Date: Fri, 1 Jan 2021 12:26:44 -0500 From: J Subject: WILL AND BARRY: BILLY THE KID Fly your Space Pod over to https://donate.nifty.org/donate.html and hit the donate button! WILL AND BARRY: ADVENTURES IN TIME: KILL WILL, BILL, AND BARRY "He is about five feet eight or nine inches tall, slightly built and lithe, weighing about 140; a frank, open countenance, looking like a school boy, with the traditional silky fuzz on his upper lip; clear blue eyes, with a roguish snap about them; light hair and complexion. He is, in all, quite a handsome looking fellow, the only imperfection being two prominent front teeth slightly protruding like squirrel's teeth, and he has agreeable and winning ways." Las Vegas Gazette, December 27, 1881 "I never liked the picture. I don't think it does Billy justice." Paulita Maxwell on Billy the Kid's only authentic photograph. So if Billy the Kid was as butt-ugly as some say, why did he have so many female admirers and every description said about him (whether by man or woman) all say he was a "fine looking lad" or "handsome with boyish good looks." As historian Drew Gomber, of the Hubbard Museum, once said, "We shouldn't judge him by that photo of him, because everyone who knew him said it was a bad photo and it's essentially like judging someone by their driver's license photo." "I love you!" "I love you!" "I love you more!" "I hate that phrase I love you more!" Will, in old west clothes, minus a cowboy hat he just discarded ("Love the hat but don't' wanna die and be buried in it!" he told Barry and the gunslinger holding them hostage) turned to the gunslinger who had a gun pointed at he and Barry. "Don't you hate that phrase?" The gunslinger raised his eyebrows, incredulous at the idea that his victims were not all that nervous about...about getting fatally shot. Will looked at him and whispered, "I mean I hate that phrase..." He turned back to face the western dressed Barry, standing just inches from him, their faces almost touching again. "It implies that you're superior in your love..." Barry breathed on Will. "No, clearly, you're superior...in that yo love me..." "I do love you!" "Ach, but I love you!" Barry said. He threw down his black cowboy hat. If Barry had known, he looked like his counterpart in another universe...ironically named William, too, but his full name was William J. Tadlock Jr, an ill fated boy on a Wagon West. A movie THE WAY WEST was made from psychic images and ideas sent through the dimensional barriers between universes. In any case, Barry was dressed like Tadlock Jr. Breeches, a button down shirt with almost diamond like designs, boots, and a Western vest over that. "I love you!" "BUTT love...I mean I love you!" "I love..." Will started to yell again...until... "IF I MAY INTERUPT!?" "What? Oh, sure, big guy, I mean..." Will looked at the cowboy. "Sure. You are a big guy, I mean Barry, isn't he a big guy?" As Will looked at Barry, Barry now turned to look at the cowboy. His face looked hesitant. "Oh, nonsense!" Barry looked at Will again, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. "I've seen bigger guys than him! Much bigger guys!" "I bet you have. How much bigger?" Will asked. The gun man kept pointing his gun at one and then the other but they were so close he wasn't sure which one he was going to be able to hit. He wished he still had his second gun. Barry made a gesture with his hands to indicate size. Will laughed. "You must be thinking of me!" "I am, I am, love." "You're love?" "To you I am." "I mean I'm big but not as big as he." "Is that proper English? Mr. Fitzhugh was always trying to learn'n me..." "Same with Dr. Smith. Between them I bet their vocabulary was..." "Shud yap!" The gunslinger looked at them both with angry, wide eyes. His mouth showed tension as he grit his teeth together. Through grit teeth he asked, "Which one of you should I ..." "Him!" "Him!" "Definitely him!" Will and Barry pointed to each other, each getting closer to the other and inching closer toward the gunfighter. They were in an alley between wooden stores. Saw dust was beneath their feet and dirt as well. It was a bright sunny day in the Old West and they were about to die. "Definitely him!" Will put a finger on Barry's chest and was about to take it off but looked happily at Barry's chest and his finger and rounded the finger to a nipple under Barry's shirt. "Him...mmmmmmm." He raised his eyebrows now. Red eyebrows. Barry smiled and looked sheepish. "Him! If someone's going to die, it might as well be me." "HIM!" Will snapped. He put his finger in Barry's navel. And drew his attention, somehow, from it, to the gunslinger's gaze. "I was going to ask if I could get a word in, which one of you should I kill first!" "Oh!" Will said, "Me!" As he said this Barry said the same thing "ME!" "ME!" "ME!" Will stood in front of Barry to protect him. "Me!" Barry quickly said, "The bullets can go through you and kill me that way that you're standing in front and..." "Oh! ME!" Will said. "ME!" Barry moved in front of Will and closed his eyes. "Before I kill both of you anyways, which one of you hombres stole my watch?" "Stole your...wat now?" Will laughed, falsely. "One of you misbegotten stole my watch and I means to have it back!" "Stole? We don't steal. We return things," Barry put forth. "That's right. We right the wrongs. Travel along history to put things right. Give it a push where it's necessary. When