Date: Tue, 1 Jan 2019 20:06:00 +0000 (UTC)
From: robert barhorst <rab2161@yahoo.com>
Subject: Farmer in My Bed

Farmer in My Bed


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This is a fictional story


I had lost my lover of 20 years and our pet dog who was so attached to him
passed the next day so I decided since he was being cremated to also have
his dog done too and bury them together so she can keep an eye out for him.
I called the insurance company and sent them the death certificate and
started to clear out his personal papers when out of my eye I say another
paper saying insurance and I read it and found out he had a second
insurance policy that I didn't know of.  I called and talked to them and it
turned out that he had me as the beneficially of the policy.  I sent them a
copy of the death certificate and then found the letter he promised me
about where to sell his stamp and coin collection.

I decided that it was just not the same in the house after I lost my lover
and decided to move and get a new start on life and in a new home.  I got
all the insurance money and started to look for a new place and this time I
wanted to find a house that I wanted.  I looked all around the Dayton area
and then decided to move my look to the Beavercreek area.  There were
several places for sale that were what I wanted and had to make some big
decisions on what I wanted.  After getting rid of a couple it was down to
two houses and I had to find one that I could entertain and also enjoy
being in by myself.  I called my realtor and asked if there was a chance, I
could take another look at the last two that I loved.  He said yes and set
it up.  I hung up and marked the date and time on the calendar.

The next day I was getting ready to go to work and my realtor called and
told me that he had a bid on my house and it was at asking price.  I said
go for it and within a week I was signing the papers and now I had sixty
days to get a new place and get out.  Lucky for me my realtor called and we
were able to get to look at the houses that I was interested the next day.
I woke up and jumped into my clothes and hop in the car just as my cell
phone rang and it was the realtor and he said he was running late and would
meet me at the first house on the list and gave me the security code so I
could check out the house while waiting for him.  I got there before him
and using the code got the front door key out and opened the door.  I was
going through the house when my realtor arrived.  I was in the master
bedroom and checking out the closet when I heard him calling my name.  he
came in and we talked and he told me the owners had dropped the price
another 10 thousand dollars.

That was all I needed to know, I loved the house and my neighbors' houses
were far enough from mine that I love it.  My old house we could talk to
the neighbors through the wall there was just a small walking path that
divided them.  And the neighbor that lived across the street parked his
truck right across from my driveway so when I backed out of my driveway, I
had to make sure I didn't hit his truck.  Heck with this house I could park
three cars between the houses and that was great and across from my house
was a corn field so I had no one blocking my driveway.  The only bad thing
was I would be looking at a corn field.  I told him that this house is on
the top of my list and I just want to check out the other house and then I
will have him pull what paperwork he needed to and sign on the dotted line.
We headed out and went to the other house and I checked it out and while I
was looking through the house I noticed that one of the neighbors wife was
watching us through the living room window and the police arrived and that
told me in a heartbeat this wasn't the house for me.

I told the realtor to pull the paper for the first house and I gave them
asking price with one thing, they had to let me move in asap.  He looked at
me and then remembered that I closed on my house last week, I didn't think
there would be any problem due to the house was vacant.  He called the
customer and told him that he had a bid on their house for the asking
price, but they would have to let me move in as soon as possible.  I looked
at him and he said that they wouldn't have a problem with giving me the
keys today if they could.  The realtor told them he could do just that if
they wanted and hang the sold sign out.  They told him to do that, and he
did.  I couldn't believe it I just brought a new house and now I needed to
call my painter and set a time and date for him to come over and start
painting.  I looked at my watch and saw I still had plenty of time before I
had to leave for work.  I looked at my realtor and told him I just needed
to check one more thing I needed to do and he had to help.  We walked up to
the bedroom in this house and I told him to stand near the window and then
I looked at the nosey neighbor's house and saw she was looking through the
curtains watching us and I went and pull down the realtor's pants and
started to suck his cock right there in front of her.

