Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 22:16:32 EDT From: SpankThoseButz@aol.com Subject: "BARONE MEN" (CHAPTER 5) (Celebrity) OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND" is a production of WorldWide Pants Inc and is an HBO Independent Production. Well, "RAYMOND" fans, here is Part 5 of the hot, erotic escapades of the Barone men. In this chapter, Frank, Ray, and Robert go to the rectory of their church to pay a call on big, bulky Fr. Hubley...UNZIP ANDENJOY!! On a Saturday afternoon, Frank, Ray, and Robert sat in Fr. Hubley's dark-pannelled office at the rectory. The sun shining through the stained glass windows bathed the room in a soft, subdued light. Frank Barone and his handsome, forty-something sons, all dressed in thier suits, sat on the thick leather sofa, across from Fr. Hubley. The bulky priest was well into his sixties, and was nearly 300 lbs of big, bulky ox. He knew the Barones were quite a dysfunctional bunch, and heaven only KNEW what they wanted now. Well, as it turned out, the chunky priest had not long towait! "So, Father," Frank began, a sly grin on his face, " Seems that every time we come to church lately, you've got your eyes on my two sons.....guess you appreciate Italian men!" Good Fr. Hubley was NOT prepared for this; however, he KNEW Frank was right.....for some months now, he kept giving appraising glances to both Ray and Robert......many evenings in his lonely office he had to unzip his fly and haul out his thick beer-can cock and jerk himself to a nut-bustin' orgasm, fantasizing about getting it on with those hunky Italian Barone men...especially that huge, stud-hunk cop,Robert! But Fr. Hubley had no idea that Frank knew this, and he stammered and cleared his throat, not knowing how to answer this. "Cut the crap, there, Father," Frank joked. "I ain't insulted...and neither are my sons!" Before Fr. Hubley could reply, Frank started telling him about the latest sexual encounters with his two Italian stallionsons. Made no difference that Frank was telling this to a priest; Frank Barone let NOTHING phase him. During Frank's "talk", Ray nudged Robert and whispered, "Holy shit, Robert...Fr. Hubley's enjoyin' this!! " Sure enough, a sizeable bulge had appeared in Fr. Hubley's black clerical trousers, snaking down his left leg. "Damn, Ray, you're right!" Robert growled. "He's got a roarin' hardon right now listening toDad!!" When Frank had finished his talk, Fr. Hubley again tried to reply, but Frank only said: "Hey, Father, no offense, but I hear enough yappin' at home from Marie. So, whaddaya say you join me and my sons for a little........'escapade' ?" Ray, bold as brass, chuckled, "Hey, Father...how about taking off your pants and slipping them off over your socks and shoes...Robert and me find that kind of sexy!" Frank, Ray, and Robert all felt thier throbbing cocks gush even more lube into thier shorts, as they watched Fr. Hubley's big, thick fingers unbuckle his belt and unzip his fly. His black trousers slid down his thick, hairy, stocky legs, and Robert felt his huge cock throb harder when he saw that the fat priest was wearing GARTERS!! "DAMN!!" Robert thought, "that is so fucking hot!!" Fr. Hubley then folded his pants and put them on his desk. Now, Frank moved into action, removing his suit jacket and rolling back his shirtsleeves. "Father, " Frank intoned, "I think you should be punished for the sin of lust......and fantasizing about my sons IS lust!" So Fr. Hubley found himself bent over his desk, his snug striped boxers showing off his huge, meaty butt to perfection. "Fuck, Robert, what an ass!" Ray whined, his eyes glistening as they feasted on the vast expanse of the chunky fellow's massive rump. Robert didn't reply, he just enjoyed the scenery and rubbed his big cock through his suit pants. Frank noticed a ruler on the desktop. He snickered and picked it up. "Well, Father, " he chuckled "Spare the rod and spoil the child...or, in this case, the PRIEST!" Frank's old cock pounded in his suit pants..he had wanted to paddle the hell out of this big round ass for years now! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! Fr Hubley gritted his teeth and took his punishment like a man, as Frank paddled his fat, boxer-clad ass hard, showing no mercy. Every stinging blow of that ruler to his jiggling, priestly butt made his stubby cock throb harder, and he ground it against the edge of the desk, really getting off on having Frank Barone paddle his fat, monster rump! "Holy shit, Ray, " Robert muttered "Dad's really doinit!" Ray didn't reply, he had unzipped his suit pants and was now fisting his thick, sweaty cock, splotches of lube dribbling onto his pants. "OK, IT'S SHOW TIME!" Frank exclaimed, and he grabbed the waistband of Fr. Hubley's shorts and yanked them down to join his trousers around his shoes. Fr. Hubley's ass was hairy and beefy, and, by now, good and red from the assault with the ruler. But Frank wasn't doneyet. "Think of this as penance, Father!" Frank laughed, and he started spanking the bulky priest's furry ass with his bare hand...HARD!! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! Fr. Hubley grunted and groaned as Frank's rough hand spanked the daylights out of his big, furry butt. Those big cheeks bounced with each blow, and Fr. Hubley's cock was leaking thick lube all over his desk. Tears streamed down his ruddy face as his big ass felt blow after stinging blow rain down . This was too much for Ray and Robert. "Fuck, man, I gotta have you NOW!!" Robert snarled and yanked Ray's suit pants down to his shoes. Ray's fat cock was jutting out of the fly of his sweaty boxers like a fleshy sword, and Robert wasted no time in wrapping his beefy lips around his younger brother's manly-tasting shaft. "OOOHHHHHFUCCKKK,ROBERRRTT!" Ray whined, grabbing his brother's head, guiding it back and forth as Robert sucked on that big Italian sausage like it was going out of style. Robert's big mitts pawed and grabbed Ray's smooth, tight buns, and started poking at his sweaty, tight pucker. Finally, Frank stopped spanking the priest's blazing, crimson ass, and he told Robert: "Hey, Robert, How about bending Ray over the desk next to Fr. Hubley? Then you can fuck Ray while I take care of our fat priestly pal overhere!" As though he were manhandling a suspect, Robert obeyed, depositing Ray right next to Fr.Hubley. Instinctivitly, Fr. Hubley put his big arm around Ray's shoulder, pulling him tight against him, as though he were a long-lost son. " Your father really knows how to take charge, Raymond!" he whispered, "C'mon,son," Frank then called to Robert, "Let's get going! " By now, both Frank and Robert had thier suit pants down around thier shoes; Frank's big boner stuck out of the fly of his checkered boxers, and Robert pulled the front of his snug blue briefs down under his big hairy balls, and his huge nightstick was aiming right for Ray's tight littleass. Then, both Frank and Robert spit into thier hands and then greased up thier massive fuckrods. Frank pulled Fr. Hubley's fat, hairy, well-spanked globes apart, and the fat priest growled "GODDAMMMNNNN!" as the blunt head of Frank Barone's big cock started stretching his tight sphincter....it had been too long now, Fr. Hubley thought, since the last time he'd had a good, hard boner between his fat cheeks! Robert wasted no time in grabbing Ray's little buns and spreading them wide, and he just lunged foward and slammed his huge bullcock deep into Ray's ass . "AAWWFFUCCKKYEAHHHHH!!" Ray groaned, as he once again felt his big cop-brother's virile cock plowing his tight little butt. Meanwhile, Frank was like a young stud again, his thick cock plowing in and out between Fr. Hubley's red, furry buns. With one arm around each other, Fr. Hubley and Ray droppeed thier free arms and thier hands grabbed onto each other's hard shafts, while thier sweaty butts were bieng pounded intooblivion. Fr. Hubley's prostate was going wild, humming like it had never before. "Fucckkfucckkffuuckkk", he moaned, "Yeaahh, Frank..spear my big ass..yeah...show me how an an Italian daddy fucks a fat priest's ass!!" Robert's hands were underneath Ray's dress shirt, pinching his stiff nipples as he throttled his big dong in and out of his tight, cluching chute. Almost at the same time, both Ray and Fr. Hubley felt thier orgasms approaching like runaway trains.......coming...coming........"AUGHHHHHOLY MOTHEROFGODDDDDAAWWWYESSS!!!" Fr. Hubley snarled as Ray's hand brought him off, his fat nuts exploding, his thick cock throbbing in Ray's hand, spraying it and the desk with hot, thick clerical cum. "AWWW,FUCK, MAN, GONNA SHOOT..YEAHH....ROBERT..FUCK YOUR LITTLE BROTHER..YEAHH..AAWWSHITTT!!!" With that, Ray's sweaty dong let loose, flooding Fr. Hubley's meaty paw with wad after wad of thick, steamingcum. Frank Barone felt his nuts blow like an atom bomb, and grunting, snarling, and cursing like a crazed man, his hands held onto Fr. Hubley's thick midsection as his sweaty balls slapped against the priest's smarting buns, his fat cock spraying jets of thick Italian jizz deep inside the humbled priest's big butt. "HERE IT COMES, CUBBY.....TAKE IT..TAKE IT...YESSSS!!!" Robert snarled, as his own cock injected a huge cum-load into Raymond's sweaty ass. Already, jizz was dribbling down both men's legs, so intense were Frank and Ray's massive orgasms. Frank simply collapsed onto Fr. Hubley's broad, sweaty back, and nibbled his earlobes. "Hey, Father, " Frank inquired, "How about you coming over to my house one day when the wife ain't around? I'm sure Ray and Robert would love to have you!" Fr. Hubley glanced next to him, and now saw that Ray and Robert had thier hands all over each other, grappling and pawing each other's firm, sweaty bodies through their sweaty, disheveled, jizz-stainedsuits. The fat priest reached over, and started playing with Ray's sticky cock. "I guess it's true", he thought,"...everybody LOVES Raymond...I know I do!!" THE END! Hope you guys enjoyed! Comments and feedback are always welcome! Look for Part 6 soon!