Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:07:19 -0800 (PST) From: Andrew Smith Subject: Nsync meet a redneck vol 2 NSYNC in their Wilderness Adventure Chapter:2 DISCLAIMER I don't have the slightest clue as to the sexual orientation of the characters in this story. It is entirely a figment of my imagination and is not intended to reflect on any celebrities used in this story. For those of you that are NOT of legal age, go do something else. If you do read this, then don't get caught. If you are offended by male/male material, stories written by the unusual, or it is illegal to view such materials in your area due to candy-ass laws or uptight government, you should be typing in a new URL at this time or have a backup window opened like knitting or sports stats, to cover the erotic nature of your reading material. . This is all fiction, so remember this story is not real; please no complaining about dates or locations. Author Notes This is my first story so be sure to help with feedback and any ideas you have that will help me improve this story. You can reach me at archwhitemage@yahoo.com I have read a lot of slash and fan fiction so if you are looking for some, or have some good Internet links email me I found I like NSYNC pairings with original male and female characters because such stories always contain a lot of drama and action packed conflicts. I also consider myself a knowledgeable person in the areas of: anime, hentai, yaio, (member of anime syndicate), fantasy books (Dragon Lance series, authors: Terry Goodkind, Melanie Rawn, Jim Butcher, Tolkien) hand and power tools (suburban redneck HVAC/R Plumbing and Building Construction) I am a member of the Rigid, Porter Cable, Milwaukee, and Dewalt tool clubs. I am an avid outdoor sports fan such as hunting, fishing, backpacking, and camping etc... Some of my close friends consider me a firearms encyclopedia from the knowledge I gained from watching "Tales of the Gun on the History channel" and from surfing websites and forums like: http://www.gunbroker.com http://www.gunamerica.com http://www.auctionarms.com are auction websites like eBay but for firearms and cool stuff. The forums and info reference websites are: http://www.hunting.net http://www.thefiringline.com http://www.chuckhawks.com http://www.greybeards.com Finally on to the story of are unsuspecting group of vocalists and the adventures and hardships they go through when management sends them on a rustic vacation to regroup their lost innocence. This is going to be my fist ever posted slash OMC fan fiction story and reader feedback will be very helpful for me to write the story in new directions and to come up with a fun and exciting dramatic read. So if you have any ideas for situations, characters, settings, conflicts, etc... Don't be afraid to email me or chat with me under my screen name of archblackmage on nifty chat or on only chat system covered by trillion: AIM, MSN, ICQ, IRC, and Yahoo. Last Time: The wheels on the van go round and round, round and round, round and round, "shut up Chris," Joey stated. Try and find something more entering on the radio or in are CD collection. How about KISS Double Platinum, skip to track four for Lance "and they call me Dr. Love they call him Dr. Love", "very funny Chris." "Come on Lance we all know that bass porn voice god gave you is made for phone sex and making women wet", "hell it can even make me randy(JC), Epée cried JC." Why JC I always wondered if you swung both ways, you always reminded me of a little sex kitten with all your feline stretching and constant napes that leave your hair all disheveled in a cute I just had lots of kinky sex sort of way (Justin). Oh track seven God of thunder great bass beat (Joey). KISS kicks ass, Detroit Rock City, yeah that was a great movie I still remember when the kid from Terminator was told to go shake his wee, wee (Chris). Yeah that was funny shit (Joey). Ok we are in the town of the closest hospital now all we have to do is follow the blue H signs. Ok right at the red light, down two blocks and left at the next red light and then we only have to find a place to park and remember guys to put on your disguises so we are not recognized. Hats and sunglasses all around for the entire goofy group, after entering the hospital Lance is thrown into a wheel chair and driven into a waiting area. After the extensive paper work and being surround by patients in much worse condition than oneself Lance was feeling much better about his lump on his head. Joey and Chris spent their time trying to flirt with as many nurses as possible and Justin was busy teasing Josh about needles. Josh almost passed out after a nurse offered to give him a flu shot. The reaction of Josh turning pale white was a reaction that amused the entire group. I wonder where these sissy (meaning technologically), spoiled city boys went off too. All well and good I might as well get some target practice in with my bow. I just picked up a lifetime warranted Parker Diamond Rapture with all the fun gadgets, I also found a great deal on a Dan Wesson model 744 44mag Norwich NY 10in barrel with a mount and rings it was a great compliment to my Dan Wesson 15-2 357mag pistol pack. Along with my bow, 357, and 44 magnums I had three rifles one in .308 win. setup for a sniper, a .204 ruger Ruger #1 falling block, and a CZ .375H&H for the big game. The .308 had