He saw what I was doing and laughed and feed me more of his cock and
grabbed the back of my head and held it there and blew his load down my
throat.  He then pulled up this pant and zipped up and I got off my knees
and stuck out my tongue to show her, his cum on my tongue then swallowed.
She got mad and left the window.  We both laughed and headed down the
stairs to the living room and left.  He told me he had to go to the other
house that I just brought and hang the sold sign and get the key for me.  I
looked at him and said okay and we headed back to the first house.  Well
the move went great and the house was ready for me.  My painter had gotten
the job done fast and I was able to move everything right into place.  My
old lovers' daughter had gotten her dad's furniture out of the old house
and clothes.  I was so happy about that because the less I had to pack the
better it was.  I got the cable men over to the old house and that all
disconnected and the new connection at the new house.  It was the same guy
and he even asked if he could use the same equipment.  I looked at him and
said no problem if it makes the job go faster.  He was hot and I thought I
could make a deal with him at the new house about getting to suck his cock
while he worked, which happened with no problem in fact he did the whole
job in the nude.  The holidays were about to start and I was going to have
some friends and family over for a nice thanksgiving dinner.

I had gotten off of work at 1am and got home, I had planned to stay up so I
could get the grocery store early to miss the big crowd.  I was glad we had
the weekend off so I would have time to get the grocery shopping done and
start on getting some of the pies I needed cooked.  Since I lived by
myself, I was able to start cooking from scratch and I was getting great at
making pies and cakes that I had always wanted to do.  Well I got home that
night and when I pulled into my driveway, I saw there was a box on my front
porch and I knew I hadn't ordered anything.  I parked in the garage and
walked through the house turning on what lights I wanted while making my
way to the front door.  I opened the front door and got the box off the
porch and opened it.  There was a nice pile of corn and other items on top
of a big pumpkin and some pieces of paper.  I read the papers and it was
from the farmer who lived in the house across the street and there was
several recipes for making fresh pumpkin pie and other stuff.  I thought
that was so sweet to say the least and it saved me some money at the store.
I stayed up and did the pie crust making and cookie.  I read the recipe on
making a pumpkin pie from fresh pumpkin and there was enough to make two
pies.

I got up on early Sunday morning and went over to the farmer's house and
put the pie on their porch with a note saying how thankful I was for the
box of goods.  But I was nice and gave them my name and phone number and
email address so they could always get ahold of me if they needed too.  I
had never seen the farmer or his wife but I did know they had some kids
because I saw them going to school in the morning.  Several days later I
received an email from the farmer telling me his name his wife and the
names of their three kids.  And a thanks for the delicious pie, I emailed
them back and told them they were always welcome and if they needed
anything to give me a call.  It wasn't till almost Christmas when Don
called me and said that he wanted to know if I would like to go to the pool
hall and shot a game of pool.  I told him that if he brought the beer, we
could shoot pool on my pool table.  He said okay and asked what beer I
liked.  I told him Miller long neck, he said I was the man of his dreams,
he loved Miller long neck.  It was about half an hour and the doorbell rang
and I invited him in and we went to the pool room and I put the beer in the
fridge and we opened the first of the beer and started to shot pool.

We drank and shot pool for several hours and me and Don became great
neighbors and he told me about how there was a nice pool hall in the
shopping center near our house.  I told him I liked to have some friends
over from time to time and shot some pool and drink and then there was
movie night.  I told him where I worked and what my hours were and what I
did there.  He laughed and said that is why he loves being a farmer, he
didn't have a boss to answer to except his wife.  I told him that if there
was time, he needed to get away from her and I'm home he could call me and
come over.  I had to say Don is a hottie, he must weight in around 250 all
muscle and nice looking nothing that great but cute.  He liked wearing
cowboy boots and jeans and flannel shirts.  He was clean shaven and I could
smell his after-shave.  We had a great time but then his cell phone went
off and it was the wife calling telling him he needed to get home and help
put the kids to bed.  Once he was off the phone, he apologized saying it
was the old ball and chain calling.  She didn't like him out of her sight
for to long because I might get lucking and get laid by some slut.

We laughed and he said bye and left.  I turned off the pool room lights and
went into the living room and watched some television before going to bed
for the night.  Don came over several more times and he even brought some
of his friends who were farmers also and we would play some pool and drink
and talk.  But by 11 the phone would start ringing and the guys would start
to leave.  Just before Christmas I received several boxes of produce the
guys grew on their farms and had plenty to cook and use for pies from the
Christmas season.  I made pies and cakes and breads and gave a lot away to
the guys and their families for Christmas.  And the rest I used for my
family Christmas, and there was a lot of food for the holiday.  It was
several months before I heard from Don again and this time, I was working
first shift in a different department so I was at home when he called.  It
was a Friday night and Don was drunk on the phone and said he needed to
talk to someone before he did something stupid.  I told him to come over
and he showed up in a couple of minutes.  Don was drunk off his ass and he
wanted another beer, so I got one for the both of us.  We were on the couch
talking and Don told me how his wife wasn't giving him any pussy and when
she did, he had to go fast so she could get some sleep.  He told me how he
was horny all the time and always walked around with a boner and whacking
off had gotten so old that he was wearing the skin off his cock.

