arousal, the power you've given up, the illicit pleasure of enjoying an act designed to punish. I did none of these things. My goal was to be here and open to the nurturing energy constantly around me.

People left before the spanking ended. I had my eyes closed but I could hear their footsteps between cracks of the paddle. Puddle-licious I thought when the boundary between me and the energy dissolved. The pulse that filled the room had drawn me in to its beating heart. A smile, a sigh, bliss arising and spanking stopping. Between one blow and the next Juliet knew the moment had arrived. The sound of a lot of retreating footsteps formed the background noise. I remained standing. Rooted to the spot I breathed in this more refined energy. That was the difference. I felt it physically and breathed it in physically. The difference was like drinking water from a tap and a stream in the mountains. You can tell the difference even though water is supposedly tasteless.

“Go with Tracy.” Juliet said kissing me on the lips. “Now Rohan. There are things to do.”

“You can get dressed after your shower.” Tracy said leading me to the gym. “I fetched the wrap while you were honoring Juliet. We'll be just fine. The boys are taking care of themselves. Don't ask me why or how I know but you don't need it today.”

“I might mess up many more times in my life but I will never regret naming you my successor.” I said as Tracy tapped plastic over my patch.

“Don't you find it easier to relax knowing you got a very big decision right?” Belinda asked. “I left about halfway through but I'm glad I listened to Dylan's advice to come back in for the end of your spanking.”

“I am as well.” Tracy said. “Really thought you'd need me to get some salve on you. Thankfully it appears you're doing just fine. Ridiculous I know.”

“Ridiculous.” I agreed and we all laughed.

I put my simple outfit back on because I was about to spar with Jinsong. The reporter wouldn't be here for another hour and I didn't want the focus on us swinging swords. I'd requested we spar on the grass in front of the stupa. Brother Murray held a case with the claymore in it. My scimitar was in the case held by Petersen. I chose the claymore as being more traditionally associated with our Order. Jinsong had his broadsword in hand.

“Thank you for the honor of dancing for the stupa.” Jinsong said as we bowed.

“I'm honored and deeply grateful you accepted my invitation to dance.” I replied. “Blessings be upon you and your loved ones.”

“Blessings.” Jinsong said with a faint smile.

There wasn't the slightest separation between us before Jinsong brought his sword and forward in a straight thrust. Pitching the bell mantra to match the pulse of the stupa I sounded it within me as I parried the thrust. Then I sounded the grounding mantra as I reminded myself to stay true to myself. Earth I am when swords get drawn and earth I became. Smiling I decided to embrace all the subtlety of a mountain. My Lady reminded me the physical might be earth but my soul could be wind or water or slip into the stillness of the great void.

“Fly freely.” I said softly. “Play. Dance.”

You cannot fight Jinsong without being graceful. Even when being as obstinate as a mountain unless you soften enough to be graceful as well there is no way you can defend yourself. Jinsong could no more let go of fighting gracefully than he could stop breathing. He hammered at the mountain with a joyful heart and lightness that had me smiling even as I fought desperately at times to keep him at bay.

Then like the spanking almost in mid-step the dance ended. I hadn't even thought of how foolish it was to lower my sword, bring my feet together and bow to him without checking he had got the message. There are few people good enough with a sword you can trust to know the fight is over. Almost as if we choreographed it we were bowing together.

“Always a pleasure Master Jinsong.” I said when we straightened.

“I'm crying from relief because you aren't breathing heavily.” Tracy said dabbing at her eyes as we headed to the tables. “Apart from your stumble yesterday morning I think you've done a half-decent job this week Rohan. I still have no idea why you chose me but I might have to admit to being proud you named me your successor. Between us we can have a lot of fun with this lot. What do you say we give Dariusz half a state to grow our medicinal poisons in? We can't give him a full state because we'll need room for our homes. No we can't buy two states Dylan. That would be greedy.”

“Everything in moderation including excess.” I agreed kissing Tracy. “This is why I named you my successor. Your restraint is humbling.”

“Have a sip Stephen.” Millie suggested. “You've gone pale suddenly. This is a particularly fine remedy for a spot too much ridiculousness. Smile Rohan the paparazzi are waiting.”

“I'll take care of it with Tracy.” Stephen said handing back the bottle. “Thank you Millie.”

“Now tell me honestly Jinsong how did Rohan do with that sparkling toothpick of his?” Millie said. “Don't worry Rohan isn't listening to us. Are you Rohan?”

“What? Can't hear a word.” I said with a smile kissing her cheek and taking the bottle from her.

“I have to agree with Tracy that Rohan has done a half-decent job.” Jinsong said.

“We're happy to say the half-indecent job has been very satisfying as well.” Dylan said. “You're holding your place in the polls Dad. No need for early retirement yet.”

“Maybe I ought to quit while I'm ahead.” I said accepting a plate with potatoes, greens and an omelet. “Thank you for cooking guys.”

Stephen and Tracy introduced us to a cheerful, large African-American lady called Phoebe and her photographer Wallace. She confessed my housekeeper had suggested arriving around this time and a little hungry. There's nothing little about me but I got as close as I could she admitted freely.

“Why sir I declare you might be trying to get me drunk.” Phoebe said when I asked Tracy to fetch us some Wild Turkey bourbon.

“Do you write more kindly when you're drunk?” I asked. “Dr. Deidre introduced us to this fine bourbon and I thought you might enjoy it being from the South. The accent and your good spirit shouts it ahead of you.”

“The cold hasn't fully set in yet.” Wallace said. “Another year or two.”

“I got fires inside me so large they'll still be burning when the ones in Hell have burnt out.” Phoebe said. “Why do you think I never got married until after they invented Viagra? Child I don't want to go to all the trouble of finding the right man just to kill him on my honeymoon. My you are a little thing. Pretty though.”

“There's a lot of talent packed into that small frame.” I said. “The young lady has a showing of her art in two galleries. One on each coast.”

“Well bless my heart.” Phoebe said. “Have a splash of the good stuff. Do you have any of your work here? So glad you've done a few paintings. Wallace here will take some pictures. Girlfriend the editor will want another story next week for the pittance I earn. He's not the one I want to feed Viagra to so I have to do work for him.”

“Tragic.” Morgan said calmly.

“Well said Sir.” Phoebe said. “I don't think I've had the pleasure of being introduced.”

“Morgan and this is my husband Adam.” Morgan said calmly. “I figured if I married him in his sexual prime it would save me a fortune on Viagra.”

“The dowry wasn't too shabby either.” Tim said. “They found it so overwhelming they had to give some of it away.”

“Yes these two terrors are the ones playing lord of the manor here.” I said. “Thanks to their generosity we have the compound, clinic and Bryce has work in town. You want to chat to that couple there later. Bryce has a conspiracy going which will mean a third article. You've met Millie the artist. That blond with the long hair is a fellow artist Skye. They are sharing the weekend showing. I'm not certain if she has done any work here.”

“They've both been very busy.” Sophie said.

“Well thank ye kindly.” Phoebe said. “I might be able to get my next month's work all tied up this weekend. Wallace will appreciate the rest. He's one of them outdoor types who does so much running around he can barely keep a pound of flesh on his frame. Sometimes I swear the wind makes music on his ribs.”

“I'll gladly talk to Murray.” Wallace said. “You say Lawrence is a skilled photographer that might have a picture or two for us. Rohan you have done half the work for us. No I don't mind. I'd be happy to enjoy the proceedings, food and drink your bourbon all day. There's just one problem with that.”

“The man might actually have such a good day he'll end up smiling before sunset.” Phoebe said. “I swear I'd bet on Mt. Rushmore cracking a smile before him even if you set a cheerleader on his hips.”

“Maybe he needs a little medication.” Morgan suggested.

“Now did I see and hear some swordplay when we arrived.” Phoebe said. “I'd love to see the recording. I promise I am the soul of discretion Rohan. The locals will think you crazy enough without knowing you enjoy a little fencing. Tell me Petersen can you cook grits? I won't kiss you until I taste them but the local diner hasn't even heard of them never mind cooked them. I do miss my grits. A nice big plate full of grits with some sausage and biscuits. Lots of butter and none of this no-fun margarine.”

“We're going healthy at the dinner not tasteless.” Petersen assured her. “There's another article for you. What say we make grits the headline?”

“Well I could do thirds but I shouldn't.” Phoebe said. “Grits as a headline is perfect.”

“I'm sure Dad would appreciate it if he wasn't the only one eating.” Dylan said. “I'll get you a plate if I can kiss your cheek.”

“Wallace get your camera ready.” Phoebe said. “I want a picture of being kissed by a handsome man. Lovely son you have Rohan. Very kind to the ladies.”

“That because they don't seem to mind kissing him.” I said. “I'm glad they like kissing him. The more kisses they give him the less they give me.”

“For somebody who pretends to dislike the ladies kissing him you sure do spoil them.” Skye said. “I've seen this man kissed more times than I can keep track of since I arrived on Tuesday. He's being very kind to my friend Millie. I'll have to give him several kisses on the bus ride home. He's gong to England on business and sprucing her place up a little.”

“Saves me the cost of a hotel.” I explained. “People seem to think I'm some sort of nice guy.”

“Can't imagine why.” Phoebe said. “I mean you just create and build all this wonderful stuff for people without expecting anything in return. Then you pop off to spruce up a young lady's home in England.”

“He needs a hideout.” Tim said. “This scoundrel has arranged a surprise and thank you for some of his friends and wants to escape the monsoon of kisses headed his way.”

“Of course he has.” Phoebe said. “This obviously wasn't enough. I mean it will all be over on Saturday when he climbs on the bus. You can't expect him to wait until Monday before he spoils folks again. Can you cook grits Rohan?”

“I can although I'll never eat them.” I said. “Come round tomorrow morning and join us for some before we leave. Petersen and Bryce need the practice.”

“Glad to hear you have some flaw.” Phoebe said. “Now what's next on your agenda.”

“Clifton get your cute behind over here.” I said. “This young man is going to help me with the blessings today. He has the voice of an angel and chants beautifully. I'll go get dressed quickly and meet you at the stupa. Tim it's that protocol thing. I need to get in my official garb they tell me. Thank god it is simple and the others will be wearing theirs as well.”

Daizan and Mu led the first blessing at the stupa. I urged Phoebe to join in with the others. Earlier when I'd asked Jinsong if I ought to go through the chants and songs my Lady had in mind with him Jinsong had told me he trusted her. I warned him one or two were what some people called secret. He was adamant it was time they got shared and he trusted our group to use them with respect. Before we joined the others I'd shared some of the chants and songs with Clifton privately.

When Daizan rang the bell three times silence fell. I let it linger for a minute before starting a very, very ancient chant. Best get the secret out in the open I thought. The other learned men flinched slightly but relaxed when Jinsong remained still. He smiled at me and Clifton as we chanted. Then he joined us. Slowly more and more voices joined the chanting until once again everybody was chanting. The other two chants I led them in were unusual but not as mysterious.

Clifton remained silent when I let my Lady finish the blessing with a song. I had told him all our blessings would end with my Lady singing. My Lady was glad I had paid enough attention to notice the song matched the pulse of the space. Lao and Jinsong had also noticed. They chatted quietly as we moved on to the campground.

“Wallace these hobbit homes have a shower big enough for me and my man.” Phoebe exclaimed. “Sensible architects you have Rohan. I must get their card. Zak we'll speak soon.”

Brother Murray assured Wallace the tents were for us soft city-slickers and nothing like what the participants on his survival course would have. Tim had more blankets than thirty of the survivalists would use combined he told us. I explained Tim was a sensitive soul accustomed to the civilized society of England so I had brought our standards up a bit. Speaking of civilized customs Tim urged me to get on with blessing the compound so we wouldn't be late for tea.

I was glad we got on with the blessing because there were scones waiting for us. Phoebe decided Wallace might actually gain a whole ounce by the time we finished feeding them today. A grinning Adam promised to introduce him to Catherine and Teresa if he wanted to get in a workout at lunchtime. Why invest so much money in food just to go lose it Phoebe asked Tim when he suggested she join Wallace.

“That man walks twenty-miles in a day and calls it a stroll.” Phoebe said. “He goes camping with a tarp and not even a tent. My idea of a hike is twenty-yards from the store to my car. When I want to spend time communing with Mother Nature we have tea and cake on my screened porch.”

