Date: Sun, 20 Jul 2003 22:53:33 EDT From: SLIPMAHONEY57@aol.com Subject: "Andy & Barney on Patrol...Part 2" (celebrity) OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based on FICTIONAL characters. "The Andy Griffith Show" is produced by Mayberry Productions and is copyrighted by Paramount Studios. Unzip and enjoy part two of the erotic man-to-man sexual adventures of Mayberry's finest lawmen!! (I DEDICATE THIS STORY TO MY BUDDY, MIKE...ENJOY, PAL!!" Later that evening, after enjoying two blueplate specials at the Bluebird Diner, Andy and Barney, both dressed up for the evening, rolled down the highway in the squad car. The warm night air wafted into the open car windows, and Barney reached over and started rubbing Andy's cock through his snug suit pants. "Damn, Barn'," Andy chuckled "Don't be gettin' frisky while I'm drivin'..........don't wanna have an accident, boy!" "Sorry, Andy," Barney replied, his own huge trouser-snake beginning to throb in his tweed suit pants " It's just that you get me all wound up.....you make me feel like a kleptomenerac in a department store!" Soon, Andy pulled the squad car off the main road, and stopped near an abandoned barn. As soon as Andy switched off the ignition, Barney wasted no time in getting started. "Back in the back seat, " Barney ordered " "'cause now it's time for "Mad Dog" Fife to spring into action!!" So Andy doffed his suit jacket, and got in the roomy back seat, Barney followed suit, and, as soon as he had climbed into the back, his slender fingers slid Andy's zipper down, and unbuckled his belt. He reached into Andy's sweaty, checkered boxers and pulled out his thick sheriff's shaft, already leaking copious amounts of lube. With a few hot licks with his tongue to the slick head, Barney's tongue traveled up and down the throbbing length of Andy's hard cock. Then he opened his mouth wide, and his thick, full lips wrapped themselves around his best buddy's pounding prick. "AAAWWWWWFFUUCCCKKKK...........GOL' DAMNNNNNNN!!!" Andy groaned, as Barney's talented mouth began working on his throbbing tool. "FUCK, BARN, YOU SURE GOT AN APPETITE TONIGHT!" "MMMMnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhh" Barney moaned, as his hot mouth savored the sweaty, raw, manly taste of Andy's hot dong. Andy reached into the front seat and grabbed Barney's dapper Panama hat. As Barney continued to go down on his throbbing cock, Andy started sniffing and licking the sweaty inside of Barney's hat, savoring the taste of Vitalis, Old Spice, and manly sweat. Andy groaned deeply as Barney went wild on his fat, thick cock, loving the feel of his thick lips carressing and teasing his sensitive shaft. Normally, Barney would love to have Andy shoot a good, thick, creamy load of spunk down his throat, but his tight asshole was twitching in his pants. Without warning, Barney got up off Andy's hose, shucked off his suit pants and briefs right over his socks, garters, and size 7 1/2B oxfords. Then he roughly pulled off Andy's suit pants and boxers over his own gartered socks and shoes, and Andy's spit slick cock stood at rigid attention. "Andy, let's '69' a bit...get my hole all nice and slick... I wanna be fucked HARD and RAW tonite!!" So the dapper little deputy straddled the hunky sheriff as he lay on his broad back on the back seat. Barney's little ass was now right in Andy's face, and Barney was now once again going down on Andy's rod. Barney's tight little asscheeks were baby-smooth, but the crack between them was quite hairy. Andy's tongue slithered into Barney's freshly-showered crack, and those wiry butt-hairs tickled Andy's thick tongue and made him hornier. His broad hands gripping Barney's little buns, Andy rimmed out Barney's hairy crack, his hot tongue lapping at his skinny little pal's tight chute like there was no tomorrow. Meanwhile, Barney's thick lips were tightly clamped around Andy's boner, and his thick black pubic jungle tickled Barney's chin. When Barney felt Andy had gotten his tight chute slick enough, and he felt he had gotten Andy's cock slick enough, Barney moved into phase three. Facing Andy, he straddled him, and slowly lowered his well-lubed little ass onto Andy's rigid, throbbing pole. "GGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDAAAMMMMMNNN!!" Barney moaned, as the slick head of Andy's cock started stretching his tight little pucker. Barney slowly eased himself lower and lower, until his tight little butt was pratically against Andy's cum-filled nuts. Andy grabbed onto Barney's narrow waist and started pumping him up and down on his throbbing prick. Both men's dress shirts were soaked through with sweat, and Andy's stiff nipples tented the sweaty material. Barney's ten-inch horsecock was really angry looking , and Andy's thick meaty fist pumped it madly as Barney continued to pump his little ass up and down on Andy's thick cock. "AAAAAAAAUUGGHHHHHHHH....OOHHFUCK, BARN, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SHOOT, YOU TIGHT LITTLE FUCKER!!" Andy growled, feeling his nuts about to blow. His big fist pumped Barney's cock even faster, coaxing him to shoot along with him. "AAAWWWWJESUSSSSSSSSSSSS," Barney moaned, feeling his overloaded nuts explode "AWWWLOOORRDDDDD, ANDY, HERE IT COMEEESSSSS!!" Barney's humongous horsecock exploded in Andy's pumping fist. Hot, thick geysers of jizz sprayed madly in all directions, creaming Andy's handsome, rugged face, his dress shirt and tie, and even the opposite window. Andy's big fist was slick and sticky with Barney's huge load, and, as his nuts blew, his tight, cock-stuffed hole clutched at Andy's prostate-pounding cock, sending him over the edge. "AAWWWWWGOLLLLDAMNNNN," Andy groaned, feeling his hot load course up through his ass-fucking shaft. "YEAHHHH, BARN.......GONNA SPUNK THAT LITTLE ASS, BOY, BUT GOOD....AAUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFUUCCKKK!!!!!" Bucking his hips madly, Andy thrust even deeper into Barney's hot ass, his big dong shooting wad after molten wad of hot sheriff spunk deep between Barney's tight, smooth buns. So massive was Andy's orgasm, that his hot load was already oozing out of Barney's hole, coating his cock, and dribbling down into his thick black pubic hair. Finally, Barney collapsed onto Andy's broad, heaving chest, thier shirts and ties splattered with hot cum, the air rich and gamey with the hot, masculine aromas of sweat and fresh jizz. The two best pals thrust each other's tongues into one anothers' mouths, Andy's big shirtsleeved arms hugging Barney tightly....Damn, Andy thought, I sure love this little fella! As Andy's spent dick softened in Barney's well-fucked ass, he said "Hey, Barn, looks like tomorrow we got to take these shirts over to the dry cleaners......they got right messy tonight!" Barney grinned, as Andy's cock slid out of his raw little butt with a moist plop. "Why, Andy, ?" Barney chuckled. "They're only gonna get all splotched up again........." THE END HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED!! COMMENTS AND FEEDBACK ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!!