Charming the Halliwells

All rights to the Halliwells and Charmed go to The Wb and Aaron Spelling.

This is a spin-off of his creation, of which we're all thankful for. Please

Do not plagiarize or anything. LOVE YA




"I'm sure it was my brother." I frowned.

"Honey, we can't be sure of anything." Wyatt said, "You heard one voice."

"Don't you think it's a little strange that I heard one voice through a sea of them?" I asked.

"I think it's a trap." Chris frowned, "We'd be walking right into it."

"I gotta agree with Chris." Warren shrugged, "What if it's exactly like Chris said."

"What if it isn't?" Bianca asked.

"You're just siding with him because you're mad at me." Chris sneered.

"Wrong." Bianca, "I'm siding with Drake because he's trying to do the right thing. It being the opposite of you is just an added bonus."

"I'm on both sides." Melinda said, "What if it's a trap, but it's still Caleb."

"His new wife and baby are missing." I frowned, "Two guesses where they are."

"With him." Warren said.

"We have to try and do something." Bianca said quickly.

"I wish Mom and our aunts were here." Wyatt said, "They'd know what to do."

"Other me has Caleb under some mind trick...We need to take him out before he gets to Brian." I frowned.

"Agreed. The Forsaken is the worst thing that could happen." Chris said.

"What if we take out the things that make Dark Drake different: His memories?" Warren suggested.

"That...could work." Chris said, "It could buy us time."

"I don't know." I said.

"All we need is a mind-wiping spell." Wyatt said.

I nodded and scribbled something down quickly, then waddled over to Chris and Wyatt.

"Memories lost
Memories Gained
Take away this grizzly pain
Undo the memories that were done
Make him possibly more fun." I chanted.

"Well that didn't anything." Wyatt smiled.

Suddenly, Dark Drake appeared before us and held his hand out for the book. It flew through the air, but repelled away from him.

"Somebody stop him!" I shouted, "Oh."

"Oh?" Wyatt asked.

"Ouch." I said, falling to the ground at the same time as everyone else.


Chapter 85: It's Out


"Hey. Wake up." A tall, blonde man said, helping me up.

I stood as the man I was laying next to rose to his feet too. He was shorter than the blonde with brunette hair. They were cute. I looked around the room at the tall, dark man standing not too far from us. He had long hair and smirked mischievously at me. A latino-looking woman with long brown hair stood by a playpen with a boy with brunette hair. Another brunette girl stood next to the bookstand by a rather large book. I looked down a couple of feet away and noticed someone had my face. I was shocked. I immediately began trying to find a reasonable explanation for all this and for the doppelganger. My stress was added to when I finally looked down and saw the reason I was so fat...I was pregnant! I checked my chest for breast and was troubled when I didn't find any.

"Holy crap, that guy's pregnant!" The tall, dark man said, pointing at my stomach.

"What's going on?" The tall blonde asked.

"I don't...remember." The shorter brunette said.

"Who are you guys?" The brunette girl by the book asked.

"You don't know who you are?" I asked, "Neither do I."

"Let's be smart about this." The tall, dark man said.

"Identification. Everyone check." I said.

We all checked.

"Wyatt Matthew Halliwell." Wyatt read.

"Christopher Perry Halliwell." Chris read.

"Bianca Halliwell." Bianca said.

"Drake Halliwell." I said, "What about him?"

"He should have awoken by now." Chris said.

"Warren Halliwell...anyone else sensing a theme?" Warren asked.

"I don't have any identification." The brunette by the book said. She pulled a list from her pocket, "It says Piper's list...I must be Piper. And some guy named Dean's number."

"So...what?" I asked, "And has anyone else noticed that I'm about...oh, ten months pregnant." I asked.

"Oh gosh, I thought you were just fat." Bianca shrugged.

"You must be the bitchy one of us." I said, "What are we?"

"A club?" Warren asked.

"A family." Wyatt said.

"You must be my husband." Bianca said to Wyatt, "I mean, I woke up by you."

"And I must be...we...ummm..." Chris said.

"Yeah. Would explain why I'm pregnant." I shrugged.

"Dude, you two are so gay." Wyatt smirked.

"Do you have a problem with that?" I asked.

"Nope." Wyatt chortled.

"So...This book." Melinda said turning the pages, "It's got mythical creatures in it."

Wyatt walked over, "Mythical isn't the word! Leprechauns? Really?" he scoffed.

I pointed to my belly, "Would make a lot of sense." I said.

"We need to figure out what's going on." Chris said, "We need to study the book."

"I'm going downstairs. I don't feel too good." I frowned, waddling away.

"Anybody else kinda freaked out by the pregnant guy?" Bianca asked.


I was shocked and very disillusioned. Not to mention nauseous and achy. I felt like a giant water balloon. And since when did shelves get so high? I was reaching when a hand reached up and grabbed saltines and handed up to me.

"Thank you, Christopher." I smiled.

"I think you can call me Chris." He said, flashing his wedding ring.

"Yeah. That's not awkward at all." I frowned, "Has my twin woken up?"

"No, he's out cold." Chris frowned, "You don't...I mean...remember the baby? Is that our baby upstairs?"

