Date: Sun, 14 Oct 2001 00:24:27 EDT
From: MCButterfly77@aol.com
Subject: Saga at MTV chpt 5

		Saga at MTV chpt 5 by MCButterfly77@aol.com

    **Disclaimer**  These are FICTIONAL accounts involving celebrities,
     particularly MTV personalities. Some elements of reported RUMORS
     will be used in this series, but only for fictional entertainment.
     So, in a nutshell, this is my twisted lil version of MTV LOL.By the
     way.. ~<---indicates change in time or place in this story.


"What exactly do you mean by a meeting" Carson said obviously feeling
helpless "You'll see" Brian chuckled as he pulled out his cell phone and
dialed a phone number. Eminems face went blank with confusion as he tried
to figure out what the hell was going on. Gideon looked on in anticipation
as he knew what was in store. A few rings sounded before a voice
answered...then Brian replies

"Hey..guess what..it worked..you ready?..ok" Brian raised the volume up
full blast and extended his arm and held the phone out in Carsons and Em's
direction...a voice greets them

"Hello Carson!...and..haha Slim Shady.." Mariah Careys voice rang out
through the phone and throughout the office."Well.....don't I at least get
a hi back from one of you assholes?"


Eminems face was beet red with embarrassment...

"Um...hey Mariah" Em said, then Carson quickly rebutted

"Hey um ..uh Mariah look, I'm sorry I banned you from TRL..look you can
have another show date just please don't tell anyone about this"

"Well my my my that didn't take you long did it? haha hmm the words of a
desperate man...well...ill tell you this...ill keep quiet but you have to
do 2 more things before I hang up". Mariah commanded...like the natural
diva she is.


Carson sighed and rested his forehead on his palm.

"Well..what is it". He reluctantly uttered.

"Well". Mariah said in a condescending tone. "I want to first apologize for
acting like a complete and total top of the line royal butthole to me and
practically everyone you come across at MTV..especially Brian and Gideon,
and second of all....I want you to give Eminem aka LOVERBOY a big long ass
french kiss for me!! hahahahaha". Mariah lost her composure laughing and
had to pull away from the phone for a few moments. Brian handed the phone
to Gideon..he wasn't just gonna let him stand there and do nothing.

"Hello? Mariah..this is Gideon...you want us to call you back with the
update?...  yes..we'll make sure of that" Gideon said, smirking at Carson
and Eminem." By the way, your new album...FABULOUS, ok bye now" he finished
in his best gay male voice.

No sooner than Gideon had hung up with Mariah, he saw Carson spring up from
his chair..walk over to Eminem...and give him a long passionate kiss...but
this was a kiss that only 2 people in love make...Brian and Gideon thought
they had seen everything at this point but were even more taken aback by
this.

Eminem pulled away from Carson, then looked at Brian and Gideon..

"There..you faggots happy now?"

Carson settled the score once and for all

"Guys..jeez..weve been through alot these past 2 days we've both made
mistakes, and I wholeheartedly apologize for my being such a prick...you
guys know I'm gay..i know you guys are too..and I accept you..i hope you
accept my apology"

Brian and Gideon looked at eachother again..with a mischievous tone.

"Well..we do accept...but there's one more condition to this agreement we
had in mind Carson" Gideon said.


"Another one?..guys are hard asses..well ok..lay it on me"

"Oh no, were gonna lay it on HIM" Brian said pointing to Eminem.

"WHAT THE..." Eminem spurted out in surprise as he watched Brian and Gideon
walk towards him, they stopped...Brian on his left side, Gideon on his
right, then both of each grabbing one buttcheek and then seductivley
licking both sides of Eminems neck at the same time..as if they had planned
and rehearsed it. Carson Daily of course was totally enthralled but
relieved that he might be out of the woods as far as trouble went. Brian
and Gideon gave eachother a high five.

" I think this meeting is adjourned" Gideon said still tasting the
sweetness of Eminems neck on his tongue.

" I think so too" Brian mumbled while smacking Carson Daily on the ass.

MTV was never the gonna be the same again....


** OK guys I know I totally blew off writing another chpt but I just lost
interest till one of you begged me to write another one so I thought what
the hell LOL, I just slapped it together in one night to just GET IT OVER
WITH LOL. So sorry for making you hang on this long.  You know what to
do.....EMAIL ME!!! :P**