an adjustable cheek piece and shoulder stock length. The number 1 falling block had a grey laminated stock and a stainless barrel toped with a long range Zeiss scope. The CZ 550 safari had a small Zeiss scope on it and express sights this firearm also had a laminated stock on it. On the back of my bio-diesel pickup was a trailer with a compact backhoe since the college's construction clubs advisor wanted the cabin's drive way resurfaced, that reason and the fact that driving a backhoe was fun. So I sighted in my bow along with my many firearms. I carry the 357mag openly on my hip for predator defense of the four and two legged variety. Its strange how much nicer people tend to be when they see a large revolver riding your hip. "God made man but Sam Colt made them equal," I like Dan Wesson revolvers since the barrels can be interchanged and they have less moving parts than other comparative brands. So after I finish my target practice I decide to lay down for a nap in the cabin. If thoughts of Goldie locks, and someone's been sleeping in my bed, ideas pop into your mind you know where I am heading. To be Continued. As the group of silly NSYNCer's pull up to the rustic cabin they notice a diesel pickup and compact backhoe sitting on a disconnected trailer. Hey guys what the hell is with all this equipment, I thought we had the cabin to are selves (Joey). I don't know but that mini backhoe is hella cool (Chris). Chris, Joey, Josh, Justin, Lance, creep up towards the cabin to investigate like a bunch of nut cases starring as Scooby Doo detectives (da,da, da,duh,duh, da, creeping music). Chris and the guy's creep quietly into the cabin, yeah right, but are sleeping redneck was sleeping like the dead so the constant whispers and giggling didn't wake the unexpected guest. (Chris),So fellows what do we do when we meet are guest? [Side note kiddies this was written was listening to Pink Floyd the Wall and Love line]. Justin, Josh, Joey, Chris, and Lance walked around the cabin trying to locate the mystery visitor. So guys what do we do if we are recognized as celebrities, remember we are suppose to be incognito not buried in a mountain of fans. We play it cool Josh, and act like normal guys for a change, or at least as normal as Chris can get (wink*). Ok Lance, that sounds like a good plan to me, (Josh). No one is in the kitchen, or the main room, lets check the bedrooms, that's a good idea Curly, why thank you Pofoo, ass, jack children! Sorry Joey came a sarcastic whiny girl scout type reply. Should we kiss and makeup was Justin's reply, which caused Lance to blush a deep shade of crimson along with having his pants fit a tad bit tighter around the crotch. Ok lets do a bed check replied Josh : Josh check, Joey check, Justin check, Chris check, Lance?, Lance "my bed has a lump in it." Ha Ha that's likely the first person in old Lancey-poo's bed for months. Shut it Chris, though I have to agree with you replied Joey. Ah the lump in Lance's bed is moving. Wow Lance I wonder what makes you so special that you get a human bed warmer. Hah hah hah ah ah (Lance's deep bass voice rumbles off the walls of the small rustic cabin). Ever get the feeling that someone was talking about you, well I was involved in a really cool dream which contained a lot of fun things kickass music, swimming in water and enjoying myself with friends, and something new; a green eyed mystery love interest. This green eyed person was somewhat guarded but a witty, fun , smart, intelligent, person that really seemed to be interested in subjects that I had a passion for. I knew this strong willed hero of mine would need some help from me defending themselves. The odd part of my dream was the sex of the person was not defined, but I felt it would turn out to be male, due to the strong protection and the kind of guarded vibes a felt coming off this green eyed hero of mine. The bit of evidence I received was a deep rumple of a laugh that cause my whole body and soul to tingle, that caused One-Eyed-Jack to rise from his slumber (you can use your imagine to what I am referring to (). Guys I just heard a moan and saw some head movement, I believe are guest is finally waking up (Justin). Oh Ah Ah hello, (as I look around I notice five guys looking at me strangely: three of which just so happened to be rather on the sexy side, god it is so hard to be a bi-sexual suburban redneck, and not get caught eyeing up cute guys). So as I look at the three rather cute ones I start to notice one of which had really sexy looking green cat like eyes, that I wouldn't mind waking up to in the morning. HELLO anyone home, hello, sorry I was a little lost in thought for a bit there (Andy). No kidding I though Lance's ugly mug some how blinded you or gave you brain damage. Shut up Chris! (Lance). I happen to find his face and eyes rather sexy, BLUSH shit did I say that out loud. Sorry, I am not usually this blunt butt my mind is a little funny when I first wake up. I guess I should introduce myself and explain what I am doing here during your down time. Greetings fellow silly guys my name is Andy, but you can call me Andy, Andrew, Loko, or SunnyD; I was asked by my college's construction club's advisor who's wife's family owns this cabin to resurface the dirt road and to assist your group to get used to country life, so basically I am like your own little park ranger (. Ok so that explains