by: Angel & Will
Featuring: Charmed's Leo
Wyatt (Brian Krause) & Chris Wyatt (Drew Fuller)
(as well as: Piper, Paige, Phoebe,
Wyatt, Cole, Penny, Patty)
None of this is true. These are fictional characters. I do not
own these people/characters and certainly do not make them do the
things I write about.By reading this, you relinquish any liability I
WARNING: This story involves consensual INCEST and
homosexual relations between fictional characters portrayed by real
Chris called out for his brother from the attic after having just
stepped through the portal into the future and not being able to move
very much further because of the babies.
"Chris?" Wyatt walked into
the attic, puzzled. "What... What's going on? What are you guys doing
"Need a place to stay for a
while... your father's being an ass." Chris answered.
"Uh oh... come on... let's
get the babies into a crib." Wyatt offered, taking one of the babies
"You have a crib?" Chris
asked, following Wyatt out of the attic.
"A little early but yeah...
not like I have anything else to do so... got a few things... set them
up in a room..." Wyatt answered, staying away from the words "nursery"
"I'm impressed." Chris nodded.
Leo went back to the club
that he'd been at the night before. "Hell of a lot more troublesome
when you got a car." Leo thought to himself, after he finally found a
place for the car. He exited the automobile and headed into the club.
"At least I won't have to worry about running into Piper. Hell,
maybe I should have gone to P3. Too late now." He ignored
the voice telling him he should be talking with his friends. He just
wanted to bee alone right now.
The babies safely asleep in
the "non nursery", Chris and Wyatt were now in the kitchen, sitting
around the island, sipping tea... well Chris had the tea... Wyatt was
firmly grasping his water bottle and his saltines.
"So tell me the truth... did
you want to come back?" Chris asked... not beating around the bush any.
He knew Wyatt would appreciate that.
" Chris..." Wyatt did not
want to get in the middle of this dispute.
"I would have come back
eventually anyway... there's no place for me in your world." Wyatt
offered as an answer.
"I KNEW IT! I fucking knew
it! That prick!" Chris was angry again. "Wyatt, I know the way he said
things made it look that way but..."
"Chris... he's yours... not
mine. End of story."
"He's our father." Chris
corrected his brother.
"Nope... just yours. Look
Chris I don't fit in that world and it's clear I wasn't wanted their...
can we not talk about this?" Wyatt asked.
"Fine... for now... that
fucking asshole! I knew you didn't come back here because you wanted
to!" Chris stopped, remembering he'd just said he'd stop for now.
"So... how's umm... you know..."
"My Leo?" Wyatt finished for
his brother. "Not mine either... haven't seen him."
Leo downed his fifth shot of
tequila and smiled as the bartender brought him some more. ~My life is
so messed up. God I should have just left when I had the chance.~ Leo
didn't mean what he was thinking, and he gulped down his next shot.
Dark Leo looked around the
bar, not able to see his lighter half at a place like this. People were
actually having fun. he grinned as he spotted a hot couple dancing on
the dance floor. He grinned, but continued to walk on, knowing that Leo
had to be around somewhere. Dark Leo finally spotted him at the bar,
with a row of shot glasses next to him.
"Catch me up with him." Dark
Leo said to the bartender who had just set down his lighter half's new
drink. "Looks like we have another thing in common."
"Things aren't as simple as
your father seems to think, Chris... sure... he may love me but he was
about to kill me... and my baby... that's not the kind of love I want
or need... bottom line, he's evil... all evil... and I can't pick and
choose when I want him to be evil... he'll never show me any kind of
affection... because it doesn't exist in him." Wyatt explained to his
brother, downing the last saltine. "Damn... I need more. Is it normal
for me to be feeling this way after only a few days?"
"No." Chris quickly answered.
"But nothing about this pregnancy is going to be normal."
"Gotcha." Wyatt nodded.
Leo looks at his dark half,
surprised to see him. "What the hell? Ok, I've had too much to drink."
Regardless of what he said, Leo grabs his shot and drinks it down.
Dark Leo chuckled, and
realized his lighter half was wasted. "Hey bro. Having a night out
Leo frowned and slammed the
shot glass on the counter. "Shut up. You're supposed to be with Wyatt
right now. And I'm supposed to be with Chris." Leo grimaced and
signaled for another drink.
Dark Leo would have laughed,
but he felt the same way. "Then why aren't you with the boy wonder?"
The bartender brought them their drinks, and Dark Leo momentarily
thought about taking Leo's so the guy wouldn’t get anymore drunk. But
"Because he's pissed at me!"
Leo sighed and picked up his new drink. "Wyatt went back to the future
and now Chris hates me."
~Another person to welcome to
the club then.~ Dark Leo gulped his shot. "Don't tell me you've
forgotten everything I taught you."
"So what do you do now?"
