Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 17:14:13 +0000 (UTC) From: cheekymonkeytales@yahoo.com Subject: Why There Are No Women in The Hobbit Part One: An Unexpected Gang-Bang Why There Are No Women in The Hobbit Part One: An Unexpected Gang-Bang Disclaimer: The fictional characters depicted in this story belong to the estate of J.R.R. Tolkien and George Allen and Unwin (UK) publishers. They are presented here as a fair use sex parody. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit, but I'm sure you know all about that. This, after all, was Bilbo Baggins, one of the most famous hobbits who ever lived. And this hole in the ground was not dank and dark and moldy. No, it was a hobbit hole, and that means comfort. But this story is not about the hole the hobbit lived in but his other holes: his tight and tender ass hole, his warm and wet mouth, and the pee hole at the end of his cock. These are Bilbo's untold erotic adventures discovering how to pleasure his holes with his companions across Middle Earth. Now Bilbo was not much of one for adventures, erotic or otherwise, or at least so he thought until an unexpected visit from the wizard, Gandalf. Gandalf was known for causing adventures and all other kinds of mischief wherever he went, and so Bilbo was glad to be rid of the wizard after a short "Good day!" Little did poor Bilbo know that the wizard had other plans, and later the next day, just as the hobbit was sitting down to tea, he heard a knock at the door. As I'm sure you all know from the story, Bilbo was inundated with a procession of thirteen dwarves, all showing up at his door in short order. First there was Dwalin then Balin, then Fili and Kili, followed by Nori, Dori, and Ori and Oin and Gloin, who were soon joined by Bifur, Bofur and Bombur, and finally by the great Thorin Oakenshield himself! They raised such a commotion and ate so much in the hobbit's larder that poor Bilbo was beside himself with confusion and anger at being so abruptly imposed upon. It was not until the end of the meal, when the sky had turned dark and only the embers from the fire cast light and shadows across the living room, did Bilbo calm down. They finally discussed their business of getting their gold back from a dragon and how Bilbo would be their lucky 14th companion, expert burglar, and "comfort" personnel. "Um...what do you mean by `comfort personnel'?" Bilbo asked. "We'll explain later tonight," Thorin replied enigmatically. After business, the dwarves took out their musical instruments and sang a lay of distant lands and dwarvish gold with such longing that Bilbo could not help but be transfixed. He stared at the rugged faces of the dwarves, broad and bearded with fiery eyes under thick eye brows. He inhaled the musk of their stout and muscled bodies, and little Bilbo felt himself transported far away, to distant lands of heroes and treasure and adventure! He was still staring at the dwarves when they stopped their song. Thorin walked up to the hobbit, who locked gazes with the dwarf prince, as if mesmerized. The dwarf had a cascading mane of black hair, a beard cropped a few inches below his jaw, and cool blue eyes. Despite being tall for a hobbit, Thorin was still a good head taller than little Bilbo, and as the broad figure of the dwarf approached, Bilbo felt so intimidated he would have run away if he weren't petrified. "So little hobbit," Thorin said looking down at Bilbo, "did our song please our host?" Thorin had moved so close to Bilbo that he could feel the dwarf's hot breath on his face. Bilbo looked around for Gandalf but found the wizard had disappeared. Turning back to Thorin, Bilbo nodded his head as if dumb, and eventually squeaked out a "yes, very much so!" Thorin grabbed the terrified hobbit by the waist and drew him in, pressing their bodies together. Bilbo looked up into Thorin's blue eyes. The dwarf flashed a wicked smile as he bent his head down so close to Bilbo that their noses nearly touched. "Does Mr. Baggins find anything else pleasing? We are, all of us, at your service, after all." It was at this moment that Bilbo realized that the hard mound of flesh pressing into him was Thorin's erection nearly busting the seams of his trousers. Poor Bilbo couldn't think of a thing to say. He was frozen in both mind and body, held captive by Thorin's grasp and gaze. "Well, Mr. Baggins?" Thorin insisted. "You dwarves are very strong" Bilbo managed at last. "Ah, let us show our host the strength of a stout dwarven body!" The dwarves let out a cheer. Bilbo opened his mouth in surprise just as Thorin pressed his mouth against Bilbo's. Thorin's hot, wet tongue invaded the hobbit's mouth, exploring his lips and tongue. Bilbo inhaled Thorin's hot breath. He felt as though his body were melting in the dwarf's embrace and wrapped his arms around Thorin's neck to keep himself from totally collapsing. To his own surprise, he didn't pull away or grunt in protest but surrendered his mouth, open and eager, to Thorin. Bilbo's trousers felt unbearably