When I blessed the healing center I had Brother Cameron and Innogen stand close to me. Clifton stood in front of us. I chanted and sang with my arms draped over Innogen and Brother Cameron's shoulders. Right before I started singing Innogen lifted Clifton in her arms. I kissed their cheeks and singing softly I led them inside. Phoebe had walked through each space before I blessed it but this time she only had to take a step through the door to feel the effects.

The boys had to show her my resistance band and kettlebells. Phoebe scolded me for investing so much money in food and losing it in gyms. A grinning Millie let the scolding continue for ten-minutes before she offered Phoebe her bottle of honey vodka. Still mumbling about matching her plate-for-plate but being skinnier than an anorexic scarecrow Phoebe stepped outside. We followed because it was time for lunch.

Sheriff Daniel arrived to join us for lunch. He told us Connor would be over after school to spend some time with the boys. My housekeeper suggested the two of them join us for dinner. I told the sheriff all I had to do was bless the two main houses. I'd do Innogen's after lunch and the newlyweds' house after tea. Then I'd do a blessing of the entire land and hand over the keys just before we sat down for dinner. The evening would be all about relaxing.

“This Millie is one smart girl Rohan.” Phoebe said. “She's allowed me to use her work in my article as often as I want or need. I can send you a copy before it goes to print.”

“Send a copy to Stephen, Murray, Cameron, Innogen and Tracy.” I said. “Tracy has their email addresses. I'm sure one of them will read it to me.”

“I'm certain it will be ridiculous article that will have Rohan blushing nicely.” Millie said.

My housekeeper came over to ask how I was feeling. I told her I was feeling fine and would make it through the rest of the blessings. She kissed Clifton when I told her I couldn't have done it without his help. He was happy to help because he had learned some secret chants. Eddie was recording everything today and would make up a CD for him. There was no arguing that the sooner I got the blessings done the sooner I could rest so I took my last helping of dessert with me.

This house had many purposes as well as that of a home so I sang a variety of songs. Then I led Innogen and Bryce inside to stand with me beneath the central cupola. While I sang I imagined chi flowing out in circles until it totally encompassed the structure and garden. The last song I sang was a song about the love of family members towards each other. One that spoke of the love of a father for his son and daughter.

“Rohan's making Innogen cry in public again Skye.” Millie said when she entered with the others. “What's old faithful done now Bryce? Given her the local hospital?”

“He sang a song about the love of a father for his son and daughter.” Bryce said.

“The swine.” Skye said causing everybody to laugh. “What makes it even worse is this guy most likely loves her like a daughter and can honestly sing such songs.”

“Definitely old enough.” Adam said. “Juliet I think Rohan needs another spanking for giving us a sister. Bryce is already a brother.”

“Dust.” Tracy said. “That's all it is.”

“Who wouldn't love Innogen?” I asked. “See she's your sister and daughter as well. I just happened to mention it. Now will you rapscallions believe me when I say this group is exactly like a regular family?”

“No we won't.” Tim said. “There's nothing regular about this group. That's why we get along so well. There are some regular crumpets waiting for us though.”

“Let's get Innogen away from the dust.” Leslie said taking Innogen in her arms.

“Tell me Lao is it my imagination or is the energy a little different in each area that Rohan blesses?” Phoebe asked linking arms with Lao. “Don't get me wrong I think the energy is great and uplifting in many ways. The spaces felt nice before but they are truly transformed after Rohan does his blessing.”

“The energy is different because the energy of each patch of land is different.” Lao explained. “When Rohan lets this energy flow inside him it alters the pitch of the song. He could do the same chant in every home and each would be different. The chant for the healing center was one of healing. Innogen is using some of this home as her private healing space so Rohan layered blessings. He likes layers. I work with patterns and movement. Clifton works with sound.”

“Rohan does enough through movement and sound on their own. When he combines them it proves ridiculous.” Jinsong added with a smile. “I think he knows and eases back on the ridiculous factor by not adding Tai Chi.”

“You mean there would be even more energy?” Skye asked. “I owe the old guy an apology for holding back. Was it the energy of the blessing that got to Innogen?”

“The energy brought stuff to the surface.” Jinsong said. “Better to have it surface while Lao, Leslie and Dr. Deidre are here. We will be leaving tomorrow and Innogen realizes this is no dream. She really does get to live here in this magnificent house and work on establishing her healing practice. These are gifts Phoebe from both Rohan and the newlyweds. They are pretty certain she will marry Bryce and they can give the house to them as a wedding present.

The two boys know they have a nice home with ample space so their needs are met. They are just teenagers so if they invest their business profits in rental properties like Rohan did five or ten years from now they will be very comfortable. Rohan is spending the money because he sees this as an opportunity to share healing wisdom. Innogen will share her wisdom with some of the staff at the healing center. They will share it. Soon there will be workshops and online seminars. Tim loves working with things online.”

“That is one ridiculous family.” Phoebe declared. “You can't help but love them. I mean the man brings in a catering crew that provides traditional British tea twice a day. They cook three meals a day so all the friends have to do is enjoy their vacation. I cannot wait to see what the menu for tonight is considering how special this day is for everybody.”

“Hold still Rohan I owe you an apology.” Skye said kissing me. “That's for not adding Tai Chi to the blessings today. I ought to have remembered your motto of everything in moderation including excess.”

“That sums it up perfectly.” Phoebe said. “I'll be certain to use it along with ridiculous. Sanne tells me people can come here for free medical advice as well. Freely given and in return they will accept gifts to the foundation. The amount set by the patient who also gets a tax break because it's a non-profit. By the time I get done writing all about this place you guys will have received more coverage than a new diet pill in the fashion industry.”

“The best part is there will always be people here cooking for the staff.” Millie said. “Interviewing them on their meal breaks won't upset their boss by taking up valuable work time.”

“I can't imagine anything upsetting their boss.” Phoebe said. “Hurting one of his family will do it you say. Good to know the man is human. Here comes Connor and his dad.”

“Rohan I decided to finish early and spend some time with my son.” Sheriff Daniel said. “Connor this is Rohan.”

“Pleased to meet you Connor.” I said. “Thank you for being friends with my scurvy knaves. Guys get over here and say hi to Connor. While Connor's dad is here I'll tell him I let you scurvy knaves decide how much alcohol you drink. They know not to drink and drive. Daniel if you tell me Connor knows how you feel we can let them go enjoy tea and crumpet.”

“He knows his guidelines.” Sheriff Daniel said. “I've never had a problem yet.”

“Neither have I.” I said. “There are a usually a lot of people around to keep watch on them but none of them have felt the need to speak to me. There you go guys. We'll get the last house blessing and land blessing done soon so you can go play.”

Twenty-minutes later I asked Tracy to get the boys together. Because Clifton was too big for Adam or Morgan to hold I had him sit on my shoulders. Stephen suggested a refresher course on stateliness but Belinda told him she much preferred cute amongst friends and family. Clifton enjoyed being high up. We started the blessing together outside the home. The four of us entered the home and walked through it chanting. I found a central point to stand and sing. This time my songs celebrated their love for each other and their generosity.

When the others joined us Innogen was carrying a box of tissues for the guys. Skye told me it was a good thing this was the last blessing. I wouldn't make any more people cry. While the boys regathered themselves I took Lao, Hui and Jinsong outside and asked if we could bless the land with some Tai Chi. Although I felt very relaxed all the chanting and blessings were making me too relaxed. A fifteen-minute sequence would be perfect I told them.

There was no need to say anything. The gang knew if I wasn't singing then I was feeling the effects of my day. They kindly kept quiet about this and let us perform our Tai Chi. Daizan, Mu and Clifton sealed our blessing with some chanting. Everybody got hugged and a kiss on the cheek when I handed over the keys. Wallace took a picture of me standing with all the key holders. We held our pose for Lawrence to take some pictures.

“Very nice of you to let Clifton take center stage at the end Rohan.” Phoebe said as we headed back to the house.

“Actually the day caught up with me.” I said. “I'm not in blessing shape.”

“Lao explained how doing all these blessings had to impact you.” Phoebe said. “All this energy flowing through you was just like cooking you for several hours. I appreciate your honesty but I think we'll say how in keeping it was that a boy should round off proceedings by leading two older Buddhist monks in a chant to bless and thank the land.”

“I'm glad Rohan is going along with your plan.” my housekeeper said. “Thank you Phoebe. We couldn't have been given a better reporter.”

“I'm off duty and your guest now so you guys can all relax.” Phoebe said. “I'll swear on my dinner if you want that nothing you reveal when I'm a guest will make it to the paper.”

“No need to go to that extreme.” I said. “I will take you at your word. Please share your observations with Tracy to help us keep private stuff more private the next time. I'm not embarrassed about any of it but a lot of good would go undone if we weren't discrete.”

“Some things you cannot hide.” Phoebe said. “The love between you and Tim speaks volumes without saying a word. I left the South because of their inability to accept my love for another lady. We both fled North. Wallace knows but to the rest of the town she is a widowed cousin.”

“The catering crew tells me we don't have grits because they know Rohan doesn't like them.” Tracy said. “Phoebe if I called the co-op do you think your cousin might pick them up on the way over? You can't let her stay at home while we feast.”

“We'd really like to meet her.” Dylan said. “Please say yes because we asked and not because I threatened you with a spanking from Adam.”

“She'd be delighted to meet you all.” Phoebe said. “I only asked her to stay because I didn't know if there was enough food. Millie I can see now how there would be. Sir are you related to Millie? You're the same size and packed full of the same energy.”

“Oh I'm not nearly as creative as Millie.” Joseph said blushing. “I'd get the paintbrush all turned around. I tried painting a wall in my apartment but got more paint on me. That was a terrible experience. Rohan I was wondering if you wouldn't mind sending somebody to town to get us some brandy? Tracy this is for Tipsy. I want something extra, extra special. I thought we could also use it for a toast to all Rohan's created. There's a lot of people which is why I'm checking. This might be expensive.”

“You bet your cute behind it will be expensive.” Tim said reaching for his phone. “Phoebe could we impose again?”

“The liquor store is right next to the co-op so it's no imposition.” Phoebe said. “I love a good brandy when I commune with nature.”

“Hello I was wondering what extra special brandy you have in stock?” Tim asked. “We'll need five cases. I don't want to leave you short. What about the Martell Cordon Bleu guys?”

“Do they have a Germain Robin?” Joseph asked. “I think the Germain is extra special enough Dr. Deidre. The problem is we lose a lot of it in the cooking. You know it burns off. Even the Germain is expensive Dr. Deidre. I'd guess around $70 a bottle. The other is about twice the price. Sixty at one-fifty each is nine thousand. That's...that's...”

“Ridiculous?” Phoebe suggested.

“Yes ridiculous.” Joseph agreed.

“Then you know that is the way Rohan will go.” Phoebe said. “I think we can get the five cases and grits in the car.”

“No I won't go that way.” I said. “Petersen if you wanted to make Tipsy really special with some good brandy which one would you use?”

“The Germain Robin Craft is a good standard cooking brandy.” Petersen said. “Sweeten the tarts with maple syrup and soak some vanilla beans in the brandy. We'll also need some raisins. Yes it has become a long list. A good thing we have the new company car. Come along Tracy we're headed to town. Do you still have your housekeeping card? Is there enough on it to cover everything or do we need to steal one from Rohan's wallet?”

“Frederick keeps it topped up at a hundred.” Tracy said. “Yes I'll grab two cases of the extra special plonk to drink with our dessert. We can toast first and finish it off while we enjoy dessert. Phoebe is there anything in particular you like with your grits?”

“Only a little strong cheddar cheese and bacon crumbled in.” Phoebe said. “Why don't you let that handsome chef surprise me? Petersen how much is the cooking brandy you suggested? Around forty bucks. You mean Rohan just agreed to get sixty per cent of the brandy dirt-cheap by his standards.”

“That's the most ridiculous thing he's done all week.” Skye announced.

“She's right.” Millie said. “We all need a drink to cope with that nonsense. Thank goodness we are going back home soon. Rohan if we stayed here a day longer you might actually go so ridiculous on us you'd stop for fast food on the way home.”

“The thought of my Love sitting down with a bucket of KFC is too funny.” Tim said cracking up.

“Can you imagine him sitting down to a meal from the dollar menu?” Dylan asked.

“Phew! My ribs hurt for some reason.” Millie said when the laughter subsided.

“Joseph if you stand there grinning for much longer I'm going to kiss you.” I warned.

