Date: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:21:51 +0000 From: Chris Salter Subject: How I Met Jake: Chapter 30 If you're under the legal age in your area, the notion of homosexuality offends or it's against the law to view such things, leave now. Disclaimer: I don't claim to know Jake Gyllenhaal, not his sexuality or relationship status. This work is entirely fiction, nothing more, nothing less. Chapter 30: "Shouldn't you be getting up?" Jake whispered as he held Chris close to his body. Breaking slightly loose from Jakes grip, Chris turned around to look him in the eye. Shooting his lover a coy smile, he replied, "Not today, I'm taking the day off." Leaning in to kiss Jake quickly, Chris explained, "I want to spend the whole day with you." Moving his free hand up Chris' chest, Jake gently grasped his head and kissed him once more. "My last whole day of seeing you for a while, and you want to stay here with me?" He then blushed, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world." "Oh I think I've already got that position covered," Chris whispered. "I already have the best boyfriend in the world." "Because I'm rich and famous?" Jake joked. Chris rolled his eyes, "I don't care about any of that. You know I don't." Rubbing his hand gently down Jakes chest, he lightly caressed the nipple. "You're sweet, you're caring, you're lovable, and to top it all off, you're the cutest person I've ever met." "Aww." Jake whispered. After pulling Chris on top of him, he enquired, "Did you have fun in San Diego?" "It was a long day." Chris moaned as he continued to straddle Jakes muscular torso, "A guy down there kind of has a crush on me" he admitted. Jakes eyes widened. "What did you say?" "I have a boyfriend that I love more than anything in the world." Chris replied proudly as he tried to gauge Jakes reaction. "He was kinda let down, but he wants to catch up." "Are you going to?" Jake asked. Chris shrugged, "He seems like a nice guy, but really, the only guy I'm here for is you." "That's good....." Jake whispered as he pushed Chris over onto his back. Pinning him down, Jake passionately kissed him before allowing his tongue to explore Chris' jaw line. Feeling the familiar stirring in his pants, Chris surrendered to Jakes seduction. "Oh my god that tickles!" Chris yelped as Jake began to lightly kiss his way down his neck and clavicle. "Mhrmmm" Jake groaned as he continued to kiss his way down Chris' chest. Kissing his way down the trail of hair in front of him, Jake slid his fingers under the waistband of Chris' pajama bottoms and quickly pulled them over Chris' throbbing erection. Ripping off his own shorts in the process, Jake grabbed Chris' member and engulfed the head, causing Chris to groan loudly. "Oh yeah," Chris moaned as he looked down at Jake, who was staring back at him with his mouth full. The sight was one of the hottest things he had ever seen. Becoming even more turned; Chris giggled like a schoolgirl. With his mouth still full, Jake smiled cheekily and pulled off his lover's penis. "What's so funny?" He asked shyly. "Nothing. It's just adorable and hot seeing you like that." Jake continued to smirk, "Well I'd better get back to it." He then dived back onto Chris' member for several minutes longer before he pulled off again and scooted up the bed. "Whatchya doing?" Chris whispered before Jake kissed him quickly. Pulling the drawer open, Jake fished out the small bottle he was looking for. Holding it out for Chris to see, Jake asked shyly, "Can I?" Chris stared at Jake lovingly. "Of course." Scooting over towards Jake, Chris kissed his knee before resting his head back on the pillow. Flipping the cap of the bottle, Jake squirted a small amount of the lubricant on his hand before gently tracing his fingers down Chris' chest, around his cock and towards his rear end. As Jake prepared his sphincter for the assault, Chris shoved both his hands behind Jakes head, dragging him down into a passionate embrace. "I think I'm ready." Chris whispered in Jakes ear. "You always are," Jake commented as he grabbed Chris' legs and spread them further apart. Kissing Chris once more, Jake then relocated himself so the tip of his penis over Chris' hole. Chris squirmed as the penis began to slowly enter his body. Pausing briefly to allow him to adjust, Jake then continued to push in slower until he was all the way inside. Seeing Chris still grimacing, Jake whispered, "Are you okay?" "I think so," Chris continued, "Don't stop, just go slow." He then reassuringly placed his hand on Jakes chest. Jake paused and continued to look into Chris' eyes, "I don't want to hurt you." Trying to get Jake to continue, Chris wrapped his legs around Jakes waist, "I'll be fine, just keep going." He then brought his lips to meet Jakes. Slowly but surely Jake