Date: Sat, 10 Apr 2004 17:06:26 -0400 From: BWCT admin Subject: Boundary Waters Canoe Trip Ch 0 Boundary Waters canoe trip, Original Cut (Chapter 0) This story is 100% fact. It holds a place in my heart and will never leave it. It was the best week of my life and I want to share it with people. Comments to BWCTadmin@cox.net Update 4/10/04- I warn you that this was originally written quite a while ago, and for some strange reason I felt the need to fill it with the most stupid blend of humor I could possibly imagine, as well as a lot of vague references to fading memories. However, you guys said you wanted the "original" and that's what this is. I make no assurances that you will walk away happy, as this is so poorly written, but here you go. I was about 17 at the time, I believe. The years have passed and its hard to remember when. I will NEVER forget how great that week was. I was part of a boy scout troop in North central Iowa (no laughing!) and we were planning a canoe trip in the Boundary Waters in Grand Marais, Minn. I'm getting a little ahead of myself. I first joined troop 401 in Mason City, Iowa when I moved there in Late '94. My first impressions of the troop were a little low. We were meeting in the Knights of Columbus, I believe. The room we met in was small, it was actually a bar for social gatherings the Knights had. I had transferred in from a troop that I LOVED in Southern New Jersey. I hated to leave because it was a great troop. The kids were a little on the strange side, but it was fun. Anyway, I had gone to my first meeting and met Gary, the man who ran the troop. One boy in particular, Chris, Gary's son, caught my eye immediately. He was short, very cute, and I mean VERY cute, wonderful face. He was smart and funny, enjoyable to be around. The troop kept meeting there for a while, until we were informed that Gary and his son were moving to Arkansas. I was very disappointed. I loved Chris (not in the TRUE sense of the word, but he was good eye candy). Even Gary was a nice guy. But, there was nothing we could do. The troop was then taken over by another boy's father, by the name of Chuck. Chuck, I felt, was not as good a scoutmaster as Gary. Of course, that might have just been because he was quite large, and a minister. Needless to say, the meetings began to take on a more religious feel. Not to say we were reading the Bible and stuff, but we began saying the Lord's Prayer after our monday meeting, and before weekend camping trips. Often, after such trips, we attended a church on the way home. Not that I hated it, but it's not something the scouts should be doing, what with such controversy surrounding the institution. Well, it was about 2 years later when Chuck suggested a big late summer canoe trip up north, to the Boundary waters. We were all excited. For the most part, only the older scouts (those with first class or above if you know what that means) were allowed to go. And so the plans began to be put into motion. We had to do a couple short canoe trips in Clear Lake, a town a few miles east of us. This was meant to help us improve our conoeing skills. I never did master the J-stroke that was so important to the stern position. No giggling! it has nothing to do with what you're thinking!! LOL, anyway.... I can't say as I remember quite when we found out, but we were told that Gary and Chris would be joining us on this trip. I was so excited to see him again! Just a few short weeks and he would be here. I couldn't wait. Well, preparations continued until it was time to go. It was august 19th and we met up early in the morning at *somewhere* and I got to see Gary and CHRIS! I was so excited. I finally got a look at him. He had changed so much in 2 years. He had lost his boyish cuteness and was obviously in the throes of puberty. He was in the middle of his awkwardness phase, but I never thought twice about it. He was still cute to me. Maybe I did really LOVE him. He was blond, and, it's sad that I don't remember the color of his eyes. If I had to guess, I would say light green, though I can't be sure. He seemed to be somewhat monotone, for some reason or another. I don't know why. He knew most of the boys, but there were some who were new to him. Maybe he was just nervous. Only he could tell you why, and I unfortunately lost touch with him. God, I miss him. ANYWAY.....choke back the tears now, Matt. Whew. I'm pretty sure I hugged him, but it left a lot unsatisfied. I could have hugged him for hours. We packed all our gear into the trailer and began the long drive to Grand Marais, MN. Boy was it long! Some of us slept, some played video games. I was busy watching Chris the whole time. I believe we stopped at McDonalds somewhere along the way. We ate, joked, did what kids did, then were on our way again. By the time we got to Grand Marais, it was suppertime. We went to the main office, checked in, and were shown to the cabins. Boy they treated us nice. The cabins were good sized buildings, two or 3 rooms on each side, and an enclosed porch in the middle. Some of us were on one side, some on the other. We basically got all our gear loaded into the rooms, then went out for dinner. Don't ask me what we had. After we returned, we had just enough time to shower, do our nighttime deeds, and go to bed. We had to get up early the next day. UNFORTUNATELY, I was not bunked in with Chris. If I was I would probably be hard all night and soaking my pillow with drool the whole night. Whatever time we got up the next morning, it was too damn early. We basically had to distribute all the food, cooking supplies, and the like into large waterproof bags, each canoe to be carrying one or two throughout the trip. We were issued paddles, life vests, and given last minute instructions before we shoved off. We paddled a ways before we stopped to rest and eat lunch, then paddled on until we decided to stop for the day. Unfortunately, there was a limit to the number of people in the campsites, so only half of us could stay at one, and half at another downstream. Guess where I