7 October 2004
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Lives – Two Loves
There was an odd pause as Ron and Hunter looked at each
other, each trying to figure out the other.
I was half expecting them to start drooling in the tub.
“We got the tanks recharged before lunch,” I said.
“Everything’s in the truck. Let me
go get it,” I offered, getting out of
“Getting a little close to dinner for a diving lesson, isn’t
it?” Jon said.
“Yeah, you’re probably right,” I said, pausing to check my
watch. “You can get a fresh start in the
morning, then; you’re staying the night, right?”
“Planning on it,” Ron said.
“Yeah, I brought my stuff.
I’m off tomorrow, anyway, so no worries there,” Hunter said,
his watch. “Think we’ve got some rough
weather moving in, too. Feel that change
in the pressure?”
“No,” Ron said. We
all looked at Hunter like he was a little off.
None of us felt anything. “How do
you feel the change in the weather?”
“In my ears,” he said.
“You know how like when you go diving and have to equalize the
in your ears? It’s like that only more
“You learn that in the Navy?” Jon asked.
“Yeah, you pick up a few things along the way. Got
to, or else your buddies razz you all the
“So the fact that it’s clouding up didn’t tip you off?” Ron
asked, poking Hunter playfully in the arm.
“Well, that might’ve helped some, too,” he grinned.
I’d have to pay attention to that pressure
change thing, though. That was an
interesting little tidbit.
We went through another round of beers and talked about
nothing in particular. However he’d
divined the weather forecast, Hunter was right.
The clouds were getting darker and we decided to cut our tub
before it started to rain. It was that
weird time of year when thunderstorms could just crop up out of
personally, I did not want to be one of those lightning statistics you
about. Swimming with sharks was safer,
frankly. We took the party inside and
went upstairs to get showered and changed.
“They seem to be getting along well. Maybe
you’re right…for once,” Jon grinned as
he peeled off his trunks.
“Oh, please,” I said.
“You see Ron doing that poking shit o’ his?
Once is just foolin’ around, more than that
and he’s coppin’ a feel. I counted three
times, myself. You?”
“I wasn’t keeping count.”
“Hmmm, well, trust me.
Jon and I got showered.
As we stood in the billowing steam, scrubbing each others backs,
wondered. “You think Hunter knows we’re
“No,” I said. “You’d
think he’d suspect after he saw us go into the same bedroom but he
doesn’t. I was thinking about telling
Jon turned quickly, giving me his dog-puzzled look again.
“Dude, you know?” he began, trying to make his brain push
the words out. “You have got to be the
fag I’ve ever met.”
“And just how many do
you know?” I smirked.
“I mean, we talked about this, keeping it quiet; now you’re
gonna start telling the whole town one at a time. Like,
what’s up with you?”
“Well, I figure it like this. Ron knows
we’re gay already,” I began.
“Yeah, that was your first slip-up.”
“Oh, have a little faith,” I said, giving Jon a light slap
across the back of his head. “Anyway, I
figure that if we tell Hunter, then he might not be so worried about
of his shell, you know?”
“In English, please,” Jon said.
I sighed. “Look. If
Hunter knows we’re gay and Ron knows that
he knows,” I began.
“And if he knows that we know that he knows that Ron knows…”
Jon chirped like a school girl.
“Quit it,” I said, smacking his tight butt. He
just wouldn’t stop chuckling at his little
joke. “Can I go on?”
“I don’t know,” he said.
“We can give it a shot.”
said. “As I was saying before I was so
rudely interrupted…If they both know, then they might not be so worried
opening up as they would if they thought we were straight.
Whadda ya think?”
“Sounds too complicated to me. Wouldn’t
you rather just slip Hunter a note
after Fourth Period Chemistry?” Jon’s
snickering bounced around in the steamy fog and off of every hard
the bathroom. I don’t know what got to
me first: the heat, the laughter, or the small beads of water running
face. The expression on Jon’s face
quickly changed to surprise when I muscled him against the marble wall
shower and put our faces together.
“Just shut up,” I whispered, forcing my mouth onto his.
He didn’t object; I felt his fingertips
edging their way between my cheeks, massaging me. We
moaned softly. For a while.
Ron and Hunter were waiting for us in the kitchen.