"Live as peacefully as I can
until the baby is born... make sure everything's in order before
then... stay out of trouble. Easier said than done, given my track
record." Wyatt said, as he finally located the box of saltines in the
pantry. "Got it!"
"What about your..."
"Chris I can't think about
him right now... what matters is the baby... that he's safe...
everything else just has to wait." Wyatt said as he fished through the
fridge for more water.
"You're starting to sound
like a father... putting your child's needs before your own... I wish
Leo could hear this." Chris said, instantly regretting having mentioned
it. "I'm sorry, Wyatt."
"Hey... he hates me... I get
it... thinks I deserve to live in the hell I live in. No amount of
showing him paternal instincts will make him want to be anywhere near
me... much less touch me."
"Like I could forget that. It
was the first time Chris really listened to me." Leo smiled, but it
slowly turned into a frown. "Damn." He took one of his dark half's
drinks and downed it.
"I'm going to end up carrying
you home aren't I?" Dark Leo would have frowned, but he was finding his
lighter half being drunk extremely entertaining. "Where is the boy
wonder anyway? Back home knitting you a sweater?"
Leo tried to glower at his
dark half, but there were two and he couldn't pick which one to be
angry at. "Whatever." He got up and swayed his way to the dance floor.
He ignored Dark Leo calling after him, he really didn't want to talk to
"Jackass." Dark Leo followed
Leo and grabbed him. "Hold up. You're going to walk into someone or
Leo laughed. "Are you trying
to be nice?" Leo laughed harder and swatted at his dark half's hands,
almost falling over when he managed to get free. "Here's a tip." He
leaned in, just so Dark Leo told himself, not because he needed the
other man to hold him up. "Don't. You're nowhere near sincere."
"They're beautiful, Chris."
Wyatt said softly as he observed his sleeping nephews with a smile.
"Can't believe I'm going to have one of my own... kind of freaking me
"Oh I know the feeling... and
you're going to go through about 100 more feeling before you settle
into your mood swings which will bring you into 100 more." Chris
"Sounds like fun." Wyatt
said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"To be honest with you, what
got me through the pregnancy was Leo... more specifically the sex."
Chris admitted with a small smile. "I know it sounds odd but during
pregnancy... I don't know... I was overly sensitive to that kind of
stimulation... as amazing as Leo always is, during pregnancy was our
best sex. He'd push in and it felt twice as long and twice as thick and
twice as hot... it was just amazing how receptive my body was... okay
I'm stopping now."
Dark Leo let go off Leo, and
somehow the lighter half stayed up. "I just didn't want to take you
home to mother dearest broken, excuse the fuck out of me."
"Oh shut up." Leo put his
hand on Dark Leo's shoulder to balance himself. "He's not home and you
know it. Otherwise you wouldn't have come. He took the babies and left
because Wyatt went back."
"What the fuck?" Dark Leo
grabbed Leo's hand and dragged him back to the bar since Leo was
swaying badly. "You let him leave? Jesus, have I taught you nothing!"
Dark Leo started downing his shots, and Leo snuck one or two.
Leo watched his other half
get drunk. "How'd we get here? They're both gone, and were stuck with
Dark Leo rolled his eyes, and
guzzled another of his shots. "Shut up." He caught the bartender's eye
and asked for a few more rounds.
Chris and Wyatt sat on
Wyatt's bed, still talking; discussing everything from pregnancy to
babies to sex to cock size... pretty much whatever their minds landed
on for more than two seconds.
"So it never hurt huh?" Wyatt
"Not enough for me to want
him to stop... I mean he's huge... and you know that... but it was
always more than that... so I was able to push through it." Chris
answered his brother truthfully. "Why do you ask?"
"I know your Leo and mine are
physically identical but... when Dad... umm... your Leo.. pushed into
me... it was different than when my Leo fucks me... I don't know how to
explain it but it didn't feel the same."
"In what way?" Chris was
definitely curious. "Better different?"
"It was amazing... but so is
my Leo... but... I can't really say who was better. It's like comparing
apples and oranges."
Chris saw the opportunity and
took it. "So which fruit do you like more?" He asked with a smirk.
"Sneaky." Wyatt smirked back.
"Both were delicious... but..."
"Yeah?" Chris's smile grew
"I guess because he has a
gentler nature or... isn't evil... dad... your husband was better."
"Shut up! You're lying!" Dark
Leo laughed and forgot why he was laughing.
"Nope. Swear. He just went
right on down." Leo laughed and drank another shot.
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit." Dark Leo
started laughing again, remembering what he and Leo were talking about.
"At least he does have some good qualities."
"Very good." Leo smirked. "I
have to sleep on the couch." He pouted and stole his darker half’s
"At least you know he loves
you. I've got the boy who can blow up the world if i push him too hard.