“Looks like Joseph beat him to it.” Morgan said watching Joseph sit himself in my lap and kiss me soundly.

“That's for being so good about the brandy.” Joseph said. “The next kiss is for giving me such a wonderful holiday. Juliet and Tim will get theirs soon. Rohan how could I not have a wonderful time? This is so magical and the drive is so pretty. That sweet Millie tells me my painting is almost done. She wants to add the last touches in my room.”

“You bet your cute butt I do.” Millie said. “That way us two lucky artists get to have a private lunch with Joseph.”

“I hope you ladies don't mind if Dr. Deidre joins us.” Joseph said. “She helped me a lot this week. I'd never have been able to relax and have fun if it wasn't for her. I must find some small gift to give her. Any suggestions Rohan?”

“Call Reginald.” I said. “Now if you don't mind it's time to go greet Phoebe's lovely lady.”

“This is the sweet man responsible for all of this Tallulah.” Phoebe said. “This is Rohan.”

“Thank you for the invitation Rohan.” Tallulah said. “Do you mind if I rush off with these cute youngsters and see the place?”

“Joseph tells us dinner will be another forty-minutes.” Adam said. “He'll text us if we're not back Dad.”

“Can we start with your house Innogen?” Phoebe asked. “Thank you that's very kind of you. This lady is a healer Tallulah. One day we'll come back and see what she suggests for your stress and panic attacks. Tonight we celebrate and wish Rohan bon voyage.”

My housekeeper found me watching Joseph bustling around the catering crew. He dispensed kisses liberally and kept thanking them for letting him cook. They were incredibly patient. He rushed off to greet Tracy and Petersen when they returned. I told them they could get the preparation work done for Tipsy while I helped Tracy prepare a round of the good stuff for toasting. Naturally I had to try a little with Tracy to check the quality and freshness.

I led her to the edge of the deck to look across the lawn to the stupa. What a beautiful night I thought. Tracy let me know this plonk was worthy of Tipsy. She's not a cheap tart I agreed with a smile. J helped us prepare the drinks. When the boys returned while hugging them I told the boys to sip their brandy when we did the toast.

“There are a lot of people who helped that aren't here tonight.” I said. “We will find them and thank them appropriately over the next few months. I would like to thank our honored guests for bravely visiting and spending this much time with us. Tonight we are celebrating the end of a project and the beginning of a new adventure for those staying here. You will always be remembered and loved. Now I'd like you to raise a glass and join in our traditional toast. Love, light and life!”

“Love, light and love.” everybody said.

“Lord have mercy!” Phoebe exclaimed when she sipped her brandy. “Excuse me I need to get my lips on the ridiculous man who bought us this brandy.”

“Would now be a good time to let you know he bought you a bottle to take home?” Tracy asked while Phoebe kissed me. “There's one for Wallace as well.”

“Now would be a very good time.” Phoebe said kissing me a second time. “Oh my this is some sweet nectar. The food smells almost as good Rohan. Too much subtlety in that hint?”

“The perfect amount.” I said. “Well you guys all heard the lady. Let's eat before she starts gnawing on me.”

Roast beef, pork and lamb with all the sides and trimmings were laid out for everybody to help themselves. Members of the catering crew took turns carving meat for our guests. Abby kissed me soundly for serving roast pork with crackling and crispy potatoes. Tallulah predicted a lot more kisses before I made it to bed. Tim predicted a lot more when I was in bed. Dylan agreed if he could keep his eyes open. The brandy was very nice and very strong.

I sat with Stephen and Derrick on either side of me while I ate. Derrick told me he'd love to watch the stream of Brother Michael tomorrow morning. When I apologized to Phoebe for the early breakfast Tallulah told me getting her to wait until seven would be the challenge. I had to reload my plate and thank the chefs. Dylan leaned against me while I ate thirds.

“A little boost would be nice Dad.” Dylan said. “I'd like to stay pleasantly tipsy but I must have some Tipsy. Thank you for spoiling us and especially my brother. Getting them each their own key was the sweetest gesture ever.”

Dessert was incredible with the infused raisins. Tracy stood behind Phoebe to thank Petersen and Joseph. She told them this was on par with chocolate Tipsy. Phoebe came over to ask me how she could write articles about us when we were all too ridiculous for words. Everybody who touched the food was ridiculously good at cooking. She had no doubt the doctors and healers were ridiculously good at what they did. Then she hugged me hard and wouldn't let go until I promised to keep her updated on my trip to England. Phoebe hugged Tim until he agreed to make certain we could do Skype calls. He asked her to bring her laptop with her tomorrow and he'd secure it.

Sheriff Daniel was curious to learn why Tim thought the newspaper network would be at risk when they had confidential sources to protect. We all laughed at his expression when Tim hacked into his work email. Then he calmly asked Sheriff Daniel if there was anything else he'd like to see him do. Maybe clear a record or erase some parking tickets for somebody. Morgan thought it would be cool if the scurvy knaves ended up on the payroll as deputies. Tracy offered Sheriff Daniel another brandy.

“William eats, breathes and refuses sleep to spend time with computers my Love.” Tim said. “He'll think you're the best boss for having him call to secure the networks here even if it is on a Saturday. I have a stream to oversee tomorrow.”

“Grand Master I think it would be best if we took Sheriff Daniel in our confidence and let him see this side of things.” Derrick said. “We are a militant Order and our members tend to step in to help others. The locals might not understand we truly are going gently in some situations.”

“I agree it would be good if he understood the true nature of our training.” Stephen said. “We will need him to agree to keep this to himself unless circumstances force him to speak about this in public. You will need to join us for an early breakfast Daniel.”

“Well if it is going to impact the community then I am duty-bound to make these sacrifices.” Sheriff Daniel said with a smile. “Provided I can get him out of bed I will gladly bring Connor over boys.”

“That would be great.” Morgan said. “While they have their secret meeting we can go for a ride. Rohan would you mind if Connor rides your bike? He wants to compare the Yamaha with his Honda.”

“That all depends on what he is going to charge me for exercising my bike.” I said. “A hug I can do. You're welcome Connor.”

“Looks like he will be as eager to join us as Phoebe.” Tracy commented.

We all split up to play Frisbee. My housekeeper insisted we all have guests among us so I wouldn't be tempted to open my stitches again. Sanne thought it very strange I kept throwing the Frisbee over Hans' head and around the corner of the shed. I explained I was a little tired and wasn't taking the slope into account. He gets more exercise running to fetch it which is a good thing I pointed out.

“How on earth did a Tipsy tart and custard end up behind the shed?” I asked when Sanne returned from fetching an errant throw. “You were right there was something strange going on. Well spotted Sanne. I'll recommend you for the post of detective in Bigfork.”

Everybody just smiled when she kissed my cheek and walked over to join another group. I immediately threw the Frisbee behind the shed for Hans to fetch. A short time later I went off to find Dylan. He was chatting to Innogen so I didn't disturb them. A few minutes later I called everybody over to grab a nightcap.

“You're all welcome to continue the party but I'm feeling a little tired.” I said. “Please join me in a nightcap.”

The party did continue for a while after I left with Dylan and Tim. They were very gentle with me and bent me over the edge of the tub. One of them sucked on me while the other fucked me. I climaxed in Tim's mouth when Dylan took his turn fucking me. That was all we did before crawling under our mound of blankets. I woke during the night with a curious feeling of needing to be elsewhere. Following the pull inside me I wasn't surprised to find myself at the stupa. Sitting down with my back against the sun-warmed stupa I drew my blanket around me and went to sleep.

“That's so ridiculously adorable I think I'll cry.” I heard Millie saying.

“Huh. What is?” I said opening my eyes and becoming aware of a body on either side of me.

Millie snapped pictures with her cellphone of me with Tim and Dylan snuggled against me. The miraculous thing for me was they had only brought a single blanket each with them. We were facing the sunrise so I sang them awake. They just smiled and snuggled closer. I finally had to get up when Jinsong approached for our sparring.

“There is something we need to do before we spar.” I said motioning Daizan and Mu toward me. “Jinsong, Lao and Hui please join us. Go ahead Bram. I haven't spotted it.”

Bram led us to the west side and removed some tape that he'd camouflaged to blend in with the stupa. Clifton approached with a cloth-covered parcel in his hand. Hans was carrying some mortar. Using a slender trowel Bram removed a part of the stupa. This left a domed niche in the side. I motioned Clifton forward. He held up his hands so I could remove the cloth. Behind a glass door in a wooden box was an altar with a picture of Genta. Wordlessly I turned and set it inside the niche.

“Our friend Bram will secure it in place for us before we leave.” I said. “The door opens and we have left space to add a personal item to the altar. You are welcome to do this at any time. Thank you Bram for placing it so my friend gets warmed by the setting sun. Daizan nobody thought it strange to see Bram around the stupa so it was easy for him to slip in a wooden mold while the concrete was still wet. The newlyweds were very happy to honor Genta with their stupa.”

“When I'm done with Bram they will get the same treatment.” Tracy said with her arms around Bram's neck. “Daizan I'll gladly give him a kiss from you. Several of them it is. Amanda and Lucille you will make certain I am on the same bus as your sons won't you? Good. I will need lots of time to thank them properly.”

“I'll make certain Bram is on that bus as well.” Sanne said. “Bram it would be a lot more embarrassing if I thanked you for this very sweet gesture. This is just like the stunt you pulled with Marion. I'm letting the kids spend our first night back with Elaine or else they won't get any sleep.”

“Looks like our breakfast guests couldn't wait until seven.” Adam said as the sound of cars in the yard reached us. “You are showing the sheriff your secret feed so he might as well watch the sparring dad. Phoebe and Tallulah won't say anything. I'll go fetch them.”

Today I could only spar with the scimitar. I sought out the pulse of Aydinlik once I had it in my grasp. Beneath the familiar presence I connected with the energy. My Lady told me this was what the ancient warriors had done without realizing it. The few whose weapons seemed a part of their body. By doing it consciously I could teach it to the boys. Jinsong and I waited for Adam to bring our guests over to the sparring room.

We started with rolling hands. Disengaged to stretch our arms and shoulders before stepping close for another round of rolling hands. Flowing with the energy I was able to move faster than ever. Jinsong was crafty enough to use chi to mislead by sending energy one way and pulling up short. I laughed in delight at his skill and the fact only Lao or Hui would know what he was doing. Twice he almost got through before I sensed if I hit a spot where the chi felt weak or soft it was likely this was where he would pull up. I loved sparring on two levels. A dance within a dance.

Jinsong pressed me hard. I let him attack and advance at will until he had his momentum going forward. Then I let Aydinlik dance through the same pattern I used with the staff. Jinsong's eyes widened slightly but he kept pressing me. The pattern was known to him so I couldn't keep it up for long. I cut it short by using the attack within it Lao had shown me. I almost got through. I pressed Jinsong back. He circled and drew me back into the staff pattern as I desperately defended my flank. Midway through it I rolled away to disengage. When I came to my feet Jinsong was standing waiting for me. We bowed to each other. Then I lifted him off his feet in a hug.

“That was the most fitting farewell gift ever Jinsong.” I said. “Only your honor and nobility of soul surpass your deviousness. The two levels were so much fun. I need to bugger a Brit! Any volunteers?”

“Me!” Tim said throwing himself in my arms. “Well? What's the delay? I'm not getting any more British. This is it.”

“Excuse us folks I need to go rinse off and get dressed.” I said. “This won't take long. Petersen and Joseph can get some grits started. I'll cook mine when I return. That plastic wrap won't walk to the bathhouse on its own Dylan. Quickly! There's a lot to do.”

I'm not certain if my son thought I was joking about needing to bugger a Brit. Tim's shoulders were resting on the edge of the tub as I fucked him. The tub was still filling with water while I filled him. Pressing his legs away from my chest I created enough space for Dylan to slide the plastic through. He had just finished and turned off the taps when Tim exploded. I slipped from Tim's ass and lifted Tim up so Dylan could get into place beneath him.

Setting Tim down on Dylan's back I reached down to guide my cock inside my son. Then I pounded his ass while I licked Tim clean. The moment I finished enjoying the last drop of cum I set him aside. Then it was Dylan's turn. I flipped him over and placed his shoulders on the edge of the tub. Leaning forward between his legs I kissed him. He groaned when I smiled wickedly at him and stopped fucking him.

“Oh wow!” Tim exclaimed when I started stroking the exposed two-thirds of my cock. “What a bastard!”