They were on the couch doing some channel
There’s something about the smell of freshly scrubbed guys
that’s almost as intoxicating as when they’re drenched with sweat.
Something about the scent of the soap, that
light, clean smell. The damp hair combed
back. It was almost enough to start my
head spinning. I decided to stick with
the beer, though, before I got myself in some kind of trouble.
It was starting to rain again. Again.
I mean, with all the rain so far, the mushrooms around here were
to be the size of pumpkins. I figured,
what the hell; it wasn’t raining inside and the beer was cold.
Jon fished us out a couple of fresh rounds.
“Hey, guys!” Ron
called as he quickly flipped through the channels.
As usual, there was nothing on. Looks
like it was going to be a movie night.
“Hey,” Hunter echoed.
“Where’d you get to? Thought we’d
“Just getting showered,” I said.
“He likes to hog the water,” Jon added.
Not wanting to be rude, Ron and Hunter switched off the TV
and joined us at the island counter while we watched Jon go about his
routine. He poked around in the
refrigerator, trying to figure out what to do for dinner.
“So what’s for supper, Ma?” Ron joked.
“Looks like it’s gonna be chicken necks and greens with
gopher gravy,” Jon shot back, doing a fairly good ‘granny’ voice.
“Mmmm, mmmm,” Ron said, following right on with Jon.
What a pair.
They had to be brothers or best friends or something from one of
past lives Alicia’d talked about. Hunter
cringed at just the sound of the menu.
He was amused at the easy banter between the two but had that
wheel’ sort of look on his face.
“Boy, I feel like the odd man out in this group,” he noted.
“Don’t,” I said.
“You’ll get used to it.”
Ron took this as a minor challenge, not wanting Hunter to
feel left out. “So, Hunter, you ready
for the séance?” Somehow I knew Ron
baiting him, but it was entertaining to see.
He was genuinely trying to include him in.
Hunter perked up.
Jon turned around carrying a couple of packs of ground beef,
nodding his head in agreement. “Yep,
that’s at 8:30,” he said. “But at 7:30
we’ve got a chain-rattling scheduled, followed by the parade of
the front hall,” Jon continued, his cocked grin starting to show.
“It’s our most popular attraction.”
Ron stifled a laugh.
Hunter grinned sheepishly, knowing his leg was being pulled.
“Look,” I interrupted.
“You two chuckleheads be nice,” I said, giving Ron a gentle
around the back of his neck. “The man’s
just curious, is all.”
“Hope you’ll be satisfied,” Jon said as he started to mold
the beef into numerous patties.
“Well, I mean, seriously,” Hunter began in the tentative way
of a newcomer. “Like, the place looks so
normal. What goes on around here?
Seen anything? Heard
Ron set his beer down.
“Brad, I think you might want to field this one,” he said,
to tell the stories.
I sat down at the end of the counter and filled Hunter in on
everything while we watched Jon do his prep work. I
told him about the dreams, things moving
around, my little visitation in the upstairs bathroom.
I did not go into the DVD sighting at all;
that one was just for Jon and me, but I think I said enough.
Hunter’s mouth had slowly dropped open while
he listened. I left out the part about
being psychic. No need to make him think
I was too nuts right away.
“You’re drawin’ flies, son,” I said, pointing at his
mouth. He closed it immediately but he
still looked dumbstruck.
“Oh, my God,” was about all he could manage to say.
“You’ve gotta be kidding me.”
“Not one bit,” Jon noted, crossing his heart.
“That’s too freaky, man.”
“Sure you still want to hang around?” Ron asked.
“Are you kidding? I
wouldn’t miss this for the world!” he said.
“You’ve gotta remember, though, it’s not like it happens on
cue.” I said. Jon and Ron both shook
their heads in agreement. “Could be
“That’s okay. If
nothing happens, nothing happens; I’m having a good time either way,”
taking another draw at his beer. “Jon,
what are you making, anyway?”
We’d noticed that Jon seemed to be making an awful lot of
hamburgers, even for four guys, and was arranging a lot of toppings
time. “They’re called stuffed
“Huh?” Ron deadpanned.
Jon smirked. “It’s
real simple,” he began to demonstrate.
“You take your patty, you top it with your onion and your cheese
mushrooms or whatever. Then you put your
other patty on top and press it down around the edges like this.”
