Date: Wed, 28 May 2003 22:57:19 EDT From: SLIPMAHONEY57@aol.com Subject: "Skinny Deputy Gets His Man" (celebrity) OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION, and is NOT meant to imply anything of the sexualities of Andy Griffith and Don Knotts. I dedicate this story to my good buddy, Mike.......Mike, drool and enjoy, my friend!!! LOL!! (Hollywood, 1963) Andy Griffith and Don Knotts were nationally famous as the small-town sherriff who never carried a gun, and his skinny, inept deputy; two men who were seen on millions of television screens across the nation each week. Off-camera, thier on-screen friendship had not only strengthened, but developed into a passionate sexual relationship as well. Though both men were married, they both enjoyed having hot, passionate, often kinky sex together. No one but Andy knew what an experienced cocksucker Don was........those thick fish-lips of his carressed and massaged Andy's massive prong during one of his hot, sloppy blowjobs. The senation of those thick lips wrapped around has pounding nine-inch monster made Andy's hairy balls churn just thinking about it. And only Don knew how hot Andy's ass was.........his round, firm, hairy buns that Don loved to watch quiver and turn red when he spanked them, and only he knew how hot, tight, and sweaty Andy's chute was. That tight man-pussy could really milk a big, hard cock to an awesome, nut-busting orgasm. And television viewers had no idea that Don was hung like a horse; so long was the skinny little guy's fuckrod, that he had to have his boxer shorts custom-tailored.........but Andy knew.................... So, on this July weekend in 1963, Andy and Don were up in the mountains at Andy's fishing cabin. Both men knew there would be no fishing.............nothing but hot, steamy, kinky, sweaty mansex between two best buddies. Both Andy and Don were dressed in thier tv costumes, both wearing thier familiar khaki uniforms. Andy sat down in the middle of his rustic sofa, and spread his big legs wide. Don licked his thick lips as he stared at the huge bulge behind the fly of Andy's uniform pants. A large lube stain was already spreading to the left of his fly. With a sly grin and a wink, Don dropped to his knees, and started licking the hefty bulge in Andy's uniform pants. His hot tongue lapped the lube that seeped through the material, and traced the outline of Andy's fat cock through the sweaty material. Then Don unbuckled Andy's thick belt and unzipped his fly. As he pulled apart the flaps of Andy's trousers, he could see Andy's fat prick bulging the sweaty, lube-stained crotch of his blue boxer shorts. Don again licked his lips. Andy groaned long and loud as he felt the familiar nut-churning sensation of Don's thick, fleshy lips wrapping around the thick length of his sweaty trouser snake. Andy squirmed on the sofa as Don's fleshy lips massaged and carrassed his aching member. Then Andy reached down and pulled off Don's uniform cap. As Don's expert mouth continued to work on his pounding dick, Andy brought the uniform cap to his face and inhaled it deeply before letting his tongue go to work, both on the inside and the outside. Andy reached down to massage Don's skinny shoulder as his hot tongue relished in the taste of Don's sweat, Vitalis, and a hint of Old Spice. He felt the cum in his hairy balls churn even more...................... Then Don slowly, reluctantly, removed his hot mouth from his buddy's slick, throbbing shaft. He stood up and, when he did so, Andy also stood up, and slid his uniform pants and sweaty shorts off over his socks and black boots. His nine-inch cock swung out in all its sweaty glory, jutting out of a thick, jet-black jungle of hair. Then Don sat down in the middle of the sofa and made Andy get across his skinny legs. Andy's bulky torso nearly crushed him, but Don was concentrating on Andy's ass........round, hairy, and sweaty, with a thick jungle of hair between his manly cheeks. Brushing Andy's shirt out of the way, Don proceeded to spank, whip, and paddle Andy's round, beefy ass, using his small but firm hand, a hairbrush, a wooden paddle, and his own belt. Andy whimpered, grunted, and moaned as his skinny little pal thoroughly spanked his quivering, hairy ass. Each stinging blow to his red, glowing buns made Andy's hard cock grind even harder against Don's skinny trouser-clad thigh. The assault on his round, hairy ass was too much for Andy's overloaded nuts. Cussing loudly, Andy's fat cock began spewing jet after jet of hot, sticky cum all over Don's uniform pants and the sofa. Don's small but firm hand kept on spanking Andy's red, quivering, meaty buns until the last drop of jizz had been ejected from his hairy, overloaded balls. Finally, Andy lay spent and