"The kid in the playpen?" I asked, "I don't know. He feels...familiar."

"I think he's mine." Chris said.

"Oh." I said, "Oh! So, mine too? But...he doesn't look anything like me."

"He looks like me." Chris said.

"I feel fat. And I'm craving crackers, pickles and mint ice cream." I said quickly.

"Ummm, yeah, I'll look." Chris said, walking over to the fridge and looking inside.

"I'm bloated. And I'm pregnant and I'm a guy." I frowned, "This isn''s impossible, right?"

"Apparently not. You look fine." Chris smiled.

"So, this kid is ours." I said, "I buy the rest of you as relatives, but I'm not exactly...I'm..."

"Black?" Chris asked.

"Yeah, that!" I said playfully punching him, "Hey it's kicking."

Chris put his hand to my stomach, "Wow. That's...awesome. And kind of weird." He smiled.

"Definitely weird." I smiled.

There was the sound of crashing and we both looked away.

"Stay here." Chris said, bounding away.

I waddled behind him and up to the attic. When I reached the attic, I was shocked to see energy blasting here and there! And fire! And bodies disintegrating! I stood, wide-eyed, watching the fight! Wyatt raised his hand and threw a very leathery guy into an old mirror, causing him to blast to pieces. Piper lifted her arms and the man disappeared in shining orbs and reappeared on the ceiling! The other me had arisen and was standing in the corner. He looked to be dazed and I waddled over to him. He seemed shocked and looked at me with wide eyes.

"We have to help them!" I said quickly.

"You're serious?" He asked.

A man appeared behind Chris and before I could move, my twin waved his arms and flung the man away from him.

"So, you know what's going on?" I asked.

"What do you mean?"

"You remember who you are...who we are..." I asked.

My twin looked at me oddly.

"We have to stop this!" I frowned.

"Stop." He shouted and the men stopped.


"This spell was cast, unmake it last, I call to thee, so mote it be." He said.

Suddenly, sparks flew everywhere and knocked us all off our feet! I felt a lifetime of memories shoot through my brain but I remembered everything.

"Holy cats." Wyatt frowned.

I think we all remembered everything. As we were thinking, Dark Drake and the demons shimmered out.


Brian handed over the Summers Book of Shadows to Dark Drake. Caleb and his bride stood with their child a few feet away.

"Their distraction was much needed." Drake said.

"Yes." Brian said, "What do we do know, brother?"

"Only one book left..." Caleb said.

"Our plan is working." Caleb's wife smiled.

"One to go." Dark Drake smirked.


Melinda stood in the kitchen, mixing something in a pot. Dean walked into the kitchen and Melinda turned to him surprised.

"What are you doing here?" Melinda asked.

"I thought you called me." Dean said, "You said to come here."

"No, I didn't." Melinda said, "And you've got to leave. Now!"

"No, I think he should stay." I said, waddling into the room.

"Drake." They both said.

"Dean was just here to..." Melinda began.

" offer you a tv show." Dean smirked.

"That's a lie."

"He came to check on you." Melinda said.

"Another lie." I smiled angrily.

"What is it that you want us to say?" Dean asked.

"I know. I know you two have been dating behind my back." I said calmly.

"How?" Dean asked.

"Your number was in Melinda's pocket." I said.

"What?! Do you do her laundry?" Dean asked.

"I can't believe you would do this to me." I frowned.

"Do this to you? I like Dean and he's...I think I'm in love with him."

"After what he did to me?" I asked.

"I fought for you." Dean frowned.

"Stop it! I'm emotional and irrational but I'm not stupid!" I raged, "I would expect this from you, Dean, but Melinda, I would have never guessed..."

"We didn't do this to hurt you."

"But you did anyway." I frowned. I turned to leave.

"Wait, please..."

I kept walking out of the room.


Wyatt and Bianca sat opposite each other. They were both buried deep in thought. There was a tension that was there because of what had transpired earlier. As much of it was about them thinking they were married to one another, it was more about Chris and Drake. They'd gravitated to one another even when they had no memories and Drake was pregnant with Wyatt's little girl.

"We can't let them...that happen." Bianca said.

Wyatt nodded, "I'm not much for scheming, but I want to keep my husband." He said.

"How do we do that?" Bianca asked, "They gravitate towards each other."

"We need to create some distance between them." Wyatt said.

"Drive a wedge between them?" Bianca asked, "The stakes are too high now."

"We need to move life forward."

"I think I have an idea." Bianca said slowly.

Outside the door, Warren stood, pressed against the door.

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Coming up on Charming the Halliwells...

"I'm fat. I'm fat and I'll be fat after this baby is out of me." Drake frowned.

"Lemme get this straight, You're Matthew...from the future?" Chris asked.

Wyatt orbed Excalibur from the stone and brandished it into the air, "This is going to kick ass."

"It's getting down to the wire, guys..."

An explosion rocked Dark Drake off his feet as another explosion sends Chris flying!

"I have something to tell you about Wyatt and Bianca." Warren said seriously.

"Stay away from me and my baby." Drake said angrily.

Just as Drake was about to say something, Bianca spots a car speeding right at him.

"He's dead." The doctor says as the doors of the hospital closes.