“Damn, never heard of that,” Hunter said.
“It looks good,”
Ron added. “But what’s it taste like?”
“Trust me,” I offered.
“If he cooks it, it’s good.”
“So I take it you had nothing to do with breakfast this
morning?” Hunter asked Jon.
“Not one damn thing,” he said quickly. “You
can thank the Iron Chef over here for
that little fiasco,” he added, jerking his head in my direction as he
with the food.
When we were ready, Hunter and Ron got the grill fired up
under the canopy while I helped Jon slice up some potatoes.
The burgers turned out to be surprisingly
good. Simple, but good and we were
hungrier than I thought. This was
something I was definitely going to have to have Jon teach me.
It was really nice eating out on the patio
with the rain coming down. It was just
one of those gentle soaking rains that made for a nice, quiet dinner.
We didn’t talk a whole lot, a mumbled word
here and there. I noticed that Ron and
Hunter seemed to be playing hide and seek with their eyes, though.
We helped clean up a little afterwards, then went back out
to the patio with Jon and a bottle of his Sambuca in tow.
“Damn,” Hunter said as he took a sip. “This
stuff’d make you sass your grandmom!”
“Go easy on that,” Jon said, remembering other days.
“It’ll give you a truly memorable hangover if
you’re not careful.”
“As we all know,” Ron said, eyeing Jon from beneath his
“Yes, as we all know,” I confirmed.
Jon rolled his eyes.
“You’re not gonna let me live that down, are you?”
“No,” we said, laughing as we said it together.
Hunter looked between us, confused. “What
“Inside joke,” Jon said, not wanting to hear the recounting
of his being falling down drunk, amongst other things.
We were quiet for a while, just sipping our
drinks, listening to the rain. Through
the glass of the table, I noticed Ron’s leg situated close enough to
heat coming from Hunter’s smooth legs as it could get without touching.
I looked at Jon, wondering if now was the
right time. He knew what I was asking.
He just rolled his eyes and shrugged.
“Hey, Hunter?” I began.
“There’s something I wanted to tell you.
Well,” I paused. “Something we
wanted to tell you.”
Hunter fixed me with his attention, setting his arms on the
table as he took another sip. I’m fairly
certain that Ron sensed what was coming and carefully drew his leg away
“What’s that?” he asked.
“Jon and I know it bothers some people,”
“What? The house?”
“No, not the house,” Jon interjected. Ron
knew then exactly what I was going to say
and suddenly found the bottom of his glass to be intensely interesting.
“No, it’s not the house,” I paused.
“What? Did I do
“No, no; nothing like that.”
“Oh, yeah, you’re cool,” Jon added.
“Well, Jon and I were talking and we thought, in the
interest of friendship and forthrightfulness…’forthrightfulness’…is
that a real
word?” I asked Jon.
“Would you just get to the point,” Jon said. “Jesus!”
I loved watching him sweat.
“Yeah, well, anyway, just so you know where we’re comin’ from,
we should tell you right up front that we’re gay.”
I said it.
“We know it, like, well, bothers some people a lot, so we
wanted to just let you know in case…you know, whatever,” Jon added.
For an intelligent guy, Jon could sure have
trouble forming a coherent sentence now and then when his thoughts
Hunter didn’t say anything for a few seconds and stared at
the table top, pondering. I couldn’t
read him at all. His head bobbed
knowingly. He pursed his lips and looked
“Does it bother you?”
“No,” he said weakly.
“I already knew.”
“And you didn’t say anything?”
“Not for me to say,” Ron said, leaning back, meeting
Hunter’s gaze directly. “It’s their
lives, not mine.”
“That’s cool; I respect that,” Hunter said, tapping his
glass with his fingernail, pondering some more.
“Well, let me just say,” he began, “while we’re in the spirit of
and ‘forthrightfulness’”, he grinned, “…that I am, too.”
Jon sighed like a weight had been lifted from him and stuck
out his hand, “My, brother!” he smiled.
I took his hand, too.
A round of relief went around the table but stopped at Ron.
I expected him to either fall out of the
chair in surprise or jump Hunter right then and there, but he didn’t
didn’t say a thing. With all the
half-baked flirting he’d done in the tub, I was expecting a bit more
from Ron than I was feeling.
