Savage Garden Picture Show

By Chris Engelke

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Chapter 3:


Daniel rushed to Michelle's side when she fainted. As he tried to revive her, he took at look at the new person in the room. Part of him was shocked at the sight, but the majority of him was strangely turned on. Even though he had just had a major orgasm, he felt himself quicky get turned on again. He was soon harder, more turned on than he had ever been before in his life. "Who is that guy?" He asked.

"That is the master...Doctor Darren Hayes." Lee replied.

Daniel looked back at Darren. He had never seen anyone before who looked anything like Darren. His hair was as black as night, a sharp contrast to the color of his face. Daniel had seen people whose faces were very pale, but nothing compared to Darren, whose face was so pale, it was almost pure white. Could Darren not even be human? Darren had black eyeshadow, eyeliner, and lipstick on also.

Daniel really didn't have a problem with all of the makeup Darren wore. What he couldn't fathom was what Darren was wearing. If Lee hadn't told him what Darren's name was, he would have thought he was really a she. Darren was wearing a corset, tiny briefs that barely covered what appeared to be a major endowment, and silk nylons that were held up by garters. The more Daniel stared at Darren, the more he was attracted to this strange creature.

Suddenly, music started. Daniel looked around, hoping to find the source of this incredible music. Darren started to sing. His voice was the most incredible thing that Daniel had ever heard. He was acting like a combination of the biggest Diva and Queen ever.

//Darren: How d'you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down because when you knocked, he thought you were the candy man. Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover. I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania. Let me show you around. Maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

Daniel: I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry.

Michelle: Right.

Daniel: We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry.

Darren: Well you got in an accident? Well, how `bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night it'll all seem all right. I'll get you a satanic mechanic. I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania. Why don't you stay for the night? (Night) Or maybe a bite? (Bite) I could show you my favorite obsession. I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan. And he's good for relieving my... ...tension I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania. HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite) Sweet transvestite From Transsexual, Transylvania.

So - come up to the lab, And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation. But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles) But not the symptom.//

When the song was finished, Darren seductively walked over to Daniel and Michelle. "And who might the two of you be?"

Daniel replied, "I'm Daniel Jones and this is my fiancee...uh..." Daniel was having a hard time trying to remember Michelle's name. After stumbling for awhile, Michelle angrily added, "Michelle! My name is Michelle!!"

"It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Darren Stanley Hayes." He shook Michelle's hand first, then Daniel's. He let the handshake last longer with Daniel, eventually just holding his hand.

Daniel stared again at Darren. This time, it did not go unnoticed, as Michelle saw the look of total lust in Daniel's eyes. She had always thought that Daniel loved her, but she had never been the recipient of such a lustful gaze.

Daniel finally regained control of his emotions. "I still want to know what's going on! All we wanted to do was to use your Goddamn phone to call for a fucking tow truck!"

Darren looked at Daniel fiercely, then slapped his face hard. The slap was hard enough to make Daniel's mouth bleed slightly. "Do not use language like that!"

Daniel meekly replied, "I'm sorry."

"That't better." Darren responded. "The reason you are here is simple. I am unveiling my latest creation and my faithful handyman Lee felt you two should witness the unveiling also."

"Creation? What did you build?" Daniel asked.

"I'll show you what I built. Lee...Chris...start the machines!" Darren ordered. Lee and Chris pushed switches, buttons, and levers. Smoke was coming out of the machines and the lights were flickering. Eventually, all of the lights went out except for one that hovered right above a casket.

"That's a casket!" Michelle shrieked. "You're bringing the dead back to life?"

"No, love. He was never dead, but soon he'll finally be alive." Darren replied.

The coffin suddenly opened. Inside was a figure completely covered in bandages. Michelle and Daniel were stunned by the sight. Darren looked at his creating with heavy antici....................pation. Lee looked amazed and proud.

Chris had a lustful look in his eyes. He hoped Darren's creating was attractive. He needed a new person to fuck. If truth be told, Chris was a total slut. He would fuck almost anything that remotely was close to being a human male.

The floor of the coffin slowly rose. Darren was too excited to cut the bandages, so he had Lee and Chris do it. Once the creature's face was revealed, Darren smiled brightly.