Date: Mon, 5 Mar 2001 15:38:16 -0800 (PST) From: J X Subject: Anything Can Happen in the WWF First I must start out with the disclaimer. This is erotic gay fiction featuring the wrestlers of the WWF. This story is fiction and is not intended to suggest anything about the sexual orientation of any of its participants. Jeff Hardy, Lita, Matt Hardy, Trish Stratus, Triple H, Chyna, Stephanie McMahon, Terri Runnels, Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle and Test are all registered trademarks of World Wrestling Federation Entertainment Inc. As always, this and any other story written by me is my copyright. IT can't be used on any site without my permission. If you'd like it contact me at XXX_Supafly@yahoo.com. This and all my stories can also be found on my home page http://www.angelfire.com/mi3/TripleX ************************ Jeff Hardy relaxed onto the bed in his hotel room. His brother Matt was in the bathroom preparing for his date with Lita. 'Straight people' Jeff thought. 'Who needs em,' But he was happy as long as Matt was. And Lita was a great girl. But Jeff was looking for a great guy. Jeff had dated a fellow superstar, in Christian a few months earlier. But that didn't work well, with them arguing most times over who got bottom. So they ended it. And now Jeff spent most of his nights clubbing with Stephanie McMahon and Trish Stratus. Even though they feud on screen, Trish and Stephanie were the greatest of friends off screen. It made Jeff wonder sometimes if they were "special friends," 'That's every 16 year old boys fantasy.' Jeff laughed to himself. But then was snapped back to reality by his cell phone ringing. Jeff reached into his pocket and flipped open his phone. The voice on the other end was that of Stephanie, as he had very well expected. "What's up Steph?" Jeff asked, still laying on his bed. "We clubbing tonight?" She asked in return. "You know me, give me a dance floor and some music and I'm there," "All right, me and Trish got a few clubs in mind. Like nothing we've been to before," "All right. Lets meet in the lobby say, 8?" "OK, see ya there," "Bye," Jeff flipped his phone shut again then put it back in his pocket. Jeff began to think what Stephanie had meant. "Like nothing we've been to before," This is California, he thought. Most clubs here would be like nothing we've been to before. Eh, who cares, he thought, sitting up on the bed. Anything's better than sitting here all night like some of these other guys do. Most of the married superstars very seldom went out. You would occasionally catch a few of them out at a bar. But they traveled in packs. 'Much like me, Steph and Trish.' Jeff thought to himself. And occasionally Triple H. But since he and Chyna had gotten back together, they tended to spend their nights alone. Leaving just the "Three Musketeers" as Linda McMahon had nicknamed them. Besides Matt, they were the two greatest friends Jeff had ever had. And also two of the few who knew Jeff was gay. Jeff hadn't even told his mother. 'Wouldn't go over well with an old southern girl like her.' Jeff had said to himself a billion times. But he knew that that was just his excuse. How do you go about telling your mamma you like to suck cock? Jeff snapped himself back to reality and hopped off the bed. He walked to the bathroom and began to beat on the door. "Matt hurry up," Jeff whined. "You take longer than a bitch to get ready. And I'm the gay one remember?" "Shut up, I'll be done in a minute. Who you gotta look good for anyways, Trish? She's seen you naked buddy, can' look no worse than that," Matt joked shutting off the shower. "Fuck you," Jeff yelled. "You never know, I might meet someone tonight," Jeff said as he heard the bathroom door open. "Hope so buddy," Matt said, emerging from the bathroom in just a towel. "Your blue hair having ass needs to get laid," "Fuck off," Jeff said again. "Your just mad because every girl in the audience screams when I take my shirt off, and I want nothing to do with them," Jeff laughed, walking into the bathroom and shutting the door. "Never know Jeff, there may be some guys out there yelling too," "I hope so," Jeff yelled back, removing his shirt. Jeff kicked his pants off and turned on the shower water. He stood in just his boxers and looked in the mirror. I'm cute, He thought. "Fuck that actually, I'm hot. Why can't I meet someone?" "Probably because you don't try," A voice yelled from the room, which Jeff recognized as Lita's. "Damnit, I'm thinking out loud again," Jeff laughed at himself. "Yeah, now let me in I gotta pee," Lita said in her best whiny little kid voice. Jeff shook his head and walked over to the door and let her in. Lita stood by the door and waited for Jeff to enter the shower. After he was in, she went about her business. Jeff tossed his boxers over the shower doors at her, then stepped under the water. "Thanks Jeff. I can auction these off for a good hundred bucks on ebay," "Anytime," Jeff laughed. Lita flushed the toilet then walked back to Matt, shutting the door behind