That's always fun." He looked down, realizing he was out of drinks.
"Bar keep! More!"
The bartender rolled his eyes
and walked over to the drunk twins. "Last call was over thirty minutes
ago. Can I cal you a cab."
"Fuck!" Dark Leo fell off the
stool, but climbed back to his feet using the bar. "I ought to-"
"Whoa! Stop it dude." Leo
reached over and grabbed Dark Leo's hand. "You can't do that! He
brought us our drinks!" Leo looked back at the bartender. "No, we'll be
fine." He didn't see the bartender give them a dirty look and walk away.
"I thought you were going to
say innocent!" Dark Leo busted out laughing.
"We’ve got to go. They'll
turn the lights out on us.” Leo grabbed his dark half and together they
stumbled outside together.
"I would have loved to have
one more night with him... I hope you don't get mad..." Wyatt admitted
with a cautious smirk.
"Not at all." Chris shook his
"Thanks." Wyatt sighed in
relief. "He just... I don't know Chris... it's weird to explain...
"No need... I understand...
he's your dad... the man you've never admitted is your father and all
of the sudden you're more his than ever... you've got a part of the
both of you growing inside you... you will inevitably feel drawn to him
during the pregnancy... something my husband seems to not understand."
Leo and Dark Leo were on the
sidewalk, fooling around with their powers. Since it was so late, the
place was mostly deserted, though they had managed to scare some people.
"She just-" Dark Leo laughed,
holding his stomach. "And then-"
"Oh my gawd!" Leo said in a
high voice, pretending to be the old woman. He had been trying to keep
a look out for Piper and Paige when the dark half had blinked in and
out around an old woman.
Dark Leo fell to the ground,
still laughing. "Oh mi-ya gawwd!"
They were laughing so hard
they didn't even notice the car pull up beside them.
Paige lowered her window and
yelled out for the drunk twosome. "Hey, party boys! Get in the freaking
car before I run you over... don't look at me that way... get in here!"
"He took my car. He took my
car-" Piper looked out the window staring at the two Leo's. "They took
my car!" Piper waited impatiently as the two drunks got up.
"Geeze, let a brother know
when you try to run him over!" Dark Leo said, playing around with the
two uptight witches.
Leo laughed and fumbled with
the door handle, finally getting it open. "Yeah! Let my brother know
when you're gonna run us over."
"I'm going to be running you
over if you don’t tell me where you put my car!" Piper said loudly over
the two drunks laughter.
"There's an easier way to
deal with this, Piper... " Paige offered with a smile. "Freeze them!"
"How are they going to tell
me where my car is if I freeze them!" Piper pointed out. "Jerks." She
mumbled under her breath.
"It's in the parking lot. I
didn't not touch it after we were drinking." Leo turned to his dark
half. "how did you get here? I didn't drive you."
"I blinked." Dark Leo laughed
at how silly it sounded. "I blinked, like this-"
"Hold on! No blinking damn
it!" Piper yelled and turned around so she could freeze them.
"Watch!" Dark Leo started
opening and closing his eyes. Leo laughed, but hit his head against the
"Maybe you're right. Do you
want dumb or dumber?" Piper asked, getting her spare set of keys from
"Okay... enough is enough!
Garbage!" Paige called out and waved a hand at the drunk twins, orbing
into the big garbage bin nearby, the top closing with their less than
graceful entrance. "There... that ought of shut them up... or at least
sober them up a little."
"You do know we have to drive
them back home. Your car is going to smell like the inside of the
dumpster now. Good move." Piper got out of the car, and headed for her
"What the?" Leo looked
around, not knowing how they got to the inside of a dumpster.
"Where'd they go! I'll kill
‘em! Lousy bastards throwing us in a- trash thing." Dark Leo threw back
the lid and looked around for the demons. "Assholes!"
Piper rolled her eyes, and
climbed into her jeep. "Brilliant move, Paige. I swear you're getting
the belligerent one." She drove over to the dumpster and got out of her
car. "You are so on the couch missy!" She shouted at Paige's car.
"Ugh!" Paige drove her car
closer to the dumpster. "Try to help and look what I get... oh well...
whatever. Okay..." Paige walked out of her car, heading for the
dumpster. "Okay Leather Leo... time to calm down..." She reached into
the dumpster, grabbing his arm. "Don't make me use magic on you...
so... come willingly."
"Well if it comforts you any,
probably neither of us will get to sleep with him ever again." Chris
said to his brother, trying to comfort him but not thinking he'd really
“No… doesn’t really help…
I’ve only had him inside me once. I was kind of hoping that wouldn’t be
it.” Wyatt bowed his head, avoiding Chris’s gaze.
“Hey… … I don’t really any
comforting words except… let’s hope it’s not it. Like I said… I
understand this need for him and this being drawn to him… believe me,
it’s your pregnancy... but because I see it doesn’t mean he does.”