tight, and he realized he had a raging erection tenting the front of his pants. "Looks like he's ready and willing!" shouted Oin. Bilbo felt hands around his waist undoing his belt buckle. In short order his pants were around his ankles. He felt Oin's meaty hand grope his cock throbbing beneath his underwear. Oin kneaded Bilbo's dick through his hobbit undergarments causing Bilbo to squirm and moan through Thorin's lips. Oin then started to peel the sweaty fabric down, releasing Bilbo's cock, which immediately sprang to full attention. While Oin worked Bilbo's underwear down over his chunky bubble butt, Gloin was busy removing Thorin's trousers. The two were still locked in a kiss when Oin and Gloin finished their work. The cocks of the hobbit and the dwarf prince ground into each other, and Bilbo felt a growing moist patch where Thorin's cock thrust against him. Thorin pulled Bilbo's eager mouth away, leaving the hobbit panting. The dwarf slowly but firmly pressed the hobbit's shoulders down. Poor Bilbo just looked at Thorin's grin in confusion, but in a moment found himself falling to his knees, with Thorin's massive dwarf meat bouncing before his eyes. Dwarves may be shorter than men, but their penises are no less impressive and most dwarves are thick in both body and cock. Thorin was truly a king among dwarves: his thick dwarfhood was at least eight inches long with a cock head bulging obscenely out of its sheath. A slimy rope of precum hung from the tip. Bilbo smelled the pungent aroma of dwarf cock and precum, with the viscous fluid dangling just above his lips. He couldn't believe this was happening. Bilbo had just wanted to have a quiet tea and here he was with his pants down, kneeling before the largest penis he had ever seen. And even more to his own surprise, his own dick was harder than it had ever been. Thorin grabbed the back of Bilbo's head, and in a moment of both excitement and terror, Bilbo thought Thorin was going to force that fat cockhead to the back of his throat. But instead, Thorin just ran his fingers though the hobbit's curly locks, letting his engorged dong tempt Bilbo all on its own. As Thorin waited confidently, Bilbo couldn't believe that he was opening his mouth. He had never even touched another penis before, let alone put one, especially one this big, in his mouth! But he wanted that dick more than anything. He needed it! Slowly, Bilbo moved closer to let the precum land on his tongue. It was salty and slightly bitter, unlike anything he had tasted before, and he liked it. Bilbo opened wide and put the whole head into his mouth. He was rewarded with a juicy flow of precum, and he hungrily lapped all around the bulbous head. Bilbo and Thorin let out satisfied groans. "That's it, Mr. Baggins. Now, lick all down the shaft." Thorin pulled Bilbo's mouth off his cock head with a pop. He pressed his cock up against Bilbo's face, smearing saliva and precum on the side of Bilbo's nose. The hobbit lapped at the sides of the dwarf penis, licking all the way down to Thorin's thick bush of pubic hair. Bilbo found the hair surprisingly soft, and he nuzzled up to the thick hair inhaling Thorin's scent. Bilbo slid his tongue south, discovering Thorin's heavy balls and licking them thoroughly. Thorin grunted his approval and spread his legs to give Bilbo better access to the underside of his sensitive testicles. "Back to the main course, little hobbit" Thorin said as he guided Bilbo back along his pulsating shaft. "Oin," Thorin growled between heavy breaths, "prepare Mr. Baggins' ass hole." "My ass hole!?" cried Bilbo as Thorin's cock slapped against his face. "Don't worry, little hobbit. You will be well serviced, and Oin is an old hand." With that, Thorin grabbed Bilbo's head and this time really did force, his cock past the hobbit's lips, silencing Bilbo's protests. Oin got on his hands and knees behind Bilbo and pressed his face against Bilbo's exposed butt cheeks. Hobbits are not very hairy, as a rule, except on the tops of their large feet, but Bilbo had lightly hairy legs and a fine brown fuzz covered his upper thighs and buttocks. Oin grabbed each of Bilbo's fuzzy globes and spread them wide, exposing the fuzz growing deep into his ass crack and around his pink anus. Oin inhaled the musk of Bilbo's ass, and ran his tongue from Bilbo's taint to the tops of his ass cheeks. "Not as strong as dwarf ass, but still damn tasty!" Oin declared. Bilbo quivered as Oin's tongue glided over his tight sphincter. Oin rubbed this thick red beard up and down Bilbo's ass trench, tickling the hobbit's hole and sending shivers down his whole body. Thorin chuckled at the hobbit's reaction to his sensitive hole being teased as he forced another inch of his cock into Bilbo's eager but inexperienced mouth. Bilbo gagged as the fat head hit the back of his throat. Thorin let Bilbo ease up on the cock long enough for him to swallow a mouthful of spit and precum before thrusting into the hobbit's mouth once again. Oin began work Bilbo's ass hole in earnest now. He spit