her. Jeff grabbed his body wash and began to soap himself up, concentrating mainly on his cock. He had a nice cock for being a little guy. Almost 8 inches, cut. His blond pubic hair gave it the illusion of being even bigger. Too bad he rarely got to use it. The last load he'd shot (other than jacking off) was the sympathy blow job Trish had given him. Of course, he did have to go down on her. Which completely reminded him why he was gay. Jeff had began stroking himself, reliving the incredible sex he'd had with Christian. God Christian gave great head. He knew just how to work his tongue, with the perfect amount of suction. He even gave the balls a workout, squeezing them just the right way. Jeff could already feel his balls rising. His hand began to fly up and down his shaft, Jeff fantasizing about Christian's warm, wet mouth wrapped around his shaft. He could no longer hold it. He let out a grunt as stream after stream of his hot load landed on the shower floor. Jeff let out a sigh and relaxed against the shower wall behind him. He reached down beside him and grabbed his shampoo. He lathered up his hair then quickly rinsed it. He had no time for his separate conditioner tonight. It was nearing 7:30 and he had to meet the girls at 8. He shut off the shower and stepped out onto the bathroom rug. He quickly dryed the water from his body, then fastened the towel around his waist. He walked out into the room, knowing he would find Lita and his brother making out on the bed. When he walked out they looked up at him and smiled, then sat next to eachother on the bed. Jeff dug in his bag and found the outfit he was looking for, a sliver shirt and black jeans. He dug out a pair of boxers, and dropped the towel. Lita and Matt both gave joking whistles, he slipped the boxers on then turned to look at them. "God Jeff you have a nice ass," Lita said, gritting her teeth. "I bet Christian had hellafied fun with that," She laughed, straightening her skirt. "You know it," Jeff laughed back, slipping his pants on. Matt and Lita hopped off the bed and walked to the door. Jeff slipped his shirt on then walked back to the bathroom. "Later Jeff," Matt said, walking out the door. "Bye," Jeff called after them. Jeff stood infront of the mirror for a few seconds, contemplating on how he wanted his multi-colored hair tonight. He decided to not mess with it, and just leave it down. He grabbed his brush from the bathroom counter and began to slip it through his hair. After it looked to his standards, he grabbed his bottle of cologne. He sprayed a few quick shots and was now ready to go. He flicked off the bathroom light, then stepped out into the room. He grabbed his jacket from the bed, then walked out the door. He gave a quick glance at his watch, 7:58, right on time. When Jeff arrived at the lobby, Stephanie was there, but as usual Trish was late. Jeff walked up to Stephanie and gave her his usual kiss on the cheek. She did her spin for him to check out her outfit. "Very nice Ms. McMahon," Jeff said appreciatively. "Thank you," She said back. "Shall we grab a drink while we wait for Ms. Stratus?" Jeff asked, extending his arm escort like. "Don't mind if I do," Stephanie replied, slipping her arm through Jeff's. So the two walked from the lobby and to the bar. The two of them walked in and saw Terri Runnels sitting at a table with Chris Benoit. Jeff slapped Chris on the back then walked up to the bar. He ordered the usual, a Fuzzy Navel for Stephanie, and a Cherry Bomb for himself. (For those of you who don't know a Cherry Bomb is Vodka, creme de cacao and Grenadine) After the drinks were made he carried them back to the table where Stephanie sat with Terri and Chris. "So a couple of the married crew actually leave their hotel rooms?" Jeff asked jokingly, sliding Stephanie her drink. "Yeah, Chris wanted a beer, and asked me if I'd join him. And you know me I never turn down free alcohol," Terri joked, stirring her drink. "And you guys. What are your big plans for the evening?" Chris asked, sitting his beer down. "Clubbing," Stephanie replied, taking a sip of her drink. "But as always we have to wait for Trish," "Suprise Surprise there," Terri agreed. The four continued to chat, all of them killing their drinks, before Trish showed up. She got whistles from the whole table as she approached, looking stunning in a beautiful black skirt and white satin top. The "Three Musketeers" said goodbye to Chris and Terri and walked out to the lobby. Jeff asked where they were going, but neither one would tell him. All they would say was "Its a Surprise," Jeff had no idea what his two best friends had in mind, but he was sure it was something he would like. As was accustomed when they went clubbing, they got a taxi. Taxi's made them less obvious when clubbing. And usually they were able to get off with just an autograph instead of having to pay the fare. So the three hopped in the taxi, Jeff's mind still wondering what plans Trish and Stephanie had in mind. Stephanie and Jeff were hounding Trish about the