“How about you, Ron?
You’re being awful quiet,” Hunter asked.
I started to feel bad for Ron. This was
really putting him on the hot-seat
and I had to think that maybe he really wasn’t sure.
Maybe he just wanted the excitement of
flirting around the edges without really having to put up or shut up.
“No, I…I,” he stammered, “I have to go to the bathroom.”
“ ‘kay,” Hunter nodded as Ron excused himself. He
made no pretense now of watching him as he
“Cute,” he noted to us.
“He a friend? Kinda feels like
“Not sure,” Jon said.
“Well, I’m pretty sure he is. I think he’s
just afraid to say it,” I
said. “So are you out to anyone but us?”
here?,” he said, waving me off. “Only if
I wanted to get dragged behind a pumper truck.
My old man’s about the only one around here who knows; that’s
why he put
me in the Navy to begin with,” Hunter offered, “Said it’d make a man
“And did it?” Jon asked, winking.
“The Navy was cool,” he nodded. “They
taught me responsibility and teamwork
and all that. But I was always a man,
just like I was always gay. Took me a
long time to realize that.”
“So, you got a boyfriend?” I asked.
“Hey,” Jon interjected, “you’ve got to pardon my matchmaker
“No, it’s okay,” Hunter said. “There never
were many of us around here;
least-ways many that I knew of. I used
to know a couple other guys but one went to New York; he and I got along great,
place wasn’t for him. We keep in touch
online, but it’s nowhere near the same, you know?”
“What about the other one,” Jon asked.
Hunter took a deep breath.
“Ooooh, let’s just say he was one of my first recovery dives
joined the department and leave it at that.
Found him right near where you were this morning.”
Aghast doesn’t begin to describe what Jon and I felt like
then. Hunter could tell that we were
curious but didn’t want to pry. He gave
“It’s kind of tough going for a midnight swim when you’re
wrapped in chains, know what I mean?” he offered quietly, taking a
swallow of the burning liqueur. Jon
topped him off. “So I kinda keep to
What could we say?
Hunter had seen more than we ever wanted to see and it gave him
edge, it built those walls he guarded himself behind.
“Didn’t the police do anything about it?” Jon asked.
“Oh, you betcha!” he laughed. “They filed
a report,” he said, his tone
switching quickly from sarcastic to somber.
“That’s it?” I asked.
“Yep, that’s the whole enchilada,” he said taking another
pull at his Sambuca. He winced and shook
his head as it slid down his throat.
“Damn, that’s good stuff.”
We sat in silence for what felt like forever, even though it
was only a minute or so, not knowing what to say but paying a sort of
moment of silence for a guy we didn’t know but who was a friend
nevertheless. Under different
circumstances, it could have been any of us.
Murdered by pig-ignorant, and I must offer my apologies to pigs
four-legged variety, bigoted bastards who hate you for being you, for
different in some way. I just couldn’t
understand that kind of blindness. Each
of us kept our thoughts to ourselves.
“Sorry; didn’t mean to take so…,” Ron said as he returned to
the table, his words trailing off when he saw our glum expressions.
I got toilet paper hanging off me or something.”
“Nah,” Hunter said, forcing his smile back. “You’re
okay,” he added, patting the seat of
“Yeah,” Jon said, “Hunter was just telling us about a friend
who passed away not too long ago.”
“He means murdered,” I corrected.
There was another long silence after Hunter recounted the
story for Ron. For a long while we sat,
sipped at our drinks and listened to the rain.
It was a good tonic for our moods but was starting to come down
heavier. We decided to move our little
ad hoc wake indoors when the drops started splattering on our legs.
“C’mon, guys,” I began, “Let’s do something.” I
was feeling bad enough, but I was also
picking up on the gloom coming from the three of them.
It was tough enough dealing with my own
feelings without adding theirs to mine.
I didn’t like that feeling at all and wanted to get their minds
“ ‘kay; what about that séance thing you mentioned?” Hunter
asked. “That sounded pretty hot.”
“I was just kidding,” Ron said.
“Yeah, that was just for grins,” Jon added. “We
don’t know how to do that. Or do we?” he
asked, turning to me.
“Hey, man,” I said, raising my hands, “don’t look at
me. I’ve only seen those things in the
movies.” Hunter looked a bit
“Hey, I know,” Ron asked.
