Disclaimer: This story is completely fictional and is in no way based on actual people. Any similarities between the characters and real persons is completely coincidental. The Spider-Man characters are sole property of Marvel. This story depicts sexual acts between men and both protected and unprotected acts of sexual intercourse. Though you should always practice safe sex. Those who are disturbed by this and/or are under the age of 18 should go do something else. I would love some feedback, email@example.com.
Author's Note: Ok, so it's been an age and a bit since I last updated this. I really didn't know what else I would write and some of my other stories, which I still have to finish <_<; >_>;, have kept me busy. Not to mention, graduation, working for over a year and then quitting my job and playing competitive tennis, going back to school, graduating and now starting a new job. But someone who happened on the story, emailed me and I have been obsessed with this series once more. Will see how much more I can do, before having to revert to the comic/series storylines.
Bedding with J. Jonah Jameson Part 3
The day crawled by, and I was drained (in more ways than one) beyond belief. You would think saving your boss' life and then sleeping with him would make him ease up on you. But of course, J. Jonah Jameson would never let something like that ruin his paper.
"KID!!! GET IN HERE!!" I heard him bellow and my stomach dropped into my shoes. Fuck, what now!?
There he stood, the man of my dreams and the bane of my work life. He was puffing on a cigar and the smoke seemed to just make him look angrier, like it was spouting out of his ears.
"Y-yeah, Mr. Jameson?" I mumbled meekly as I peeked in the door.
"Get yer keester in here!" he growled, "We just had your film developed ... close the door behind you ... and it seems that you don't know how to work that piece of expensive equipment AT ALL!!"
I tensed up as I shut the door. I looked at my shoes and walked forward, trying not to make any eye contact. Like a wild animal, that's when he'll sink his fangs into your jugular.
"Sorry Mr. Jameson, I got all the important people ..." but before I could finish I heard him cover the remaining distance in three strides and pull me into a bone crushing bear hug.
"I've been wanting to do this all day!!" he whispered as a wisp of cigar smoke whistled past my ear. His monstrous boner crushed into my crotch as it sprung to life. I looked up into his gentle smile and weakly smiled back. He picked the cigar out of his mouth and pressed his gorgeous, firm lips onto mine. I sighed and kissed him back, wrapping my arms around his muscled torso. As quick as his temper, he pulled back, smiled at me and then went back to his rant as Robbie Robertson opened the door. I didn't hear a word he said, all I could think about was how much of a fucking stud he was and then it really hit me how hard this was really going to be.
"Did you even hear a single thing I've said!!" with that bellow I was brought back down to Earth.
"Yeah ... yeah, I'm sorry Mr. Jameson." I sheepishly apologized.
"JJ, he's the only events photographer left on staff and we all know how much you dislike Parker." Robbie stated, ahhh thank God for the one voice of reason.
"Hmmm ... ok you're re-hired, but don't screw up again!!" with that he waved his hand and dismissed me. As I slunk out of the office, I look back and saw him eye me out of the corner of his eye as Robbie was bustled about showing him the next layout. He grinned, puffed a cloud of smoke and went back to business. As I was leaving I heard Robbie say, "JJ, you look ... happy ...? Something good happen?"
"H-happy? W-well yeah, I've got the best cover story in the city, of course I'm happy!!" That lying bastard, I smiled knowingly as I left the office.
"I hope he wasn't too hard on you." Betty cooed, as I shut the door behind me. I quickly covered up the lump in my pants, smiled, shrugged and left. Another day at the Daily Bugle and the 57th time that I had been fired and re-hired since my first day here 6 months ago. I grabbed my jacket from my chair, stuffed a dollar bill into my can for the number of times I get re-hired, if it's permanent then I spend the money getting drunk and grumbling about it to some poor barkeep, and made for the elevators. I had to be at some opening for something that Fisk was unveiling today.
"How the fuck am I supposed to fit his fat ass into my viewfinder, the guy's a motherfuckin' mountain!" I grumbled to no one in particular as I headed into the hustle and bustle of New York.
