Date: Sun, 8 Mar 2009 01:19:15 -0800 (PST) From: Joe Joeson Subject: Erotic Gay Battle Of The Network Stars preface All right guys! Formalities first: All the standard disclaimer stuff. This is adult material. If you're not of age don't read it. I own no rights to anything. I'm not trying insinuate anything about any of the celebrities mentioned here. These are all purely my fantasies and not at all a reflection on the actual people. Second: I'm trying to go balls-to-the-wall with this. I've created a Yahoo group about this series ( http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EroticGayBattleOfTheNetworkStars ). Here you'll find polls, actor pics, and a message board. I LOVE feedback and will try my best to integrate any feedback into future chapters of the stories. Also feel free to e-mail me at r ltywre@yahoo.com. Remember the more feedback you guys give the better I'll be able to give you what you want. Third: Enjoy! It was late, maybe two or three in the morning on a Saturday night but I wasn't tired. There was nothing on TV. No one online to talk to. I'd seen every movie I owned three or four times. So what was a boy to do other than... head to the internet and find all the free porn there was. Well in the process of downloading any and every byte of homosexual erotica that could fit on a computer, a file turned up. A file that made me question if I had any grasp of reality. It was titled "3r0tiC gay TE@sE." God only knows why I opened it. I was sure it was some sort of virus but it was the opposite. It was the best damn file of my life. The player popped open and on the screen was a fairly simple green background. Standing on the screen was one of the most handsome men that ever lived. He looked like he could be some sort of Roman sculpture come to life. High cheek bones, nice strong jawline, the most brilliant emerald eyes, with short blonde hair and lips that look like they were just made for sucking cock. He wore a plain white T-shirt that showcased his build. He wasn't ripped but you could see he had nice firm pecs and toned arms as his muscles gently pressed against the fabric. His jeans on the other hand... mmm those were like two sizes too tight. He had to have the cutest pair of bowlegs but it was hard to notice, especially with the very sizeable bulge in those jeans. Damn, this man was definitely a tease. "Hi," He said as a coy little smile lit up his face. "I'm the CW's Jensen Ackles." "And I'm CBS's Shemar Moore." At that moment Shemar Moore stepped out and DAMN that man was just sex on two legs. His face was beyond description. He miraculously managed to be both incredibly pretty and unquestionably manly at the same time. His eyes smolders and his body effortlessly walked that fine line between Adonis and steroid laden jock. Like Jensen's torso, it too was covered by a white cotton shirt but the shirt was stretched so thin across Shemar's light chocolate skin that there wasn't much of a point in it existing. Shemar proceeded to join Jensen in the center of the screen much to the delight of Jensen. The blond turned and wrapped his arms around Shemar's waist. And as he turned there was a glimpse, just the slightest glimpse, of what might be the FINEST ass I ever did see. It was the perfect bubble butt, high and tight, if you threw a quarter at it the coin would probably bounce back a good two feet. My mouth just watered at the sight of those two. "We're here to invite you to a website like no other." Shemar continued. As he spoke Jensen playfully nuzzled the larger man's neck, with a not so subtle friskiness. Shemar's hand slid around to rest on Jensen's gorgeous ass and he let out a chuckle as he turned to face him. "You're being naughty." "Not nearly as naughty as I'm going to be during Erotic Gay Battle Of The Network Stars." Jensen cooed while his hand crept up Shemar's shirt. He paused for a moment feathering Shemar's neck with tiny kisses and nibbling his ear a bit. Shemar was clearly enjoying it. Besides from the look of absolute pleasure that was washing over Shemar's face there was the unapologetic bulge growing in his pants. Jensen slipped his lips off Shemar's ear but continued to pet the hunk. "Sixty of the hottest horniest and most competitive men on television, each one of us willing to do God knows what to prove that we're the manliest, sexiest, greatest hearthrob in the bunch, pent up in one house, asked to compete in homoerotic challenges..." As Jensen spoke he peeled that silly white shirt up and off of Shemar's body, revealing his delectable caramel chest. "Knowing our lives in the game depend on displaying our sexual prowess. Filmed twenty-four seven..." Shemar grinned an adorable smile. He moved one of his hands to Jensen's face, gently caressing his cheek before tilting his head up and ever so slowly leaning in to steal a kiss that should've lasted forever but seemed like it was only a second long. "I know, Babyboy. I'm gonna be there too. Remember?" "Oh are you?" Dean said with a little smirk, his fingers now ever so lightly playing with Shemar's nipples. Meanwhile it would seem that Shemar's hands could keep still either. They dipped down into Jensen's jeans and slid down over that sweet, sweet ass. "You don't wear underwear." "You don't wear shirts." "Well I used to, until I met you." "Remind me to fuck you so hard when we're in that house." Jensen cooed, his eye locking with Shemar's. Their eyes burned with lust as Shemar whispered. "Why wait?" He swung Jensen around so the boys back was to the camera and with one strong tug those jeans came off revealing the immaculate ass... That's about when I came all over myself. Unfortunately that's also when the picture changed. It was a man in a suit, with his back to the camera. His brown hair was slicked back and he stood on some sort of balcony overlooking a gorgeous mansion. He spun around and I immediately recognized his all American smile. "Hi, I'm Falcon Studios' Roman Heart and I'll be your host for the first season of Erotic Gay Battle Of The Network Star. What we are about to witness will surely be one of the most elaborate, arousing, and enticing fantasies ever recorded. It is bounded to contain loads of adult material so if you're underage no watching (or reading). If you're old enough to ride this ride however strap yourself in because this is going to be the best damn reality show ever recorded. Contestants will compete in series of sexual challenges. The contestants will start on teams and then it'll turn into an individual competition. Every week some of the celebs will be eliminated and the competition will go on until the number one Erotic Gay Heartthrob is declared. The challenges can range from having suggestive undertone to being straight up man on man (on man on man...) action. Enjoy ladies and gentlemen because this season's teams are: ABC: Dave Annable, Luke Macfarlane, James Denton, Charles Carver, Eric Dane, Chris Lowell, Taye Digs, Naveen Andrews, Jeremy Davies, Josh Holloway, CBS: Danny Pino, Shemar Moore, George Eads, Eric Szmanda, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper, Neil Patrick Harris, Michael Weatherly FOX: David Boreanaz, Ryan Seacrest, Jesse Spencer, Kal Penn, Brendan Hines, Wentworth Miller, Dominic Purcell, Amaury Nolasco, Thomas Dekker, Brian Austin Greene NBC: Ryan McPartlin, John Stamos, Scott Porter, Gaius Charles, Taylor Kitsch, Milo Ventimiglia, Mikey Day, Chris Egan, Justin Bruening, Christopher Meloni CW: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Micha Collins, Tom Welling, Justin Hartley, Chase Crawford, Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty, Kellan Lutz, Bret Harrison Cable: Michael Trucco, Joe Flanigan, Mario Lopez, John Cena, Drew Fuller, Jessie Pavelka, John Barrowman, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Ryan Kwanten, Adrian Grenier" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EroticGayBattleOfTheNetworkStars and rltywre@yahoo.com. Vote in polls, Suggest challenges, tell me who to keep and who to cut loose and in general what you want to see. I love feedback and the squeaky wheel gets the smut ;)