Date: Mon, 6 Sep 2004 23:14:54 EDT From: SpankThoseButz@aol.com Subject: "THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF THE BARONE MEN" (Part 1) OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is TOTAL FICTION and in NO WAY reflects the sexuality of any of the actors portrayed here. "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND" is property of Worldwide Pants Inc, and HBO Independent Productions. Enjoy! "LT. ROBERT BARONE'S HOLE IN ONE" Lately, NYPD Lt. Robert Barone could not get his younger brother Ray out of his mind. Something about his sportswriter brother had been causing his massive nightstick to throb in his uniform pants....God, Robert thought, would I love to get it on withCubby! Robert had been acknowledging the fact as of late that he was really bi, and, that for too long now, had had really STRONG urges about Ray.......those tight little buns......the hefty bulge in his worn jeans.....that big schnoz that Robert was ACHING to feel probing his tight, hairy hole......and, anytime when Robert thought of slamming his huge cop-cock deep between his brother's smooth, tight buns, he'd have to run to the nearest men's room and jerk off, moaning and grunting as he shot his huge load, fantasing about doing his younger brother. Ray's wife Debra continually referred to him as an "idiot", but even Ray knew that his older brother had been cruising him as of late, and, Ray had to admit he liked it. Ray was so vain, that he felt flattered that a hot, studly cop..HIS BROTHER...found him attractive...... That weekend found both Robert and Ray alone in a hotel room in Myrtle Beach....Ray was sent down there to cover a big golf tournament, and he'd invited Robert to comealong. On his first free day, they both played golf in the morning, and came back to the hotel hot, sweaty, and HORNY! Without a word, Ray put his golf bag in the corner, and turned to Robert and winked: "C'mon, big guy, it's just you and me now......" As he grinned, Ray stroked the big bulge behind the fly of his light slacks.....already lube was seeping through the material, making a quarter-sized stain. "Fuck, Cubby, " Robert growled, his own huge erection tenting the crotch of his slacks "I've wanted you for too fucking long now....let's get it on, my brother!" A moment later, Ray and Robert had thier arms wrapped around each other, grabbing each others' asses, massaging thier bulging cocks through thier pants, thier hot tongues interwining as the kissed. "Aww, fuck, Robert", Ray moaned, "this is really hot, man, don't stop...don't stop Robert..." Robert had no intention of stopping. His thick fingers pinched and tweaked Ray's stiff nipples through the soft material of his polo shirt, driving Raywild. Robert then dropped to his knees, and his big tongue started licking the outline of his horny younger brothers' pounding hardon through his slacks, lapping the lube the seeped through. Ray almost shot right then when Robert unbuckled Ray's belt and unzipped his fly, and then shoved both his slacks and sweaty boxers down to his two-tone golf shoes. Ray's fat eight incher swung out, the thick head smeared with lube. "FUUUCCCKKK!!" Ray snarled as his handsome, hulking older cop-brother wrapped his hot lips around his throbbing shaft and started sucking like it was going out ofstyle. Robert obviously had experience sucking cock, as Ray could feel that Robert was too much of a pro to be a first-timer. Ray's hands held onto Robert's massive head as he throttled his pounding Italian dick in and out of his big brothers' hot, moist mouth. Robert's big meaty paws were all over Ray's tight buns, and when Ray felt one of Robert's thick digits probing his tight, sweaty pucker, he simply could not hold back. "AWWWWJESSSUSSSSROBERT!!" Ray whined, his cum-loaded balls smacking Robert's squarejaw. He growled deep in his thoat, as his nuts exploded and his pounding cock erupted in Robert's hot mouth. "YEESSSSSSSSSYESSSSSSS," Ray snarled, "SWALLOW THAT HOT LOAD, YOU COCKSUCKIN' FLATFOOT!!" Robert only moaned as he swallowed wad after wad of his little brother's thick sperm. His big hands roughly squeezed and smacked Ray's asscheeks as he continued swallowing that sweet, spicy sportswriter's cum. Ray hot shot so violently, that cum dribbled out of Robert's mouth, down his chin, and staining his grey slacks. All this while, Robert felt his own massive cock ready to rip out of