the green light's..." "Barry, stop, stop, right now. Give it...that's..." "Yeah, it was." Barry shrugged. He whispered, "Can we get closer to him?" "Yeah, I don't think that's going to work." "All right, I have an idea. I'll just..." Barry put his hand toward his own pocket but ... Will grabbed Barry's hand near their pockets as they turned to each other. He then put his hand down Barry's pants. Barry jerked forward ...into Will. "What? What is this?" The gunslinger pointed. "We'll give you something to watch instead of your watch..." Will said and then thought better of it. He gave himself a self reflective frown. "Forget it!" The gunslinger said. He started to pull the trigger but a bullet knocked into his gun and slammed it out of his hand to the sawdust covered floor, forever broken. The man held his hand. "OWWWWW! My gun! My hand!" Another voice was heard. The trio turned toward the area between buildings that lead to the western town's street. Standing there was a younger gun slinger. Will and Barry raised their eyebrows. The gunslinger held his hurt hand. He was looking at the new arrival, too. "Be glad it was just your gun and your hand..." Billy the Kid pointed his guns at the gunslinger that wanted to kill Barry and Will. "Now, you git outta here before I kill ya..." "You! They stole my time piece!" "You mean the one you stole off me?" Billy laughed and shot again. Will and Barry winced. The man was standing there with his belt shot to shreds and his pants down around his ankles, no underwear on. He was about 22 and not unattractive but Barry went wide eyed. He pointed, "Now, that is one REAL little person..." "One of the little people..." Will acknowledged. "On Earth!' "Wait," the man almost went to his knees. "You're him, aren't you?" "Tell no one or I will come round and finish you off and then you'll wish it was more of your hand rather than..." "What's he talking about?" Barry put his head into Will's. "I...don't...know." Will whispered, too. "Billy...I mean I know nothing!" The man tired to run off but feel over his own pants. He pulled them up but the hurt hand let go and the man had to hold them with his good hand. As he stumbled away, Billy had him covered the entire time. Billy laughed. Will looked him up and down as he approached, guns still drawn. "Mighty fine thanks to you all, there, pard'ner and a mighty fine greetings from LA, you ky-oat..." Will darted his eyes to the left and frowned at himself again. "Now, what you are you talking about?" Both Billy and Barry said. Billy looked at Barry. "I was about to speak to you good Spanish there, hombre as I thought you were Mexican or Spanish yerself..." Barry shrugged. "It's my complexion," he said to Will. Will cleared his throat. "Could waited a few more minutes...adventure was bout to find me own hand..." "Will, a few more minutes and you wouldn't have been around to do anything. Me, either." Barry put his hand out which made Billy jump back. "So...sorry." Billy put his guns away. "No, I'm sorry..." "Don't be." Will looked at Barry and made a face. "You saved our lives. That guy was going to kill us." "What time is it?" Barry asked. Will looked at his watch. "That space time warp is about to appear down the back of the alley and out a ways on the desert..." "Can I have it back?" Billy asked. "Only if you promise not to kill us like that guy was going to," Barry stated. Will looked at him. "What're you two talking about?" "I mean your reputation is sky high for killings." Barry winced again. "No offense." "I don't blame you for thinkin' of me as you have. You had to believe other stories, but then I don't know if any one would believe anything good of me anyway." "Here's the time piece. I mean if I knew you'se or rather it was Billy da kid," Barry said, "I wouldn't have stolen it at all." "Well, I need it cause I just escaped prison and the man let my horse go and stole my time piece off of it." Will frowned as Barry handed it back to Billy. Will finished the story. "And you, my love, stole it off that man!" Barry shrugged. "You always said we needed a back up. I mean if we miss the Pod when it appears out of the space time warp, we are well and truly fucked." "You just escaped...so today must be about..." Will put his right elbow in his left hand. "Hmmm, April..." "April 28th 1881 is what it is!" Billy said, proudly. "You two sure are strange." He pointed, circling around the two, who started to sweat as they grew nervous again. "Are you changin' your cotton picking mind bout killin' us, hombre?" Will asked. "Stop talking that way." "Really," Billy said. "Please do or I may shoot myself." "I'm sorry. I just was trying to fit in with the local..." Will started. "He means well, Billy," Barry blinked. "Say, you're cute," Billy said to Barry and stared at his face. Barry diverted his eyes from Billy to the floor. Will was about to protest when Billy turned and added, "You both are. I ain't never seen such red hair on a guy before... may I?" With Will's smiling acceptance and permission, Billy ran his hand through Will's hair as Will shut his eyes and smiled. "I heard you call that one my love..." Billy realized how that sounded and tilted his head, and corrected himself, "Well, your love...you don't say that..." "Surely cow ...uhm, hands, felt each other's uhm, cow pokes?" Will asked. "Yeah, but never been my experience..." "Aren't you meant to be escaping?" Barry