a wad of mucus and saliva onto the hobbit's hole and began working the juice into Bilbo's tight hole with his tongue. Oin tasted as deep into Bilbo's ass as the dwarf's tongue would allow, eliciting moans and shivers from the little hobbit. After working his tongue deep into Bilbo's ass, Oin began to alternately tongue and suck on the sensitive ring of muscle, drawing the puckered flesh into his mouth to massage and relax it. Bilbo had never played with his butt like this before. The new sensations from his bum were making him hornier and hornier, encouraging him to suck Thorin down to the hilt. While Oin was working the hobbit's ass, Oin's brother, Gloin, had gotten down to the ground and crawled between Thorin's legs to get to Bilbo's cock. Gloin had never seen a hobbit's dick before and thought they might be commensurately small, but he was pleasantly surprised. Bilbo's cock stood fully erect at six inches, quite impressive for a someone under four feet tall. It was shiny and wet with precum, and Gloin swallowed it eagerly. Gloin's throat and tongue expertly massaged Bilbo's shaft, and his beard, flaming red like his brother's, tickled the hobbit's balls. Gloin sucked hungrily on Bilbo's salty cock juice, savoring a taste much lighter than a dwarf's precum. As Gloin sucked Bilbo's dick, Oin was stretching the hobbit's anus open with two fingers and plunging his tongue into the open orifice. Bilbo's cries of pain and pleasure were muffled by Thorin's dick in his mouth. Thorin's breathing came heavier and faster, and he was soon pumping gobs of thick dwarf seed into Bilbo's mouth. The first hot wad shot directly down Bilbo's throat and was swallowed, but more thick cream gushed from Thorin's cock, flooding the poor hobbit's mouth. Bilbo gagged and coughed, sending the cum gushing out around Thorin's cock and down Bilbo's chin. The taste of Thorin's cum was strong and foreign to the hobbit, salty and bitter and a little sweet all at once. It was strange but intoxicating, and Bilbo lapped up every bit he could. Satisfied for the moment, Thorin pulled his dick away from the hobbit. Bilbo gasped and licked the cum from his lips. "The warm-up is over," declared Thorin, as he stepped over Gloin. "On to the main event!" "The main event?!" Bilbo asked nervously. "Don't worry, little fellow" Thorin reassured Bilbo, "Have you not been enjoying our services?" Bilbo had never felt anything like this before, and his cock still ached for release, so he put up no resistance when Oin and Gloin lifted Bilbo off his knees and carried him to the dinner table. They quickly removed his shirt so that Bilbo was entirely naked and lying on the cold table. Now that his face wasn't full of Thorin's cock, Bilbo could see that the remainder of the dwarves were in various stages of undress. All of them were stroking hard erections and grinning lasciviously at their new sex toy. Bilbo was terrified, and yet he desperately wanted whatever the dwarves had in store for him next. He shivered at the cold table against his bare skin. Balin approached Bilbo. He was the oldest of the dwarves, with a shock of white hair standing almost straight up and a long white beard that covered the thick white fur of his chest and belly. "Don't fret Mr. Baggins. I'll warm you right up!" Balin said with a wink. The old dwarf saddled up to the table, which was just at groin height for a dwarf, and positioned himself between Bilbo's legs. He bent over the table and kissed Bilbo passionately on the lips. The lush white beard tickled Bilbo's chest and hardened his nipples, and soon Bilbo was not just warm but sweating and panting once again. Balin lapped up the excess of cum Thorin had left on the hobbit's face. He straightened and spat a mixture of cum and saliva onto his fingers and rubbed the natural lubricant into Bilbo's ass hole. Bilbo groaned. He knew what was coming and yet he still couldn't believe it. Balin grabbed Bilbo's legs and spread them wide. Bilbo felt Balin's hard wet cock press against his butt hole. With a yell, Bilbo's sphincter relented and opened to Balin's penis. Balin let out a satisfied sigh. At first Bilbo was in pain at having his ass invaded, but Balin was gentle. He probed slowly into Bilbo's hot tight rectum, making sure to retreat and let the flesh relax before probing deeper and deeper. By the time Balin was balls deep, the pain had subsided. As Balin started to slide rhythmically in and out of Bilbo's stretched hole, the hobbit gasped in pleasure. He had never felt these sensations coming from his ass. He felt indescribably full when Balin thrust the full length of his fuck pole into him, and achingly empty as Balin withdrew his cock. The friction on his tight anus was scratching an itch he never knew he had. With each thrust, Bilbo moaned. Balin's dick was hitting some special spot inside him that made him feel funny. It made him want to pee at first, but as his cock grew harder, the pressure became more and more pleasurable, like Balin was pressing the cum out of his cock. "Mmmmm," Balin