Date: Mon, 1 Jun 2009 08:56:50 -0400 From: HEATHER THOMAS Subject: American Idol Fantastic Fucks Usual disclaimers apply. I have no personal knowledge of any of the persons mentioned in this story. AMERICAN IDOL FANTASTIC FUCKS Chapter Five OCEANS OF CUM After the others had left, Simon asked Adam to evaluate their fucking ability. Adam replied that Matty was the second best fucker he'd ever had -- second only to Simon. And, that Jake was really quite good although his cum loads fell short of Matty's. He went on to say that he felt both Tobey and James were more natural bottoms. "I could tell how much they appreciated their fucks by you and Matty and how much they adored your cocks. They were OK as fuckers but you've spoiled me and I could tell they were just not that much into male pussies" Adam proclaimed. Simon and Adam relaxed for a few days after their weekend fuck fest. Simon only fucked him each morning. On the third morning, Simon told Adam how much he admired him. "You're not afraid to be yourself and you truly are a lovely person. Even the worst homophobes would have to admit that Adam Lambert is a genuine class act in every way." He praised Adam's taste and his quest for perfection. As an example he complimented him for having all semblance of hair removed from his ass. "Your ass is as sweet and fresh as a baby's" Simon told him, "and you have maximized all your physical assets. I'm very proud to have you as my lover, my friend and my protégé." Simon then suggested another orgy and called his old fuck buddy George Clooney to organize a group from those Oceans movies to come and fuck and suck all weekend. George called him back in a few hours and said he was bringing a party of seven including himself. "Is that too many?" George asked, and Simon replied that no, it was a perfect number. The group included George, Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, Casey Affleck, Matt Damon, Scott Caan and Will Smith. "These guys all know what a masterful fucker you are and they're all anxious as hell to have your horsecock up their asses" George told Simon. "And, we're anxious to sample Adam Lambert's sweet little twat also." "Please tell them to overdose on Viagra and to get some Turkish Viagra too," Simon told him. "There's going to be a helluva lot of fucking and sucking and I don't want any of them petering out. Literally!" Simon gave the list to Adam who asked "have you fucked them all?" Simon replied he had fucked all but two, namely Scott Caan and Will Smith. "Who were the best fucks?" Adam asked. Simon replied that "Ben Affleck is a born man fucker and fuck...very versatile and likes it all ways, genuinely loves both cock and man cunt. Brad Pitt is a perfect bottom boy whose life as a `sex symbol' is a total fraud as he's as gay as you get- and Matt Damon is a very intense fuck -- and fucker too I've noticed. Casey's just so-so, and of course George was born to fuck and get fucked. Loves man cock and lots of it. Also girl pussy, boy pussy, maybe even sheep pussy! Hell, George would fuck a knot hole if that's all that's available. He fucked Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt the same night, one after the other. Fucked Julia up the ass as he said that was asshole night! He may have slowed down a bit in later years, but he's too horned up always to reverse course. A real total whore." Adam said it sounded like a fun weekend. Simon asked him the most guys he'd had in one setting and Adam replied it was last weekend with Matty's crew. "Before that I'd only had one guy at a time" he said. Simon asked if he'd had any sex during the American Idol series and Adam blushed, saying he'd been fucked once by Ryan Seacrest and had given Kris a blow job on the last day of the contest. "He was my roommate you know, and he was so strung out that last day that I sucked him off before we dressed for the final show." The Oceans crew began arriving for their three night fuck fest early Friday evening. Simon's expansive suite was soon full of the nine horny dudes. He had ordered a huge buffet and suggested everyone strip to their underwear before partaking of the sumptuous dinner. Simon, of course, was in his splendid Dolce Gabbana white briefs and Adam was in a pair of very sheer and very tight baby blue silk briefs. George Clooney was wearing sharp white Jockey briefs and all noticed his very hairy chest. Ben Affleck and his brother Casey were both in regular white briefs while Matt Damon wore white CK boxer briefs. Brad Pitt was in some rather tacky Fruit of the Loom briefs and Scott Caan wore black boxer briefs. Will Smith stripped to blue and white print boxers. While eating, the guys caught up on Hollywood gossip and all complimented Adam on his American Idol performance. After dessert, Simon said "hey we've got the right number for three 3-ways." They teamed up as follows: Simon would fuck Ben who would fuck Adam; George would fuck Brad who would fuck Casey; and Scott would fuck Matt who would fuck Will. Underwear was flying shortly as they prepared for their orgy. Simon de-pantsed Ben and ate his pussy while Ben removed Adam's sexy briefs and ate him out. In the next bed George was sucking on Brad Pitt's boy cunt while Brad ate Casey. And, on the far side of the suite, Scott Caan was sucking Matt Damon's hairy man cunt as Matt ate Will Smith's hairy ass. Soon all three beds rocked with fucking action. Simon drilled Ben hard and Ben said "oh yes, God yes, Simon, I love your fuck" as he pummeled his nice sized cock deep into Adam Lambert's ass. George's big cock was really plunging into Brad Pitt who was shrieking with joy as his own rather small dick fucked Casey Affleck. Scott Caan was a very aggressive fucker, just fucking the shit out of an intense looking Matt Damon who had his own cock deep in Will Smith's boy pussy. "Like the good ole days on the Ocean set, isn't it?" George yelled at the group. "I'd forgotten how soft your little cunt is, Brad," he said and Ben said "I'd almost forgotten how big and how fantastic a fucker Simon is" The other guys were