Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2003 12:19:16 -0400 From: Mark Subject: Deceptively Fun 1 WARNING: With any sexual encounter, you should always carefully consider your options and make conscious choices, knowing the possible results of your decisions. You should be fully aware of your surroundings and the activities of all participants, especially knowing not everyone is trustworthy, no matter how many muscles he has or how big his cock is. If you choose to use condoms and you are the bottom, consider bringing your own condoms and compatible lube. Remember, the only truly "safe sex" is sex alone or no sex at all. Deceptively Fun 1 By Mark (Possibly the first in a series, depending on the reaction) (The standard disclaimers apply. Leave the flames at home, I don't want to hear 'em. markblastoff@hotmail.com) Don't know when I stopped caring, but I don't. It's all about the fuck. It's all about feeling good. And I don't fucking care any other way. I say and do what I need to and I always get rewarded with ass. Well, almost always. There's still plenty of ass I turn down. But I can be charming, naive, dominant, friendly or anything as long as my cock finds its way to a tight - or tight enough - pucker. As for condoms, most guys may claim they want "safe sex," but if you eat their ass out just enough and then poise the cock at the hole, you don't even need to push. The bottom will push back onto my throbbing hard seven-and-a-half inches. And I really do have seven-and-a-half inches. First, the nine-inches or more is fucking hard to find and, in many cases, guys with meat that huge are usually bottoms. If you are lucky enough to find a top with such a large endowment, chances are the cock is more sponge-like than rock-like. Mine is solid. You have NO DOUBT there's a cock inside you. Moreover, my talents extend further. Once I am hard, I STAY HARD. I mean, I can shoot a load and keep fucking. I've done that numerous times and not even told the bottom. As long as I keep thrusting, they have no idea I've shot a load DEEP INTO THEIR ASS. That's one of my favorites for the so-called "safe" fuckers who back down on my cock. "Please, don't cum in my ass," they'll request. Of course, I always make a special effort to cum shortly after my cock slides inside, then I keep fucking them and cum a second time on their back or wherever. But about half the time, they end up asking - no, begging - for it in their ass. Should you enjoy the pleasures of cum in ass, I have a special treat. You see, my cock has a life of its own. With a good fuck, I slam that last stroke home and hold still. The bottom will feel my cock swell and then THROB LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. Dude, you have NO IDEA the reaction this gets. Bottoms will beg for it again and again if they can FEEL a guy shoot. With me, they can. So I should round out my description a little more. I'm 36, 6-feet 3-inches tall, 185 pounds with brown hair and green eyes. I have a little chin fuzz, which adds a little something to my nerdy appearance. Seeing me on the street (or online), you'd never suspect I've fucked more than 5,000 asses. hell, I have NO IDEA how many men I have fucked. So let's move on since we're done with all the introductory shit. The guy is 20 years old, black, slender and about 5-foot 10-inches. He's a bottom, of course, and asked if I would fuck him. We were both online, him hiding his pics until I sent him my e-mail address. I don't go looking for twentysomethings. Hell, I don't even approach guys under 30. The twinks (and let's face it, at that age they're almost ALL twinks) generally fuck their own. When I was in my early thirties, I never seemed to attract guys in their twenties. Now, that's all I seem to hear from. A gift for turning 36 or something, I guess. So he comes over, and we start the usual thing. He sucks my cock, he eats my ass, he licks my balls (which really gets my juices running). I return the favor, at a minimum. He sucked me for something like 15 minutes and I make it from his cock to asshole in two. This is where I spend my time. I know how to eat ass and do it well. I get the chin fuzz involved and really work my tongue into that tangy pucker. He's all moaning and shit, now begging for it. I always ignore the first time they ask for a condom. I move up and start kissing him deeply, letting him taste his own ass. My wet cockhead is pushing at his hole the first time he asks. Again, I never push forward. He is hesitating. I know he wants to, but he asks for a condom again. They look like ordinary condoms. Hell, they are. Even good on the expiration date, if anyone bothered to check. But here's the trick. Put them in your car in sunlight. Let the whole box heat up good and hot. And it needs to be for a few days. A week is best. Just for good measure, sometimes I bring them in from the heat and freeze them too. Always test one from the batch. The trick should be for them to slip on like any other condom. Over the head and everything. Some smart bottoms always check the tip. But once you start fucking, they only check the base. With enough practice, you will find the right amount of heat and all that will cause the condom head to split open. I've got it good enough that by the fourth or fifth thrust, my head is out. A few minutes in, the entire top half of my cock is plunging into his hole. Damn this boy was hot and loving my cock. He reaches back every once in a while and feels the cock going into his hole. Sometimes they check for the condom and breath a sign of relief when they feel it. Not him. He wants my cock deeper inside him. He's opening his ass up as wide as it will go. He takes a snort of poppers and starts begging for me to really plug him. He's such a thin boy. A slight amount of effort gets his haunches up higher so I can slam his ass. I can see my bare cock come out and go back into his hole, glistening with the lube, spit, my precum and his ass juices. I really start giving it to him. Without touching himself, he begins to shoot. I feel his ass clamp down onto my cock. So I let loose. A couple more plunges and I am there. I bury my cock deep inside and start releasing my load. His eyes get wide. He can feel it too. FUCK it feels good. My cock is throbbing, swelling and pumping, releasing my juices deep into his gut. I ride the high as long as I can. He does too. Then you see the confusion. It FEELS different, I know. As out breathing begins to relax, he reaches back to grab the cock base and hold the condom in place. My hand wraps around his and I pull the condom off. I become attentive. My spunk is dribbling out of his ass, so I grab a handy towel and wipe it up, then clean him up and point him toward the bathroom, being gentlemanly. This is where I always win the deception. When he returns, I am fully ready for the question: "Hey, did the condom break?" "Nope," I say. Sometimes when I jerk off alone, I use a normal, unaltered condom, deposit a load there, add enough lube and a bit of brown matter (if needed) and you have "evidence" of a unbroken condom. Store it in plastic baggies to keep it "fresh" enough. The bathroom trip always gives you enough time to make the switch. I show it to him and he relaxes. "Damn, dude, that was fucking hot. I have NEVER felt someone cum like that before," he says. I just smile.