his slacks, and he could feel that hot lube really soaking his shorts. When he had finally miled the last drops of jizz from Ray's sweaty cock, Robert wasted no time in moving onto phase two. He stood up, wiped the cum from his chin, and made Ray step out of his pants and boxers, leaving him naked from the waist down except for his socks and golf shoes. "OK, CUBBY, ON THE BED AND ON ALL FOURS!" Robert snarled, his cock so hard now it hurt. Ray wasted no time in obeying, and as soon as he was in position, Robert growled, "OK, SPREAD'EM!" Ray propped his upper torso on the pillows while his hands pulled apart his tight, smooth globes. "You remember that time I was gored by that bull while I was on duty?" Robert chuckled, "Well, this time, I'M THE BULL, and YOU'RE ASS is gonna get GORED by your big brother!" Robert shucked his pants and briefs down his thick, hairy legs and he stepped out of them, tossing them aside, but, like Ray, still wearing his sports shirt, socks, and golf shoes. His cock was MASSIVE......at least ten inches or more......a massive nightstick jutting out of a thick black jungle of hair. "JESUSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Ray growled as he felt Robert's hot tongue lapping away at his sweaty, clean pucker. Robert's big tongue tortured and teased Ray's sensitive chute, getting itprimed...... Ray gritted his teeth when he felt the lube-slick head of Robert's fat hose start easing into his tight hole. Slowly..slowly......Robert eased his monster cock deeper into his sexy married brother's hole....fuck, Robert thought, NOTHING he ever fucked before was THIS tight!! "Uhhnnnhhhhhh" Ray moaned, as Robert's big dong filled more and more of his tight little Italian ass. When Robert's massive, bulging hairy balls were up against Ray's smooth, firm cheeks, he grabbed Ray's slim waist and started plowing in and out...slowly at first, but, soon enough, throttling Ray's ass like a madman. "UUGGHHH...UGGHH...OOHHSHIITT...YESSSSSSS!!" Robert snarled as his fat cock ripped his brother Ray a new asshole. Ray felt his nuts churn as he felt Robert's big, firm, hairy paw reach underneath him and wrap around his throbbing love-pole. "YEAHHHHH, ROBERT," Ray whimpered "JACK THAT BIG COCK, GUY...YEAHH..FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS!" Robert jacked Ray with one hand, while his other hand slid inside Ray's sweaty shirt to play with his stiff nipples. Ray gyrated his tight little sportswriter ass, urging Robert's thick cock deeper, banging the hell out of his now-battered prostate. "Awwwwwfuck, Ray, " Robert warned "It's gonna happen, Cubby..yeahh..yeahh..gonna cream your married ass, brother...aaawwfuckk........" Suddenly, Robert started grunting like a wounded moose "UGGHHNN..UGGHHNNN..UUGGHHH...OOHHHYESSSSSFUCKYES..UUGGHHHH...AWWGGHH!!!!!!" With that, Robert humped Ray like an animal, and his fat cock unleashed geyser after sticky geyser of thick, sticky cop-spooge deep inside Raymond's well abused ass. Robert's rough fist flew up and down the length of Ray's throbbing cock, and Ray knew he could no longer hold back. "YEAHHHROBERRTTTTTT.."IMCUMMIN.....!!" Robert felt Ray's bone-hard shaft explode in his pumping fist, wad after wad of married Italian stud juice flood his hand and dripping down onto the bed. Robert's huge hairy bull-balls smacked Ray's buns with each forward thrust, and, as Ray orgasmed, his tight hole spasamed around his brother's big hose, milking ever last drop of cum from those huge, furry nuts. Ray collapsed on the bed, and Robert let his spent cock grow soft in Ray's wrecked asshole. Slowly, he withdrew his sweaty cop dick, and Ray moaned as Robert's tongue started to lap the hot jizz that was now oozing out of his well-stretched ass. A few minutes later, the two Barone brothers lie side-by-side, hugging, kissing, feeling each other up. "Hey Robert, " Ray said, as he reached around to knead Robert's big furry asscheeks " Do I get to fuck you next?" Robert said nothing, only grinned, but lay gut-down on the bed, his big round hairy ass making Ray's cock twitch harder. "Fuck," Ray thought "I've been waitin' for this for a loongg timenow!" As Robert moaned as Ray's tongue started rimming his hairy, sweaty cop-ass he chuckled, "Yeahhhhh, I guess it's true......EVERYBODY loves RAYMOND!" Feedback and comments are most welcome. Hope this story caused a few nuts to bust! (watch for Part 2!)