exhausted across Don's skinny knees, his bulky, broad-shouldered torso heaving and sweating profusely. Then Don made Andy get up off his sperm-soaked lap while he took his police-style rubber raincoat and laid it on the floor. He ordered Andy to lay gut-down on the rubber raincoat, and a fresh electric jolt coursed through Andy's cock as it made contact with the slick rubber beneath it. Now Don took off his own pants and shorts, and his monstrous, ten-and-a-half inch cock swung out, hard as hell, thick lube dribbling from the slick blunt head. Don slipped off one of his black shoes and placed it by Andy's mouth. Andy wasted no time in letting his thick, manly tongue exploring the interior of Don's shoe, savoring the hot, erotic, masculine taste of sweat and leather. Andy felt his cock start to twitch against the rubber as he devoured Don's sweaty shoe. Don stretched out on the floor between Andy's wide-spread hairy legs, and he brought his head up to the level of Andy's round, hairy buns. As always, the sight of Andy's beefy, furry glutes made Don's massive dong pound furiously. His slim fingers dug into the meaty, furry mounds of Andy's succulent assflesh and pried them apart. Don moaned as his ass-hungry tongue started to slither its way though the thickly haired, sweaty crack betwen his best buddy Andy's manly buns. When his hot tongue hit Andy's sweaty pucker, Andy groaned loudly as his skinny little pal's talented tongue reamed his sweaty twitching chute. The feel of Andy's thick black ass-hairs rasping against his tongue was driving Don wild, and he rubbed his fat horsecock against the rubber raincoat, hot lube drooling onto the now-sweaty rubber. Then Don tossed Andy his sweaty, custom-tailored blue-striped boxer shorts, and Andy pressed Don's sweaty shorts to his face, his tongue greedily lapping up the hot sweat and drying lube, his big cock grinding against the rubber beneath him. Don raised up and spit into his small hand several times, and then used his saliva to lube up his massive ten-and-a-half-inch horsecock, and started wedging the angry head into Andy's sweaty sphincter. Andy moaned and cussed as more and more of Don's huge cock slid deeper and deeper between his his blistered, hairy buns. Grabbing onto Andy's broad, solid shoulders, Don began to pump his huge dick in and out of his buddy's hairy ass. Andy moaned as his hairy chute was plowed and reamed by Don's prostate-pounding ass-splitter. Don grunted and growled like an animal as his lengthy cock rammed his macho pal's hairy ass. The black hairs of Andy's sweaty ass-trench clung to Don's plunging member as it continued to slam in and out of Andy's well-worn ass. By this time, so much lube had leaked out of Andy's rubber-humping cock, that his meaty shaft slid around in a puddle of the sticky stuff, the highly-erotic feel of his hard cock sliding against lube-slick rubber was really making his churning balls boil.................................... Andy reached over and grabbed Don's discarded uniform pants, and he started to lap up his own cum from the crotch and legs of Don's pants, his tongue slithering across the zipper, tasting and smelling Don's sweat and dried lube. Andy could not hold back any longer; his boiling balls simply could not be controlled. He let out with a stream of obscenities so blue his tv fans would have been in total shock as his hairy balls exploded. His nine-inch cock began spurting out hot gobs of spunk, matting his pubic hair, staining his uniform shirt, thoroughly creaming the sweaty rubber raincoat beneath him. As Andy orgasmed, his overworked asshole clutched wildly at Don's slamming horsecock. Holding tightly to Andy's strong shoulders, the skinny little guy growled deep in his throat, as his aching nuts finally blew, and his fat horsecock began shooting wad after wad of thick, hot cum deep inside his pal's tight, hairy ass. Don continued to thrust in and out of Andy's well-fucked ass until the last drop of spooge had been released from his sweaty nuts. Don could hear the moist, squishing noises of Andy's cock as it slid in the massive puddle of cum that now coated the rubber raincoat................... As Don collapsed on Andy's broad, sweaty back, his huge dong growing soft in his best pal's hairy ass, the two men started to nuzzle and kiss. Don pulled out of Andy's hairy, cum-dripping ass, and the two men, sweaty, disheveled, and sexually satisfied, wrapped thier arms around each other, deep-kissed and reveled in the intimacy of thier deep friendship......and thier deep love for one another. Andy had to chuckle to himself, imagining what Aunt Bee would say if she knew what went on between him and his skinny little pal......... THE END!!! Comments and feedback are always welcome!