cooed, "Lad, your ass is so tight and velvety. I love it!" "Oh, my!" Bilbo gasped. "What are you doing to my butt? It feels so good!" "Don't worry, lad, there's a lot more where this came from" replied Balin, as he continued to plow Bilbo's ass. At this point, Balin's younger brother, Dwalin, climbed on to the table. He had a steel gray ponytail and gray beard, as long as his brother's. His thick, tree trunk like legs straddled little Bilbo, and the swarthy dwarf squatted over the hobbit's face. The thick scent of the dwarf's ass hit Bilbo like a wall. It was a heady musk, stronger than anything Bilbo had smelled before. Dwalin's muscled globes spread before Bilbo's face, and the hobbit reached up to grab each furry cheek. He spread them even wider, as he extended his tongue up to meet Dwalin's puckered hole. The moment Bilbo's tongue touched the sensitive flesh, he was rewarded with a strong musky flavor. It was like every flavor of a male dwarf's flesh, but concentrated. Bilbo immediate began lapping at Dwalin's butt hole with gusto, savoring every lick. "Oh, very good, Mr. Baggins. Do you like the taste of dwarf ass?" Dwalin asked. "It tastes good" replied Bilbo between licks. "Have some more!" shouted Dwalin, as he sat down on Bilbo's face and ground his hairy crack up and down Bilbo's tongue. "Yes, yes" Dwalin encouraged, "get in there, and really eat out that dwarf hole. That's right, suck it in, chew on that hole!" As Bilbo ate Dwalin's ass, Balin enjoyed the hobbit's hungry hole. Balin's breathing became harder as he approached orgasm. The old dwarf increased the pace of his thrusts, hitting Bilbo's hot button hard and fast. "Oh, my! Oh, my! Ahhhh!" Bilbo shouted at the intensity of the fucking. Dwalin bent forward and took Bilbo's dick into his mouth. With one hand he reached up and started to twist and pull Balin's nipple. The fucking and the sucking were too much for Bilbo. He yelled as he pumped his hot hobbit cum into Dwalin's eager mouth. His anus clenched and spasmed on Balin's cock. Bilbo's ass muscles kneading his dick and his brother working his nipples sent Balin over the edge. He convulsed forward as he emptied his balls into Bilbo's rectum. Balin and Bilbo groaned in unison as Balin shot more hot dwarf spunk with each thrust. Finally spent, Balin pulled his dick out of Bilbo, allowing a small stream of cum to escape the hobbit's ass. "That was incredible" panted Bilbo. "Aye, lad" Balin replied between heavy breaths. "He's all lubed up for you, brother!" Balin said with another wink. "I always like your sloppy seconds, brother" Dwalin laughed, as he slapped Balin on his buttocks. He replaced Balin between Bilbo's sweaty thighs and without any ceremony slid his thick schlong balls deep into Bilbo. Poor Bilbo yelped in pain and surprise. Now that the hobbit had cum, the churning in his bowels didn't feel quite so pleasant. Luckily, he was well lubed with Balin's seed and took Dwalin's swollen dick with only a little discomfort. Bilbo grunted and grimaced. "Ungh, ah, could we, ugh, maybe ahh, take a little break?" protested Bilbo. Dwalin laughed. "Oh, no! We still have a long night of breeding a head of us!" replied Dwalin. "Be strong, lad," Balin added as he wiped the cum off his softening penis. "It will feel good again very soon." Bilbo groaned and writhed on the table as Dwalin worked his brother's thick cream deep into the hobbit's bowels. Dwalin placed his hand on Bilbo's chest, pinning the little hobbit to the table. The dwarf pulled his cock fully out of the hobbit, allowing Bilbo's aching hole to close. He paused briefly before thrusting himself fully back inside Bilbo's butt. The tight hobbit hole opened and accepted Dwalin's thick meat with surprising ease, as Bilbo let out a long moan. Again and again, Dwalin pulled out fully and pushed all the way back in, deep dicking the hobbit with long strokes. Bilbo's anus squelched as it expanded and contracted with Dwalin's rhythmic thrusts and leaked dwarf spunk onto the table and floor. The sheer power of Dwalin's masculine fucking gave Bilbo another hard on, and as his dick grew, the more pleasurable the cock in his ass became. Bilbo closed his eyes and moaned with a smile on his face. With the initial discomfort gone with this return of his erection, Bilbo found himself enjoying this fucking even more than the last. His hole was open and relaxed, slick with churning cum, and filled with thick dick. And now he was in no danger of imminent orgasm. He wanted to enjoy the anal massage he was getting forever. So when Dwalin shuddered and grunted as he pumped his load into the hobbit, Bilbo was a little disappointed that the fuck was over. He loved the sensation of cum dripping out of his hole, but he wanted more dick. He even said so, despite his normally timid nature. After Dwalin slid his cock out of Bilbo's ass, the hobbit moaned, "More, more! Please, fuck me more. I need to feel more dick in my ass." Across the room, Thorin stroked his cock, which was already wanting more action. He