“Monstrous!” Dylan exclaimed. “So hot!”

“You're not going to? Really.” Tim said in a soft voice.

“I just did.” I said releasing my cock and pressing the softening member inside Dylan.

A few tugs on Dylan's cock got him off. The newlyweds almost missed their opportunity. I was about to get out the tub when they arrived.

“Already?” Morgan asked. “He must have been in fine form. You can tell us on the walk. Rohan's housekeeper is waiting.”

Some rimming from Dylan and Tim got them off quicker. I was still swallowing the last of their cum when I lifted them out the tub. Urging them on we got dried and dressed in record time. Tracy was waiting and let me know monks and nuns would get our stuff to the bus. I had lots to do starting with grits. The three scurvy knaves put a little distance between us so Dylan could share our play with them.

Phoebe watched closely as I cooked her some grits. She'd already sampled Petersen's and Joseph's grits. Tallulah smiled when Phoebe announced our arrival and redemption of the diner was the answer to her prayers. The boys turned traitor on me by eating two bowls of grits with eggs and greens. They had a third bowl of grits with a side of biscuits and sausage gravy. I decided this was the blessing of adoption. I could safely blame this turncoat behavior on their DNA. Adam told me to lay the blame wherever I wanted as long as I laid some grits in his plate more often. My housekeeper promised to add some to the shopping list.

“Hush Rohan.” Belinda said. “Every one here knows if it isn't terribly unhealthy you will serve it for the boys if they ask. You'll even do it with a smile so there is good energy in it. Are you trying to eat all the pork in Montana in one week? Then bring the rest with you. Have fun on your bike ride guys.”

“Connor you're welcome.” I said when he hugged me again. “Be certain you have fun.”

Hafiz thought it wonderful I had a plate of food with me. Tracy asked if we ought to let the brothers see because it was pork. He suggested I keep that tactic for when I visited. This time the fight took an unexpected turn. The three brothers had forced Brother Michael into a narrow alley. They were forcing him towards the wall at the end of alley which was wide enough for the three of them to fight side-by-side.

“What's he doing?” Tracy asked clutching my arm tightly.

Brother Michael got the brothers to stop their advance by sheathing his sword and wrenching an awning upright from a nearby cart. The round piece of wood was about three feet in length and an inch in circumference. Lifting his head back Brother Michael roared. The he threw himself at the brothers. His staff caught two of the brothers on its cross swing. One on the arm and the other on the hand hard enough to make them drop their swords. Adil had jumped back just in time but got caught on the temple on the back-swing. He dropped unconscious to the ground. Brother Michael handed the cart owner his staff, thrust some money in the stunned guys hand and calmly pushed his way between the stunned brothers.

“Why did he sheath his sword and switch to a wooden staff?” Sheriff Daniel asked.

“Less chance of causing serious injury.” Jinsong said. “They hold no such reservations but Brother Michael knows they are friends of Rohan. He also wishes to keep his personal code of honor in tact. The brothers are very skilled but Brother Michael is even more capable and better trained thanks to Rohan. All I did was polish what Rohan created Tracy. Rohan knows Brother Michael is responsible for training the monks and nuns so he pushed Brother Michael until he reached a level where Rohan knew he would do a good job as arms master. I imagine even with his natural abilities it took Rohan three years at least to train Brother Michael.”

“Dylan will be happy to know he is now the proud owner of three camels.” I said with a smile. “I'll ask him what he wants to do with them on the ride home Hafiz. We'll email you his decision or he'll call you. I will be in England for his last fight. You may need to postpone it until Adil recovers.”

“Do you mean he might have hit him too hard and delayed his return?” Tracy asked. “I shall have words with him if he did. Hafiz I will be calling that overzealous monk to remind him his code of honor better see him on the plane back home as we agreed. Jinsong he needs to work on his control a little more. I'll bring him over for a lesson. That's right we can have lessons at the penthouse now. Thanks to Rohan I can just push him out of bed and he can roll into the addition.”

“When he hits the floor he'll go splat.” Tim predicted. “Tracy if an overzealous monks meets and overzealous nun in bed there is only one result. Splat!”

Tracy blushed while the rest of us laughed. Hafiz assured me Hospitallers had intercepted the brothers and were treating them somewhere private and discrete. They would all have a meal together after the last bout. Sheriff Daniel thanked me for trusting him as we made our way to the main house. I started saying my goodbyes the moment we got back. Then I went for a last walk around the property with Tim while the boys washed the bikes. Clifton and Jinsong joined me in chanting a last blessing. Then I sang a song of thanks. I sighed as I climbed in the bus. Tracy handed me some of the good brandy which brightened my mood.

“What do you think I should do with my three camels Dad?” Dylan asked.

“You have two choices.” I said. “You can try giving Hafiz a call. He might be watching video of the bout.”

“Hello Hafiz I'm glad I'm not disturbing you.” Dylan said. “Please will you do me a favor and ask the brothers if I can reinvest my three camels with them. I'm certain you will negotiate a good deal for me. You do mean five kisses per camel don't you? Then I'll accept your fee. I'll tell him the brothers are fine when he's finished chatting with Hui. His housekeeper didn't like his mood and brought forward his Tuesday chat to today. She wasn't going to put up with him making us feel a little down for another second. You know I keep forgetting they haven't tied the knot. I can't see how much would change. Yes it would be important for Rohan. I'll chat to Lao about it while dad's away.”

The result of my chat with Hui was a surprising amount of joy. I still wanted him to join us for breakfast Tuesday. Hui promised to have another chat with me. Tim's hopes of us doing it later got dashed because five a.m suited the two of us just fine. The following day when we arrived at the orphanage I swung Patricia in the air when she invited us in for lunch. She laughed when I told her Hui had made me unafraid of hooligans. There are sixty of them to spoil plus Hans I declared joyously. Sanne decided Hui had done too good a job. The hooligans in the cafeteria heard me singing from my first step inside. Tracy decided I'd corrupted my Lady as well.

“Reginald why aren't you at work?” Joseph asked when we entered the cafeteria to find him sitting with three hooligans in his lap. “The restaurant is okay isn't it? I can't imagine why you worried about me. You guys threw me out the door a day early. I go on vacation because you insist and you all worry. That's very sweet but why were you worried?”

“You didn't call any of us once.” Reginald said. “Dr. Deidre is a miracle worker. You really had a good time? How much cooking did you do?”

“Very little Reginald.” I said. “Grits yesterday morning. He helped Bryce cook dinner for six on Wednesday. He helped with breakfast on Tuesday and the closing feast last night. I had a catering crew of thirty or forty helping him.”

“I'm helping Bryce with his diner and a conspiracy with Ivan so you might not see as much of me.” Joseph said. “I've had some long chats with Dr. Deidre and Leslie this week. They've come up with a lot of good suggestions. I will have lots of irons in the fire. You know I still love the restaurant and will be there a lot but not as much. Of course I'll tell you all about my plans. You have to know how to get hold of me Reginald. I'm promoting you to restaurant manager. You get a share of the profits. I don't know how much. That's a decision for the restaurant manager. Yes I believe I just said you are the restaurant manager.”

“He's got a severe dose of ridiculous.” Millie said. “Good job he's spending the night with Dr. Deidre. Here Reginald have a swig. Very good medicine for ridiculous.”

“The man isn't coming in tonight either?” a stunned Reginald asked.

“I'll be back Wednesday.” Joseph said with a smile.

“Joseph's made great progress this past week.” Leslie said. “We are all very proud of him.”

“Tomorrow I want to spend time with the boys.” Joseph said. “Then I'll help Rohan cook dinner. British night is Leslie's favorite night. I can help thank her. We must prepare some jello tonight for our trifles Rohan. I want to spend Tuesday with the boys because Rohan will be on his way to England and we can play Smurf Racer for as long as we want. Next weekend is Millie and Skye's show. I'll be spending time with them. Don't worry Reginald I know I owe you a big thank you. I'll fit it in. These smart ladies will help me remember.”

“Maybe some food will help the man gather his wits.” I suggested. “Right you hooligans. Did you get them to cook my favorites?”

“Yes we did.” a little girl said loudly. “Lots and more!”

“Some people have spoken out of turn.” I said. “I shall have to wield the paddle tonight.”

“Yay!” the four fucketeers shouted giving each other high-fives.

“You certainly know how to control your sons Rohan.” Skye said.

“They don't call me Sir Firmhand the Foolhardy for nothing.” I said. “Let's eat! Yes I'll bless the food if it's the only way to get to eat it. Sorry about stealing your chef Patricia. I'll have to find you a replacement.”

“Petersen's sending one over from England on a pilot test program.” Patricia said. “He mentioned it briefly on his way to Montana but he promised to visit Thursday to meet our new chef and brief me. We expected Bryce to leave soon and now he has Innogen. I think you've done brilliantly. Rohan I'd really like to chat soon.”

“I'm headed to England early Tuesday so I'm getting in a workout and sparring sessions tomorrow.” I said. “Can we do a Skype call Wednesday? Thursday and Friday I am doing housework. I am so looking forward to it you have no idea. Millie has kindly agreed to let us spruce her home up. What a sweetheart. Delicious lasagna.”

I insisted we spend an hour playing soccer with the hooligans. Then I sent Tracy to the nearby bakery and told her to have them send every item left at the end of the day to the orphanage for my friends. Then it was off home. While people were sorting themselves out before joining us at the penthouse I kidnapped the newlyweds so I could dispense with two of the four spankings before I started cooking. Morgan invited Tim to join in but Tim told him he'd be happy unpacking and getting laundry started.

“We'll stay out your way and use the playroom Beloved.” I said kissing Tim. “What do you mean strip? I'm spanking them not being spanked.”

“I'm washing their clothes so I might as well do yours.” Tim said. “Hand them over Scoundrel. My you are eager to spank them. I guess Sir Firmhand was a lot politer than the alternative.”

The newlyweds went over my knee with their legs trapped beneath my right leg. I lubricated their inviting holes to save time and because I really wanted to finger-fuck them.

“There's no place like home.” Morgan said as I indulged in some finger-fucking.

“Lying naked next to you will always be my home sweet home.” Adam said kissing Morgan. “Hate to rush you Dad but you have a large group to cook dinner for tonight.”

“Oops. Thanks. Your asses were proving a little too distracting.” I said reaching for the paddle. “Ready or not I'm smacking bum.”

The boys enjoyed being spanked. I enjoyed spanking them. There seemed no reason not to have fun and let my joy flow through. I was even humming softly as I warmed their asses. The newlyweds didn't know if it was amusing or insulting. Tim popped in to see how we were doing. I kissed him without missing a stroke. We exchanged a few kisses while I swatted the two dimpled asses in my lap.

“Nice glow you've got going there my Love.” Tim pointed out.

“Yes it is isn't it.” I said. “Two or three shades darker. One. You're such a killjoy.”

“Rather joy than me.” Morgan said. “Thanks Tim.”

“No trouble at all.” Tim said. “My sweet husband just needs some time to adjust to all this merriment coursing through him. I'll go get the shower started for us.”

My husband was happy to fuck Adam while I did my son-in-law. I knelt next to my husband so we could kiss and grope each other's ass while we fucked our very willing partners.

“We've spent most of our time back with our face down and ass up haven't we Adam?” Morgan asked. “I can't think of a better welcome home myself.”

“Very pleasant old bean.” Adam said. “I am looking forward to a spot wot!? when they get done with us.”

“Oh yes! A G&T with plenty of ice will hit the spot very nicely old chap.” Morgan said. “I hear the chef is preparing some shepherd's pie for dinner.”

“The least he can do since he's making such a fine meal of our asses don't you know.” Adam said. “Me complaining? Perish the thought Pater dear. Speaking only for myself I think Tim is hitting the spot very nicely. So nicely and with such vigor I might soon make a mess on this lovely shower floor. Awfully sorry old bean.”

“I've worked too hard to miss out on that treat.” I announced. “Time to flip them over Tim.”

“Right then, no need to ease your foot off the throttle or your cock off my ass.” Morgan said. “You're doing magnificently Rohan old chap. That's right a little harder for just a little longer. Well I'm hardly to blame if you dawdle getting off. I'm almost fucking there. I put my ass on the line for this one. Pound me Rohan. Fuck me! Split me in two! Okay stop.”

“Why you impish little rapscallion.” I said with a smile. “I can do a double-team with a difference after dinner. There's no way I'm stopping until I'm quite finished.”