“What about a Ouija board?”
“A what?” Hunter asked.
“A Ouija board,” Ron repeated. “It’s a
board with letters and numbers on it
and you use a thing to ask it questions and stuff.
My grandmother had one we used to play with.”
Hunter had no idea what Ron was talking about but was game
for anything. “Sounds cool.
You mean like you talk to ghosts or
It was the ‘or something’ that bugged me, I think.
“Yeah, something like that,” Ron nodded. “My
grandmother used to say it was the
spirits moving the thing around, making the words.”
“Sounds interesting, but we don’t have one of those,” Jon
“We can make one,” Ron said.
He was starting to really get into this idea and Hunter was
enthusiasm. “That’s what people did
before Parker Brothers made it into a game board.”
“Outta what?” Jon asked.
“We need, like a big piece of cardboard or something,” he
said, indicating the size with his outstretched hands, “a marker pen
glass or something like that.”
Jon knew right where to look for everything and quickly
scrounged a piece of cardboard from the basement. Ron
took the board and a pen and busied
himself writing down the alphabet and some numbers in a wide arc across
board. In opposite corners he wrote
‘yes’ and then ‘no’ finishing with ‘goodbye’ at the bottom.
“Now what?” Hunter asked, clearly interested by the prospect
for some kind of communication with who-the-fuck-knew what.
“We need a glass.”
“For what?” Jon asked.
“The glass moves around and spells out the words,” he
said. “You got a small one?
Jon went to fish around in the Butler’s Pantry and came back
with a small highball glass. “Will this
“Oh, yeah; that’s perfect,” Ron said. “C’mon,
let’s take this in the dining room
and spread out!”
Ron lead the way. We
all followed him and sat down around one end of the table.
Jon got a little tape to anchor the board with.
I have to confess that I really wanted to get
in on all the excitement but I just couldn’t.
Something was really gnawing at my stomach and my little voice
telling me ‘bad idea bad idea bad idea’ over and over and over again,
of those old vinyl records that got stuck in the groove.
But would I listen? Oh, no, no, no!
Alcohol has a way of just flat out beating
the snot out of common sense and leaving it lying in a gutter somewhere
the next morning. I mean, I can’t say
that I was drunk, but I can’t exactly say that my CPU was recognizing
network, either, if you know what I mean.
That gnawing feeling just wouldn’t go away.
“Hey, how’s about we kill the lights and get these candles
going?” Hunter said, picking up two of the candelabras.
“Excellent!” Jon said, catching their enthusiasm.
“Yeah! Let’s get some
atmosphere in here!” Ron said.
Jon and Hunter got the candles lit and turned out all the
lights. It was just us, this homemade
board of Ron’s and the rain pattering steadily against the house.
I have to admit that it was kind of sexy, but
it was also kind of creepy.
“It works best with at least two people,” Ron said.
“Who wants to go first?”
“Your idea,” Hunter said.
“I’ll go,” Jon said.
“Let’s do this.”
“Jon, are you sure you want to,” I started.
“Oh, c’mon, mom,”
he said, “it’s just a game, you know?”
“Yeah, c’mon Brad,” Ron echoed, “What’s
gonna happen? We’re just gonna ask some
I held up my hands.
“Okay, pay no attention to me.”
“You’re next, by the way,” Jon said, smiling as he patted me
on the shoulder.
“Hey, great,” I drawled, taking another sip of my drink as I
unconsciously inched my chair a little further away from the table.
Does art imitate life or is it the other way around?
This was one of those weird party moments
that everyone probably goes through at some point.
I’m sure everybody but me has had the
experience of watching two friends, two
allegedly, and I emphasize that word ‘allegedly’, bright, intelligent
hover over a board with their fingers perched on a glass or what have
ask about things they probably have no business asking about to begin
with. The darkened room is apparently
optional but highly recommended. It’s
like a scene from one of those really ultra-cheap horror pictures that
likes where a bunch of girls talk their boyfriends into it and gather
one of these things, asking a bunch of stupid
kind of questions and end up conjuring some ancient Babylonian demon or
something by mistake. Just complete
‘So, okay, Williams,’ I thought, ‘If it’s such lunacy, then
what are you worried about?’