One subway ride later, I was setting out towards to the new art gallery that Fisk was opening. Supposedly, all proceeds go to some charity organization, but I don't think that's where it really went. It may just be me, but New Yorkers were just oblivious (or plain daft) to the real workings and faces of all of these so-called philantrophists. Osbourne, Fisk and, sometimes even JJ, (don't tell him I thought that, the sex will suffer) seem a little shady, but Fisk definitely takes the cake. A really BIG cake! I sauntered up to a handsomely redone building, with all the trimmings for a swanky opening already set in place. Outside a dais had been set up, possibly for all the speeches to be given by all the "important" people and quite a crowd was already gathered. I slithered through the crowd, snapping up quick pictures as I went, a Hardy here, Osbourne there, and the big man himself. Time passed and I slowly edged my way towards the front and found a suitable spot just outside of the throng of cameras and microphones. Fisk made his way up the dais, which was already quite full of the elite dignitaries, mayor, police chief, JJ ... JJ!?!?! When the hell did he get here? I caught his eye and he gave me a mischievous wink and went back to sucking up to Fisk and some lady, that I wanted to push off the dais for getting a little too close to my bear.
"Thank you, one and all, for making time today to celebrate the opening of my..." Fisk boomed in his baritone and I lost interest as I absently looked through my viewfinder to find a way to get JJ into the picture. As I clicked away, I noticed a shadow sweep over the crowd and I looked at the dais, sans camera, and noted that no one else had noticed the sweeping shadow that sort of loomed over them. No one in the media scrum noticed it either, I, however, looked up only to see a green blur screaming towards the dais. Vulture!
"Look out!!" I yelled pointing in the direction of the dive bombing villain. Screams erupted all around, as the crowd scattered around me and on the dais. I pushed and shoved against the massive stampede of people going in the opposite direction that I was trying to inch closer to where JJ was. I was soon close to the action as Vulture dive bombed repeatedly, JJ was caught between yelling at the villain and being shit scared of him, as he mouthed incoherent words effectively mimicking a goldfish. I scrambled past the shaken security guards and jumped onto the dais just as Vulture tossed his stereotypically themed explosives at the sitting ducks on the stage. Without a second's notice, I pounced forward and tackled JJ, as well as the people behind him, off the stage as the explosion ripped through what would have been the pink mist of NYC's wealthiest. The explosion tore apart the dais and pushed me, with the force of being tackled by an entire football team, and sent me cartwheeling through a window of the building that we were supposed to be inaugurating. I opened my eyes as I tumbled through the glass, I locked on to JJ's eyes and he found mine. I couldn't hear anything, just the ringing in my head from the explosion, but I saw JJ scream and reach for me, which was all I remember as I cracked my head on something quite solid (some stupid sculpture I was told) and my world went dark.
"... only a mild concussion ... quite lucky ... burnt to a crisp."
"He ... always been ... lucky one in the family ..."
"Well then his genes have served him well. Ah, he's coming around! Son, can you hear me?" the world was slowly coming into focus, much like my camera when I needed a quick picture. I saw a blurry fuzz of familiar faces gathered around my bed and picked up on the sniffling and clamouring to get around me.
"Where ... where am I?" I slowly mumbled, my mouth feeling like cotton and the throbbing in my head becoming much more pronounced as my retinas adjusted to the light. Someone was poking around and stretched my eyelids opening, shocking my retinas with the sudden influx of light. A mature man with a handsome beard and kind smile came into sharper focus.
"I'm Dr. Reynolds, you're in the hospital after your heroics. You have a mild concussion and a few cuts and bruises, and you're quite lucky to be alive." He smiled kindly and continued, "You should be released soon, but you've been unconscious for half a day and we just want to keep you under observation."
I looked around as he finished only to find my entire family, sans parental units, beaming at me. My dad had a lot I mean A LOT of family in NYC and the area so they had all paid me a visit, considering all but one of my aunts in the room were nurses (she's a pharmacist) I was surprised that they weren't checking my charts or whatever it is they do. I looked at the sea of cousins and the youngest, Anne, ran up to my bed and hugged the living daylights out of me, causing me to yelp in surprise and pain.
"Don't you EVER scare me like that!" she whispered between sobs. I hugged her back as my aunt tried to pry her off of me. I smiled and whispered in her ear, "I promise, baby doll."
She pulled back and I wiped her tears away as my other cousins besieged me hugging and crushing me at the same time, my two young, twin nephew and niece clambered onto my bed and nestled into my arms, happy to have their Uncle Teddy back.
"Well I guess I'll leave you to your family now, we'll run some tests later." Dr. Reynolds said with a warm smile and turned to talk to my uncles. Ah, my uncles, my handsome, studly, powerful and sexy uncles. It took all my willpower to not tent my gown as I talked to my cousins and hammed up my story saying how I managed to rescue a baby before the explosion and passed it to the mother before passing out. Visiting hours were nearly over and my aunts bustled all the cousins and my older cousins bustled all their kids out the door as everyone began to head home my uncles surprised me and gave me a hug as they left. They had all just headed out the door, when out of nowhere my beautiful bear popped his head in. I could see worry written all over his face, I beckoned him closer and in four steps he crossed the room and pulled me into a gentle hug.