I looked at Don for a minute and decided it was time I open the door and
let him know my lifestyle and if that killed our friendship oh well.  I
stood up and told Don that I had to tell him something and if it meant he
wasn't going to come around anymore I'm sorry but I needed to tell him.
Don looked at me and said well say it.  I looked at him and let it out, I
told him he was talking to a gay man and that I loved to suck cock and if
he wanted to come over and get his cock sucked off, he was more then
welcome and if he wanted to plow my ass, we would first have to see what he
is packing in his pants.  I told him I was not a slut so my ass wasn't able
to handle those monster cocks that our out there.  But I didn't say
anything before because I liked him as a friend and hoped that if something
happened between us that our friendship continued and if nothing happened
between us that our friendship would continue.  Don's eyes got bigger than
dinner plates as I continued to talk, but he didn't say a word till I was
done and sat down.  Don looked at me and he said if he would stand up and
dropped his pants and underwear on the ground, I would suck his cock?  I
looked at him and said yeah, and he asked again and said that if he had the
right size cock, I would let him fuck me?  I said yeah.  Don looked at me
and asked why didn't I tell him that earlier?  I looked at him and told him
that I wanted him as a friend because most of my friends were just my
friends for sex and nothing more.  But I did have some friends who are my
friends but most of the guys just wanted to have sex and then would leave.

Don was more drunk and I had a buss going on and Don stood up and looked at
me and said if I drop my pants right here and now you would get on your
knees and suck my cock.  I said yes, but only if it didn't interfere with
our friendship.  If it did then it did, but I hoped it didn't.  Don looked
at me again and said he didn't believe me and said that all the guys he
shots pool with wish they had someone give them an offer like this.  I told
Don that it was in his lap now and it would be up to him to do whatever he
wanted to do with the information.  Don said again that he didn't believe
me and he was going to prove it, and before I could say a word, he undid
his belt and his pants dropped to the floor and he pulled down his
underwear.  I was surprised by what Don had for a cock, it was nice and
slender and uncut, I would say about 7 inches long.  I looked up at Don and
dropped off the couch on my knees and took his cock and started to suck it.

Don's cock was hard as a rock in a couple of second and before I knew it he
was blowing his load down my throat.  Don looked at me and said that was
great and he wished he knew earlier because he would have taken me up on
the offer sooner.  I asked if this was going to cause a problem with our
friendship and Don said hell no.  Don leaned down to pull up his pants and
almost fell and I grabbed him and he got on the couch and I helped pull up
his pants, and he lifted his ass and pulled them all the way up and
fastened them.  Don looked at me and said let's hit the pool table and shot
a game before the old bitch calls.  We got up and was just finishing the
game when his cell phone rang and it was the wife, he told her he would be
home soon he had to finish the game and he would head home.  His wife said
something and he told her he would be home in a little bit so shut up, then
hung up on her.

I told Don about my new job at work and how I was now on first shift so I
would be home every evening from now on.  Don took his last shot and won
the game.  He looked at me and said congrads on the new job and thanks for
the help tonight.  I told him thanks and no problem, we walked to the front
door and Don asked if he was able to tell his friends about me.  I told him
first to maybe tell a joke like I so horny I let a fag suck my dick to get
off and see what they say.  Don looked at me and I said you have to
remember most people especially farmers and guy in general are redneck and
they can't stand fags.  Don told me that most of his friends were cool and
they would probably go for it but yeah, he I was right and see where they
really stand before opening a door that could cause trouble.