“I'll go get your clothes out my Love.” Tim said withdrawing from Adam's ass. “Yes I'm done. The two of us have our priorities right. Get off and get on with cleaning them. I'm dying of thirst. Somebody said you were buying us a round of ice-cold G&Ts. Awfully sweet of you. Here maybe this will help.”

Smacking my ass and kissing me did help. I was close before he started spanking me but I wasn't going to ask him to stop. The sound of his hand striking my wet flesh was just what I needed. Sinking back on my heels I pulled Morgan up higher on my thighs and jettisoned my load in his ass. A smiling Morgan looked up at me when he felt the wetness of my cum inside him. I had stayed silent and motionless apart from the odd twitch and jerk.

There's really only one course of proper action when left with two naked, cum smeared boys in your shower. Everybody knows they deserve nothing but a good licking. Tim was proving quite the Mr. Responsible today. He prised my lips off their ass and hurried me through a wash and dry cycle. Then he bustled us off to the penthouse. Tracy grinned when he told everybody they had no idea how hard he had worked to get me here.

“They all deserve a double in a tall glass.” I said happily. “I did give them all a hard time. Now Joseph how do you propose we get these lovely people fed? Can we do it here? Do we need to bring up some cookware from downstairs?”

“No you don't.” my housekeeper said. “There is extra cookware in the addition. We thought it might be useful when students showed up.”

“We get to cook again Rohan.” Joseph said. “This is a lovely treat. Are you certain I ought to have such a large G&T? I'd love to toast your good health boys. Yours to Rohan. Don't let me forget the Jello for tomorrow Dr. Deidre. True we can always do it in the morning but it would worry me all night. We have the oven on for the shepherd's pie so we might as well do brownies with hot fudge sauce. Oh this is lovely. Where did my drink go? Ah here it is. Thank you Doctor. Hui you must tell me what you said to Rohan to get him so happy.”

“I merely suggested he ask himself what example he wanted to set the boys and the Order members.” Hui said. “He could show them that life is a joyful experience or he could show them how a man is prey to his emotions like a rudderless ship. The choice was his but he ought to pay attention to the consequences and impact it had on others. When he chose sadness the boys felt a little down right along with him. He has the mantras. They have Tai Chi and chants. There is no reason apart from laziness for any of them being sad.”

“I never noticed a trace of laziness in the apartment.” Morgan said. “He went to great lengths to prove he was anything but lazy.”

“We received a very energetic licking in every sense of the word.” Adam said with a smile. “You proved that by banishing laziness you really are full of joy Pater. I think your leading by example is coming along nicely.”

“I'm glad he led me to the salve.” Morgan said. “Ah yes Juliet thanks for asking. You reminded me of something I wanted to ask you. The joy was bubbling over in Rohan to such an extent he was humming while he spanked us. Easy for you guys to laugh. I suddenly found myself with a burning philosophical question and a burning butt. Tim rescued us.”

“All I can say is would you rather be spanked by a grouch?” Juliet said as she came over to kiss me. “I love it Rohan. Now you've filled me with joy. Thank you. Need a hand? Abby come over here and help mash potatoes. Joseph you guys have vegetable sides to prepare. Cauliflower in cheese sauce is always a big hit. Looks like green beans as well.”

“I'll take care of the salad with Sophie and Amanda's help.” my housekeeper said. “Yes this is a lot of vegetables Morgan. Glad you are happy to see us looking after you so well.”

“Dying happy and healthy is not such a bad thing.” Morgan said. “Hui can we go outside for a chat? You did such a good job with Rohan. I keep thinking of Genta. Rohan what you did was ridiculously sweet. I knew about it ahead of time. The reality is something completely different though. Sure you guys can come along.”

Tracy noticed me watching the three scurvy knaves leave and replenished my G&T. They were in good hands I reminded myself. Speaking of good hands I was cooking with Joseph. A stunned Reginald was talking to Leslie and Dr. Deidre. From the snatches of conversation I overheard it seemed a lot of the gang went through the same adjustment process with me. More of the gang joined us until it was a fair-sized group preparing dinner. Joseph flitted around overseeing the salad dressing here and the brownie mix over there. He handed off the jello to J. He had to give the meat sauce a stir and a touch more pepper.

People kissed me as they passed. Tracy and Tim had lots of fun serving drinks, wine and sodas to everybody. Millie and Skye watched it all with smiles and got joined by the scurvy knaves who had come to watch. Elaine agreed to drive Clifton, Marikie and Hans back in the morning. I promised we'd get up early and do some chanting before they left. There would be no traffic that early and Elaine was confident she could get them to school by nine. I think she was more excited about sleeping in the addition than the kids. Sanne and Bram wanted to stay longer to see me off. Lawrence and Richard were staying as well and would give them a lift. They told me having a workout and training session scheduled was fine.

The gang set the tables up on the deck. Tim insisted on proper linens for the meal. I sat about halfway down the length of the table between Tim and Dylan. When the others finished thanking us for cooking I raised my wine glass and waited until they had raised their glasses.

“Genta!” I said firmly.

“Genta!” the offers responded with smiles.

Before he could enjoy seconds Tim popped down to the apartment for his coat and hat. I really was enjoying the day. Everything that Hui had said was not new information. What he had gotten right was the timing. I was finally ready to admit I had created a very good life blessed with wonderful people. Instead of striving towards something I was fully present to the blessings here and now. That was why I had let others help cook and followed Tim's advice just to go one shade darker. I was also able to move swiftly to dessert so the kids and Elaine could get enough rest tonight.

“How much chocolate did you put in this hot fudge sauce Joseph?” Abby asked.

“A ridiculously good amount.” Skye said aftr she tried her pudding.

“I might have listened a little too much to Rohan.” Joseph said blushing deeply. “Oh I'm so glad you like it. Sorry about the chocolate overload.”

“We're just teasing.” Abby said. “You look as cute as Rohan when he blushes. This is ridiculously good. Thank you for letting us amateurs interfere with your dinner. I know it wasn't easy for Rohan so it must have been difficult for you.”

“Oh no it was lovely to cook with friends.” Joseph said. “I'm sure Rohan felt the same way.”

“Yes I did.” I agreed. “You expressed it perfectly. Abby it really is that simple. I'm sure Leslie will interrogate me about it. Okay I'll have a chat with Leslie tomorrow. She can share her observations with you guys on Tuesday. I am responsible for way too many people to concern myself about privacy Millie. I trust everybody here will be discrete. You earned my trust when you honored me by letting me spruce up your cottage. What you are sharing this way is no less intimate than what Leslie will share.”

“Welcome to the world of our ridiculous pervert.” Dylan said. “My favorite pet of all time. I'll share it when Dad has left. He has a couple of spankings to give and we must walk you home. A good thing Tim decided to rent Innogen's apartment for a month. Skye it is a family tradition to walk guests home.”

“We can easily check in to a hotel.” Richard said. “These sweet young lasses have offered us the guest bedroom Dylan. I'd love to stay with them.”

“Then it's settled.” Dylan said. “I'd love another of those perfect G&Ts I had earlier for my nightcap. A little buffer between paddle and butt is prudent when the monster roams.”

Tracy told my housekeeper how much she loved guests who left the place as clean as they found it. My housekeeper agreed having two chefs cook for you, handsome men to set up the tables and lots of dishwashers to clean all the dishes including hers all made for a very good night. She smiled when I asked her to take care of Tomek. Millie kissed her when she told me she was certain there was still a million left on her debit card. That might just cover it Millie agreed but it would be close. I suggested we chat with him on Tuesday morning so Clifton and the others could join in. Seven-thirty would be a good time for the kids Sanne agreed. I was glad I would be able to thank Tomek before we left.

“The two of you were brilliant this past week.” I said hugging both my housekeepers at the same time. “Thank you. I promise to thank you before I leave. Yes Tracy that only leaves Tuesday morning so don't make any plans.”

“I say Morgan old bean you do love me for who I am and not some silly mansion in Montana don't you?” Adam asked as we walked our guests to their apartment.

“Absolutely old chap.” Morgan said kissing his cheek. “Why do you ask?”

“I was just wondering because tonight we're staying in my city pad which is considerably smaller don't you know.” Adam said. “Considerably as in one room. A mere closet.”

“Oh how the mighty have fallen!” Dylan wailed.

“I'll fell you with a mighty blow of a hairbrush.” I warned.

“Ah but that mere closet contains you so all is well.” Morgan said. “I am as rich as I was in Montana and richer for the experience to boot.”

“Oh how mightily sweet.” Dylan said. “Bravo chaps! I believe such words of love shall move me to tears.”

“And if they don't I will.” I said causing Skye and Millie to double over with laughter.

“We'd take a bow but bending over near Rohan tonight is asking for it.” Morgan said.

“One asking on such nights is more than enough.” Adam said. “I shall retreat to my closet where there isn't enough space to swing a hairbrush. Well almost not enough space.”

“I'm certain these ladies are glad to know they are at the door to their closet.” I said. “A father's work is never done Millie. I'll barely fall asleep and the kids will be waking me. Well lads hugs and kisses all round so we can get back. Two of you still have to face the music. Tim wants his beauty rest. I want some rest. No I can't wait until tomorrow. I must awaken with a clean slate.”

“There is chanting at five-thirty.” Lawrence reminded us. “I have to show up for Clifton.”

“We all do.” Millie said. “That sweet boy. I can't believe hurt as he was he had the courage to lead all those monks in chanting twice a day.”

“He also worked on our love nest.” Tim said. “What a lad. He reminds me a lot of Lance. I'll let Lawrence and Richard share that with you.”

“You can hear the tale over some wine.” Dylan said holding out his shopping bag. “Tracy hasn't had time to stock the guest quarters so she sent me along with these. Dad your housekeeper is coming over to check on supplies tomorrow. Then Tim and Tracy can go shopping.”

“What a day it will be.” Tim said happily. “A spanking tonight and shopping tomorrow. Come along my Love.”

Between the addition, extra apartment and spare rooms to house everybody I had my apartment to myself. I suggested Adam and Morgan take the spare room. Laughing I agreed the pleasure of their company was worth a G&T. This old bean made them a small one. Naked we stretched out in the living room and watched part of a travel show. I would have watched it all but the miscreants decided sooner was better than later. Adam and Morgan stayed to watch the end of the show.

“Hairbrush or paddle?” I asked as we made our way upstairs.

“Both.” Dylan answered immediately.

“Fair enough.” I said stepping inside the playroom to pick the implements. “Get yourselves over some pillows in the middle of the bed.”

Bathed in soft light they made a very pleasing display. The shadows added a nice emphasis to the parts kissed by the light. Climbing up on the bed next to Tim I stretched out my arm to make certain I could reach Dylan. Satisfied they were both within range I set about warming their asses with the brush. Reaching for the pulse of the room I found it very somnolent. These lovely asses and this hairbrush will change that I thought.

A vigorous warm-up that wasn't too intense did the trick. I snapped my wrist and moved from one ass to the other very quickly. Tim groaned but Dylan chuckled when I started humming. The boys were squirming as I set about lifting the energy of the room. I loved the crack of the hairbrush as it landed on tender ass. A nice crisp sound. Very clean I decided. Idly I noticed the boys had even applied a good amount of lubricant to their holes. Such good lads I thought.

“This is a great way to spend an evening lads.” I said cheerfully. “I must get Tracy to schedule more of these nights.”

“Remember it is just nights.” Adam said. “The show is over Dad. You've been warming them up for thirty-minutes.”

“We knew you might need a reminder or two after our experience.” Morgan said. “The paddle is getting cold.”

“How quickly the time passes when you're having fun.” I said. “You guys can thank or blame Morgan later. Time for me to transform into paddling pater!”

The transformation was swift and successful judging by how quickly the boys arched their backs beneath the blows. My pace even startled Adam. He complimented me on how nicely I was working the paddle over the curved cheeks from bottom to top and back down. Tim managed to gasp how it was easy for him to dispense compliments. I told him to hush or else we'd be in trouble for disturbing the neighbors.

“Fucking hell Scoundrel if they aren't disturbed by now they'll never be.” Tim said. “Ouch! Fuck my ass is glowing in the dark.”

“Very nicely I might add.” I said slapping his and Dylan's butts dead-center. “What do you two knaves think? Almost done?”

“Very nicely done Rohan.” Morgan said. “I hope you don't mind if I take Dylan's ass.”

