Date: Mon, 26 Jun 2000 22:39:31 EDT
From: Freethinker50@aol.com
Subject: The-Adventures-Of-The-Real-Slim-Shady (Gay Male, Celebrity)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Don't you get tired of authors saying, "this is my first
attempt at writing so be kind?" I sure as hell am! If your shit stinks, why
put it on the Internet for everyone to read! Anyway, this is my first story
and I don't give fuck if you like it or not. I just enjoy the thought of hot
guys and perverts alike getting off while reading my stuff. To tell you the
truth, I have a woody because I know that you're about get a hard on and in a
few minutes, you'll be trying to clean the cumshots off your screen. (Yeah
Baby!)

Oh yeah, if you're not old enough to read this, get off the computer and get
your mom's JC Penny catalog. The men's underwear section should help you get
through puberty.

This story is fiction and not meant to imply anything about the true
sexuality of Eminem.

And if you're offended by homosexual themes, GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU CATCH
OUR GERMS!


THE ADVENTURES OF THE REAL SLIM SHADY


EMtv had just ended and Eminem was exhausted. So, without another thought, he
fled from the audience of wet panty teenyboppers and settled down on the
couch in his dressing room. He suddenly began to laugh at himself as he
realized how much flirting had done with Carson Daly. At one point, Eminem
was sure the poor sap had pitched a tent at the sight of him running around
with his pants about to fall off. He loved bitches but when it came to
teasing, everyone was fair game. Being the asshole that he was, he set out to
find the host of TRL and see if he could annoy the living shit out of him.

"Bingo," Eminem said as he grabbed the door handle of Carson's dressing room.

He peeked in to find a soundly sleeping Carson lying on the couch. Time for
some real fun. He closed the door behind him and crept up beside the VJ. He
grabbed a nearby wine bucket and slowly dipped Carson's hand inside.

"If this doesn't literally "piss" him off, then nothing will," Eminem
thought.

What Eminem didn't expect was that Carson was a light sleeper.

"What the fuck! You little shit, your ass is mine," Carson screamed as he
lunged forward and slammed Eminem against the wall as he tried to escape.

He covered Eminem's mouth then immediately began to undo his pants. Eminem's
eyes bulged as he felt his pants and boxers slide down to his ankles.

"Your ass really is mine baby," Carson snickered as he licked Eminem's
earlobe.

Then the unthinkable happened. Two warm, wet fingers forced their way into
his unsuspecting asshole. He tried to scream but it was no use. His agony was
interrupted by the sound of zipper being pulled down and the feel of a large
object trying to reenter him. There was no turning back now. Eminem was about
to be fucked and there was not turning back. Suddenly it happened. Carson's
huge 9"cock slide inside him mercilessly. Again, his muffled cries provided
no progress at all.

The onslaught continued for 2 or 3 minutes until Eminem began to bear the
pain and feel an intense tingling sensation from deep within his body. He
couldn't believe he was actually enjoyed having his ass reamed. And Carson
definitely couldn't believe it when Eminem started to lick and kiss the
inside of his hand. Poised to quickly put it back in place, Carson slowly
removed his hand from Eminem's mouth.

He was surprised to hear Eminem moaning his name. So surprised that he
stopped thrusting. Eminem seized the moment by spinning around and wrapping
his legs around Carson's waist. Carson smiled and walked over to the couch to
sir down. Upon doing so, Eminem started to ride that throbbing piece of meat
as though the world would end if they didn't cum soon. Neither said a word;
they just grunted and moaned while staring into each other's eyes. Carson
reached up and gently began to wipe away the leftover tears on Eminem's face,
but the rapper had other ideas. He began to suck on Carson's middle finger;
one of the very fingers that as forced into his ass moments ago. The taste of
his own ass and the enormous cock that stabbed his prostate was too much for
Eminem and he began to cum without any stimulus to his cock. The relentless
squeezing of Eminem's tight asshole drove Carson over the edge and released
buckets of cum into the hot hole. Eminem collapsed being sure to keep his
tight ass wrap around his prize. Carson looked down at his most recent lover
who stared back at him.

"Dude, I'm so sorry. You now how it is when you get horny. I just turned into
his wild animal. Plus, you running around half naked early today didn't help
that much either."

"Believe me when I say it was now no problem at all. You scared me to death
at first but then it was fuckin' amazin'. Sex with those damn groupies was
never that intense. I owe you one."

With that said Eminem slide off Carson's cock with a loud popping sound.
Carson laughed too himself as he watched his own cum run down Eminem's leg as
the sexy rapper bent over to pull up his pants. They exchanged telephone
numbers then Eminem left walking a little more funny than usual.

"If sex with guys is that intense then I might want to hang around the
studios more often," Eminem thought as he smiled to himself.


O.K. folks, we know he ain't gay, but he's too cute not to appear in the
celebrity section. And although they seem to not have a problem with it, MTV
does not necessarily agree with the thoughts express here