was. NOT WITH CHRIS! GRRRRRRRRR! It was time for dinner, so we got out the cooking supplies given to us by the outfitters, as well as some food or another. Again, don't ask me what it was. I only remember the important things, like Chris. Can you tell I was a little infatuated? Down, Boy! Damn love muscle can get you into so much trouble..... Anyway, we pitched our large tents and sacked up for the night. I think we were too tired to talk. Canoeing isn't as easy as it looks. The following day, we decided to make this camp our home base, and that we'd only do day trips around the area the next 2 days, then move up to a new area and do the same. That's exactly what we did. We explored around the islands in that rivers and lakes, made jokes and had fun. Whenever Chris was in eyesight, I was happy. After a couple days, we moved on. We canoed until we hit a portage. If you don't know what that is, its basically the end of a lake. There is a path set up to the next lake, a few hundred yards ahead. So, we pulled up to the portage, got out, and unloaded our gear onto a clearing then picked up our canoes and carried them through the path, which, like I said, is about 100 to 200 yards long, and put them down on the other side. Sometimes we would run into one of our mates and help them carry theirs if they needed to. Then we would return to the side we started on and carry all the life vests and food/supply packs to the other side. The first time was by far the worst. We carried so much shit that we were damn near exhausted. I don't remember how much further we canoed, but at some point, we stopped again and set up camp. We went swimming at night once, and never again. The water was FREEZING! Well, truthfully, it was pretty cold all the time. During the day it was about warm enough to be comfortable, and nights were bone chilling. I loved seeing my mates dripping wet. God they were hot. No, unfortunately I don't recall seeing much of Chris shirtless. Pity.... And so begins more day trips, each as fun as the next. We encountered a waterfall *somewhere* along the way, and we climed the rocks and goofed around. God, I wish I had kept my camera closer to me. I took a lot of photos, but not nearly enough. On we went after 2 days to our last home base, portaging twice, I believe. They were much longer than the first, but we got used to them. I remember going out at night to help gather water for purifying. I mean, come on, did you think there were fountains in such an unpopulated area of minnesota???? Sheesh! Yes, I'm strange. Get over it! Jason's dad is an anesthesiologist, and he brought along a purification doo-hickey. It was fun to play with. LOL! Yes, I know one doesnt have much to do with the other. But he was dorky and cool all at once. Anyway, here we were at our last camp, taking trips, having fun, sharing memories, shooting the shit, whatever we could do. Don't think for one second that in all the hub-bub, Chris left my thoughts, even for a second. This story is half about him. We talked, joked a little. Less than I would have liked to do, but he had kinda grown away from the group when he left. It was ok, I didn't need to lose my virginity to him to know that he was my friend and I his. Last camp, same old shit, day trips, cooking kickass meals that left you fully satisfied, swimming (yeah right! I'd like to keep my balls where they belong, ie not in my throat). We were on the home stretch of our journey, which was basically a loop back towards the outfitters. None of us wanted to go home. When we arrived back at the outfitter, we turned in our gear and rode took the long trip back home. We debated staying in a hotel along the way, but decided just to go straight home. Another long ride, it was, and I was sad that soon I'd be seeing my friend leave again. He fell asleep along the way, head resting uncomfortably on the window. I guided him to lay his head on my shoulder. I think he didn't seem to like it at first, but soon his head was resting comfortably on my chest, my arm around his back. Listening to him sleep was so great. I loved the feeling of my arm around his warm body. I was holding the boy that I was so infatuated with, as he peacefully slept in my embrace. Would it surprise you if I said I was hard during this? Probably not. Soon we were back at one of our scout leader's houses, disengaging the trailer and unloading our gear. Our parents had been called ahead to come pick us up, and some were already there when we arrived. Mine weren't yet. I said goodbye to my friends till next monday, and found Chris around the garage in the back, shirtless. FINALLY! LOL! I couldn't really hug him close, cause it would have seemed awkward given his state of undress. Granted he wasn't nude, but it still felt strange. I hugged him lightly and said goodbye, then found Gary and we said our goodbyes. My parents arrived shortly after, and I said goodbye my friends as I left, stowing my gear in the back seat of my father's camaro. The ride home, we talked a little, but I was way too tired to really go into the details of everything. The ride was quiet, and I was so ready to go to bed. Once arriving home, I had barely enough energy to shower before I went to bed. I didn't even retrieve my pack from my father's car. I was beat. I had just gotten home from the most exciting week of my life. I had seen a friend that I never thought I'd see again. I'll never forget that experience, nor my friend, Chris. Yes! You're right. I LOVED HIM! Got something to say about it????? Don't care... I would give anything to be back there again with my friends, and be young and happy. I would give anything to share my love with Chris. Maybe I'll have to go searching for him again. Oh the wonders of the Internet. Maybe now you'll understand why I think about my trip to the Boundary Waters all the time, why it brings me happiness to remember, why my angel Chris, or any of the others (not that they didn't mean a lot to me), will never be forgotten. Well, that was it. I hope you liked it. Comments to bwctadmin@cox.net