the mini back hoe and trailer. What do you mean by us needing are own park ranger ( stated Josh and Justin. Well lets see when was the last time you guys had dirt under your fingernails, or had to cook your own meals and had no real plumbing. Oh by the way just because I am a suburban redneck doesn't mean I don't like the internet or technology, it just means I wear a pair of Swiss army knive pliers and have found to many uses for duct tape. Lance smiles at the silly sleepy college student who blurted out his attraction for him to his friends, but who forgot to tell the band of misfits his major of study in college. So can I get an introduction of you sill bunch of pretty boy misfits, I smirk at the guys. The cute green eyed blond one smiles and me and turns a very lovely shade of pink at the lack of manners of his and his fellow band members. I still get a stirring in my loins from the sexy ass deep rumble of his bass voice. The shade of pink also help me picture how steamy he would look after a long session of wild monkey sex. I figured I would lighten the mood and to drop some Pittsburghesse on this overly kept boys. Hey yeans guys I am not trying to be nebby, but I would be greatly thankful if yawl would care to introduce yourselves. The guys looked at me sort of strangely except for Chris who was from PA and came across a few people who spoke with a hint of Pittsburghesse such as downtown,(Congrats to them there Steeler's that opened a can of whoop-ass and won the Super bowl 5 times baby), the strange thing is the infliction from the Burgh got stronger the closer to Pittsburgh and Allegheny county I got. So as Chris stated that I wasn't being nosy and was just curious about what the guys names were and to know a little bit of bio about them. I kept them in the dark that I read slash about them so I knew of the band and some of their bio from fans writing, and other character's that were famous since, I didn't know how they would handle the fact that many people came up with some cool, hot, funny, and sexy stories that included sex scenes starring them and other famous people. The guys might also be creped out by the inter-group relationships, if they were not as open minded as myself and other slash readers. Another flaw I wasn't going to enlighten the boys of NSYNC to was I had a couple of NSYNC CD's in my collection along with a VHS tape of two of there concerts that I watched when my cable was out and by chance learned many of there songs by heart. So when I wasn't banging my head to Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Jackal, Alice Cooper, GWAR, or Bach, Beethoven, Foot-stooping country, Nasty sexual rap, old school, Funk, I would get my groove on to some fast paced pop music. Having three eatable guys in the band also helped. I find it funny at the number of hot twink's Disney produces or promotes. I was such a large NSYNC fan I would not listen to the Back Street Boys though the shirtless water video they made was like gay soft-core porn. I felt the guys needed a jump start with the introductions so I decided to get them going. Ok lets start with you the curly hair one with the baby blue eyes and the puppy dog pout. Justin looked at me shocked look, cleared his voice and got started. Well hello Mr. Pushy my name is Justin, sometimes the guys call me Curly among other things. I like: singing, dancing, applejacks, anything baby blue, basketball, writing music, hanging out with my friends and family, meeting new people who don't put us on a pedestal. Ok the Elfish looking short older one, Chris after waking me on the head started. Ok smartass my name is Chris I am the oldest one in this band of misfits but have been told I act like a child. I have a clothing line and silly sense of humor. I like video games, golf cart races, picking on my friends for fun in a loving way, teasing Lance for being all mature and acting like a old fudy-duddy, at this point I cracked up laughing and Chris and Lance play wrestled on the floor. Aster Chris summated defeat, and caught his breath he said he like pizza and his dog. Next lets move on to the Italian stallion. Joey gave me a large grin and explained his love of dancing, acting, food, flirting with woman etc.. He also explained he was a silly buddy of Chris and acted as playmates. He was also the caring bear of the group who like to give hugs. Ok how about the silver blue eyed fox, Josh looked at me blushed a bit and started with his love of dance, art, music, writing, yoga, etc.. I smiled as I could tell that Josh was one of those people that was likely open minded enough to be bisexual and into tantric sex. Now on to my personal favorite, I smiled at my green eyed sex god and asked him to explain himself to me and just absorbed him into my being. He said Lance was his middle name and his first name was James, which I felt suited him better and would be the name I would moan out in passion hopefully someday. He went on to explain his love of singing but not really formal dancing, he liked the outdoors which is a big plus to me, he like management and business, space, he liked to read and chat on the net with friends. I was not aware of any extra time I spent on James but I had his attention and didn't want to relinquish that power. Chris and Joey shared a look which no one else caught and then James asked about me. I repeated my name was Andrew or Andy. My