smiled to himself as he thought, "Mr. Baggins has really hit his stride now. He's the biggest cock whore I've ever seen, and will make the journey much more pleasurable." Ori, Dori, and Nori were up next while Oin and Gloin stroked their meat in the wings. The three dwarves looked nearly identical, and for a moment, Bilbo thought he had been fucked so hard his vision was blurred. They all had closely shorn brown locks and brown eyes. Only their facial hair differed: Ori had no mustache, but a long full beard braided to a tip; Dori, quite the opposite, had a short beard on his cheeks and a smooth chin, but a long mustache that was braided on each end; Nori had both a long beard and mustache, and all where braided into three points. Ori climbed onto the table and lay on his back next to Bilbo. The dwarf stroked his seven inch erection, squeezing his foreskin over the engorged cockhead with each stroke and forcing more precum out of the tip. "So, the little hobbit has as big appetite for dick, eh?" Ori said. "There's plenty of dwarf meat right here for you!" Bilbo looked hungrily at the thick veiny tower of cock next to him and wet his lips. "What are you waiting for? Get up on that fucker!" Ori ordered. Bilbo sat up on the table. He was weak in the knees from the fucking, and he nearly fell trying to stand. The dwarves laughed, but offered words of encouragement: "There's a good lad!" "Up you go." "Don't give up, Mr. Baggins." Bilbo straddled Ori, unsure of himself; until now he had been passive in the whole sexual escapade. He slowly squatted down over Ori until he felt the cock hit is ass crack. "That's it, little hobbit," Ori encouraged. "now, take my cock and guide it home." Bilbo did as instructed. He grabbed the throbbing cock and placed it at his back entrance. He lowered himself a little more, and his anus opened and swallowed Ori's cock. Bilbo gasped as he was entered once more and then slid himself down, fully impaling himself on Ori's fuck pole. Once he was sitting on Ori's groin, Bilbo gyrated his hips to work every last bit of dick into him and groaned in pleasure at the fleeing of the cock rocking inside him. "Oh, yesssss" Ori moaned. The dwarf lay back and put his hands behind his head, knowing that Bilbo's craving for dick would make him do all the work. Bilbo raised himself until only the tip of Ori's dick stayed in Bilbo's hole, then slid all the way back down. Up and down, up and down. Bilbo quickened his pace until he was bouncing and slapping his ass against Ori below. Bilbo's hard cock felt good when it slapped up against his bellying with every descent. He closed his eyes with a smile and put his head back, moaning. "Good, little hobbit!" Ori declared. "Keep fucking yourself. Fuck yourself nice and hard." Bilbo was enjoying sliding up and down Ori's pole so much, he didn't notice Dori and Nori get onto the table on either side of him. He didn't open his eyes until he felt a penis hit him in the face. Bilbo opened his eyes to a grinning Dori on his left and Nori on his right, sporting the same grin. They each held their cocks in their hands pointed directly at Bilbo's mouth. Bilbo knew what to do and immediate took Dori's thick member into his mouth. It was just like Ori's: seven inches, thick, and uncut. Bilbo stuffed his face with Dori's cock, while he took Nori's penis in his other hand and started to jack his fist along the shaft. "Don't hog that hot mouth all to yourself, brother," Nori protested. Nori pulled Bilbo's face away from Dori's cock to his own, and Bilbo slurped it down hungrily. "My turn, again!" Dori shouted after a few moments, and he shoved his wet dong back down Bilbo's throat. Bilbo continued to ride Ori's cock as he took turns servicing the two other brothers' cocks with his mouth. "Let's try both," Nori suggested with a wicked grin. "Open wide, Mr. Baggins!" Bilbo opened his mouth as wide as he could, as both dwarves forced their fat cocks into his mouth. He could just barely fit both heads inside. He couldn't move his mouth much along the shafts, but he used his tongue to lap all around the engorged flesh. All three brothers looked so similar and their cocks felt and tasted the same, so Bilbo felt like somehow one dwarf had split himself in three, just to put three dicks into him at once! Although Bilbo loved servicing all three cocks, his legs were getting sore from the workout of riding Ori's cock. Yet he didn't want to stop. He wanted that constant pounding deep inside his bowels. Just as Bilbo's legs were about to give out, Ori took charge and grabbed Bilbo's hips. He thrust a few more times deep into the hobbit before cumming hard. He planted Bilbo firmly on his hips as he pumped his juice into the hobbit for almost a full minute. "My turn!" shouted Dori, as he lifted the hobbit off of Ori's cum drenched cock. The dwarves wasted no time in moving Bilbo off the table. Ori grabbed one leg and put his arm around the hobbit's back, while Nori did the same on the other side. The two dwarves held the hobbit suspended over