began to pull out of the tight cavity before slowly pushing back inside. Grunting with slight pain, Chris tried to mask the feeling by attempting to kiss Jake. Jake on the other hand, was not buying a word of it, "What's wrong?" "I don't know," Chris replied shyly. "I'll stop," Jake whispered as he slowly pulled out of Chris. "I don't want to hurt you." Sighing from the sudden relief, Chris rolled over onto Jakes sweaty body, "I'm sorry Jake." "It's not your fault." Jake replied with a shy smile, "I never want to hurt you." He then looked down at his crotch, "I guess he's gone away." Chris smiled and gently stroked Jakes limp penis, hoping to get it to arise once more. "I guess he doesn't want to come back out to play." "Are you sure you're okay honey?" Jake asked once again. Dragging Chris up onto his body, he kissed him on the cheek. "I think so," Chris replied nervously. Part of him was unsure why it hurt so much, but he didn't want to scare Jake off. "I think I'm just coming down with something, that's all." Jake allowed Chris to retake his position leaning on Jakes shoulder before whispering, "Well we can't stay in bed all day, so what do you want to do?" Thinking for a moment, Chris finally came up with an idea, "I suppose we could call Terry and Will, steal the baby for a few hours." **** *********** ***************************************************** Pulling up in the driveway outside the house, Chris switched off the engine and looked in the rear vision mirror. As they had come from Chris' garage, no one knew Jake was also in the car. Unbuckling his seatbelt, Jake pushed the door open and followed Chris towards the front door. "I love this house," Chris whispered as he pressed the doorbell. Jake smiled and looked over at Chris, "It is nice, very homely." Suddenly the door opened wide, revealing Will dressed in a dark grey suit with a white and baby blue checked shirt. "Hey guys, come on in." Allowing Jake to enter the house first, Chris waited for the door to close before grasping Jakes hand. "I hope you don't mind us with the late offer." Jake smiled, "It was kinda a last minute thing." "No, it's fine guys." Will replied. "It's given the sitter a day off." He then indicated for the boys to head into the next room. "She's sleeping at the moment, but come on through." Stepping through the archway into the kitchen, Chris squinted as the morning light reflected off the shiny wooden floor. He then led Jake into the kitchen. "You guys are still infatuated with each other?" Will asked as he watched Chris drag Jake close to his body. Jake blushed and surrendered to Chris' touch. "I guess we are." "I hope you don't mind." Chris whispered, trying not to wake the baby up. Grabbing his keys, Will smirked, "I'm not complaining, it's absolutely adorable." After looking at his watch, he quickly announced, "Sorry, I should get going. Terry will be back around 3, so stick around if you want." "Have a good day!" Chris replied as Will exited the room. Once they were alone, Jake leaned against the kitchen bench and pulled Chris into his arms. Kissing him lightly, he smiled playfully, "So we're parents for the day?" Smiling proudly, Chris whispered, "Looks like it. Do you want to go check on her with me?" Jake nodded, "Sure." Following Chris around the house to nursery, Jake wrapped his arms around Chris' waist and waited for Chris to open the door. Waddling in tandem with Jake, Chris moved towards the crib, spotting Lila waking up, he inched closer and leaned his arms on the side of the crib. "She's so precious." He whispered. Kissing the nape of Chris' neck, Jake squeezed him tighter before letting him break free. "You really would be a good father." He whispered, not wanting to disturb Lila too much. "Aww thanks!" Chris replied as he gently placed his hands under Lila's armpits and lifted her out of the crib. Snuggling her gently into his neck, he continued, "Someday, hopefully..." Jake replied by smiling and running his hand over the small of Chris' back. Noticing the toddler starting to cry, he moved his mouth closer to Chris' ear and whispered, "I think she's hungry." "I think you're right," Chris replied. Shifting Lila in his arms so he could look at her face, Chris put on a baby voice and asked the toddler, "Is Uncle Jake right? Are you hungry?" He then turned slightly and looked at Jake, "I think she is. Come on, we'll find some food for her. Following Chris back out into the kitchen, Jake watched as Chris sat Lila into the highchair. "I'll see what they have for her," he replied as he headed to the large stainless steel refrigerator. In the meantime, Chris headed over to the dining table and grabbed an extra chair for him to sit on while Jake fed the toddler. As he headed back, he enquired, "So what did you find?" "I'm not sure," Jake responded