Date: Thu, 2 Feb 2006 23:53:09 -0500 From: NiftyWriter Subject: Naughty Non-Nicktoons: Ned's Declassified 1-1 Normal Disclaimers Apply. All names and likenesses are trademarks of Nickelodeon, and their other respective companies. The author implies nothing about the real life actors whose characters are portrayed in this story. Check out my other stories: Experimenting with Friends in the Gay/High school section. Billy's Thirteenth Birthday Gay/Young Friends section. Ned's Declassified Guide 1-1 Ned walked into the classroom, it was fourth period, and first day of second semester. Today he would start Sexual Education or just Sex Ed. for short. Now, sex being taught in school was nothing new to this boy, he already had it in his guide to surviving school. He looked around the room; there was no Cookie in this class. This mildly disappointed the boy but his disappointment disappeared when Martin entered the room. Martin was a handsome kid, who Ned had secretly had a crush on since first sight of the boy. The teacher Mr. Turner came in and class began. "Hello class, welcome to Sex Ed. for boys. I will be pairing you up on a project that will last the entire length of this class. Any Questions? No? Good!" Ned looks up "Project?" He thinks to himself "Ned and Martin, Jason and Coconut kid..." The names rattled on, but Ned could no longer concentrate. He was snapped back into reality when the teacher smacked a ruler on the board to get everyone to look up. Mr. Turner turned on a projector. "Class this is a penis, every single one of you in here has one, these are testicles everyone in here should have two of them. Each student will be working on a project about this body part so get the giggles out and over with." "Ok so I'm working with the boy I have the hots for and we are going to be working on a project about penises... this could be interesting..." Ned thought. "Now get with your partners and discuss what to do, I'll come around and give you the outline for the project." Ned walked over to Martin grabbing an outline along the way. "The Penis: How it works with every detail" Ned read aloud. "Every detail? What's that mean?" Martin asked. "I don't know but I guess we just need to find out and write up everything we know and learn about it." "You want to get together this weekend to work on it?" "Sure, my parents are going out of town so I'll be alone, come over Friday night and we can work on it all weekend unbothered." Ned offered. "Ok, I'll be there." The two boys shook hands, but neither was eager to let go, but their hands parted when the bell rang. Leaving both boys to wonder what exactly was going to happen this weekend. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I know that's a short one, and a cliff hanger but you're going to have to check back for what happens when Martin finds Ned's guide... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Comments? NiftyWriter@gmail.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------