Date: Tue, 16 Jun 2015 01:17:06 +0000 (UTC) From: Cliff Erikson Subject: Why There Are No Women in The Hobbit. Part Four: Going Down in Goblin Town Why There Are No Women in The Hobbit Part Four: Going Down in Goblin Town Disclaimer: The fictional characters depicted in this story belong to the estate of J.R.R. Tolkien and George Allen and Unwin (UK) publishers. They are presented here as a fair use sex parody. Everything darkened as Thorin and Company began the long ascent into the Misty Mountains: The sky grew ominous, as a billowy blanket of black clouds covered the sun. The ground grew rocky with basalt. Few things grew, and Bilbo shuddered at the thought of having to eat the scraggly crows that haunted the slopes. And with the darkening of the earth and sky, their moods followed. Even the sex, Bilbo's refuge of warmth and excitement, seemed to grow stale, and at the end of each weary day a rough fuck and a load of thick dwarf cum was the best poor Bilbo could hope for. One day, as they neared the top of the pass, a fierce storm crashed against the mountain. The sudden deluge would have swept little Bilbo off the side of the mountain, if Kili hadn't been quick enough to grab the hobbit's ankle and draw him breathless into his strong dwarven arms. The lighting and thunder were ferocious, and they could barely see the trail beneath their feet through the sheets of rain. Brief flickers of lightning lit the sky like midday. In the brief flashes, Bilbo thought he could make out the forms of immense stone giants in the valley below. In the flickering light, Bilbo wasn't sure if the giants were fighting or fucking, but either way, the sounds of their huge stone bodies crashing into one another echoed up through the pass. Just then, Balin, who was scouting up ahead as usual shouted, "Oy! I've found a cave, we might take refuge in!" In a few moments they were all warily standing near the mouth of the cavern, wondering if they would rather face the terrors in the mountain or the storm outside. No one had a dry torch, so Gandalf lit the end of staff (wizards are good for some things, after all!). They cautiously entered the cave, and to their delight found it dry, small, and blessedly unoccupied. The party was exhausted from their climb and the storm, and they soon decided to camp for the night and wait until the sun was shining once again. With the ponies tethered at one end of the cave, they all settled down for the night, and Bilbo dreamt of elvish food and round smooth elivish buttocks. But sometime during the night, Bilbo's pleasant dreams turned to terror. He kept dreaming that a crack in the back of the cave was getting wider and wider and that something entirely unpleasant was waiting there, ready to... Just then a small crack awoke Bilbo. To his horror, his dream had not been a dream, and indeed the ponies were being drawn into a gaping crack in the cavern wall. "The ponies!" Bilbo shouted, "They're taking the ponies!" Within seconds, goblins were flooding into the cave, grabbing Bilbo and the dwarves, who were just groggily wondering what all the fuss was about. Faster than Bilbo could blink, they were restrained by strong clawed hands and dragged back into the dark crack in the wall and into the heart of the mountain. One fortunate thing did come of Bilbo's cry of surprise. In that split second, Gandalf awoke and in a flash of light was able to escape! Bilbo and the dwarves were not so lucky. They were dragged, prodded, and carried down and down into the darkness of the mountain and into the goblin city. All the while the goblins sang: Clap! Snap! the butt crack! Grip, grope! Pinch, tweak! And down down to Goblin-town You go, my lad! Thrust, pound! poke, stroke! Hammer and tongs! dildos and dongs! Pound, pound, far underground! Ho, ho! my lad! Swish, smack! Whip crack! Batter and beat! jerk and bleat! Work, work! Nor dare to shirk, While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh, Round and round far underground Below, my lad! The lewd and violent song terrified Bilbo, who had never seen or heard a goblin before. In the darkness, he could just make out their toothy grins and clawed hands and little else until they stumbled into a large cavern. This was the hall of the Great Goblin, a throne room expanded out of the stone and lit along the sides with torches. In the flickering light, Bilbo got his first good look at their tormentors. Goblins are strange creatures and come in all shapes and sizes. Some were even smaller than Bilbo, and others, like the Great Goblin, were nearly seven feet tall. Their skin was green to gray to purple and hairless. Most had under-slung jaws with either tusks or small sharp teeth, and they wore curious bits of metal: iron belts and spiked shoulder covers, chains and domed cod pieces. The Great Goblin sat hulking in his chair wrought from iron and animal bones and wore shoulder armor attached by chains to his chest and large belly. A black metal cod piece protruded from between his thick legs. "Who are these miserable persons?" the Great Goblin snarled. "We