“Not at all if you allow me to suck your husband's cock.” I said sliding into Tim. “Fuck Tim how does such a small ass hold so much heat? You really must show me this trick soon. Keeping secrets from your husband will get you spanked. Feed me Adam!”

The sweet boy did feed me. I focused my attention on the blowjob. Fucking is a pretty instinctive task if you're merely concerned about getting off. I broke off my blowjob to remind Morgan I wanted to lick two hot lads clean. Then it was back to work on Adam's nuts. A few minutes later Morgan swatted my ass. I pulled out of Tim and let Morgan resettle my husband. What a sweet lad I thought as he took hold of my cock and guided me inside Tim. Throughout it all I'd kept my mouth firmly locked around Adam's cock and two fingers up my son's ass.

“Please Scoundrel.” Tim begged. “I'm very nicely done.”

I'd been so caught up in blowing Adam my husband's orgasm had passed unnoticed. A couple of minutes later Adam's orgasm was anything but unnoticed. Turning thirteen had led to an amazing increase in his load. I gulped and swallowed as fast as I could. The surprise more than the amount made me work to keep it all in. He sank back on the bed with a huge grin on his face. I looked down at a cum smeared Tim.

“Turn my attention from you for a minute and look at the mess you make.” I said grabbing his hips and picking up the pace. “Why don't you take your husband for a shower Morgan? We'll be right behind you.”

“I doubt it but we'll give it a try.” Morgan said reaching out to take Adam's hand.

“Now my fine husband it's time for me to fill your ass with cum.” I said. “Thank Dylan for giving us a hand.”

“I plan on giving him a thank you kiss.” Tim assured me as Dylan laid in to me with the hairbrush.

A rapid-fire fifteen strokes did the trick. I loved the mix of burn with pleasure. My hips shook as I writhed in pleasure. My cum coated the inner depths of Tim's ass.

“Yes! Yes! Yes!” I said. “Take it Beloved. Sweet, brilliant soul! I fucking love you guys! Quickly now let me lick you clean before I get into trouble with the newlyweds.”

Holding Tim in my arms I licked him clean as we walked to the bathroom. I liked the look of surprise on Morgan's face when we entered. Ignoring his protest about already having washed I lined the four of them up against the shower wall and washed them. Squeezing, stroking and tickling I got them properly cleaned. I even powdered them when I finished drying them. Then I slipped pajamas on the four of them.

“Never mind the spare room you guys can sleep with me.” I said raising the covers. “No I haven't forgotten my pajamas. I'm sleeping naked. Hop in. You naughty miscreants are so past your bedtime. I don't know what came over you tonight.”

“We mostly came over ourselves.” Morgan said. “Good night Rohan. A lovely performance all round. I owe Hui a few thank you kisses.”

“All of us do.” Adam said. “Goodnight Pater.”

“I think it's very brave of Tim to go to England with Dad in this mood.” Dylan said kissing me goodnight.

“I knew I forgot something.” Tim said lifting the covers. “Salve my Love.”

“You'll be fine.” I said. “The company was just one of the reasons I wanted all of you to sleep here.”

“Thanks my Love.” Tim said. “Don't stay up too late kissing us better with that chi-stuff. Good night.”

Snuggling with the newlyweds on the one side and the other two on my right I simply filled my core with chi and let it expand outward to fill the room. Then I closed my eyes and did some mantra meditation. Some hours later my eyes popped open. There wasn't the slightest trace of sun outside but I felt nice and alert. The boys hardly stirred as I made my way from the bedroom. The wall clock in the kitchen told me it was a little before four.

“Perfect.” I said softly as I opened the fridge.

A French press of coffee was a rare treat. Normally we have to make coffee for so many the regular coffee-maker is the only viable option. I prepared four breakfast casseroles and four breakfast bagels. Then I slipped upstairs to wake the guys with soft kisses right at five. I sent a text to my housekeepers telling them I had flasks of coffee and breakfast casseroles ready. Elaine and Tracy popped down to help us get everything upstairs.

On our way to the deck we popped the casseroles in the oven. A sleepy Tim leaned against me through the chanting. All of us said our goodbyes to Elaine, Marikie, Hans and Clifton while their sandwiches warmed up next to the casseroles. I ordered the four fucketeers back to bed for a nap. Millie and Skye laughed when I scolded them for staying up so late and hoped they'd learned their lesson. The others smiled when my housekeeper asked if I didn't need to go back to bed for a nap.

“Definitely not.” I said. “I have lots of work to do. Hopefully Lexi will come over before work to chat about art over coffee. Nothing like a little culture first thing.”

“I'll send her a text in a bit inviting her to join us for breakfast.” Mason said.

“I'll go prepare another breakfast casserole while the miscreants nap.” I said. “Most dads would spank their sons for being so naughty. You guys have it way too easy.”

They just smiled as I led them back down and got them back in their pajamas. I sent Skye and Millie to wake them at eight with trays of coffee and a pot of tea. They promised to have the boys downstairs by eight-thirty to join Lexi for breakfast. I told Holden it would be closer to nine-thirty before they made it down if I went up to wake them. Cuteness overload I called it which earned me a kiss from Caryn and Tracy.

Lexi had everything well in hand. She was glad we were chatting because she wanted to show Skye the frames and matting she'd chosen for her paintings. The store doing the framing had promised to have them ready Thursday afternoon if Lexi called them the moment they opened this morning. I had Joseph on my lap as we took a look at the paintings and frames. Lawrence was able to use my laptop to show us how each painting would look with the frame. He hooked up my laptop to the TV so the others could see.

“There's only one problem I can see after looking at those paintings.” I said. “What are you going to show in New York?”

“Rohan's right.” Joseph agreed. “I wouldn't be surprised if you sold them all. They are beautiful.”

“We have a week before the showing Skye.” Millie said. “We better get started with some painting. So much for the holiday.”

“The flyers for our showing haven't been printed.” Mason said. “How long before these paintings are ready?”

“Working full-time I can get one done in three or four days.” Millie said. “We sent your wife six of our paintings. Two weeks will allow us to have ten each for the showing. Drying time and framing time will be about another three or four weeks.”

“Why not get started on some new paintings and see how things go at the showing this weekend?” I asked. “Mason can hold off on his flyers. We have rented the apartment for a month and can move you to the addition if you need more time. Let's set a date that has you relaxing for a week or two instead of rushing.”

“There's also the love nest.” my housekeeper said. “You ladies might want to go up to the cabin for a week. Yes it's tied in with the reason Rohan is running away. I think the setting is perfect for artists and you must see the cabin before you leave.”

“Reginald I'm going on holiday to the cabin next week.” Joseph said brightly. “Please come with us Dr. Deidre. We have to see this mysterious surprise Rohan's arranged for everybody. Millie you know you can finish my painting later don't you? We must get your show ready.”

“I have enough to sell and it will be very sad to put business ahead of friends.” Millie said. “A morning at your place is all I need Joseph. I think it will be good to visit the cabin. You can never experience to much of Rohan's ridiculousness.”

“Best to get it out of our system as soon as possible.” Skye agreed.

Today Jinsong had me return to unarmed combat for an hour. Then I spent half-an-hour working with the dagger. I took a good ten-minutes to thank him for all he had done for me, Tracy and Brother Michael. Going very deep within myself I let my Lady share a forgotten mantra with Jinsong. When I told him I had gone to deep to remember it he insisted on sharing it with me. I also had tears in my eyes when he finished reciting it.

“This time Tim has surpassed himself.” Millie said rushing to meet as at the door when we entered the penthouse. “Arranging lunch was one thing. We're having pizzas. Arranging this much cuteness is simply illegal. You know that saying about the cap fitting.”

“I don't even want to know how many times they've been kissed.” I said staring at the grinning fucketeers.

“We're going to add some more to that total.” Tracy said. “Definitely cuteness overload.”

The four fucketeers and Joseph were all decked out in aprons and chef hats. The looked even more edible than the pizzas they were producing. I kissed them all briefly on the lips and walked over to get a stiff drink. Millie came over to scold me for employing such a kind housekeeper. She had taken Joseph around to check on the provisions and sent him off with Tim, Lawrence and Richard to buy groceries. The liquor store was delivering wine, beer and spirits later. They hadn't settled for just a few of the artists' favorite foods and snacks they had bought all of them. There was every reason to include flowers and chocolates I disagreed with her.

“Are you happy with the apartment and the provisions?” I asked. “The cookware is okay? You have all the pots and pans you need? Good. I will thank Tim properly later for taking such good care of you. Millie you are a business investment so I must keep you happy.”

“Hogwash! You spoil us rotten because you enjoy it.” Millie said. “How about some fresh hot pizza?”

“How about I scold Rohan for unleashing this man in the kitchen.” Dr. Deidre said. “I can't remember the last time I ate six slices of pizza Rohan. He's as bad as you.”

After I had enjoyed a couple of slices my housekeeper suggested I load up a plate so we could chat outside. Zachary had found us a nice Catalina Morgan in Houston for $130 000. That was the good news. The downside was how expensive it would be to have it delivered to the cabin. One of the good things about being an officer was learning how to get things done. Spending another forty-thousand would get us a trailer and a truck capable of towing it. Zachary was happy to fly in and deliver the boat for me if Frederick could take care of the purchases. Through his naval contacts Zachary had an officer of the U.S. Navy ready to inspect the boat.

“Zachary says even paying the officer to inspect it and purchasing the trailer and pick-up truck you will come out ahead.” my housekeeper said. “The boat is for sale at twenty-thousand below market value for a quick sale. That covers half the cost of the pick-up truck. You ended up with two more parking spaces when you purchased the penthouse. We have a place to park the pick-up.”

“Effectively I am getting a ten-thousand dollar trailer I can use for both the sailboats and a truck capable of towing them for about thirty-thousand.” I said. “The boat is worth twenty-thousand more than I'm paying. How much are we paying the navy officer? We don't know yet. Okay I will chat with him.

Captain Thompson a pleasure to chat with you. I hear you are willing to spend some of your valuable time off inspecting a boat for me. When can you do it? This evening is perfect. Please will you call my housekeeper when you have seen it. I'll have my accountant call you to arrange payment for your services. I'm not certain what the going rate for such services is but it's worth five-thousand to me for the peace of mind. Glad that works for you. Well if it makes you feel better could you see about a truck from a local dealership to tow the boat over to the west coast. A little north of San Francisco and inland to a lake. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Most importantly for under two-hundred thousand we get to thank Bram and Sanne for a lifetime of friendship and help. The whole gaggle of them learns sailing and they have lots and lots of fun with the boat. Now when does Zachary expect to deliver the boat?”

“This is the real fun part.” my housekeeper said. “The drive will take four days of easy driving and stopping to see some sights. He plans on arriving tomorrow morning in Houston. He'll leave early Wednesday and arrive Saturday afternoon. That gives him Sunday as an extra-day if something delays him. He'll have the boat waiting when I take the gaggle up there on Monday morning. I'll have him stay in the love nest with the two artists since they are all British. The rest of us will fill the cabin and use the dorm in the compound.”

“That is wonderful news to have before I leave.” I said. “What do you have planned for Tomek?”

“Lawrence helped me put together a new wardrobe for him and he's getting some skis.” my housekeeper said. “Emily and Caryn are each getting five thousand towards their wedding and honeymoon. I'm paying for the clothes and skis from Tomek's five thousand and putting the rest of it in a savings fund. I've spoken to Emily and Caryn but we've kept it a secret from Tomek. I had Emily take his measurements while we were in Montana. Lawrence and Richard helped me order the clothes and skis online. I arranged for them to be delivered tomorrow. He'll have three-and-a-half thousand in his savings account.”

“We don't have time for the wedding do we?” I said with a sigh. “Once again I got it wrong.”

“Rohan after a chat with Amanda and Lucille it was obvious we wouldn't have time.” my housekeeper said. “Sanne's kids have school and you need to get this done. The boys are happy to wait a while. They know the holidays are approaching. We'll get around to it. They know you won't forget.”

I thanked her for being so wonderful with a hug and a kiss. Then we stepped inside the apartment arm-in-arm.

“Poor Tim.” Dylan said when I entered the penthouse in search of more pizza. “When my dad is overflowing with joy it can only lead to some serious lovemaking. Tonight is your last night here for a while Tim. You are all his. I'm hiding with Adam and Morgan in their closet.”