"You crazy, little fool!! You ... you could have ..." he trailed off. I held his face in my hands and looked square into his gorgeous grey eyes.
"We've only just started having fun, what makes you think I'm going to leave?" I beamed, ignoring the throbbing in my head. He gave me a watery smile, sniffled and kissed me passionately. I heard a shuffling at the door and peeked one eye open only to find a stunned Saj-cha, the youngest of my dad's siblings and my favourite (and hottest) uncle, standing in the doorway. JJ quickly pulled back and coughed awkwardly, as if that would clear everything up, and looked in Saj-cha's direction.
"Forget something, Saj-cha?" I offered trying to ease the tension.
"Uhh .. uhm .. yeah we uh picked this up from your apartment in case you get bored." He replied, pointing to my tech bag in his right hand. Usually contained in it were my DS, PSP, iPod, camera and a slew of games.
"Thanks! I was actually going to ask you to bring it for me the next time you came to visit." I said relieved that I wouldn't be bored out of my mind. He walked up to the bed and past JJ, who was busy trying to bore a hole into the ceiling. He stepped out of the way to allow Saj-cha to pass, but Saj-cha's hand managed to graze his still semi-hard monster cock.
"It's good to see that you're staying out of trouble." Saj-cha rumbled. I use the shortened suffix –cha instead of the real suffix achayan which in Malayalam means uncle or older brother. He looked to JJ who was either blushing or not breathing since his face had gone a shade of puce. Saj-cha chuckled and held out his hand, "Keep an eye on him for us, we worry about the rascal."
"Uh .. yeah ... sure." Was all JJ could stammer reaching out to shake Saj-cha's hand. As soon as their hands touched, Saj-cha pulled JJ into a hot embrace and kissed him. Eyes wide with shock JJ could only stand there like a fish out of water as I gaped like a goldfish. Saj-cha let JJ go and licked his lips grinning his devilish grin and turned to me, I nearly jumped when he reached across me and pulled me into a hug.
"And come over more often, for the kids ... and maybe for me." Saj-cha said as he fondled my growing boner, squashed his into my shoulder and then leaned in for a hot, quick French kiss. Stunned I nodded mutely as Saj-cha turned around and faced JJ once again. He looked down at JJ`s monster package that was obscenely tenting his slacks gave a low whistle and headed back to his family. JJ and I could only watch his sexy ass leave in stunned silence, we looked to each other in disbelief and then for no reason cracked up. He stepped closer, still laughing and nestled into my bed. I looked into his gorgeous eyes and chuckled as they began to mist over again.
"Hey now, no more crying you big softie. The only thing that'll make me feel better is your smile." I said softly as I wiped a tear that was sliding down his cheek. He sniffled and wiped his eyes and looked right at me.
"Promise you what?"
"That you will never do something that foolish again!"
"I can't guarantee it, I'm foolish enough to be sleeping with you."
"Shut up! I don't want to lose you babe, please be more careful." His eyes dropped and his tone wavered as he finished his sentence. This big softie was getting me all teary as well.
"I promise daddy bear, I'll always be by your side." I sniffled back and he smiled as his eyes met mine. We kissed, slowly and passionately, and held our kiss for a long time. I pulled back and smiled at him. "I love you and I will never, ever leave you!"
"I love you too kiddo, and you're damn right you'll never, ever leave me. Do you know how good I am in bed?" he chortled as he pulled me into his embrace.
"Oh I know, and if I left who'd fuck that hot ass of yours and have you moaning like a hot, little bitch?" I replied as I snuggled into his arm and yawned.
We stayed like that all night, holding each other and I had the best sleep I've ever had in my life.
Morning came all too quickly and I awoke, still a bit hazy but chipper. However, my bear was not in my arms and nor was he in the room. I fumbled for my glasses on the night stand and looked around still unable to find him.
"JJ?" I called, hoping to get an answer but still nothing. Where had the crazy old coot gone to? I was just about the call the nurse when the door swung open and in sauntered my disheveled bear. "Where the hell did you go?"
"Oh, I had to go straighten things out with the doctor."
"Straighten what out?" I queried as we kissed.
"Well, it's strictly against policy for non-family members to stay the night and some batty old nurse came in this morning and found the entangled heap that was you and I." JJ chuckled as he kissed my forehead.