caught them spying near our front door!" declared another goblin. "Thieves, no doubt!" "We are not thieves!" Thorin protested. "I am Thorin Oakenshield, and my people were merely seeking shelter from the storm." "Lies!" screamed the globlins. The Great Goblin grunted and stood. "It matters not. You are ours now, and you will make fine slaves for our mines." The large goblin swaggered to Thorin and cupped the dwarf king's head in one mighty goblin hand. "But before that, you will make fine slaves for our cocks!" The Great Goblin bellowed with laughter, and the other goblins gave a cheer. The Great Goblin reached behind his back and released the chain holding his cod piece. The cup of metal hit the floor with a clang, revealing the goblin's thick and pungent cock. It flopped semi-hard in front of Thorin's face and had strange knobs and protrusions along its growing seven inch length. "Service us well, and you will live to see our mines, dwarf." Thorin stared at the thick goblin penis. It was starting to grow, and he could see a slimy green drop of precum starting to ooze from its piss lips. The goblins were all chanting, "Suck, suck, suck" over and over, louder and louder. Thorin took a breath, closed his eyes and opened his mouth wide. The next moment, Thorin was gagging, as the Great Goblin thrust his entire rubbery shaft down the throat of the humiliated dwarf king. His eyes watered as the huge goblin cupped the back of his head and pinned his dick to the back of Thorin's throat. Satisfied that he had punished the intruder, the Great Goblin let his cock slide partway out of Thorin's mouth, allowing the dwarf to take a breath. The goblin began to rhythmically face-fuck the dwarf king, enjoying the warmth and wetness of Thorin's mouth and the gurgles he made as he fought to breathe around the huge swollen cock filling his mouth. After a few moments, the Great Goblin grabbed Thorin by his black mane and pulled his cock fully out, flinging spit and precum down Thorin's beard. The goblin meat was fully erect now, over ten inches and covered in knobs and bumps behind a bulbous purple head. "Open wide!" the Great Goblin ordered. Thorin glared at his captor, but silently opened his mouth. "Stick out your tongue!" bellowed the goblin. Thorin obeyed. The goblin slapped his mighty dong on Thorin's waiting tongue. The gaping piss slit oozed its pungent lubricant, leaving thick ropes of precum dangling from Thorin's tongue. The Great Goblin laughed as he thrust and wiggled his big cock all over Thorin's face, smearing goblin precum everywhere. "Now lap at it, dwarf. Show me how much you love my cock." Thorin again obeyed his captor, lapping up the sides and head of the Great Goblin's penis, getting the salty spunky flavor with every lick. "What are you waiting or, boys?" the Great Goblin asked with glee. "There are thirteen more where this came from!" The goblins let out a cheer, and soon all thirteen dwarves and little Bilbo were lined up on their knees, staring at goblin crotches. The scrappy leather thongs and iron cod pieces were pulled down in short order, leaving thick green, gray, and purple, poles swaying inches from their lips. Bilbo's goblin was scarcely larger than the hobbit, but had an impressive seven inch cock with a plump green head and ridges running along its length. The goblin grinned lasciviously down at the hobbit. Without being ordered, or even thinking about it, Bilbo opened wide and sucked the cock down the hilt. Seeing the thick goblin sausage in front of his face, was all the encouragement he needed. The thick and salty cock easily slid down Bilbo's experienced throat, leaving its strong flavor on the hobbit's tongue. The goblin cried out in both surprise and pleasure at the speed of the hobbit, who was already working the sensitive pole with an eager ferocity. "Look at this one!" the goblin cried. "He loves it!" The other goblins watched as Bilbo expertly massaged and stroked the goblin dick with his mouth and tongue. Even the dwarves, who were busy taking thick cocks down their throats looked askance at their hobbit companion. Bilbo wasn't even sure himself why he wanted the goblin cock so much. But he wanted it badly. Even the taste wasn't so bad now that he was getting used to it. In fact, he was starting to enjoy coaxing out drop after drop of the strong flavored liquid. Bilbo's sexual fervor was having an effect on the dwarfs. Slowly their reluctance faded, replaced by an aroused curiosity, and then a desperate need. Soon all the dwarves were eagerly pleasing their captors, working every slimy dong into a frothy mess of precum and spit and savoring the taste as they sucked it all down. "These are the best slaves we've ever had!" one goblin declared. "We should save them from the mines and keep them for ourselves!" cried another. "I wonder if we can use them in even better ways!" mused the short goblin plowing Bilbo's face. "What way would that be?" asked the Great Goblin, who had ceased to order Thorin's sucking and was enjoying the dwarf king working his own magic. "They've