“I'm not afraid of my big bad wolf.” Tim said. “Whatever he has arranged it will be worth it. You can keep it as a surprise until tomorrow my Love as a sign of my trust. Now I must give your housekeeper a thank you kiss for making you so happy. I got a kiss from Holden for suggesting pasties and mushy peas with fries tonight. I'm certain you'll throw in another vegetable but that's okay. I've had such an incredible week it's a small price to pay.”

“Pizza to go Rohan.” Tracy said. “You had so much fun out there I thought you might miss your workout. Come along now. Maybe we can get some of that joy out your system before bedtime. No guarantees Tim. Glad you don't mind either way.”

There is I discovered a downside to being in a state of unbridled joy. One tends to throw oneself into things a little more impetuously than when your emotions are under control. I had to ease up on my second round of exercises. Catherine laughed when I told her I'd gotten off to an over-enthusiastic start. Teresa told me it was good to have the old Rohan back. I grinned as I pounded the treadmill. Today I was doing what Tracy terms my kinky workout. Resistance bands all round. One around my waist secured to the wall and two others for the exercises. My last round started with my favorite cardio workout. I really enjoyed the rowing machine. Catherine showed me some adjustments that increased the strain on my muscles when I returned to the bands. I blew kisses at them as I headed to the shower.

Juliet told me she'd be delighted to treat my two housekeepers to a massage. I moaned blissfully in response. Then I relaxed and let her work her magic. Tracy let Tim know the best she could do was get me a little more docile. I forced myself between the fucketeers on the bench and told them to stop hogging the scones. When I had jam and clotted cream on three scones I pulled the newlyweds on my lap. They promptly stole a scone each. I took my next three to the kitchen.

“You'll get eaten alive.” Tim warned Joseph when he handed me a plate of warm scones he'd saved in the oven for me.

“Never mind the jealous lot over there Joseph.” I said kissing him. “We have pasties to cook. Lots of pasties and more pasties. Leslie wants to chat so we'd better get started.”

I helped Joseph prep the vegetables. We worked as fast as we could. I threw aside any hesitation. Time for me to relax and see how I could push myself in the kitchen. I told Tracy today was a whiskey and soda day. The rest was up to her. Joseph told me our trifles were on track. He'd been making and adding components all day. We needed some custard. I grabbed one of our large beer coolers and got the boys to prepare an ice-bath while I made the custard. The custard cooled quickly.

“Joseph you've done so much for these trifles you might as well finish them and we'll call them yours.” I said quickly turning back to the pastie filling in the skillets. “Don't forget a thick layer of whipped cream and lots of shredded chocolate. You cute, hot layabouts can give him a hand. Hop to it or you'll be eaten alive. Holden if you are going to stand there looking edible you'll be in trouble. Time you and Caryn learned how to make pasties. Get over here where I can reach and teach you.”

“How telling a guy he looks edible gets a guy to stand next to you is beyond me.” Morgan said. “I guess it does work for me Tracy. That's due to my broad streak of debauchery. Whiskey and soda at five is perfectly okay with me. Cheers everybody!”

“Cheers!” we responded.

“All we need is balloons and we'd have a party.” Leslie said entering with Abby and Trevor. “The energy is so wonderful and light. Thanks for the whiskey Tracy. When will you be able to spare me a few minutes Rohan?”

“Now.” I said. “Let's go over to the healing center. You guys better not ruin a single pea or I'll dust off the stocks. Cute little rotters! Where are my kisses? That's better.”

The gist of my chat came back to choice and applying what I'd learned. I had studied medicine, fitness, business, restauranteering and martial arts. The majority had been self-taught but I'd obviously learned well because I was financially successful, physically fit and healthy and could hold my own against people who were experts with various weapons. The idea of spending every minute with the fucketeers was ludicrous. This left me with the choice of choosing sadness at the thought of being apart or being happy they were capable of handling separation. My concern had been their issues with abandonment because of their split household. The boys had plenty of people to help them through these issues. I had given them a wonderful support group plus all the money the needed to get help from anywhere they wished.

“A job well done.” Leslie said with a smile.

“Yes it is isn't it?” I agreed. “The key is to acknowledge I have done a good job instead of fretting about what I might have missed. I have worked hard. My life has been an adventure. There have been unpleasant times but I can look back and feel gratitude for every chapter of my life. The people I nursed who died motivated me to learn about healing and open healing centers. My homeless chapter got me to invest in properties. I learned how simple comforts are very important. The members of my Order have benefited.

Leslie this may sound very simple but just sitting back and reminding myself I have done well released a lot of stress. I melted and when I melted such happiness filled me. Now when I think of something I can experience the emotions that thought brings. When I think of Montana the pride I feel about the gifts of land the newlyweds made wells up inside of me. The best part is I am there to greet this emotion. I can feel it. Millie tells me her cottage has old stone floors. I cannot wait to get on my knees to scrub them. The wooden bucket of hot soapy water and brush in my hand are as appealing as the treehouses.”

“A job very, very well done.” Leslie said. “We still need to chat about your time on the streets but it can wait until you get back. I want to see how long this change within you lasts. I have a feeling it will become your new state of being. I'm glad you are chatting to Hui. Shall we go see how much damage they've done to our dinner?”

“Well do I dust off the stocks or kiss your scurvy lips?” I said entering the kitchen and handing my empty glass to Tracy. “Kisses all round it shall be. Line up and pucker up. Joseph that includes you. The handsomest cooking instructor I've ever had.”

Dinner was pretty much ready. The boys groaned when I decided I had time to toss together a spinach salad. They groaned even more when I figured there was enough time to tickle them and make a salad. They didn't mind when I dumped them on Millie and Skye while I made the salad and dressings. I shooed Joseph out the kitchen to enjoy a pre-dinner drink with Dr. Deidre. My housekeeper had sent out a text asking the gang to gather for an early farewell dinner to allow me more time alone with Tim. Holden kissed her because it meant enjoying the pasties sooner. She responded by saying she felt the same way.

Leslie decided her British dinner was not too shabby. Definitely a half-decent job she agreed with Morgan. I smiled and let the chatter flow around me. Trevor told me Judge Thomas had gotten to share the basis for his judgment because the plaintiff had wanted to appeal. We all knew if Judge Thomas got flummoxed then the appeal judge would find it as difficult to overturn the decision. The important thing was Judge Thomas felt good and relieved of the stress.

This meal was about soaking up the sounds and energy of my friends and family. I leaned over to kiss Tim because the fries were a brilliant idea. He kissed me for the mushy peas. Dylan thought it was ridiculous we were talking about the vegetable sides instead of the pasties which were truly ridiculous. Sky agreed we were a ridiculous couple.

“These are Joseph's trifles.” I announced as the large bowls got placed along the table. “I want to thank you all for a wonderful time in Montana. Thank you for being so hospitable and welcoming to our friends from England. Tomorrow I will leave with Tim for England. Caryn and Holden are bravely traveling with us. The reason for my extended stay in England with Tim will become clear in about a week. My hope is to show Millie her spruced up cottage when you guys get to see your surprise.”

“There's no way you will have it all done by Monday.” Millie said. “I will look forward to seeing how much you get done. I'd like to add my thanks to those of Rohan. Thanks guys.”

“We've had a ridiculously good time. Thank you.” Skye said. “I'd suggest a toast to Rohan but the rest of you guys have been just as bad and it would delay my trifle. Let's eat.”

We gladly followed her advice. I had just finished my first round of dessert when my housekeeper came over and took my bowl away. Dylan told Sophie she was the only person who could get away with it. Tim pulled me out of my seat and handed me a shopping bag. Looking inside I saw a smaller trifle and a sponge cake. I told him I'd gladly teach him how to make custard as soon as I finished teaching Joseph a special kiss.

“Oh Rohan you shouldn't make me blush like this in front of everybody.” Joseph said when I set him back on his feet. “I hope you don't mind us making you dessert to go. I'd love you to stay but you've been away from home for so long. I'm going to miss you guys so much. What a difference a week makes.”

“The dessert was very sweet of you.” I said handing him off to Dr. Deidre. “Tracy will pour you a nice stiff drink.”

“Speaking of stiff let's get going.” Tim said taking my hand. “Goodnight everybody. See you in the morning. When you and Hui have your party at five a.m please keep the noise down. You disturbed the neighbors enough last night. What we need to decide now is what goes in the custard? Wild Turkey bourbon with maple sponge it is Dr. Deidre. Now about the noise. Any suggestions on how we can keep it quiet tonight?”

“What if we set aside implements and I placed myself in your hands?” I suggested.

“Really? You mean I get to? Oh boy!” Tim exclaimed loudly jumping into my arms.

“Good thing we don't have neighbors up here.” Adam remarked. “Nice double catch Dad.”

“Oops. Thanks for catching me and the desserts my Love.” Tim said. “That's why we send you to Jinsong. He's sharpened your reflexes very nicely. Money well-spent. Now how am I going to leave us feeling well-spent in an hour or two? Here's the lift! Bye guys!”

“I'll get the door. Scram!” Tracy said with a smile. “You guys have fun.”

A very businesslike Tim took charge when we got back to the apartment. The maple sponge went straight in a warm oven and the trifle got placed in the fridge. Then we had to undress so the maple sponge had more time to warm. I learned giving the maple sponge extra time to warm was the only reason behind the kisses. Naturally we had to check the freshness of the bourbon before we added it to the custard.

“Why am I stirring the custard if you are meant to be learning how to make it?” I asked kissing the top of Tim's head.

“Really my Love the stirring would distract me from watching.” Tim said. “This is the look and learn approach. I look and learn how good it is to stand here in your arms while you spoil me. So far it is a very nice feeling. One I think I need more off. By the time the custard is ready I'll be convinced I need more of the experience in my life. Tell me my Love do you have any plans for Wednesday in London?”

“I need to visit The Queen's Lancer and I'd like to visit Noah.” I said. “Then I must resume my sunrise meditations. I've let those slide a bit.”

“We both have.” Tim said. “I loved the early morning sparring. Who are you calling?”

“Hello Jinsong.” I said. “Sorry to trouble you late at night but I was wondering if you had an hour early tomorrow to assess where Tim is in his sparring and give him some pointers. He wants to get back to his weapons training while we are away. Yes Hui is visiting at five. I really didn't mean that early.”

Tim breathed a sigh of relief when I told him Jinsong wanted to join me and Hui for our chat before he worked with him. They would make use of the roof around the penthouse. My plans for Wednesday met with Tim's approval. Depending on when we met with Noah we would treat the hooligans to a nice lunch or dinner somewhere fancy. I decided since Tracy wouldn't be with me it made sense to let Tim make the arrangements. Breakfast at The Queen's Lancer on Wednesday and the diner on Thursday was perfect. Tim scampered away to get his cellphone and send off some emails and texts.

“Tell me my Love.” Tim said looking up at me and batting his eyelashes. “How fancy a fancy dinner did you want? I found this wonderful steakhouse near Covent Gardens. They have a challenge for you. The only thing is starters will cost fifty quid for the four of us. Cocktails before dinner another fifty. What you have to consider is not only the thousand quid we could end up spending on dinner but we need a suitable outfit.”

A few more text messages and suddenly Lawrence and Richard were measuring us. Richard thought it very nice of us to lose the clothing so they could get accurate measurements. Lawrence would send our measurements to Christopher and Garth along with some suggestions about where to get our suits. Tim was purring in my arms at the thought of his new clothes. Lawrence laughed and promised not to forget the cufflinks.

“I don't mind the cufflinks or the shoes but make certain the shoes are comfortable enough for me to hike in around London all day if I want.” I said kissing Lawrence. “You don't mind doing this on such short notice?”

“Love it!” Richard said. “The restaurant is so perfect for you Rohan. Millie called the prices ridiculous and the serving sizes even more ridiculous. Then she told us it was the only place for you guys to go. Tim's right about you guys needing some ridiculous smart-casual clothing. Lawrence will benefit. We'll go online once we climb into bed tonight. Nothing gets me in the mood for sex like spending a lot of money.”

“I'll be spending your money Rohan so it won't hurt.” Lawrence said. “I owe you a kiss or two. Goodnight guys. Don't stay up too late you have an early start to the day.”

“Oh my yes.” Tim said. “I have Jinsong visiting before breakfast. He's helping me get my what-for back on track. Come along my Love we must have dessert so I can have you.”