Chris reached out for his brother’s hand. “I’m sorry, Wyatt… he’ll come
Wyatt grabbed Chris’s hand as
his only form of response.
"Sorry, you're not my type."
Dark Leo said distractedly, still looking around for the demons.
Leo laughed and grabbed his
dark half, tossing him out of the dumpster. He climbed out as Dark Leo
looked around for him.
"I can't believe I was
married to him." Piper sighed and froze the two drunks. "The things you
do for family." She unfroze Leo and pushed him into her jeep, making a
mental note to clean the car the next day.
"Car!" Paige called out and
waved her arm, orbing Leo's dark twin into her own car. "Ugh... this is
going to be a fun drive home." She said as she ran over to the driver’s
side and jumped in, quickly closing the door. “Now you…” She turned to
face what was obviously a very different version of her ex-brother in
law. “I don’t want any lip coming from you or that nifty little
telekinetic power I have? Well I’ll use on your private parts. Got it?”
"Damn, I didn't do anything
and I'm already being threatened." Dark Leo frowned, then laughed at
being threatened by Paige.
Leo lay on the floor of the
jeep, mentally congratulating himself for not having thrown up in the
car. "Piper!" Leo yelled out. "Piper! Damn it we need to talk!"
Paige pulled out of the bar's
parking lot in a fury... not minding the fact that the car's sudden
movements were throwing the dark version of her brother-in-law against
the walls of the small interior of her car. "I hope it hurts." She said.
~Bitch. I like that. Leo
should act more like her.~ he braced himself against the door to keep
from flying all over the place. "Hey, can you slow it down, I'd hate to
barf in your car." Dark Leo said, trying to warn her.
"Do it and I orb your
eyeballs into a lava pit... don't try me..." Paige warned him back. She
quickly shifted her way up to fifth gear, speeding through the rather
empty late night streets of San Francisco Bay. "What the hell are you
doing here anyway?"
"I needed to talk to someone.
Someone who understands." Dark Leo muttered, doing his best not to
barf. "He needed someone to talk to also."
"Aw... it's almost sweet...
but you've got to go back... and he's got to snap the hell out of it. I
don't know what the hell is going on but it can't be good if Chris and
the babies are nowhere to be found." Paige said as the weight of her
own words sank in.
"Ugh, don't get me started on
Chrissie." Dark Leo closed his eyes, unable to take the buildings
blurring as they sped along. "Leo was trying to take a stand, do the
right thing. I was proud of him."
"You were proud of him? Now I
*know* Leo did something wrong!" Paige sped right past a red light. She
flinched then nervously smiled back at Dark Leo. "Oops?"
Dark Leo laughed. "I like
you, you're spunky." He ignored the first part about Leo doing
"We have nothing to talk
about, Leo!" Piper carefully drove through the dark streets, having
lost her crazy sister to her maniac driving a long time ago. " You're
drunk and stole my car... oh yes and there's the nifty little fact that
you husband in children... who just so happen to be my son and
grandchildren, are missing! Oh I'm not worried though because I just
know it's your fault!"
"Hey, I took the car when I
was sober. I didn't drive while I was drunk. Am drunk, not drunken..."
Leo paused, not sure what word he should use. "Never mind that. They're
not missing. They went to the future."
"Oh yeah... much better."
Piper rolled her eyes. "What'd you do to him Leo? Never mind... I
wouldn't understand anyway... just undo it or else I'll be forced to
blow you up... repeatedly... and I'll focus my firepower on a certain
part... damn I've been hanging around Paige too much."
Leo would have laughed, but
he didn't want to encourage her to make threats on his person. "He's
pissed at me, it won't work. Besides, I made the right decision. He
just has to accept it."
"Bossy... now you decide to
grow a pair... when you shouldn't. Men... can't live with them... end
of sentence." Piper stated dryly.
"You would have done the same
thing." Leo said quietly. "It's like, like the elders keeping me from
you, back then. I couldn't do that to him. He's my son, I had to let
him make his own decision."
"Spare me the bullshit,
please." Piper pulled into the driveway behind Paige's car. "Get
out..." She barked at him as she got out of the driver's seat and
closed the door behind her.
"Bullshit blah blah blah."
Leo got up and opened the door, stumbling out of the jeep. "Blah blah
blah.. blah bloody blah. Piper, blah blahhhhh." He smiled and
unsteadily walked towards the house.
Piper held the front door of
the manor open for Leo. "Come on, blondie... before Wyatt goes to
"Wyatt didn't go to college."
Leo said absentmindedly as he concentrated on making his way up the
stairs without falling.
"Oh for the love of..." Piper
let go of the door and walked to Leo, grabbed his arm roughly and
dragged him inside. "You are getting on my nerves."
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