all got more than one hole, don't they?" the goblin replied. "Yes, yes!!" the goblins shouted. "Let's use their other holes!" Laughing with glee, more goblins descended on the company. They grabbed them from behind, and with little ceremony, they tore at their trousers and undergarments, pulling them down or leaving them in such tatters that they offered no protection to their exposed ass holes against the horny goblins. Bilbo felt himself pushed roughly onto his hands, much to the annoyance of the goblin in front of him, who then had to kneel to keep his cock level with the hobbit's talented mouth and tongue. Clawed hands grabbed each of his exposed butt cheeks and spread them wide. "So plump and juicy!" a scratchy voice declared from behind. A strong hand grabbed his taint and ass trench, rubbing up and down and finding his quivering anus. The goblin was seeking his own pleasure, not Bilbo's, so without a drop of spit, the goblin lined his cock head up to Bilbo's defenseless sphincter. Luckily for Bilbo (and the dwarves as well, many of whom were not as expert as the hobbit in taking thick cocks up the ass), goblin penises ooze copious amounts of slick and slimy precum, lubricating everything they touch. Bilbo relaxed his behind, and with a pop the goblin's bulbous purple head entered the hobbit's warm, tight hole. This particular goblin had a ridge spiraling down his penis like a cork screw. As each ridge pressed up against Bilbo's sphincter, the ring of muscle would stretch and then relax to accommodate the intruder. Bilbo gurgled and gasped in pleasure around the dick of the goblin in front of him. It wasn't long before the goblin was ferociously using Bilbo's rectum, pistoning his cock in and out of the hobbit's squirming and sucking ass hole. The spiraling ridge along the goblin's cock bumped rapid fire over Bilbo's inner sweet spot, so that each thrust gave the hobbit ten times the pleasure of a regular dick. Bilbo squealed at the sensation and intense pressure building in his loins, his raging erection begging for release. In record time, Bilbo felt his balls draining onto the floor beneath him, as waves of ecstasy spread from his pummeled ass and spewing cock and made him see stars. Desperate to empty his balls, the goblin quickly orgasmed into Bilbo, spewing this thick green seed deep into the hobbit's guts. But the goblin wasn't done yet. He pulled his cock out of Bilbo's ass and continued to shoot volley after volley of cum over Bilbo's back, even shooting onto the belly of the goblin shoving his dick down Bilbo's throat. Excited by the sight of his companion draining his balls, the little goblin in front of Bilbo started shooting his load all over Bilbo's face. In a few moments, Bilbo was covered in strong smelling green spunk. Bilbo tried to catch his breath, as his cock stayed rock hard wanting more. In that moment of rest, Bilbo looked to his companions. He saw Bombur on all fours, a smaller goblin riding his ass. The little goblin's feet didn't touch the ground, but he laughed in glee as he thrust his impressive dick into the dwrf's chubby ass. Bombur took the cock with ease, enjoying a good buggering, as he sucked off another goblin. Some of the more confirmed top-dwarfs, however, were having a hard time adjusting to the thick cocks stretching out their holes. Dwalin, had a particularly beefy goblin behind him, thrusting himself into dwarf's tortured anus. His thick beard was already coated in the tell-tale green slime of a satisfied goblin. "Mother fucker!" the burly dwarf roared. "Damn, that's a big cock!" Dwalin grunted and winced as his tight inexperienced rump was savagely ploughed. Quick witted Bilbo knew that the more aroused one was, the easier it was to relax one's anus and enjoy a big cock. With goblin spunk leaking from both holes, Bilbo crawled a few feet to where Dwalin was on his back, his stout legs held wide by a huge goblin with thick bulging muscles. Bilbo lifted a tattered flap of Dwalin's undergarments and began to expertly suck down the thick dwarf meat. Dwalin had gone semi-soft from the pain in his ass, but Bilbo's skilled throat soon had the dwarf penis back to its full glory. "What in Mordor, are you doing, Bilbo?" asked a bewildered Dwalin. "Why are you...oh...helping...ah..the...gahh!" Dwalin's protests slowly faded as his engorged erection took over his rational thinking. The pleasure Bilbo was giving his dick made Dwalin moan and relax his fiercely clenched ass hole. The pain in his rectum subsided, replaced by a satisfying fullness. Giving a loud groan of pleasure, Dwalin's eyes rolled back in his head. Balin, who was next to his brother, saw how Bilbo was helping the dwarf through the pain. "Biblo's figured it out, lads!" the old dwarf shouted. "The goblins may not care about our pleasure, but we can make it feel good by pleasing each other!" Now the rest of the dwarves were a bit skeptical, but they saw how Dwalin groaned and writhed, not with pain but with sexual need, and how Bilbo eagerly slurped down the dwarf's huge erection. Despite their