There was no way I was getting a word in over dessert. I simply listened to and drooled over my husband as he babbled. Tim gave up trying to guess what colors our suits would be after several attempts. Then he tried guessing the brand of shoes. He even gave some thought to the socks. After twenty-minutes he gave up, noticed me staring at him and smiled.

“You really do love me don't you?” Tim said switching tracks so quickly he caught me off-guard. “I've been babbling for I don't know how long and you've just sat there letting your love for me pour out of you. The British hooligans told me they loved me. I'm sure they do. You though are the first person to really, really make me feel loved. Eat up Sweetheart.”

A few minutes later Tim simply took my hand and led me upstairs to the bedroom. He pushed me on to the bed. I lay there looking up at him as he paused so I could admire him. Long, lean and very aroused I thought he would have made the perfect model for Joseph's painting of a god.

“You do remember placing yourself entirely at my mercy don't you my Love?” Tim asked as he straddled my thighs. “I'm eager to make the most of this chance and you.”

“Good.” I said watching curiously as he applied a lot of lubricant to my rock-hard cock. “I want you making the most of me.”

“There couldn't be any better foreplay than all that loving energy you sent my way.” Tim said pulling my cock away from my stomach until it was pointing straight up.

He laughed when he saw the surprised expression on my face. My husband had raised himself over my cock and calmly slid down it. One smooth motion was all it took for me to end up balls-deep inside him.

“Don't move my Love.” Tim said riding me. “This one's on me and in me.”

Leaning forward Tim kissed me while he continued to ride me. Then he settled back on his haunches so I could admire him from head to groin. My hands grabbed hold of the bedding as the pleasure slowly increased. When it became too much for Tim he simply jerked off. The sight of him climaxing caused my heart to melt even more. I couldn't hold back the tears any longer. Almost as if he were waiting for them Tim suddenly picked up the pace.

I didn't try to hide my tears nor my pleasure. Letting Tim know of my love for him, the pleasure he was bringing me and how he'd enriched my life as I lay beneath him felt so right. I'm certain I ended up babbling. My kind husband didn't seem to mind. How sweet it was to unload while sharing an “I love you”. We held our positions for several long moments before Tim climbed off me. Extending his hand he helped me rise from the bed.

The naughty imp insisted on body talc for both of us. He even made me dress in pajamas before he allowed me in bed. There was no need to ask if I'd enjoyed myself. The tears told him all he needed to know. I snuggled up close behind him, kissed him goodnight on his cheek and fell asleep with a big smile on my face.

When the alarm went off at four-thirty I told Tim he could sleep for another hour. That would give him thirty-minutes to get up and shower before his session with Jinsong. I made rare use of some ready-to-bake sweet buns. I liked them because they weren't terribly sweet and had raisins in them. They would come out the oven just before I took a pot of tea up to Tim. Jinsong and Hui teased me about spoiling my husband rotten. I told them it was okay because I loved him so deeply. Then we took our mugs of coffee out to the balcony.

“There are times when I use chi instinctively Hui.” I said when he asked me how I felt about using chi. “My first meeting with Dariusz was one of them. I didn't need to use it when the monk tried to kill me or I would have. Part of my job as Grand Master involves making certain monks and nuns are well-trained. During regular sparring bouts it wouldn't serve them if I used chi to end the bouts within minutes. They are unlikely to fight too many opponents who use chi.

Weapon masters like Brother Michael and Waldemar plus some of Christopher's SWAT monks are people we might want to teach how to use chi. I am planning on discussing this at our meeting in the Andes. My other plan is to start teaching our monks and nuns the western form of Tai Chi we uncovered. Lao has shared it with you? Good. I realize I have let some important things slide and will be learning more of this while I'm in England.

Let me get you guys some more coffee while I prepare a pot of tea for Tim. The buns will be ready in a minute.”

I carried Tim to the bathroom. He grumbled but I insisted he shower before his tea and buns. A quick kiss and I was on my way back to our guests.

“You seem to have taken my suggestions to heart.” Hui said when I rejoined them.

“They really resonated.” I said excitedly. “The moment I stopped striving to do or get more or work on another project the blessings in my life filled me with such joy I cannot stop being happy. Letting overs help with meals seemed so natural and easy. I just want to share all the stuff that brings me joy with others. There's more than enough to go around.”

“I think we have achieved our goal to help you let go of your indulgence in sadness.” Hui said. “I know Phoebe wishes to chat with you on Skype. A couple of other people want some time with you as well. I would like us to chat about the deeper philosophical side of life soon. Will you let me know if we can chat at the end of next week?”

“Yes I will.” I said. “That will give me time to work on Millie's cottage. I don't know about these gentleman but I could do with a cup of tea please Tim. Yes really. Tea.”

“I'd like some as well if you're making.” Jinsong said.

Hui also joined us in a cup of tea. A very happy Tim headed off to the kitchen to make some tea.

“Sorry Dad we didn't know you had guests.” Dylan apologized when he arrived just after six.

“Your timing is perfect Dylan.” Hui said. “We have just finished our chat and are waiting for our tea. Jinsong is working with Tim for a bit and I'd like to chat with Tracy so you guys can say your goodbyes. Don't be too long though. A lot of people want to say goodbye to your dad.”

“We also have a chat with Tomek.” Dylan said. “We'll have him back before seven.”

“I hope you understand the impact of asking for tea instead of coffee is having on Tim.” Morgan said with a grin. “You do don't you? I knew it. You are spoiling him rotten Rohan.”

“A new outfit and a meal at an expensive restaurant as well.” Adam added. “Naturally that wasn't enough and you had to make him fall in love with you all over again last night.”

“The boy is floating on air he's so happy.” Morgan said. “He also gave us some very specific instructions on how to treat you this morning. Dylan none of us are ready for an epic spanking from Juliet. That's our fate if we don't listen to Tim.”

“Jinsong you don't mind if we have tea? I'm worried about time.” Tim said. “I guess it won't take you long. We're sparring with short swords Jinsong. Sometimes a round shield.”

“Lao has some examples of the weapons and shield.” Hui reminded Jinsong. “A gift from Stephen. The arsenal is growing nicely Rohan. Thank you for these delicious buns Rohan.”

“Thanks for baking extra Dad.” Dylan said sipping his mug of tea with a bun in hand. “After you asked for tea we couldn't do coffee.”

Tim, Jinsong and Hui left a few minutes later. I told them we'd get the dishes. I added the mugs and plates to the dishes from last night. The boys led me straight to the bathroom. The newlyweds stood on either side of me and warmed me up with a tawes while I blew Dylan. Then nicely primed I stepped inside the shower and mounted Dylan's cute ass. Morgan fed me his cock and Adam fucked me. The scurvy knaves were being so sweet I rewarded them by getting Morgan off in record time.

A grinning Morgan sprawled in the corner and watched Adam fuck me. I urged Adam to pound me harder. The buffeting behind me picked up nicely. Grabbing Dylan's hips I held him firmly against me so he could get the most from Adam's fine efforts. When Adam collapsed behind me it was more from exhaustion than a head-spinning blowjob like the one that had felled Morgan. Dylan kindly rode out my orgasm so I got to enjoy another load directly from the source.

I laughed loudly when I saw Tim had set out clothes for me to wear. The boys had followed his orders to powder me. They told me I looked very smart. Skye actually looked down the front of my shirt to see where I had hidden Rohan. I kissed her forehead and swept her off her feet. That convinced her it was me. This was one of those mornings when they were pampering me. My housekeeper gave me permission to kiss the cooks.

“No you don't.” Tracy said entering with a sweat-drenched Tim. “I'm taking care of you. There are too many people wanting to chat with Tomek for me to trust you and Rohan to get out of the shower in fifteen-minutes. March!”

March the wise lad did. He brightened when I reminded him there would be lots of time to sleep on the flight. Jinsong told me we would chat after our Skype call. Somebody had made us croissants. A certain somebody was being soundly kissed by Leslie. She was happy to give him one from me. Dr. Deidre calmly poured a splash of whiskey into Joseph's coffee. I agreed telling him what she'd done would have ruined the surprise.

“There are some children who need to get to school over here so I'll keep this to the point.” my housekeeper said when he'd greeted our friends in Poland. “Judyta why don't you bring in the boxes and the other gifts. Tomek this is a reward for all your lovely work on the Montana project. I have arranged rewards for Caryn and Emily.”

“The hobbit bathhouses were the coolest thing ever.” Millie said. “I'm bringing Skye with me on holiday to Poland to kiss you.”

“Yes those clothes are all for you Tomek.” my housekeeper said. “The skis behind you are also yours. I'll want pictures of you skiing. Rohan has monks who can teach you how to ski. There is a savings account with Rohan's bank for you Tomek. Let Eliasz advise you on the money. I'm not certain what it converts to in your currency but I deposited $3500 dollars for you. That's a bonus. When Emily lets me know how many hours you all worked on the project we will deposit a paycheck for you.”

“I think we'd better call you back in a few minutes.” Judyta said taking a stunned Tomek in her arms. “My son is having trouble adjusting to the fact he is quite wealthy by Polish standards and there is still more money on the way. Thank you for your generosity. I know it was the same bonus for all three but it is still very generous.”

“Yes it is.” Emily said. “Thank you Rohan. Caryn will kiss you for me but that's just to tide you over until I get my hands on you.”

“I'm running out of patience with you two ladies.” my housekeeper warned. “You better have your hours with Frederick when he arrives at work Thursday or I'll let Rohan decide how much to pay you. They haven't submitted hours for almost two months Rohan.”

“My housekeeper is calling Frederick today.” I said. “She'll tell him if your hours aren't with him when he arrives at work Thursday he will pay you each five-hundred thousand.”

“What? Rohan you can't.” Emily protested.

“Yes I can and I will.” I said firmly. “We can do it today if you need me to convince you I can and will do it.”

“Thursday is just fine.” Caryn said sitting in my lap and kissing me soundly. “We'll have our hours in. This kiss is from Emily.”

“While I have your attention I expect your hours submitted every two weeks.” I said with my arms around Caryn. “That non-refundable five-hundred is a standing order.”

“We had better check the fine print on our contract with these guys Millie.” Skye said. “I could find this sort of kindness fatal. Tomek you look very smart.”

“Wear those clothes every day and all the girls will kiss you.” Millie advised.

“Mama wanted me to show you they fitted.” Tomek said. “Thank you everybody for the lovely gifts and too much money. I had lots of fun decorating Montana.”

“Emily are you still planning a trip here for Thanksgiving?” I asked. “Try to get Tomek a little ahead on his schoolwork so he can visit. My housekeeper needs a holiday.”

“Are you playing matchmaker again Rohan?” Tracy asked. “I was just going to say what a great job you were doing. Better not argue with Rohan today with the way he's throwing money around. You saw the price of the suits Lawrence selected. We expect a picture the moment you guys have dressed tomorrow.”

“Lawrence I haven't had time to do much more than skim the book you sent but I've packed it.” I said. “May I ask one more favor of you before I leave? I learn quicker from hands-on experience. Could you contact the local college and arrange for a student to tutor me? Text me the contact details if you find somebody. Tomek it has been very good to chat with you and your family. Have a lovely dinner. I'm going to have breakfast. No idea what we're having Emily. I wasn't allowed to cook.”

“Serves you right for threatening me with all that money.” Emily said. “I'll raise a glass to karma with dinner.”

Eggs Benedict with ham was my breakfast. Joseph told me he had cooked a “ridiculous amount” because he knew I didn't enjoy airline meals. I promised Jinsong I'd help Tim work on the basics. Jinsong told me he didn't have a lot to share because we could chat in a week. Tim was finishing up his cellphone network and I would be taking pictures between cleaning the cottage so it was better I didn't have too much on my mind. Our short swords were going directly to the cottage and would be delivered Thursday afternoon. Tim sent a text to Garth asking him to get us some round shields. A text came back saying we were joining Noah for lunch tomorrow and a table reserved for Cardinal Rohan's party at seven. Tracy advised taking my religious ID because in our suits we'd look like anything but religious folk.

Joseph and the boys said their goodbyes in my apartment. I promised not to let their dad know of their plans to indulge in a little too much Smurf Racer and soda today. They promised to take good care of Joseph for me and see him safely home. Once again we barely made our flight. I sang a blessing as we made our way to the seats to mollify the waiting passengers. I liked the novel experience of being happy and excited at the start of a long flight. Knowing we had two stops long enough to get food helped.

“London awaits.” I said happily and my Lady kindly sang “The Streets of London” for me.