details of her previous night. Trish had went home with another WWF resident heartthrob in Test. Both Stephanie and Jeff had dreamed about fucking Test. Stephanie had come the closest, getting to kiss him. But that was all part of the show. But Trish had went home with him. And when Trish went home with someone, there we're usually juicy details to be told. Trish went into extreme details, explaining what every little part of Test's body looked like. And what it felt like to have his throbbing 10 inch pole slide into her. Jeff and Stephanie were nearly drooling when the taxi came to a stop. This cab driver, however was not a fan. So being the gentleman he is, Jeff paid the fare. Jeff's jaw nearly hit the pavement beneath them when he noticed where they were. "Surprise Jeffy," Trish yelled over the load music being blasted from all directions. "Oh god, you two are great," Jeff yelled, hugging the two of them to him. "We know, now lets find you a man." Stephanie yelled, grabbing Jeff's arm. Jeff was amazed. Stephanie and Trish had brought him to LA's gay district. There were lots of clubs to choose from. So the three just picked the first one they saw, Le Sheek. The clubs were truly like nothing they had ever seen before. There were more people in this club than any they had been to in recent months. Jeff drug Trish and Stephanie out onto the dance floor, then the three began to dance to the music they could hardly understand over the roar of the people. After almost a continuous thirty minutes of dancing, Jeff was beginning to tire. He left Trish and Stephanie on the dance floor, then walked to the bar for a drink. He fought his way through the sea of people, and eventually found an open seat at the bar. "Can I get a Cherry Bomb?" Jeff yelled, sitting down. "Sure thing," The bartender yelled in reply. Jeff could hardly believe where he was. There were hundreds of men walking by, alot of them eyeing Jeff up. But there had been nothing interesting for Jeff yet. He decided to take it easy for awhile, just sit at the bar and wait for someone to come to him. And someone did. Jeff noticed the guy out of the corner of his eye. He looked very familiar. But when he spoke, Jeff knew exactly who he was. "Kurt?" Jeff asked, turning to look at him. "Jeff? What are you doing here?" Kurt asked, suddenly very nervous. "Same thing you are I imagine," Jeff replied. In case you haven't caught on yet, the Kurt being spoke of is Former WWF Champion, Kurt Angle. Kurt cracked a smile with Jeff's last statement, and took a seat next to him at the bar. For the millionth time that night, Jeff could hardly believe what was happening. He had often admired Kurt. He was gorgeous, beautiful blue eyes, a great body and personality to match. And obviously he was gay, or bi at least. So Jeff decided to make his move. "So Mr. All American is gay?" Jeff asked, stirring his drink. "Yeah, how bout you Mr. Teen heartthrob?" Kurt replied, turning in his stool to face Jeff. "Yep," was all Jeff replied. "Well, I guess this would be a great time to tell you your the hottest fucking guy I've ever seen," "Me?" Jeff questioned. "You are the hottest thing I've ever seen lace up the boots. I'd love to take you back...." He trailed off. Kurt stood up from his chair and put his head next to Jeff's. Jeff could feel Kurt's breath against his neck. Jeff could feel his cock starting to stir. Kurt was so fucking hot. Jeff had wanted him since he'd made his WWF debut. And it was now obvious that Kurt wanted him too. Kurt began to kiss Jeff's neck. Jeff let out a soft moan, then Kurt spoke. "Lets go," Kurt said seductively, licking Jeff's cheek. "Okay," Jeff breathed. Kurt took Jeff by the hand and led him to the door. Jeff's heart was racing. He could hardly believe that Kurt Angle wanted him. Jeff's dick was beginning to harden as they walked out of the club. Kurt quickly hailed a taxi. Jeff was able to control himself the ride back to the hotel where they were staying. But when they arrived at the hotel, Jeff nearly drug Kurt back to his hotel room. Kurt began to kiss Jeff's neck as Jeff dug in his pockets for his key. When he'd finally found it he quickly slid it through and entered the room. Kurt had Jeff locked in a passionate lip lock as they fell on the bed. Kurt quickly went to work, sliding his hand up Jeff's shirt and stroking his beautiful chest. Kurt's hand flew as he unbuttoned Jeff's shirt, exposing the chest that most teen girls went crazy for. Kurt began to attack Jeff's nipples with his tongue. Jeff let out a soft moan. "I want to service your cock," Jeff moaned into Kurt's ear. Kurt said nothing. He stood up and began to undue the buttons on his button fly jeans. Jeff began to salivate as he saw Kurt's throbbing cock straining against the fabric of his boxer briefs. Jeff wasted no time and quickly pulled down the fabric hiding the cock Jeff wanted so badly. Jeff began to lick the swollen 8" shaft Kurt Angle gave to him. Jeff popped the head into his mouth and began his tongue action. Kurt moaned loudly. Jeff