“Okay; let’s all be quiet,” Ron said. “Now,
put your fingertips on the glass like
this,” he demonstrated to Jon.
Hunter and I both watched.
He sipped at his drink, eyes glued to the board.
I leaned back, arms crossed and more than a
little skeptical. But was it skepticism
or was I afraid of something. I couldn’t
tell. The left side of my brain was
telling me that nothing was going to happen, you know it’s not.
The right side, however, was making me watch
because, what if it did? After all I’d
been through you’d think I’d be a little more open to such things, but
exercise had all the…oh, what’s that bullshit word that politicians
throw around to make themselves sound intelligent?...gravitas, that’s
it!...This little exercise had all the gravitas of a grade-school
sleepover. No, wait; forget I said that.
Ron and Jon hunkered over that board for a few seconds,
saying nothing. Hunter couldn’t stand
the inaction any longer.
“You actually gonna ask it something or are you girls just
waiting to get your nails done?” he deadpanned.
That was it. I lost
I broke up laughing and fell halfway out of the chair,
catching my foot on the underside of Jon’s seat. He
backhanded my calf.
“Stop laughing,” he said, smirking at the two of us.
Hunter shook as he chuckled.
“All right, c’mon, c’mon,” Ron said trying to get us back in
the mood again. “C’mon; for real this
“Yeah, okay,” Hunter said, hiding his amusement behind his
Ron and Jon hovered over the glass again. I
leaned over to Hunter, “Thanks, man. I
needed that,” I whispered.
“No problem. This is
too much fun.”
We watched as they got themselves mentally into it again,
their fingers lightly touching the edge of the upended glass.
I knew they were waiting for one of us to
make some wise-ass remark. Hunter looked
at me as if to tell me it was my turn, but I smiled and shook my head
slightly. I wanted to see what the
chuckleheads could do.
Finally, at long last, Ron asked it a question.
“How old is Jon?” he slowly whispered.
“Oh, God,” I muttered.
“Could this be any more
Hunter snickered and they both cut us looks from the corners
of their eyes, telling us to just shut up.
We were all a little surprised when the glass started to move.
It shook a little at first then stopped. It
started again and made a really slow but
steady sweep around the board, like it was trying to find its way in
territory. Jon and Ron kept their
fingertips glued to it as it traveled, following as it stopped over the
then circled lazily over to the ‘9’.
“Huh!” I said, a
Hunter’s mouth was half open again. “Is it
“Yeah, it’s right,” Jon said.
“Well, hell; you’re just a little boy!” Ron quipped, winking
at his friend.
“Oh…cram it,” he said.
“I’m only a year and a half younger than you.”
“And trust me; ain’t nothin’ little about my man here!”
I said, leaning over to pat Jon’s thigh.
“Lucky you,” Hunter said, glancing at Ron, propping his foot
in one of the braces of his chair legs.
“C’mon, let’s ask it something else,” Ron said quickly,
breaking Hunter’s gaze. “You ask it
something this time,” he told Jon.
“Okay, lemme think,” he said, pausing for a moment.
“I know; you ready?” he asked Ron. He
nodded and they again assumed the
“Who are we talking to?” he asked.
A jolt of electricity shot up my spine. I
could hear my little voice yowling at me
like a banshee. Of course, I could only
assume that’s what a banshee sounded like, having no personal
myself; but, trust me, it wasn’t pretty.
I knew it was too late but my mouth went into action anyway.
“Jon, don’t ask it that!”
“Why, what’s the pr…,” he started to ask, just as the glass
began to move again.
I don't want to
give too much away, BUT:
I'm sure there are people who, at this point, are reaching for
some cardboard, a pen and a glass or who are reaching for their keys to
run to Toys R Us to get a Ouija Board.
Believe me when I tell you that these things are neither a toy nor a
party game and should not be taken lightly. They are a tool that
should only be used by someone who has years of experience and
knowledge of such things...if at all. I know they're sold right
next to that cute little Magic Eight-Ball, assuming they still make
those dumb things, but trust me...they're not toys.
Youthful exuberance, inexperience, and
a Ouija Board, especially when combined with
alcohol, are a fool's mixture. You don't have to believe in fire
to get burned by it, so enjoy it in the story but give it a wide berth