distaste for goblins, their horny cocks urged them to follow Bilbo's example. Next to Balin, Gloin was sucking down a huge bumpy goblin penis, while another goblin mounted him from behind. Balin slid himself under Gloin so he could suck the other red haired dwarf's cock. Horned up and ready to go, Balin spread his legs wide to display the snowy fuzz around his anus. He didn't have to wait long for a goblin to take his place between the old dwarf's thighs and plug his greedy hole with thick cock. Balin moaned as his ass was filled and massaged, slurping down Gloin's growing meat, while jacking himself off. The big blonde brothers Fili and Kili were each getting as ass full of the goblin dong themselves. In between fuckings, they had put themselves in a sixty-nine position to help ease the pain in their ass holes while they sucked the cum out of each other. Meanwhile, another goblin had found Bilbo's horny hole and was eagerly working on making a second deposit into the hobbit's innards while Bilbo coaxed more ball juice out of the Dwalin. Dwalin was thoroughly enjoying himself now thanks to Bilbo. "Fuck yeah!" he shouted. "Come on, harder! More! You call that fucking? Give me more!" The huge goblin gave Dwalin rapid angry thrusts, sending extreme shudders of pleasure through the dwarf's body. Dwarf cum erupted into Bilbo's mouth, and for a moment Dwalin felt as though he was going to pass out. As his vision cleared, he realized the big goblin had emptied his balls into his spasming dwarf hole and was now sound asleep. "Lightweight" Dwalin sneered as his erstwhile tormentor. He pulled his dripping cock from Bilbo's mouth and stood up. He found the biggest goblin who wasn't already fucking one of his brethren. With a roar he charged the goblin and sent the snarling brute to the ground. To the shock of the goblin, Dwalin immediately straddled the prone goblin and impaled his ass on the throbbing gray cock. The dwarf savagely rode the goblin's penis as they both gave out animalistic grunts. The goblin buggering Bilbo's ass was soon adding his seed to the hobbit's warm rectum, moaning and hissing as the orgasm swept over his quivering green flesh. Feeling the softening goblin cock slide out of his slick and creamy bottom, Bilbo stood, looking for the next goblin ready to breed. Several of the goblins had noticed Dwalin riding the pole of a pleasantly surprised goblin. Goblins can be lazy creatures, and they wondered why should they have to do all the work of thrusting and sweating, when they could get an eager hole to jack them off while they relaxed on the floor? Wanting a hungry slave hole of their own, several goblins were lying on their backs, inviting the hobbit to sit on their thick slimy dongs. Bilbo walked over to one goblin with a particularly knobby tool. Steel gray, it looked like it was studded with metal rivets. Bilbo, straddle the horny goblin and bent over, spreading his ass and teasing the goblin with its velvety delights. The goblin couldn't resist. "Get over here!" he shouted, as he leaned forward, grabbed Bilbo's hips and pulled his waiting hole down on the throbbing goblin dick. Bilbo rode the cock, cooing and moaning as the bumps massaged his insides. The goblin lay back, hands behind his head, enjoying the incredible friction. As he rode the knobby cock, Bilbo noticed that Oin had finished milking hot goblin spunk into his ass, but still had a raging boner himself. Biblo beckoned the dwarf. The hobbit leaned back against the thick muscled chest of the goblin, still rocking his hips down onto the swollen pole. Oin could see each bump as it stretched out the hobbit's anus. With one hand, Bilbo reached between his legs, running two fingers along his supple and sensitive ass lips and feeling the cock pass through them. "Room for some dwarf meat," Bilbo called, with a mischievous grin. Oin, who was aching to shoot his load after pleasuring several goblin cocks, squatted in front of the coupled hobbit and goblin. He placed his dwarf meat alongside the bumpy goblin pole and gently worked it in to Bilbo's well-trained ass. Oin started thrusting hungrily into Biblo, the combination of the hobbit's tight chute and the caressing bumps of the goblin cock sent Oin wild. Just when the dwarf didn't think he could take any more stimulation without blowing his load, another goblin came up behind the dwarf and slid his prick into Oin's already well lubed hole. The pressure in his ass was too much, and within seconds he was mixing his dwarvish seed with the goblin's deep inside Bilbo. But the goblin at Oin's rear wasn't done yet, and he continued to fuck Oin, who then plunged his dick back into Bilbo while rubbing up against the other goblin cock stuffed up Bilbo's rectum. All four of them panted and thrust, heaving in unison and crying out in lust. Bilbo couldn't take the sensations anymore and started to cum on the goblin's chest, who then came up Bilbo's ass, coaxing yet another load out of Oin, whose ass hole milked a load from the goblin behind him. While this foursome carried on, the goblins were