grunting and moaning as the fucks continued. Scott's group came first as both he and Matt shot their loads. Then George and Brad pissed their loads and it was a good 15 minutes later when Simon unloaded in Ben's ass exactly when Ben shot a big load into Adam. The guys lay there after their fuck and Simon suggested they switch for now to some one-on-one action and that he wanted to fuck Will Smith whom he'd never had. Will moved over to Simon's bed. George Clooney chose Adam; Ben Affleck selected Brad Pitt whom he'd fucked many times but loved the girlish way Brad took his fucks; Matt Damon chose Scott Caan, reversing roles from their previous fuck and Casey Affleck went over to get a blow job from Brad who had blown him many times before both on and off movie sets, but was the best cocksucker Casey had ever had. These fucks went well with Simon enjoying Will's power bottom abilities and Adam really loving George's power fuck. Several guys sat out the next round but Ben went over to fuck Adam and Simon fucked the living shit out of Scott Caan who was a most aggressive bottom that Simon loved taming. Matt Damon fucked Adam next while Scott Caan had Adam suck his cock. The fuck fest continued all weekend, ending only early Monday morning. Simon fucked everyone except Adam and fucked Ben Affleck, Scott Caan and George Clooney twice. He also got blow jobs from Ben, George, Casey, Brad and Will. Adam was fucked by everyone. Ben and George both fucked him three times and Scott nailed him twice. He sucked every guy's cock including two-fers for Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck and Scott Caan. He also got his cock sucked by Brad Pitt, Will Smith and Casey Affleck. When the group finally left, Simon was exhausted and Adam had a very sore ass. But, it had been a very erotic and successful fuck fest with these top Hollywood stars. Simon apologized to Adam for not fucking him, but said ten fucks and five blowjobs were just about his limit. Adam grinned, recalling the weekend's events. His big disappointment was Brad Pitt who was a lousy fucker with a small dick. Before they took a nap, after which Simon would give Adam his morning fuck, Simon asked him to evaluate the weekend's fuckers. Adam rated them as follows: #1 George Clooney whose thousands of fucks over the years shows. His cock is only average size but he is an expert fucker with great technique. #2 Ben Affleck is a guy who really appreciates male pussy. He's a bit of an arrogant fucker but he is damned good. #3 Scott Caan who had the biggest cock of the group -- probably 8 inches hard. He's a very aggressive fucker and doesn't have the technique of George and Ben but his hard thrusting fucks are impossible not to like. #4 Will Smith who has a cock nearly as big as Scott's and clearly has a lot of experience fucking male pussy. He lacks the imagination of George and Ben, but is a good fucker. #5 Matt Damon. As you said, Simon, he is very intense but he's clearly fucked a lot of guys and is an adequate fucker. #6 Casey Affleck. Falls far short of his brother's fucking skills and is barely adequate. Not many would come back for repeats with Casey. #7 Brad Pitt. A surprisingly -- even shockingly bad fucker. I agree he's probably just a bottom boy trying to top. No technique at all and his small cock gives little satisfaction. Simon then told Adam what he knew of the guys who were here. "I've told you about George who is pretty much a sex addict" he said. He described the others as follows: BEN is an arrogant egomaniac who thinks he will have a brilliant political career down the road but he's no Reagan or Schwarzenegger, so it's doubtful. He's bi-sexual but resents his female companions getting more publicity than he. That's what ultimately ruined his engagement to JLo. Also, she is a selfish, stupid, demanding whore. He married Jennifer Garner as she'll take a back seat to him, and he had to get married since his man-fucking was getting too well known by the media. His little brother CASEY is a pale imitation, just riding on his big brother's coattails. He was fucked by Matt Damon who popped his cherry when he got to Hollywood and he's been confused ever since. MATT DAMON is a humorless, intense guy who is a rather mechanical personality and fucker. He and Ben fucked each other in their youth but Matt is actually sort of asexual. He married a total nobody and doesn't really like celebrity status or Hollywood. BRAD PITT comes from some little town in Missouri where he was regarded as gay -- or queer as they say down there. He fucked his way to stardom, giving up his pussy and sucking cocks all through the corporate ranks of filmdom. Women thought he was cute -- or sexy -- and the industry sold him as such. He has married two complete bitches and probably has had limited -- or no -- sex with them. Jennifer Anniston (wife #1) reportedly caught him getting fucked by extras, delivery boys and what have you but she didn't care as it was a publicity driven marriage. His second wife Angelina Jolie is really crazy and totally fucked up. They've adopted children from weird countries and I believe she's pregnant although God only knows by whom. WILL SMITH I know is bi-sexual as is his wife. They often have 3-somes sometimes with boys, sometimes with girls. I don't know much about SCOTT CAAN. His dad's a movie star and he grew up in Hollywood, so he's almost certainly fucked up. He is quite aggressive as you noticed in the sack. Simon and Adam then discussed who they should have over for their next orgy. "Who would you like, lover" Simon asked Adam. "I'd love to get fucked by Leonardo diCaprio but I guess he's out of the country, so maybe a group of Latin guys. Do you know any?" Simon replied "you're right about Leo and that would be great, but let me think about a Latino group. That would be hot. I love Latin cunt -- boy or girl --- so let me try to put a group together. I think I'll call Ben Bratt -- he's out here now doing something and he's a terrific fuck and I'm told he's a phenomenal fucker. So let me track Ben down."