as he closed the refrigerator door. "Some kind of.......baby...mush... stuff." Peeling back the protective cover, he looked at it before looking around the kitchen distantly. "Where are the spoons?" Watching his boyfriend hovering around the kitchen, Chris hollered, "Try the top drawer, I think I remember seeing them there once." "Gotcha," Jake replied as he pulled the drawer open and grabbed a small spoon. Walking back to the highchair, he gently placed the small dish on the table and took his seat next to Chris. Chris smirked and gently placed his hand on Jakes knee, "You do it, I think you've had more experience." Grabbing a small spoonful of the nondescript food, Jake held it up to Lila, who promptly inhaled the food. "Whatever it is, she likes it." After the couple had finished feeding the baby, Jake gently picked her up and held her close to him. "I think I might take her outside, play with her on the grass." He replied as he looked out into the sunlit backyard. "Okay, I'll be out in a minute." Chris whispered as he gently kissed Jake on the lips, in a loud and wet kiss. After parting lips, Chris watched as Jake stumbled his way out into the backyard before turning his attention to cleaning up the soiled dishes. Once rinsed, Chris placed them in the dishwasher before turning his attention to wiping down the highchair. He then replaced the dining chairs and made his way out into the backyard. "That's so cute," Chris whispered to himself as he slid the glass door open. In front of him was an absolutely adorable sight of Jake, lying on his back, barefoot with his arms stretched out holding Lila high above his head. Spotting Chris approaching him, Jake quickly brought Lila down onto his chest and looked over at him, "It's about time you came out here, we were getting lonely." "We?" Chris asked as he lowered himself down onto the warm grass. "Or was it just you?" Jake smiled playfully at his man, "Well, maybe one of us was more lonely than the other." Sitting up, Jake carefully allowed Lila to crawl around on the grass while he briefly kissed Chris. Chris surrendered to this kiss while keeping one eye on the toddler. Noticing she was beginning to crawl a little too far for his liking, he crawled after her and brought her back to Jakes lap. "You're a little explorer, aren't you?" "I think she is," Jake laughed. Looking over at Chris again, he asked, "What are you doing tonight?" "Well," Chris replied. "I have that appointment, after that, I'm all yours." Jake smiled and teased, "I thought you already were." "You know what I mean." Chris responded as he rolled his eyes at Jake. "I know," Jake whispered. "What about a movie night?" Leaning over to kiss Jake again, Chris whispered in return, "I think I could handle that." ***** ***************** ************************************************* "Fuck it to hell," Chris muttered as he finally got in the elevator. He always hated going to the Doctor. They never ran on time, and the sound of screaming kids and coughing people went straight to his head. Finally, the door closed and he pressed the level he required to get to his car. Several moments later, the doors finally slid open revealing the strangely lit basement. Making his way through the blueish light, he walked past several rows of cars, finally reaching his own. Jumping behind the wheel, Chris plugged in his iPod and started the engine. Reaching around in his pocket, he pulled his phone out of his pocket and dialed his home number. After several moments, the line finally connected. "Hello?" Chris smiled as noticed how comfortable Jake was answering his landline. Realizing he still hadn't replied to Jake, he spoke up, "It's me, I just got out of the appointment. Do you want to order the pizza, I will pick it up on my way home." "Sure, did you find out what was wrong?" "They think it's just a stomach flu thing, nothing that bad I guess." Chris responded as he watched another car indicating to pull into his parking spot. "Do you want me to cancel the Toronto trip? I can look after you if you want." Chris beamed as Jakes response. "I think I'll be fine, you need to go and actually work for once." As the car behind him inched its way forward, Chris rolled his eyes, "I better go, the bitch behind wants to jump into my grave." "Okay, drive safe. I love you." "Love you too," Chris replied as before ending the call and throwing the phone onto the passenger seat. Pulling the selector into reverse, he accelerated quickly before slamming his foot on the brakes. Smirking at the look on the woman's face behind, Chris the selected Drive and made his way out of the parking lot. Only taking about 20 minutes to get to the end of his street, Chris pulled up in the parking spot outside Celeste's; he switched off the engine and jumped out. Locking doors, he