having their way with Ori, Dori and Nori. The goblins had noticed how much Bilbo and the dwarves were enjoying the anal stimulation, and the curious goblins were testing the waters of their own sensitive pucker holes. Three goblins each sat on the faces of the triplet dwarves, grinding their meaty buttocks into their captives' waiting mouths. Sweaty and smelly ass trenches ran up and down the dwarves' noses, pressing their anal muscles up against the open mouths of the dwarves. Goblins, as previously mentioned, are hairless, and their smooth ass cheeks were unaccustomed to the scratchy hair of the dwarves. They found the sensations immensely pleasurable, tickling their puckered rings and scratching their itchy butts. These were certainly no elf butts, creamy smooth and tasting of subtle spices, but the dwarves quickly grew to like their distinct bitter flavor and were soon probing deep into musky goblin holes with their tongues. As each of the goblins cooed and grunted at the dwarf's rimming service, they reached forward and grabbed dwarves' legs, lifting them up and spreading their ankles far apart. The bare bottoms of Nori, Dori, and Ori were up in the air and exposed to any horny goblin nearby. With the orgy in full swing, their ass holes were soon stuffed to the hilt with goblin cock. The cries of pain and pleasure from the dwarves were muffled by plump and bouncy goblin ass cheeks slapping against the dwarves' faces. Bifur and Bofur were being fucked nearby. A huge goblin, nearly as large as the Great Goblin himself, had lifted Bifur right off the ground. Bifur's legs were wrapped around the brute's waist, with his hole stretched open by cock as big as Bilbo's arm. Behind the huge goblin, Bofur had his hands on each rock hard butt cheek, spreading the great green glutes to lick the goblin's pungent ass hole. And another small goblin was behind Bofur, clutching the sides of the much larger dwarf and feverishly thrusting into his tight butt. Bifur was moaning deliriously, totally consumed by the sensations shooting through his ass. The hulking goblin, stopped thrusting for a moment, giving Bifur time to catch his breath. With the dwarf still impaled on his mighty cock, the goblin set the dwarf's shoulders on the cavern floor. He bent the dwarf's legs over his head so his ass faced upward. Then, bending forward, the goblin continued to plough his new fuck toy. This presented Bofur with the goblin's spread cheeks and exposed hole. Instead of continuing his rim job, the dwarf stood up, lifting the small goblin that was buggering his ass with him. He placed his cock at the entrance of the huge goblin and thrust inside. It was warm and smooth, and the muscled brute gave no protest. In fact the massage in his backside was making the huge goblin's erection even bigger, causing Bifur to whimper with delight. As the fucking continued, all four were soon pumping thick ropes of seed into each other. At last Bilbo found himself face to face with Thorin. They were both on their hands and knees, ass holes presented to their captors. Bilbo was taking his cock with ease. Thorin, however, had been the personal sex toy of the Great Goblin himself the entire time, king sheathed inside king. The constant smooth and strong strokes to his rectum had caused the mighty dwarf king to give up his seed to the ground twice already, but his body still responded to the heavy pounding in his ass. His eyes were closed as he moaned and grunted, accepting the huge cock invading his body and greeting its thrusts with his own. His ass was open and relaxed, gently stroking and suckling at the powerful cock that commanded his body. Bilbo kissed Thorin passionately as they both were fucked from behind. The Great Goblin increased his thrusts as he approached climax, causing Thorin to cry with pleasure as Bilbo sucked the goblin spunk from Thorin's lips. With a shattering cry, the Great Goblin orgasmed, thrusting hard and pumping his seed into Thorin. His thrusts were so great that Orcrist, Thorin's sword that up until now had remained sheathed, fell out of its scabbard with a clang. At that moment everything stopped. The Great Goblin looked at the sword in horror. "I know that sword!" he wailed. "It's Orcrist, the Goblin Cleaver! Goblin murderers!" he shouted. All sex ceased and passion soon turned to hate. The goblins would have killed the dwarfs then and there, but just as the goblins prepared for attack, a blinding flash filled the hall. Gandalf had followed the goblins and snuck into the hall. "Quickly, follow me!" Gandalf shouted and led the dwarves out of the hall while the goblins blindly groped for their captives. It was soon a race for their lives with the enraged goblins in hot pursuit. Dashing madly down the rough hewn halls of the goblin city, Gandalf made for what he hoped was the exit. Bilbo, with his short legs, couldn't keep up and so had to be carried on Bombur's great back. But Bombur tripped, and Bilbo fell into the darkness below. To be continued... Questions, comments suggestions? Email cheekymonkeytales@yahoo.com