the floor, his bottom dangling down and a slow but steady stream of dwarf jizz oozing toward the floor. Ori and Nori spread Bilbo's legs, and Dori moved into position, ready to fuck Bilbo in a sling made of dwarves. Dori slid his cock into Bilbo's chute with ease, as they both let out a satisfied sigh. Ori and Nori rocked their arms synchronously, sending Bilbo sliding along Ori's shaft. "Yes, yes!" Bilbo yelled, enjoying every stroke. "Please, more, harder!" With a mischievous grin Dori pulled his cock out of Bilbo's rectum, and rubbed the head up against the hobbit's stretched anus. "You want this cock?" teased Dori. "Yes!" cried Bilbo. "Beg for it, hobbit," Dori demanded. "Please," Bilbo begged. "I need it. Fill my ass. Please fill me!" "You asked for it, hobbit!" Dori laughed. He thrust into Bilbo's butt with all his force, sending the hobbit backward in Ori's and Nori's arms. After being filled to the hilt, Bilbo slid all the way off of Doris cock, only to swing back onto it as Dori thrust forward again. "Ahhrg!" screamed Bilbo in both pain and pleasure, but Dori wouldn't relent. He grabbed his brothers' shoulders and started to ferociously pound Bilbo's hole. Bilbo swung back and forth in the strong arms of the dwarves grunting and groaning with pleasure. "Y-y-yes" he barely stammered. It wasn't long before Dori was grunting his orgasm, adding his seed to Bilbo's full rectum. Bilbo's butt was so full of sperm and air from being fucked that when Dori finally pulled his cock out, Bilbo's ass let out a sloppy fart, sending gobs of dwarf spunk to the ground. "Can't fill up his ass if he keeps leaking," observed Nori. "Flip him, boys!" he ordered. Ori let Bilbo down on the rug. The dwarf grabbed Bilbo's ankles and then squatted over the hobbit's face, lifting Bilbo's butt into the air and spreading his legs. Nori stood over Bilbo's open ass. With some difficulty, Nori forced his dick downward and dipped it into Bilbo's ass. Bilbo eagerly ate Ori's ass hole while Nori fucked him from above. "Hey, brother," Nori said to Dori. "Help me out back there." Dori grinned. He wiped the copious dwarf cum from his softening dick onto his hand. He stood behind Nori whose legs were spread and knees rhythmically squatting as he fucked Bilbo. Dori put his gooey fingers between Nori's furry butt cheeks and worked two fingers into his brother's ass hole. Nori moaned as Dori's two fat fingers penetrated into him. He gyrated his hips, working both the dwarf cum into his ass and his dick into Bilbo. The anal massage had Nori panting and whining with pleasure, and soon his legs shuddered as he released his gift of cum into Bilbo's ass. Bilbo was so busy putting his tongue into Ori's rectum, he had didn't realize Nori had orgasmed until his cock was pulled from the hobbit's ass. The three brothers lifted the hobbit to his feet and slapped him on the ass, leaving him to the swaying dicks of Oin and Gloin. No sooner had Bilbo got to his feet that Gloin was pushing the poor hobbit onto his hands and knees again. "We had some fun with your ass and dick. Now it's time to return the favor. Enjoy, Mr. Baggins!" Oin said. Before Oin had even finished talking, Gloin had thrust his cock into Bilbo's mouth. Oin placed his hands on each of Bilbo's butt cheeks and spread them wide to reveal his well-pounded hole. Oin bent over and licked the seeping orifice. "Tastes a bit different now! That's some good dwarf seed" Oin remarked. With that he slipped his cock into Bilbo and started to pleasure the hobbit with long smooth strokes. Bilbo felt so full as he was spit roasted at both ends, fully impaled by dwarf cock. Bilbo's cock waved in the air with every thrust and drooled precum onto the rug. Soon Gloin was shooting his cum down Bilbo's throat, but this time Bilbo was ready. Bilbo sucked down every drop of cum, and what he couldn't swallow, he held in his mouth to savor his creamy reward. Bilbo wiped his mouth with a grin. "More!"he demanded. Oin was soon to oblige and emptied his balls into the hobbit's ass. Bilbo panted heavily, waiting for what would come next. Bombur was the largest and fattest of the dwarves. He was over a foot taller than Bilbo and immensely round. Despite the fat, Bombur was just as strong or stronger than the other dwarves. His shiny dick head stuck out from below his belly, and Bilbo swallowed hard at the thought of so much dwarf flesh crushing into him. But instead of mounting the hobbit, Bombur turned around, got on his hands and knees and directed his titanic ass toward Bilbo. Bilbo stared at the two ripe melons before him and inhaled the intoxicating musk of dwarf ass. Bombur reached back and pulled his plump globes apart to reveal his pink pucker. "Hungry, Mr. Baggins? I have enough ass here to satisfy any appetite." Bilbo went to work worshiping the biggest roundest ass he had ever seen. He licked up and down the deep trench of ass and all around Bombur's immense cheeks. He gently nibbled on the dwarf's taint. Eventually he settled on the main course and made love to