"Well she clearly didn't enjoy what she saw." I chuckled as I traced the outline of his cock in his slacks. "But hell I do and when do I get to see it again!"
"Soon!" He grinned his devilish grin and winked as he walked out of the room, leaving me slightly frustrated and wanting more. The doctor was back in and he ran some tests, and was strangely pressing up against me a lot more than before, I felt his crotch pushing into my arm as he reached over to shine his little flashlight into my retinas. I think he enjoyed the thought of me and JJ being me and him but I was exclusively property of the man with Bugle (fitting name for the loudmouth). JJ sauntered back in and made quite small talk with the doctor as he finished his check up.
"You've got a clean bill of health, young man." The doctor announced, "Let's get you out of here, everything looks good and that headache will fade away soon enough."
"Thank you doc, it's about time I got back to work." I said, "My boss would kill me if he found out that I was lying around." I shot an impish look at JJ as he scowled at me and stuck his tongue out. "Hey don't stick that out if you don't intend on using it."
"Maybe I do you little brat." He growled as he tugged on my beard, bringing tears to my eyes, and kissing me in front of a very shocked Doctor Reynolds.
"Ah-hem, well then I'll just leave you two alone to pack up and get ready to be discharged." He mumbled as he hurried out of our room.
We smiled sheepishly as we kissed once again, a slow, lingering kiss as I held his face in my hands and he gazed into my eyes with those gorgeous, gray peepers of his I couldn't help but wonder how I had gotten so lucky. The rest of the morning passed in a blur as I got ready to leave and JJ dealt with the paperwork. As I stuffed the last of my belongings it dawned on me ... this wasn't Canada and I don't think I had health insurance ... how the fuck was I going to pay for all this? Sick to my stomach at the thought I zipped out and ran right into JJ.
"JJ, how the hell am I going to pay for this? It's not like the Bugle has the best insurance plan!" I hissed, nearly in tears at thought of all those zeroes on my bill.
"Don't worry kid it's all covered." He chuckled. I looked up at him, not by much he's only 3 inches taller than me, and met his eyes. He could see the concern and puzzlement in them, and he pulled me into a bear hug. "Did you think that my partner would not be covered under my own health plan?"
Partner ... did he just say what I think he did? In shock I broke our hug and looked into his smiling face. "What do you mean `partner'?"
"As in life partner, as in the other half to me, as in the one I want to sweep off his feet and fly away with. I mean you and me, baby. Unless you don't want to?" He quizzed, with a slight frown.
It was all too much for me, I grabbed his hand and yanked him back into my room.
"JJ are you sure? Isn't it a bit too soon? I mean we JUST met." I stammered in enormous disbelief.
"I've already drawn up the papers, kiddo. Not only on my health plan, but in my life." He said, tears coming to his eyes.
"Oh ... my ... JJ!" that was it as I broke down into a blubbering mess, sobbing into his expensive suit. He held me close and kissed the top of my head as he sniffled above me.
"I never want to lose you, babe. And I never want to see you hurt! It killed me every time I thought of what happened and what could have happened." He said thickly and sniffled, "I owe you my life and my life will always be yours ... if you so choose to have me."
"Of course I do you big brute!" I said as I pushed off his chest. I wiped my eyes and beamed at him and he beamed back at me. "Now let's go, we've both got a lot of work to do, the Bugle ain't gonna run itself you know." I moved to the door, but was stopped short as JJ held my hand.
"Of course it won't that's why I left Robbie in charge. We, however, aren't going back!" he said flashing me a mischievous smile. "There's a private plan waiting for us to take us to a private, VERY private beach resort somewhere in the Caribbean Sea where I want to make sweet love to your cock on the beach!!"
I just let my jaw hit the floor as he wheeled past me dragging me through the hospital and into a waiting limo. We could barely keep our hands off each other the entire ride to the airport, as I got to my knees and slobbered on his big tool. He hissed as my teeth grazed over his purple head and cursed loudly as he shot a magnificent load into my waiting mouth. I lapped up each of his 11 shots and he pulled me into a long kiss as he drank up some of his own cum. At one point I'm pretty sure we were rocking the entire limo as we were stuck in traffic in the Lincoln tunnel as I fucked my cock deep into his eager throat and let out a mini roar as I unleashed my pent up balls all over his face and hair and then licked him clean. We spilled out of the limo giggling like a bunch of idiots and boarded to plane. We dismissed the stewards and after reaching cruising altitude went about joining the mile high club.