Don left and it was about a week and Don said that the pool hall was closed
for remodel and want to know if him and his buddies could come over to my
place and shot a couple of games.  I said yeah come on over.  He said he
would stop and get the beer and I told him not to worry about the beer
because I had that covered.  Half an hour later Don showed up and he had
six of his friends with him.  We started to shot pool and drink beer and
having a great time.  One of the guys said something about his wife not
putting out in the bedroom and Don said he knew what he meant and sometimes
he wished he knew some gay guy so he could at least get a blow job.  His
friend said yeah that would work for him, that way at least he wouldn't
have to waste money on condoms to fuck some bitch.  And then explain to his
wife why he needed to take a shower once he got home, if I smelled like a
guy all I have to say is the place was packed.  Another guy said that he
had never thought of letting another guy suck his cock but hell that would
work for him too.  Before I knew it they were all in agreement that they
would go for a gay guy sucking their dick.  Don looked at me and smiled and
when that game was over, we stopped for a minute and drank some beers and
Don said lets play strip pool, most of the guys said they didn't know what
he meant and Don said that every shot they miss or mess up they have to
take off a piece of clothing and see who ends up naked first and how far it
goes.  Most of the guys had several beers in them and they didn't give a
shit.  Don said that socks and shoes don't count as clothing, and one of
the guys said shit, he would probably be the first one nude.  I decided to
speak up and said the first one naked I would suck their cock.  Oh, and you
can't miss on purpose just to get your dick sucked.  Well the game started
and everyone was doing good but then the bad luck hit and everyone started
missing their shots and before we knew it Toby was nude and standing there.
I was behind the bar and came around and went to my knees and started to
suck on Toby's cock and he was in heaven.  All the guys stopped playing and
watched for a minute and then I stopped sucking toby's cock and said keep
on playing no one is missing something they don't get.  Everyone laughed.

Well it didn't take long before toby shot his load down my throat and he
was sitting at the bar and I was behind it again and then the next guy
naked got his cock sucked, and so on.  Well it came down to the last two
guys and they stopped a minute and said what does the winner get for
winning.  I looked at him and asked what he wanted if he won?  He said he
wanted a piece of ass, I looked at what he had between his legs and said
okay and then looked at don and asked what he wanted if he won?  Don said
he would go for the same thing.  I said okay I will suck one guy while the
other fucked my ass.  They agreed and the game continued and in about ten
minutes it was down to the last shot and I was hoping that don won but then
it was up to rick and he shot and won.  I was put on the pool table and my
ass was fucked and I sucked don's cock at the same time.  Once we were all
done don told the guys that this wasn't going to happen every time, we came
over to shoot pool or anything else because bob is a great guy and he wants
to be friends more then anything so if you just want sex from him, he will
be pissed.  They all agreed that we were friends and there was nothing that
would stop that.

Two weeks later don called and the guys needed to play pool again and I
agreed but told them I would be in the kitchen to finish a project that I
was working on.  I told them that the beer mister was working and full and
help themselves.  I was becoming a great baker and a lot of people were
asking me to make cakes and pies for them and I did.  But this was one of
my biggest task which was a wedding cake and it is hard to make something
that a lot of people will be looking at.  I just finished decorating the
last layer and put it in the refrigerator to cool and set.  I joined the
guys and we shot some more pool and drank some more beers don was drunk as
a skunk and was falling all over the place until he fell on the couch and
he was out.  The rest of the guys decided it was time to go home and they
took their time and left. Don's phone rang and it was his wife and I told
her that he was passed out on my couch and it would probably be best if he
just stay here and come home in the morning.  She agreed and thanked me for
taking care of him and apologized for him getting that drunk.  I told her
it was okay and I will send him home in the morning.

I took off his boots and socks and then put his feet on the couch and
covered him with a blanket.  I turned off the lights and went to bed.  It
was several hours later and I heard someone moving around and thought it
was Don so I went out into the living room and yeah it was don and he was
trying to find a light switch so he could find his boots and socks so he
could go home.  I told him that I already talked to his wife and she was
cool with him spending the night.  He said he should go home but if his
wife said it was okay then the hell with it.  He asked where was a bed he
could sleep in, I looked at him and said if you can be a good boy you can
sleep in my room with me and shower in the morning before he goes home.  He
looked at me and says that he is always good in bed, and we both laughed
and I helped him to my room.  He undressed and hopped in the bed.  I
figured he would probably pass out in a couple of seconds after his head
hit the pillow but I was wrong.  Don started to kiss on my neck and cuddled
up against me and his cock was getting hard.  I rolled over and asked if he
was ready to go there and he said yeah.  I kissed his lips and he kissed me
back and things went on from there to the point don was on top of me and
his cock was entering my ass.  He fucked me and it felt great, we were
kissing and fucking and I was moaning and begging him not to stop.  Don
kissed me and said that he wasn't going to stop till he fills my hole with
his seeds.  I laughed a little bit and told him I was going to keep him to
his word and he nuzzled his mouth against my neck and was kissing it while
he fucked me.  I was grabbing his back and begging for more and more and he
was delivering it.  We changed position and he fucked me dogging style and
then he fell to the side and fucked me on our sides and don was great
fucking me and I let him know.  Finally, he finished and filled my ass with
his cum.  He kissed the back of my neck and told me he loved me and thanked
me for letting him fuck me.  I told him I loved him too and he was more
then welcome.  He fell asleep and we slept with is arms wrapped around me.
The next morning, he woke up and that woke me up.  I told him to go in and
take a shower and I would make him something to eat.  I was headed to the
kitchen when I heard don yell that he couldn't find the shampoo.  I headed
back to the bedroom and into the bathroom and opened the shower door and
showed don which bottle was shampoo.