was in ecstasy. Kurt began to pump his cock slowly into Jeff's mouth. Jeff could taste Kurt's salty pre-cum dripping onto his tongue. He began to bob up and down on Kurt's throbbing shaft, coaxing a moan out of Kurt with every bob. "Oh God Jeff, that feels so fucking hot," Kurt moaned, running his fingers through Jeff's multi colored hair. Jeff said nothing but kept up his rhythmical sucking, bringing his hands up to Kurt's balls and squeezing them. Jeff could feel Kurt's pumping increase. Jeff increased his suction and continued to squeeze Kurt's balls. "Oh shit Jeff, here it comes," Kurt moaned, pumping in and out of Jeff's mouth. Jeff kept his mouth over Kurt's throbbing 8 incher as Kurt shot load after load of man juice into his mouth. Jeff attempted to swallow it all, but Kurt's massive balls produced more cumm then Jeff could handle, causing some to drip onto Jeff's chin. Kurt pulled Jeff up and licked his own cumm from Jeff's chin. Kurt hugged Jeff to him and began to stroke his beautiful back. Kurt started to suck on Jeff's neck, coaxing a soft little moan from Jeff. Kurt brought his hands to Jeff's front and slipped his hands into his pants. Kurt pawed around until he found what he was looking for, Jeff's rock hard dick. Jeff buried his face against Kurt's neck, taking in Kurt's wonderful smell. Kurt unbuttoned Jeff's pants and dropped them to his ankles. Kurt slipped Jeff's boxers quickly past his cock, exposing the dick of Kurt's desire. Kurt dove right onto Jeff's dick, sucking lightly on just the head. Jeff was in heaven. This beautiful man sucking his swollen shaft. But Jeff wanted more. He only hoped Kurt would go for it. He pulled Kurt up to his feet. "I wanna fuck that beautiful ass," Jeff spoke softly into Kurt's ear. Jeff looked deep into Kurt's eyes and saw them light up. Kurt kissed him softly on the lips, then spoke. "I want it all," Kurt whispered, licking Jeff's ear. Jeff lightly pushed Kurt onto the bed, and put his legs over his shoulders. Jeff spread Kurt's cheeks, exposing his beautiful rose bud. Jeff started to lick at it teasingly, causing Kurt to squirm on the bed. Jeff could no longer wait. He grabbed his pants from the floor and found a condom. He slipped the latex on then brought his cock head to Kurt's beautiful ass. "Go slow," Kurt spoke. "Its been awhile," "You got it baby," Jeff said, leaning down and kissing Kurt lightly. Jeff slowly slid his cock into Kurt's awaiting ass, stopping after just the head was in. Jeff looked down at Kurt and smiled at him. Kurt's beautiful blue eyes lit up. Jeff took that as a sign, and pushed in the remaining inches of his shaft. Kurt screamed out in pain, making Jeff almost pull out. But Kurt put his hand to Jeff's abs. "Keep going," Kurt said. "I'll be fine," Jeff leaned down and once more kissed Kurt's beautiful lips. Jeff started to thrust in and out of Kurt's tight ass. He would pull out until just his cock head remained, then jam the entire shaft back in. Kurt was in ecstasy, moaning loudly with every thrust. Jeff continued his rhythmic thrusting, his balls slapping against Kurt's ass. Jeff leaned down and began to massage Kurt's nipples with his tongue, causing Kurt to retract his ass with every lick. In no time Jeff found his balls rising up in his hairless sac. He knew he was only seconds away from orgasm. "I'm gonna cumm baby," Jeff moaned. Kurt did nothing but moaned, and squeezed Jeff's cock with his ass. Jeff almost screamed out as he reached climax, thrusting hard into Kurt's gorgeous ass. He deposited 5 shots of cum into the condom, then fell onto Kurt's chest. He slowly pulled out his now softening cock, removing the condom and tossing it in the trash. Kurt sat up and began to lick the remaining cum from Jeff's beautiful cock. "That was amazing," Jeff breathed, Kurt still licking Jeff's cock. Kurt said nothing until Jeff's cock was clean. Then he pulled Jeff down onto his chest and held him in his arms, stroking lightly his beautiful back. "Your amazing Jeff," Kurt said, still spent from the sexual escapades. Jeff reached up and kissed Kurt lightly on the nose, then laid back onto his chest. Jeff started stroking Kurt's muscular pecs, and began to drift lightly off to sleep. It was the noise at the door that woke him. He and Kurt quickly jumped under the sheets, covering their still naked bodies. Jeff wasn't worried, he knew it would only be Matt. "Hey Jeffy, You in there?" Jeff was horrified. The voice that spoke was that of Test. It was then that it occurred to him. Trish and Stephanie hadn't seen him leave the club. So they had left the district and found Test, who was now here and entering his room. Test opened the door and looked shocked at the sight he saw. "What is going on here?" Test asked, walking in and shutting the door behind him. Jeff knew from the tone of Test's voice, he wasn't horrified, he was turned on. Jeff flashed a quick seductive smile at Test. Test smiled in return, and started unbuttoning his shirt, while walking towards the bed.............................