Date: Mon, 19 Sep 2011 19:12:14 -0700 (PDT) From: Vox Veritas Subject: two-and-a-half-nude-men The following story does not imply anything about the true sexuality of the celebrities mentioned or any personal knowledge about their private lives. The character of Jake Harper is played by Angus T. Jones and Walden Schmidt is played by Ashton Kutcher. TWO AND A HALF NUDE MEN "Can I use your phone?" Walden Schmidt shouted while standing outside of the glass doorway of the Harper residence. He had arrived to the beach house wet from the ocean and was desperate to call the love of his life. After a brief conversation Walden stripped down naked, showing his perfect body. Jake Harper watched eagerly from the stairway, being careful not to be seen. He wasn't quite sure who the man was, but was certainly excited to see him in the nude. The next day Walden offered to buy the house. Jake arrived home and pretended to be embarrassed at the sight of his naked body once again but couldn't take his eyes off of his new roommate. His teenage cock twitched as he saw the nude stud in front of him. Lately, Jake's horniness was through the roof and his interest in girls was no match for his interest in guys. Later that night he went up to his room and locked the door, stripping off his pants as fast as he could while he stroked his hardening cock through the fabric of his underwear. He felt his seventeen year old cock harden quickly as he touched the head and rubbed as fast as he could while picturing Walden's nude body. He desperately wanted to see more of Walden's beautiful body and knew that there would be ample opportunity in the next few weeks. The next day while getting ready for school he stepped out of the shower in just a towel. He knew it was stupid but wanted to get Walden's attention. He walked right in front of his new roommate's door and peeked in. "Hey there buddy," Walden said as Jake stood in front of his door. "Hey. Are you...a nudist?" he asked Walden. Schmidt thought about it for a second and didn't have much of an answer. "I guess I'm just comfortable with being naked," he replied to the teenager. "Do you...mind if I do it?" Jake sheepishly asked, unsure of whether Walden would react badly. "No, not at all...it's natural," he said. Jake took the bold step of taking off his towel and showing his body. He had been working out over the summer and it showed. He was proud of his growing body and loved the fact that it had matured to the point where he could show off his cock and not feel ashamed. "Nice..." Walden said as he looked at boy's body. Jake blushed and couldn't think of anything to say in reply. Instead he just winked and kept walking. When he got back to his room he was brimming with confidence. Walden had reacted positively to his newfound nudity. He checked his bedroom clock and realized he was going to be late. Slipping on a tight pair of underwear and a pair of jeans he quickly went on his way to school, eager to get back home as soon as possible and hang out with Schmidt... TO BE CONTINUED.