Don grabbed me and pulled me into the shower and started to kiss all over
me, we were fucking before you knew it and it was sensational once we were
done, I told him to get dressed and I would go and make us something to
eat.  Don came into the kitchen and kissed the back of my neck and said he
meant what he said last night.  I told him I did too, but he had a wife and
kids so don't fall to hard because reality is going to slap him in the face
and he can divorce his wife and lose his kids over a piece of ass.  He told
me that he knew that but he loved the way I was so open and nice to him and
his friends and now they are my friends too.  I thanked him and said that
he made it easy and I was always happy making people happy, and you can
never have enough friends.  I could tell he found the English leather
after-shave someone had given me as a gift.

I made some eggs and bacon and coffee, which didn't take that long to cook
and we talked a little bit and eat.  I looked at the clock and asked what
time his wife got up and he looked at the clock and said that her and the
kids were at church by now and he was glad to miss church.  He told me that
he had to go because of her and he really hated it.  He told me that they
didn't go to church until they had their first kid and then she went all
the time and even got involved with some of the extra stuff the church
does.  And that is when all the sex started to leave their lives and she
would complain when he walked around the house naked.  She would say stuff
like what if someone dropped by or the baby will see him. And then we had
the second and I had to wear clothes and after the third child we didn't
have sex again except for special occasions.  In fact, sex in the morning
or late night was my Christmas present, and that was all I got. After we
talked for a while longer, he decided to go home and gave me a kiss good by
at the door.

Later that day don's wife called to thank me again and asked if there was
anything, I needed done that she could do to pay me back, I told her no and
it was all fine.  Well the guys would come over every couple of weeks or we
would go to the pool hall and as spring arrived, they all asked what
veggies I loved and I told them.  I finally started to meet all the guys
wives at different places, like the grocery store or shopping.  I heard
don's wife was in a car accident and called to check on her and found out
that she broke her arm and sprang her leg but she was okay.  I knew don's
birthday was in a couple of days and she would always make him a cake.  I
called her and told her that I would make don's cake for her but I needed
to know what kind of cake he loved and she told me and thanked me for doing
it.  And before we were done talking she had me down to make two cakes and
several dozen different cookies for the church bazaar in two weeks.  She
told me that I needed to come to church and meet god and be saved.  I
thanked her and told her that I didn't do church and had personal reasons
and she understood. But I would still make the cookies and cakes for her.
I delivered don's birthday cake and she loved it.  She first asked what
store I had brought it at and I told her that I made cakes on the side and
even taken classes for pastry chiefs.  She apologized and thanked me again
for the cake and I told her that the cakes for the bazaar would be done the
day before and I will have the cookies ready too by then.  She thanked me
and I left.  Don called me that night and thanked me for his cake.

The summer was setting in and there was a couple of times that one or two
of the guys would pass out drunk at my house and don did it several times
also.  I slept with all the guys one time or more at different times.  My
name was getting around for baking cakes and cookies and I was being asked
to bake birthday cakes for all the guys kids and stuff like that.  But I
was getting all the veggies I wanted and more.  I learned how to make jams
and jellies and several different pies that I had only heard off.  Sex with
the guys got crazy as could be, we fucked outside and in trucks at
different places.  I ran into Phil at Rural King store and I gave him a
blowjob in his truck in the parking lot.  And toby at the good will and we
had sex in the bathroom where he fucked me against the wall, then with me
sitting on the sink edge.

We all had fun doing it in different place and at different times, don
fucked me in his corn field twice at night and it was great.  Well life for
me has been great and it still goes on.

Well this story is over so let me know how you like it.

And send me a pic of your cock while you are at it.

Bob
rab2161@yahoo.com