nicknames are from as follows: A Puerto Rican college friend of mine who lived across the hall from me during my freshman year of college named me LoKo. He said it was because I acted all crazy and ghetto for a redneck white boy. I would answer the phone all ignorant, swear enough that my one ass of a roommate told girls I had Turrets. My other nickname Sunny D was from one of my high school Building Construction teachers that couldn't pronounce my last name. He was call me some Russian name which cause my face to frown until he came up with Sunny D, D being the first letter of my last name which always caused me to smile. I explained to the guys that in my course of Building Construction which covered: carpentry, masonry, and electrical I however was the only student interested in Plumbing so an advisor suggested that I take the BS in HVAC design my college which is Pennsylvania College of Technology http://www.pct.edu . I explained to the guys that the college used to be called WACC for Williamsport Area Community College than got a lot of money since they affiliated with Penn state Main. Some of my teachers was lucky enough to get a tour and told me for a technical college it was pretty kick ass. I explained to the guys that the city of Williamsport is host to the Little League World Series and that Fourth Street in town has more mansions than anywhere else in PA due to all the lumber barons. I left out the part in which I noticed my growing attraction for boys in high school not all boys just some select cute ones with hot abs. I didn't know what a twink was back then, but I consider myself somewhat of an expert now. I had to keep my ogling on the down low since the construction fields other than design and interior design don't really condone homosexual or bi-sexual guys, of course guys are all about the hot lesbian, or bi-sexual woman or butch dikes that can swing a hammer or lay a brick wall. Attention Readers: This is a call to any bored and interested readers for some fun and interesting ideas and story plots. Have a funny situation bouncing around in your head or maybe some dramatic situations or plots that are characters can be put through. It can be as off the wall as some NSYNC members skinny dipping and then running through the woods bare ass naked because some inquisitive black bears were sniffing through their cloths. Drama can include for example hidden crushes, sexually, past rape, crazy ass ex girlfriends hello Britney, anyone who witnessed the car wreck that was Britney's and Kevin Feterline's show would know how straight ass country Britney really is. Now for Lance and the Russian Cosmonaut history any ideas, how about celebrity blackjack, is he really as wholesome as he seems or does he have a hidden wild side, kinky James (? What kind of crazy nonsense can Chris the mature leader wink* and what of his clothing line. How many ladies can Joey hit on in a story, how will he handle female groupie withdrawal (? Is there any romance between Justin and Josh, who else thinks Josh is a bisexual sex kitten? I have added a special anime yaio picture to illustrate the idea of a hot sex kitten on all fours, sexy isn't it. I think Josh is one of those people's who doesn't realize the kind of sexual mojo that they give off. The picture below is of the character of Raistlin in the Dragon Lance Novels, all the Fantasy books and D&D fans know what I am talking about. That picture has the honor of being the background on my home computer. My screen names archblackmage and archwhitemage though Raistlin started off as a red mage which is more neutral until he learned of the power he could harness when he was not held back by the constraints of keeping good and evil in balance comes from my love of the badass character thanks to the author Margaret Weis and with the support of Tracy Hickman helped shape the mage. The anime picture is kind of a tribute to the fact I am a member of an anime syndicate. What is an anime syndicate you may ask, well it is a group or gathering of people who like Japan's anime and watch movies, draw or share manja or anime graphic novels, I was first bomb barded with anime from the anime movies the SCFI channel used to play like D the vampire hunter you just so happens to be the son of Dracula. The record of Lodoss War was also a good anime only that it backtracks a lot, but I like the whole: Elf, wizard, hero, cleric, dwarf thing. So any way the members of the syndicate would meet around once a week unless we had special events. Becoming a member of the local anime syndicate I had a great resource of anime in all its shapes and form including anime porn: hentai straight anime porn though it some time is a little out there with all the demons and tentacles or sex and werewolves. Yaio is the homosexual version of anime usually drawn by woman gravitation is a good example of this; another though American is Joe Phillips and the "House of More Cock" which I am happy to say there is a second volume of the "House of More Cock." If anyone is down with the whole anime gay sex thing let me though and I will pass along my justusboys.com screen name which contains many cool galleries including an extensive anime one. The other galleries are of many twinks and some of myself none of which are naked you cheeky monkey and some of cool music groups maybe I will include some cool fantasy art pictures.