asked. "It's early. No one'll know. You stole my watch from the guy that stole my watch late last night when I was out and incognito...in the saloon..." "You were dressed as a girl!" Will laughed and covered his mouth with one hand and the other pointed at Billy, who looked ready to draw on him at the insult. Will went wide eyed and pale. He dropped his laughter and smile and put his hands up as a gesture. "I...I meant no offense..." "None taken," Billy dropped the look of terror he aimed Will's way and laughed. "I was. I was." "I liked your legs," Barry let loose. And turned red when they both looked at him. "Why the cy-ote's face is redder than your hair, bright freckle face," Billy laughed with his hands on his hips. "How much time ya got?" "About an hour," Will checked his watch. "Then, you will see something you never saw before." "I wanna see something I never saw before right now..." Billy took both hands and with his left hand lifted Barry's shirt out of his pants and his entire ab area was seen and he did the same thing to Will with his right hand. Will's freckled muscular belly and outtie belly button were on display for all to see if anyone else were there in the week hours. Billy put the shirts so far up their chests that the shirts remained there as he dug around for the penises in the boys' pants. It wasn't long before shirts hit dirt, pants were lowered, and bare bellies were displayed for all the eight packs to be seen. Soon the three of them were pants down, dicks up straight against each in a shaft locked three way, dick on dick on dick and when they started to pre cum, the heads slicked each other up. The throbbing balls of each bounced into each other to add to the electric effects of the sex tingling through them, reaching out up and down to almost every pore as if some power were coming in and out of every pore, a thick solid power that one had to look to see if something physically was solid in appearance as much as in the sex. Soon, each shaft throbbed in unison, rubbing up and down as they were on each other, veins felt, mushroom head ridges knocking up and down on each other, slits opening and closing, moving up to abs, against lower belly under navel, and more. Will threw his head back to the brick building behind him and arched, holding his hands against the wall. "Arrrr, fa-uucckahh!" Billy bent forward and went up on tie toes, "Arggghhh! AWRGH!" Barry did a bit of both but on the side almost fell back and then compensated forward and almost got hit in the eyes with his own cum. The three dicks fired as one, looking like some alien missile firing device. The thick cum shot out each one, seemed to combine in mid air and formed one thick rocketing boy liquid cloud spraying up like a hose from three thick male hoses and forming a mushroom cloud over them, hitting Barry's face at chin and sides of his eyes as he shook his head in ecstasy. "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-----eeeeeeeeeetohhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaahh!" "Fuck!" "Damn!" "I can't..." They all shook with volley after volley as powerful bursts continued to cum from deep within and caused their legs to almost give out, caused their feet to burrow into the ground, and caused their entire bodies to be filled with a sexual, sensual energy that rocked them from toes up to the top of their heads, hardening nipples along the way, shaking bare bony boy shoulders side to side, and opening mouths in fascination! Heads thrown skyward and then downward to look at the results of their ministrations. Hair covered in cum, dripping. Over cheeks, chins, necks, nips. Pooling down pecs and into navel, dipping there, dripping from lower ridge. It took some time for the three to recover their normal breathing. Will turned Barry to him and cum kissed him sideways on the mouth. Tongues shot into each other's mouths. Billy smiled at that. They looked at him. "Don't feel left ou...owwwwww!" Will said as Billy face planted his mouth in between his and Barry's and started tonguing BOTH of them at the same time, more aggressively than before. They locked arms around each other's bare shoulders. Eventually Billy watched them go off to their fabulous machine and it took off. He smiled. "Love ya!" Jesse waved and drew Jeremy in, who took one long loving last look at Robert and shook his head with a "MMMMM" sound. The door closed and the TARDIS sound of vanishing started up, the light on top flickering into life. Robert went wide eyed. "What in tarnation?" He watched the strange shaped box noisily start up a din of machinery, pick itself up off the dirt and with dust lingering, fly down the center of the main town, the sunset giving a red glow from behind and someone somewhere playing a slow guitar. "Come back, Barry and Will, someday. Come back." The Space Pod lifted some more above the town buildings and almost blocked out the setting sun but the rays found their way past its solid frame as it flew vertically and diagonally and then slowly faded into the sunset... the sky lines of pink, orange and even red, tempered with a coming darkness...but glowing alight just before...it took the breath away of those watching the silvery shape careen down the town's path but in the air and then swish off sideways and up, up, and away... NEXT TIME: BARRY, WILL, TWO BILLS, A MUMY, AND A MUMMY Don't forget to donate! https://donate.nifty.org/donate.html