then waddled his way indoors and approached the kitchen area. "Hey Chris, how's it going?" Selena chirped as she placed a small box on the counter. Chris smiled, "I guess I'm okay, bit sad though." Disappearing into the kitchen briefly, Selena returned with three pizza boxes and handed them over to Chris, "Why, what's wrong?" "Nothing really concerning," Chris responded. "Work is getting to me, Jake leaves tomorrow and to top it all off, I think I'm coming down with something." After grabbing the boxes and holding them front of his stomach, he continued, "Well I guess I will see you later then." Selena smiled wryly. "I hope you feel better soon. Let me know if you're free this weekend." "Will do," Chris replied as he turned to head back out the door. He then made his way back to the car pulled the door open. Jumping behind the wheel, he placed the boxes on the passenger seat and buckled his seatbelt. Staring the engine, he pulled out of the parking spot, made a quick U-turn and drove back towards his building. As he navigated his way through the parking lot, Chris smiled as he saw Jakes SUV once again parked in the usual parking spot. However, seeing the small suitcase on the backseat caused him to sigh loudly. "I really wish I was going with you," He muttered to himself as he grabbed the boxes and slid out of the seat. Locking the doors, Chris waddled his way back up the staircase towards his apartment. Unwilling to risk dropping the boxes while fiddling with the lock, he promptly used his fist and banged loudly on the door. A few seconds later, the door flung open with Jake standing there in a black t-shirt and dark blue jeans. Obviously, he had showered since Chris left for the doctors. "Do you need a hand with those?" He asked as he continued to hold the door open. "I'm not a cripple just yet," Chris jokingly snapped. As he waddled past Jake, he kissed him quickly on the cheek before venturing further into the apartment. "It's about damn time!" Sarah shouted as she saw Chris bearing food. Sticking his tongue out at the small group hovering around on the floor in front of the coffee table, Chris placed the boxes on the surface before apologizing, "Sorry, the doctor took ages. They decided to jab and stab me." He then rolled up his sleeve to reveal the location of the puncture. "What do you think it is?" Josh asked as he began to lift the lid of the pizza box. Watching Jake swan back over to the couch and sit down, Chris made his way behind Jake and gently ran his fingers through the short hair. "Not one hundred percent sure, but I will find out in a few days I guess." He then headed towards the bedroom, "I'll be back in a minute, I don't want to give you all germs." "Sure," Jake responded as he tried to fix the top of his hair. Heading into the bathroom, Chris quickly pulled off his clothing, leaving him dressed only in his shorts. Throwing the soiled clothes into the laundry basket, he then padded his way into the wardrobe and pulled on another long sleeve shirt and another pair of semi- destroyed jeans. After switching the lights back off, he padded out of the bedroom and back towards the couch. "Hurry up, we haven't got all night." Ben groaned as he watched Chris take a seat on the couch. Immediately making himself in Jakes arms, Chris stuck his tongue out again. "I'm here now, aren't I?" "Yeah, so lay off him." Jake defended, "It's not his fault he's a sloth." "Fuck you too." Chris glared. Looking at the rest of the group, he asked, "What the hell are we watching anyway?" Handing the bowl of popcorn back to the boys, Sarah replied, "Bride & Prejudice...." Chris smirked, "Fun! I love that movie." In unison, all the guests on the floor replied, "We know!" Megan then leaned over and grabbed the remote, switching to the DVD channel; she then pressed play before throwing the remotes back on the table. "I think they're ganging up on me..." Chris whispered to Jake. Pulling Chris closer to his face, Jake kissed him, grabbed a small handful of popcorn, and threw it down his throat, saving one piece, which he in turn held it out for Chris to bite. "Just means I have to hug you and protect you more." ---31 soon--- Well there you go, no cliffhanger! As you can tell, I'm back from exile. The first thing I did was went and bought a new router, I couldn't handle being away from my guys! Sorry it took a little longer to put this up, I got engrossed in writing Chapter 33, plus study, plus sorting shit out with the insurance company. I love hearing from y'all, whether its via email chezmoi_ou_cheztoi@msn.com or on the group http://groups.msn.com/HowIMetJakeCafe You guys are so caring and thoughtful! I love you all, and wuv some others! I should be back to normal soon, I have next week off class, so I can sort shit out then! Thanks guys, love you all! Chris