Bombur's anal lips with his mouth, sucking, kneading, and penetrating the tender ring of muscle. The giant dwarf cooed gently and stroked his leaking cock. Meanwhile, Bombur's cousins Bifur and Bofur were eager to get in on the action. Bifur, who was bald on top with a thick black beard, slid under Bilbo and began to suck on the hobbit's dick. Bofur, who had a Mohawk on his head and same beard as his brother, began fucking Bilbo from behind. The whole foursome moaned and grunted as they worked each other's holes into frothy messes. Bofur cried out as he squirted his load into Bilbo's flooded ass. Bilbo wondered which dwarf would be next to use his hole. Instead, Bombur stood up and bent over the table. Bifur got out from under Bilbo and lifted Bilbo right off his feet! He brought the hobbit up to Bombur's spread ass and pressed Bilbo's dick into Bombur's hungry hole. The dwarf anus opened wide to accept Bilbo's ample cock, and he slid fully into the chubby dwarf butt. Bilbo had never put his dick into an ass before, let alone a male dwarf's ass. The chunky dwarf's orifice was tight and warm, and the anal muscles pulsated, shooting waves of pleasure down Bilbo's thick shaft. Because Bombur was so much taller than little Bilbo, the hobbit's feet still dangled six inches off the ground. Bifur held Bilbo aloft by his hips and sank his cock into the hobbit's wet ass, creating a dwarf fuck sandwich with Bilbo suspended between them. Bifur thrust his cock into Bilbo, which sent the hobbit's hips forward and pressed his cock deeper into Bombur. Bilbo and Bombur let out satisfied sighs as their assholes quivered in delight. With his feet off the ground, Bilbo found himself helpless between the dwarves. Bifur controlled how Bilbo fucked Bombur by pushing his hips into the hobbit, like he was fucking his cousin Bombur through Bilbo. The sensations in both his dick and ass at once were something Bilbo had never felt before. He gasped and moaned in pleasure, as he leaned forward onto Bombur's back to help support his weight. Bilbo grabbed the sides of Bombur. The dwarf's back was so broad, the hobbit could barely reach the nipples on his bouncing chest. Bilbo instinctively squeezed and stroked Bombur's nipples, sending shudders down Bombur's body and making his anus spasm around Bilbo's cock. "Ahh, yes!" moaned Bombur. "Breed me, little hobbit. I've never felt hobbit dick before, but it's so good. Plant your hobbit seed deep into my dwarf ass." At this point, Bofur was on the table straddling Bombur. "Clean the dwarf seed off my cock" Bofur ordered. Bilbo hungrily obeyed as he continued to fuck the other dwarves with both his cock and ass. Bilbo lapped up every drop of cum on Bifur's cock, savoring the taste of dwarf cum mixed with the flavor of his own ass. Bombur groaned and whimpered as Bilbo played with his hairy tits and hit the sweet spot in his butt. The fat dwarf bucked and ground his plump bottom back into Bilbo's cock. He soon felt an unbearable pressure build up in his ass and he started to send volleys of cum to the floor. Bombur's ass clenched Bilbo's dick as his body convulsed with orgasm. The friction on Bilbo's cock sent him into orgasmic spasms for the second time that night. He squirted his hobbit juice deep into Bombur's huge ass, while milking the cum out of Bifur's balls, in a fucking chain reaction. Exhausted, Bilbo nearly fell off of Bombur's back, but he wasn't finished yet. Fili and Kili were eagerly wanting their turn. "I'm not sure I can take another penis," Bilbo panted. "Keep going, lad. You're almost there!" shouted Balin from across the room. "That's right!" added Fili. "You've come so far," Kili encouraged. "You can't give up now!" Little Bilbo gritted his teeth. "They're right" he thought. "I can't give up now. I've experienced so much and felt so many new and amazing things. I won't quit now". Bilbo looked at the two blond brothers. They were nearly as tall as Bombur but the leanest and youngest of the group with hard defined muscles and throbbing hard cocks. The truth was he wanted those blond beefcakes and their thick cocks. Bilbo plucked up his courage. "All right then, sit on the couch, both of you" Bilbo ordered. Fili and Kili sat on the couch their arms across each other's shoulders along the back. Bilbo got on the couch and, with his back to the dwarf, sat himself onto Fili's cock. The rigid dwarf meat easily entered Bilbo's cum filled hole. The hobbit grunted as he took a cock in his ass for the ninth time that night. He had just cum but Bilbo's lust was strong, and the urge to breed and the stroking deep in his rectum made his hobbit cock hard once more. After bouncing up and down on Fili's dick for a few minutes, Bilbo abruptly lifted his ass off the blond dwarf. He straddled his brother and proceeded to fuck himself on Kili's fat shaft. Back and forth, Bilbo fucked the two dwarves in turn, while the dwarves played with the hobbit's small hard nipples. But Bilbo wanted more. He needed more thick cock pumping him full of hot creamy dwarf seed. He got a wicked idea. "Lie down," Bilbo told Fili and Kili. "On your backs, heads opposite. That's right; groins together. Closer! Push your testicles together." With some maneuvering Fili and Kili were lying on the couch, their taints pressed up against each other and their cocks together pointing to the ceiling. Bilbo squatted over their cocks, and little by little forced both penises past his aching anus. The hobbit grunted with delight. He had never felt so full before. "Oh, yes!!" Bilbo moaned as he gyrated his hips over the dwarves, causing the two cock to slide in and out of his ass and rub against both the walls of his ass and each other. He rocked his hips left and right. As he swung toward Kili, Kili's cock slid deeper up his butt, while Fili's cock retreated, and the opposite would happen as he pushed toward Kili. The two cocks alternately ramming his butt like pistons was driving Bilbo wild. He gasped and mumbled incoherently. He reached down and felt his stretched ass lips hugging the sides of the two thick dicks. Bilbo worked his ass around the two cocks faster and faster until Fili's and Kili's breathing became fast and labored. The cock on cock friction was too much, and soon both dwarves were shooting hot ropes of cum into Bilbo's greedy ass. Bilbo stood up triumphantly, having milked all thirteen dwarf dicks. But he wasn't finished just yet. "Bring the hobbit to me!" Thorin commanded. Fili's and Kili took Bilbo to the bed room, where he found the dwarf prince lying on the bed, with his massive erection standing tall and proud. "I have not yet had the pleasure of feeling our host's velvety backside," Thorin said in his deep baritone. "Come, Mr. Baggins. What sort of guest would I be if I didn't repay my host with all the thick dwarf seed he desires?" Bilbo's legs were so tired from squatting up and down over dwarven dick that he could barely stand. Fili and Kili each took one of Bilbo's legs and arms and lifted him onto the bed and over Thorin's waiting cock. They lowered Bilbo onto the thick dwarf shaft, fully impaling the hobbit. They lifted and lowered Bilbo again and again, fucking the hobbit on their uncle's dick. Bilbo was limp with exhaustion, but his hard cock betrayed his desire. He moaned and kissed Fili and Kili in turn as they bounced the hobbit up and down. After a few minutes, Thorin pulled Bilbo off his cock. He lifted the hobbit's legs over his shoulders and thrust back into Bilbo's cum soaked rectum. Thorin rocked back and forth in the bed rubbing Bilbo's sweet spot and making the hobbit writhe and gasp with pleasure. The dwarf prince wrapped his arms around Bilbo and drew him close, pressing Bilbo's thighs up to his chest. Bilbo put his arms around Thorin's neck and kissed him passionately. This time it was the hobbit invading the dwarf's mouth, hungry to breathe the same breath and taste Thorin's lips and tongue. Thorin grunted with pleasure. He held the hobbit tight as he maneuvered off the bed and stood up, still keeping Bilbo impaled on his dick. Lifting Bilbo high off the ground as they kissed, Thorin held on to Bilbo's hips tight and started to fuck him with ferocious strength. Bilbo yelled as he broke away from the kiss. Thorin slammed his fuck pole into Bilbo with increasing power and speed, harder than any dwarf before, sending uncontrollable waves of pleasure through the hobbit. Bilbo threw his head back and shouted incoherently. His eyes rolled back into his head, and he lost all rational thought as the desire to be fucked took over his brain. Their shouts of ecstasy filled all of Baggend, and indeed woke the neighbors, until Bilbo, without even touching himself, shot his load for the third time that night all over Thorin's chest. Thorin released his second round of cum deep into Bilbo's ass. After all the fucking and his third orgasm, Bilbo was so tired he fell asleep right in Thorin's arms, with Thorin's penis still penetrating the hobbit. The sun was up when Bilbo awoke the next morning. At first he thought he had the craziest dream, but he soon noticed the moist patch on the bed smelling strongly of dwarf spunk, which had slowly but steadily leaked out of his ass. He also noticed that his ass hole was sore like he had never felt before. He soon found a note explaining that the dwarves couldn't wait to depart and that they hoped he would sign the contract and catch up with them. Bilbo thought for a moment. This was sheer insanity. He didn't want any adventures, and yet the erotic experiences of the previous night were so amazing and intense he couldn't help but wonder what he would miss if he stayed in his comfortable boring hobbit hole. Rubbing his hurting rear, he made up his mind. "Ah, Mr. Baggins! So glad you decided to join us," Thorin said, as Bilbo met the company at the edge of Hobbiton. "We have a pony for you." Bilbo looked at the pony and thought about his tender ass. "I think I'll walk for bit," Bilbo replied. To be continued... Questions, comments suggestions? Email cheekymonkeytales@yahoo.com